Deb-8-a-bull

Ok sorry pal. 

 

Or Any adult near you please., 

Nowwwwwwww. 

Ill wait.

underdog ? 

Nope. 

That be inthedog.  

Buttttt um yeah . 

I aint clicking on that.  

If thats a video of somone fuck8ng a dog , wich it sounds like it is.

Don't go putting up links like that , CUNT. 

Jusy Don't.  

Someone named ( underdog ) anddddd

putting up picks of people fucking dogs. 

Thats like .  

Well .

Its a red flag .

Can you pop ya mom on the computer for a sec please pal ?

Underdog. 

Please,  ill be respectful,  

UNDERDOG? 

Just a quick chat with ya mom please mate. 

Ill be super quick dogg.m

Please.

Pop her on. 

 

Its soooooo good how we can prayer for others hey. 

I just rattled a further  20 , negative prayers. 

Allllll about you guys. 

I prayed that Ya'll  taken from us in real horrible ways. 

And SOON TO. 

( Ouch , i genuinely felt bad typing that. )

I haven't been anti praying on all your behalfs. 

Guys.

I wouldn't do that. 

 No i didn't 

I did not prayer for you to die in a grease fire.

I fucken didn't.  

Ok well then prove it.  

hehehehh, 

The NEGATIVE PRAYERER , Strikes again. 

This so called "power"  of this,  prayer . 

Im thinking it would be on par with , ( upon a star wishing ) 

Wishes.   v   Prayers. 

A prayer surly wouldn't be as ummmm , strong as like, 

( Blowing out candles on a cake wishing. ) 

that being  prob the most powerful type of wish that one could perform.  

No way 

You would however think prayer is more powerfull then .

( eyelash blowing ) 

Anddd , 

( flower petal blowing )

( Wishing well wishes work well )  . 

This form of wishing.  A wishing well)  woukd  have produced more ummm favorable outcomes then god praying.  

( god praying )  

ANDDDDDD .   GOT ya. 

And you to.  

The Whacky ○ Wishy ○ Washy ○ Wisher ○ Wins ○ again.  

I  just wished all of you guys prayers are never answered. 

You felt that right.  The hit from that wish? 

' deflection ' 

Your prayer for me to stop wishing bad wishes  has failed once again. 

Let us now do a reading from . 

The great book of Wishes.  And lets go with the MMV  (Micky Mouse version)  

 

Deb  24 : 58 

Star light,

Star bright.

Fisrt mutha fucken  star.

I  mutha fucking  see tonight. 

I wish i may.

I wish i might. 

Have this wish .   

I wish tonight.  

 

ANY GUESSES ON WHAT THIS WISHTURE MEANS ??.  

Fucked if i know. 

Anyways .

Ya'll all be dead any day now. 

Best wishes guys. ? 

Guys. 

Im not offering you best wishes. 

Im asking 

best wishes? 

( candle on a cake wishers  ) 

D

E

A

D

 

Wishing

Or

Praying. 

Praying or wishing..  

Hang the fuck on . 

Let us combine.

A prayer and a wish 

Pray-wishing.

Or

Wish-praying. 

Or 

Wishfull praying.   

( A prish)  thats cute hey . 

A prayer and a wish . 

A prish. 

Here is a indication of how wishes are more powerful the prayers . 

Ready  ? 

Ok Feel this.  

(   I prayer that you were dead.  )  

Let it sink in. 

Ok.    Orrrrrrr

 (  I wish that you were dead. )  

Fucking bammmmmmmmmmmm right. . 

You felt that. 

WISHES WIN.  

respect my wishes.  

 BUT Seriously 

I wish you'd shut the fuck up deb.m

Ok.

Good game .

Good game. 

If you ever see a god , 

Yell at it and repeat over and over 

What religious group should i be in .

What religious group should i be in. 

Thats allllllll ya need to know. 

DONT FORGET IT.

practice it. 

What religious group should i be in.

What religious group shoukd i be in.

As soon as he relays  this . 

You insta join that group . 

Instantly. 

No but seriously, 

Imagine joining a religious group , never having met like a actual god. 

Thus never been told to join this group or that group. 

Just like picking one and fucking running with it for the rest of ya entire life. 

Ya need some fuckinf balls for shit like that right. ?

Them crazy lose mutha fuckers.

Thed be like .

Lets go withh shit IDK 

Yeah That one..

Then just follow it to a fuck8ng tee until ya die. 

And never question it. 

I liking that to picking a tattoo. 

Id hate for god to pop up and go ,

Join the JW.

ID be like . That wasn't god.

It wasnt.

And pretend it never happened.

I think Having 3 maybe 4 wives would be pretty cool. 

Sooooo. 

Im hoping god tells me to join one of them ones. 

Theists are GREAT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS. 

They should put on a class for the atheists. 

How to pick the correct group. .

I personally think i would pick a incorrect one approximately 10 maybe 15 times before cracking it.n

But the stats speak for themselves.   

We asked every theist on this site if they are in the correct group.  ? 

EVERY MUTHA FUCKING ONE OF EM .

ARE SPOT ON.

The atheists wouldn't have a clue what religious group is the correct one. 

Its This and group singing that the theists excel hey. 

Now .

Its only a suspicion butttttt. 

I think when we die , there may infact be a ummmm , a group singing task like thing to see if we go to like a good place or a bad place.

Picture them theist rat bastards snickering at us fools for think8ng singing songs together in good quality dosnt mean anything.

Its just a suspicion.  

If i was told at a young age that. 

IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD , 

YOUR LIFE WILL HAVE VERY LITTLE TO NO GROUP SINGING WHAT SO ALL. 

I may of stayed a belever. 

Sooo. 

We need to warn the young ones of this. 

Because.  

NO GOD MEAN NO SINGING SONGS TOGETHER,  

SOOOOOO. 

Let us now give cred were creds jew. 

I mean due.

TO THE THEISTS

GREAT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS.  

AND 

AWSOME GROUP SINGERS.  

Atheists could never match them in these areas of ummmmmmmm. 

Expert fucking tees 

THE THEISTS.  

' Tips hat. ' 

Ps 

Please Teach us how to pick our religious group .

Thanks guys,

Fuck8ng wankers.

Xoxi

One.

Two.

Three, 

Yesss , i got em

Thats 3 Anti - prayers right there. 

Ya'll now have. 

HPV. 

Fingers crossed.  

What the 

I feel someone just anti prayer on me . 

Which one of you cunts just prayed bad things on me . 

 I combat it . 

Do not be dickheads guys and PRAY bad stuff upon me ok .

DON'T. 

Grow the fuck up.

Oh hell NO. 

AND AGAIN.  

who the fuck did that one. 

Stop Bad praying for me. 

You. Fuckers

 

Congratulations.  

I just prayed for a win fall for you with in two weeks . 

Enjoy my good friend. ,

You are welcome.  

Cash ? 

Of course. 

Its always cash . 

And sometimes hot looking sluts . 

But mostly i ask for cash. 

Prayers work like that right. 

Ive had quite a few religious people from time to time offering to pray for me. 

With me. 

As you lot have . 

I allow them to.   Im cool with that. 

( of course i secretly have my fingers crossed.  ) 

Im not a fucking idiot. 

But ummmmmm. Yeah. 

Im getting how these prayer things work.

Soon ill be like a pro prayer,  like a real good one.

Youll think of me like . 

Danm . That guy is such a real good prayer.  

er. 

Andddddd,

You've never seen such a hi quality kind of prayer like me. 

Rapid prayers . 

Yeah. 

One day soon.

Oh 

ITS A MF  PRAYER OFF . Now bitch 

Does Any one here dare  

No but seriously. 

Not meaning to boast. 

Buttttttt.

When it comes to praying.  

Im prob one of the best right. ?

Right?

My fave prayer is.   

Can i get a million bucks god ?

Ive been sneakily praying for all you guys now for months hey. 

I pray for like real bad stuff to happen to you lot. 

And goddly and  oddly enough.  When i pray for someone else.  

It comes up as . ( a prayer from them . 

They prayed the prayer for themselves.  

You know what i mean  

And i pray real real hard for the most horrible of horrible things to alll fall upon you bastards.  

A quick question air. 

Any one noticing any odd changes happening  to themselves of late. ?

Any one finding it more diff to mantain an erection ?

Any deaths in ya family yet ? 

Welllllll give it another month and youllll all be living shit arse lives.

Ummm.

Amen.

Ya alllll dead mutha fucker. 

A month. 

Oh crap. 

This is not ment for you brute. 

Its. Alllll the others . 

For example.  I say 

Dear god . 

Thats how i start. 

I say DEAR GOD . 

I AM PRAYING TO YOU ON BEHALF OF  Best Kora. 

Then ________________and to end his _____ life_______

_______ soon. 

He HATES YOU GOD . I tell him . 

He thinks your gay and other vile nonsense.  

God then recives and ecepts said prayer.  

And likenand day now . 

Yalll fucked

LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE.

THE NEGATIVE PRAYER. 

OR 

THE ANTI PRAYER.  

 

Can i get a AMEN.

Well

You'll be happy to know that. 

For a small fee of less then 41 cups of coffee.  

My prayer tracker APP really delivers.  

It has so much functionality. 

From sent and received tones . 

To .

Prayer granted info. 

You got.the very popular  DTYSG service.  

Thats  a( Direct to your selected God )

That comes with a 100% accuracy rate orrrrr, you maybe get ya money back. 

 

( i was gonna mega elaborate )

but i need to quick go th the shops. ) 

So can now you Invent the ,,, (  direct to your god  APP ) 

50/ 50. 

Back in 10mins 

 

When you send off your prayers half the time its collected by a Hindu god. 

As They are EVERYWHERE.   

They are always getting in the direct line of contact. 

This along with the fact that.

Christian  Prayers and  Muslim prayers look so fucking similar. 

 

 

Bad aim.

Wrong hole. 

Hey have you ever noticed that . 

Sometime You could be like close to 10 ° of the direcky of the mecc mecc. 

But still , your prayer gets recived.  ? 

There was this One time  i was like a whopping , 14° off target but still . 

Prayer was recived.  

Yes 14° off targ. 

So odd hey? 

But That exactly why i don't eat sun dried tomatoes.  

Its only commen sense that ( prayer works ) 

Butttttttt .

Its only commen sense that prayer does not work If your not facing mecca, 

My commen sense wont turn off. 

 Sooooooooo

That aside,

To get to the bottom of prayers working and not working

We need to run us some tests . 

Everyone get in pairs .

Come along. 

No one wants to be partners with Stephen ? 

' a light chuckling '  is heard 

Trade you can partner with Stephen.  

Ok Now, 

What im gonna have you  do isss,  

One of you will spin the other around real real fast in a office chair . 

( thus simulating that of a out of control helicopter.  ) 

When max speed is reached 

you are to ,   fire off a quick, 

( 10 Muslim prayers . )  rapid fire. 

   

And most importantly. 

Take note of how many of them prayers out of 10 hit the required "mecca allotment" in the red Zone of the designated area,   

for prayer to be counted.  

Simple right? 

Oh and  , Also whilst we have our ( commen sense alators )  still out. 

Ask it. 

Whats is the more safer mode of transport.   

Flying  horses  or  Helicopter.  ? 

Common sense says that are pretty much even hey ? 

Actully Forget about that. 

Reminder.

⊙⊙⊙⊙    Switch off.     ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙

ya commen sense alators before putting them away. 

As The battery for them are NOT CHEAP.

DONT FORGET.  

NOW WE COMPILE.

Conclusion.  

Prayer dosnt work. 

I should of fucking know hey. 

What a complete waste of time that was. 

Flrw. ?

You didn't get the prayer thing working did you? 

Show us how you got to the conclusion of 

( prayers working ) 

OH FUCK . 

HANG ON. 

im soooo fucking embarrassed right now . 

Its right hand clockwise belly rubs and left hand head taps . 

When praying.  

I was doing it back to front. 

Your right FLRW. 

PRAYERS do in fact WORK. 

I should never of doubted you FL. 

I feel like quite a fool. 

Im out. 

Nooooo, 

I can't get it out of my head now.  

Im now picturing my mum and dad in the act of ( designing me. ) 

Cue the music.

Im picturing my dad kneling down and rubbing his hand on the ground to losen up some dirt .

Yeah , and then

My mum just standing there with a bottle of water. 

and just adding a little drop every now and then. 

Sooooo friggen dirty.

I was gonna make a post saying that. 

Mum and Dad " designed " me . 

Then i was going to elaborate on that ,  

Buttttt,

I don't wanna talk about that shit.

What cant you understand about that.

i said i just dont realy want to talk about it.

For fuck sake guys . 

STOP IT.

LEAVE IT ALONE RIGHT.,

End of story. 

 

So Again.  

Lets move the fuck along. 

Im now putting all you guys on report. 

Talking about me mum like that. 

I won't have it. 

Design 

 

The way god made / ( DESIGNED Adam and Eve makes ya wonder how he made other stuff. 

Example.  

To make Zebras he rubbed rocks and green tree leaves  together. 

( commensense  ) 

Giraffes are made with,  one grapefruit and salt water.  

Shit like that. 

Welll, it makes more sense then god ( POOFING ) things into existence.  

Anddddd it aligns up with what WE KNOW on how he did the Adam dude and the Eve chick.

Sooooo design is , dirt and water, and ribs and shit.   

ORRRRRR, DOES IT ? 

His a funny guy that god.

Now im gonna come right out and say it.

Ya ready?

 

He works in mysterious ways does god.

Yep. 

He sureeeee does. 

FULL FUCKING STOP

 

Hey Zed.

You know how allllllll gods loveeeeee circumcised cocks ?

Your answer is .  (  OH THEY SO fucking DO DEB.  ) 

Soooo 

Ya think he would of made men be born with circumcised willys. 

 Thusssss.

Foreskin =  un-designed.

Bringing us back to the original  post.  

 

And it asks,... What dose "un designed"  look like ? 

A FORESKIN.

un - design looks like a foreskin. 

Thank you. 

Thanks.

Move along. 

You do know what they do with alllll the forskin the chop off hey .?

Whats that you say. ? 

  Correct again Zee. 

They sell it to homosexuals as ( chewing gum ) 

But thats Designed.

He was making real good sense,  thennnnn , he ends it with . 

If ya break into my house. .. the first rounds on me. 

Sooooooo

What do you think the punishment should be for breaking into a house ?

Welllll they should be shot dead. 

Thats fucken fair right . ?

It's so fair. 

It's So So fair. 

Id like to now end this post with one word. 

mmmmm. .AMERICANS.   

I like thinking about , ( Theistic members of jury. ) 

And the way you can use that. 

Like. 

How the victim asked you to have gay sex with him before the incident occured.

Theists would be like , oh . He was a homosexual. Wellllllll maybe he deserved it. 

It took me months of thinking about arguments  with theistic members in a jury. 

Then , bammmmmmmmm. 

I thought about atheistic members in a jury . 

There are probably more ways to use this to advantage or disadvantaged. 

Thus.

I hate thinking about .

A jury with atheists and theists in it. 

With atheists jurors. 

You'd just have to keep adding. 

( Remember,  if  there is any doubt WHAT SO EVER , you can't say guilty. ) 

Very nice post Ray Ray , Again. 

Sorry about my bad literacy,  im semi illiterate,  i spell at about  grade 5 level .

I don't know much big words. 

I'll try better when communicating with you. 

Im dumb is what im trying to say. Uneducated.  

But ummm. 

The 1000 or 10,000 people we ask about what this and that scripture means.  They have to be wise in the area of the bible. 

In the ranks of "Christianity" . ( like pastors/  priests / bishops  / cardinals , so on and so on to the Pope.  

Does like a cardinal know the meaning of a scripture more then a pastor or a priest. 

Im not sure about that. 

But we need "Biblical""scholars"  of sorts. 

"Scholars" of in the scripture department.

So we ask 1000 . What does this script mean .

For example , im thinking wed have numbers like . 

179 of them said , ( this ) 

Then the second most popular response . 

68 said ( that ) 

Wed have stuff like this hey. 

We could call this "version" of the bible  . 

The most common meaning response version .

Orrrrrr

The christians as a hole need to get together and put their meanings of scriptures. 

If only , 1.8 billion  Christians put their ( meanings of every scripture )  in .

Orrrrr. 

A (pope version of the bible)  so , Take away said scripture,  and replace it with the popes mean9ng of said scripture.

People have been doing this for a thousand years. 

Butttttt. You don't get ya head choped off these days for

( taking away a scripture and replacing it with a " most common response " or , your own  meaning. )   

Or mak8ng a diff ( version.  ) 

However  ( To Be taken seriously ) these days, on this subject  is ummmm hard. 

Near Impossible. 

Becauseeeeeeeeee. 

Everyone thinks

I AM FUCKING AWSOME AT SCRIPTURE TRANSLATOR. 

AND

KNOW ONE TRANS SCIPRTS LIKE I.

AND 

I HAVE A CERTAIN QUERKY WAY OF TRANSLATING SCRIPTURES TO PERFECTION. 

No ( theists )  is just

"avrage"

Avrage at translating scriptures.   

 

 

 

( I'd finish off your above post with.   

Or a cob of corn. 

A God might ummmm inspire another holy book one day hey Ray?

Ya cant just answer that question with .  NO .

Buttttttt, Imagine Russell rocking up somewhere with few a4 bits of paper with god messages on it. 

Thats a inst trip to the NUT WARD for old Russell right here . 

Russ needs to be evaluated. 

The meaning of the bible.  

Its more like , the meaning of that one scripture plus amd maybe into that one scripture,   oh and also that one. 

Hey Ray. 

I wanted to invent ( the top response version  ) of the bible. 

Thats where we ask 10,000 people,  ( high ranked and of bib sch 

We ask them 

HEY. 

We go hey,

What does this scripture verse here mean. ?

And this one ? . 

And in achieving this survey. 

We can white out the scripture and replace it with , ummmmm , like the most replied common response / meaning. 

Thus creating  a ( Tell it like it is version. )    we could sell that little beauty for like $30 bux.  ( with all proceeds going to jesus ) of course.  

Ruble Ruble Ruble. 

I cant Imagine a kid these days "turning " to a bible for ummmm,  answers. 

Google tumps bible. 

Its almost like the bible was created without the important things that happen in the year 3283. 

Its out of date is what im saying.

Side effects. 

True sun god followers should move to the north pole.  

Norway , the sun doesn't set between April 20 and August.

The sun god "appears"  to work in mysterious ways. 

Inventing the umbrella to keep rain from falling on you. 

Buttttttttt.

It then is used for keeping sun of you. 

That would of blown the inventors mind.

Un design 

Hi zee. 

All hail SUNGOD.

But , yeah.

Imagine being a sungod ummm follower if you will.

And having the knowledge of knowing the sun won't last forever.  

You'd have to make a further lie up to tell yourself to combat that shit. 

Good day. 

I also wanna say. 

A natural occurrence.  

I don't know why.  I was th8nking un-design.

1000 YEARS of weather,  un design 

I like picturing God placing his creations on the board. 

Like a white bear a black and white bear and a brown.  These thing you have to place in the correct position.

But what about god  creating metors. 

He builds these big like metal rock things and thinks , hummmmmm where to put these little beauties.  Then he goes, oh i no. I'll  put them up in air and have them Zoooooooooooom  around at break neck speeds. 

Buttttttttt.

To do this , you hold it above your head then wait .

( and release it )

NOW.   

No, that was a bad release,  that would of smash into something in 1825 years. S

Soooooo ,  he hold back on to it. 

And releases it .

4

3

2

1

NOW.      And zooooommmmm of it goes. 

He did stuff up once when he wiped out half of his animals when that one struck earth. 

God would of loveeedddddd his dino range of animals.  

He wouldn't of wanted them wiped out by one of his BIG floating rocks.

The false fake religions are uncannily close to the real religion. 

How can it happen .?

Abraham to L Ron

If your religion falls inbetween these.

False religions almost got it right. 

Right? 

And the fact that they continue to almost get it spot on. 

But who cares whoppey doo..

You  just believe in it for the rest of your intire life. 

Well Admit that. ( They are Exactly the same buttttt only diffrent .) 

Fucking say it. 

Say it. 

Well can you atleast. 

Picture a fake Gucci bag comming out 1000 years  before the fist ever Gucci bag.

 No actually.  

Picture a fake Gucci bag coming out 1000 years before hanbags wher invented. 

 Ya dont wanna bar of it.

THE MILKS SOUR. 

The maker upper of the 2nd religion would of so ummm ,

Must of Study the " 1st " religion. 

He would to of had to of been one.

Sooooo All he has to is ( cover the same " far fetched parts " and change the hue.

Long and short .

Making jesus king jew and ripping that big first chunk ont of a god book.

FUCKING SICK MOVE . 

Its brilliant right. 

Its up there with the muslims acknowledging jesus, sayin jesus is real but not that special. 

Thats whats happening in the above. 

YOU (   LATCH ON  ) , AND YA GO FOR A FUCKEN RIDE

It aint as good as the bloke that said . 

( hey , we should write that bitch in a scripture like format . ) 

 Butttttt its good . 

BRILLIANCE LIKE THAT HAS OTHERS kunts WORKING YA FIELLD. 

And it HAS to be about that.

STRICT 4 PROFIT.  

Boiling down to.

ITS ALL ABOUT SEX. 

You haven't the correct blood to be like a king .

But you wanna live likd the fucking king .

Mmm.  Mmm what can i do, ?   What can i do.  ? 

I got it. Them holy guys look like they have it made .

No, no , no

We want better then that. 

Wellll we should start the " thing " that the holly dudes abide to. 

Are you saying we make a story ?

No , there are tons of story makers.

The fist bloke went to far and wanted to be the actual " god " thing. 

What about .  A person that actually knows a god. 

Arrrrr . Kind of . 

LONG shorty. 

Christianity,  

But we cant show our faces ,

so We need like a front man. 

(  Operation , trick jesus into believing his a god .) 

Half way through this op, they switch things up a bit. Next thing you no , the bloke you tricked is staunch in the face of death. 

Jesus knew he wasnt gonna be dead for long . 

But he did .

Poor bloke . 

The few beneficiaries just sit back and have people getting them " meals " every. 

But they had to strike while the iorns hot. 

Scratch of the head. 

Did i mention that god takled to me .

No 

Yep. 

He also gave me a few " special messages " if you will .

No way 

Yes way .  ( yes way = god )  ha.

Show me , show me . These things ya got from god.

Nope. 

Your so lucky mista , can then suck ya cock. 

Sure. 

Its somthing along these lines . 

God talks to a guy . 

And beford he zooms of ,he gives the guy a message or two. 

L ron had like 4 REAL REAL special bits of paper with message from god , sorry i mean xon is it .

You know who i mean , the alien overlord dude. 

They were Upwards of  $200,000 if you wanted to see em .

And if you went a level 10 blackbelt scientific toligist. 

Thats fucking handy right. 

When a god pops up , you start crying in happiness.  

You just no he is gonna leave you with like a gift basket. Of goodies like messages on all different types of meterials.  

Please note 

The stuff needed for these msg is all ( tax deductible work expenses   )  

SO KEEP YOUR DOCKETS .

Exodus. To   creampies..

Revelations  to.  sexy step sisters 

Matthew  to   Chloe. 

Sooooo Lucky There is no dress code for this site. 

So when i see a pastor with a computer tablet. 

I um mmmm . 

I know . 

I know . 

Oh shit .

Did i just type that out loud? 

Why that stupid fucken cat.

His lying on my keyboard again .

Go on get you bastard.  

Either way , 

Im debating

Jesus is in the bible over 700 times .

I wreaked my best bible because someone told me .

Jesus is god. 

Im not kidding 

Soooo  i thought,  ill fix that. 

I scratched out every jesus word and simply replaced it with god.

Then  i was told ,

NO .

NO. it doesn't work like that. 

I then asked but isnt jesus god.

He then replies with Yes. 

But. 

And before he got another word out.  

 

I Insta-muteed him. 

He should of said jesus is god here and here,

Here ,here and there. 

Actully not that one . 

That one yes .

No , no .

Them two. 

And the next one .

Not that one .

Nor that.

That one is?

That one .

Sorry sorry . Thats second last one shouldn't of been . 

That one . 

And them three 

Should i continue.  

No .

Ok .

Now i got a e book bible . 

I can watch my porn then by pressing one button its the bible . 

Yessxsssss. I sense the words . 

Biblical Scholar.      being used in this post.

I Cant wait.   

When it gets used you'll hear a 

Dooododokdodododododkkd plop.

Like a piece of tin being hit.    A  bit like a woble board .  

Thats the sound of a oxymoron bouncing back though the brain. 

I cant wait. 

 

The original christians isnt a real a thing sooooo, 

If only 

In the beginning god created the heavens and earth along with 

1 book. 

1 religion. 

1 group. 

The good times. 

You knew what the deal was.  

Then shit gets crazy.  

And A second religion was born.

So thats like 2 then .

Making it a choice.  

That fucking 2nd Monotheistic  religion fucked it all .

THE FLOOD GATES BURST OPEN.

ITS Not the wwf 

World wide flood .

Its just a big flood.

283 book .

261 religions 

40,000 groups 

Them low numbers are a show of courtesy.  

You are welcome 

You do know there is ' pinky in mouth '  10 diffrent verions of ye ol bible 

Yes you hear correct,,   

10 DIFFRENT VERSION. 

Sooo we pic the religion

thats ovet  12 DIFFRENT TYPES 

Then religious group .

Wich there is over 

18 diffrent types of Christians.  

Would make a fair pick if these were the numbers . 

 

Book 7 with religions 8 and group 13.

Is the correct combo 

With The tru numbers

The one and only real one was.

Book 28

Religion 7

Religious group 19,727

We where looking for 

Shit my bad 

Its book version # 32

Ok ok.

You pick a number and ill tell you what group you just joined. 

For example 

19,379. Greek orthodox. 

4,962.  Seventh dayer 

666.   Catholics. 

You were looking for 

Group number 27,811 

Orrrrr 

I would of excepted  19, 417 

Thats only 5 scripture meanings diffrent.  

You didn't want to pick 3,864.

Or 40. 

And if you said 8,419 . WOW .

9200 was a good one. 

417 not so good . 

8 yes 

14 just 

5 you'll need to shave your head.  

21,968 isnt even a group anymore. 

But  933 is ok . 

Anyway. 

Your Lucky the christians have only 10 denomination.  

So Your in with a fighting chance. 

Utleast your not pick8ng a hindu god . 

You get em alllllllllllllll

Thats over.( PINKY IN MOUTH )  TWO DOZEN . 

THATS 12 PLUS 12. 

 

Picking a religion gets you your book of dialogue.   

Then you need to pick your Religious group. 

Because like the christians have like over 10 different denoms

Thats denominations . 

I reapeat the christians have over 10 diffrent types. 

Hang on a sec. 

A quick google ..... How many denominations of christians are there?

Yep I was right. 

Over 10 diffrent types. 

So its a 1 in 10 shot .

Imagin if there was like 100 but. 

You practically just guessing.  

Can you imagine if there was over 1000 different types .

Im just being  silly now, there aint no way of knowing the right one. 

I wanna now write . 

Imagine if there was over ( puts pinky in corner of mouth ) 

10,000 diff types of Christians. 

Just kidding . 

10,000  well then you couldn't pick just one. 

Now just for shits and giggles.  

Im thinking of a number between.

1 and oh i dunno lets say  30,000. 

Start rattling off numbers and ill stop you when i see .

You can have 500 guesses.  

 Between (  1  and  30,000. ) 

Good luck . Your life depends on it. 

Can i say that  ?

Well your after life definitely depends on it. 

 

Your afterlife is like the life ya live when you die.

After your dead. 

You know what i mean.  

Guess away. 

 

To make things quicker 

Instead of saying (  NO ) after every wrong number you pic . 

Ill simply say 

☆☆☆☆  ○□○□○□   GO TO HELL   ○□○□○□○  ☆☆☆☆ 

 

Thats funnh Brute 

You  evaluate em on personal cost. 

I often wonder what comes first . 

Beliving in a god

Orrrrrrrr.

Joining a group. 

  It is odd how they have anything to with each other. 

I'd  start believe in god and just leave it at that .

A weak non-make a book god . 

You and your belife in god go walking around town, taking him in to all the different religious buildings. 

You keep thinking you are doing somethig wrong because it feels ummmm, well it feels silly . 

Anyway,  You end up getting the required dialogue for your god that you just started beliving in.  ( well you think you ) 

You go on to the LAG.    Thats the     

(☆☆☆ Link A God ☆☆☆ ) website

You fill in the the required paperwork. 

Then Press ▪▪▪▪▪▪  ENTER.▪▪▪▪▪▪

 

Butfftgttt Nothing happens. 

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

you've  spent all fucking day trying to set up ya god .

And nothing. 

A day passes ,   

you dicide to go back on the ( LAG  ) website 

And As soon as you open the main page you realize,

You didnt press the

( finish setting up your god button)   from the day before. 

Fuckkkkkkkk you say . 

Fukkkkkkk . 

So  you press the link,  and It instantly connects  up. 

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY  LINKED YOUR GOD.

So yeah , your then 

( god to go. ) 

You press the log off button. 

And up pops . 

Would you like to make a donation to some fucking foundation. 

Click  NO. 

You are now a theist.

Well Im guessing thats  how it works. 

But ya cant just have one god soooooo

You end up collecting the whole set of GREAT GODS for around $ 117.80

Wich is a pretty good price may i add. 

And ummmm yeah 

' kicks dirt ' 

 

In a state of stupier BK has cutten his orange arm band . 

And is Totally unaware,  he walks through the christians camp site as he did before. 

The christians see this time his bandless.

The christians  fall into place and begin to surround the young chap.

 Will BK get out 

Stay tunned for next week show.

Will it be.  

Bk' great escape  from the evil christian rapests.  

Orrrrr. 

BK gets BeeJayed 

To far? 

Ok ill stop . 

But ummm yeah . 

Religious orrentation week.

What a blast. 

I come home circumcised.  

. 

Reads first two lines of post.

Wo, wo  wo.

' HANDBRAKE ' 

Up a gutter. 

' runs away' 

'Peaks over a hedge to read post ' 

It got better.

Starting shit between the tents nice. 

Thats why we've got the muslims set up out the back  in the long jump pits facing maccas

Every hour The pursians run through the middle of the site. 

Ok you've a small tent area.  

Your selling satanism to the people .

How do you sell it.

Picture  a wood sign with goat slurtering times on it. 

Blood shots. 

Picture the dionysus pub.

I mean tent.

Its a tent pub .

The sun tent is gay .

The scientology tent doesn't have a exit. 

But boy are they welcoming. 

 The JW tent got burned day on the first night.

The seventh day adventists were already  camping there in there tents 

Religious orrentation week starts off professionally. 

but by night 3 , its . 

Well .

The first rule of oreantation day doesn't allow me to . 

Thats the jews

They boss the others around 

The jew tentssss.  The only group with multiple tents

If ya dont wanna be raped BK ..

Religious orrentation week is not for you. 

No matter what religious tent you walk into , chances arrre ya gonna get raped .

Butgttttgttt. 

If you get a orange arm band at the entrance.  

ALSO IN THE ATHEISTS TENT.    if ya can find it. 

Orange wrist band means you dont wanna get raped today .

Thus BK .

Saving youself  a couple of bucks.

It cost like  $53 extra if you want the rape package 

I think i want to LARP.

Anyway . Ill meet you at the satanic tent . 

Its the only tent under the ground.  

 

Dont you put out 

The group you are about to join have feed 

128e8457472818182888t858584828991193858t894929484.  Children. 

Has donated 

17272737374475854847r65788r8757884838871888847782818

To children in war tor.n  bloody whatever. 

I wont have it.

And yes BK .

They larpers rape each other , they are fucken pros man , they take that shit seriosly. 

 

The  jew s set up tents a week earlier. 

Then the christians popup

2 day after that.

The muslims.  

A Satanism tent . Yes.  

Ya cant hear anything,  its just real loud deth metal. 

The Exit is out of the atheist tent.

If you can find it. 

Ha 

Ha 

Ha.

A agnostic tent right along the fence line . 

Make ( The  group you are a member of stats ) to hand out.

There would be some impressive numbers 

Youd be like is that 1 millon 

Then you have to count how many numbers are in it to know the number

3 with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,8  zeros sooooo.

Then it dawns .

Fucking bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

In need of a religious orrentation day if you will. 

Picture the little show tent booth things 

And they'd all be fighting each other 

And it will give of a medieval vibe. 

At night theres a flute player and and 

They sit thefe and eat grapez

And bammmm i got it.

A religious orrentation week with LARPERS  playing the parts.

Every night they fight with each other.

Hey lets say weve 1.8 billion Muslim. 

Andddd

1.8 billion Christian.

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Will they like um .

Ummmmm,  like .

"Like " each other 

But back to oreantation  is it. 

Yeah

When you go in a booth to your religion you have to watch a video on the groups that dont lile you now.

They need to be riminder about there murderous past . 

Ha 

Imagine hearing about the christians murderous past at a perfect age to stop one from being one. 

The are Joining the group thats responsible for , then n hand over a piece of paper list 

The list read

WARNING 

you are about to Join a group thats responsible for 19827t331627827526385y482715164ii44772 

Murders .

Dont let em get u

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN i give to you the Christians 

THE GROUP YOU ARE ABOUT TO JOIN IS RESPONSIBLE  FOR UPWARDS.  

( thats upwards )  Of 18275948e73848958588y979795844762647e6e84738r8378884 and you  

Cases of CHILD  .( thats child , a kid  ) 

Of CHILD MOLESTATION. 

In summary. 

They f @/(    k ¥=×.

Last case was then the date of one day ago.

Id like to end it nicely  

Butttttt they end up joining anyway .

Picture hiding behind one of them long chairs and a bullet flys straight past ya head missing you by a inch . 

Butttt you still chuckel as the bullet sounded like it went . 

pew.

And then you go pheww

Number 10 

' please say.  ▪▪▪▪▪  number 10  ▪▪▪▪▪.  properly . 

Lets hear it. 

No no. 

Its Nummberr tenn

Number 10.

more like. 

Number 10

Thats it. 

Perfect. 

Well.... thats all i got so far. 

Ive 100 in my head , but i don't know about a top ten.

Id love to hear yours. 

They get up to freaky shit in church id say. 

▪▪▪▪▪▪     I'll set the scene  ▪▪▪▪▪▪

Shhhh , quiet on the set please. 

Ok so 

You've just arrived at church, you step into the building. 

Your eyes dart back and forth.

you pick in pew .

And Goneeeeeeeeeeeeee.

'take's  note on watch,  It lasted a good 3 seconds this week.  

You start the singing in your head 

Just Picking in a pew.  picking a pew 

who you.

Yeah , Picking a poo. 

Picking a poo

 

Now its ,  pick a pew.    

Pick a pew.  

You speed this bitch  up,   pick a pew ,pick a pew .pick a pew 

The trains borrowing down the track ,

faster and faster pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew.   

The horn blasts  PPPPEEEEEEWWWWWWWW .

pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew. 

You look around expecting everyone else to be doing their funny thought thing they do on pews as you do. 

Yep, looks they are.  

You take your seat . 

A massive stained glass jesus thingy infront of you , you glimps at it 

You then realize  , 

im sitting in pew .   what smells. Its the pew. 

Quite whispers .  (  i suspect the old ladies are relayeying their pew jokes to one another ) 

I start changing song lyrics to accommodate the word pew. 

Again you realize your almost saying it like ( poo  ) 

I change it back.  pew pew.

Which i think sounds better  ( thats debatable ) 

What im trying to get across here is . 

Its a normal church service,  

A moment of clarity 

You  say to yourself ,  fuck I am immature. 

And in the same breath  Your thinking, 

Han solo and chewy with their guns . 

A pew pew pew. 

No pew pew , 

A pew pew pew you to .

No but seriously and in concerns for my safty . 

if someone did come in here with a gun. The best bet would probably  be to hide behind them big long chairs  that they have in the churches. 

Anyway .

Shhhhhh , its about to start.

Shhhh

 

 In walks ______________________________________

○○○○○○○    And Action  ○○○○○○

Look I'M  Not doing a Top 10 signs your in the wrong religious group. 

the fact of the matter is . 

Your not . 

So.   

•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°      Nice picking champ.     •¤°¤°•¤°¤°¤

' puts hand in the air for HI 5 ' 

You've chosen wisely.,  

Wth a plethora of religions into religious groups,

IT SAFE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT ONE.

Right

You are. 

wait up a sec.

Carry the 2 , wich leaves 4971969365193475. 

And ya times that by 4 . 

I did. Im not dumb

Yeah , 

No your right.

You are in the correct group. 

So stop with alllllll the second judging.  

   

Never picture a atheist thinking he cares if he wanders in ares  outside of " atheist " . Land. 

Its just .

DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD /S

JUST DBIG..

SHHH. 

DBIG 

Nope .

BE QUITE.  

DBIG . 

Thats all. 

Atheists on this site guys means.

Stay with me . 

And fucking stop me if im wrong.

Atheists meand

Firstly  and most importantly. 

Agnostic. 

You are fuvking so. 

I know , i know . I shouldn't say that out loud buttttt. .

This religious forum pulls hard to agnosticism.

You ve felt it especially 1 to 2 years in the forum .

You realize its happening and you whack the swithch the other way . 

Now get in here guys and keep thin private. 

We ain't agnostics.  

We are .

Cough.  

Anti. Cought 

Theistic cough . 

Drop hand gang sign. 

Oh anddddddddd . 

We dont believe in a god . 

And Boys can kiss boys if they want.

If they want they can.

.

Over night this can occure . 

Sooooo. 

Picture denouncing your religion right. 

Then going to bed , 

But then waking up , with not a single moraly thingy in ya.

Its a trip. 

It takes over a day to not want to eat kids.

Anywsy . A week later you transfer over , back into you religious group.  

And when you do this transfering back over. 

Fuvking . 

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM. 

you receive a big bunch of the moral things allllll at once. 

But yeah waking up moralnless 

Moralles

WITH NO FUKING MOROLS  is really something. 

The Dont have sex with ya sister moral couldn't come quick enough.  

It DID come quick enough   i ment to say 

Dag. 

I got the moral before i had sex with my sister 

I mean 

I wouldn't  have sex with my sister.

I was just saying morals shmora