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@RoderickSpode
Slow down Ace.
How could you ever think that, This " creator " not attached to any religion.
deals with people after they die.
Thats friggen odd dude. It sounds bonkers.
Its a WILD accusations.
And not needed.
Thats to say a "creator" thats one " not attached to any religion" has something to do with people after they die.
Actully .
I think i know were you got this idea of a creator " from no religion " having dealing with people after they die.
Your comparing a creator from no religion with a creator from a religion.
Yeah These are TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS.
Or are they ?
Butttttt.
Its the "dealing" with people after they are dead part that is most important here.
For this is where the fear lays.
Or Lies..
Same thing really.
I highly doubt there is a creator , ( a wild accusation )
But if there is.
There may be a " something " that deals with you when you die kind of guy.
It coukd be Like a judge maybe.
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Its only illegal if you get caught.
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@Best.Korea
+1
Nice post man.
You got a great ( RANT control. )
You can here it hitting the limiter throughout your intire post.
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Who could EVER possibly guess what it is that they might make there god tell them next.
Scary fucking dudes man.
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Question number 1.
Tick correct box.
Are you.
1 □ A christian.
2 □ A Muslim.
3 □ No religious affiliations
If you tick 1 or 2 . Please turn to page 30.
Page 30 READS.
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You didn't see your wife pull up in a car behind you andddddd,
You hit her.
Orrrrrrrrr
If she is assulting you.
Oh
Orrrrrr
Your playing blackjack with your wife and she has a 4 and a 5
She says .
Hit me.
Thats asking for it.
Playing a video game with your wife.
A Pillow fight.
You can hit her real real lightly.
Playing sports .
Tennis or baseball .
You can hit your wife.
Battle ships.
D 4.
Thats a. HIT.
You can also hit your wife,
In your sleep.
But my fave way of hitting ones wife.
A piñata mishap.
You can hit your wife with a stick infront of everyone and they'll all say and think. shes a dumbass for standing there.
What im trying to say is.
Accidentally.
You can Accidentally hit your wife.
Accidentally on purpose ?
No buttttt,
yes.
Nudge nudge.
Wink wink.
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The thing I've noticed about christians is.
The christian females seem to be very well mannered can i say.
I mean sure sure they cant do, ( half as much ? )
That a male christian can do buttttttttt.
But.
But.
Fffffffff
Arhhghhhhh
Don't do it deb.
drop it.
Don't start.
' deep breaths '
In through the nose and out through the mouth.
Rant diverted.
' cough '
' spits'
Now Where was i.
O yeah.
The female christians seem nice.
Can i say that?
Imagine having a full set of religious wives.
Mmmmm.
Actually , im gunna pass..
PASS.
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And he collects the $200 for passing GO.
Nice.
Nice.
Hey.
How many religions into how many religious groups can you join in like
( 2 mins. )
Not meaning to boast or nothing buttttt
I can join allllll the main religions Apart from judo.
Jewdaisum.
In mere seconds.
Then i start joining multi denominations.
Again , in seconds.
I join em all.
Like bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Being a member of 1000 + religious groups is way betterer then 1 .
Its like .
1000 times better.
If gods where smart.
They'd have a "rule" of sorts thats stops you from putting another god like,. shit IDK
Like Higher then them.
Id Make it like , one of the main rules.
A #5 rule maybe.
Or better.
Oh. Hang on .
U Got me.
VERY WELL PLAYED CHRISTIANS.
Very well played.
Thats a Point to you guys right there.
You knew sneaky little bastards will join a religious group and feel good from it. So they will join a half a dozen more .
Ya cant and could never have this.
Introducing.
The commandment series of rules.
And a fine series they where.
The limited number makes em oh so impotantay.
Why Atheists even follow the 10 comandments.
Good game.
Good game.
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DKO
A double knockout.
Ok
So When a Christian and Atheists both collect with a strong enough blow to one anothers head reign,
they both instantly turn Agnostic.
Well i think thats how it works.
Orrrrrrr
Is it the nuances caused by the Christianity and the atheism that gives birth to baby little agnostics.
So fucking cute.
Ouch , he bit me.
Hey Guys .
Gives . AGNOSTIC . hand symbols.
Hey Do you think they will ever know that alllllll the atheists on this site are stone cold AGNOSTICS.
Oh shit
Shhhhh.
Shut up , ok sorry .
Ill stop now.
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A weedy little atheist.
V
A massive mean looking christian.
Rnd 1
FIGHT.
The christian starts coming at the atheist.
The atheist goes straight into the fetal pos. And begins saying .
No dont
Dont .
God wouldn't want you to do this.
Please, please don't.
Then
Rattle of a john 13 :7 or a mark and a mattew. 66 : 21
And keep saying
Love thu neighbor.
Love thu neighbors
The christian is ALWAYS GONNA fall for this ,
He eases off.
Then ya spring to life .
kick him right in the dick and run.
Thats a flawless vic right there.
SUCKERS.
Always b falling for shit.
Or
Get em while their praying.
They'll never see it coming.
Orrrr
Imagin a building FULL of christians.
Aint no building full of atheists.
Can i say the word
Granades .?
Prob not hey?
But you get the point.
I know where you are this Sunday
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You guys dont know how lucky you are.
Lucky that the flying spaghetti monster didn't get
DARRELL to write down shit for him.
Like ummm.
Shit idk
Like.
All Atheists should Kill all christians . So on and so on.
And followe it up with.
ghost dont walk backward in the colour circle 6.
Or
Or
LUCKY The FSM didn't say a sigle fucking thing to like BRETT.
In regards to.
Write down ( same religious relationships are not permitted )
And also.
Purple monkey dishwasher.
Please just know. And like, note.
THATTTTT
We fucking could of had the flying spag mon talking .
We could of had he talking real fucking easy like.
If the FSM say anything . We the atheists will do.
We are at the ready.
And we follow it. To the f ing word.
Even if it is purple monkey what was it.
Dishwasher.
Oh Unlesssssssssssss. If its one of them ones that we don't take literally.
You know what i mean right ?
Yep, one of them ones.
But WE FOLLOW.
Follow to the death.m
SOOOOOOOOO.
For not making shit talk .
YOU
ARE
MOTHER
FUCKING
WELL
COME.
Good game
Good game
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Christian women.
V
Atheist women .
Rd 1
FIGHT.
I See this as a one sided fight.
As Atheist women come from fucking apes.
Christian women come from ( man and or rib of man. ) isn't it.
Now ill tell ya were this christian man come from.
Fucking nice guess mate.
Good old Spit dirt man
V
GREAT APE.
So Fucking bring it.
Sonic boom.
There has never been a tough guy Clay .
They Clay man turned into a Muslim thing.
Ps.
My fingers were crossed dick head.
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@zedvictor4
1000 years of weekly meetings
We'd end up having sex together , this i know.
We could follow the teachings of the ( NG ) thats Neo geo books.
Actually, that will take up time that we could be fucking.
Group singing
Group sinning
Group storytelling
Group sex
Wed be a group.
As the " atheist" , thats mean we'd have to shave our heads.
And then there's the swastikas , and cock and nipple piercing.
And then getting sworn in to the atheists.
I will not say it out loud butttt.
We good.
Gives atheists gang hand symbol.
Oh and our atheist song chant thing that we do .
Give me a A
Give me a theist
Then wat u got
Gooooooo. Atheists.
Respect.
Can i get a . Argirls.
Fucken stupid group wed be.
Butttttt.
If they can speak nonsense
Nonsense it is.
Im fluent in nonsense .
Good day atheists.
Dont forget about what we are going to do.
And our Atheists women .
Hummmmmm, any sanctions?
Nope.
Rubble rubble rubble.
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@Best.Korea
See if you can get atheists to sell you their souls BK.
It does feel a little funny selling your soul.
Especially the knowing we haven't got one.
Also
Ask atheists about being hypnotized.
I feel uncomfortable as with that subject .
Don't tell the theists but.
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Id go with
The top 10 countries of atheist not including the ( SUPERSTITIOUS ) ones.
I doubt a Chinese person could smash a mirror and feel ok with it.
So thats the very start of that mind set.
But thats another post.
At my work i set up a obstacle course of bad superstitious stuff and my mates wimped out.
Under the laders breaking a mirror, on to the opening up of umbrellas inside , shoes on the table. Spilling salt.
It was soooooo figgen funny.
They wouldn't even sell me their souls .
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God use to get the christians going door to door killing people.
Today the same god doesn't push this.
It seem our little law systems things we made up.
Has ummmm, has curved god .
Its bloody shaped him.
Thats pretty fucking week man.
Or are the "teachings" diffrent these days.
I guess 1000 more years more meetings should clear shit up.
And ill just grab $5 bucks from ya.
Nah.
Ya cant do god in like a 3 week course.
For $78.00
He gave the book to the atheists to. .
Its for all
Apparently we are his children.
So yeah , thats cool.
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Christians have meetings at a clubhouse.
And the meetings differ on bad stuff.
Sunday service
To
Like when the " special few " meet in the forest at 3.00 am on the first Wednesday in June.
But they've been doing weekly meetings for atlest the last 1000 years anddddddd, if you go to church today , its like the first meeting .
What im trying to say is.
They've wasted 1000 years of meeting up.
Simple as that.
So they aint teaching.
Im not saying the atheists should be meeting up weekly.
But if we did.
If we did.
I cant help but feel.
In 1000 years of meetings
We wouldn't be still reading one fucken book.
It would be more constructive is what im saying.
Now for fun .
Imagin A Hieracy of atheists.
What would we call some of the high up ones.?
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@zedvictor4
Zed 21 : 17 . We would always pick the right group even if it was the wrong group.
That sentence pretty much wraps everything up.
Im happy with that zed.
Its beautiful.
Andddd,
Moving on.
Next.
I still cant fathom one "starting" Beliving in god
Having something to do with
Joining a religious group.
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Lets say ya kidnappe 5 kids.
Torture them to death
and then eat them .
Wellllllll.
When you die ,
You will " face "/ experience the same thing as the kids you eat.
Same as everyone else.
From Everyyyyyyy religion .
For Everyyyyyyy single person.
What im trying to say is .
Eating 5 kids in your life , has no effect on what happens after ya die.
( i suspect )
Well it seems more ummmm , sensible that it " works " like that.
Unfortunate sounding yes.
But its real real hard thinking that diffrent stuff happens to TREVOR when he dies , then what happens to RACHELLE.
To the user.
being buried after ya die is
EXACTLY THE SAME AS
Being cremated.
Now that doesn't sound right does it.
Buttttt.
But.
Ya have to think it works that way hey ?
Anyway enough about death.
Christians.
What I've noticed with christians is.
They dont ever say what type they are,
You have to ask and push that point.
Strange right?
Its almost like " christians " believe theres only like 2 maybe 3 diffrent types of "Christians "
Why there has to be more then ( one full dozen ) diffrent types of Christians.
Thats 12.
12 diff type of Christian.
Actually,
Let me quickly google that .
Hey google.
I fucking said.
Hey mother fucken google.
How many different types of Christians are there. ?
Answer. = ( makes a total mockery of Christianity )
So lets say 100.
Yes you heard correct.
Thats ovef 100 diffrent types of Christians.
Thats fucken crazy right. ?
Out of respect. ( please do not type up the real approximate answer guys )
With 100 different types of Christians.
It aint at all cool saying ,
( im a Christian ) , then stop talking.
It feels like you guys want to avoid being a " specific " type.
For You are just , Christian.
Yeah .
Your a Christian.
If you dont elaborate.
I get to choose what type of christian you are.
I alwayssssss choose . The Jehovah witness christians.
Aka .
A Christian.
Fair?
Totally fair.
I do however like the sound of
There are currently.
2 billion Christians.
1 .8 billion Muslims.
Why you sly fucken dogs.
Very well played "christians"
To the " christians "
One big old group.
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The first thing, i think that should be mentioned about. ( Pascals Wager ) is.,
(;Pascal wage ) would be a good name for a chocolate bar.
Can i please have.
One Mars bar
3. Milky ways .
1 . Crunchy .
And a Pascal wager please.
Imagine playing your "Pas Wag " "card"
And like,,,,, Fucking nailing it.
Thats picking the one true correct religious group.
On like a mere un edjuamacataled guess.
Or even , using A "lucky guess " and ACTUALLY Picking the correct one.
Or
Picking one out of a hat
Imagine getting a show of hands from theists that are currently in the correct religious group.
( 100% ya reckon )
99% of allllllllll theists are currently in the correct religious group.
awsome stat that hey. ?
These religious nuts are using somethong greatter then this (pascal wager) thing.
T
Ok Im just gonna say it.
ALL THEIEST ARE GGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS.
So
Why wager, when we can have the theists show us our correct groups.
SO WE ASK OF UMMMM,
THEISTS.
Hey THEISTS
CAN YOU HELP ME AND THE OTHER ATHEIST , ON WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP WE ARE FROM.
PLEASE GUYS.
OR
PLEASE
TEACH US,
TEACH US HALF WITTED ATHEISTS ON PICKING THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP.
AS WE ARE BUT POOR PICKERS OF RELIGIONS INTO RELIGIOUS GROUPS.
If there was only like 100 religious groups .
Id still feel a tad bit uncomfortable with picking , and knowing that religious group # 36 is in fact the real correct religious group.
Dont ask me why.
Im not that smart i guess.
I highly doubt i could successfully pick that one correct ,
true religious group.
Please Feel free to make fun of the atheists and there poor poor correct religious group picking skills.
Say to us like.
The atheists are that daft that .
If there was only 15 religious group in the world.
They'd still have trouble picking the CORRECT ONE.
LIKE.
REALLY GIVE IT TO US GUYS.
Wankers.
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Its hard implementing , FEAR GOD.
Because like , im not really that scared about it all.
I can however, FEAR REAL SHIT.
REAL SHIT LIKE UMMMM.
shit IDK
Somthing like a bear maybe.
Or even 40 Bears.
Yeah 40 bears.
Id fear 40 BEARS.
40 bears , is like a real life thing.
gods aint of a real life substance.
Well would i fear 40 gods then .
Nope.
Same shit.
Ps.
Anal fucking . Bum bums
The above ps Subliminal text is for Zed eyes only.
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Oh crap .
I forgot to go back to being a atheist after i was being a Christian just before.
So
Thats.
1 ,2.
Thats over half a day today that i was a Christian.
Crazy right ?
Im so Lucky the wind didn't change hey.
Imagine being stuck as christian.
But as ive mentioned before, ' I TOO LIKE TO LIVE LIFE DANGEROUSLY '
So without a second to spare.
Poof.
Anddddddddddd , now i am not a Christian any more.
And I think I'll spend the rest of the day out as a, ( anti theist. )
' shows license ' Its fucken locked in.
YA probably now th8nking.
will this " coming and going in and from diff religions travel thing i do, negatively or positively effect my life when i die ?
Thats a big NEGATIVE.
Actuallyyyyyyyyyy, deb , im gonna stop you there.
WTF
Why ?
you can't be really 100% on that.
Thats a ( what happens after you die thing )
Yeah but.
Well.
But.
Fuck Ya'll.
' holds up middle finger '
Fucken wankers.
Actually before i go back to being a atheist,
Im gonna now be a Catholic for 20 to 25 mins.
Ya ready for this, watch close now.
And
powwwwwwwwwwwww.
Did ya see that?
I told you i can do it.
Again.
Thank you.
Fanks.
Ask me for proof that i am currently a Christian.
' shows a card of sorts '
Or perhaps you want Proof that i now currently belive in god .
No problemo
Picks belly,
And Shows ' belly button fluff '
Ps.
People could probably even not even belive in god and be a christian.
Ya reckon?
Well that might be a little far fetched.
You guys might wanna make it a tad more diff to become one of you.
Im just saying.
I can go in and out of being Christian easy as.
Watch.
In
And out ,
Back in again,
And now out.
See. .
I can do it with such ease now.
So yeah , Look into guys.
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Do you mean Christian god as patanined to
Christian group # 283
Or
Christian group # 8
I doubt it would be
Christian group #5,726
Maybe its
CG # 93
Orrrrrrr , it could be
Christian god from Christian group # 11, 742
All these " christian " groups have a Christian god
But.
But.
They differ.
Christian god from Christian group # 410
Aint nothing like
CG from CG# 3,090
And In Christian group # 7, 914
Has Jesus and god.
We're as
CG # 110 is a trinity.
Sooooo.
There is a " christian god " but there is also a " christian god "
NO. THATS NOT RIGHT.
Or is it ?
I guess What i am trying to say is.
They are exactly the same but just diffrent.
Yar mean.
I aint taking the wager.
What we need to do is.
Practice Fast paced joining religious groups.
So if ya have like only 5 mins to live you want to join as many religious groups as possible in 1 maybe 2 minutes max
Not meaning to boast butttttttt.
I can join hundreds of religious groups in mere seconds.
Watch.
' holds breath '
And,,,,,,,,
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' catches breath '
See.?
Did ya see that?
Thank you.
Thanks.
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It must be handy having neverending time to find a god and bring him in for verification.
Its almost like ummmm , the theists started a game. ( religies )
Of Which they don't even play anymore. Ie ( proof of gods exists )
Theists don't search for god.
They just go with it.
No but ,
imagine something ya can't ever prove.
andddddddddd
" Putting" it as the most important thing everrrrrr.
Thats bloody silly.
See I to like to live life dangerously.
But thats fucking mental.
Oh Unlesssssss ,
you've actually like" meet" god and he told you what religion to join .
If thats the case then .
You
Are
Correct.
But.
But.
Ya not hey?
It makes ya wonder.
What else is it you believe so so much in but couldn't even start to prove.
Religious people do have advantage in terms of proof ,
As It is difficult proving unicorns don't exist.
A question.
How long do ya think it takes , ( Proving god exists ) ?
Like.
How long do you give ones self to , ( prove god exists.)
1 mirron badillian years.
It fuckin seems like it.
I will except.
Over proof absinthe as proof god exists.
But not a big bunch of nothing .
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Lets say your hetrosexual and commit a crime like armed Rob.
The punishment for this isssssss.
A small jail cell in wich 3 sometimes 4 blokes are to share .
So This along with cell size specifications.
Makes the punishment for armed rob is ..
Forced ( man laying with / men. )
Thats somewhat a little hash isn't it.
They dont force male homosexual to lay with females do they.
There is an argument against homosexual somewhere here hey ?
I wouldn't dare mention it .
But.
There is one there
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I know jurors dont judge petty crimes like that.
Butttttt.
Petty crimes committed by homosexuals brings things back into play.
However.
There is robbery.
As is there is armed robbery.
Ha.
Chuckle, chukle.
Ha.
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I fucking love thinking bout.
Religious members in / of a jury.
And the arguments that can be put forwards to such folks.
The arguments are the same for non religious members of a jury
However.
With religious members in a jury.
At the end of argument , You just add .
Oh.
You go?
oh,,,,
And did i happen to mention that the defendant wanted to do homosexualy sex to me.
I mean with me. Look i don't know how they do it. .
Picture the Religious members of the jury seeing a jaywalker .
They wouldn't be to fussed about it right .,
( Max would be $180 fine. )
Now Picture em seeing a homosexual jaywalking.
( thats life without parole if ever i seen it. )
Now picture Religious jury members.
A non homosexual stealing a pushbike.
( Not very menacing right. ) ( there looking at a small fine. )
Nowwwwww.
Picture a religious jury member seeing a homosexual stealing a push bike.
The penalty for this one is more straight foward and obvious.
Again , CORRECT.
( Thats life without the poss of parole )
Any punishment less then this would be immoral.
HEY DEB ,
what kunt.
You just used morals and laws in the same sentence.
Ive warned you about this haven't i.
Yes.
butttt im not looking for comparison in em
I should be allowed to.
Deb.?
Whattttttttttttt ,
Simply Move on.
Actually,
Any and every act " committed " by a homosexual falls under imorral.
Hang on a sec.
Im trying to picture a religious juror watching a homosexual jaywalking to save a drowning kid.
So thats .
A immoral person doing a moral act.
Hang on
Again . Ill stop you there
I'm not sure if that would or even could work?
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Ya gotta think.
The punishment given to homosexuals for commiting crimes should be the same as the punishment given to Hetrosexuals for commiting the same crime.
Now If your a Christian.
( The above works right? )
It probably shouldn't but should it.
Fellas ?
It prob shouldn't hey.
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Ok get this one.
That would mean , ( in actual life.)
there is no punishment for being gay right?
That would mean, ( in after life )
There is no punishment for being gay right?
Ummm,
Yeah but.
But.
NOPE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
FUCK IT.
I GIVE UP.
Tis fun but ,
fun thinking that two blokes fucking , messes with systems and religious peoples heads.
Not only in this life butttttttt.
The , After ya die life that we live.
WTF . So thats A life after your life you now currently live.
I guess what im trying to say is .
Ya can't just have homosexual sex without being penalized for it.
mmmmmm, Penal eyes .
' shakes head '
Fuck , i mean.
Look Im just gonna PASS.
Good day guys.
'Plays Pass' card.
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When maknig humans in a " god style " like manner.
Ya mold / and make your human.
A shell if you will.
Many many steps later , you come to that all important, second last step, in making a human .
That being.
The Filling up with all the required specific "fluids"
Its not like you got made and they just like, flipped a coin and went with
AB + blood.
If they did.
You'd start to shrivel up and you'd be dead within the hour of this occurrence.
God choose and or filled you up with B+ blood.
thus,
You require the specific ( B+ weight blood )
NOW YOU probably WANNA KNOW.
WHAT TYPE OF BLOOD DID GOD HAVE RIGHT. ?
Yeah. I thought so.
Hang on sec.
what?
Your not are ya.
Your not gonna ask me , well what type of blood did god have are you. ?
fffffffff
How the fuck would i know what blood type god had.
You idiot.
Then it comes to Penis selection.
Then attachment.
God doesn't / didn't indervidully, choose your penis size and shape.
He has like a big box full of cocks that he just like " lucky dips " one from.
Thats all.
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The first sentence you talk about SEPARATION.
Separate oneself from God.
Then the very Next sentence.
Its " The Absence of God "
And you talk about these "things" like they are ,
well.
Like Things.
And things you are strangly well versed in.
I mean, you know a lot about it.
' starts sniffing '
Hey Smell that. ?
Thats sour milk .
Somthing aint right here hey ?
Its become difficult.
difficult to understand.
I keep trying to picture the ( separation from god )
Its A medical procedure i assume.
But.
But.
Its odd.
Inn it ?
No?
Its toats norm.
His Totaly normal for a god .
Gods Be like that.
Gods odd.
An Odd God.
Ya got an odd god.
Ye odd god.
As compared to like .
Shit IDK.
like, one of the normal gods.
Oh shit , Abort deb.
Abort.
' points to something '
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE.
'Keeps pointing '
OVER THERE,
WHAT IS THAT THING.
Anddddd.
' poof '
' vanishes '
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Said with my best Jamaican accent.
I am feeling very Anti theistic today.
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Christians hang out with CHRISTIANS.
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, the fuckin time.
There like a gang.
I call em , THE CHRISTIANS.
so Picture 100,000 christians and you in a line on the footpath.
You jump in the line at position, 72,611.
So thats 100 000 christians and you, one atheist.
' HONK HONK '
And whats that you ask ?
Why Thats the sound of a bloody big bus taking off.
It drives like a meter away from this line of christians.
Now i don't even need to add any more text to this story hey?
We all know that Someone is gonna be get pushed infront of this bus right.
Its a given.
Any guess on whom gets pushed infront of the bus ?
From What position ?
Take ya time.
Whats that. ?
Wow.
Correct.
The person in position # ( 'scrolls back up' )
Position # 72, 611.
How the fuck did you know. ?
But um yeah .
There a fucking gang .
They dont care for ya.
Just know that.
They don't wanna hang out with a atheist or a Muslim or other.
They don't.
You cant benifit them in any way.
CHRISTIANS ONLY HANG OUT WITH CHRISTIANS.
They do christian stuff together.
Their important people.
We are not.
The Atheists dont even meet up and sing songs with each other.
Thats fucking slack right.
But rest assured.
2 billion Christians will NEVER .
THATS NEVER .
SEE EYE TO EYE WITH
2 BILLION Muslims
NEVERRRR.
So yeah , thats always a good start.
WANKERS.
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Im talking .Commen sense as in like.
Well
Todays Sunday right.
So.n
Ya can't help but "feel" that want hey ?
That want that God has of us .
The wanting us all to gather round the building down the road there.
Again , straight up co sense eludes to this right.
' starts ringing a bell '
And with a loud voice
COME ALONG.
come along you lot.
' ring ring '
Or You'll be out on ya ears the lot of ya.
EVERYBODY GO TO THE CHURCH.
Nowwwwwww.
I AM NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN.
ONE.
TWO.
THREE.
GOOOOOO.
HURRRY.
Go take him his cash and sing a song or two to him.
He really really likes it when you guys get together and sing to him.
I know this becauseeeee.
Im using that, straight out commen sense thing again.
God likes getting group sung at.
C S
End of fucking story.
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If Gods " attitude " went from "OT attitude " to the more subdued, " NT attitude "
The next bible "instalment" Will have God as a true genuine top bloke.
A All loving. All caring kind of guy.
Non judgmental
Like a umm, IDK.
A distinguished gentlemen.
Book # 1 . THE OT.
To the.
Book # 2 . THE NT.
And the third installment. ...
Book # 3 . The Elliot Rogers manifesto. ( The ERM. )
No actually, the ER manifest fits better inbetween the old and new.
Oh , To name but three books christian god ummm, is responsible for.
But alllllllll this aside.
One thing is for certain.,
Well it appears to be cert.
And thats.
Gods.
Im talking like a true genuine GOD right.
do books. ?
Thats right , right?
Right.
Or perhaps you would be more comfortable with.
Gods get a bunch of guys to "do" a book for them.
Im talking the Real GODS do this hey?
God did a little book book for us right ?
Fuckihg answer me NOWWWWWW, bitch.
Hummmm,
yes yes,
Thats right.
Its like commen sense REALLY isn't it. ?
He did a little book for us hey.
LETS LOCK THAT SHIT IN SHALL WE. ?
OK so.
( GOD DID A BOOK. )
ARE WE ALL IN AGGRENCE WITH THIS ?
I.
YOU stupid FUCKING WANKERS.
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AI child rearing robot.
A artificial intelligence robot is minding a kid.
A grizzly bear walks up on the AI robot and the kid.
Nowwwwwwwww.
A AI robot knows what to do if a grizzly bear comes up to it.
The quantum computer has seen this occurrence a billion times over.
Even He says. PLAY DEAD.
You do not run away from it right ? No.
Buttttt,
MAYBE . A AI Bot should hey?
Thus , protecting the kid.
Well.
Its debatable.
But Its funny thinking what A bot thats "around" humans should do.
Testing.
Testing.
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Islam or chistian.
Is it.
only one of these can be correct. ?
Orrr.
They both are correct.
Let us know merely assume shit.
Lets say for mere example.
Christianity is the correct one right.
Thus rendering , the " people " that identifie as. islam.
As not in a ummm, in a "real" religious group ,
with like "orders" coming from a real god at the top.
You could say right , that.
People that ident as Muslims have been lied to,
misinformation.
So they've been Misinformed right. ?
Andddd.
Thus They'll spend a lot time in life doing silly nonsense things.
For ummm, absolutely nothing.
Ya can almost start to feel a little sorry for these folks righr ?
A tiny bit sorry.
¤•°▪¤•°▪¤•°▪¤•°▪¤•°▪¤•°▪ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ▪°•¤▪°¤▪°•¤▪•¤▪°•¤
Ok now get this .
And Here is the PIP right.
For spending your hole life believing a lie and doing all them stupid nonsense things that mean and do absolutely nothing.
Ie being a Muslim.
Ok now back to the real one and only true god.
Christian god, what are his thougtrs on this. ?..
OH NO.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR ALL THE MUSLIMS
For falling for this false thing called , islam and or Muslims .
You still will occur a penalty.
Look i know, i know . I can't change this.
I feel bad already for you guys butttttttt.
Ok so according to the real one and only true god , ( CHRISTIAN GOD )
The penalty for being a " Muslim " issssssss.
' drum roll '
YES , you guessed it.
ADMIT 1 : ENTRY INTO THE fiery pits of hell.
It is here , That the Slow cooking of ya body from the inside out takes place. .
( thats extream pain )
You will be cooked on hi here for like, shit IDK .
An ETERNITY*.
If you think being cooked from the inside out for a week sounds bad right..
Well , an eternity. Is like .
1,2,3,4
Well im not 100% sure
Butttttttt
An eternity is over 10 weeks ,
its close to a hole year i think
Yeah so.
For falling for absolute rubbing nonsense.
Just know that.
YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.
IF
Thats if for some reason.
That The muslims where the right one and the christians were the ones that got tricked into beliving the wrong one.
A PENALTY WILL APPLY.
ADMIT 1 PERSON INTO HELL,
WHERE THEY ARE TO SPEND THE REAST OF CREATION.
SLOWLY COOKING FROM THE IN / OUT.
▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ •°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪
ACCORDING TO THE ATHEISTS.
If you guys die a religious person .
A PENALTY WILL OCCUR.
Penalty being.
You will then have to spend an ETERNITY.
thinking how fucking stupid you where doing all that usless , pointless god shit.
AND NO,NO.
THERE WILL BE NO.
SLOW COOKING PENALTY.
I MEAN.
Who the fuck does that shit anyway.?
You guys would have suffered enough by then
Slowly cooking people for believing shit all there life is not what the atheists do.
Only because.
' drum roll '
We cant just lock you guys up for a 100 years after you die because.
We the collective atheist have not even purchased any land in wich we could facilitate.
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If god had a SMS messaging device
Ya just know how bad Gods SMS would read hey ?
For example FL.
You'd send god a sms like.
Flrw .
Hi God , just seeing when you might be coming home this evening .
And god hits you back with.
God : I will be Back after the falling one divides the path chosen.
For the light shines bright still.
Then you'd be like.
Ahhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr.
FLRW: what the fuck god.
Just tell me what time you are coming home tonight.
Just give the time.
Thats all.
God replys with.
God : The breaking down of family values is in the eye of the beholder.
Be well my child.
Then FL you reply with.
Flrw. Your a fucking idiot man, i don't know why i even bother with you.
Ill see ya when i see ya.
frustration builds .
You sms god lesser and lesser.
And you just fall out of touch.
You still have his number in your phone, but you haven't rang him in over a year now.
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Fucking hell zed . You keep
Pushing and pushing.
Ok then.
Enough already alright. M
I will settle for.
They may of had sex , ( One time )
Well two times actually.
But only ( two times )
DEFINITELY NO MORE.
And it would of been 1 maybe 2 minutes tops.
And only in missionary position.
Nothing else.
Nope.
There wasn't NO fancy doggy style
Nothing like that.
They wouldn't of even liked doing it.
No head bashing on the bed head.
Dad didn't CHOKE me mar.
OWWWWWWWWWW.
Just a quick in then out.
Oh.
Then in for the last stoke.
This would of also been planed.
Its not like my mum just went.
You can cum in me if ya want darl.
It does not fucking happen alright.
Ouchhhhhh.
Real difficult typing that last sentence.
Sexual relations may of happened a couple of times.
But not for like fun or nothing.
Totally non enjoyable.
And non eventful.
Look
I don't wanna continue this conversation anymore.
Can we just drop it Zee. ?
I take it back.
Ya not a dickhead.
Im sorry, its just .
Well.
Good day sir.
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I had i hunch that.
The world is not as it appears.
What gave it away for me wasssss.
For me to be here.
( Thats I )
For me to be here right, would MEAN that my parents would of had to of had sex together ?
????
Right.
Well let me stop you there.
The answer is NO.
Becauseeeeeeeeee
▪•° I KNOW FOR A FACT. °▪•
My mother and father would NOT do something like " fuck " each other.
THATS.
WOULD NOT.
DO anything like sexual intercourse together.
Don't ask me how i know, They just wouldn't right.
FULL STOP
Haha, Wow that was hard to type. ( My mum fuck my dad. )
Anyways , wher was i.
Yer
So morons ,
you'll have to think of another reason why , I and you, "AM HERE".
As of RIGHT NOW. Cause ummm , it aint from fucking.
ACTUALLY .. i don't care.m
You lot are all dickheads
You lot wouldn't NO nothing between yas.
Fucking idiots.
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The book was written later.
Are we talking 500 years later Zed? Was it.
I really think that the above ummmm, "fact" could make a good argument for the Christians.
Actually
I wonder when the christians "announced " the "adoption " of the first bit of the "jewish" bible.
I would like to know the approximate time between.
The religion. A Christian ( being known by 2 peoples )
The book.
The Clubhouse.
And the muslims time between
The group being formed.
The book " coming out"
The or a clubhouse being built.
Oh and the jewish timeline.
The group
The book
The clubhouse.
The comparisons of these numbers would be "telling"
The "Telling" what im not sure buttttttt.
It will look horrible for the theists.
Soooooooooo
Im after
The aprox three times in the top 3 groups . ?
From..........The group.
( time until)
...................The book.
( time until )
.....................The church . / building / clubhouse
Or if it was the church before the book.
But I really have not been able to google it and get a clear response
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Im walking around dodging ( girl and boy body traps )
Andddddd Dodging the people whom are currently stuck in one of these traps.
Whilst keeping alarmed / staying alert not to" fall " for a Thai lady boys.
It aint easy Zed.
It aint easy being one of these boring normal male on female sex person.
It use to be .
Sex with anything that moves,
And if it didn't move you'd make it.
Butttttttttt.
This Incel, insels, nonsense zed.
Imagine being gay but gay people don't want you.
Whats that called ?
Ever heard of. ( A Homosexual virgin ) ?
Well actually, wtf is a homosexual virgin.
I am.
But imagine of having dozens of hetrosexual sexual sex encounters.
But no homosexual sex encounters.
Bringing us to.
A Bisexual virgin.
Thats
Bisexual . That being sex with both male and female zed.
Virgin.
So thats.
A bisexual that hasn't had sex yet.
Bi virgin
Bisexuality is quite strange if you think about it hey.
Or
●●●●●●● Everything apart from male on female sex is weird. ●●●●●●●
What about that other post topic talking about beastiality.
Imagine being strictly homosexual when it comes to beastiality.
Wowzers, ive just done gone blown my mind.
Or
Or
A Homosexual necrophilliac.
As for me.
Im just gonna stick with the ( man on women sex ) ,
andddddd,
ill be performing that in , ( the missionary position )
A norm sexer.
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Ever heard someone say.
They feel like a boy traped in a girls body.
Or
Or
They feel like a girl traped in a boys body.
?
I have.
So there's these things called. ( Boy body traps )
And
( Girl body traps )
SO UMMMMMMM,
JUST YOU WATCH OUT.
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Identical twins.
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Anddddddd.
Someone should now.
( Remind me of my right to remain silent.)
If you did Id hate it so much.
Dont hey.
Don't do it . I'll shut up.
Hey whats that over there. ?
' sprints away '
FUCKING WANKERS .
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Hey do ya think the people in Botswana have these " rights " things.
Oh crap, did i just typen that outloud . ?
I did , i did
Shit im Sorry
I just dare not google that, i merely wonder it.
If i asked me it would go. Hey deb.
It goes Deb . Botswana isnt a place like you are thinking it is . Yes it sounds funny . But if you thinking its just dirt , you are mistaken pal.
I says .
Alright. Fuck man , im sorry.
I was just thinking is all.
The answers is yes
People in Botswana have human rights.
So, there like everywhere.
Ok, ok well , what about a size of land with no current human on its surface
Is there human rights there. ,?
like if i went there myself ?
What, what , what.
One person with human rights you say ?
Get the fuck out of town .
HOW DOES THAT WORKN,
i mean they are ( HUMAN RIGHTS ) Not ( HUMANS RIGHTS )
OHHHHH
ARH HAR.
AND THERE LIE THE KEY HEY ?
If only we could envent something thats called .
What was it again
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ HUMANS RIGHTS. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
So humans is like the plural of human .
Human being one
Humans being us as a all.
Humans rights would mean . If you have a right here to do like ( what ever )? You as does jonny from Botswana , in Botswana can also do it.
And ya just cant invent that shit now kenya can you.
I says NO.
No you cant.
Thus there aint no such thing as HUMANS AS A WHOLE " RIGHTS"
HUMANS RIGHT right?
SO i go like . No
Yep, fair enough.
It aint the goosd and the gander
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Ok last post.
Sorry for the D-railment
I want to know.
No
I need to know.
The peace of music you play when a country / state /place ,,.
Removes that ( right to vote ) card # 73 . from the deck of human rights and puts it in the. Not needed pile over to the side.
( whats the music playing ? )
Keep in mind . The scraping of the card plays in slow motion.
Correct.
It so is right?
Darth vader always.
Nice.
What about a full set of human rights
○○○○ WORLD OF RIGHTS ○○○○
Thats the Full world rights edition.
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Picture puting a full set of these human rights on a plane and sending them on a round the world trip.
Upon arrival, and from place to place.
The correct cards are taken out and or added.
So youll be viewing the fluctuations of the pile of cards that go in conjunction with the towns city ,country ,state, or other.
What song would you put to it. ?
Eg
And i think to myself , what a wonderful word.
Orrrrr
Hey there Delilah,
Maybe.
Heal the world , make it a better place. No , no i hate that.
What about.
Your right , quite right , your bloody well right . You got a right to say.
Anyway , i leave that up to you.
A male pile and a female pile that fluctuation diffrences would be interesting
Although not really enough human rights to see large enough fluctuations
It will be funny watching the certain country's taking out certain cards.
Even the taking out the right to vote card would be funny.
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Ive just 5 more RIGHTS to collect to make the full set.
Im currently gunning for .
Human Right : 118. RIGHTS TO PARTY.
He whom the holder and victor of the human right #118 card.
Hasssssss Above all , the ABSOLUTE RIGHT TO ( Partake in and any party of his so wishings any time any where.* )
This card is to be forfeited upon losing a fight only if said fight is for , said human right. #118 : party rights.
What a load of shit right.
A right to fuckin party .its just stupid
See I myself don't think one needs a "right" to "party" so to speak.
I've attended party's before and not once never have i been asked to produce my( party rights ) card.
I was never sent one to start with.
Its absolute nonsense.
Buttttttt unfortunately guys im gonna need a full set of rights ?
It is most Unfortunate that it has to come to this .
But i don't make the rules.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR THIS ONE.
Ok here goes. Deep breath.
I'll fight any one of yas, to the fucken death , for that card.
Any time. Not anywhere.
SO BRING IT.
Now, lets do it.
Lets fucking dance kunt.
Im right fucken here.
' punches oneself in the head '
* not true at time of typing.
Infomation on party rights may be misleading.
PS.
Hey How much do ya reckon i could get for a FULL SET OF HUMAN RIGHTS . ?
A few thousand hey.
At least . At the least.
Ok bye guys .
PM.. me if your interested. $$$$
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Imagine someone looking into your eyes and saying.
You DO NOT have a right to remain silent.
HAR.
HEHE.
the only way that could possibly half work is.
Torture.
Luckily no governments have agencies of anysorts that could and would use this "Torture" method.
You'd get in trouble for tourtuing people these days.
What ya need to do is remember this
NO ONE . gets tourtued anymore.
Torture is obsolete.
"They " don't.
Nope.
No but.
saying that You don't have a right to remain silent , is almost exactly like saying.
You are not allowed to cut your voice box out.
And we know full bloody well. that we are allllll allowed to cut out the required parts in ya throat that allows speach.
Thats a right.
You now start thinking about stupid shit like.
Attempted murder charges on thoes whom attempt suicide but are not successful.
A AI torture and verbal communication extraction bot.
Thats the 5700 cseries mkII .
Correct.
That the one With the extra ram.
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If you think certain rights really shouldn't be.
Give em a big wave.
When you wave them , they just pop up on a side bar..
You can un wave any waved right.
In one click.
' clicks fingers '
I keep all my rights in this a waved state.
If the cops go.
So. Was your right #284 . in a waved state. Orr currently active.
To wich you say .
( UN WAVE RIGHT ) thats your right to remain silent.
When i .
Wave and Unwave my righty right rights. .
I dramatize it.
I say it real fast and loud. Its like I'm performinga magic.
Try it.,
say it like your mentally retarded
Andddddd
A WAVE RIGHT.
WAVE RIGHT.
WAVE IT.
AND.
UNWAVE RIGHT.
UNWAVE .RIGHT.
WAVE.
WAVE RIGHT.
OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO DO THE HAND MOTIONS.
WAVE RIGHT.
UN WAVE
You just wobble your hand up and down like a spaz .
And say it like a spaz,
Wave right .
What im trying to say is.
Im a wave righter .
I ummm , well , i wave rights .
Im gonna now take all my little rights for a quick jog down the park.
Well Thats how i usually do it. I'm supprised my rights still work.
I dont do this much.
I bet you haven't exercised your rights once this year have you?
Thats so fucking crule man.
For christ sake.
Go and exercise ya rights.
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Rights to own a plasric Replica AR-15. ?
You have to think about that for a second hey. ?
If you start weighing up ,the what could be wrongs, with the what rights.
For a second .
Ya gone .
The answer to , Should we be allowed to carry fake AR's around or not
To wich one would assume the answer is. NO . ( Safety aspect )
Becauseeeeeeeeee.
▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°• NOW GET THIS. ▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•
Its Because Of the People with real guns.
Clarify
A person with a fake gun could be killed by a person with a real gun.
Because the person with the real gun MISTAKENLY MISTOOK.
A fake gun with a real gun.
Haaaaaa.
So
' Fake fucking guns are extremely dangerous ' .
Thusssss.
IF FAKE GUNS ARE ( EXTREMELY DANGEROUS .)
WHERE WOULD THAT PUT REAL GUNS ? .
( SUPER EXTRA INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.)
Do not say that fake guns and real guns are two diffrent things.
Just don't right.
Stop it
They are not " two diff things " . Because ummm
Actually, they might be.
Hang on
Well
To the naked eye they are not.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
But.
Three rights makes a left.
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With Forged documentation.
You can obtain all them rights.
Your gonna need a friendly forger
Gose to a 5 second add break
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For fantastic deals on foged / fake documentation
Think friendly Forgerie.
If its documents you want.
Dont be fooled .
I mean , be fooled but dont be.
You know
Get down to RONS friendly forgery
Here at RONS freind and forery factory outlet,
We offer pece of mind with a money back guarantees .
Along with a friendly service.
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I just make up the Prices as we go along
So Stop by today .
Come and have a coffee on us.
Plenty of parking at the rear.
Weve Fully forged qualified workers .
RONS friendly family forgers and forgeres.
See you there.
WINK.
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Santa will be here within 6 hours.
I so can't wait .
You'll have to wait but.
As You guys are little behind in wales.
A bit slow like.
Yar.
Oh Yar ,
Gutten targen. Yoplay.
Actually i don't know much german.
He speaks Welsh.
I bet he fucking doesn't.
Well not fluently i bet.
Then I,
like your wife Zed ,
Was going to make fun of you for wearing lycra 24 / 7 the other day .
I must of forgot.
So Sorry about that.
What i wanted to know was.
What comes after
Being ( a Mamil.) ?
I was guessing
( a Oamil. ) ?
O for ( OLD )
A for ( AGE )
M for ( Man )
I in
L. Licra
This would of then led to.
Curiosities.
I was curious as to ,
Do you shave your vagina when you shave your legs. ?
Or have you got a big hairy cunt.
Then I was gonna move on to the fact.
Thats the fact that.
Allllllllllll cyclist take performance inhancing DRUGS.
Cheats , the lot of em
Its fact.
How long did you do steroids for.?
And is it true that they make your dick shrink.
So yeah.
just a couple of basic frendly questions.
Now i must try getting to sleep .
As He knows when you are sleeping.
And like,
he knows when your awake.
Did i mention
He knows if you've been bad or good.
CRAZY RIGHT, ?
No Zed ,
he isnt . omniscient
He is however
♡♡♡♡ Omni presents. ♡♡♡♡♡
So Thats like, he has lots of presents.
And he knows.
☆☆☆☆ EXACTLY WHAT PRESENTS PEOPLE WANT. ☆☆☆☆
Exactly.
Ok.
Bring it in big fella .
' stands there with arms open '
Waits for firm manly hug.
Yeahhhh .
Thats it .
nice.
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ MERRY CHRISTMAS ZED ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
squeeze tightens.
Andddddd.
Releases.
Man hugging ?
Gods ok with that.
Oh sorry.
I mearly just brushed your bottom,
It was a accident.
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