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You girls Sound like you could do with a nice large glass of concrete each, and harden the fuck up.
Said the Bloke.
No but ummmmm.
What we all need to do is.
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It looks like you are doing this here TRN.
So nice work man.
I dare you to Keep it up For the rest of the month.
It should be like .
A new criminal code.
Imagine if , every person in a jail acted over the top really really nice to one another.
Just Imagine being nice all the time with others . ( within reason )
I might give it a go. I'm sure i could be a good bloke.
Ok then.
Good day fine sirs.
Please note.
If there is anything i can do . IM HERE FOR YA.
ANYTHINGGGGGGG.
I probably more then likely wont do it, but its a start.
Who knows, I may do something good.
Ya crazy Pair of Wankers.
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This feeling of sorrow for us will instantly disappear when they hear that .
Women where allowed to terminate pregnancies.
Surly this in 2000 years time will sound like the most retarded thing we did ever.
It will be hard to grasp.
Although i myself am not shocked ( today ) about the fact we use to sacrifice peoples the way we did.
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100 years from now .
A person will be dumb founded when they here that " we " can go down the road and purchase unlimited alcohol.
They will find it hard to belive.
Ok then.
In 200 years from now then.
Andddddddddd
People weren't "allowed" to be homosexual back then will sound pretty funny in 300 maybe 400 years right ?
Does this sound right.
A search in the year 3116 on what was it lile livong in the year 2000.
It Will be funny to the reader when that get to the paragraph that states that.
People " had " to be Either a Male or a Female back then.
We are going to look lile pure simpletons.
An Obnoxious bunch of fucking idiots.
Can you believe that. ?
Having to be a HE or a SHE .
They will feel sorry for us.
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@FLRW
And we are like in the first generations of peoples that can proudly say.
☆☆☆ WE HUMANS DON'T BELIVE IN WITCHES. ☆☆☆
Actully we are prob not that advanced hey?
There is always One or two stragglers.
But in 50 years i can see a end to .
People believe in witches. Being a true ummmm , phrase.
And it will be safe to say that.
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A google search in the year 3116 .
What was it like living in the year 2000.
' ENTER '
The second or maybe third sentence will refer to us being " religious " and believing in gods and shit.
The reader will , insta chuckle, and turn to his mates and go.
Hey get this .
( They still believed in the God things back in the year 2000. )
The class will all chuckle and we , the people of the "NOW" Will be briefly thought of as a ummmmm , generation of fools of sort ,
ergo undermining the plethora of good our generation.
No actually , not our "generation " but a 500 year alotment of us lets say.
of " generation " of the " peoples " have put forth.
And to throw in another ▪▪▪▪▪ wild guess. ▪▪▪▪▪▪
The 100 year lot of peoples that see a ending of alllllllll religious nonsense will be " credited " somehow. Maybe looked at as a ummm ,
a smart bunch.
A smart time.
Every single religion and or religious thing and things has a expiration date.
We've witnessed this throughout history.
Wich really doesn't mean shit butttttttt.
Like
You know what i mean.
The best prediction of future behavior is past behavior kinda works when looking into religion.
I think.
What i am trying to say is .
As a atheist or non believer. people in the "future" will think of us asssssss.
<< THEY STILL BELIEVED IN GODS BACK THEN >>
So ummmm yeah .
' kicks dirts '
Thanks for that guys.
Fanks.
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Theses Peoples that ummm, put out there plans for a "utopian society" are of a certain type hey ?
3 maybe 4 things.
Instantly you think of Hitler and the uni- bomber.
Others are.
White supremacist and Peoples in jail.
The word "narcissistic" jumps out at you also.
I tend to think of A person that puts out their , "memoirs" is alot like the above.
But that aint correct.
But i do feel it feels like it.
I wouldn't dare tell you lot or anyone my thoughts on a " perfect society "
P.s
No fat chicks , cough cough , no black people, women must do as men say and i would be like a important leader of sorts. Making the rules as we go along.
Cough.
Real real fucking Ruthless like.
It MUST start with a. ♡♡ mass culling ♡♡ of sorts.
Yet to be decided.
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We got.
1 Adam.
And
1 Eve.
So thats like two.
2 peoples
Thennnnnnnnn
We got ya.
Blood type A
Type B
AB
And O
Thats 4 blood types.
Look. What im trying to say is.
Its a little mysterious right.
Mysterious mo fo.
Thats all.
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You guys should push the saying.
<< GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS >>
Its a horrible saying buttttt, it kind of works dun it.
I mean, it clarifies everythihg.
Its like.
Yes ..
Yes god does work in mysterious ways so just leave it at that and MOVE ON.
I SAID...... MOVE ON.
See You can't really argue with this.
His a Mysterious mutha fuker
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The ritual of waking up sunday morning and thinking, darn it !
I gots to go down the road to the building god wants us to alllllllll meet at.
God should of known that not every person on earth can gather in one building.
Thats what he ask right?
I mean
We are all his " children " right ?
Sooooooooo.
God "asking " us to meet at a clubhouse instantly divides.
Fucking instantly.
For There is your church, and there is one a suburb or two over.
Same denomination or not , its a TOTALLY different thing.
Toats diff.
We could of never all fit in one church like building.
What god really is asking issss.
He wants me going to that building over here and John going to that one over there with Rebecca going there, and Peter and Katrina in that one.
Surly He could of never expected us all to stay on the same page and shit.
God "set" up his religion EXACTLY the same way that false fake religions that he watch for years come and go.
EXACTLY THE SAME BUT ONLY DIFFRENT.
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When we talk about religions in the future and snit.
Religion now would still have to include
Allllllllllll the fucking Egyptian shit and Norse nonsense and crap are still here today right?
Its not like you can just all give it up kind of deal.
In so much as . if one or two blokes " today " still believe in ra and stuff then. Does that mean they are still a religion.
Ps
What about if no one believed in a certain god or gods for like decades then one day one bloke starts again.
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@zedvictor4
Zed. Hi pal, miss you buddy.
But yeah
You did cluck like a chicken three times before adressing me hey Zed.
Its disrespectful if you didn't. ( this is just another rule of this religion. its simply to make religious people feel uncomfortable. )
They start thinking .
Do i bow ?
Do i kertsy and shit like that.
Next thing you have too wear a special frigging hat inside certain buildings and crap nonsense.
Soooooo
If they dont want to do go along with what this new made up religion asks.
And or atleast show the ummmm , commen courtesy that the non religious and the " opposite " religious folks have too. well fuck there's too.
Good day boss.
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Religion is asking for a well written out knew religious group , total nonsense like the other s butttttt, with the ability to umm change things . Its not like anyone needs to really belive it.
Its there to .
Simply make a complete mockery of the way we have to let "religious" groups change shit.
This religion will right the wrongs like.
There has to be Christmas trees at Christmas, every 20ft.
People have to say merry Christmas.
Ya know what i mean?
Not these but shit like this.
Allllllll the, ( no you can't do this )
And .
No "this" or " that" offends us.
A well written religious group to make a complete and utter mock of every bit of religious stupidness
We change it back. A anti religion if you will.
But with sensible considerations
Oh and its tax free.
Sooooooo ummmmmm yeah.
Cool.
' kicks dirt'
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Thusssssssss bringing to life this story.
I Bet ya $10 bux.
The church you go to.
Yes you.
is owned and or strated by a person whom heard a msg from god telling him to sell alll of his stuff and build a church.
I fuckin bet ya.
RIGHT?
Well you've heard that before .
RIGHT. ?
Just type, ( yep )
Ya insta fall for that shit.?
You where told thats how your ummmm, " church " come to be.
For pureeeeeee fucking love. And Happy happy joy joy.
Picture opening a new church for fucking shits and giggles.
Costing someone. $30,000 to $ 50,000 grand a month so you can go to the prayer and the singing nonsense you guys do.
Lose cash fist over fist for the pure fun of it.
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Don't say it Deb.
It has to be embarrassing to christians to mention the
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I like to just say . " LOTS" .
instead bammmmmmmmmming that horrible number up there. ( and ya'll know that number )
They got fucking " LOTS " of em.
But lets just all not talk about it hey ?
fffffffffffffffff .
HAS 2 B EMBARRASSING.
I mean .
IT FUCKING IS EMBARRASSING. ( number of Christian denominations )
Pull ya heads in.
This aint no cattle train.
WANKERS
' catches breath'
' cleans up spit '
Good game.
Good game.
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@Critical-Tim
I belive they all have to like, start that way.
A way to gain.
Every religion starts because, a person or persons wants to get a " group " up and running.
Back in the day you could get others to tend to your crops and shit.
Or just coloect one cent for every person in your group .
Buttttttt. It appears like its all about , Getting a group up and running.
Things like starting a diffrent denomination looks like easiest way of achieving this.
And just following the Abrahamic recipe.
I feel it was a good move to " adopt " like the first chunk of a ummmmm " jewish " bible.
Can i say that ?
But it was real real smart to have for example. Jesus being like a king bloody jew.
As I belive it was even real real smart like for the inventors of the Muslim groups to " acknowledge " jesus, but switching it up perfectly.
Thats the same move the " Christian " movment, ( CAN I SAY ? ) did.
Thus making the far fetch ness . ( not a word )
Thus making like all the over the top , theatrical drama , fair enough to consider.
No i don't know where im going now buttttttt.
Religion is ( A STRICT FOR PROFIT BUSINESS ) It definitely is now would you agree.?
And it appears to me that thats how they started. On the premise.
Obviously there could of been. " religions " started on lkke a good faith trip or shit. Buttttt thats like a crap Ponzie.
Its
Operation. ☆☆ GET A GROUP UP AND RUNNING ☆☆
You can gain from that, FULL FUCKING STOP
ACTUALLY
Hang on.
The atheists believe religion has been around longer then religious people hey ?
You could probably fucking angle that for a argument hey ?
Ha, i find that funny. But thats a different post .
But Tim .
Hey tim .
Have a great weekend
And sorry if you cant understand my scribble.
If one can understand scripture, one can read one of my posts.
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If religion wasn't " around " in the " future " ie 10 seconds.
Then they'd invent one.
Unlessssssssss,
One cant make a couple of bucks from religion or a gain a little control out of it.
I mean.
It aint like you do that shit for free is it ?
Its not like you make up a bunch of shit simply because you have the fucking love of jesus down in ya heart.
One has to make a few bucks .
You fucking have to.
Think of it as a ummm.
A Leagal Ponzie scheme.
Stuff it.
Start one yorself and collect 10cents of every player.
Myself , , im all about the Bitches, so instead of money incentives , im a have me five maybe six smoking hot wives.
religion makes it possible to have 5 wives.
Im sure other shit might, but Its just,,,,,,,,, religion did it.
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So its like, what package did you go with.
{ Package.. #1. }
Live your entire life in accordance with god. = Awesome Afterlife.
Or.
{ Package..#2. }
Live your life with no ummmmm, no to very little attention put to god. = very very Bad afterlife.
Something along thoes lines.
Sooooooooo , This "afterlife" thing.
How long does it last ?
If the answer is, an eternity.
Then how long is an eternity. ( i ask this because when it comes to christians and " time " alotments and shit , they are not to be taken as actully times and numbers unless otherwiswe in stipulated. )
No but .
Not only could no one, not no how, possible know what happens when ya die.
The christians and the rest go into GREAT SPECIFIC DETAILS.
And i myself think thats rude. As obviously its false,
Well i mean.
Its fucking far fetched, from the absolute nothingness that can obtained about , " what happens when ya die "
IiiiiiiiI think.
Although, , Nana's and moms go to heaven , this i know.
P.s. i dare you to tell me that my nana didn't go to heaven.
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If female Muslims where allowed to go on the this here interwebs .
Then we too , normal guys can abuse them also.
Orrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Ain't athiests allowed to yell at female Muslims?
They are aint they ?
I mean , its ok to yell at femake Muslims no matter what you are right ?
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Lucky the bible says dont be gay.
Because i dont think i could of figured that out on my own.
Thanks bibe bibe.
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But it takes two people to be gay .
I mean .
Well a gay act.
So everything to do with choice is thrown out the window.
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Ima talk about " Gay sex "
Like ummmmm, man on man shit you know.
No butt what im trying to ask issss.
You dont have to be gay, other then in the act of hey ?
I mean
Just because my mate sucked off his mate when they where young.
Don't mean im gay, i mean his gay .
Butttttttttttttt.
Can you be gay before you are gay ?
Ya can can't ya.
Look i don't know .
I'm just gonna pass on this .
A ' limp wristed ' pass.
Good game but.
Ps.
I can think of some experiments we could run to help us get to the bottom of this.
Butt.
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Fucking has to be currently a EASYYYYYY a hundred million theists and wayyyyyyy fucking more in the
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At scripture deciphering slash translator fucking ring.
Why you ask ??
Why.
cause ummmm....
There Aint NO mutha fucker that can translate a scripture as ummmm Articulate lee AWSOME ansd spot on like you can.
Oh Andddddddd.
There is even one or two scriptures, that you are.
Now get this...
# ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ UNO ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡...
Yeah.
Thats like. ( BEST FUCKING EVEREST. )
END OF FUCKING STORY.
What im getting at is.
Everyone is just.
Well everyone is just,
ACE ... at this " translations of the funny writings "
I mean
It becomes blatantly apparent, approximately one and a half reads of or into the bible.
It is aparant thattttttt,
GOD WROTE THAT BOOK FOR PRETTY MUCH YOU.
HE FUCKING DID. And i won't here NO more of it.
Ps. Would a Christian take " AI 's " exact or most logical meaning of said scriptssssssss.
WANKERS
I CALL A SCRIPT OFF BITCHES
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A quick odds update.
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Finding and proving Extraterrestrial life in 5 years $20,000 to $1.
Finding and proving a actual God in 10 years $100,000 to $1.
And remember. Please gamble responsibly.
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@zedvictor4
I am but a bad scripture translator. .
I am way to frivolous and much far fetched when it comes to translating scriptures.
Sooooooooo. Take note.m
And With this said.
I can give you a easy dozen times in wich the bible " CLEARLY " states, THAT Sex with kids is wrong.
Ill give you ten .
NUMBER 1. Pslam. 73 bloody twenty fuckking six. My flesh and my heart may fail.
So on and so on .
Ya can see what im gonna do cant ya. .
So I now ask you pleas
( please , don't make me post 10 more totally randomly plucked out scriptures that are in know way connected to " god said don't do kids" .
And then-nnnnnnnnn argue black and mutha fucking blue with any of .you over its meaning.
Cause i so fucking will.
Soooookoooo
BAD SCRIPTURE TRANSLATORS.
AND LIKE ummmm .
BIBLE ILLITERATE TRANSLATORS.
Are in fact .
The knew.
GOOD SCRIPTURE TRANSLATORS
AND LIKE UMMM
BIBLICAL SCHOLARS translators .
' places fingers in ears '
I aint fucking buying it.
Good say sir.
I said good day.
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I just tested positive for morals.
No but.
I can't for the life of me remeber the last i ummm, adopted and or took in a good moral.
When do ya reckon the last time was that you like ummm, gained a good moral.
Orrrrr
Or
When was The last time you " lost " one of these morals you had previously.
If you loes a moral do you gain a immoral.
Dunno.
Hey guys ?
Now don't tell others this right.
buttttttttt.
I heard that if you do a odd number of immoral acts at once.
Like 3 or 5. , ( THEY DO NOT REGISTER )
1 , 2 , 4, 6 and so on alll count acts of moralness.
And Boy ars they expensive.
But GOD, for reasons unknown, does not witness them .
ERGOOOOOO.
it doesn't effect your ( AFTER LIFE ACCOMMODATION STATUS )
PS. THAT STAYS BETWEEN US..
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Picture being 75 or 83.5% certain.
Or 13.83 % sure of something.
Whatever the fuck. " 100% certain " means.
Is "100% certain"
Buttttttt i can't be certain about that.
( Having 100% certainty brings to life " Chance " )
Or not. ?
Im not sure what im trying to say here.
This is the winner.
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ i will die one day. ♡♡♡♡♡♡
Thats being 100% certain
Ergo 100% certain
And 100% being the math part.
Thank you .
Thanks .
I retire.
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Only with maths can you be 100 % certain,
I mean.
Thats how Percentages work.
One can be 100% certain on any subject . Maths will be apart of that no matter what.
Percentages.
Im 100% certain im hungry.
Thats Maths.
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Ok ok.
But Please guys.
Stop fucking hounding me.
Its 7.6 cm.
No 8 cm.
Yeah Definitely 8.
Im back.
Ive come back after I posted this to swap the centimeters to inches.
Then I come back a second time and swaped it back.
Ha ha ha har
But unfortunately ill foget to do this.
Darn it.
Why You rat bastard .
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Just invented a game there
Post somthing real real embarrassing adout ya self andddddd
then flirt with the unspecified time to change it.
.
Wow.
What a fucking rush
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If you and i measured our cocks , we would know " for certain " whom has the bigger one right ?
Well.
Well.
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Ok so i admit I " acted " immoral 15 mins ago.
But guys .
Im acting totally moral now.
Hey do you reckon a immoral person can act moral ?
No get this.
Do you think a immoral person can do a moral ummm " act " or like a moral deed.?
Moral fucking shmorals.
Do not start rant deb
Dont do it .
' deep breaths '
Ok im done now.,
Good game.
Good game.
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If one was to use these bloody MASSIVE, old , dusty , warn out , pre digital pieces of shit
●● SCALES OF MORAL LESS NESS NESS NESS NESS 6000r. ●●
To ummmm, weigh peoples up, thennnnnn, we will end up with, ( " moral pedophiles " )
When i say "moral pedophiles" i mean , " moral to the naked eye."
When i say naked eye i mean to all apart from their ( " victums." ) dare i say ? You know what imean. Peoples.
Yeah peoples.
Thats quite a fun word to say actually. ( PEOPLES )
( PEOPLES PEOPLES )
( PEOPLES )
deb.
Hey deb ? STOP IT.
Where were you?
Picture the most immoral istickel sickest fuck thats ever existed .
Yep.
Hey I'm not sure about you buttttt, I take what we all love and what we all do seriously.
Im Deb. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Professional character judge. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ judger
A character judger
No its judge is right ?
Yeah judge.
Why Howdy ' tilts hat ' cues cracking whip sound.
'Whip '
' wispers under breath and from behind a newspaper with dark sunnies on '
Soooo Im guessing you guys are like " pros " also right ?
You know?
At the JUDGEN and shit. ?
You guys are Pro right ?
Nice nice.
If we "give" or " take" anything away from someone because we , we being i , i being you.
And consider them "morall" or "immoral" thennnnnn , it wouldn't realy work that good right?
Its not that helpful is it.
No its not. .
I fucking said its not alright.
When ever in your life have you known or unknowingly assigned someone with a big shiny MORAL sticker. ?
Never have you.
Get the fuck out of town .
No you haven't.
Nope.
And Then theres
Assigning and attaching this bloody ( "moral " score percentage label )
A level of moran ality to peops is just shit .
( im thinking A BIG sticker on people's backs
If a person " believes " in their star signs is more informative then moral perception .
Its more " telling "
MUMS ARE MADE OUT OF 100% PURE MORALS .
And That shits is near on impossible to see through.
Levels of Moral less ness ness ness are a very very small part of.
" Character judging "
Picture using facebook for character judging
Bloody horrible right ?
A single "Moral pecipion" is wayyyyyyy worse.
UNLESS.
Thats UNLESS. YOU HAVE SEEN THIS , SOMEONE PERFORM A " NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR DEED "
so they could nevvvvvererereree be immoral.
NEVERRRRRRRRRRR.
ITS.
Well
Its a fucked up unit of measurement.
That being .
Moral less ness ness ness nesss.
PS.
I specialises in knowing " freaky girls " thats freaky in a sexual way.
Guys....??
Have ya ever seen a chick and thoughf .
Yeah she would root. ???
Ill get that.
Let me answer that for you
HELL FUCKING YES.
' holds hand up for hi 5 '
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If people started living on mars.
Then It would only be a small amount of time before ,
《《《《《 WHEN MARS ATTACKS. 》》》》》
' joke drum sound '
Switching on corney voice. 78%
' flick '
Starts real real slow and loud ' corny type laughter 83% '
Ha.
He.
Ha.
Har.
Oh no , i can't turn off this cornyness switch.
So i continue in a ' corny voice.'
Guys?
Do you get it?
' pause '
Do you get that. ?
' Pause '
' pause '
I said, It wouldn't be long before, When mars attacks.
Ya know what i mean.n
Yes The movie.
When mars atracks.
Guys.
You knew that right.
' click '
Finally turns off corny
You Wankers.
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These are some HI cal decisions guys.
Kaitlyn is definitely playing. ( Socrates )
Andddd
Best-kor is ( Plato )
MORALS WITH SOCKS AND THE PLATE IN THE MORNING
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But.
But.
There aint No sluts in / at / around Mars .
Whatsoever.
You'll know this right guys ?
Mars is a completely slutless planet.
Soooooo
FUCK THAT SHIT.
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@zedvictor4
Thanks man thanks.
I did well to not bring it to the board hey Zed ?
I know you know i used great ummm , " something " to stop a "race rant"
Im guessing
That would be them "moraly" things these guys sometimes talk about.
Or Zed .
That could of been me " conscience. "
Or a combo of both.
We will call that
" Moral conscience "
No thats not right ?
Look I am really not quite sure what it was that " come over me " and stopped me dropping the N bomb after N bomb.
Whatever it was. It was was for the good
It would have to of been. Something good.
For the better.
Maybe it might be my maturity levels
I mean my maturing. , I might be maturing.
ACTUALLY.
ZED?
Hey Zed.
When it comes to bad shitty things to say. ( I FEEL ) that the N word for some reason is like the pinical if you will.
Its rude , its disrespectful and not in the slightest bit smart.
Darn it .
That above sentence is something my old man would say.
Deb snap out of it man.
Your a harden crook.
The old saying goes. ( your going soft in your old age. )
Your thoughts on this saying Zed. ?
Actually saying that to you just then got something flowing.
I felt like asking you this you might offend you or something.
Just because You are a few years older then i.
And you might "assume " i think of you as old .
( this i promise you zed i never thoughg for a second about in our conversations. )
Look this post is getting a little stupid girly like now.
Awkward.
Awkward.
Zed ?
' stands with opens arms '
Bring it in big fella .
If i could I'll just grab a quick hug and take off.
mmmmmmmm.
Nice .
Have a great day man.
' slaps zed on the arse '
This OP topic has got to me.
Maybe i could
Unfortunately i have to end this post with .
Ok Now fuck off.
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Do onto others as you would have done to you.
This " golden rule " could be twisted and stretched to mean pretty much what you want.
Orrrrrr.
EVERYONES FAVE...
kings 2 : 22
And he went up from thence
And as he was going up by the way there came forth little children out of the city.
And mocked him and said onto him.
Go up tho bald head,
Go up tho bald head.
He turned around and looked at them and cursed on them in the name of the lord .
Then you know the rest , HE has 2 bears coming out of the woods and mauling 42 kids to death.
Now This doesn't specifically say you can make sweet love with kids.
buttttttt.
I detect a sinister undertone to it.
killing kids is totally fine.
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Thy shalt not covenant thy neighbors wife.
I.e so If you live nextdoor to Muhammed and his 9 year old wife.
This will then revert to .
Dont have sex with kids.
Thank you.
Thanks.
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Ive experienced something like this before .
I remember it like yesterday.
I was once told a story about some bloke named ummmmm
( Nigel Bigger )
Well In Seeing ( Mr Nigel Biggers ) name,
i instantly wanted to point out to all. that his name cotains the word.
○○○○○○ " NlGGER " ○○○○○○○○
in it.
I wanted to achieve this inconspicuously.
I started thinking . How can i point out to others that
NIGEL BIGGER has the word nigger in his name
So i was just about to commence this
<<<< "dropping ( N bomb ) " >>>>
HOWEVER. It was at this time ...... (☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ my conscious kicks in ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ )
I refrained.
I held back from making any racist remarks what so ever.
I held back from bringing to anyone's attention that
》》》》》》》 ( Dr NIGEL BIGGER ) has NlGGER in it. 《《《《《《《《
Nope.
I wasn't gonna do it.
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May I suggest.
We need to point our studies more deeper into the fields of.
Test # 78256814 . ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ 《 Why do gay men speak like gay men. ????? 》 ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙
We should get to the bottom of that first , Par pun .
Once them findings are in.
And only once them findings are in .
Thennnnnnnn, we can move on to
" everything trans like "
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As a EVER SO MANLY MAN that i am.
When i pretend to understand what i think it would ummmm, " feel " like to be a women.
I do this, ( pretend women gesturing ) " thing "
Andddddddddddddddddddddddd
i attempt to talk feminine.
The very instant this " pretending to talk like a female thing occurs I realize instantly.
Thats INSTANTLY,
That my
●●●●● " pretend to talk like a female voice " ●●●●●
is 100% identical to my.
■■■■■■ " pretend to speak like a gay guy voice " ■■■■■■■
Now Im not sure what these findings for me mean but there will however be further studies in this feild.
Try it now yourself.
( pretend to talk like a female )
see ?
See that shit.?
In trying to. "speak femaleish. " You too used your,
( talk like a gay guy voice ) along with a your " mocking type " undertones
So like.
Whats the deal with that shit?
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@Stephen
Good to see you.
Well that doesn't appear right.
Now not to second judge you or anything Henny.
And much so For my own piece of mind .
I ran over them numbers you gave me for myself.
Heres what i did.
Ok so I put the earth at
( 10,000 years* old ) ( fair ? ) yep fair.
And we got like a Dimond at
( 1 000 000 years* old )
Again to clarify. these years are ummmm, figures for. ( human years. )
so thats um.
Times 7.
I carried the 3.
' another minute of calculations pass '
Hang on .
Ok i got it , so for a minimum of a million years for a Dimond to be found on , in , on or under earth today that meansssss.
' back to calculating '
And Then like only god himself could of done , my calculator shuts down mid calc.
Fuck fuck fuck.
Look I'll have to leave it there, butttttttttt im cloes to positive there are NO millions in 10,000.
Not one.
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●■●■●■●■●■●■●■●■● KIDS BE WARNED. ●■●■●■●■●■●■●■●■●■●■
KIDS, ITS OK FOR ONE TO " PHILOSOPHIZE " FROM TIME TO TIME .
BUTTTTTTTTTT
THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT TO MUCH PHILOSOPHY DOES TO THE HUMAN MIND
KIDS PLEASE DO NOT MIX PHILOSOPHY WITH RELIGION.
A QUARTER GLASS OF PHILOSOPHY MIXED WITH A DASH OF RELIGION .
Eaquals like A cocktail of 100% pure fucking brilliance.
See i always knew what to much Philosophizing does to a human mind.
Mind being ones suspected " thought thingy "
See You philosophize.
And philosophize.
Andddddddddd,
you philosophize a bit more
Then all of a sudden. .
BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Philo + Religion that measures up to the required = 59.99 fucking migahurts or some shit.
Thuss Causing one to instantly turn " midly deep religious "
We will call this ummmm,
stage 1.
Then you start getting deeper religious,
Thats " strickt religious " state
Stage 3
And more religious
4
5
Right up until You enter
Stage 11 . " fanatic religious state "
And That my FRIEND is like only one maybe two step away from becoming 100% pure fucking awsome.
KIDS I CAN'T EMPATHIZE HOW BAD* IT IS TO OVER PHILOSOPHIZE .
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I'm picturing God building the earth and then realizing he totally forgot about burying weird looking animal bones everywhere in it.
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( Free willy 2 ) was my slang for ( free will ) .
I likened it to the anoying discussion one gets into about ( free will )
But A empty cup.
In a vacuum.
Rubble rubble.
Zed you know im a pretty strong guy right ?
So like ummmm , No fucken , vacuum chamber thingy would effect me.
Im a full grown man
Actually.
Imagine playing " chicken " with ya mates in a vac.
No but Zed, I feel like ya wanna tell me that i can't " dig a hole "
Or a half a hole.
Then you will be like .
How long is a rope ?
Now picture this.
( a real real sexist joke about not being able to use the vacuum at the moment. )
Sluts
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Oh my knee.
They are exactly the same but only diffrent.
If they were alike we would have and celebration called .
●●●○○○●○○○●○●○●○○ ( THE 6 DAYS OF EVOLUTION ) ○●○●○●○●○●○○○○○○●○○○○
And a parade and shit.
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@zedvictor4
This is getting a bit silly isn't it ?
It's on par with discussions into ( Free willy 2 )
Andddddd dealing with ' The ultra critically crucial and Clinically correct oh so coarse Criticizing Timmy. ' ain't easy.
Im just gonna go sit in vacuum for a hour or two Zed.
You'll have to solve this one by yourself.
( 2 , pass chips. ) remaining.
I'm gonna use one.
' PASS '
Fucking stupid fucking shit.
Fuckkkkkk.
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@Best.Korea
We allllllllllll here know full well you need the absolute minimum of ( 100 gold heaven tokens ) to gain entrance into heaven.
Whats your current tally best ?
Oh and if anyone else is interested in there current ( gold heaven tokens ) balance.
Hit me up. I'll tell ya.
And yes FLRW , you have well over the 100 required.
You got 273 some how.
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I quite like laughing at Doomsday preparers.
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See This is why I'm saving my one time ( being born again )
I can kiss boys rightttttt up until ive got a day to live.
Then i play my born again card , thus being allllllll good.
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@Best.Korea
Yes .
Man on Man style.
I don't think i feel bad or ok with it .
I think nothing of it.
But Surly this god can't see through a thick woolen blanket.
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