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Oh and by the way.
Now you've had like a bunch of transexuals running aroud OUR holiest of holy churches , its not really something i want to like do any more.
You know what i mean ?
who cares now really.
Its lost the alluring, the allure.
Is that the word im looking for?
You know? , its lost like " The magic "
Its ruined.
Now When You tell your friends that you went to the Vatican.
They will be all like.
Oh ok, hey isn't that that places where that busload of trannys went ?
To wich you yell , i mean reply with.
YES.
' long pause '
THE ANSWER IS YES.
THE VATICAN IS INFACT THE PLACE THAT THE BUSLOAD OF TRANSEXUALS WENT.
Then they say, yeah, yeah. I remember that.
Cool.
Rui .
END.
So thanks for that guys.
Thanks.
I'll leave you with this.
Imagine if a busload of transexuals walked on the moon already.
Correct.
Ruined.
Good day.
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Whats the bet that upon reciving the busload of trannys ,
The christians don't release the
" formally "agreed upon . ○○Bus load of prisoners○○
You know?
The women, men and children that they keep down there in the
《 Vaults of the Vat 》
☆☆☆☆☆☆ We know about them ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Do not think for a second that we don't.
The ones that you guys do ya silly rituals on and then inevitably eat.
We want a busload of Them alongggggggg with,
a list of. { 15 of the protected pedophile priests }
( 15 ppp's )
Because i tell you all now.
WE DO NOT...
Thats,
DO NOT want to just giving away ( busloads of trannys ) willy nilly do we ?
Ha
Ha.
Willy nilly
I mean.
Who knows what diabolical things the christians have planned for these transexuals.
And honestly, ,,,, I really don't want to hear about it.
So we are going to need a" solid" agreement, something set in like , oh IDK,
stone* perhaps.
Yeah ,
{ An *agreement set in stone }
OK ?
Ok Hands in guys....
1
2
3
♡♡♡♡♡♡ FOR THE TEAM.. ♡♡♡♡♡♡
* ( agreements set in stone ) are and is not ment to be taken literally.
Actully deb ,,,, they are.
Well Yeah but, not in this instance right?
Look Just fucking write it on paper .
For fuck sake. So annoying
DO NOT WRITE IT IN STONE GUYS.
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No well to the lame man , them "dress "looking costumes they wear look ummm , look like girls cloaths ,
Yet.
Yet.
The Fancy frocks that high ones wear ard STRICTLY ONLY FOR MAN so.
So to a person thats not or has not seen a fancy frock wearing priest, it looks like, and it does.
It looks like, they are wearing dresses.
Well robe looking dresses.
It definitely look like womens attire.
From approximately the 1700 hundreds.
I doubt i could wear a crop top. That dont look 100% fee male ish.
Your right, Its not a case of double stand its just um.
Welllĺllll.
JUST SAY IT DEB .
Ok i will
Well its not fuking fair on me is it ? As i want to wear a dress.
Actually, I WANT TO WEAR A DRESS WHILST.
Thats WHILST. .
I DECORATE MY CHRISTMAS TREE.
But NO.
NO.
I can't do shit like that and expect to go to heaven one day.
THERE AINT NO COMING BACK FROM THAT.
And Im scared about that ok. Im fucking scared.
Decorating a xmas tree in a dress oh and I'll be doing this wearing my foreskin.
Anddddd ive passed the point of no return on ( pork products )
like ham and bacon and shit.
And the thing i did with my mate nextdoor .
I wont get into that but. But you know.
So So many little things keep adding up to me almost knowing im not going to the heaven thing in the sky.
' deep breaths '
In through the nose.
Anddddddd, out through the mouth.
Ok.
' regains composer '
what was i saying ? Thats right
A bus load.
Hey Do ya reckon they would invite a bus full of Muslims ?
As im asking this i think they probably already would have but.
Anyway i dont like it .
What about.
A busload of unaccompanied blind kids?
No.
Prostitute bus then.
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Who would win in a fight. ( a none planed fight )
Let us now look at the ( Current odds market* )
Head to Head
( A busload of Trannys ) are paying ( $ 1 . 60 ) to win.
Or
( A busload of high priests ) paying ( $ 2 . 65 )to win.
And thats outright win.
If you are planning on making a bet.
please remember.
⊙°⊙°⊙° GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY °⊙°⊙°⊙
* prices subject to change.
Ok Staying on track.
Ive a trolly problem.
If there was a run away train cart heading towards
5 Christians
And with the flick of a switch you could change the trains tracks and have the kill 10 christians.
Would you flick the switch ?
Mmmmm Interesting.
Ha, ha ha thats funny right.
The trolly problem using christians instead of like " normal "people.
Im leaving with that.
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Ok. Ok .
I'll continue.
Sooooooo
A busload of transexuals and A busload of high priests walk into a pub.
( im not sure what the outcome of this is. )
MOVING ON.
So you are watching the arrival of a busload of transexuals
And a busload of high priests.
Before they start piling out the door you quickky recap over
DEUTERONOMY 22:5.
You broaden it down to.
A Man cant wear womens cloathing women cant wear mens.
Ok so you got that running around your head.
The transexuals are the first to deboard.
You see a bunch of what appears to be " women " in like " womens " cloathing.
Your like ok .
Then the high priests start deboarding the bus.
And yes, you guessed it.
Its Fancy dresses ,gowns and freaky hats all round.
You gasp and again , do a quick running over the script,
Deute 22:5 .
Man cant wear women ,women cant wear men.
You then realize that the christians are taking the piss out of us.
And one word comes to mind.
That being.
( Double standards. )
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Catholics should leave the transexuals alone.
Mind ya own figgen business.
What did they ever do to you guys.
Ok
This is the Last one.
Imagine if you can,
The "transexuals" bringing in or inviting
( A busload of high priests , bishops and cardinals.)
To like a pub somewhere for karaoke and canapés.
Would they RSVP.
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I just watched the video.
What a sausage fest.
No but. If you can invite people over by the "bus load " , to fill it with like, All and only transexuals, is like CLICKBATE.
They probably should of kept it quite orrrr shuttle the trannys in a couple at a time.
( they've skills in this area, thats keeping things on the down low. )
Fucking wankers.
With a group group here and a group group there.
Come along you lot , get in ya groups everybody.
'Spits'
Fuckkkkkj. Im getting angry now.
Religious fucking groups.
Look Im just gonna pass.
Good day.
Good game.
Good game.
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Nice to be a girl for a couple of years.
It so would be awsome.
You'd be such a slut Bk .
I mean ,
Such a cute little nasty slut you'd be, wouldn't you ?
I said, wouldn't you ?
Loose as.
But Real fucking pretty like.
Me, personally.
I'd be looking for bottles and stuff to shove on up there.
Im talking Experiment.
After.
Experiment.
Why Just looking around my room now and like not even trying, i can see over 10 things that would fit , ( hang on, can i say fit ? )
But you know what i mean.
So um yeah.
' kicks dirt. '
I will leave it there.
Oh and also.
If i was a Girl, I'd send pics to allllllll you guys.
Graphic as.
Hey BK. Give me.
A busload of ( ___blank____ )
Something else that would of been more like umm, speculative.
For example.
A busload of kids.
Or a busload of Aids patients.
A busload of Muslims. ha, thats a good one .
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Women and men being allowed to dress in the others clothing.
Whats this world coming to ?
Next thing you know , we will be allowed to decorate trees.
I can see it now.
Orrrrrrrrr.
Maybe thats like a doomsday prophecy.
Roberta 12 : 33
And in the final days.
A bus load of transexuals will asend on the Vatican.
Now picture gods thoughts on.
( Unisex cloathing )
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Maybe his gonna wash their cocks for em , feet.
I said feet.
As I myself LOVEEEEEEE washing transexuals feet.
mmmm tranny feet.
No But Washing a whole bus load of trannys.
Would be ( No mean-feat ).
I cant help but feel that trans man would rather travel via trains then busses.
I may be wrong but.
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It would be oh so interesting to know how ( Attractive ) Mary was.
Id believe it more if she was like a fat drunking loud mouth.
Im guessing this Mary would of been the finest chick within walking distance.
Like Within miles.
A perfect victum for the good old ' emac persep ' if ya know what i mean.
Hey.?
If ya know what i mean.
Right guys.
Ha , Yep.
You know.
The shit man go through just to get the Bitches hey.
But seriously.
GOD COULD OF DONE THINGS DIFFRENT RIGHT?
Why did he want us to know about him. ?
And at that point in time. ¿
Also. As a kind gestures.
For the remainder of this week and this week only.
I will be accepting
▪○●°•¤▪○●°•¤ God works in mysterious ways. ¤•°●○▪¤•°●○▪
As the correct response for alllll god related stuff.
Good game.
Good game.
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I Imagine a women being asked back in thoes days ,
( Is this your kid your child. )
She'd be like.
Is that My kid ? Whats a "my kid" ?
Then the person that asked then replies with.
' well let me clarify* that for you.'
Whos stem was responsible for the branch that come from the seed.
The person asking grows impatient and yells
Whos flesh is he from ? .
Tell me.
Then she be like .
Oh is he mine are you asking , like as in my kid.
Person askin is ' YES '
Then she goes.
' Well its a funny story that '
What im trying to say is.
The bible doesn't contain a patch of sensible normal stuff followed up by another patch of sensible avrage stuff.
Yar mean ?
* obviously he doesn't use the word ( clarify*.) , for back in thoes days this clarification thing was in its infancy**.
** ha, i said infancy.
Its almost like god didnt proof read the shit that he got them guys to wfite down for him.
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After running a few ummm, "experiments"
A body of christ waffer taste EXACTLY like a body of david flavored waffer.
I thought i was on to something here.
Until......
' many many MORE experiments LATER '
The body of Roger, Eric, Samson, and original also taste EXACTLY the same as the body of christ.
Thus concluding with.
Them body of christ waffers are infact.
THATS INFACT.
Just ya basic normal waffers.
Each waffer contains 0.00 % bodies of peoples.
So apart from that being needed to look into.
I had nothing else to add unfortunately.
DNA testing waffers ya reckon?
Now thats just stupid. Im not doing that.
Pass
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Ya can't prove god with math but.
You can prove Gods with math.
As
1 god
+
1 god
=
Gods
I think meth can prove god.
Sunday school teachers can also.
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But whats greater then that you ask ?
Well Thats simple.
( > THAT. )
Actully i think i may be getting confused as to what this post was asking.
Im so fucking embarrassed right now
So ummm yeah.
Cool.
' kicks dirt ' .
PASS
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I'll tell you whats greater then good
( > GOOD )
Yessssssssss.
Thats my first time I've used a ( greater then symbol ) since leaving school.
I found them [ < > ] so so hard to learn butttttttt.
I THINK IT JUST PAYED OFF.
Nice.
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I suppose my tip would be.
Make sure your greater is completely dry before placing it back in the cupboard. As its metal it is subject to rust.
For the good of the greater.
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Lucifer.
What a gay name hey ? .
Lose e far.
Lucy far.
I myself like ( Beelzebub )
( Satan ) sounds like a deadly dude.
But not little lucy far.
I like the number 666 being like ummm, you know , linked with devil.
Thats cool.
Wearing a pentagram is also cool.
I picture this devil dude being WAY WAY WAY cooler then Jesus the dork.
His A big fucking red dude with horns. ( HIS kick arse. )
He fucking is .
Do not argue this with me.
He is RED.
his the devil.
His red.
☆☆☆Dont say certain books dont have a ( RED DEVIL DUDE. ) ☆☆☆
Allll devils are RED. Its a basic fact. Right.
The RED DEVIL dude, would kick the shit out of the skinny, dorky, jesus bloke.
Jesus is to much of a goody two shoes.
His fucking boring as.
And his always like, ' DO THIS '
And do that.
He doest like you doing that and well.
His annoying as.
I don't know who he thinks he is, i mean.
I'll tell ya what would be good.
If jesus and the devil forted each other.
Imagine that EPIC BATTLE.
But thats Obviously much to FAR FETCHED.
Pic
Big Red half bloke half goat dude fighting that jesus in the sky guy.
No but.
The devil is that RED dude got it. ?
His fucking red.
End of story right .
If you don't think his red and you think like.
He hasn't got horns.
YOU ARE WRONG.
REDDDDDD,
He is.
HIS RED RIGHT ?
We've known for ages what the devil looks like.
Tell me he isn't red so i can swear at you.
I fucking dare you.
HIS RED END OF STORY
REDDDDDDDDDDDD
FULL STOP
Lucy far, doesn't even care if we don't sing songs to him.
His better then that.
Yet jesus on the other hand.
Its a must.
If you christians all suddenly stopped singing songs together to the big fella . Life on earth would very soon dry up and end for all.
Satans cool with you guys not singing to him.
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Cough .
Cough.
Wink,
PM me.
Cough.
I.yfd5eyrsgtdym
Wank Wars 24 ( WOW 2024 )
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Just a quick score update.
••••• 1002 wanks.
Forrrrrrrrr
••••• 0 captures.
TY. TY.
No really.
Thanks guys.
I think i may very well be like, in my prime.
You know what i mean.
At the top of my game.
Again. I don't want to boast
Buttttttt
I could probably beat you at playing wanking.
Well , most definitely.
If you where to say to me.
Prove it then.
I'd reply
Go fuck yourself.
I aint proven shit.
Its not liks we can have a " wank off " is it ?*
You stupid idiot,
And with that.
you would be instantly reported to the proper authorities.
Good game.
Good game.
* none questionable.
Ie this is not a question. DO NOT ANSWER.
I accidentally added a ( ? ) is all.
••••• 1002 wanks.
Forrrrrrrrr
••••• 0 captures.
TY. TY.
No really.
Thanks guys.
I think i may very well be like, in my prime.
You know what i mean.
At the top of my game.
Again. I don't want to boast
Buttttttt
I could probably beat you at playing wanking.
Well , most definitely.
If you where to say to me.
Prove it then.
I'd reply
Go fuck yourself.
I aint proven shit.
Its not liks we can have a " wank off " is it ?*
You stupid idiot,
And with that.
you would be instantly reported to the proper authorities.
Good game.
Good game.
* none questionable.
Ie this is not a question. DO NOT ANSWER.
I accidentally added a ( ? ) is all.
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Oh and i forgot to mention that boys ain't allowed to kiss boys.
He wants us to know that ok.
Ok then
' kicks dirt '
later.
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Well he made metors right ?
And meteorites.
Let us now enter Gods head in the 6 days of creation.
His making biggggggggggggg mutha fucking rock like things.
Picture if you will,
God makes 100 stars. He thinks they will look real nice up in a dark sky.
So his making em and after each one he places it up in the , well sky .
( Now these little puppys move at like 60 / 80 miles a sec )
So he makes a star and pops it up above his head , whils still keeping a firm grasp, and his starts couning down ,
7
And a 6.
And a 5
And 4
And 3
And a 2
And . REALEASE.
And powwwwwwwwwww, of it goes.
He did this 100 times.
Then he looks up at his 100 stars and can bearly see them right.
So he goes, FUCK IT . I'll build 1000 more of these star things , then the sky will light up really cool loooking like.
1100 stars later .
God looks up to see his marvelous creation buttttttt. 1100 stars doesn't look like
what he expected.
Now he doesn't want to many of these star things . But he knows he needs to make more.
He fills a order for 10, 000 more. Stars .
Surely this will suffice.
He pops em up in to float around
so his now got 11,100 .
He crouches down and looks up at em and
Well
He isn't very impressed.
His like . ' fucking shit fucking stupid fucking floating rocks.
Now He knows 100,000 more stars would be way way to many.
Much to bright. He aint dumb.
So he fills a order for 50,000 more of these stars.
( you can see where this is going right? )
Small increments of stars to what ? 100 billion in our galaxy alone.
GODS TOP 10 "greatest loves " and or of most important things.
1. STARS...... God fucking loves stars right ?
Way way more then humans anyway.
Then it goes.
2. PUFFINS.....
And so on and so on.
I'll put up the other 8 at a later date.
Humans ain't even in the ( TOP 100 Of things of importance )
Anyway where was i.
GOD can lift heavy shit.
If God built the entire universe and all the other universe's right here.
Imagine what he built over there.
like .
Over there.
No, over. There.
Yeah.
Imagine what he built there.
I highly doubt god would of let that specific meteorites go at that specific time to wipe out most of his beloved.
Dinosaur range of animals.
I bet He still remember the smell of a brand new T-Rex straight of the factory floor.
You know that smell.
And also.
God can build a rock inside of a rock.
Sooooo. His good.
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I belive the stats of how many times ( in your life ) you masturbate, as to.
How many times you get caught doing it.
Would be PHENOMENAL .
For Example. And not meaning to boast but.
Id be running at approximately
1000 wanks.
For
0 captures.
Now Thats phenomenal right ?
I should be considered like ,
☆☆☆ A professional wanker. ☆☆☆
I'm not like proud of it butttttttttt.
Anyways.
I figured this out when i was pretty young , so i utilized it.
So every time Just as i'm about to commit a crime i would always ask myself.
Would you wank right hear right now Deb ?
Like is it safe enough.
And the answer that I'd guess to this was my answer to, am i going to get away with this crime.
Or is this just a bedroom thing.
Like , you can get away with doing freaky weird shit in ya bedroom.
But then i havent had my own room for like two decades now,
And still i have a flawless wanking record.
So like my cock
The Long and short is.
I consider myself a pretty good wankerer.
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Landmines.
Do they make a , Easy 2 locate landmine.
Or
Or like.
A easy 2 disarm range of landmines.
What about.
When you " plant " a landmine and kill a kid 30 or so years later.
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Sending Step Hen .
●●●●●●●●●● 1 FREE HUG ●●●●●●●●●
Shipped.
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The traps been set.
' crouched behind a tuft of grass '
I wait.
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Yes and a tee and the bumper stickers .
Its all yours .
So thats like 87 and carry the 3.
Thats like heaps.
For free.
Im just gonna need That three didget number on the back of your credit card.
And its all freee
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@FLRW
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ WINNER. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
FLRW...
A free demons be gone talisman is heading your way big fella.
Very well played.
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Thank you and come again.
Thats Another happy costumer right there.
Did i mention
We've also a large range of .
▪°•▪°•▪°• Am i possessed •°▪ •°▪•°▪ bran Test kits.
Ranging from $28.50 to $119.00.
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For a small fee of like.
$87.99.
Or 4 payments of whatever 87.99 ÷ 4 = ( ______ )
You can purchase a.
^^^^^^^^^^ DEMONS BE GONE TALISMAN. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Also I'll chuck in a t-shirt and bumper stickes.
This little beauty ( guarantees* ) safty from 74 of the 78 diffrent types of demons orrrr your money back.
You really can't go wrong with this piece.
PM me.
Or just.
Send cash $$$$$$$$$$$$.
First 10 costumers and the stupidest ones.
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Hopefully one day, exorcisms won't have to be so darn invasive.
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Im not talking about it .
What part of that dont you understand.
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Coming up on 40 years and have not once needed a exorcism.
' touches wood '
I'm like demon dodging.
I've played atleast .
Approximately 10 games of ouija board.
Im not very good at it. But i played.
See i too like to live life dangerously.
I'll say anyth9ng three times infront of a mirror.
ANYTHING
Try me .
I'll do it.
Ive sat in on two games of . ( As light as a feather. As Sick as a ghost )
▪°▪°▪° Of which i do not want to talk about. ▪°▪°▪°
Look i just don't want to talk about it.
STOP ASKING.
i dont wanna talk about it.
You fucking idiots.
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I'd like to get a ( truthful ) price check on ya avrage exorcism.
( someone not from the church. )
Thoughts on.
Exorcism gift card . This card will allow the holder.
Allow one free basic exorcism.
T-shirt , a Cap , a keyring and 2 bumper stickers
Not that you need one , it just would be handy to have.
You know.
Like you duck down the road for bread and milk and a demon pops up and goes fair up inside you , like right right UP IN YA . and thej you start sweating up and
well.
I could imagine its horrible being pissed, pose sd , pasesed.
You know what i mean. Getting taking over.
Sooooooooo.
Having one of these ( 1 FREE EXORCISM CARDS *^ ) would atleast offer some comfort.
A show of hands if your church offers this service.
I'd like to get one for me mar.
And my mate for like a practical joke.
To have a guess at the price of one of these.
$399.00 three hundred and ninty nine smackers.
I wouldn't pay over five.
Im probably kidfing myself, they would be over $1000 bucks.
But handy to have none the less.
* prices , fees , as to times may differ. ^ atractive kids are free.
CAN I GET A
$$$$$$ PRICE CHECK PLEASE. $$$$$$$$
1 EXORCISM. basic type.
Also , prices for pets . As i think my dog is posses ed pasased. His a fruit loop.
But thats another post.
Good game.
Good game.
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The Muslim god and all the nonsense that goes along with it.
Is exactly like,
The Christian god and all the nonsense that goes along with it.
Imagine the muslim god and the christian god watching these fales people make up fales nonsense religions and religious groups for a few thousand years.
And thennnnnn. Them being like, STUFF IT .
then they make and form the first ever TRUE realy real RELIGION with them, the true one and only real true god at the helm . andddddddd, and what do you know.
its EXACTLY THAT SAME AS ALL THE FAKE nonsense and confusing crap ONES BEFORE IT.
How the fuck did the fake absolute made up by a mere bloke or two nonsense religions.
Get it so so closs to being like the first ever real true religious group with a actual god "running" it.
Crazy uncanny.
The one and only real god should of started a religious group on DAY 1.
But umm, No one could be 82% sure god exists.
Maybe yoU could be 60 to 65 % MAX. THAT god exists but , you look like a fuck wit thinking that you are over 85 to 90 % sure god exists.
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Churches. Gogs and the mosks .
----- 》⊙ STAND OUT LIKE DOGS BALLS ⊙《-----
You can see the mind set of the first church. planner / builders hey.
They had to make a building not like any other.
" Because they think they are of the upmost Importance "
You can see em trying to one up each other hey.
No but.
The easiest way to go about building a building that looks important and like no other back in those days was.
( ADD A FREAKY LOOKING ROOF )
So we end up with the
( the pointy building with like a cross on it . )
Ya got ( the dome dome looking building. )
And the ummm. Penis shaped, i mean the bell looking odd one.
All the way to the BIG Blue freaky building.
Soooo like .
These suckers STICK OUT.
Especially if your in the sky looking down . ( like god or a apache helicopter does " )
Ok sooo.
Your in your plane flying at a couple thousand miles a sec right.
And out the corner of ya eye you see a ( ODD LOOKING WEIRD ROOF )
INSTANTLY.
Thats instantly, you no its not the pointy one with the cross on it .
So it aint your gang.
Anddddd.
The type of persons that would be in that building are the dudes your after.
Well not after butttt.
There the ones .
Thats a ( roger . ten , four. )
Insta " Light it up "
' you flick upwards on your joystick , then thumb down whilst , HARD pushing in. .
Andddd, gone.
Then the one to five days of.
No but that was one of the oldest , prettiest churches like ever.
Now i aint saying the god is dumb. His not .
Butttttt.
EVERY SINGLE LOCATION OF A RELIGIOUS BUILDING IS A FIXTURE ON THE TOM TOMS in ya basic attack helicopter.
Its a Pre set .
drones have like a big ( CHURCH ) button on the side of them .
You can buy the .
Muslim frendly location finder version.
The , all the christian churches version's.
Hospitals stick out as much as churches and shit.
Butttt thats ruthless bombing a hospital.
Shivilry.
A church on the other hand . ( Dont say it deb )
Deep breath.
What im trying to say is.
If i was one of them god things .
I wouldn't of built shiny, glary . strangely odd , ( EVERY BODY FOCUS ON ME) SHAPED BUILDINGS FOR ALL MY CHILDREN TO MEET UNDER.
ITS not very omni like.
Id have ya basic rectangular 7/ 11 looking building.
Next to a 7/11. .
With a kitten day care center on one side and a preschool building on the other.
However.
This won't work.
Its not like you can worship and pray to gods in like a Macdonalds building or a bowling alley.
You can't even do it in a regular house.
You need the specially special building down the road for that.
Im getting angry again.
Stupid WANKERS.
I mean .
Good day.
PICTURE A CHURCH GETTING BLOWN TO PIECES.
AND GOD DOING THE MARSHMALLOW MANS FACE EXPRESSIONS
Ha
Ha, he ,he.
Harrrr.
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Ever changed lanes without indercating.
Females think its wrong.
AS so so many times I've heard em say
( NOPE,.... "wrong hole"
So like.
If Females are referring to it as ( the wrong hole ) it must be wrong.
If you flip a female over , you can have sex with a man.
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@Stephen
Getting to the butt of it.
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@Best.Korea
Gods stance on condoms and other cont devices is a little odd.
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God likes when gay people get divorced.
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Up the bum = No babies.
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You can tell alot about a person by what porn category they pick i reckon.
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Oh , sorry guys
That wasn't me
My stupid cat jumped up on my keyboard again.
Please disregard them last few msg
Fuckin Sluts
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My porn category use to be like .
Hot teen sluts . Lesbians and milfs .
To the now.
cockold, cream pie then horny step sister.
Any ideas on why this happened to me. ?
The answer i think issssssss
Because ( one ) of my girlfriends fucked my best mate.
Thus , ever since then, alllll chicks are sluts.
Unfortunately this fact i didn't know until i was like 25.
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If you want pretty poly , you take it.
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Women may in fact be , terrible judges of characters.
Rubble.
Rubble. Perish the thought
Women judging the character of men.
Compare to.
Men judging the character of women.
Is so fucking diffrent hey ?
Ive never in my life thought.
Hummmmm , will this chick bash me.
Men look at women and ask themselves.
Would she root my mates behind my back.
Thats the worst thing that could happen right.
But.
Women look at men and ask themselves.
A thousand different things. This neec
Ok So Some women like the bad guys.
Men don't think nothing like that hey.
Women must be like dodging men most of there life.
I wonder the stats of .
Men writing to bad women in jailS.
AS to women to men.
It seems We don't even consider teaching young women about ummmm , judging characters.
Its almost like no one wants to think that women could be bad judges.
I reckon i could pick and spot a guy that won't bash a chick.
Easy.
I can beat any chick in a fight. in every and any shopping mall i visit.
Its not nice to state buttttt, its true.
Imagine having sex with ronda rosey and making her cry.
mmmmmmmmm, yum.
I could.
Of course i WOULD NOT. Buttttttt i could.
But thats a totally diffrent post.
Therefore i perpose that every 40 plus year old male that has never hit a womem recive A BIG SHINY TROPHY.
And a certificate and shit.
I said this to my ex once and she punched me in the face.
I loved it . Dont get me wrong .
But i think it needs to be considered.
Trophies all round.
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With this re married thing.
Not your wife.
But.
Let say his wife dies of the C word right .
Then some years later.
You get married again. ( all good )
This sounds sound buttttttt.
Well, When 'you' go to heaven, you get to "hang out with your loved ones" and ya good pal jesus ,
so says the god thing right ?
that is going to be awkward hey?
And this is NOT getting divorced.
hanging out with both of your wives?
Whom you both love .
Thats . ( not heavenly jan. )
PS
Same goes for a women whom remarriage. ( but worse )
Oh and.
If God allowed dogs , cats and horses and shit in heaven.
Heaps more people would want to go there hey.
Thus $$$$$$$$$.
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For Jewish men to get a divorce, they have to say " DIVORCE " Three times.
Divorce, Divorce, Divorce.
Oh, The ease of it.
The first time i heard this i INSTANTLY laughed it off thinking it was just men being men in religious groups , ( like horrible bastard )
Thennnnnn, i go on watching my crime documentaries.
And like Lots and lots and lots of mainly women get killed in and Around and because of divorce.
See this is because when ya divorce your wife right.
You have to give them half of ya shlt.
End of story.
Buttttttttt.
If ya wife just so happened to like die. , well then they get nothing.
And you can keep all ya stuff.
Soooooooo.
This saying of the word ( divorce × 3 ) to get divorced, starts.
Thats stats , to not look ummmm, completely half stupid.
Next post we can talk about getting ya lovely wife some Life insurance.
Long. short.
Men invented these religions sooooo , tough titties.
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What if.
The first years of human sacrificing for rain and stuff seen / uncannily lined up with , ( bumper crops )
Fuckin sick.
Ha.
Ha.
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Thank fuck we all here know that the KJV bible is the official, specific, true, bible.
Because there is like a good dozen other " versions "
With knowing this , it saves like 3 hours at the start of every talk, geeting you guys to like , "link the bible up with the god "
Butttttt.
We know god did the kjv bible . ( ZIP IT. )
NOPE.
SHH.
Moving on.
It is odd that they don't speak of prayer in this Stroy of miricals.
As prayer and miricals work pretty much EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.
Ie. ( they don't )
I reckon i could do . A FAKE PRAYER. And it would look like i was really praying.
FAKE.
I say miricals are fake.
Tommy.
Thats
( To me. )
I would however fall for the good old .
MIRICAL #256. Turning water into wine.
If i seen some blain like dude do that,
I'd say MIRICALS EXIST.
ACTUALLY.
Hold the fuck on.
it is/ would be documented that someones / many, have "lost" their eyesight.
And have " regained " it back some fucking how right ?
Sooo.
If someone was to do like a little chant or something then place there hand on a blind man andddddddd, that blind man ssen again that same day.
Right.
Stay with me.
Buttt, THAT COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A .
LEGIT OBSERVED MIRICAL.
Oh the odds of it.
To far?
Yeah but .
Ok ill stop now.
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