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So theres like a fine arse line before some thing enters under the "miricals" category.
And of course this fine arse line can never be crossed, asssssss there ain't such a thing that is a " mirical " .
No but Are Are, ( double R )
I like when you taught me .
The appearance of X isn't always X .
I think you used the ( appearance of magic isn't magic ) analogy saying thing.
I fucken wrote it straight on me wall.
Thats was over 4 years now.
Thanks Are Are.
Miricals being ummmm , "witnessed" around the times of the days of the jesus.
Pffffff.
You could imagine right.
From.
A door moving.
A red head kid.
And just other assorted nonsense.
Picture it.
Playing tricks on your mates back in the jesus days would of been a sinch.
With everyone ( SEEMINGLY ) to be scared of ghost and shit.
With fucking witches .
And curses and shit.
White rabbits. Fingers crossed. Sacrafice.
Easy fucking as.
I could of easily prove my wifes a witch back then.
Easy.
With a couple bits of string and a paper clip.
But where was i .
Miricals.
A mirical is somthing like ,
now picture this.
A EMPTY BUCKET.
With the wave of a hand and a Poof, i mean
powwwwwww.
The bucket is now full of fish.
Insta bucket o fish.
Aka mirical.
My next post will be a serious post about, how some churches offer exorcism.
Or whatever they call it.
You can really see why everything boils down to SEX.
All this nonsense is to get and or have sex.
Like Dirty sex.
I call it. Stray dog sex.
Mmmm church.
'Spit comes out me mouth'
Ill be on topic next post henny.
Im getting fucking angry.
Fucken secret churches.
Pass.
Good game
Good game.
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Compile a list of doomsday prepers.
Scope out their fortifications.
Plant cheap things that go bang and also taint their supplies.
Find weaknesses.
Likeee , gather tHe names of there family members and stuff.
In short.
Do not prepare for the end. ( its costly and oh so time consuming. )
Kids don't want that shit.
Soooooooo.
A few weekends a year.
Plann anddddd Practice "takeovers" on doomsday prepers.
Im talking, " Ruthless takeovers "
Become like a fucking ummm. A kid killer.
You'll need to , Sharpen up on your ( kidnapping ) skills.
Like Get a better game you know.
You want to be like.
An elite no qualm, kidnapping, kid killer , mother fucker.
Like,
Take it.
Just fucking take it.
IT'S MINE.
Void all emotions.
When you get to the ability / level of.
( Being able to snap kittens legs and not even think about it. )
Ya approx half way there.
Put out some adds.
Start out softly like.
●●●●●■■ The " end " is comming. ■■●●●●●
Then offer.
▪○▪○▪○▪○▪○ Getting (End Game) Trained . ▪○▪○▪○▪○▪○
And then mention thattttttt .
for as little as.
$ 39 .95* a week you can be EGT. End game trained.
And that comes with like... "full qualifications"
Along with the FREE t-shirt , two bumper stickers. And a fidget spinner.
Thats Valued at ( lots ) .
( THATS A GOOD DEAL. ) I reckon.
PM me if yall interested.
Orrrrrr. Just send cash.
Good game.
Good game.
( you will basically playing lazer tag. )
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I do know MAGICAL CACTUS wasn't really a god but.
Im pretty sure that was just made up.
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I suspect that.
The Sun couldn't possibly be a GOD.
or the GOD thing .
Assssssss,
it didn't get a bunch of Men to write shit down for it did it ? .
Did it ?
Nope.
And If we ask the now ummmm . 4.5 billion religious people.
4.3 billion plus of em will say that .
A real " true " god, does and did a little book book for us.
I mean, thats just commen sense right ?
Werd.
Wankers.
If the Sun was a god. ( It wasn't a very bright one. )
However
( It was by far the brightest one. )
Ha,
Ha.
Look Im just gonna leave that there.
No but.
HINDUISM.
Surly the question, ( does god exist ) will be fruitful in this department.
As they believe in ummmmm.
●● Do not type the real number deb, it is embarrassing to religious peoples ●●
Ok Lets just say a few dozen or so.
In short.
Its safe to say
Yes.
Yes gods exist. ( then just list all the silly shit from the sun and cows and burning bushes and other shit.
Hang the fuck on a sec.
Can you prove a " regular " burning bush isnt a god. ?
Good luck with that.
I feel that.
These Gods must be like ummm.
crazy.
The Sun couldn't possibly be a GOD.
or the GOD thing .
Assssssss,
it didn't get a bunch of Men to write shit down for it did it ? .
Did it ?
Nope.
And If we ask the now ummmm . 4.5 billion religious people.
4.3 billion plus of em will say that .
A real " true " god, does and did a little book book for us.
I mean, thats just commen sense right ?
Werd.
Wankers.
If the Sun was a god. ( It wasn't a very bright one. )
However
( It was by far the brightest one. )
Ha,
Ha.
Look Im just gonna leave that there.
No but.
HINDUISM.
Surly the question, ( does god exist ) will be fruitful in this department.
As they believe in ummmmm.
●● Do not type the real number deb, it is embarrassing to religious peoples ●●
Ok Lets just say a few dozen or so.
In short.
Its safe to say
Yes.
Yes gods exist. ( then just list all the silly shit from the sun and cows and burning bushes and other shit.
Hang the fuck on a sec.
Can you prove a " regular " burning bush isnt a god. ?
Good luck with that.
I feel that.
These Gods must be like ummm.
crazy.
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True .
Its almost like the sun is or maybe the closest thing to.
No no .
How the fuck would i know the closest thing to a god.
But.
It actually fits.
Big, mighty and powerful and so on.
Butttttttt.
The unknowing of what the sun was back then must of played real nice into the mysterious, mysteries of the sun.
But it come full circle because, back then they probably believed the sun can damage / hurt us humans.
"They" mearly believed that.
And now we know it.
But the C word aint religious ie like.
Its just natural hey big fella ?
Good day man.
Im off to get a dose of vitamin D
It aint to big and mighty if. Spf 30+ can combat it.
Only atheists use Sunscreen.
Oh and Zed Please remember to.
Slip
Slop
Slap
Protection against god.
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The sun has been and still would be worshipped / praised as God.
Andddddd
The sun exists. ( i can prove that if you ask me. )
Thus.
That's thus.
/// God exists. ///
Hindu aside, there are a stack of these "God" thingy ma jiggies.
P.s
You here the word ■■■ god ■■■ and ya instantly think of a long grey haired "christian" god.
This I must stop this.
It is hard but.
You could say that groups like christians and Muslims and the rest have TOTALLY RUINED THE CHANCE of obtaining th knowledge that god is actually ( the plant corn )
So thanks for that kunts.
If a kid was to search for god they would find a Christian or a Muslim god and that really is fucking silly .
Its like the starting point.
There is only 8 billion of us . Surly 2 of us wouldn't think exactly the same thing about " god " .
We couldn't.
Thus
The christians and Muslim paint god in quadruple coat of paint.
Then another ten layers.
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Tough question.
Butttttttt.
And heres why All these religious people are lucky.
Apart from infinite wisdom.
Gods* has / had foresight.
Sooooo, they / them ( GODS ) got / get a bunch of dudes to write some shit down for em.
And them dudes do like a little book book thingy for him.
Simple as answer.
GODS* DO A BOOK FULL STOP
We know this right ?
I'm talking A TRUE GOD.
I mean
No REAL GOD hasn't done this right. ?
Right?
Correct ..
So now.
When ( you ) ask.
( what should i do with my kids " type questions " . )
Or
Or questions like.
( Can i kiss boys anddddddd girls )
You simply reference it off to like a john 15 : 43. Or a Paul 18 : 53.
You then open the required page from the required book that refers to the god thing that you on your litte own chose.
That being the one real true god.
Then just read it off.
It will say for example
( purple monkey dishwasher sneakers. )
Sooooo, upon reading this, you know pretty much know straight away that .
Yes.
Yes.
My kids should go to public school but one year later then others.
And it then goes on to tell you what they should have for school lunches ( fairy bread ) and other extremely valuable things like that.
Its Fucking simple as shit.
What im trying to say is.
WE STILL SHOULD ALLLLLLL. BE BLOWN AWAY / AMAZED BY THIS FACT.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ GOD DID A BOOK FOR US. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
But christians be all like.
Yeah god did that book for us .
' SO WHAT '
MOVE ON .
It truly is, A fucking mazing right.
It is.
You never once here them say god is real because we have the bible.
Thus.
Thus
bringing us to what is happening here.
I call it . ( Half assed christians ) or HAC for short.
These folks that call themselves a "Christian" are not like ummm.
really a , real Christian.
Side note
I suspect These are the ones that dont state there denomination.
They are just.
Christian.
What are they.
Christian.
They say it like there is only 4 to 5 types of Christians tops .
So where was i.
Yeah the " christians "
The " HAC " are the better type of christians because they are not proper hell fire christians.
They don't follow the bible to a T.
So they ain't like the wacky ones.
Well they are still wacky but not as wacky as like the wackiest wacky ones.
You know what i mean.
So when you ask a question.
You have to ,
●●●●●●( STATE YOUR DENOMINATION )●●●●●
otherwise the answer you recive may be the total opposite of ummmmm,
Lets say gods will.
PS
I would now like to take a 1 min in THANKS.
THANKS TO THE GREAT GOD THING FOR GETTING A BUNCH OF BLOKES TO WRITE SOME SHIT DOWN FOR HIM AND THEN FOR THEM GUYS TO DO LIKE A LITTLE BOOK THING FOR HIM TO GIVE FOR US.
FANKS
PHANKS GOD.
wankers
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Priests,
pastors,
christians in general.
School kids.
People "going" for their drivers licence.
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A lot can happen in ( 3 to 5 minutes. )
You could be smack bang in the middle of Voluntary sex , then in a instant, it becomes unvoluntary.
Thennnnn back to voluntary for 23 more seconds .
Followed buy unvoluntry for 2 mins and 43 seconds.
And ya finishing it of with a good 1 min and 8 seconds of vol .
Imagine having this "power".
The ability to turn ( vol into invol ) in a click of the fingers.
So yeah .
A lot can go down in( 2 minutes and 34 seconds )
I mean 5 mins.
Also.
Imagine having this " power " of being able to last like 10 wholeeeeeeeeeeeeee minutes.
This greatly increases the risk for error.
Now keeping in mind the main thing here is.
All im saying is.
Who decides if its vol or invol. ?
It only seems like only one person can do that right?
I think i remember my mum telling me once. ( It takes two to tango. )
This is not a good fucking lessons at all hey.
It takes two to tango.
It lessors the females part hey. Blokes think this and they are instantly like .
' Well she went back there to his house '
And .
she must of known what Robbo does with chick he takes home.
Along with.
A real real short skirt.
But It takes one to rape hey.
Or 3.
Or like 18.
Hang on.
What about 18 people having voluntry sex and 1 person having invol.
That my friend is whats called rape.
If One person finds it invol.
How can one invol forfeit / overwrite 18 vols. ?
' gets calculator out '
And Carry the two .
Nope. One invol is more powerful then 18 vols.
Well I'll be.
Lets try 100 people voluntary having sex and 1 person having invol.
=
Wow, that equals rape again.
Im not going to waste my time trying
1000 vols.
V
1 invol.
But i will try.
1 million people having voluntary sex
And
1 person not.
=
WTF
I bet ya can't guess it.
Correct.
Thats RAPE.
i bet ya want me to try 1 billion dont you. ?
Ok i will.
What if you get 1 billion people having voluntary sex and one person not .
Carry the two.
( hovers over equals button )
Presss
It is.
That to is
R
A
P
E
Crazy hey?
There aint no way around this.
Soooooooooo.
As blokes .
The question or problem to solve issssss.
How can we make chick volunteer
No i mean.
How to make the unvoluntry voluntry?
Roger that ten four.
Wing man # 14 reporting for duty.
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Surly getting raped by the hot looking man stud (Cory ) isn't as traumatic and or post traumatic as getting done by (Gerald) the 58 year old homless guy with no teeth.
A Prostitutes position.
Selling yourself . May lay inbetween vol and invol.
No it don't .
I think the closest thing to rape i and most men have experienced .is.
Getting real drunk a rooting a fat chick anddddd then waking up in the morn and remembering and regretting.
( Nothing at all to do with rape butttttt. )
When you recollect something like that, you cringe.
Cringing must be a mild ptsd effect.
You know That feeling you get.
I liken it to
( ACE VENTURA pet detective ) when he realizes that she was a he.
And then his in the hot shower scrubbing himself real real hard , and his crying.
Hang on a sec..
A rapeist you'd think would or could suffer from this PTSD thing also.
Being scared of getting caught would surely mess with ya head.
Going to jail as a rapests appears to look stressful as.
I don't want to say , even more then the victum, butttttt.
Bringing me to The crude joke that is.
( To avoid rape , just say yes. )
Im sure this has some substance to it.
Here is A way worse " joke " i once heard.
Whats the best thing about raping a 10 year old girl ?
Answer : you can turn them around and root a 10 year old boy.
Thats totally sick and wrong buttttt, ive never not heard a person laugh at it.
So on that note.
I'm just gonna shut up now.
GOOD GAME.
GOOD GAME.
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Why did we invent the word. ( Sodomy )
I don't want that search on my google history.
So Tell me about it.
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Just watch8bg some crime shows.
So like,,, You can be "involved" with someone,
butttt when you have sex with em, you become , " romantically involved " with them.
So sex is like "romantic".
Oh but the word " FORCE " then enters the fray.
The act of Forcing yourself on somone.
Ive had 20 plus "girlfriends" right.
And ive been racking my brains trying to think if one of them liked ummmm.
Nice straight foward missionary style.
▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪
NOW A GAME WE CAN ALLLLLL PLAY .
I call it. ( GUESS THE STATS )
☆☆☆☆☆ Imagine the stats of. ☆☆☆☆☆
Girls / women that REALLY TRULY PREFER.
( A ) Nice straight sex in the missionary pos. In out, in out.
Vs
Im gonna say mild, slightly ruff.
( B ) Mild hair pulling and a little choke and to be called a slut.
?????? HAVE IT A GUESS. ??????
If you asked a million females.
How many want ( A )
How many ( B )
Use 100.
Again .
How many women want ( A )
How many want ( B )
For example.
65 A
V
35 B.
This is a good example because i belive it would be nowhere close to this.
But Go on.
Guess..
I fucking dare ya to.
PS
Next post we will talk about.
Homosexual rape .
V
Hetro rape.
And we will compare these differences.
Big Big differences.
Becauseeeeeeeeee, you can almost guess that being ( homosexualy or heterosexualy ) the opposite of what you are would be worse right?
And thats fucked up right there.
I will not ask if you can be transexualy raped.
I refuse too.
Being bi sexual must lessen the trauma.
No
But maybe.
No.
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@zedvictor4
I was 36 when i realized the word wasn't eggnormous, it was enormous.
About the same time i learned the diffrence between ( their ) and there.
I still right now do not know when to use ( were ) or ( where )
Anddddd i still can't spell pearents. (Parents)
With this said.
I'd like to make a shout out to one of my best frends. freinds. (friends)
The T9 dictionary.
Respect.
Without T9 I'd be illiterate.
With T9 I'm semi illiterate.
Auto correct made me not want to bother learning how to spell property.
I mean (properly)
Thanks Zed for never making fun of my apauling ,,, my apparel
My apaulinndg .
Fuckkkkkk it.
My bad grandma. ( grammar )
Cheers man.
Cough, cough never scored below 176 iq cough.
Especially the two main tests took.
Sooooooo, I Im like a real fucking smart dumb kunt.
Im smart as fuck when it comes to crime.
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The statistics of.
People " finding " God when they go to jail.
I'd say this stat ( a very large Stat ) makes a mockery of ummm, things.
You know,
Just things.
I'd say prison is the most likely or second most likely place that ya get talk at by a god thing.
So to clarify.
The deffenit TOP 2 places that people say they talked too or bloody run into and met god would be
#1. ( Prison )
#2. ( churches )
Prison to friggen church.
Not Macdonalds.
Not in a book store.
Ya don't " meet " god in a bowling alley
No.
You meet good in.
Prisons and churches.
To have another guess.
#3. Places to meet a god . ( a mountain top )
But This has nothing to do with the OP , that being.
Here is why i think that good god doesn't exist?
Butttttt.
I think its interesting.
Ps i think i was leading to say.
#1 prison ( evil )
#2 church ( good )
But that aint correct.
Church good, ha. Yeah right.
And prison aint classified as " evil " .
So back to the drawing board.
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I can't read.
I can't write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.
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With so many christians on site, it would be silly to not try and make a few bucks from em.
Well what wouldn't they fall for ?
I definitely know they will all want these beautiful one of a kind 24k GOLD Or silver.
crucifix necklaces.
I tell you later about them.
Just.
SEND CASHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Or if you don't care about god.
Don't
Its up to you.
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○●○●○●○●○●○●●○ FOR SALE. ○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Two tickets to the afterlife* ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I could probably let um go for like a thousand each.
Definitely No less.
These tickets are.
☆☆ All access.
☆☆ Non smoking.
☆☆ One Day pass to hang out with jesus and pals.
☆☆ Anddddd a you get a painting of the day to take home.
And Much much more that i couldn't be bothered lying about right now.
So if anyone is interested.
PM me.
K
* tickets are non refundable.
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You can start living ya afterlife a one year old.
Orrrrr.
100 years old.
So like.
What might be the prime age to get the ummmmm, most out of heaven.
Orrrr is it .
Every one is 21 in heaven.
I mean , the afterlife.
Also.
My mates and a cousin first husban and first wife died.
One was like a car crash the other was the C word.
SOOOOOO . When they go to heaven right.
Thats gonna make for some awkward moments.
The whole meeting up with ya loved ones and shit.
Do you meet your first wife 1st and your second one after that
Orrrrrr , is it.
The more wives or husbands you have now , the better it is in heaven.
Because.
I aint gonna have sex with your wife in heaven. ( as much as i wanted to )
However i will still try.
I don't need to ask if you can make a baby in heaven do i ?
Well
I'm not gonna ask.
But ummm, Its so good of god to briefly and crypticly tell us alllllllllllĺlĺlllllll about real real important shit.
Phanks god.
Fanks.
Wanker.
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If ya worried.
We can lock Ebuc in the shed out the back.
And yes.
You can feed him.
We are all gking to need to take turns on keeping a eye on , The brother d.
As he is not to be left unsupervised for a split second.
Madman can plan the party activities .
Lemmings is chief explainer.
Stephen isn't allowed to ask a single question all night, he just has to enjoy himself.
And What ever Zed says or asks of you . You MUST DO IT . STRAIGHTAWAY.
No questions.
And Yes again.
We can get strippers
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I reckon God would "speak" and spell 100% normal and crystal clear on or through a ouija board.
Who's up for a.
▪○°•▪○°•▪○•• Seance my house tomorrow night guys. ▪○°•▪○••○▪°•
Your mom will need to phone my mom first obviously buttt,
should be all good.
Bring Gingerale and popping corn.
Oh And butter.
Lots of butter.
Im sleeping head to tale with FLRW
I fucken called it first.
Stephen and zed can share the main bedroom room.
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God couldn't do another book even if he wanted to.
Imagine god getting Duncan to write down some stuff for him.
And Duncan has it written down on a couple of pages of A4.
Then he takes it to the ( wherever ) you have to take the shit that god tells you to , so to get it put in a book.
No but.
Imagine your mate Duncan coming up to you and saying in a quiet voice.
'Hey '
He goes...
'Hey have a look at this '
As he slips you a page.
You start reading it and your like .
WTF DUNK.
YOU REALIZE. , YOUR MATE DUNCAN HAS LOST THE FUCKING PLOT.
Then ya start thinking ,
what the fuck could be wrong with my pal Duncan?
' your concerns deepen '
So You voice these concerns to his family members.
Duncan gets " eveluated "
They put him on strong meds and stuff.
He becomes withdrawn.
He starts feeling to you, that he aint the man he used to be .
And ummmm, yeah .
You " grow " apart and shit.
You haven't seen him in like a year or two now.
You occasionally think about him.
And you finish your thoughts off with.
One of two ways.
Thought #1 ..
METH ..... Its a hell of a drug '
Orrrrrrrr.
A Mere Thought #2.
Hey Maybe God actually did talk to ya mate duncun and had him write some stuff down for him.
It has to be one of em right ?
No but in all seriousness.
A " Flaming Bush " is the closest thing to god ive personal witnessed.
I mean God is a burning bush right guys ?
Yeah I'm sure I've read that somewhere.
So ummmmmm yer cool.
' kicks dirt '
P.s
Ive a feeling that if god did a " book " again today,
it too would be in a freaky cryptic, hard to explain type of manner.
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Its so so lucky that know one has ever seen God.
Well a actual god.
yarr mean ?
Gods perfectly perfect.
Imagine the head of an organization being un fucking seen.
Like the bloody ummm.
I dont know.
Like the leader of the Crips.
You've never seen this cat before but boy could he brawl.
The stories.
Oh the stories.
He certainly is a fucking wild man.
( Anyway what was i saying. )
Thats right.
God and evil and stuff.
Ok Soooo , since no one has ever seen the god dude .
No one has judged.
No one can judge.
Butttttt,
"judging" by what ive heard.
And like what ive read.
His hip. His down with good and evil.
Although that one time when he tripped up.
You know.
The wholeeee ,
○○●●○○ ACCIDENTALLY LETTING SATIN INTO HEAVEN FIASCO SAGA GATE. ○○●●○○
What a fuck up that was.
Id say, he can be tricked.
So with this in mind.
When i die, im a straight up lie to his face.
Like .
Of course i belived in you god.
I knew full well you existed.
Along with other good ones like.
But Ive had very little bacon god !
Also.
NO .
oh hell no.
I definitely do not have a forskin ill say !
See I'll get around him.
I call bluff.
Surly he can't see what im up to when he is watching Henry or Susan.
I mean who does he think he is ?
P.s Banksy isnt like perfect.
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The ummm, The (up keep) on a joint like this heaven.
We are talknig $$$$ BIG BUCKS $$$$
To have it a guess.
Probably like twice the amount of price its cost the christians to have sex with kids.
You need a big block of land. A plot
I mean , you need a lot of space.
The friggen logistics.
The maintenance.
I have trouble maintaining the 5 large palm trees in me back yard.
The fronds, oh the numerous palm fronds.
I need to chop the kunts down ize tells ya. ( no but they are pretty they say. )
Pretty palms.
Fucking bullshit.
' breaths deep '
Where was i ?
The cost.
Yeah It would cost God heaps to keep it up and running ?
( Especially when its all " free ", well kind of free. )
Imagine dying andddddddd ya find out its been shut down for like 25 years now.
( i could almost so imagine this. )
( I'm getting a " time share " kindda vibe about it. )
Im also picture, ( dirty linen )
Im guessing that, Even The travel in to heaven wouldn't be that good anymore.
What i am trying to say is.
I think ( they may have " over sold " the pure awsomness of ( going to andddd being in" heaven " )
I suggest we shouldn't go getting our hopes up.
Surly there are far better and far superior afterlife accommodations joints then the old heaven place on like first and main.
If heaven is still operational.
Highly doubt it.
As it Doesn't even appear to have ●●●● WIFI ●●●● CONNECTION
I want to give a BIG THANKS TO THE CHRISTIANS for ummmm, maintaining it.
Yeah.
Thanks Christians.
( say it like you mean it deb. )
Fucking ,
THANK YOU CHRISTIANS.
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I've given jesus next to NO CASH throughout my entire life.
I think i fucked up.
See I should of been regularly giving jesus like $15 maybe $20 a week for my afterlife accommodations.
I'm gonna be homeless after life i just know it.
I coukd start giving jesus like $100 a week from now until death.
This may get me some basic level accom.
Hey Maybe If i give one of you guys like 100 a week , you can you get it to jesus for me.
But I'm pretty sure I've missed the boat on this one.
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@zedvictor4
I'm looing at The last supper painting.
The forth and fith apos in from the right look like real characters.
No but Z.
Which one of the apostles do you look like.
Im a dead ringer of jesus.
Absolutey exact. Non combed Hair to my bum , im all bearded up.
I can't express how much we look the same.
I over heard some cheeky bastard school kids say ,
Hey look its jesus.
I did fell a little bit embarrassed.
First time in like 20 plus years i felt that.
I made sure not to look at em.
I sucked it up and got over it in about 3 days.
Butttttt,
I do k8nda think jesus looks handsome.
If only i could put words together, i belive i would of been the best cult leader.
I am ruthless ,
But not ummm, ( charismatic ) .
I really tried to for about a year or more some time ago but , its hard to maintain a charismatic manner if you will.
See im silly zed.
I do silly dumb good.
Sooooo, ive given up on my dream of being a cult leader.
Thus rendering me to be a Boring old ( one girl friend ) or ( one wife ) at a time kida guy.
It Sucks in a way.
Buttttttt ummmmmm yeah.
I'll live.
Good day man.
But Maybe i can get chicks in the afteflife.
Not a chance but hey , i mean, I haven't ever heard of no gods offering sexy females when ya die.
Can i get a, Akbar.
I'd settle for 70 sexy prostitutes.
And if only 10 had hepatitis alphabet.
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Lets get a monkey chant going
Ooh .
OOH.
Ahh.
You aint just a ape man buttttt.
You are a( great ape ) man.
And putting in the words( great ape man ) fits that song tune.
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I don't want to have to be the guy to tell em.
But i will.
Science.
If you don't belive in science when you die, you ummmmm, ( well, bad stuff happens to you.)
Yeah , like really really bad stuff.
Thats all I'll say about it.
Unfortunate? Yes,
Consider this your first warning.
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Could ai get " cringe " worthy.
Orrrrr , is Cringe poetry a thing ?
It woukd be hey?
ButJust Picture ai cringing.
Or knowing cringing.
Cringing is funny actually hey.
The percentage of cringe might show how " good " of a person you are.
To far.
Probably , butttttttt.
Cringe measures
A cringometer
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I like thinking about.
Religious members of a jury.
And atheist mebers of a jury.
I , myself belive i would be one of the WORST member of a jury.
I belive I'd find it real real difficult to choose ( GUILTY )
Is it " Doubt " ?
Think of arguments put to and in a "certain way " to atheists members in a jury.
Anddddd
Religious members of a jury.
For the " atheist " members , all it takes is a well worded. And a constant reminder of .
Remember folks ( if you have any doubt what so ever. )
Aquite.
Buttttt then . If you know or If you are told.
Aquite " means " , ( " not guilty " ) .
If this gets drilled into you.
Then. Atheists instantly become BRILLIANT jurors.
To " get around " religious persons in a jury. Just say the complainant try to make you perfome homosexual acts on you.
Religious jury member would be way way way worse then any other " type " hey?
What im trying to say is.
☆☆☆ 《Athias 》 ☆☆☆
Sorry pal , butttt.
( i believe ) You'd suck big time as a jury member.
and there aint no way.
Crit Tim would ever make the cut.
Absolute CRAP jurors the pair of yas
No but.
Do you think you'd make for a "pretty shitty " juror. ?
Do you think you would find it hard to find someone guilty ?
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I'm having trouble thinking of a 12 year old girl that I've ever known that would be like.
Primed And like, good to go.
Hot to trot so to speak.
Thinking a girl at the age of 12 is " all good "
Is i think.
Dee - fucking - plorable.
Well for starters.
Its .
Hey Deb ?
Calm down ,
Deep breaths . in through the nose , out through the mouth.
Applying ' HANDBRAKE '
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccchhhhh.
Frizum , bizum , kisim.
Im derailing my own post.
Soooooo
Let us now quickly reflect on the meaning of the word ( prophet )
Hummmmm,
I mention this Because. When discussions involving "sex with minors" arise
The word ( prophet ) conjures up.
( and yesss i get it . , i probably have contracted ( Muhammedicitis ) from ye religious forum
And yessssss,
A nine year old girl back then is equivalent to a 12 year old girl in 2023.
As We all know how moneys in the past is worth more then now.
Who just yelled out. ( we need A pedophile "spectrum" )
Who was it?
Deb again .
Stopppppppp.
Fucking stop it.
NO MORE.
Ok ill stop .
' spits '
Fucking WANKERS.
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@Stephen
You had a little chuckle when you read that hay Hen ?
Nice.
But back to the post.
If someone asks you.
Soooooo. who's ya daddy ?
What you would want to do is, Get the fuck out of there.
I mean.
What kind of sick, freak asks.
Who's ya dad?
Telling a new face that you were. ( I mac con cived ) wouldn't be considered half as weird as.
Who's ya daddy.
Moving on.
Bikers wear a ( 1% badge )
People that were ( immaculately conceived ) would wear like a ( 2.3% ) badge.
Maybe 2%.
There woukd be a few out there.
Good day .
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I'm pretty sure now is the time.
Let us now.
☆☆☆☆☆☆ Synchronize watches fellas. ☆☆☆☆☆
Actully.
To be more with the " times " pardon pun.
Let us now.
☆☆☆☆☆☆ synchronize mobiles fellas. ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Then In exactly 72 hours from now , ( the" now " being the time stamped on this post.)
We will alllllll say " now " thirty times going with the seconds movment on a clock.
I reckon we are sure to get a combined, " now"
No like.
Now.
And thennnnnnnn
Now.
Oh that was a good one.
Anyways , if we can achieve this "synchronized " Now.
Likeeeee Now.
No but seriously, If we do it , im guessing a porthole of sorts will spring into existence somewhere.
Thus rendering all the Laws of nature and stuff , MUTE.
As soon as completion of ■■■■■ A combined NOW occurrence ■■■■■■ happens.
We will hear a very odd strange ummm " crack " " snap" like sound.
Like a snapping of a tree branch × 100
This horrible , beyond weird, unexplainable sound that occurs will not be and can not be explained.
Sooo
Who's in to try and pull off this ??? .
( A COMBINED ●●●● N O W ●●●● )
Thus triggering a TRUE
( Moment in ummmm, time )
PM . Me for correct time synchronicity.
Just Do it.
A (synchronized ) "now" must contain 4 or more human. No less.
Good luck andddddd
Good game.
Good game.
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Hmmmm ,
Well thats interesting.
Porn Hub doesn't even have a
" Virgin Milfs " category.
I kidd you not hey . Not one single video.
( thinking i was onto something, I dug deeper. )
' cue montauge '
And Then it come to me .
I think RED TUBE is way better then PORN HUB .
So ummmm, ' kicks dirt '
Yeah.
Ok cool.
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Ok a few more T - shrit
Immaculately born thrillers.
Orrrr a $4 shirt.
( Immaculately conceived ) on the front.
And
( BRUTALLY MURDERED. ) on the back
Your mothers a whore.
Mines a virgin.
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@Stephen
Nice Hen
See That to me sounds like a total waste of a powerful word that is " Immaculate "
If you or i where " immaculately conceived" it would be like the third sentence you say to a random person you just meet.
It would be like.
Hi how are you. ?
Then
And Where are you from mate ?
Nice.
Nice.
Then Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh.
( 'Oh did i happen to mention that i was iMac ' )
I mean
( 'Immaculately conceived' )
Then you just,
( ' ride out the strange uncomfortable silence ' )
Then onto the beautiful weather we are having.
Nothing screams ( I'M PRETTY DARN SPECIAL ) more so then.
Being ,
☆☆☆☆☆☆ Immaculately conceived. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
So yeah. Its another wrong.
Jesus or his men should of really picked up on that.
P.S.
Surly there wasn't to many more people in the area that were " born " this way.
Picture the T-shirt.
I was immaculately made in mom
Or
I'm a i mac kid.
Even
Immaculately born and immaculately bred
Mommys little mirical.
All $3 a shirt.
The marketing department really lagged.
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@Best.Korea
Always on the same page BK.
Nice response man.
Who the fuck could possibly know hey ?
It would of been easy for you to start elaborating with like,
Well.
1
2 and 3
But again .
Who the fuck could know hey?
It really does feel like . ( People so so underestimate or not even take into account just how )
°°•°°•°°•°°••••••••• MEGA { COMPLEX } US HUMANS ARE •••••••••°°•°°•°°•°°•°°
Some must think John and Sam are the same.
And in doing so , They totally forget about Paul.
Not to mention Lisa and Eric.
Get back to me on any thoughts on this.
Good day BK.
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@ADreamOfLiberty
@Best.Korea
No No its not a mutilating sex dool
The mutilating device was like a ummm a thing you put ya knob in and it cuts it to bits .
Its a device that you gift some how to a pedophile.
( this is a totally diffrent post )
No But.
What i was getting at was
A kid like sex doll of sorts.
If a pedophile gets off fucking a ( i hate saying this ) A kid like sex doll.
This may or may not stop "him" from performing this act on a real kid.
So again .
Do you think "they" should create and make available, a range of ( kid like sex dolls ) ?
If you think they shouldn't then.
What if it stops one kid from being molested.
Anyways .
I'm not sure myself if its good or bad or plain nonsense kind of question.
Butttttttt, if you think about it for a second.
Insta "morals" come into play.
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A fucking horrible thing to fathom is.
Could they or should they be able to sell and buy a 5 year old and like 8 year old kid ummm " sex dolls " ?
I mean.
if it stops a kid from being raped.
Might it stop a kid or two from being molested.?
My mate has a sheep sex doll and ive NEVER EVER seen him fuck a real sheep.
But i don't think thats what im asking.
Kid sex dolls.
What do you reckon.?
Wellllll everybody look under your seats.
Yes thats right.
You are alll going home with your very own ( deluxe model kids sex doll )
What about .
It has a pump on it whereas on the ummmm. 37 or 53 perhaps, pulsating suck , blades come out of it and it instantly chops ya dick into 3 bits
And it makes cuts in such a way that renders ya knob ummmm unusable.
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Became a jew.
He also thought he was like a son of a God.
He Thought that virgins can have babies.
Along with.
He thought his mom was a virgin.
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Ok one more point.
Having to shake your dick after you piss must mess with there heads hey?
Yet if this dysphoria business is to be taking on.
I would say that they wouldn't touck there cocks when they piss and definitely not shake.
See Its not dysphoria enough for my liking.
Standing up and pissing is a man thing. ( within reason ) it is.
Sitting down and pissing is a girl thing.
Ya cant say you should of been born a female or your in the wrong " body " if you occasionally stand up and wee.
I aint fucking having it.
Gender phobic
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Id except Gender dysphoria iffffffffffff
Males that say they should of been girls allllllll squat when urinating
Along with.
A Fake wipe.
Ha
He he he.
Actually , a person that , Fake wipes might be friggen mental ..
Well
A fake wipe , Is definitely something i could lable as ( gen dys )
Butttttttt. No male thats a female, fake friggen wipes right ?
Ok ill stop.
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Which brings me to.
How friggen interesting would the stats be of
Males that say they feel like they should of been like a female , aka the dysphoria shit .
THAT,,,,,
( DO NOT SQUAT TOO PISS. )
I think these numbers would be high.
THUS.
Thats ..
thus
Making a absolute mockery of the umm. Situation they describe themselves in.
Unless your all about comfort.
No male here squats to piss right ?
Not one.
i Picture a male saying they are a female rarely squating to piss.
Very Rarely.
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Most men like skinny, little , pretty smelling girly girls.
Gay men fuck men.
Thats like ummmm, pretty manly hey ?
Fucking a man.
I think a great question to ask issssssssss.
▪•▪•▪•▪ What do you think the most manly " manliness" thing a person can do is. ? ▪•▪•▪•▪•▪
Me.
Id say the pinical of manly things one could do isssssss.
( Chop down a tree. )
Thats so fucking manly right .
Its probably capturing food or something actually.
Anyways , after you think of this .
Its .
What is it that you think the most Womenlly thing a person can do is. ?
To have a quick wild guess ( squat too piss )
Thats Womenlly
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I got two words.
Male action figures.
Gi joe had the same thing under his pannts as Barbie.
No but.
Remember that very first time you pushed two action figures or teddy bears together to do like the up and down , sex motion thing.
Do you remember that oddness feeling you had .
( thats a major thing / event in life. ) im sure of it.
No one can ( no boy ) can Tell me they didn't do that and didnt experience the strangeness.
It wasn't till Later in life, that i realized that what barbie had going on under her dress was close to identical to the female ummmm . Genitalia.
Then i got to touch a females ummm, gen
It was like .
Well.
It was odd.
But good.
It was Strange. There was like no end to that hole.
Then Years passed and many experiments where performed.
Now I'm like the frigging clit commander.
I feel like i want to now ask .
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery ?
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Can god create "something" from "nothing." ?
If god "built" the entire universe " here", what do reckon he built over there.?
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@zedvictor4
I don't think his talking about drinks.
Spirit type # 6 A level.
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Lemm hears a
" knock knock knock " .
His is like. WTF.
A billion and one thoughts race through his mind.
What does lemm do next ?
Any guesses.
Will he ( ____________________________ )
Or maybe even ( __________________
Stay tuned next weeks episode ( Lemming goes ___________ and _______ gets a ____ in under_____. )
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A couple of requirements.
Size 8 maybe size 10 .
And must have teeth.
No Asians.
All good with that. ?
Hang on.
Hey guys.
Lets do a " go fund me " prostitute thing for lemming.
A " Go fuck me " 8f you will.
Who's in. ?
Lemmings will try and stop this but pay no attention.
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I reckon we should get a couple of prostitutes this weekend.
What do ya reckon ?
Im in.
Hang on.
It isn't Immoral to fuck a prostitute is it .
Whats more immoral.
Hiring a prostitute or being a prostitute?
Wow
Currently looking up services for , ( moral prostitutes )
Im guessing moral pros cost more heh.
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