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@IlDiavolo
Lemmy got targeted last week because.
He is smart.
Im not kidding.
That post directed at him the other week was to find things that he disagree with them about.
And if you disagree with the Brother D , you are asdumb as fuck.
Then the barrage starts.
The way one copes with the onslaught is key factor to how long and how harsh the attack is.
Unfortunately for me .
Im not smart enough and not religious to wast attack time on.
I've longed to be attack by The Brother D
That bastard wouldn't even bother reading a post of mine.
I wouldn't mind being attacked by anyone really.
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@IlDiavolo
You say you understand now.
Whats happening man ?
Im fucked if i can see it.
I see tradesecret, a nice calm manned , aparantly knowledgeable , good type of person.
Thats Apparent.
All i can take out of it is , again the "apparent" fact that they , they being ( tradesecret ) ummm,
" fronts " a church of around 300.
This seems to be the center point .
So be it that , they are angered by the ummm , the incorrect teaching these 300 are being taught.
And Like Stephen and Brody feel they are fighting the fight for the 300.
Tell me why they " bash " ?
The only time we've witnessed this issss.
MAD CORNISH BIKER BASHING.
You guys remember this right?
Thus brinbing us to two words.
( Jehovah witnesses )
We know Jehovahs are as ruthless as scientologists when it comes to "excomunication "
Ex -comunicarto cee.
Cee.
Sooooo In short.
Stephen and Brother D are current , jahova witnesesesees.
And Tradesecret being a excommunicated JW.
This is Brother D's full time job , and has been for 5 maybe 10 plus years.
Hes a rubbisher.
And a real nice one to.
But What makes it strange is.
The appearance that , Stephen got employed somehow.
Not directly from Brother D butttt from whom brother D rubbishers.
Butttttt.
It fells like Stephen somehow is a chat bot.
A chat bot that has un evolved into a.
un updated, ghost chat Bot.
His adrift.
We could probably prove this by asking a rightly phrased question or two.
Stephen doesn't knows that Zeds extremely knowledgeable.
He register Intelligence very poorly
Stephen will then reply with .
Well I know your as dumb as fuck deb.
Is that about right on the " register " .
To wich ill answer .
Ok , ok
Ok . You got me there you smart arse prick.
Then ill just pretend it didn't effect me and move on.
When a JW attacks a JW
It looks like this.
First and for most they attack the excommies character.
Sexulizing.
Hes a she.
They've had homosexual sex before .
They've touched kids before,
Then they attack the excoms intelligence .
And they do this incorrectly and mythodicaly .
Tirlesly, Neverending fucking ly.
For years.
Thus collecting " brownie " points from the very "TOP OF WATCHTOWER "
They recive "points" for doing this.
Watchtower points.
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As i couldn't do the reading and writing thing.
Everything I've learned about the jesus ,was via , 15 sessions of sunday school and christmas carols.
So yeah, yeah, ive a deep knowledge and understanding of the dude.
Please fell free to stop me if you think im wrong .
Although im a actual bible illiterate fool.
im not, a bible illiterate fool.
Ok so , jesus was born .
( away in a manger )
This is were jesus, thats lill lord jesus. Thats were he layed down his sweet head.
Nar
Nar
Nar
The nar nar .
The stars in the sky actually point this out.
Then there is these three wise guys .
Gold , frank, and mer.
They went to see Marys boy child , jesus christ , whom was like born on christmas day.
Hark now here
I know Angels sing .
And It is because of this that, man will live forever more.
This is like a sirmon on a hill hey. ?
Shall i continue ?
I know a lot lot more about the big fella.
'Singing in my head.'
Eleven lords are leeping. Then theres Geese laying .
No, no facts it that song .
The town was Bethlehem .
Yeah thats it.
Look i could good on but as you can see , when it comes to the jesus, i am quite knowledge able.
I mean.
It safe to say. I know the bloke.
And Thats only like two songs of infomation.
Did i happen to mention that thay never once let him laugh and play and join in any games what so ever.
No?
Of course i didnt.
Thats Rudolph ya dick heads.
No but umm.m
His practically my brother.
From another mother.
With like a different farther.
Yall get the picture of my vast jesus knowledge right.
Peas and fuckin carots.
Picture. OT christmas carols .
Thats some dark dark shit there.
Ha.
Ha.
OT carols.
I bet little baby jesus would of tasted so nice.
Like Real tender , fall of the bone meat .
Real succulent.
I would of eaten him as soon as had a chance.
But thats a diffrent post.m
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS.
LOVE YAS.
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But what would i know.
I haven't made it to being able to beliving in Christianity yet.
For Im still stuck on the eye guy. Horus.
Is there a Cheat sheet.
How the fuck did you lot pass this level. ?
To me , thats the untrained eye, it looks like you guys just started at Christianity.
Obviously you didn't.
obviously you took everything into consideration.
Ok ill stop now.
One last question.
What else do you lot believe in (SO SO frigging MUCH) but ya cant prove it ?
Good game.
Good game.
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Its fine to look at little girls head hair, aslong as they are under the age of 7.
Ok Now don't sexualize this.
But just think about it being " ok " to "look" at young girl kids hair , but not, under any circumstance , girls over the age of 7.
Again no "sexulizing "
Its just.
Well.
Its fucking stupid.
If it aint fucking stupid right.
Its just ummm. Sensible.
Its normal .
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
I am currently in the market for god proffing. ( something god can't see-thru )
Ladies and gentlemen. I give to you.
▪○°•▪○°•▪○• The Burka building* . ▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•
Thats burka covered walls Floors and door.
Etc
Etc
The Burka building is situated only two block down from the forskin building.
In the ( Sin free hot spot district )
* tests still to be run to see if gods can see thru em.
But looks promising.
Hey If the other main religion carry on with silly shit like this.
Wich they do.
Christianity will not die before it.
Becauseeeeeeeeee.
They both carry on with absolute nonsense. Its just.
Well Christianity is a little less.
whacky doo.
Narf .
Yar mean?
Muslim.
I mean islam has to die before Christianity.
More then likely.
I think.
Im sure.
The Coo coo factor.
Oh actually, hang on.
Muslims probably wont die befor Christianity.
Why.
Because Its not like you can choose to not be a Muslim.
Ya just have to.
Nike.
It certainly is a two horse race.
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@zedvictor4
I knew you be first to send me, ( wife hair pics )
Miss Zed has lovely hair.
Your a lucky man my freind.
Lets take this a step further.
Go tell her Zed , go tell her that her hair looks really really nice today.
Yeah thats right.
Tell her.
You told her hey Zed?
Yeah. You so fucking did.
Now make her a tea whilst your up.
I really hope Christianity last for ever.
If it means, I get to see all ya wives hairs .
All the good.
' spits on two fingers '
There are Dirty hair pics and clean hair pics.
Id prefer clean hair pics.
Were gonna
Copy and save that.
Ok NEXT.
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I think Christianity is far far to nice to females.
I mean .
Females in Christianity can do close to a third of the stuff men can do.
So Thats a bad move right there.
Why they are even allowed to show there hair.
Yes you heard correct.,
God is ok with women showing the hair.
Some Crazy, crazy times we are living in.
I can see / look / stare at your wife's hair.
What im trying to say is.
Ive seen your wifes hair before.
Its on display for the whole world to see.
Your wifes hair is so fucking fine.
mmmmmmm. Wife hair.
' licks lips '
Ps.
Please . PM me pics of your wifes hair.
I can wank looking at lady hair allllll day.
Oh crap, did i just type that out loud?
Well Please make sure they are over 18 years of age.
DO NOT SEND ME KID HAIR PICS.
You sick fucks
HA
HA, HE,
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Hey Do you think Christianity dies like one group / denom at a time. ?
Actually, we've "witnessed" this already.
If Christianity dies at a rate of like. 1 group a day. ( we'd have mullenim left. )
If Christianity dies at a rate of 5 groups a day . ( we'd have mullenim left )
But What if Christianity died at like 10 groups a day you ask ?
Welll we'd still have a mellenium left of Christianity.
Actually these numbers are wrong .
Im working on 30,000 types
The biggest mistake might be , the fact that you guys only a mere 30,000 diffrent types.
So Somthing like that.
One thing is for certain.
If Christianity alll died tomorrow.
Like completely.
Then It would take 3 days to reserect.
A full resection is 3 days to come back from the dead right guys ?
Shit, Why did i say reserection for.
I ment 3 days to come back
You know?
Like start again.
But Why would it start again.?
Cause,,,,,
Some cunt can make a few bucks from it right ?
Its not gonna lay dormant if a guy can make a quid or two is it ?
Oh Helllllllll no.
Religion is a stict, for profit business.
FULL STOP
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Hey Maybe jesus was bald.
Anyways.
How good are you guys at drawing pictures of Muhammed ?
Im getting pretty fucking good at it.
May I suggest.
▪○▪○▪○▪○▪○▪○ A compition. ▪○▪○▪▪○▪○▪○▪ Of sorts.
A challenge.
$100 for the person whom can draw the best portrait ( picture of Muhammed )
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Sinner sinner, pork chops for dinner.
( my next thought was )
There needs to be a place where one can do this sin thing.
like a city,
You know?
a city in which one can sin. And they dont get put on your tally.
We could call it like ummmm, shit i dunno.
○○ Godfree ○○
or something like that.
The sleepy little Town of. Sinlessnessness land.
I Start thinking why do they call sin city , sin city.
Thats the opposite hey.
Its because heaps of bad shit happens there.
But To put it bluntly.
We need like a place ( of a decent area) a place that god can't see.?
Hummmmmm.
So A place that god can't see hey ????
A place that god can't see.
Hummmm
Now Tell me your first thought didn't involve 1000 □ square hectares of aluminum foil.
If you did think that. Thats amateur hour .
We alllllll know God can see through aluminum foil.
( Quickly. someone hit me with a scripture for conformation of this . )
God can see through aluminum foil because it says so in.
( ___insert name____ ) insert numbers □□ : □□
Now Im not gonna waste my time on trying to figure out what it is that god can not see thru.
Asssssss. God sees through everything.
However.
However.
I have a suspicion, and i highly fucking doubt it ,
thatttttt . god can see through a forskin .
Surly he cant.
Were in the bible does it say. GOD CAN IN FACT SEE THRU FORSKINS .
Tell me.
Point it out to me.
Yeah didn't think so.
So. To reute
Re ute ar 8 .
How do you spell that.
Reautearate
Reu.
Fuck it.
To re -cap.
A covering of forskin.
Thats four forskin walls.
Forskin celling.
Forskin doors.
Etc.
Ex set ara.
Now im not gonna bother coming up with a dozen fancy names for this place
Id call this place .
The forskin building.
Other then that.
I'm stummped on what god can and can not see thru.
Ideas ? ?
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He is certainly not jovial .
Well not from what I've witnessed.
Jehovial.
Jovial witness.
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@zedvictor4
Thats a nice one Zed.
One of me faves.
' starts ringing bell '
OK
Come along.
Come along you lot.
Everyone in ya groups.
' Claps '
Hurry up.
' ring ring ring ring '
GET IN YOUR GROUPS.
LOOK IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN.
Its all good now.,
Everybody's in there correct group.
' whistle '
Play ball.
Hey Speaking of play ball.
Imagine a four armed goal keeper.
That would be handy.
Or.
Or.
A omnikeeper. Always knows where the balls going.
God would be a awsome goal keep.
But God doesn't play games.
His to busy watching us and keeping all of our scores.
If he wasnt watchin zed , i could like real quickly suck a dick , and he'd be none the wiser.
I wouldn't do this buttttttttt, i could.
He'd wanna keep a cloes eye on me.
I can sin in a sec.
Im a multiple sinner.
A mass sinner.
A serial sinner if you will.
In half a hour .
God would be like this counting goods v bads
Anddddd +1
1
+1
+2
+3
+2
+3
+4
+3
+2
+3
+2
+1
1
-1
And in the midst of this .
Sarah just stole a block of chocolate.
1
+1
+2
I could go on , but you get the jist.
Thats alot of work keeping scores for one bloke.
Butttttt, god has to do this ,
HE HAS TO.
other wise ya end up with +35 sin sinners slipping through the cracks and ending up in ye old heaven.
And a + 35 sin sinner loose in heaven is not good.
Order .
Order.
Order.
Now get back in ya group and stay.
sit.
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A Christian religious orrentation day would be handy.
Im guessing ther is over 20 diffrent types of Christians.
I dare not google ( how many types of Christians are there ? )
It would probably say something ridiculous like.
there is over 100 diffrent types of Christians.
And that would make a total mockery of the religion.
Im not here to do that.
If youasked the bible how many types of Christians are there.
The bible would say nothing . ( BLANK )
As the bible is a book , and books dont talk.
I dare someone to say . SKITZISUM .
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What comes first.
Beliving in God .
Orrrrr.
Joining and or being in a religious group. ?
Imagine if beliving in god come first. ( thats fucking stupid )
Imag8ne if joining a religious group came first. ( thats fucking stupid )
Zed. I know you man.
Smart as fuck but a poor religious group pickerere.
I know for a fact that you would choose the wrong religious group to join over 10 times before you joined the correct one.
When it comes to picking a religious group you would suck big time.
Im sorry to have to tell you this.
Imagine thinking your going to nail it first pick.
Bammmmmmmmm. Im a Catholic.
Say no more .
End of fucking story.
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@zedvictor4
Imagine having to pretend you dislike homosexual.
That wouldn't and couldn't be easy.
Id just wave your fist in the air and say . Dam you homosexuals.
You are wrong. Vile , evil things
Imagine having to concern yourself about homosexual relations and shit.
I bet they sometimes they forget that they dont like homosexuals.
Like ya in the middle of sucking on a nice big fat cock and it dawns on ya.
Oh fuck .
Thats right.
Homosexual stuff is fround upon.
My bad.
Imagine having to learn , practice and remember your "morals"
Be it conchencely.
Imagine If i was a Muslim and you were a Christian Zed.
Id have to , and i probably would, lessen my liking of you.
And the ressoning for having to do this is because. Im a Muslim your a Christian.
Believing in god looks fucking difficult.
One surly couldn't Believe in god 100 %
I will except, one could 83.7% TRULY BELIVE IN GOD.
no more but.
I shit you not.
It looks like ,
If you Belive in god you join a religious group.
Im not kidding.
Ive been searching for the link .
Beliving in a god thing.
And
Being in a religious group.
Im almost sure they have something to do with each other.
Again.
There is something to do with believing in god and being in a religious group.
I'll get to the bottom of this Zed , i just know it.
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Arrrr. Religion .
Angels and four armed people,
Whats next flying horses.
Hang on a sec.
Flying horse sounds like flying sorcers.
Maybe. Just maybe
When God was telling matt and john and the rest of the gang shit to right down for him, maybe some stuff got ummmm, miss in terped.
Well It could of.
No?
Remember playing Chinese wispers .
It was always so funny hey.
Now Picture a young person turning to god before google.
Hang the fuck on.
Do ya reckon a Christian has ever googled something.
They aint no use for google when you got a bible.
As a agnostic.
Agnostic meaning . ( atheist / anti theist. ) on this site. As we alllllllllllll are.
I haven't got any morals.
Not a one.
But nowwwww.
Im now gonna google morals , and adopt them.
I might even google. ( examples of °°° really really good morals °°° )
And just "adopt" them ones.
That would trump mere bible morals.
It would suck if there was a real good ummm " moral " act that was on the google but not in the bible.
Christians would be like ,
fuck. God should of said that one also.
The christians won't be able to "adopt" it unfortunately.
I myself have " adopted " some bible morals.
Yep.
Thats how we atheists fly.
Atheists are allowed this luxury.
Hang on a sec , let me check that first.
Are atheists allowed to believe in the "christians morals"
●●●●●●●• Running check. ●●●●●●●●●
Yes.
Fewww , atheists are allowed.
I squat down and place my head between my knees,
then i simply fall foward.
I just fall foward.
Well thats how i roll
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Its the BPE.
Best possible end.
That would be dying in your sleep maybe hey.
At a ripe old age.
The BPE.
Some of my first pets dogs had thd BPE.
They went to a farm.
Well mum said they did.
Pleanty of room to run around on a farm.
Don't you dare Zed. Don't tell me that they probably didn't " go to a farm "
They went to a farm
BPE.
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@zedvictor4
It almost feels like that you think i couldn't scare you.
Im scary.
I don't get fucked with. I belive i could nearly alone trigger someone
Actually.
Triggering someone frighty fright. ,
Would not be good for those over 50.
Triggering that and not a heart attack may be difficult.
So you are going to need to sign something first.
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@zedvictor4
Yepper , that comes to mind but it aint a pretty waterfall.
I want a fucking beautiful waterfall.
Real real pretty like.
Did ya here that Deb died.
You would go oh did he.
Then ask how.
Answer- He died in a waterfall.
Then you'd ve like wow thats beautiful.
As apposed to dying in a grease fire.
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@zedvictor4
No but it wouldn't be hard to trigger it.
I reckon a couple of actors could do it for under $200 smackers.
And for a small fee of $179.99 you to can have ya fight or flight triggered.
Maybe its good to trigger it once evry 5 years.
Does it differ much then edrenalin pump.
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@Tradesecret
When we die we go up.
Upwards.
You or one looks to the sky when ummmm, you refer to a dead person.
God lives in the sky .
Jesus lives skyward.
Thats odd right ?
Well it isn't, butttttt, it is.
But it isn't.
Although thats a pre pagan thing, you can almost feel that everyone was a pagan one day.
Whats your thoughts on the paganism / or the pagan things found in Christianity. ?
Upwards.
You or one looks to the sky when ummmm, you refer to a dead person.
God lives in the sky .
Jesus lives skyward.
Thats odd right ?
Well it isn't, butttttt, it is.
But it isn't.
Although thats a pre pagan thing, you can almost feel that everyone was a pagan one day.
Whats your thoughts on the paganism / or the pagan things found in Christianity. ?
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I made a bunch of bad serches on my old mates computer.
I even tryed watching and applying his keystokes.
I even tryed watching and applying his keystokes.
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@zedvictor4
Whens the last time your ( fight flight pause ) was triggered ?
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I hope i die in a waterfall.
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@zedvictor4
This is religion forum Zee
We are being sensible here talking about gods and angels and shit.
And up you pop talking about people with ,
what was it again you said ?
four arms.
Thats right.
Your talking about People with four arms.
Do Please stay on topic.
Hey Zed.
Have you noticed how stephen doesn't get sarcasm. ???
Thats suss.hey ?
He MUST KNOW that you've heard and know about Vinana .
Thats so sus that he asked you that.
Warning warning. Take note.
The other day in one of my post i said.
One word
( double standards )
Stephen fires back with.
Thats two words deb.
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Up to the age of like 10, If you accidentally brush up against a girl, you had a high risk of contacting GIRLGERMS, ( well unless your fingers were crossed )
Twas risky times.
But then it HAPPENED .
Bammmmmmmmmmmmm. ( probably overnight im guessing )
I like , liked girls.
Yep.
I liked em a lot.
Anddddddddd, GIRLGERMS wasn't even real.
( actually thinking about that now, "girlgerms" prob do exist, but thats a diff post. )
I wanted me one of them girlfriend things.
The prettier the better. ( obviously )
Hey Deb.
Stop. Stop.
This post is talking about master bation remember dumb dumb.
True.
When i heard the stupid saying , the brain is the biggest sex organ thing.
Anddddddddd with my small um um brainus , it sounded so right.
it aint obv
But.
But.
It is hey ?
▪•▪•▪• Thinking and wanking go hand in hand •▪•▪•▪
Ok thats it .
I'm not talking about masterbation anymore.
( on this site )
I don't think one can talk about it seriously on a web site with no age limits.
Thats fair enough.
I'll stop now.
Ya'll a bunch of Wankers.
The lot of ya.
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@Best.Korea
From 0 to like 8 or so years old.
0 wanks.
Then its like wank o'clock for a decade.
I reckon the way one " finds " out about how to play the wank game is ummmm, real real scetchy.
But BK tell me im wrong.
The way you find out about pulling ya knob.
I reckon one of your mates told you.
anddddddddd BK , now get this.
He would of said that His uncle told him about this wanking thing.
I think this is how we alllllllllll " found " out about wanking.
Right?
Its Toats different to learning about sex.
Deb , you still have plenty time to delete this post.
Nope.
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@IlDiavolo
I bet there is over 1 billion Christians that th8nk they are currently in the
▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ TOP 10 OF ALL TIME. ●●●●● ●●
Greatest ever scripture translators to have ever been and will ever be.
300,000 Christians Are ( CURRENTLY )
THE BEST EVER SCRIPTURE TRANSLATOR THAT HAS EVER BEEN .
I'd im in position 809,761st bestest ever.
Ha.
Ha.
Imagine a Christian thinking that.
They are Avrage at scripture deciphering. Like Just So So.
Imagine being a judge, In a scripture translating competition.
Im thinking about.
▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ ( RANKING the board. ) ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪
Bestest to worstest members on this site.
Ill .
You are currently in ( position 12 ) of best to worse of on site, scrip trans.
So Congratulations.
Keep it up.
PS
If anyone wants there current scrip tran RANKING.
Hit me up if you want.
Id B Moreeeeee the happy to announce it.
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Does God decide what blood type you are filled up with.
He makes one Adam and one Eve.
Thats 2
Along with
Blood type A
AB
B
And type O.
Thats more then two.
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When you die , there will be a bloke with a big list.
Item # 237 .
Circumcised. □ non-Circumcised. □
And yes you need to prove it. ( As one has to do to "become" jewish. )
You can't just say yes.
Oh Unless God is all knowing.
Then That means god can look you in the eyes and say yes or no , yes he is circumcised.
His the only bloke in history with this ummmm, power.
Andddddd NO .
god doesn't fall for the "fake" circumcised, the pulling back of the skin.
EVERY GOD IN EVERY RELIGION ( the main ones ) wants you to be circumcised.
Over time They made it to appear that the " christian" god isn't to fussed about it.
But he is.
Oh He so is.
What does " Being made in his image. " mean.
Lets be serious.
I highly doubt you can go to heaven with a forskin.
Thats like saying you can still enter heaven after eating pork products all your life.
You can't.
FULL STOP
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I learned so much about the jesus through christmas carols.
Pur rum pum pum pum.
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That reminds me of the gauze thing that sits inbetween the confession booths.
And How they had to strengthened it to stop the priests from getting through it and assulting the sisters.
When it comes to the "Moving up" in the ranks of these priest fucks.
To go from priest to bishop . You'd have to have under your belt.
Total guess.
Like 10 sexual abuses on kids. Both boys and girls.
And be known to never tell. Can keep secrets real real good like.
To be A cardnail, christ knows what.
But the main thing is again .
A FULLY QUALIFIED KNOWN GREAT SECRET KEEPER.
A what happens in Vegas stays in vagas ummmmm, mentality
What happens in the church.
Real pieces of shit.
And When you just start to picture the church doing kids
Up pops
I Imagine. A "will securerer"
Someone in a church group that gets old people to leave moneys.
The "Church" loves rich old people.
I keep forgettin the church, is a building.
The church doesn't say this or that.
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One can get a women pregnant with Russells or Darrens sperm.
A women can impregnate a women or herself with Russells or Darrens sperm.
One could do that sneakily, accidentally, consensual.
How does the law deal with that ?
Is one "allowed" to hold / keep Russell and Darens sperm.
Harvesting eggs is diffrent.
Well to a lame man.
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Bible studies.
Whats happening at a bible study ?
Video games and pizza. ?
Gay sex ?
God could of done a ( pick-a-path ) bible.
Maybe some games and a centerfold of jesus to nail up.
What comes first when reading the "bible" . The OT or the new ?
The new test for sure hey.
Guess 85%
I wonder what reading the OT first does to the ummmmm psyche.
Hummmmmmm.
But seriously. Out of 5 potatoes.
Id give the bible ( 1 potatoe ) poor. boring .
The bible
I wouldn't recommend it.
I'm sure.
Downloaded bible and actual book bibles work the same.
And Im pretty sure there is only one version.
K
J
V
They love it.
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Why one of these day.
One of these days.
Sometimes i Think of the incredible ARGUMENTS one could put forth against the existence of Gods
ifffff.
I repeat if .
IF. ONLY. God didn't do that darn book that he did for you lot.
If only that little book thing he did, got lost or something somehow.
Because Without that book .
Its a whole new ball game.
A one sided ball game.
Buttttttttttttt.
It is what it is .
Your / our god, did that specific book for you / all of us.
END OF FUCKING STORY.
We've passed this minor shit.
Its a given.
☆☆☆☆☆ A QUICK SUGGESTION. ☆☆☆☆☆
A Thank you to the atheists every now and again would be appreciated.
You know ?
Hey But Thats cool .
Theists.
You . Are . welcome.
Welcome.
Ill Just continue Making arguments and starting with and basing them on.
A far fetched foundation.
To say the least.
Toat alley cool.
Its cool.
So Again.
welcome.
U R welcome.
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I alwaysssss,
Always.
stop reading when i get to them parts in a post where you see like a persons name, and its followed by a set of numbers.
You know?
Like this For example.
John 14 : 33.
Or like .
Peter 22 : 45.
Even
Mark 6 : 14
Yeah.
Well When i get to them parts when im reading shit ,
I JUST STOP P. P.
P
P
Becauseeeeeeeeee.
Ive come to know.
Thats
"Come to know."
Usually after the names and numbers part comes a paragraph or so of ummmmmm , incoherent nonsense. ( like me most time)
Pretty much all the time.
But , yeah.
Then it gets back to reading normal ,
then again out the corner of ya eye , you see a name and number part coming.
You almost embrace yourself for the up and coming ummmm, intergecta.
Making the god thing speak in this "scripture" like format.
FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA.
No really, its brilliant.
Be it Pre Abrahamic or not.
Cred were cred.
Ok Now i want ya to picture a.
⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ Ponzie scheme.⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙
Also picture the mind of the operator.
mmmmmmmm,
Yeah.
Oh i bet , i bet.
'Snaps out of it '
Fuck where was i ?
Thats right.
Yeah, Sometimes i just tune out.
Good da
Ps. Im here in the forum to talk about more con create kind of stuff .
Like, archs and floods and the garden of eden.
Ive a masters in Adam and eve iery.
Before these MAIN stories, they dont have the name and number thing .
thusss.
Its like. , real .
Well not real but like .
Its real. Kinda.
PASS.
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NO BUT SERIOUSLY. .....
If do to others as youd have them to youself was like a REALLY REAL RULE.
One on site wouldn't make posts about the ABSOLUTE stupidity of another on site.
Fukin.
BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
' carries on singing a tune '
Oh how ,
do ,
you do what ya do to me.
Nike. Just does it.
And a extra bonus point there because, NIKE was a god right ?
I think it was.
1 google later.....
NIKE . Was a goddess. That counts as a god right. ?
Weve got rid of he norse but hey.
As we did the withches.
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'Applying lipstick '
Would you DO me ?
Id DO me.
Id do me so fuckking hard.
( And,,,, ( cue , music. )
Goodbye horses, im flying over you.
Goodbye horses, im flying flying , flying over youuuuu.
' tucks penis between legs and dances '
Or is it, crying over you.
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THUS
Its not like .
God did / does to Muslims as he done did and does to the christians.
This certainly is not the case.
The Do to others as you have them do to you.
DOESN'T WORK.
It don't.
Except for the ultra basic.
What if you are always doing the doing to others.
But they never do it unto you.
Its a complete load of Doo Doo.
Are both of these correct.
Christians do to Muslims as they would have Muslims do to them.
Orrrrrr.
Christians do to christians what christians would do to themselves
For starters. Christians do what god tells em , not what any willy nilly kunt wants.
they dont mearly do what they want and think.
They got do do for brains
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But You can't strongly believe that people "come back" after they die.
Actually you can buttttt.
Imagin weakly believe that but.
But I too acept the claim, They belived somthing.
So the difference between,
Strongly believing.
Or claming you know.
Picture that.
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The only way i can see someone surviving a nuclear blast would be
By crouching under a school desk.
Remember kids.
Get down low and go go go.
No but Im sure They've ran tests on this.
I tell were you dont want to be.
You dont want to be in a palm tree in a nuclear blast.
This i know.
or in like a rabbits cage .
By crouching under a school desk.
Remember kids.
Get down low and go go go.
No but Im sure They've ran tests on this.
I tell were you dont want to be.
You dont want to be in a palm tree in a nuclear blast.
This i know.
or in like a rabbits cage .
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@amandragon01
What about jim johns , 900 + drunk the coolaid.
No sorry , heaps of kids where forced .
But 100s of em.
Hundreds......... and they did this freely and willingly.
They had them little beliefie things also.
If anything, the apostles deaths wreaks of regularity.
Its like a pattern.
I think.
Do you think Jim new a little somefing ?
Getting ( SUCKED IN )
Falling for complete nonsense.
Happens.
I would of pretended to drink the coolaid and then just play dead.
I wouldn't have the balls to do that.
They'd be living it up now them lot .
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The animals don't really have a "do to others as to u" kind of thing hey.
He makes animals that run around killing others.
Soooooo
If god cared so so much about not doing bad to others as to yourself nonsense
He wouldn't make lions and tigers and bears.
Because
He made big scary don't give a fuck type animals.
Oh and butterflies and ponys.
Surly One couldn't Make a T-rex With not harming others in mind.
A mosquito to a trex. Deadly "animals"
But thats a different post.
What im trying to say is.
A Good guy with like good in him ,
would make butterflies, puffins , unicorns, and pound puppies.
And around every corner you run into one.
And the interaction makes your day.
No lions.
No tigers.
No bears.
Orrrrrrrrrrr.
Do to chicken as you would like done to yourself .
Do to moo cow .
Do get me started on they way we Torture seafood.
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Top 3. Sin removers
1. Being "born again" wipes one of every sin.
1. Being "born again" wipes one of every sin.
It provides one with a clean slate.
Knowing when to use this { 1 FREE BORN AGAIN } Is the key.
2. Confession booths.
3. And cash.
Jesus lovessssßsssssssssssssssss cash.
To name but a couple . Sin removers.
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One instantly thinks of rape.
When ya here the " do to others as to yourself, saying / phrase / script.
It definitely ain't ummmm, gender nute.
For starters.
I wouldn't urinate on women now would i. .
NO I WOULD NOT.
Why you ask. ?...
Because i wouldn't want a women urinating on me would i ?
WOULD I ?
No. Thats right.
i wouldn't.
I mean , That would be like so gross right ?
Getting pissed on by a chick.
Pffff
Esfyujk
Hang on where was i .
Oh Thats right.
The Do to others does have positive merit.
I think that its done much much more good then it has bad.
As like a saying kind of thing.
But its like a half of a story
Like . ( an eye for an eye) , but that seems to petain to like harming others.
Soooooooooo.
If you join the eye for eye saying along with the do onto others one.
And add a dash of the boy who cried wolf.
You'd have yourself a lesson.
But Im sure and almost positive that if I've never heard of that saying before , over time i would of picked up on it.
Like.
I would of felt that way.
We are Kind of lucky in a way that god put this rule and a few other good ones in his little book book thing that he did as to keep the christians in some kind of straight line.
Becauseeeeeeeeee
If that wasnt in the bible , christians wouldn't " practice " it .
They'd be freestyling it everywhere.
So um yeah.
Oh but thats only if its ment to be taken " literally " or not.
Its hard to tell sometimes.
If you take em all literally.
This will occur.
Now I dont root my nextdoor neighbors wife .
Never had, never would.
Butttttt.
Two doors down lives lizzy.
Harolds wife.
And Shes wild.
And this im ok to do , because.
she ain't me neighbors wife is she.
No ,, she is not
I just told you she lives a couple houses down the road.
However, in doing Harolds wife.
Harold is now free to do my misses.
Because of the ( do to others ) clause.
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Will it be
The Bus full of transexuals. ?
Or can the Bus full of christians singingthere way to the top.
Find out next on
☆☆☆☆☆ BEST GROUP SINGERS ☆☆☆☆☆
In a Bus edition.
There will be singing.
This i know.
The bus full of christians just wont stop singing, its like , eternal.
BUT never to be out did.
the Transexual.
They just will not lay down .
But in all seriousness less right.
If you think about it.
The trans community would be the best group to put forth against the might of the christians.
When it comes to ' GROUP SINGING ' the CHRISTIANS reign supreme.
They'd kick our arse. End of story.
Hot tip...
When we die .
Ive a feeling it may come down to ( group singing ) abilities.
Its just a hunch.
Its just a hunch.
Sure we are the smarter of the bunch.
The more knowledgeable, butttttttttt,
When it comes to like, group singing, we ain't got shit.
One happy birthday and two national anthems
Is welllllllllllllllllllllllll below the recommended annual intake.
keep this in mind .
And sing more.
Thats all
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Funny as Zed.
And thus why We or they i should say, decided to go with the ( BUS )
You know Not one person from the LGBT community wanted to " come in the Trojan "
Nut a one.
But this is probably a whole diffrent post hey.
So yeah, i found that strange too.
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As much as the busload of transexuals looks like a actual busload of transexuals, i doubt the christians are gonna fall for it.
Surly they aint that dumb.
Personally,
I think we should of went with the wooden horse idea.
But who knows hey ?
Im so figgen excited.
Let us now lie in wait.
Or is it , Lay in wait.
Oh and keep the required 1.5 meters away from each other as to stop us from layeing together.
Anyways. I don't have to remind you lot of that.
Good luck men..
' crouches behind a tuft of grass'
Pooooffff. Wtf .
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Ha.
Underwear Overthink
The old Under over.
I overfunked before when you mentioned undergarments Zed.
I tried not to.
But i did.
Twas a different type of thinking to the brother but.
mmmm.
Well , lets leave it at that.
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