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Trick people into picking up the sword.
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@zedvictor4
Wow .
That really is big.
More please.
You got big muscles .
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@zedvictor4
Thanks boss.
Hey Did i happen to mention.
Your without a doubt, the smartest guy on this site.
And yes you are very very handsome.
With a big cock to boot.
The girth of that thing man is incredible
Ha , i said . A big cock to boot.
Thats a funny sentence hey?
Not to boot like kick .
Its just,
well its real nice.
No wonder you have a smoking hot wife.
Yeah.
Real fucking cute like.
You lucky bastard. Would be some examples of this being complemented thing hey Zed. ?
Or would that be like over the top, thusss rendering it mute, for thoughts im just taking the piss out of you.
But seriously Zed .
You are allllll of the above and much much more.
Please PM me some more hot dick picks.
Mmmmmm,
Lots of LOVE ,
Deb.
I'd compliment you so fucking hard.
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@3RU7AL
Your dear old good soul Brute would be close to the $40 buck mark.
High end.
I mean ,,, Its been Triled and tester.
You'll sign it over to me wont ya pal ?
I can give you $38.70.
Brutey. ?
Anyway, Have a think about it man.
But back to the OP - original post
☆⊙ Nice post man. ⊙☆.
I've nothing intellectual to offer.
Buttttt,
It makes me feel like , Id fucking love to read a Book about half the stuff you've done / got up to, and put large thought into in your life sir.
A wise interesting read.
You could Put like a tip section in it , ( 20 Life tips. )
Im sure You've been there, and done that.
Ok then ,
Forty.
Ill give you $40 for your soul Brute
Good day man.
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What about that "feeling" you get when a dozen or more people sing, happy birthday to you.
Uncomfortability.
Is that a word?
Thats a whopping, Seven syllables isn't it ?
Wow
Thanks.
Thank you.
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WANTED .
I buy , sell and trade Souls .
Will Pay cash $$$$$$$$$$$$.
Any condition.
PM me.
No but.
Its only commen sense that these " soulie soul " things don't exist.
HOWEVER.
HOWEVER.
When you say you'll sell your soul , and signed it over and finalize it.
It feels ummm, like maybe you shouldn't of done that.
More so then doing things that people say , " bring bad luck "
Like walking under a ladders and smashing mirrors.
When someone says they dont belive in souls.
Ask them if they'll sell their's to you. Or simply sign theres over to you.
They will insta pause, as one (ummm's and areee's.)
Not meaning to boast butttttttt, Ive easy over a dozen souls.
I dare someone to say that you can't actually sell your soul.
I fucking dare ya.
Where do i keep these "souls" i buy you ask ?
What kind of stupid question is that ?
Why In air tight tuperware container you silly.
Where do i keep my purchased souls he asked.
What a wanker.
2024, current avrage price for a adult soul your looking at, anywhere in between,
$15.50 to $43 bucks.
Girl souls are slightly cheaper then male souls for the obvious size reason but ummm yeah.
' kicks dirt. '
That's US dollars.
SHIP IT.
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It appears that.
Jesusus sole purpose. Pardon the pun.
was to make hot cross buns a ummm, a thing.
Other then that.
Hot cross buns.
Arr.
Hot cross buns.
One a friggen penny .
Two, a friggen penny .
Mutha fucking hot cross buns.
I would now like to ask for A minute silence, in a time to reflect on the sacrifices people make in life for something that appeara to mean ummmm, very little.
No god
=
No jesus
=
No HCB.
But we have HCB, hot cross buns .
Right. ?
Yesss
So continuing with my theistical science mathematics.
there must of been a jesus ?
thus
Now get this....
There would of had to of been a god.
Oh crap.
Ive gone and done it now .
Ive just proved god is real hey.?
In a theistical scientific way i have.
Mathamadicly.
Shit, sorry guys.m
Abort, Abort.
Starts moving eradicly
HEY GUYS LOOK.
HEY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OVER THERE.
' points over there. '
Not there.
Yeah there.
What is that over there.
Then ' poof '
Disappears in a cloud of smoke.
And can be heard running calling someone a fuck wit.
Gone.
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Jesus from 30 up to his death was so annnnnnoying.
Hey did i happen to tell you that im gods son.
Yes jesus.
We know jesus.
Gods ya daddy .
Ya just wanted to screem at him .
Fucking shut up kunt.
Butttttt. He was the Man.
Soooooo, ya bite ya lip.
Before jesus , every was " crucified " on a number 10 ( x )
He showed the Romans his famous tennon joints.
Getting put on a + is way worse then x
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@zedvictor4
Woodwork and what bait to use around the point .
Not a fucking thing else.
Good day sir.
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It goes .
Bible advice on divorce first.
Thennnnn.
Jesus on divorce .
Jesus on divorce. ..?
Who the fuck knows jesusus thoughts .
well apart from being / feeling . forsaken.
Asking What does jesus thinks on a subject. ?
Like bloody ummm.
We know or even entertain the notion that jesus wrote the friggen bible.
Why you.
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Jesus on divorce?
Ummm No.
Jesus on his angling skills.
Yes.
Jesus talking us threw dove tail joints .
Also yes.
But he aint ever kissed a chick before so realy , he dont know shit,
Ok now the spirits are saying .
Meek , meek . Or something like, jesus was a MEEK , good guy .
Fucking meek as.
Anyway... diff post
He got picked on is what im trying to say.
Im guessing
Hang on , i got it.
He was a "distinguished gentlemen "
He don't know why he never got a chick.
I meam, he can do magic and he has heaps of friends.
Sorry .
Had ... heaps of freinds.
Thats , HAD , heaps of friends ,
I say had because his dead now.
I mean
His sence past.
Its past tense since his sence past.
Nice sentence their deb.
Thanks, thanks.
It trigers my disleqicom thats for shizzle. The spelling is prob wrong but it is nice.
You fucking know what i mean .
He is NO more.
Or.
Or is he.
Well Stay the fuck tuned.
Will the next show be.
Jesus died and then he like didn't.
Orrrrrr.
Oh He dead.
Ha, Ha.
A distinguished gentlemen.
That my friends is a totalllllllll different post.
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It feels like jesus has never ever talked to a girl before.
A definite, " bros before hoes kind of guy "
The chicks dig him and the guys love him.
But never ever never did he say boo to a chick.
Butttttt, we know very little of 15 year old to 25 year old jesus.
Be was just a Fisherman and a carpenter.
Thats all. He ever did.
He fished and he capented.
I mean carpendry.
He built shit and fished.
Woodworking and fishing.
THATS ALL HE DID.
He probably never sinned.
Thats like Never did one of the "sin" things you.
No sinning.
Hes just a friggen top guy all round.
Fuck where was i going with that. ?
ANYWAY.
Jesus must of been ACE .
Yeah , yeah .
Butttttttttt, he is dead right. ?
He is dead right ?
Im dead right. ?
He is dead hey?
Guys.
He is dead ?
Fuckin say it.
Type it up. Say yes , he is dead .
Dead as in ..... he done died .
He Dieded .
Correct.
He never did none of this , divorcing thing you guys speak of.
In fact. He would distence himself from shit like that hey ?
Yeah , yeah
Fucking good guy was the jesus.
Jesus ain't god.
Thats a whole different post.
Atheists know jesus aint god.,
Look dont you start me boy.
He aint.
Or is he. ?
Sooooooo stay tuned for the next posting in ye religion forum .
For it is here were we ask the BIG QUESTIONS.
THE HEAVY QUESTIONS.
and
WHERE EVERYONE IS RIGHTTTTTTT.
Wankers.
Good game.
Good game.
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What We really should of had God do wasssssss.
Write down a name.
Example
( Frederick )
and then follow that up with, a couple of numbers.
Example
( 39 : 76. )
So it looks like this .
Fredrick 39 : 76
Thennnnnn write a half silly worded ummm, statement like.
Example. And the wife shall taketh nothing awayeth from the man, in separation of marriage.
Becauseeeeeeeeee.
When you see this ummmm.
Name ,
Followed by two sets of nunbers "setup " in one of the books that the god did, that means its GOD saying that.
Yeah .
Well i think thats how it works.
So um yeah.
The sentence after, The name followed by the numbers parts , IS LIKE WHAT GOD IS SAYING.
I SHIT YOU NOT FELLAS.
What im trying to say is .
The bible dudes that did the bible could of like ummm, put words in gods mouth. .
And Words that not even really come from the god.
They could of just went like.
Matthew
then followed up with some bogus numbers )
Then wrote something , thussssss making it loook like god was saying it.
You know what im saying hey ?
Like.
They could of liked made stuff up.
Wowzers.
Thats Scary hey ?
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HOWEVER.
If man didn't have that ummm " ability " or " luxury " if you will .
That being the .
Divorce.
Divorce.
Divorce.
Leagal official document.
The contrat thingy .
Women might be killed.
You know. , like at a greater number.
I've seen crime shows where men do do that.
Like , they are having an affair and they want to leave there wifie.
Sooooo ,
bllllllaaaatttt.
Or like , chop chop.
Or a dear little Strangle.
You fucking know.
Men are cunts right ?
RIGHT?
Correct.
Good game.
Good game.
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Divorce.
Divorce.
Divorce.
There ya go.
I said that three mutha fucking times in a row right?
Ya'll seen it hey ?
You witnessed it right ?
So thats Three ( Divorces )
One. Divorce.
Two . Divorce.
And three.
Divorce.
Now As long as one of you guys witnessed my "legally" bloody ummmm binding , bonded figgen divorce settlement , statement that i just stated.
That being the divorce word said three times.
Im fucking good to go.
Females however must jump through hoops if they've a chance a getting a divorce.
But um yeah.
It was Men that made up allllllll this religious nonsense so fuck em.
Ya wouldn't go to GREAT LENGTHS to make shit up on a scale like this and it be,
Not very benificial.
Not Benificial airy.
You know what i mean.
NOTE.
We wanna make things easy and benificial ,benificial airy for man hey ?
Thats all.
' Starts making monkey noise '.
OH.
AR.
Join in men.
'O'
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@Best.Korea
Tell me im fucking special cunt.
Fucking tell me.
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I walked into a brand new just open shop once and seen a tarot deck.
I put them fuckers straight down the front of my pants .
I really think it was odd the way i did that at the time i thought.
But i could never get em to work or nothing.
I just liked the fool card , death card , the hanged man and a couple of others.
Buttttttt. They didn't work.
Unlike.
The naked women on a deck of playing cards that i had
Them mutha fuckers worked.
Mmmmmm Bush.
Wow, i miss them.
But yeah , they worked.
What youve never heard of playing cards with naked women on them . ?
Yeah . Every card had like, a naked chick on it.
Yeah.
Naked With no clothes on .
Like for example.
The 7 of clubs.
It had a naked chick on it.
The 3 of spades.
Yes . You guessed it.
Sluts
Mufff.
Thats 52 plus naked chicks , cause theres one on each.
Big old mufff.
What did The 2 of dimonds have on it you ask?
A Naked fucking chick
Thats what they all had.
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@zedvictor4
He cant do like ummmm, REAL magic can he Zed ?
I mean.
Magic and them bloody tarot card things ain't like REAL hey ?
Zed?
There not real .
My mum said they ain't really real.
Quijy or is it ( oiji ) anyway , them boards .
Like .
There not REAL hey Zee. ?
Im not scared.
Im really not.
Ive tango'd with a level 3 raki tuned Witch before. As have you.
She had easy over a dozen dream catches.
She knew all the shakra bloody spots and shit.
She even collected rain water.
I told her to curse me .
I didn't even cross me fingers when i asked.
You know Zed that i too love . I fucking love to live life dangerously.
So like ,
The qhone app version of these things wouldn't be much chop hey ?
I reckon BK can not in fact tell the future, in so much as important things.
What im trying to say is.
His bluffing.
Im gonna push ,
I'M ALL IN.
Good days zed.
Ps. If witchcraft and shit is real Zed. . Just say it aint.
Whats the diff between a free tarot app or a $3.99 tarot card reader .?
No fuck it . Im gonna purchase a $5.99 tarot app.
That , i reckon might just work.
But not a fucking free one.
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What he has actually done isssss.
Made it difficult for others to have a stupider sounding name then him.
His names
Elon.
Yes. Say it with me.
E.
Lon.
Elon.
Musk.
ELON MUSK.
HOWEVER.
The next person in the this here ( people forum ) is.
Warren Buffet.
Thats Warren . Say it with me.
WARREN .
Followed by Buffet.
Warren.
Buffet.
Warren Beffet.
Warren and Elon.
Who'd win a , A Stupidest Name Off.
ELON.
OR
WARREN.
I knew a bloke named Warren .
We called him , ( Rabbit bum . )
If i had a million bucks
I'd of changed my name to Ace or Blade or Fox or something.
When i say elon , then pause. I go.
ELON. ?
Yes, he certainly does.
When i hear the name.... WARREN Buffet
I insta think about spitting in my hand and rubbing my cock with it.
Buffet.
What If Elon and Buffet had a baby together.
Elren Bufsk.
Or.
Welon Mubu.
Actully , two man can't make a baby.
But ummmmm,
Its irresponsible. Really,
There is no reason to have over a million bucks and a rat shit name like Elon or Warren.
A Shout out toooo.
Mom and dad.
Thanks Mom.
Thanks Dad.
Thanks For giving me a stupid ass name.
You rat fuckin bastards.
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Could i do it to you.? Or you i.
Like.
If your sitting infront of me.
Could ( i myself, ) make / move, (you) a act selflessly.
No
Im not saying that right.
Can i do what the post asks to you. ?
Not caring about whos doing the done.
Im sure i can make you do ( done ) , somthing without YOUR self centered purpose.
Shit, still not worded right.
Can someone word that properly for me.
The answer is no hey
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@zedvictor4
What about dreaming. ?
Having nightmares.
If your awake , you don't dream.
Orrrrrr
Hold the phone.
Zed.
What about , the act that is ... ( Sleeping. )
More so "falling asleep"
I mean
You cant stay awake forever, even if you want to.
You end up ( sleeping ) like it or not.
One more thing Zed .
Why does the words ( involuntary manslaughter ) keep popping up in my head.
Thats nothing to do with it hey ? .
Then theres that time i shit my pants .
But im not going to bring that up.
Good weekend Zed .
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You can Sleep walk.
Thats like . Walking whilst you sleep.
Andddddd
You don't wanna walk when your asleep.
Bringing to.
Having nightmares.
Your actions.
Whilst under the influence of drugs and or alcohol.
Being Hypnotized
Im gonna lock in, sleepwalking.
We've all heard of the silly stuff people do whislt sleepwalking.
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You can Accidentally kill someone.
You can Accidentally hurt someone.
Accidentally being the key word .
I dont want to say itbut im going to. Accidents can happen.
Or
Spare of the moment.
Things Like ' clicks fingers ' that can happen.
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In times of war.
Anddddddd, in like a mother saving there child scenario.
Even When playing a team sports even. ( actully im not sure about that one )
As its , " for the team " a team of wich you are apart of .
Sooooooo.
Maybe the times of war one aint right either.
A Trust fall.
Being at the so called " right place , at the right time "
Could help this occur.
Sometimes you feel like You didn't even know what you were doing. ( eg . you just stuck your hand out ) . But thats self pres maybe.
But other scenarios fall under the
( i didn't even know what i was doing. )
Back to the ( In times of war )
10 Soldiers in a bunker and in drops a grenade.
So you jump on it and smother it. Killing you saving the others.
Sooooooo kinda like your comitting suicide.
Rescuing a person.
Rescuing a person puts your , actually, It can put your " train of thought in a " in a diffrent ummm , way .
Can i say way.
Thus maybe ELIMINATING self pres.
Although taking self preservation out instances is debatable.
But that ends up with a ( i didn't even know what i was doing moment )
Sooooo its, Ways to eliminate self preservation.
Or at least think youve eleminated it.
Maybe when teaching a young kid or kids somthing.
This brings me back to . Sports.
Doing something to look cool.
Having No family puts a diffrent spin on it .
I can picture it lessering ones self preservation.
As Being a male lessens ( i would think )
Im gonna pass
PASS.
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I don't think it would be hard to get rich people to join your church.
Especially when i just saved there life a week ago.
When that out of control car ( wich was driven by my mate and not out of control.
When i saved you from sure death.
What im trying to say is.
Setting up scenarios in wich you appear to save someones life wouldn't be that difficult.
Especially for old people.
So with a little homework on a persons finances.
You can really benifit.
The churches love RICH OLD PEOPLE.
Once you get them to your church you need to make them feel real important and special.
Then its the job of the guy you pay to ( secure WILLS )
Hes a ruthless moraless manipulative son bitch.
He appers ever so lovely but.
If god knew you were rich .
He prob would send you the required sign.
But Only Becauseeeeeeeeee, god fucking loves cash.
Its palm sunday this week or next i think.
When i waz young , i seen a bunch of people walking somewhere with palm prongs.
It was beyond strange.
Imagine like a god seeing some of the freaky shit we humans do to ummmm,
To please him.
This week its fasting.
You know full that. God loves it when you skip a meal or two for him.
Picture him looking down at you ( god lives in the sky. )
Picture him looking down at you and he sees you NOT EATING FOR HIM.,
Pic him spitting on his fingers and rubbing his 6 nipples.
Yeah Thats the shit.
Pic him looking down and him seeing a big bunch of guys waving around palm leaves.
Fuckin loves it.
And we haven't even got around to mention how much he loves it when we get together and sing songs to him.
His such a lucky god to have the theists dance for him .
A challenge would be going to jail and not running into god.
God for some reason hangs out and speaks to most peoples that go to jail.
If you Steal a car and set it on fire whilst in posesion of a fire arm.
Youd be looking at 5 years .
Aka 2 years .
You'd be guaranteed to bump into god a hanfull of times within that period.
Remember .
There is only one thing you need to know from god.
So what ya wanna do issss .
When you see him . Its important to
keep asking over and over again .
WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. ?
Please god
WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. ?
Keep at it.
Get the answer from him for that then insta join.
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If only God had a family and Like a loving wife and kids.
We could do unto him.
Like ummmm,
Get him to whore out his daughter.
Get him and his brother to fight to the death.
We could even
Get him to DASH his youngest kid against the rocks.
You know.....
" Real testing "
Real God like " testing."
I highly doubt he would even set his dear wife on fire.
Har har.
Just kidding .
He fucking loves that shit.
sick bastard.
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Id except god if he could cover the ENTIRE WORLD in like ,, shit IDK.
In water.
Yeah , so its like Waterworld.
Also known as .
A wide flood world .
No hang about.,
A flood wide world
A world wide flood . Thats it.
Again.
Id fully believe in god ifffff he can flood the earth widely in water.
So im looking for .
A world wide flood.
Orrrrr.
Floods near ya house for as far as you can see.
Same thing really.
WTF.
Noooo.
Im not an idiot .
i will not except a lot of grasshoppers as god being real.
Who the fuck would ?
That has to be the stupidest thing ive ever heard.
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@TheUnderdog
If only i knew where the underdog lives.
I doubt it would be over the top expensive just to get a plane to write,
JEHOVAH WITNESSES ARE CORRECT.
But Im sure we can get it done cheaper.
Hey Underdog ?
Underdog. ?
Will you except.
( JW are right. ) ?
I mean .
If you seen that in the sky you'd know what it means right ?
'Crosses fingers '
Please say yes. God red nu.
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@zedvictor4
But What if the first messages god sent us was on a
( Plaxtin Plate Dynamic Carsp ) Thats a PPDC.
And They haven't even been thought of until another 73 years 3 months and 4 days from today.
Or
He could of wrote the bible on the beaches in the sand with stick at low tide.
We find ourselves in between these two methods
We are real luck how the real firsf original bible is word for word the same as the KJV today.
Sooooooooo luck luck.
He should of made us with a Christian operating system.
A BUILT IN BIBLE IF YOU WILL.
And you can't ROOT yourself.
Who would Derek talk to about some writing that God told him to write down. ?
Today.
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No one predicts the world will end in. 723 years time.
Its always somthing happens in there life.
A bit like doomsday prepers.
And second comingers ers
Its any day now.
The JW learned this the hard way. However they may have got there dates wrong.
Thats a simpke mistake anyone can make.
Ya'll should just leve the JW alone.
Move on.
They lived every day on the friggen edge man.
Wait for it.
Hold.
Any second now.
Hold.
Get ready.
Reallllll soon now.
Wait.
Here it is.
Picture that cock head David Koresh when he heared them alarms that sounded like the Devils trumpets or angle trumpets.
I watched someone warn a 10 year old girl about the second coming , and how her friend clair from school would be turned to ash.
And forget about Winnie the dog.
Now it wasn't told as bluntly as i make it out buttttttt.
Its fucking horrible .
( He then raised with. )
It would be irresponsible if i didn't, as she'd be one of the ones that gets turned to ash.
( I insta folded. )
Picture The jones Town mob that comitted suicide today.
So like now,
Picture em now.
They'd be living it up now but right.
The 900 and something of them are like ummmm, ruling the afterlife.
They got real lucky.
They now run heaven
You know this
Oh And theres the blokez with the red shoes.
Something to do with aliens weren't they.
And the hundred other groups that killed themselves for ummm,
For like ummmm
A better life,
yeah a better life.
THEY'D BE LIVING IT SOOOOOOO FUCKING LARGE RIGHT ABOUTTÞTTTTTTTTTTT
NOW RIGHT?
RIGHT?
SO FUCKING WOULD.
Me being the dumb dumb that me are.
fucked up and missed them opportunities.
Same as bittcoin.
Just 1 cup of coolaid could of had me living levita loka.
And her skins the color mocha,
Black cats and vodoo dolls.
Stoppppppppp.
Ok where was i.
They would be "living" EXTREMELY WELL right about now.
Would you agree?
OR
OR
Maybe not. ?
Dunno. ?
Who could know ?
But ya can't say No right.
Are well .
Back to the music shall we.
Her lips are devilish.
Living levita loca.
The 9 eleven dudes would of been through there virgins by now.
Well , i haven't don the math on that, but they would have been hey ?
Whats that.
But now they got there kids to fuck.
Said Thomas.
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Soooooo , Memory.
That'll bring you to the writing down part.
Bringing us to the teahers of this knowledge thing.
Then to something like trust. Its not trust but.
Its blind.
Knowledge that 1 + 1 is not 73
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Il , tell ya a way ya might be able to catch me
something freaky like.
Starting from the last page . And going to the front.
Ever 49th letter, will spell out read the 4 people responsible for the crime .
I'd probably fall for that.
Yeah i woukd
It would blow my mind .
I couldn't be a Christia quick enough.
I wanna see something ummm, freaky or ghostly BEFORE I DIE.
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@Stephen
Try Picturing this .
Someone breaks into your house and steals all of ya good shit.
Keep up the Picturing this in mind.
Its terrible right .
Keep picturing,
Keep picturing
Andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Your omniscient.
.
They take you to the station for questioning .
You give .
NO COMMENT.
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@RoderickSpode
Why you've a wild imagination Woderwick.
I m thinking about going down the road for bread and milk.
Your there running scenario after scenario
Innnnnnnn.
( What did you call them things again. ?,
Spiritual ummmm.
Rounds.
I mean realms
Spiritual realms
Thats some thinking right there.man.
Nice.
Your EXTREMELY RATIONAL.
Thats a good thing to.
I believe you would greatly benefit from a couple of Zeds classes on
( The Overthink ) thats just acknowledgement.
Im not saying that i think your over thinking .
What im trying to say
You may very well be the Smartest dumb cunt ive ever witnessed.
I like it.
I feel like ive said this to you before Woder.
Nice posts man.
Have a GGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT weekend.
PS.
You would of been a horrible shit of a kid.
A smart fucker, but if the jam lid was to tight.
You'd be lost.
I could be overthinking but.
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@zedvictor4
Did you say gho gho gho gho ghost Scrapy.
Angles , aleins, gods .
I can't help feel that They would of got away with it , if it wasn't for them molesting kids.
Ha.
Ha.
Good day Zed.
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@Stephen
Hey Henny.
You've seen me WARN the chistians of this ummm, ease of becoming one of em hey. ?
You've also seen me become a Christian a few times hey ?
Mid post .
I've gotten real fucking good at it.
I can do over 100 denomination.
Most accidental,
I found this fact whilst starting my studies into.,
( JOINING RELIGIONS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. )
I thought , if i have 5 mins left to live , I'd spend 1 minute of that joining as many religions as possible..
Day friggen one into my studies i was blown the fuck away by ,
Just how many christian de- noms one " becomes" a part of ,
with the one " main spell "
I call it
The magic spell of exceptence.
( the excepting of the christ as my lord and s ________r.
Day 2 of studies i came to the realization that i can't become jewish over night.
I couldn't learn the singing reading and along with required rock8ng.
That would take me a year plus.
And then as You know henny ,
Its my forskin thing that i have.
I mean
one can learn the torah for the rest of my life, but i would be kidding myself thinking one can go to the jew afterlife joint with skin over the end of my cock.
Its
Well,
It aint happening.
Oh
And then theres the
Pork and backon and ham. Oh my.
Being a auusie don't help .
Id done a Shrimp or two on the BBQ .
I eat all the diff types of shell fish.
Because seriously Hen Pen.
I wanted to be jewish . ( only for like a hour max )
That being My last hour of life.
Then i die in a waterfall.
And thennnn.????
No.
No and then.
AND THENNNNNNN.????.
I said NO and then.
Actually.
we do know about what happens after we die .
Where do i start. ?
Well , When we die ,
We are met by a bloke.
this bloke has in his hands yellow pages of paper.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I give to you .
▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪ THE GUY WITH THE CHECKLIST . ▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪
Did you do this ?
Did you do that ?
# 87. Do you have a forskin. ?
# 88. Show us then.
You lot alllllll think that when we die , a bloke with the checklist pops up right?
But Other then that .
I can only speculate.
Good day sir.
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My prayers and thoughts go out to them.
O friggen NO.
Im gonna.
FFFFFFFF.
FFF .
' DEEP BREATHS '
' SPITS '
' WIPES MOUTH '
Dont do it deb.
Just Walk away.
No but.
I cant.
Aaarrrrrrraarcbuuncwvimiybrc
You fucking .
Shit dick licker.
Bastards
A blinding light appears.
Thats running slow.
' RANT WARNING AVOIDANCE SYSTEM '
To avoid press button.m
' Presses button '
A warning msg appears .
Are you sure you want to avoid rant.
WTF.
Yessssssss.
PRESS PRESS PRESS.
In through the nose and out through the mouth.
Wow , so cloes to opening up then.
WANK.
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@WyIted
Hey hi boss.
Yeah i was midd post before right, and someone.
Im not sure who it was,
but someone
( excuse me , one second please )
' Google search ' meaning of spreadicly its sporadically.
It means , unreg intevals.
Hey .
Big Ted
Now what was i saying again.
Oh thats right.
Some SMART ASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Sporadically. Interveiws .
I mean Intervened
Oh
( Sorry excuse me fo a sec. )
Google Meaning of interv. Yes that it.
' cursing like Muttley '
Its spelt , Intervened
And the meaning is . Ok so that will work .
Wilt?
Buddy
Are you there ?
Yeah Sorry bout that. Im so busy over here.
Arrrr.
Long and short .
I got interviend,
Is Intervened on .
I mean At
I got intervened at
And it was done in sporadic fasion.
I mean . Nature.
It was done with a sporadicall nature
So yeah .
Sorry im flustered.
I was inerviened sporadically.
You know what im getting at right.
Now you are not going to just sit there and watch someone
' scrolls up '
Ted?
Yeah
Your not going to just sit there and watch me get sporadically interviened on .
Are you?
Well are you ?
The incedent i talk about isss.
Someone said ,and i state ( whips are just sticks with rope on one end.)
Now I wanna know the name and adress of this user.
I am not kidding.
Now.
Im sick to death of getting
' scrolls back up '
Sporadically intervened on all the time.
I suggest you all pull your heads in.
I mean.
This aint no cattle train.
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Who the fuck just said that. ? ??
Whips are just a stick with a length of string attached to one end.
Who said it.
Well, they are not right ?
There not
( Say there is a ummm , a ar ) ( good idea deb )
You do know Theres an art to it right ?
But you wouldn't would ya.
You dumbass
I want the name of that piece of shlt who said it.
Who wasss it.
ANYONE ??
No.
NO ONE WANTS TO SAY WHO SAID IT ? ? .
YOU FUCKING COWARDS.
Please kids under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
DO NOT ATTACH STRING TO THE END OF A STICK.
Its really not woth it.
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I'm happy to advise allllll.
That,,,,
Here at.
《《《《《 WHIPS R US. 》》》》》
For one week only.
WE ARE WHIPPING OFF A WHOPPING 65% OFF ALLLLL WHIPS IN STOCK.
If your talking whips
We got em
' whip sound '
Wife not doing as shes told ?
Sounds like she needs a good WHIPPING.
Kids board.
Well not anymore. Give em a whip and off they go.
You cant go wrong with giving your Kid and whip to play with. .
So WHIP on down now for a CRACKING great deals on whips.
We've Plenty of places to put your horse.
Were?...??
WHIPS R US
When we whip it.
We whip it good.
' whip sound '
Trully great times for whip making and whip whiparing .
That repairing.
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Having a slave or slaves back then must of been mega ummmm,
Must of been REAL helpful.
It feels like once you have one you dont want to then not have one.
Also , it " feels " like people that had the " run " of other people felt a LITTLE BIT bad about it.
Maybe just a little bit.
A middle Man would be needed.
Im guessing.
The Bible's "head scribe" had a slave, " of sorts. "
If you have slaves, you need to dance around it.
You really do.
So.
SHELL WE ?
" CUES MUSIC "
Andddddd
Ok When i say "SLAVES" , i do mean ,
UNDERPAID WORKERS.
OH , but these " underpaid workers are not allowed to just leave.
Sooooooo
When i say UNDERPAID WORKERS , I mean .
PRISONERS.
Yeah.
Sooooo, If they weren't on your farm , they would be put in prison.
( And yes prison is a really really bad place. )
And ' dip '
Slave ownership is just.
I mean.
Prisoner ownership is just.
Well Its fair.
Its better that they are out in the open air with no fences then in prison.
Because remember what i said before?
Yep Thats right. ( PRISON IS A bad scary place. )
Ya get fucked there.
'Disido'
What was i saying. Oh thats right.
I THINK PRISON IS. UNHUMAN.
And you carry on with.
Its crule and tuly horrible what they do to people there.
slaves are people not from around your neighborhood.
They are from that place that treat its citizens very poorly.
They don't , thats DO NOT fall under the ( love thy neighbor ) restrictions.
Look . you can see this here under the act
act 729. # ages ago. ( Neighbors are people with dwellings , within eye sight of your dwelling or dwellings )
So ummm, yeah
' kicks dirt '
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
MOVE ALONG.
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Hold the fucking phone.
Hey has Anyone else ever notice that Allah "talks" and " sounds " EXACTLY like christian god.
I bet NO one has ever seen both of them at once right.
Picture L Ron supprise when he recived his first few messages from our great alian overlord himself xenu.
Now you wouldn't think a god would sound at all anthing like a alien overlord.
WRONG.
He too, sounds Exactly.
Thats EXACTLY like christ, and allah.
I aint kidding .
Or
Or
Picture Joe Joe smith.
He new for a fact that,
A god speaking via stones , plates viewed in the bott9m of his hat is going to sound out of worldly .
Butttt.
You wouldn't blood belive it .
He to speaks and sounds EXACTLY like GOD.
Ex fucking zackly
FUCK NO.
SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE CHRIST GOD ,
ALLAH ,
The great alien overlord .
And that mental god that speaks via rocks in a hat.
Thats soooooooooo suspicions right ?
30 Monotheistic talkng gods later.
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@Mall
Correct.
I couldn't can't be any more clarityier.
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@Cougarbear121212
Hey , Hi man.
A scripture that ummmm, " talks " about or eludes to being clear.
What a hoot hey?
This scripture is gonna read .
So CLEAR
Please note.
His response may be .
Directly orrrrr indirectly through apostles and prophets.
Very nice start thers
( Im gettind exited on just how clear this scripture is gonna be.)
Anddddddddddddd
Powwwwwwwwwww.
( Reprove sometimes with sharpness )
God Teaching us to be, " crystal clear." And Have extream clarity.
He says
REPROVE .
Ok i got that.
SOMETIMES
Yep
Yep
I got that part.
And
With, SHARPNESS
Oh ok . Yep
Wowwwww
Thats Crystal clear as.
Clarity is also the correct definition of fear when it comes to God.
To true.
Thats like spot on hey.
GOD delivers again.
Its beyond obvious.
And that clarity.
Oh that friggen clarity.
Hey Cougar
When it comes to scripture translating.
Do you belive you may be in
○⊙○⊙○⊙○⊙○⊙ THE TOP 1000 OF ALL TIME. ⊙○⊙○⊙○⊙○⊙
At scripture translations ?
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@zedvictor4
I was like thirty when i first seen a deaf guy wake up and walk outside after a hurricane hit that he slept through.
It was such a eye opener.
Ya can't really Imagin that scenario until you see it. and go , fuck that can in fact happen .
Then i seen a funny skit about it.
But at this time i new things like that can happen.
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Hey Imagine if there was some kind of way were we could have alllllll the christians.
only speak truthfully.
You know what i mean ?
Nothing else.
None of this far fetched god shit.
Just straight up. ( 100% Truths ) and nothing but truths.
Truth serum of sorts perhaps.
Its wishful thinking i know .
But how cool would it be.
Oh but .,
If the christians could only speak truths and nothing but the truth
Im guessing they would argue that there rights have been vialated .
And they'd be right to do so.
God wouldn't get a mention.
When speaking of only the truth.
Any ideas on getting them not to lie . ?
Threaten them perhaps.
Maybe.
A Mellenium passes.
Picture now if you will
Being that first SMART guy whom was the first to figure out that.
If you hold you right hand up and ummm , .like promise on one of them books that one of the gods wrote.
Whilst saying a couple of things.
If this is done correctly .
Then you can't possibly lie.
You cant even pretend to not lie.
Picture getting " sworn in "
Then the next day , having to do the same thing to get " sworn in again "
Becauseeeeeeeeee.
The sworn in thing you did the day before ( runded out. )
HA.
FUCKING WANKERS
Picture this being sworn in working correctly for 1000 people .
Then some dude thats sworn in tell a straight up lie.
He would be sitting there for easy 5 mins seriously waiting for something to strike him down .
Then one hour passes and still he feels no effect from lying under oath.
The next day comes and stilllll, no ill effect from lying under oath.
A week later.
10 more people would have to try there luck on lying under oath ,
then people start hearing about the guys who all lied under oath and suffered no ill effect what so ever.
People then start taking this risk of lying under oath andddddddd.
Nothing happens.
It becomes known that swearing on a bible does not work.
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@n8nrgim
Hey Nate.
Just a reminder Pal.
You didn't hear back on what denomination hey ?
The required time has elapsed on that.
And you know what that means don't ya BIG FELLA.
YES
You now get to choose what denomination they are.
Please choose horribly.
( suggestions. )
The Jehovah witnesses
Or N8
What about
A seventh day adventists.
Are they christians.
Well You have like over .
ONE WHOLE DOZEN TO CHOOSE FROM.
YES.
There is that many.
The hide of em hey !
Calling themselves
( Christian )
Thats
Just...
( Christian )
And then quickly walk away.
There prob aint.
3 people on this site with the same denom.
Do you reckon N8 ?
Hey Its probs not even the multitude of denoms that differ.
Because theres like.
That Lutheran Church in your suburb N8.
And
That Lutheran church two suburbs over.
I wanna say they are ummmm.
Well.
☆☆☆☆ EXACTLY THE SAME BUT JUST DIFFERENT. ☆☆☆☆
I will however except.
There are more christians then Muslims.
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Imagine being a Gay Muslim with a Christian husband.
Thats sooooo Hell bound.
But the the kink factor.
Oh the kink factor.
Ok now please.
DO NOT ANSWER THIS.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Who'd be the "BITCH" In a homosexual, christian Muslim.
" relationship" ?
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
' puts hand to ear '
Whats that ?
yesssssssssss.
CORRECT ...
Always hey.
And the approx percentage of that occurrence ?
Occurring
Hey?..?...
At least 72.3 % of the time.
80% maybe.
Dunno.
Probably
Interreligious rooting.
Be it homosexual or het .
I never really thought about it to now.
There would be a date site for this im sure.
Mixed religious relations / hookups.
Mixed religious homosexual hookups.
Dot fucking com .
I know if i typed that into my
○○○○○○○○○ GOLD Pornhub browser 6000r. ●●●●●●●●●●
Yes the one With the extra ram.
It would reply.
( SEARCH RESULT. )
470297686538764398 VIDEOS on ( religious fucking )
ANddddddd
To have a fucking WILD STAB AT THE DARK.
These vids will be .
BLOKE fucks Muslim women.
Or
Or like.
Muslim women gets pissed on .
Maybe even.
Cum in My Muslim Stepsister.
' 48 minutes elapses '
DID YOU SAY SOMTHING ?
No?
Alrighty then .
Good day guys.
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Im so looking foward to zeds comeback here.
The cube's last post sounded like zeds last post stummped him for a split sec.
When Ebuc read the first two lines of zeds previous post
Sound waves .
Not noise.
Something happened in the cubes thinker.
He thought,
yeah but .
No but.
Then he recovered with straight simple science.
Please continue guys
It will get to.
Do Trees falling in a vacuum make a noise
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