Would the existence of an afterlife make you feel better?

       ○●○●○●○●○●○●●○        FOR            SALE.               ○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○● 

 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆             Two tickets to the afterlife*          ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

I could probably let um go for like a thousand each.  

Definitely  No less. 

These tickets are.

☆☆  All access. 

☆☆  Non smoking.  

☆☆ One Day pass to hang out with jesus and pals. 

☆☆   Anddddd a you get a painting of the day to take home. 

And Much much more  that i couldn't be bothered lying about right now. 

So if anyone is interested. 

PM me. 

K

 

*  tickets are non refundable.   

With so many christians on site, it would be silly to not try and make a few bucks from em. 

Well what wouldn't they fall for ? 

I definitely  know they will all want these beautiful one of a kind 24k GOLD Or silver.

crucifix necklaces.

I tell you later about them.  

Just.

SEND CASHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Or if you don't care about god. 

Don't 

Its up to you. 

No photo.

Heaven sure is omniscient.

I'm in though.

Just give me your access codes and bank account details and leave all the paperwork to me.

Do you want a receipt. Deb.