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@zedvictor4
WE ALLLLLLL HAVE TO WEAR SEAT BELTS IN CARS.
( this feels to me like , a umm, a "governing body" are looking out for our saftey. ) good on em .
Give Credit fot that. Pats on the back all round.
Seatbelts save a phenomenal amount of lives full stop
Butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Also.
Everyone is allowed to ride Motorbikes.
Insta trust gone.
This " governing body " that has our safety in mind.
They showed good judgment.
Making it ILLEGAL to drive a car without a seatbelt.
But letting us ride motobikes that these days can travel cloes to, or if not greater than < the speed of light.
This handy however, for when you need to go somewhere at 300 kph .
Ive atleast 5 blokes i know ,that have died riding bikes.
3 funerals ive fucking attended.
When Cars and bikes go wrong.
Cars come off best
▪°•▪°•▪°• Motobike are accidents waiting to happen. •°▪•°▪•°▪
Fukkkkkkkkkkkkk, That someting my dad would say.
Now Repeat it.
Motobikes are a accident waiting to happen.
me on the other hand .
Well Im hip when it comes to motorcycles.
MOTORBIKES ARE FUCKING COOL. , the guys luv em and the chicks dig em.
' clicks fingers '
' slicks hair back '
CAN I GET A .
Ayyyyyyy.
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What about the opposite.
Like .
Instead of having 1 girlfriend, you have 4 .
Thus " attachment " divides.
It instantly releases
I was totally attachecd to girl #1
Then come girl #2 thus spending less time with #1
The along come # 3 and she was something.
She blew alllll the attachment involved with #1 and #2.
Buttttt.
Attachment started growing on the #3.
Out of the fear of full blown attachment.
Girl #4.
Girls #4 and #2 take down #3 attachment level and put it in a safe spot.
If u Equal out ya Time alotments. You can get ya attachie levels on a even keel
Keil .
Kelll .
I cant spell that .
You really have to have more then one , of everthing.
I can't see any bad in having 4 sets of parents.
Especially at Christmas.
But ummmn yeah.
Attachments for pussies.
Well its for the week .
Imagine having 4 good freinds .
Thats right . I said it.
4 good freinds.
I'm going a little over the top now.
No one has 4 good freinds
Attachment divides aslong as you add or multiply should i say.
A ÷ aslong as long as u ×
But
HANG THE FUCK ON .
Subtraction of Attachments.
Fuck thats alot to work out now.
Into "How they are subtracted"
Maybe its just.
You don't want MAIN attachments.
This goes on forever.
I m not getting attached to this anymore
Im gonna pass.
Good game.
Good game.
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I rushed home to my computer to remind you about ,
( not getting wet,)
( don't eat after midnight.)
Then at the last second i realized ,
Thats Mogwai.
Not Muslim.
Boy would of i been embarrassed.
100 hours of islam, taken orally.
A Muslim,
Talking about the positives from Mein kampf .
All Whilst sporting a star of david.
I Love that shit.
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@zedvictor4
Is that you dog Zed ?
His a nice little fella isnt he.
Jack Russell or a silky ?
He is a terrier, thay i know.
Thats why i didnt jump your side fence fhe other day.
We where talking about fight or flight and i was thinking, if i jump you fence and the little fella comes at me.
Well flight kicks in.
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The effects of doing 100 hours of islam.
The repercussions, side effects,
The conditioning before jumping in.
100 hours of Islam should be ok for the avrage joe .
But it shouldn't be takin lightly.
Ive been hearing alot about this ( FENTANAL )
Now you wouldn't think 100 hours of islam could contain any fentanal.?
And after looking more into it.
Thats correct. Fentanal and islam are two completely different things.
Just covering the bases .
Covering the basis.
What if i add Two mentos lollies to Islam and shake it up.
Again. Not connected.
I too like to live life dangerously .
Id just dive in head first and do 100 hours of islam.
Im sure you'll be right.
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@ponikshiy
I wouldn't think a AUDIO Book qurans work like real ones.
It would be difficult rocking back and forth listening to the quran.
im pretty sure you have to rock back and forth for the quran to work.
To become a Muslim you just go.
Bammmmmmmmmm, im a Muslim.
If someone asks you , your a Muslim.
The only religion you cant join in a blink is jewdaisum.
Do you have a wife ?
Im guessing when one tells the wife that they are becoming a Muslim , the wife replys.
Piss off you are you dickhead.
Shes going to visit her mom 101 hours .
You really would have to change your attitude.
I can't wait until you try
100 hours of scientology.
It is a Nice experiment but david.
Good luck.
Looking foward to ya data.
How good are you at Translating scriptures ?
Real, real, real real real real good like i bet.
1.3 billion are currently in the Top 10.
Can i put you down for a Top 10 scripture decipher erer.
What you need to do is join a half a dozen religious groups .
Most People say they love being in a religious group.
They can rattle of alllll the benifits.
Yet they are only in one.
Imagine something real real good and never joining two of em.
Imagine how moral you'd be if you were in 3 religious groups.
That would be .
1
2
3
Thats Triple.
You'd be triple moral.
Actully Hang on a sec ,
One religion
Two
Three religions
1,2,3
Yeah it is,
Triple moral.
And triple moral Is more moral then double moral and much more moral then single moral.
Its Oh so moral.
To combat this.
I'd make a rule were you cant have another god with me.
Id make that like the most important rule ever.
Uno
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@Stephen
Ha.
Anything back from Gary yet. Penny ?
Sometimes my arms bend backwards.
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Omniscient um yesssss.
Abortion, not sure.
His Beating around the bush.
Aka
A abortion
Well thats more of a beating around the stomach area but you know what i mean.
How often does he suggest you to talk with your parents about it.
I could make it crystal clear on if you can have an abortion or not in half a verse.
( if i knew )
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@Best.Korea
God knowing you've watched gay porn isn't half as bad as google knowing.
Google goes around telling others that you've watched gay porn.
God keeps it to himself. No third parties
Butttttttttt.
Google only knows that you've watched gay porn , it doesn't know what you did whilst watching gay porn .
Although it has good idea on what you were doing id say.
Google goes around telling others that you've watched gay porn.
God keeps it to himself. No third parties
Butttttttttt.
Google only knows that you've watched gay porn , it doesn't know what you did whilst watching gay porn .
Although it has good idea on what you were doing id say.
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Satan doesn't ask for cash like the good lord does.
Jesus wants 10% of your annual wage.
Satans happy with the occasional goat , cat or dog.
satan has a Quiji board he can talk to you on.
Jesus has got nothing.
To get rid of satan you can get an exorcism.
You don't need nothing to get rid of jesus .
Star
Cross
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Im guessing.
100 either side of mecca, they would have prayer catching nets.
Hitting mecca flush smack bang in the middle.
So like perfect hight and perfect direc .
Thats were ya wanna land em.
Do Wishing wells work ?
wishing well wishing seems a much more logical then a godly prayer .
You know what i mean ?
Im going to try one.
Then theres
Birthday cake candle wishing.
Upon a star wishing.
And prob heaps others .
Well we do know that.
Wishes are 47.5 times more powerful then a prayer.
Picture a wish traveling
And a prayer heading off .
For five seconds.
5
And a 4
And a3
And a 2
And1.
Stupid isn't it.
However we know that wishes travel 13 sometimes 14 times faster then prayer.
Its a fact, shhhh Just go with it.
So yeah .
When prayers and wishes collide .
The prayer evaporates, well it appers to .
Not 100 % sure yet.
The wish carries on. Thats 73% stronger.
Who the fuck just yelled out.
Wishes aint real . ?
Wishes are a fastrer , stronger, and much more powerful then prayer.
Can you send a prayer by a wish or vice versa ?
Of course ya cant you idiot.
Thats not how it works.
Hey do you reckon
If you Throw a gold coin in a wishing well and made a wish and the wish didn't come to be .
Do you think You'd continue doing it over and over for the rest of ya life. ?
Yet You guys have Prayed over 1000 times.
Way more then that.
I don't know what im trying to say , but can you see the comparison.
I put to you that.
Wishing well wishes WORK EXACTLY the same way as prayers do.
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They announce the winners within the first 3 mins after you die.
Imagine going to hell for eternity but not knowing what group won.
Thats hell.
Although Im pretty sure its the seventh day adventists.
Linning up with mecc mecc is easy with one of them science compass things.
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Instead of having 1 dog for 15 years .
I get a brand new puppy every year.
15 puppies is so much more rewarding then one.
Puppies are super cute hey.
Killing your 1 year old dog every year builds up your detachments levels.
Its a win win.
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When you Pray to jesus payer towards mecca and don't mention no names in your prayer.
If jesus isnt real allan will get it and he'd be none the wiser.
Picture praying to allah and it just being of target.
But only just.
Or
It skims of the wall and bounces away.
You know the noise a prayer makes skimming off a wall.
Dosssssssssssssss ting ting ting ting ting ting.
Praying to satan is right hand clockwise rubs on the belly into left hand pats on ya head hey ?
Or is it the other way. ?
Hey Any chance of Proving satans real or is that like proving god.
Beliving in two freaky things
God and satan .
A guesss on Other shit you belive in.
big foot. Casper. Man bear pig. Skinwalkers .
Santa
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Who do ya reckon would win in a street fight. ?
Lemm or Brother D.
The higher IQ ?
Lemm or D.
One of them lives in the family basement.
Lemm or D.
Biggest cock , cough , sniff.
Lemm or D.
Most money?
Lemm or D
Whos got the most. " Real life freinds *" ?
Lemm or D .
Who's more likely a serial killer.
Lemm or D
8 ball ?
Lemm or D .
Darts 501.
Lemm or D
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.,
Ok moving on .
Sword fight.
Lemm or D .
100 meter sprint.
Lemm or D.
Who'd cum first. ?
Lemm or D
So on .
* real life freinds are like .
The friends in the real life part of life.
You know .
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@Stephen
You thoughts on the never-ending number of people saying shit like.
Hes eys went black and it was like he was looking through me
Andddd,
He looked like the devil.
I find that interesting.
i think ive witnessed it 3 tims , maybe 2 occasion,
AND DEFINITELY on 1 occasion.
It only happens at certain times and alway pertains to umm, violent people or just violent incidents.
I think.
Also , your eyes dont move in the mirror.
Suppression.
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A better verse concerning abortion would be.
Roberto 34 : 48
Some mules and some donkeys ,
No
I mean most mule and donkey kick there feet back real real hard like when you walk behind them.
Nudge .
Nudge .
A winky.
Wink.
Hey darl?
Darl.
Whats this thing over here.
No just here.
Whats that.
Nooo, that.
Can you see it.
Fuck .
A lot of donks and mules kick
Not most.
Hey darl.
Come back over here again.
No here.
Right there.
So how you going .,
Stay still
' makes a loud scaey noise '
Pass.
May i suggest we. 'Build a flight of steep Stairs'
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You know that feeling you get when guardian angles are looking over you.,
My feeling thing must not be working probably.
I reckon it woulld take me over dozen times of Guardian angles looking over me .
To feel like ive got Gaurdian angle looking over me.
Hang on does that make sense.
Let me run a quick dio check on my feelings.
Happy , sad , hurt , tired.
So on .
Well they seem to be all good .
This knowing the feeling of guardian angles looking over you , is a sense hey.
Knowing the feeling of G A lookng over you.
I think im gonna pass.
He says .
He knows the feeling of g a lookin over you..
Nup .
I can't go past tha that.
I put to you that NO ONE, that has ever been or will ever be.
Has "felt" the " feeling " of Gaurdian angles looking over them.
He said this oh so casual.
Id be blown the fuck away that,
I felt Gaurdian angels looking over me.
Hey did i happen to mention . I once felt Gaurdian angles looking at me.
Im not fucking kidding man.
Feeling Gaurdian angels looking over you.
And
Feleling like a unicorn is near you and looking at you.
These " feeling " would have to be so close to each other.
I always get them two mixed up.
Unicorn near by feeling.
Mixed up with my.
Gaurdian ange6
Zeds been " hurting " my "feelings" alllll week.
I reckon his done gone messed up me feeling.
can you hurt other people's feelins .?
Im fucking getting pissed off now.
' deep breaths '
In through the nose., out throug the mouth.
At least the christians also have a book to go along with there proof.
The christians story on what happens after death sounds more believe then ya basic , ( near death experienceer )
I could give someone a near death experience.
I have.
I could do that for like $ 75.00 to $100 bucks.,
Look under your chair.
Thats right.
Everyone is getting a
●○●○●○●○ ADMIT 1 FREE , NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE. . ●○●○●○●○
Good luck with that.
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@Lemming
Don't lemm.
Think around it.
He isn't gonna turn up at your house.
Let it slide for a little bit longer.
Please man.
Harden the fuck up man.
Give it A LITTLE bit longer lemm.
You ain't that guy .
You ain't that guy.
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@Path2Paradise
Correct.
Hey P2P?
YOU.
ARE.
WELCOME.
ITS ALLLLLLL GOOD MAN.
SERIOUSLY.
NO WORRIES.
Good game.
Good game.
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I like the fist part , and how unusually clear it is hey.
Then the curse starts, it gets dark.
With the Whom miscarry. And a abdomen swell .
Imagine A 16 female Reading this back in the days.
Thats scary as fuck hey. ?
I wouldn't chance it.
Sleeping with another man.
On the back of that alone.
Curses Swells and misses.
Risky
Butttttt,
When it comes to being pregnant, .
allllllllll and any of these extra worries and uneasiness put on a pregnant person is almost forcing an abortion, in the form of amiscarriage
If god wrote a book , he'd of warn us of this.
Unfortunately hundreds of years would pass before we realize that
Stress and pregnancy don't fucking work.
It doesn't say nothing about abortting.
But can see a way of wording one.
With the body swellings .
And the trouble you get into for fucking another dude.
The shunning.
And or.
A stoning.
Hopefully you dont have a brother.
Litte girl Muslim should start groming there brothers early as possible.
Make them not ever ever drop a lump of concrete fair on ya face.
Play non rock throwing skill based games.
OH THATS THE HOLY BIBLE VERSES HEY.
My bad.
That reads like Muslim scripts .
sometimes i forget that the christians are vile and ruthless folk.
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Well men invent the religions.
Sooooo ummm . You'd expect it to be bias.
In short it reads .
Don't fuck your husbands freinds.
Dont talk about you husbands 2.6 inch cock to anyone.
Just ummm , do as your fucking told.
Also
Don't talk about your husbands 3.7 inch cock.
So on and so on.
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
ITS OBVIOUS THAT WOMEN PLAYED NO MAJOR PART IN MAKING UP RELIGIONS.
TO THE WOMEN.
' tips hat '
TO MUMS.
The only thing that comes cloes to the description of god .
' tips hat '
Can i get a amen.?
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Now to get this consent.
' Hey darl.' You call for your wife.
' Darl '
You ask her .
What does this say here. ?
Your Wife goes.
Amen, so be it.
You get you recording device closer
It says what darl ?
A little angered by this
She says now in a nice loud voice.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Amen, so be it. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I snicker to myself like Muttley.
She hears
Did you want something else.
I reply .
No darl.
Hey darl i go.
She goes what .
I luv ya.
Love you to babe.
Stupid fukin slut.
Was a mere thought.
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@FLRW
You didn't fall for it did you FL
You know im not one of them actual god things dont you .?
I really thaught i caught you then.
I loosened my fucking drag to much .
I new the very second you got off the line then.
Upgrade needed
Your a top 10 fish around here.
Very well played.
Very well played indeed.
Ive 18 pound braid now
And size 22 long shanks.
So As much as a nibble my friend you will be caught,
' Casts '
' tightens drag '
' half whined '
Hey FLRW.
FL
Hey FL
' full whined '
Can i get that 3 didgit number on the back of you card now please ?
What sort of card is it again ?
' tightens drag '
' checks drag '
' losens drag '
' checks drag'
' Tightens drag '
'2 quick winds'
Could you send me front and back pics of a couple of your bank cards
Thanks for this FLRW
Oh im that god guy remember.
Yeah thats me.
Oh fish ,oh fishy
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Wholy fuck stephen.
You set that mutha fucking scene.
I wanna watch it first.
Beford i do ill put my prediction in.
Im gonna go
Miss White .
In the Kitchen.
With the candle stick.
Wish me luck.
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@FLRW
Ship it.
I will also except
size 8 women .
Must have teeth.
I could get use to this.
Then the next level god hits.
Now I dont know why buttt.
I'm going to need you FLRW to write some shit down for me.
Its a odd feeling .
I feel like i need to put a book out.
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Yeah its god again.
Just checking when ill recive my cash .
And FL remember one thing for me can you?
Remember. , i Love you.
For fuck sake man .
FLRW.
Cash man ?
You are going to the shops hey?
Pleaes hurry .
Im Dying
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@FLRW
Although.
Ummm,
Cough, cough.
I AM INFACT A GOD.
Sorry to have to do this FL buttttt.
I gonna need you to send cash.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I told you i was god right?
Yeah so umm, it is unfortunate that i need a little spending cash .
And i will take note of this
God says pop on down to the store and buy a $500 gift voucher.
BE SWIFT MY CHILD .
Ummm,
Cough, cough.
I AM INFACT A GOD.
Sorry to have to do this FL buttttt.
I gonna need you to send cash.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I told you i was god right?
Yeah so umm, it is unfortunate that i need a little spending cash .
And i will take note of this
God says pop on down to the store and buy a $500 gift voucher.
BE SWIFT MY CHILD .
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@FLRW
No.
FLRW
Mum say im special that i know , but umm yeah , im not god.
Id would of set fire to all of it ages ago if i was.
I bet you want me to prove im not.
Fuvk i dunno.
Just belive me.
Im not god.
I promise man.
Jsowddksowomfk. Dkkrksmd
Although. , Sometimes i type in tounge.
And sleep.
And when i count to three you will forget everthing about this post.
1
2
3
Wake.
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@Best.Korea
The last thing we don't wanna do is. rush them.
I'd hate to be the reason why a piece of everdence has been brushed over.
So its with this im happy to announce.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ TIME EXTENTION. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
This time extention has been awarded to the theists .
It allows theist 5000 more years from today in wich the have to prove god.
All you have to do is show the god thing to us.
Maybe a question or two .
But yeah, just give us a quick look at him.
Thats all ya gotta do.
Do ya reckon we could wrap it up in under 5 thou.
I almost belive the atheists could prove god doesn't exist before them.
Do you think they could wave the white flag in 5000 years and hand the win over to the Atheists.
In 5000 when they come to the table with 5000 more years of no proof .
We will add all that up .
And offer a further time extension.
Just in case.
Remember. We don't want to push them.
A further 1000 years will be added.
Picture how busy they allllll are compiling alllllllllll the bits and pieces.
Picture the large number of post sticks in a building.
The toast with jesus on it is in there.
So so much stuff they must have.
Good luck guys .
DO NOT LET US RUSH YOU .
Take your time.
WANKERS
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Its 180,000 years ago.
ya mum dies.
Any thoughts on What we do. ?
Who believes they can enter into them two holes on your face ?
A chuckle is heard.
Who said that ?
John.
Time magazine 180,000 years ago.
John , front cover.
He also receives a mention a 180 ,000 ago Neo - geo.
Thats before the neo-geo with the African ladies boobs.
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When you die you want to be put / buried in the BIGGEST MOST BEAUTIFULIST
GRAVE.
You won't this grave to STAND OUT.
IT HAS TO BE BIG.
IT HAS TO BE BIG.
Hey Maybe a few of you guys can start working on my grave.
Only if you feel like it.
IMAGINE HAVING THE BIGGEST GRAVE EVER.
I could probably die now in knowing that.
Its amazing peoples of our pasts haven't gone " over the top " in resting spots.
Ha.ha.
Big graves .
BIG MUTHA FUCKING GRAVES IS WHERE ITS AT.
ITS
The pinical of the pissing comp.
What if not one person visits your grave.
Whats ya emotions on that.
Ha.
Yeah , yeah.
You'd be so sad right.
It would so suck.
Youd get Lonely.
●■●■●■●■●■●■●■●■●■
WARNING. WARNING WARNING.
You shouldn't think about that like that,
Its hard i know butttttt.
Ya don't know what happens wen ya dead.
Getting sad because know one visits you grave.
Picture
A llittle bidy tiny grave.
Just a plaque on a wall.
Or
MUTHA FUCKING BIG DICK MANSION SIZE PLACES OF REST.
I mean , if its up to you.
Youd be in a coffe tin right?
Your thinking is messed up if your think that Getting cremated doesn't hurt REAL REAL BAD
They burn you to mere ashes.
That would be so painful right.?
Ouch.
So thats .
Burn me to pure ash and put me in a tin.
Thats fuckin easy done.
I could do it in me back yard if ya want .
No cost.
No.. no cost.
If all ya want me to do is turn you to ash mate , it won't take much will it .
A afternoon at the most.
Go on get in.
You bloody monkey
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By changing the meaning of things in the book , i mean like.
What if i said to you.
Up there baldy. ?
Then i went on and told you about 40 bears mauling a group of kids .
Youd say .
What the fuck are you on about right.
Id answer .
Actually um, im not sure myself on that .
maybe that was a bad example.
Let me start again.
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I know another guy whom promises over the top luxurious extravagance.
Of such
Such beauty.
Cost.
No real money needed.
Ill tell you how yo act for the rest of your life .
You just do as i ask.
Easy.
Easy.
The dead person is the only one reciving the payout.
That sounds like a better way of pulling off a scam.
But Surly people wont fall for that.
It currently has 4 billion maybe even more . Maybe ovef half the entire world population currently have fallen for it.
Fuck off.
Im not kidding.
Can you write the book.
No.
You want to add to the book.
No no.
Can you change the meanings of the things in the book.
Well funny you should say that because.
It just so happens , it was writen with that in mind.
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Idea for a business #29,360
If people give me a certain amount of cash monthly.
I , can promise them , that when they die .
I will pay for there grave site.
People will be happy with something like that right .?
A better idea.
Ill offer insurance.
On there life.
Harr.
This means they only get the money after they die.
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.
But i won't give it to em .
They will be none the wiser.
So its there word against mine.
Chuckle chuckle
Its not going to work is it.
Well What if we shake on it.
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Well it just so happens i have purchased my loved ones FINE , BIG , AND EXPENSIVE Ummm, LAVISH BLOODY GRAVE PLOTS.
BEAUTIFUL LOCATION.
IT JUST BEAUTIFUL,
Ive promised this to them .
Ive showed them the place.
Blah blah , so on and so on.
Long story short.
I ain't got these plots.
So its going to be , the cheapest cremation package, and ill find a place for a Bag of ash .
In a tin , in the very top of my cupboard.
Sooooooooo.
This is very nice of me to do that for them hey ?
Im a good guy right. ?
Its a good moral gesture.
You can't say .
You should respect the dead .
Orr
Orr.
You will get bad karma, you know the carma thing they talk about.
Get fucked.
Oh no .
Actually
I may very well have a coincidence
A conchence.
I felt something right.
I forgot about the
Respect a dying persons wishes clause .
I may very well fall for that.
Arrrrrrrrrrr.
Im week hey.
if a loved one had jewelry they wanted to be buried with.
Again
I would be a pussy and fall for it , i wouldn't take it for myself .
But i should.
Arrrr i can't stand it.
Please make the good go away.
Again long story short.
If you guys could im gonna have you look under your seats.
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YES
ALL YOU GUYS ARE GETTIN THE BEST GRAVE SITE EVER.
NO EXPENSES SPARED.
SO LAVISH.
CONGRATULATIONS GUYS .
YOU DESERVE THIS.
' cackle '
He, he , he.
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Picture the BIGGEST most beautiful grave in a cemetery, the one that are like half the size of a house.
Well there lies
▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ MARY MCDONALD ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪
She was 69 when she died .
And according to the grave , this was 81 years ago.
Her casket bigger and more comfortable then your bed.
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ MAX " BLOODY " MAXWELL ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
His body has never been found , a shopping center was built on top of where he lay.
This happened 73 years ago
And he was 37 at the time.
○○○○○○○○ Deborah Debbie Denson ○○○○○○○○○
the freshest grave in the yard .
She died 3 weeks ago of a fentanal overdose.
Aged 48.
Pine box basic burial.
Much loved much missed.
Blah blah , so on and so on.
NOW THE QUESTION.
We are looking for the diffrence. Out of these 3 folks here.
Who's the most comfortable ?
Well whom might you think is the most comfortable ?
Whos the most used to being dead ?
Are they happy ?
And other shit like that.
You cant even begin to start thinking whwt you should take into consideration.
Surly you cant go.
Well mary is happy
Max is restless
Debbie is scared and not use to this change at all.
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One transexual doesn't go to the Vatican.
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If they come right out and say.
BOLO
For a transeeeee
and before you get through reading the word transexual.
You tell the cop to go to DENNYS.
Its that bloody gay bar trans place in the city.
Transexuals have to ALWAYS go to Transexual places.
They have to.
Its a fact in the case.
The cop fires back with , they dont have to go to transexual " meeting points "
' stares right in his eyes '
I then just walked away from him.
Im not gonna talk with no ignorant mother fucker like that.
Telling me transexuals dont have to meet at transexual meeting places.
He must obviously thinks one person singularly lives life as a transexual and hasn't even really talked with another one.
I tell the cop to pull his head in, this aint no cattle train.
' un mutes music'
Its raining men ( spell check ) its raining men , amen
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Picture a missing person poster of a transexual.
Awkward. Awkward.
Ummmm.
Areeeeee.
What about this picture ?
No , I think this picture,
Or these pictures
Next thing you know you have one missing person poster looking for two people. One male and One female.
So you are looking for a couple .
Noooooo.
Actually, does it double the chance of being found .
Keep a look out for a person thats a master of disguise.
You get shown some papers
Keep a look out for a person that looks like this.
Or they may look like this.
Or this.
Or this.
You instantly think this guy must be like a spy.
They will never find em.
If he isn't a spy , its safe to say his trying to hide something.
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They never made it.
The bus blew a tranny on the way there.
I put out a BOLO
Look out for a bus full of blokes.
I mean women.
No, no i mean a bus full of blokes that look like women.
No
A bus full of ugly women, that are infact men. ?
No?
Cancel that BOLO.
Copy that ten four.
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Jesus is dead, get over it.
No but um.
For "something" to have an "existence" it must of "existed"
So ya need to start at the "start"
Did this " god" thing ever "exist" ?
Once you get to this point
We can start the SPECULATION ummm, process.
AkA, the fun part.
Its speculation time.
Its speculation time.
Doing the speculation dance.
S,sssssss
P, pppppp
E,eeeee
C,cccc
Dance dance dance dance dance.
Spec dance , spec dance , your my spec dance.
Baby we ca spec you late.
Im not gonna debate god anymore ,
not when i can spend my time here in
SPECULATION LAND.
And we wish to welcome you to speculation land.
Lar lar la lar lar la la la.
' Snaps out of it. '
What the ?
Where was i.
Thats right. Debates on gods existence.
Yeah um, we don't debate the existence of god on this site. its a given.
As a atheist on site. We alllll know god exists.
And get this , we even know.
He did The book too.
Yep.
I forget who it was, but the god thing was proven real a while ago.
OTS , On This Site. They did well.
And we've all seen the slice of toast with jesus on it.
Soooooooo, its good.
End of story.
Otherwise we'd be still at.
^^^^^^ PROVE GOD EXISTS. ^^^^^^^
Then we would just sit in absolute silence.
Shh.
Sh
If Someone chimes in with . Shhhhhhhh
and trys saying god did , shhhhh.
Or god did tha .m
Shhh
Stop.
Stop it.
We simply point to the question above , the prove god exists.
We bring thd pointer finger up to the lips and,
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhh, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But its not like that.
We ( the rest )
would like to take a minute to congratulate the theists for the fine arsed, proof finding skills of proven god exists.
We tried our bestest saying NO , god doesn't exist.
We tried putting our foot down on the subject.
We faught a good fight.
They got us, they got us god.
But then they said he does exist.
Sooooo
Very well played indeed.
We know when we are beat.
So um yeah ,
' kicks dirt '
Its given.
GO DOES EXIST.
And Now weve a
Religion forum / philosophy forum / miscellaneous forum.
AKA. Religion forum.
I hope you get that.
Oh and To the theists.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
Not a problem at alllll,
Its all good guys.
Its ok.
Its perfectly fine.
Good game.
Good game.
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I can't man.
' deep breaths '
Fuckkkkkkkkk.
Azxvujffh
Try beating ◇◇◇◇ 3 mins 25 sec. ◇◇◇◇
Thank you.
Thanks.
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Current price of Ambergris.
Hummmm, interesting.
Cough,
Ipecac.
Cough, cough.
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Harpoons at the ready.
Any Thoughts on the Japanese .
You guys hate them hey.
Or am I getting wales mkxed up with wales.
Invent joke about sperm and wales
What do they call fat chicks in wales .
Oh and your flag .
Its gay as .
Its gayer then Spermwhales
Blowhards.
Stop blubbering
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@zedvictor4
And you did this at a weekly cost of ,
Threepence was it Zed .
Actually, The currency in wales are like gadarba dorts aint they. ?
Or is it glibidy glops.
Whacky doddles. ?
No . It was Potatoes hey zed .
You payed in cold hard potatoes.
wales is like a religious group but isnt it .
Im sure Moby dick was once president.
Apart from Cpt ahab , i dont know anyone else thats lived in wales.
How do you circumcise a whale.
Four skin divers.
Hey Zed.
Any chance you teach me how to be racist to your type.,
As you seem to havd being racest to me down pat.
Actually dont bother.
Consider yourself on report.
Youve said some pretty harsh stuff about , downunder.
You've offended.me .
Why do you think i threatened to come around and smash all your windows last week.,?
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HANG ON.
You've seen the God thing but hey ?
Guys.
GET FUCKED.
You've never seen A god thing have you. ?
Fellas.
Please dont tell me.
Fuck.
You sick pysicopathic bastards.
Ya just picking and going with it.
And ya going with it, FOR LIFE.
Beliving in a god looks and sounds sane.
Then for reason unknown
you go and join .
Christian Group #493
Why the fuck didn't you join Christian group / denom # 1,743
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Biggest mistake for Christianity was limiting selves to a mere 30,000 diffrent types.
I would of made up one million types.
Keep in mind.
Christians denom/ Type # 395
And
Chistians denom / type # 15,349
aint got a single thing to do with one another.
Chalk and fucking cheese.
For them to seize within a dozen year from each other would be a one in billion shot.
On the othet side of the fence.
We've
Muslim denom/ group #1.
@
Muslim denom/ group #2.
Group# 2 will last for as long as Group / denom #1 says its allowed to. .
So thats like one Muslim.
Wow.
We all know what happens when youve only one religion to choose from one
What a fucking selling point hey ?
Or .
Join the Christians and lottery it up.
pick the correct # ( between 1 and 10,000 )
'Drum rollllll.'
Add ' clown music '
Andddddddd.
A Seventh day adventist it is.
Ha. Thats a fucking gay bunch right there.
Good luck with that.
Now do what it adks of you for like.
Shit i dunno
Like the rest of your entire life.
And goooo. .
Ya started.
You know whats got ya here but.
You believed in a god thing .
Now Ya gonna have to join a group now unfortunately.
No, no no.
Ya cant just say you belive in god ya fuckhead.
What group is it gonna be ?
I mean ,
It makes sense right ?
Sense
God never once told you your group did he. ?
Back in ya groups
I repeat.
GET BACK IN YA GROUPS
Fucking WANKERS.
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@Stephen
I dont wanna say Chunks,
but im talking meat. A decent bit.
Off a Around 7 month old jesus.
For fuck sake you are making feel like some kind of sicko now.
I Just wanna a taste.
Lets tell stories about terrible teen jesus.
Pre puberty,
What we know most about teenage age jesus is.
Ummm.
Well.
Nice.
And Also.
Interesting.
Then there is Ye at 33.
We could assume shit jesus use to do.
He fished .
Carpentered . I mean he was a carpenter.
Not very popular with the ladies .
His father left him a such a young age hey. ?
No i said. his father.
Father.
For fuck sake.
Actully
From the age of 1
To
The age of 33.
Id like to insert. ( Elliott Rodgers manifest )
Har.
He.
A Distinguished gent.
Yes
Magnificent.
Correct.
Dying at the age of 33 knowing you had a good 900 plus years left to live must suck.
You would feel so sorry for youself.
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I wouldn't eat a whole baby jesus.
I only really wanted like a couple of slices of him.
A taste you know.
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I always fall for bots .
Bots seem to like me.
I once found myself in a year long love affair with a bot.
A real fucking cute bot.
Hey Imagine if there was one of these little Bot Bots in this here , Forum, Religion.
We are that close around here that You guys would abmit to being a bot if you where a bot hey. ? So would.
Imagine finding out one day 5 years into a relationship , that a sibling of yours and two cousins , are actually nothing more then,
☆☆☆☆ PRO BOTS 7900cs. ☆☆☆☆¿
Their like the basic ones.
Oh. They come with a little extra ram but they are now obsolete.
You fall in LOVE with THESE GUYS .
There your blood relations, they are your family.
You cared for them .
And Allllll this time They really thought nothing more then. 1001011011000101100011000000110. About you.
And one of thought you were 100011011010010110
1001111010.
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ You got bot. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
New rule .
Religion forum # 2719
If you are a bot you gotta say your a bot.
Otherwise its Inbotament ,
i mean entrapment.
Or don't you believe in bots.
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