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Ok class .
'Whack '
' Get out you scientific calculators '
Yes jonsy you to
Well use the persons next to you.
Calculators at the readyyyyyyyy
And Imput
8008.
Thats boob .
Ha
Ha.
58008
Upside down .
Ha,
Put ya Calculators away you fucking clowns
Can anyont get 4 to go into 2
In so much as we want ir to here.m
Thats
4 into 2 .
No your mom Trevor gets 4 into 2
Little smart arse.
Settle down.
We the atheist aint dumb .
We no full well that when adam gets like fully formed .
from the mont Franklin water in the dirt .
He is going to be.Given 1 of them blood types . .
Thus leaving 3 blood and 1 Eve.
3 into 1 .
Nope
And bammmm ,
you guys thought i haven't got the rib yet .
Fucking wayyyyyyy ahead
Bink.
One piece of ribby rib . .
O shit .
How did he to this
I dont plant the rib bits do i ?
Graph.
Stick it onto adam is it. ?
Fuck guys .
How was eve made again?
' so fucking embarrassed right now '
Im not google how did god make eve
I kNow its with the rib
and its in the Garden.
Ok Start again .
For fuck sake
Why did God make 4 bloods and 2 humans ?
I Picture god walking around with 2,
9 liter bags of blood for weeks
Then More waiting .
Holding 20 litere of blood
So like Whats with that. ?
Guys?
Well you will be pleased to know tha, t for a show of ( GOOD FAITH )
for the next 31 .5 hours
i will be excepting.
( GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS )
As a perfectly reasonably and logical explanation .
You
Are
welcome.
Now move the fuck, on.
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The suicide rate in the homosexual group is of the chart.
The last thing a suicidal person should have around them is ( i think )
A suicidal person.
You see Im a man .
I like haveing sex with skinny sexy looking hot chicks .
Their sweet pretty smell.
They have like flower dresses and stuff.
Homosexual men on the other hand
fuck men.
Wich is more manly..?
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@zedvictor4
Thanks muchly.
I would of asked for a fresh cream and jam type sponge cake.
Not a mud cake.
Keep that in mind
Next time perhaps.
Thanks
I would of asked for a fresh cream and jam type sponge cake.
Not a mud cake.
Keep that in mind
Next time perhaps.
Thanks
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Black and white fat back tvs
Fat back tvs ,
To the flat screen.
then to curved screen
Now back to flat OHD. 8k
They are now fitting better in to there environment.
They are living longer.
Projecton tvs. a distant relitive to them lot.
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O wow i didn't even know that was my 3000 post.
Thanks guys .
No really,
thanks.
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Theistic = a foolish or gullible person..
Simpletons = belife in the existence of a god or gods.
Yeah that works .
Good game.
Good game.
Move along.
Simpletons = belife in the existence of a god or gods.
Yeah that works .
Good game.
Good game.
Move along.
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@RaymondSheen
Ya got me again You bastard.
Nice post man.
I also excepted a insult here and there. .
I dont report..
I'm the worst speller and worse grama errorer ever. On this sight
My Incoherence
My in coherence
50% of posts are incoherent able .
Half my post ya can't read .
I purchased a $15 spell checker . Word spellef thing.
But nope
I cant like abuse people quick enough with that.
I think of it like this
If one can read a scripture out of the bible and kinnd know what it means.
The should be able to read my post.
Sometines i start my posts with.
Robert 25 : 92.
Or
Rebecca 38 : 89
Sometimes even a Derick . 30. - 66
That fixes alllllll my mistakes in the post.
Good day.
⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ A hot tip . ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙
Send a post to that Double R guy
and clear up That post where you said,
nothing aint real or something like that.
Just Say you didnt mean to type that .
And move along
Do it.
Nice post man.
I also excepted a insult here and there. .
I dont report..
I'm the worst speller and worse grama errorer ever. On this sight
My Incoherence
My in coherence
50% of posts are incoherent able .
Half my post ya can't read .
I purchased a $15 spell checker . Word spellef thing.
But nope
I cant like abuse people quick enough with that.
I think of it like this
If one can read a scripture out of the bible and kinnd know what it means.
The should be able to read my post.
Sometines i start my posts with.
Robert 25 : 92.
Or
Rebecca 38 : 89
Sometimes even a Derick . 30. - 66
That fixes alllllll my mistakes in the post.
Good day.
⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ A hot tip . ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙
Send a post to that Double R guy
and clear up That post where you said,
nothing aint real or something like that.
Just Say you didnt mean to type that .
And move along
Do it.
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@RaymondSheen
Do you think you are currently in
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ THE TOP 1000 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Of alllllll time at translating scripture
' crouches behind a tuft of grass in wait '
Wetting my self with intiserpation. .
He is gonna say it.
I just know it
Wait for it.
Here it comes .
Ill put up my next question as im sure he is.
Hey Ray Ray
Do you think you are currently im the .
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 100 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
OF ALLLLLLLLL TIME .
At scripture translating.
' qickly ducks back donw .
He will not answr this one will he .
Dont worry about the last questin
I dont need to ask about
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 10 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
OF ALLLL TIME
At scripture translating.
Holds spear in a throwing motion .
No fucking way is he going to go there.
Wait for it .
He isnt .
FUCK HE MIGHT.
The correct answer would be
Im avrage.
And last question .
Have you ever heard this sentence before. ?
Im not very good at translating scriptures. ?
Agin if you couldn't grasp that
Have you ever heard someone say.
I'm not very good at translating scriptures.
Reminder we have currently 899 926 theists currently in the
☆☆☆ top 100. ☆☆☆
Andddddd
38, 825 theists currently in the ☆☆☆ TOP 10 ☆☆☆
Truly Phenomenal stats .
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Ray Ray.
The bible states that the moon light up the night sky.
It goes on to say more .
And it reads and it appears that god thought the moon was like A LIGHT
That light up the night sky
Now weve known for 1000 plus years the moon doesn't light up shit . .
He really thought the moon was like a star.
And he comes across as a little omni-silly .
Butttttttttttt by the beauty of scriptures .
He didn't really think that andddd .
Maybe it was one of them , Not to be takin literally scriptures .
Orfrr .
ive misinterpreted the scripture.
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I sence a freind for ( miss trade secret )
They could correct each others nonsense alllllllllll day long hey.
They seem to know a great deal about the god thing.
Its almost like theve a book or something on him.
I've seriously never ever even met a god.
Ha. Ha.
I just said ( metta god )
Nice hey.
Thanks guys.
Thanks.
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@RaymondSheen
Your right , I dont know what or whom a god is
So Uneducated in the gods of the past department .
Ive attended 7 maybe 10 session of Sunday school and a handful of sunday services . Its safe to say , i know me gods.
And ive mad skills when it comes to , macaroni jewelry making .
Ask me mum.
10 sunday school sessions in i got me first BMX.
Gods good ill give you that , but he aint BMX good .
So i went that way .
And had no time for the god way.
The only negative from this is.
I may lack group singing skills .
You on the other hand would be a group singing champ right ?
ButbYou are correct
Nice post man.
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@RaymondSheen
Maybe there shouldn't be a wotd then for not believing in god/s
Like the same for poeple that dont belive in unicorns.
Its not like atheists made up or want to be called atheists.
We would rather
Justtt ( dont believe in god )
Thats all.
.
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@Double_R
RR
Im not sure We can use Logic in the religious forum.
We can only assume shit.
Assume sume here
and assume sume there
here assume
there assume
everywhere assume sume.
Assume,
its got a ( muse ) in it .
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All the Theists proof that they've collected thus far
goes along way to proving Atheism .
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@baggins
Can a atheist become a beliver ?
And.
Can A believer become Atheists?
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Assuming
The meaning of atheist should be . .
One who assumes there is no such thing as a god.
OR the opposite
Wich is a believer .
A believer assume a god exists,
Also id like to point out the word
Assume
Its got ( u , me , and. ass ) in it.
If ( u, ass, me ) i assume so
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@zedvictor4
Actully
Belive does change things
If i say i believe in god im a thiest. Well not specifically a theists but you kn ow
I belive in god
Orrrr
I don't belive in god
Am i Attempting to rule one of these in.
Orrr
Attempting to rule one out.
Or a combo
Mere belife
I dont have a clue on how to use my faith thing.
Tell me about faith Zee.
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@zedvictor4
No gods ever been ruled in
Thus Bringing us to the word ( believe ) and or belife
And its more sillyer brother word Faith.
I can belivd All i want but hey, and it dont changd shit
And the word atheist and theist deals with the word ( belive )
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@RaymondSheen
Atheists are fully aware of the FACT that the Sun has been worshiped as a god and still is .
Atheists can PROVE the sun exists.
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@RaymondSheen
Do theist belive everything .?
How do you rule out something not being real.
Like ummmm. bigfoots not being real ?
Talk us through the steps of hearing about these bigfoots and then coming to belive that they dont exist.
How did you rule out allah not being real. ?
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As far fetched as it sounds
Someone ,
one day ,
could probably start like a " false/ fake" one of these religion things one day.
Do you reckon. ?
Like all they would have to do is lie ,
And shit IDK make stuff up.
They could probably make few bucks out of it to . ?
We are Lucky No one has thought about this yet.
What do you reckon a false/ fake religion would even look like . ?
You could prob even make A "fake" made up " holy book " .
To go along with
Your fake religion
No.?
Yer probably not hey.,
What would a fales / fake holy book even look like right?
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Religion has Painted GOD REAL REAL THICK LIKE.
AS soon as you think , god
Its instantly one of those things thats been written about .
Its instantly one of thoes things from a specific religious group.
But There is a "chance" it is , one of the above
Yeah but,
Not but
If every one Kept there thoughts about god to themselves.
Two people out of ten billion wouldn't think the same
This fucks it up for the knew .
So thanks for that guys .
Ya tossers
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Does god watch naked chicks ?
If he doesn't,
he is more then likely a real bright light with no feeling toward humans , donkes and or other stuff.
You can't Tell me you wouldn't watch hot chicks in the shower.
Does he watch kids in the shower.
NO .
Ill stop now but .
I suspect "god" isn't what we think .
But deb you aint allowed to say you belive god isnt what we think .
Your a atheists you nit.
Yeah but ,
No but
I mearly entertaining the thought
All im saying is .
how hot was marry was ( within a certain radius ) may answer alot .
Hey whats that over there
Bammmmm.
' disappears in a cloud of smoke '
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If God built the intire universe / s and placed it right here.
Imagine what he might of built like over there.
No, no, not there .
Over there.
Ya dont just "create" one thing and fill up allllllll the room you have with it .
Im sure he would of built a dozen or so of these little intire universes thingys we find ouselves in.
And they'd be just lying in a one corner.
Barly noticeable.
Intier universes are so yesterday.
Occasionally he might muck around with them buttttttt,
His got better shit to deal with then one boring old intire universe.
Its not like god built a intire univers just for us humans to hang out there.
He doesn't really about us. ( i wouldn't think )
He watches puffins playing most of the time, he does occasionally witnesses us moving shit around.
Butttt.
He didnt do nothing with mere us in mind.
I mean .
His a friggen God dude.
We ain't shit.
Its us thinking a" god " thing is something that we know about and is explainded in that book.
And its That silly little bible book wich makes it look like he cares a speck for us.
He don't.
ESPECIALLY NOT INDERVIDUL US.
You cant think God cares or like ummm, get upset if Cory smithington smith kills himself.
God don't give a fuck about Leon
orrrr Rachel
Errol or Elizabeth.
Does
not
care.
It feels like you think he made the intire universe to houes a dozen billion people on one fucking rock thing
If you think he did .
What a dork he would be.
You dont need 1000 houses for ant farm that sits in the 36th house from the left.
Doh.
Hang the fuck on . ' rips on the handbrake.
If he makes 1000 houses and only living things can live in the 36th houes from the left , that may make us important, to him.
Id like to Scrap this post please
I belive god doesn't even watch hot chicks in the shower.
I would if i was a god and looked like the same type of of " species.
You would .
Sooo, it comes down to .
Iffff jesus mom was the hottest chick on the planet.
I would belive he does care about us.
If jesus mom was the hottest chick in like walking distance.
God definitely aint real.
See ive feeling mary was sexy as.
Thus making god a normal bloke.
Her prettiness her attractiveness would be the best indicator of is god real or is he not.
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Stand down men.
Everything is fine, its all good.
They are real good people down there at the ( Our lady of the way methodist church ) 07 , 4529 70002.
We can all relax.
Ok so i want clear a few things up here today and ummm.
Well what id like to do is, have a talk with you guys about our
GREAT LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST.
Anyone here heard of him before ?
Well his trully a great guy.
Is it ok if we have a little chat ?
I really think you will love this bloke.
Anywayssssss.
' HELP ME '
This is Said in a voice exactly like the tin man had before he got oil.
' help '
' help me '
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Just when i start to think they are probly not a bunch of crazy peoples, the sound of singing remanates from the building.
I sneak on up to a window with a gap in the curtain and peek in.
WTF.
They are all waving there hands in the air and appear to be singing song directed to something on the roof , or something near the roof.
Im not kidding you guys.
Wow im recording this . Its proof that they are fucking whack jobs.
Ill try getting a better vantage point.
What could be on the celling?
Insert guesses here ( ___________ )
Or
( _____________ )
Ok Ill be back soon .
If i go missing, this post will explain where i am.
Wish me luck.
Cover me.
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' Ring-Ring '
' Ring-Ring '
Come along you lot .
God wants us to gathering up down the road now.
' Ring-Ring , '
' Ring-Ring '
Look im not gonna tell you again .
' HURRY UP '
If you now close your eyes and think real real hard .
Like real hard .
I WANT you to think .
The creator of the universe, wants us all to head down the road to the church building.
Ok Now keep this thought.
Again.
He wants us to go down the road and meet up together at the building.
' Keep thinking it '
And exhale .
I mean its only commen sense right.
It totally seems sensible he wants us doing this right ?
Of course needs us at the building down the road.
The theists are on the move.
I repeat.
The theists are on the move.
I just seen the people across the road head off to there church place.
I do sometimes wonder what they are doing in there.
They better not be sacrificing animals and shit in there i tell ya,
I can picture them like drinking there blood .
And Dipping two fingers in the blood and applying it like war paint.
Im picturing like a orgy. And other assorted sex stuff hey ?
Wich is cool and all .
Buttttt.
I just need to know.
I think we need to keep a eye on em.
STRICTLY For safty reasons.
' Cough cough camera surveillance.
' cough '
' cough '
More then likely its nothing to bad .
It may even be good .
Its just.
Well, i cant see in the building at what they are up to.
Its Inquisitive nature if you will.
I dont want em hurting people.
Im thinkkng if we put some cameras in there .
Church next week will be held at father pauls house
Can anyone give me something so i can just forget about it.
It probly isnt the sunday service i should worry about , it shojld be fhe
" SPECIAL " freaky services they get up two.
I guessing that would involve like Hookers and cocain.
Again.
Im cool with that but , but .
Id Like to know thats all.
Thats fair enough right ?
Every day i see a gathering of em.
And they are all just christians.
They are a group if you will.
Ive noticed that, Christians hang out with christians.
As a atheist and not being in a like a ummm, a darts club or something .
I don't get it.
I need to find me a NICE gggr , ggg , group is it called .
Yeah a group.
Im open for ideas.
RC planes . No , not really .
A scout group of sorts perhaps.
NO.
I dont collect stuff .
Im to old for sports.
Ive left this open .
( insert a funny joke on my behalf here a " group " that would want me " )
Like . What about you join a group of fuckwits and you can be the leader or something like that
( but really give it to me here please guys. )
Anyways.
I feel like they may be doing FUN stuff without me , thats all.
Fine cunts.
☆☆☆☆☆ Im a little jealous right. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
There i said it .
Now Fuckin move on .
You lot never let up on me do yas.
You allll continue to mock.
He he he .
Im going group shoping.
Good game .
Good game.
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BRING CASH .
Now I dont know a great deal about the christian religion, but one thing is for certain.....
JESUS FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CASH.
So ummm, Yeah . Thats all.
' kicks dirt '
And have a wonderful day guys .
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I was just watching dooms day prepers.
And this lot where prepping because of the "second coming" thing thats gonna happen in approx, four months , two weeks , three days and 17 mins.
"Bible prepares" they are called.
They come across as ummmm , fucking dickheads.
I want to meet a person that " guesses the second coming will happen in a few hundred years time.
Like after there dead.
Every person that believes in the second coming. Know .
They know it will happen in there life time.,
They just know it.
God is a sick dude mentioning a " second coming " thing will happen anytime real soon now.
No not now .
But like pretty soon
Yet to be specified.
I wonder how many folks have died, sitting on the edge of their seats in ready ness.
Hold .
Any day now .
Hold
Wait for it.
Ok
Wait.
God said.
It will come at any moment.
What a great guy .
It will happen
. ♡♡♡♡♡ At Any moment. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
So thats not Now,
but at " Any moment "
So With this knowledge.
We sit in wait.
HOLD .
NOT YET .
READY .
HOLD .
NOT JUST YET.
WAIT FOR IT .
GET READY NOW .
HOLD.
OK.
Get ready.
SOON NOW.
Wait.
Hold.
That rat bastard.
It will occur at
Any moment o'clock.
So that not today but.
WAIT FOR IT.
HOLD
HERE WE GO.
Ready now.
Soon .
Wait now. .
No.
What a fucken great guy hey.
Its almost lke Gods not sure of the occurrence of this up and coming.
Third coming .
I mean " second coming "
The bastard had jesus believing in this second coming thing didnt he.
Any way . Thats a diffrent post.
God can be a real dick to us his children , i mean belivers sometimes.
Can the bible be fully studied,
Im sure it could .
It sucks that god speaks in a monotone scripture like format.
L RON invented one of these religion things like that you guys are in andďddddd.
God .
God being a evil alien dude.
Any guesses what language he spoke ?
Well not language butttt.
He spoke in a scripture like format.
Good old joe joe smith talked with god right. ?
And when good talks via plates and rock from the botom of a hat.
The translations comes out innnnnnn.
Well
A scripture like format.
Soooooo, Up thete baldy . And god sent 40 bears to mall the kids
Thanks for that god .
With alll the diff versions.
I cant find a. ( Specific and ultra clear version. )
Its the year 2024.
If a person today gets caught with a bible with the scriptures scratched out and replaced with the actual meaning of said scripture.
What punishment would they face. ?
Will they be put to death ?
Surly today we are alowed to do this right.?
I bet allllll you guys have scriptures or two scrathed out in ya king james's
With the what you think as , the true scripture meaning.
I dont even think you go to jail these days for Highlighting versus and shit in the bible.
It must be like the " important " parts in the bible that one highlights right ?
Anyways .
Back to the studying guys.
Again. Please take your time .
You've A whole one book to study.
When you finish this "study" of the book )
You'll need to study it more
Ok
Give me you predictions for
○○○○○second commings o'clock . ○○○○○
Keeping in mind . In the bible it says
It will happeN ATTTTT
( any moment now.)
Im giing with In ( 5 years 3 months 2 days and 2 hours. )
( Any moment now. )
Picture them one ar two guys who whilst writing Abrahams book book thing said
Hey.
He goes hey .
We should have god comunicarto in .
" A scripture like format. " To us.
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@Best.Korea
Insta melts .
Shucks.
That done made my day,
Thanks man.
' opens arms '
Bring it in.
' hugs '
Your a great complienter.
Complimentaror
You know the word im looking for.
Again.
Thanks.
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Oh and then theres the great Atheists hierarchy.
At the very top we've
Atheists that have been Atheists for over 50 years.
These great and Noble folks we calll.
( Atheists )
On The next level of atheism we have the 20 years plus atheists .
These guys are referred to assssss.
Now get this. .
( Atheists )
Next on the level of command weve.
10 plus year atheist.
Any guesses on what we might call this bunch?
Whats that. ?
Correct. ( Atheists )
Then its the over 5 years of being a atheist group .
Better known as
( Atheists )
The lesser then 5 years being a atheist.
We call em
Yep
( Atheists. )
Ok so the lot we put on the very very top here at atheist R US.
Areeee.
The Atheists.
Closely followed by the second tear guys.
The Atheists.
Then it goes
The Atheists.
Then
The Atheists.
Let me now tell you about our female atheists.
These guys are known and referred to as .
Ya ready for it.
( The Atheists )
Female atheists can be in all demo's
50 plus
20 plus
So on and so on .
Female atheist are Atheists.
Male atheist are Atheists.
A atheist tree would resemble somthing like this
ATHEISTS.
THEN
ATHEISTS AND ALSO ATHEISTS.
ATHEISTS, ATHEISTS, ATHEISTS
AND .
ATHEISTS.
THE LEADER OF THE SO CALLED ATHEISTS
WE CALL THEM
A ATHEIST.
OVER HERE WE CALL HOMOSEXUAL ATHEIST, ,,
DRUM ROLLL..
ATHEISTS.
WHERE DO ATHEISTS MEET FOR MEETINGS and other scally wag behavior?
WE DON'T
WITH NO WEEKLY ATHEISTS MEETING POINT / CLUBHOUSE
( Atheists ) DONT do MEET UPs AND HANG OUTs.
Now With No atheist clubhouse or regular meeting point you guys the theists are probably wondering.
( WELL WHERE ON EARTH DO THe ATHEISTS MEET UP TO SING SONGS TOGETHER ? )
The answer to this is simple.
Its a collaborative.
Why the fuck would we meet up to sing songs together ya dickheads ?
The "price" and the effect for not having a weekly meeting point to meet for singing together is still being studied.
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WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.
OH FUCKING NO .
I knew this would happeN
Fuck fuck fuck.
THE Theists have just put OUT a challenge to the atheists.
A GROUP SINGING SING OFF IF YOU WILL.
Fuck.
We ain't got a chance guys .
I MEAN.
Sure we are the SMARTER AND MUCH MORE EDUCATED LOT.
BUT IN the ( GROUP SINGING ) department.
Weve nothing.
Any IDEAS guys. ?
Think of the years of mockery we will face, losing a singing comp to the bloody christians.
I say we make an announcement declining the
( GROUP SINGING SING OF COMPETITION )
And we declare the theists the far superior group when it comes to a, group sing song sing along.
Can we live with this ?
Soooooooo.
Believing in god makes people better at group singing then not believing.
Sounds right hey. ?
Here.
Wankers.
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Give us your fave song you guys love singing together for ya little god thing?
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I didn't ask for the meaning of theisim because its fucking stupid.
But it aint dumb guys..
nonsensical the musical
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A. Theisim is not nonsensical . Its more musical.
A. theists coming together to join in a good old ( sing song sing along )
Aint dumb
Its just singing songs together right?
at the god thing.
Thats Not at all nonsense icle.
I mean.
Its not nonsensical to gather up with a bunch of random guys / gals / family's and kids and shit from around your neighborhood.
Meeting up in a clubhouse and just sing songs together is FINEEEEE.
To the god thing .
At the god thing
It aint nonsense icle.
GOD must fucking loveeee it when you guys sing songs together to him.
Again. It aint dumb
It just.
Well .
Its normal.
Totally fucking normal.
Right?
So ummmm. Yeah .
' kicks dirt "
Picture what ya God thing is doing when you theists are in top note just singing ya little hearts out together for him.
It aint dumb to think the god guy wants us to sing at him or to him either.
Its straight up commen sense.
Dont bother with this post , i aint asking nothing.
But Just know that.
We don't think you guys are dumb dumbs .
If you guys wanna sing songs together and stuff .
Im cool with that.
No No.
I said Its not dumb .
Its not.
I know.
Carry on.
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Im guessing theists have some kind of god / religious dictionary book.
The Meaning of the word .,
atheists / Atheists.
Clearly Reads.
Knows heaps about science. ×
Wears a white coat and saftey specs. ×
Has to " belive in the TOE " . ×
The Big bang,
Yes .
thats a must.
And ya gotta be smart.
= ATHEIST.
You can picture this picture in the theists mind.
Ive personally used a bunsen burner sòooooooo, yeah, im pretty much a scientific .
I mean a scientist
The hardest part about being a atheist for me issss,
having to "belive" in the theroy of evolution.
I don't like it. Buttttt, i am a atheist sooooo, i know the deal.
Of course Evolution is real.
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@zedvictor4
I reckon that dog of yours zed could take a good compliment.
Im gonna compliment him .
Hold him steady just in case.
Here i go.
Whos a little cutie then hey?
Oh yes you are ,
yes you are.
' scratches under the chin '
Your so cute.
Did he like that.
Mm mmmm , nice
He took that fine .
His ok isn't he ?
Animals love getting complimented.
Oh yes they do.
Pretty little dog.
Hey what about.
AI compliment giving.
Giving and reciving.
AI would loveeee getting complicated i reckon.
Welllll. Here goes
Im gonna use the same tone i used whence complimenting the dog before.
Whos a smart little AI.
Oh yes you are. .
You are so so smart
AI stands for awsome interlect.
You are mutha fucking welcome.
Hey if anyone else wants me to compliment them.
Please feel free to ask.
Ill compliment you ever so hard.
So ummmmm, yeah.
' KICKS DIRT. '
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@Mall
Mall. ?
Hey Mall.?
Its been like 6 hours now .
When you say, Give it time .
Is that a week or maybe 2 .
A month.
I fucking so cant wait till it hits me.
I know its going to .
Can you give me an Approx time frame ?
Keep in mind Mall that im close to twice as smart as you.
Soooooo.
A week ?
A month ?
I feel like a kid in a candy store.
Ive got a grin from ear to ear. ( i really do )
Im on the very edge of my chair.
I keep saying "we don't realllllly own nothing "
I was thinking about these two people that i know that own a race horse .
They call themselves, PART OWNERS.
Dickheads they are.
Ya cant part own hey ?
Ha , that sounds funny.
Part own. ha. Part own.
Should i be pushing it
Wait for it.
Hold .
Hold.
Any second now .
Wait.
What about.
Ya cant part own me.
Thats
Part own me.
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@zedvictor4
Your wife is looking extremely good looking today Zed.
Tell her i said.
Hi miss .
***** Deb ?......? ,
STOP it there.
You had a little fun , do not go on.
Well Zed.
You have such a cool looking beard.
NOW TAKE THAT YOU KUNT.
Yeah yeah
You take complaints real fucking cute like Zee.
Look at you taking it.
Ok
Ill Back later to comp your arse a little more.
Good day sexy.
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Jesus being killed for speaking about his god daddy in under a week is a pretty strong argument.
They didn't like imprison him for a year to run tests on him , they just insta killed him.
You'd think if there was any slight chance of this bloke jesus being a son of a god and able to perform a mirical or two.
nowknow he was speaking shit about the already established " religion " in the area at the time.
The one that he was a member of by the way, ( thats a total different post )
You dont kill a dude that can perform things like.
Turning a Empty bucket into a , full bucket o fish.
Ya don't inta kill a guy that has the ability to turn water into wine.
Ability to heal blind and sick people with a touch of his hand.
If he can do anythihg like that, you'd simply cut out his little voice box and put him in like a dungeon,
NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
Easy done.
Youd work the shit out of him until he dies.
5 hours a day you'd have him doing ( empty bucket into bucket full of fish )
10 hours a day he'd be turning water into wine
5 hours a day you'd have him healling folks
3 hours a day doing other profitable stuff ,
And then let him sleep for a hour.
You'd have him doing this every single day until he dies
You dont just, Insta kill him.
WATER INTO mutha fucking WINE.
Who'd want a bloke hanging around that can do stuff like that.
Nope.
His got to go.
Nail him up.
Quickly
He was there for a weekend wasn't he.
I would of made him KING of the " religion " that was going around at the time.
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Im sure his lawyer will use the
( No one really owns anything defense )
This coupled with ( time to deliberate )
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Free will.
Im sitting here watching cops the tv show.
This whole, you dont own anything thing sure seems blurry.
Like this one bloke had a crack pipe on him , along with a bag of crack,
however.
He just quickly put a pair of his mates pants on ( as you do )
and he was like totaly unaware that the pipe and drugs in the pockets butttttt,
He says this to the cops and they are like. They dont wanna hear it.
Soooooooo.
You can actually own shit that you dont even no you own .
Thats back to front right.
Its just because it was in his Possession.
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@Savant
Ive NEVER played it before Ant.
Does it take long to learn how to play it.?
Its not like learning a card game or something is it ?
Give me a sec man, ill google how to play it.
Thanks for the invite.
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So that clears all that nonsense up about souls.
You dont own a soul.
I will leave it up to the courts to decide what i own.
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@3RU7AL
God of the gaps , not gays.
The only thing we know for certain issssss.
The Real Gods brute.
Like i mean the actual really real gods, do like a little a book book thing.
Its just,
Well , its commensense.
Straight up .
The christian god did the bible .
Right brute. ?
Stay with me .
The bloody other god guy.
Allen i think his name is. He did a little book to .
And the jew god .
Well , i don't think he even exists buttttttt,
If the jews had a god . He would of did one to.
Imagine how brilliant arguments for atheism could be if only god didn't do the book thing that he did for us.
Boy the theists got lucky god did a book.
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@MAV99
Hay Mav.
You have to Picture a god thing doing the whole, "before the big bang thing."
Along with.
The Making of the billions and billions of stars , galaxies.
And in thIS same breath , Whilst ya still in ore fathoming.
Fathomering .
Ya also having the knowledge of knowing that he also doesn't want boys kissing boys.
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Picture the theist headquarters, And in it , a big messy room full of the everdence they've ( the theists ) have collected thus farrrrr.
things like .
God on a grilled cheese sandwich . And.
And .
IDK. ,Other stufff.
There would be scraps of paper EVERYWHERE with just stupid shit sayings on it.
Like . ( THE ULTIMATE REALITY. )
The rd be.
Yellow postics covering floor to ceiling.
A right fucken mess it would be.
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If we could set an agreed " limit of time" for theists to prove a god exists.
Thennnnnnnnn, i can be a Atheist.
Thus " providing " a platform to launch a stong argument for Atheism.
Buttttt Since theists have, " unlimited time " plus some more, " unlimited time"
Along with three more " unlimited times " and a half, To prove a god exists.
I gotta be Ag friggen nostic.
And that comes With the knowledge of knowing god either,
( A )exists
Orrrrrrrrrrrr
( B ) does not exist.
So Until then , I just gotta sit here and wait it out.
All the theists have to do is get one of these god dudes and show him to " us" .
Thats all.
Im starting to think they've given up on this.
Im also starting to think atheism / atheists, have a better chance of proving god doesn't exists.
its only up and up from there.
Then We could then move on to more important shit like.
Proving unicorns don't exist.
No but seriously.
We shouldn't rush the theists on proving god exists.
The last thing we want is for them to miss like a clue or something.
The poor guys.
Im comfortable giving the theists a couple more thousand years to prove god exists.
Please Take ya time guys.
☆☆☆☆☆☆ DO NOT RUSH PROVING GOD EXISTS. ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Im sure they can in time.
Hey I wonder what else theists belive in SO SO SO much but could NEVER HAVE A CHANCE OF PROVING ?
They started a game and gave us atheists no chance of ummmmm, winning it if you will.
So ONCE MORE GUYS ( THEISTS )
DONT RUSH PROVING ONE OF YA GOD THINGS.
TAKE YA TIME.
Fucking Omniwankers.
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