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Do the carrot dance.
If carrot was to ummmm, do a little book book.
I've a feeling i know EXACTLY how he is going to talk.
Example. ....
Cucumber 22 : 52
And thy shall not pass ground upon the fast square tent peoples.
And 40 bears go up there baldy.
Or perhaps.
Tomatoes 17 : 33
And the sun shone brightly from the upper lower floor level tic tac.
For the light was passed around.
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Spelling must take up a fair few mega bites.
Thus bring us to ( knowledge )
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Now ya gotta start weighing shit up.
If you eat carrots, It may Lower your blood pressure ( now. )
Buttttttt
When you die you want be given new life.
Fuck what do i do.
However I've eatin " baby carrots " before so I'm screwed.
Speaking of screwed.
What i did with my girlfriend once with a carrot may help my cause.
If only carrot god put out a book , all will be clearer
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@zedvictor4
Good day boss.
From immaculate conception to birth shouldn't be 9 months
Well you wouldn't think it would be.
From Immac concep to birth should be 24 hours.
Max.
If it was 9 months.
You'd think he should of just done it the ummmm, the "normal" way.
Two words that one may get confused with is.
Immaculate / Ejaculate.
Have you ever tried immaculately conception on a chick before zed.
What about
Forced immac concep. Or Rape if you will.
Pre immaculate
What If one was to ask a shella if you can immaculately conception her.
And she says ... NO.
Would you still do it anyway. ?
Maybe pin her down and immaculately do her.
Immaculate Rape.
Immaculate miscarriage.
Actually i don't think im getting this ( immaculate conception ) thing.
Pass.
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There's bits with like a name folowed by numbers.
Example
Eric 22 : 48
Or
Stephanie 51 : 89
Then its followed by a funny worded sentence or two.
Wellllllllll, them parts are asking people to " decipher " it.
And boy can some people decipher BRILLIANTLY.
Some people means christians.
They are alllllllll real good at it.
And John'o does "it " diffrent then Ben'o buttttttt they both are the best.
Thus.
We've 878,265 Christians in .
☆☆☆☆ THE TOP 100. ☆☆☆☆
Sooooooooooo
Christian Ben makes parts of the bible wrong .
Says christian, Helen and Morris.
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I purchased a top dollar trail cam .
Ive had it for over a month now.
Of course i don't believe in god .
Butttt.
.
If i set that bitch up , at the back of my house.
WITHIN THE FUCKING first WEEK .
I'll have God pop up.
And it will scare me and.
He will.
I'll have ghosts floating around .
The Orb things.
Little girls.
Maybe even a skinwalker.
A atheist isn't meant to see shit like that.
ILL BE TRAUMATIZED FOR SURE.
SOOOOO.
I'M TELLING YOU ALL NOW RIGHT.M
IM NOT GOING TO SET IT UP.
NOPE.
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
You guys are Sooo anoying.
Im going.
▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•○••▪○•
With a mega influx of door bell cams trail cams , phone cams drone cams.
James web cams . Body cams. .
Nanny cams .
Spy cam.
Box of tissues cams .
With this .
Any day now we will have god slip up and reveal himself.
It probably wont count as proof.
Butttt, its something right Guys .
I SAID. NOOOOOOOOO.
I'M NOT SETTING MY DAM CAM.
DON'T START AGAIN.
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Imagine Being cremated.
Thats gotta sooooooo hurt.
Allll the holy books have " suggest " a hell of sorts .
Anddddd , they say hell is like being cooked from the inside out , MEGA PAINFUL.
SOOOOOO, this " suggest " we can and are capable of feeling ummm, heat.
Its HOT.
Guys .?
Its hot in hell right. ?
Sooo A total guess i know buttttt.
I suspect.
Being burnt to fine ash in a furnace.
Also may equal.
HOT.
And
HOT = OUCH.
I've actually accidentally burnt myself before right.
And fuck me.
The pain .
Oh the pain.
Its so painful thatttt, being dead probably wouldn't " numb " the pain .
Not that burial offers much comfort.,
Imagihe Being buried .
And then sufficating to death from being buried.
You can start to see why we go up the mountain and find a place to lay down to die.
Although this hinders / and makes ones ummm , first actual READ death somewhat uncomfortable.
Ok ok.
I don't want to have to ask butttttt.
Fuck it.,. I'm a gonna ask.
CAN YOU FEEL THINGS AFTER YOU ARE DEAD. ?
Its a simple fuck8ng question.
Its just a question.
You really need feelings .
For( pain ) and (an eternity)
I mean, they have a feel about em.
SO PAIN AFTER DEATH.
YES.
OR
NO.
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Todays thursday.
So unfortunately Im not God today.
I switched shifts with Harold 2 weeks ago.
So. Tuesday.
Its Tuesdays.
I do the Afternoon shift.
Thats 12 pm to 3 pm.
Then it goes Lisa , Roger and Ben.
No jeff.
It goes Lisa , Roger and jeff.
Twas sooooooo funny how
God went without a operator.
For close to a hour 45 just over a week ago.
Ive seriously already forgotten about it .
ummmm yeah. .
' kicks dirt '
Cool bananas.
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He doesn't get out like he use to thats for sure.
God use to be cool .
He use to be funnn.,
Going around , Blowing cunts minds turning up in his ( FLAMING BUSH Attire.)
Crazy Mo Fo. His Party tricks and shit.
A real pleasure to be around.
But it then stopped.
He got alllll serious and shit.
About the time he
" laid down the MO fo law "
Its was almost like he was ummmm, dare i say " Ageing
Like getting Older.
' Alarm rings '
☆☆☆☆☆ ITS TIME FOR A EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS ☆☆☆☆
I think i know the answer buttttt,
To be safe.
God doesn't age right guys. ?
He don't hey?
His not 72 right.
( For reference )
Keepin mind that Noah was barley 500 when he built the archy and Adam died before he was even A SINGLE THOUSAND YEARS better ( 1 )
One thousand years old.
Gods older then that right.?
Butttttt he aint FUN no more.
He just aint around.
He is allllll about score keeping and watching us humans
He hangs out in a shity old hotel now.
Room servicing.
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A theist once told me.
I have poor grammar and my posts are hard to read.
And in the same post he was translating a scripture.
Ha.
I told him.
Patricia 22 : 49. I was very sorry about that.
Problem solved.
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@Best.Korea
They both translate scriptures REAL FUCKING GOOD LIKE.
You and i BK are the worst translators on site.
With You being a fraction bit better then i.
Over 85% translations always come out ,
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES IF YOU WANT TO GROW UP BIG AND STRONG.
And the rest ,
Welll
UP THERE BALDY.m
Ever second scripture im trying to make said scripture allude to Bears attacking kids.
Maybe i can explain this better in song .
From the TOP.
A one.
A two.
A one two three four.,
Just the two of usss.
We Couldn't translate shit if we tried.
Poor decipherers.
You and I.
You and I.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Actually.
Dont tell know one BK .
Butttttttt, heres what i do.,
Instead of i translating scriptures.
I just adopted the meaning from whom i think are the best of the best.
Thusss
Im prob the best translator we have here on site.,
Lar dee fucking dar.
Sometimes i like to make the meanings of scriptures really really dark and evil.
Yepper.
But ummm ,
I kneel down right , like im squatting.
And then.
I just simply tilt foward until fall.
Well.
Thats how i roll.
Imagine the judge or judges of a scripture translating competition.
The pope. Perhaps.
A Scholar arrrrr.,
And Stephen.
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Not having to prove a God exists.
Your welcome.
Move along.
They push.
Allowing you guys to Have your " christian " God inspiring / doing the holy bible . Guys .
We could probably do that for them ?
Dont want to butttttt.
What the fuck ever.
But thats it right.
Now Move along.
They push.
Wellllllll
What about
God talking to "us" via Golden plates from inside of hat.
Can we accept it. ?
' spits in furious anger. '
' talks under breath '
Them fucking rat bastards.
GUYS ?
Why the FUCK NOT HEY.
Whatever the theists decide.
Its totally up to them.
We can just go from there
Actually no fuck it.
A toast.
To the theists
'TO THE THEISTS ' ,
THE RELIGION FORUM WINNERS.
OF ALLLLLLLL TIME.
FULL FUCKING STOP
Bugger it.
They got us good.
' hand out to shake '
Fair game.
Fair game.
Theists. 1.
Atheists. negative a hundred.
END OF THE WORLD .... HERE WE COME.
All we can ask isssss .
Can you guys please let us know when the worlds going to end, so we can prepare a little for it.
Thanks guys, much appreciated.
' bites fist ' arrrrrrrrr.
XOXO .
Three cheers to the THEISTS.
Hip, Hip, Hip.
Ray. Ray. Ray.
Fucking wankers.
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I've an idea.
Actually NO.
It would be WRONG to ask a.
▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°• BLACK MAGIC 8 BALL. ▪°• ▪°•▪°•▪°•
If Gods real. ?
Asssssss.
Some of the responses allude to.
Yessss
It is certain.
Without a doubt
And.
Yess certain.
Soooooooo,
Thats no good.
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If i was wrong,
( NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS BUT ILL ENTERTAIN. )
The last thing I'd want is. To know that I am.
Wrong that is.
I mean.
That sounds horrible.
Imagine
▪°• ▪°• ▪°• ▪° HAVING TO KNOW YOUR WRONG ▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•
No thanks.
I've never been , what was it again ?
Warong.
Rong.
EVERRRRR. Before.
Ive been rolling thru life spot on.
100%
Lets say just for fun thatttttt God was real.
He'd want to keep his dam mouth shut.
IF I COULDN'T BE A ATHEIST ANYMORE.
Why i would just MELT.
That means ALLLLLLLLLL my work and learning ive put into the "Atheists bloddy alliance" would amout to nothing.
Ive put 25 to 30 YEARS IN TO PRACTICING THE MANY FACETS OF ATHEISM.
NOT MEANING TO BOAST.,
BUTTTTTTTT
I Know pretty much all there is to know about not believing in a god or gods.
I can not believe with the best of em .
Some say im a ( atheistic scholar. ) or. A ( atheist extremist )
Oh andd
If this hypothesis was reallll.
Id lose my atheist ranking.
Wich has TAKEN yearrrrrrrrsssssss of learning about not beliving.
TO BE RONG WOULD JUST KILL ME INSIDE.
Life i believe would become pointless.
If atheism becomes redundant.
For I'd be wyronga.
Ronga , Wrong.
Wrong.,
Id loss all me fucking morals also.
Pooof , out the door.
So I'd have to learn a system of sorts to get them puppies back.
Ive so so much FAITH in atheism being real.
Soooo yep, that as well.
Id lose me faith.
Id be wandering around aimlessly completely faithless .
I couldn't even be a unbelieve anymore.
OH THE pAIN .
Just because i can't spell that well.
It dosnt mean im not omniscient.
Kunts.
Good game.
Good game.
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I wonder how polygamy may effect domestic violence.
And cases of domestic violence.
One wife says you hit her the other 4 say he didn't and doesn't.
Thats but one example.
I can think of a bunch more.
In the areas of domestic violence.
Polygamy might mess with divorce procedures also hey.?
What is the perfect amout of wives to ummmm, " have "
you'd have to think 4 maybe 5 .
Having 5 wives would cure mastibation.
I mean
I wouldn't pull me knob if i had 5 wives.
Also Infedeliyty.
I wouldn't cheat on my wives if i had several.
Rape. ? Nope . No need , For you've 5 wives.
I wouldn't even Watch porn if i had several wives.
So thats another area.
It would probable cure an addiction to porn.
A wife with 4 or 5 husbands doesn't, i mean , i wouldn't think it would work like the above.
Domestic violence would be 4 of my 5 husband's assulted me.
Thats worse.
imagine if 1 and sometimes 2 of ya 5 husband's was abusive.
Orrrrrrrrr going by a womens " judgment of character "
And how foul MEN are.,
5 out of 5 husbands would abuse there wife.
However.
If Gerald was abusing my and his wife.
I might not need to bother.
Orrrrrrr might not need to find in nesesary.
Assssssssss Geralds doing it.
Nothing is clear cut.
I wouldn't think Polygamy and religion are at all very good together.
Oh So so many factors.
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@TheUnderdog
Hey dogg.
You know that i to like to live life dangerously.
Im in.
I'll except writings in the sky
I will also accept.
Giant face in the sky.
Anddddd
If God talks to me.
If God appears to me..
Maybe even something like a ghost.
Andddddddd.
I'll fucking LET IT RIDE .
For a whole week.
No fuck it.
A month.
Orrrrrr
For life maybe.
Not the ghost thing. Butttttt.
The Writing in the sky is a little bit more soft.
The big face in the sky however issss, the REAL DEAL.
YA cant combat a big face in the sky.
I mean
Nothing says god is real more then a big face in sky .
To me.
For me.
Hey drones and air writing. ?
I sometimes wonder maybe one is to join a religious thennnnnn,
Beliving in a god thing soon follows.
Imagine if you started beliving in a god , youd have to then join a religious group.
( what a fucked up sentence that is. )
Find the link between.
Beliving in a god thing
And joining a religious group.
Everyone that believes in god says or is in a religious group.
Within reason . ( everybody )
A lot more people should believe in a god like thing and not be in a religious group.
You'd have to think
Beliving in god seems easier then joining a religious group.
Again , To me.
Imagine doing both in like a week.
Thats gotta be some wild mo fuck week.
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One could only Guess what they might make their God tell them next.
And in here lie the danger.
IM SO EMBARRASSED TO ASK BUTTTTT.
DO Bible's on my computer work EXACTLY the same as the paper ones.?
Just a quick yes or no.
( they do right. )
Dont make a friggen scene that i had to ask.
Look i just didn't know .
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@RaymondSheen
You can feel the paganism in us.
We are Oh so pagan.
Its Horrible .
But you can feel that everyone was pagan .
Not true buttt,
We are sooooooo pagan.
I don't even eat kids now but.
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@Best.Korea
Hi pal
Can i get you a nice icy cold drink of water ?
Orrrr.
Can i baptize you. Please. ?
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I feel faint,
I think one of ya kunts has sneakly baptized me.
Very funny guys .
Stop it now.
Take it back
I googled .
Can a Atheist be baptized.
It answered.
A atheist just doesn't believe in a god or gods.
I type in
Can a atheist do this and that.
And keeps on saying .
A ATHEIST just doesn't believe in a god or friggen gods.
Can a Atheist not believe in the TOE.
Computer says,
A atheist just don't do the thing
So
Aparantly
A atheist can in fact NOT , reverse a baptism.
Im scared.
I can see em .
They've baptized me somehow .
Obviously when i was in the shower the perverts.
But ummm yeah .
' kicks dirt '
Very well played.
Good game.
Good game.
The baptism antidote will be.. ______________ ?
Guess.
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Ok whos the fuck head that just yelled that out. ?n
Who said that.
Your a idiot.
' runs off to check the meaning of the word Atheist. '
Cheers , yesss.
Whoever said that is a fucken fool.
Atheists are not what was that word . Susceptible to holy water.
As that is whom it is used on half the time.
I Instantly get concerned about is there a large Christian bottled water company.
I think we may have been poisoned.
We may very well be .
Im gonna say it .
CHRISTIANS.
ALLLLLL OF US.
Chem fare.
anyway thats a whole different post.
So pull ya heads in.
This aint NO cattle train.
Wanker.
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Ok whos the fuck head that just yelled that out. ?n
Who said that.
Your a idiot.
' runs off to check the meaning of the word Atheist. '
Cheers , yesss.
Whoever said that is a fucken fool.
Atheists are not what was that word . Susceptible to holy water.
As that is whom it is used on half the time.
So pull ya heads in.
This aint NO cattle train.
Wanker.
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But Atheists are susceptible to holy water. ?
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I'LL sneakily baptize you and you will instantly be BORN AGAIN.
Oh yess my brother.
ANDDDDDD . You will never know.
As being " born again" is invasive. Or isit non invasive.
Ya not gonna be able to feel it , is what im trying to saying.
Next day ya wake up your all normal like but NO.
For Your a born again christian.
Sin free might i add.
You are welcome.
Its to good to know.
Soooo.
As its only commen sense that their aint no such thing as a god.
The above. " sneaky baptized ism " gives the ummm,
Lets say the " holder " the full experience "
Thusss
Having Moo Moo a full christian whom thinks he is a atheist.
But he isn't.
If he thinks.
Andddd he thinks.
Butttt.
His a Christian. FULL STOP
WHY NOT GET A FRIEND BORN A MOTHER FUCKEN GAN.
SNEAKY BAPTISM .
ITs ya basic baptizing of unexpected peoples .
Allllll treated with respect.
But ummmmmm. Yeah
Weve "a priest of the required status.
Fully certified.
Cough, legally binding.
Its the least you could do for a friend. .
It is a little costy . Buttttt.
I could do that for $ 350 bux.
$364.
Definitely under $400.
Thats 400 ÷ cups of coffee.
That as little as 100 cups .
Anyway . Moo Moo will unfortunately one day ages from now pass.
Guys .
He may.
Then as we know he willl go up to that place in the sky to fill out his . heaven or hell questioner thing.
Then .
He will be shown through the heaven door.
Then there is a basic lift like system, up and down.
Up = heaven.
Down = hell
The doors instantly open and in he goes.
And then it will hit
He has to now live his eternal life.
Right that down ( well thats like ya life ya live after your life that you lived..)
You live thers With the spewy christians.
' throw up' .
FOR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Your fuckin got.
Thank you .
Thanks.
For sneaky baptisms .
PM me fuckers.
Send a freind out for the dear christians to feed on.
Ok ill stop now,
Onwards Christians soldier
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Try to picture what may lay inside this
RELIGIOUS " HARD EVERDENCE. " ROOM 38p
I reckon its just going to be full of, toasts with jesus on it.
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Im thiking like a mini series.
The conversion al ist a,
The coverter.
The changerer
So its just this guy that get people to believe NONSENSE.
And then in turn , has that peson doing odd crazy stuff.
Oh and the way he does it.
So cool.
But Im not goona give away to much , it is however, in the pipe.,
THE CHANGER ER.
i mean
The bloody ummm , the con verterer.
The converter.
Yeah that it.
Coming this spring.
Keep ya eyes out.
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@Lemming
Do ya reckon we'd have what it takes to capture us a Zed.
Imagine how much $$$ The ummm, " team " would pay for him.
Let us not discuss here butttt,m
I'll PM you some ideas.
I reckon we could get him.
If its hard everdence he wants , its hard everdence we will give him.
' dramatic music '
But ummm yeah .
Ill PM you later.
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Now you write back saying.
Well thats all about perspective.
As the Grass around here is bloody horrible this time of the year.
So im not quite sure what your on about.
Then i swear at ya,
And you go like. Oh.
Yep yep .
I got ya.
I know what you mean now.
I know what you mean .
c u soon.
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@zedvictor4
Ive been feeding him nonsensical nonsense after nonsense but yet, nothing.
Not a fucking bite.
He straight out does not believe it.
He doesn't.
He does this thing he said. And quote , "inside his head."
Like he weighs things up in his head.
Crazy right. ?
Really zed ya cant help people with half a brain.
( wow that line is like the joke butttttt ive made it run in reverse. )
Thank you.
But ummm yeah .
Scales his got.
And there in his fucking head he says .
And he point to his head like its him in head.
Like thats where the weighing device is.
Yeah i said that.
Look im getting confused now.
But listen.
This is important zed.
Listen.
' Breaths deep '
ive noticed.
THE GRASS IS VERY VERY GREEN THIS TIME OF THE YEAR.
You know what i mean Z ?
Other then that.m
Im At wits end
non conversational, . I mean Conversion ul .conversing.
He can't be converted is what im saying.
We need him converted by the least , this weekend.
Here's what we do.
Ive got his ummm, cough " living quarter s didgets " ,
ill swing by and pick you up.
Yes .
Yes we are gonna need them large sports bags if we are to play some games together.
Nudge nudge .
Wink fucking wink.
Yarrrr mean .
Aslo the small " sport bags " .
Yep.
C u in 15 mins.
Wont covert he says .
ffffff.
ffff.
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You say whos there.
God .
Then you go.
God who.
Soooo aleast weve made some progress.
Your Willing to accept god.
I know , i know . Its a long drawn out process butttttt.
You asked for it pal.
Im just trying to help is all.
Im just trying to help
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Hey moo moo.
Where abouts are you right now.
Whats ya adress mate.
Ya got a family? ( hehehe its not a real question )
Yeah ya got a family hey. ?
Yeah.
Very nice.
Ok then.
Have a good day sir.
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Ive invented a religion that looks like a darts club .
I mean
I have invented a darts club that is actually a religious group.
Game of darts pal.?
Can i get a 180
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O no, this is worst then i thought.
Unfortunately ya may need To Go to jail for 5 years .
Gods always hanging out and talking with fallons.
You cant not run into him there.
5 years there you'll be teaching the word of the great lord .
Can i get a AMEN.
You will.
Get men .
mmmmmm men.
Men men men men .
Many many men.
Ha say that.
Many many men.
Many many men .
Ok then ummmm,
' kicks dirt "
Good game .
Good game.
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@Moozer325
Help me Moo Moo , your my only hope.
Help me Moo Moo , you my only hope.
This will catch the kunt , belive me you.
I mean .
You will believe me .
Oh crap , im typing this out loud again.
Blast.
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@Savant
X is not always X
The appearance of magic is not magic.
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Your trickier then i thought.
Lets go straight to top of me tricks
Toast with jesus on it. ?
Moo, Moo.?
Jesus toast. ?
If that doesn't work , im not sure what else would .
Soòooo is that a No mo?
NO , to toast with jesus on it ?
I give up.
You mind is far to strong .
Hang on a sec.
Mind , strong,
I got it.
A Jedi. Im sure thats a religion.
Ill trick him intio that.
Back soon
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This is GOD hear. Moo ' scrolls up '
Moozers. Fuck .
Im gonna start again.
forget this post.
Hey Moo Moo.
I was going to pretend that this post was like coming from the god thing.
Typing gods voice doesn't do it any justice.
I was gonna be all like .
Listen to me my son. I have personally chosen you to do this special thing.
And then you were going to be like .
YES MY LORD .
TAKE ME. TAKE ME,
On a scale of like 1 to 37
Is this something that you might have fallen for,
No?
Nah .
I need to practice that one.
That was so bad.
Butttttt i cant say i didn't try.
I need to think about this betterer.
Ill leave ya with it.
Ima gonna get cha.
Oh yes i am . Yes yes yes
' insert '
' inspector gadgets bad guy music '
Next time.
Moo Moo.
Next time
' punches desk '
THEM DARN ATHEISTS.
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I can be VERY VERY per perswavis
Purswation.
I can MAKE ya is what im trying to say.
You just leave that little decision mak8ng thing you do up to me.
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@Moozer325
You need like 15 maybe 20 " prop " people.
And set up a scenario of sorts. ( ive a hundred in me head )
By days end i can have you sooooo fucking religious it is funny.
Aint funny .
But it is .
Like funny .
It is funny.
Would be.
It would be funny.
But it aint.
You know what i mean .
Oh Yes my Father.
Helejulya ( spell that for me )
No but ummmmm, yeah .
Soooooooo
Ok Mr Moo Moo.
So i can pop you down for one .
Ore inspiring religious convert, turn over thingy.
And we can have that for you .
' searching '
' searching '
How does Wednesday of next week sound?
Ill PM you the details buddy.
Alrighty then.
We good?
Any questions?
Oh And thank you for choosing ( Life Changers )to change your life.
And Moo Moo.
You.
R.
Welcome .
Good day Sir.
Life changers will not be held responsible for
Blah , blah
Orrrr, death and blindnessess and that.
Long term injuries, of that or them even thoes and that.
_______________
Sign here.
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Im almost cloes to positive that Believing in a god has something to do with being in a religious group.
It feels like.,
If i started beliving in god tonight.
I'd know i have a big day ahead tomorrow, in looking for a religious group to join.
To clear this up .
I'd like to know.
What come first ?
Beliving a god thing existing.
Orrrrrrr.
Joining a religious group.
Believing in a god thing looks soooo easy. .
( for example. )
For The next 10 seconds , im gonna believe in God.
I'll fucking do it.
Are you ready .
Starting NOW.
And a 9 .
And a8
7.,and a .6.
And 5
And a 4 .
And a 3
2 and a muthef fucking one.
' catches breath'
Thanks .
Thank you guys.
What i experienced.
I felt safe.
I felt it was like normal.
Now i know im not just tryinging to wn my cock my own horn here butttt.
I reckon I could probably believe in god for like a minimum of
5 mins.
Ya don't think i could hey.?
You probably think i haven't got what it takes hey?
Guys ?
You know im cut snake crazy .
Dare me.
Ill fucking do it.
( please don't make me do it. )
Back me up and say that you know i could do it please.
EVERYONE HERE KNOWS I CAN EASILY BELIEVE IN A GOD THING FOR 5 MINS.
See i to like to like to live life dangerously .
Fellas?
I could believe in a god thing for 5 whole mins.
Tell them .
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Part 2. ( has nothing to do with part 1) .
PART 2 , ISSSS.
JOIN A RELIGIOUS GROUP for at least 5 MINUTES.
Who.
FUCK YOU BASTARDs. ,
THATS BAT SHIT CRAZY .
I AINT FUCKINV
Im sick of risking my life for mere theistic entertainment ,
Someons fill in for me pleae
Beliving in god.
Step 1. Believing in god
Then
Strp 2.
3
4
5
Im going to have go pick up agaim then.
Its been cloes to ovd hour seinc beliving in a
Soooo youve seen me today ,believing in. A random god .
And other scally wag behavior.
I hope its clear to some smart theists what religious group i should be joining. ?
Lets give it another couple if hours hey?
What comes first .
Beliving in a god .
Or
Being in a religious group.
Orrrrrrr
Can anyone just tell me what is it that they have to do with one another.
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The stats any or all the occurrence you and i mentioned would show this.
Like.
How many people get ran in on and raped.
Or even killed.
I may be however playing alot of it down because because ive never overly feared stuff like that.
But in Merica.
It must be a little hairy.
I watch cops and im lead to believe everyone pretty much has a gun on them and a crack pipe
I cringe at the fact that you are allowed to lose your gun.
Or
You are allowed to have a gun stolen from you.
Within the rsason of having to keep then. In a safe spot .
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@TheUnderdog
I hear you dogg. I really do buttt.
Things dont always go down smooth.
Imagine Getting blind maggot drunk one night and ending up on what you thought was your porch.
Orrrrr.
Ya mate tells you to just come around the back way .
And adds , and be quite my parents are asleep.
Then text clearly reads.
59 evergreen way.
But he fucked up and it was
58 evergreen. Way.
Its a easy mistake.
However its to late .
A bullet has passes straight through ya face and out of your ear.
Imagin pulling a gun on a "robber"
And he then pulls a gun on you.
NOW .you've two people with a gun pointed at each other .
Some one is gonna die in this situation.
If not both .
Buttt
Picture the pranks one could play but hey.
You could so easily trick someone into getting killed.
Easily.
Waking up and Getting a cold glass of water isn't really safe.
Well it puts a spin on things.
You wouldn't want to make any jumpy movements around a person with a gun .
Picture like.
A 79 year old lady with a gun.
That gun is as good as mine.
If i want it,
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Its all about.
The " MONEY SHOT "
If ya kept a little diary by ya bed.
And you recorded ummmm , what was happening at ohhhhh, at climax.
It will read.
Money shot .
Money shot .
20 more money shot.
With a little occasional sprinkle of
Dirty talking.
Money shot .
MS.
MS.
It fine, it doesn't mean ya gay .
No no no , ya not gay.
Its just.
Wellll .
It just is right?
Deb .
Slow down .
You are WAYYYYYY, TO KNOWLEDGEABLE on the this here subject .
Its Like i could easily have a doctorate.
Dumb it down deb..
Dumb it down.
Yeah IDK.
Bringing me back to .
Monkey / gorilla noises.
' ough '
And chest beating.
( Bukkake.)
WTF is bukkake ?
Thats sounds weired.
Im not that knowledgeable.
Thats lighter fluid i think.
Nice deb nice.
Now ,, shhhh
They are not gonna know.
I mean.
How are they gonna know.
They'll know.
Shut the fuck up.
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Firstly
Thanks guys.
Reading your posts sent me insta -flaccid.
And it couldn't be any further from the truth.
( offff. What is going down in your head )
And sloppy secondly.
Is but another one of my fave categories.
Starts a monkey chant.
' ough'
' punches chest.,'
'Ough'
Join in men.
Monkey call
' ough '
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Take note.
' 25 mins has now past since Debs last post.
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Hey Did i happen to mentioned Gloryholes .?
No?
Nope.,
Well thank chist for that.
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Oh and my girlfriend says HI guys.
Thats unfortunate timing
What do you mean
PM ?
Whats a PM.
Wink.
Wink .
Cough , P. M.
Said the Fat.
Said the Fat controller.
Id also like to wrap this up with
Said a friend of mine .
That said that.
He did.
He said.
Is what he said.
He did
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I thought by now in my ummm journey throug porn what type of porn i like , i should be like at
SNUFF LEVEL.
BUTTTTT, i now think ill never reach that.
It platues
Whats thay word it goes up and then flatens for a long long time hey.
However .
' Cough ' cough .
I think i might now be a cockold,
Cockhold is it.,
Cough
You know.
Please screw my wife.
' sneeze.
Cough,
WTF.
Did i just type that out loud. .?
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They don't really.
Id ask.
Why do straight men like the ( MONEY SHOTS )
Is it that ,,, They love watching blokes ejaculate.
Cause. Thats gay .
I like witching pretty skinny looking hot chicks getting did.
Gay men like fucking men .
Thats so so manly hey.
It may even be more manly then choping down a tree.
No but.
I never click the lesbo porn category.
I more of a CREAMPIE kind of guy,
Oh oh .
And stepbro and stepsis..
Mmmmm.
Where was i ,
Thats right.
Lesbian porn aint for me.
Howeverrrrrrr
Stepmom and stepdaughter
Is ya better type lez action.
Look im just ganna pass.
Pass .
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