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@Best.Korea
Whats this " Live without internet " thing you speak of. ?
Id become one of the finest chicken thieves everrrrrrrr
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What about.,
5000 + spf sunscreen. Thats Hell grade.
Isnt the devil gonna be pissed when we start turning up with like fluorescent pink zink cream along with a nice sensible round brim hat.
Of course yesss
with a solar powerd fan on the bitch.
And looking sharp In your brand new fire retardant suit and shit.
Polaroids.
Make it look like we are TOTALLY ready for a game of backyard cricket if it was to break out.
I bet there is a heap of Beach balls that just keep getting whacked around in hell.
You'll see me in hell.
Id be just 110% sensible.
A joint effort
If we could all bring atleast 1 fire extinguisher each with you when you die.
It'll help.
Orrrrrr doesn't logic work in hell.
If we stockpile like 1000 fire extinguishers
We have a shot at " putting hell out "
So remember guys.
Please dress sensibly.
It is gonna be hot. And It will take a bit to get use to.
Hot tip..... Comfortable walking shoes.
Thin socks.
Ha.
I said .
Hot tips.
hot tips i said .
Ha.
Andddddddd. It really was a " hot tip "
I kill me.
See ya in hell.
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Imagine a moment
Imagine palastine compeating against Israel in some event at the olypics andddddd one of them goes down and the other then helps the other out.
Big smiles all round.
hugs .
Everyone instantly starts crying and Israel and palastine live happly ever after.
Just One Israely and one palastine inyin could realy go down in history setting this up. .
It would be like standing infront of a army tank.
Picture an American sitting across from a Chinese bloke playing battelships.
BIG SMILES .
Its Just a moment.
Its just a moment.
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Ok Im off to bed.
Hey If i could please guys , can i get one of yas to make up a joke about
☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( israel competing in the JUDO at the Olympics ) ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I look forward to laughing at it in the morning.
Good game.
Good game.
Hey If i could please guys , can i get one of yas to make up a joke about
☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( israel competing in the JUDO at the Olympics ) ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I look forward to laughing at it in the morning.
Good game.
Good game.
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No but seriously.
IF any of you young guys want some piss ( alcohol )
AKA. Casks of wine more then likely
I suppose i can get it for ya.
Give me the money And I'll meet you around the back.
Don't make it obvious.
What was it again you wanted.
Golden gate fruity lexia.
Ok.
Back soon.
I admit ive done this before. twice.
And they were only 2 years to young.
Silly deb.
Ill prob go to hell for that hey.
Ive heard parents doing this for kids and they instantly start saying.
If they are going to drink alcohol, id rather them do it under my roof .
Ya insta cringe.
In no way shape or form is it advised to buy alcohol for underage kids.
Unless you are getting something like good out of it.
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@zedvictor4
Morn.
Its 3.19 pm here.
But. Good day sir.
Have a great weekend
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@zedvictor4
I death stare.
And i shake my head ( in the NO motion ) as if to say.
Ill fucking kill you cunt.
I was sitting in bad traffic and there was a car driving up the slip lane , so i half pulled in that lane so he couldn't get past.
He ended up getting past and it was this bloke with a Muslim girl in the passenger.
He winded his window down and looked at me and spat.
That was the second time EVERRRRR THAT i felt that that guy would kill me.
I remember it like yesterday and it was years ago.
Scary looking.
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Im thinking of a fire retardant funeral attire cloathing line.
Ill call it like , Hellaproofurin.
Or.
Or.
Comfy as hell.
I mean , You'd be the coolest guy in hell right.
Thats it. Ill call it, HELLACOOL.
It will be expensive yes.
May i suggest
You can all go to hell.
dressed as a fireman that is.
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If only Monkey bar racing was an Olympic event.
As I've seen some pretty skilled monkey barers .
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@TheUnderdog
Ahhhhhhhh. Thats right .
The Olympics starts in a couple of days.
Israel for sure.
What about .
China v. USA
In the medal tally.
USA hey ?
Not in the soccer but.
I can't wait.
China v Russian will be a good match.
In the Taekwondo.
What about
USA v Mexico ?
In the fencing.
China V. USA
In sailing .
What about the clean and jerk.
Palestine in shot put.
USA to win the pistol shooting
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The worst part about being born a Boy.
And wanting to be identify as a girl.
Isssssss.
Your parents naming you Russell.
I suspect Trans kids dont like there given name.
Imagine a boy that is transitioning to a girl keeping the name Robert.
Soooooooo not only are they born the so called "wrong gender"
They also where given the wrong name.
I mean .
They cant fucken win right ?
Ya start to think that The parents stuffed up big time.
Imagine a parent choosing a name for a kid.
Before parents name there kids its like they are taking there sex / gender into consideration.
Ask someone what a nice name for a child is , and they'll reply with.
Well if its a boy they will name him TROY.
If its a girl its NATASHA.
So Names must have like a ring of gender to them or something right .
Otherwise Daisy wouldn't bother changing her name to Gazza
But NO.
They alllllllllllll change there names.
How many hot chicks have you meet named PATRICK.
Orrrrrr
How many blokes do you know named ELIZABETH.
Poor little things.
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@zedvictor4
No it doesn't at all disappoint.
Hey Maybe that says something about a person.
Never to have been knocked out , never to have knocked someone out.
I wouldn't instantly think.
Well they'd be a pushover kind of deal.
You know , like non confrontational.
I feel it would of been near impossible to have never gotten into a fight.
But The stats would be interesting.
40 years old and never been Knocked out in a fight.
Not so much the stats for 40 years old and never have knocked someone out.
That stat doesn't really mean nothing.
Has to be under 50 % i reckon.
Blokes To have lived 40 years and never got knocked out in a fight.
For boys.
But You can sense it in young cunts sometimes can't you Zed.,
Like When you see a young fella acting out ya insta think.
Well he obviously hasn't been knocked out yet.
This prob stems from seeing young kids acting out and thinking.
He needs his arse smacked.
( of course this isn't correct. )
i think. Actually.
Im just trying to think what have i experienced that was what i considered
" Humbling " then being knocked out.
I cant think .
Perhaps, experiencing a earthquake.
Not saying ya need to experience " being humbled "
Look i don't know were im going with this now but ummm.
Its interesting.
What does Being " humbled " do or even mean.
For example.
When im driving down the road and theres some dickheads riding their pushbike in the middle of the road and ya have to practically drive on the other side of the road to avoid said dickheads.
I yell at em.
Even if theres a big gang of em.
Last time Zed , i yelled . ( pull ya fucking head in ya wanker , this aint no fucken cattle train.)
I got to the red light and even waited for them to come up alongside.
Three of em.
They casually rode past me yelling abuse at me.
Saying the cops have your plates mate.
I got like that little funny feeling ya get when in a confrontation of sorts.
I give them the finger and told em to go fuck themselves.
I sometimes carry on Like a drunk 7 year old
But As a cyclists Zed you have to of witness people doing stupid shit to ya right ?
Aka roadrage.
Youve been yelled at right Zed?
Threatened.
Car v pushbike maybe humbling.
But 7 year olds drink8ng alcohol leads to alcoholic 10 year olds.
Tis no good.
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@Best.Korea
Being gay because ya dont fight back sounds like something a drunk 7 year old would say.
That aint true.
Being gay is from like , sucking cocks and stuff.
Ha.
Haaaa
Hehehe.
Being gay is from like sucking cocks and stuff.
That was funny hey BK .
Im funny sometimes hey BK.
You are to.
Funny and entertaining.
More so when your drunk.
Drunk 7 year olds aint funny.
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Hey Did i happen to mention i once beat a cat with a stick .
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@Best.Korea
Thats the way to be BK.
People witnessing violence is a MEGA BAD THING.
Its horrible. It prob singly most "changes" peoples life negatively more then ANYTHING.
Have you winessed violence before BK .
Remember how bad you felt after someone showed you a beheading .
I bet BK . You dont watch vids your mates go to show you as you know the ummmmm . That after thought of seeing bad shit on the net.
Imagine seeing it in real life.
Its a real game changer .
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@Best.Korea
Still waiting for a youtube link of a 7 year old bruce lee kid in action.
If i dont see it .
Im all good.
If i dont see it .
Im all good.
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@Best.Korea
Wellllllll.
I know for a fact ide have enough to keep a 1 year old covered.
A 2 year old id just smash right.
3 year old would be to figgen easy .
Moving right along .
4 year olds i could do a dozen in 1 sitting .
5 year olds id staight up pounce on em .
6 year olds powwwwwwwww down they go.
Then it me v the drunk 7 year old.
This little fucker coild be black belt in everything but ima just overwhelm him.
Or her.
Girls are easier.
Hey bk .
Do you think girls are easier to beat then boys ?
How do you know . Have you tried. ?
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Not meaning to boast or nothing buttttttttttttt
I could so easly beat a drunk 7 year old in a fight.
Oh shit i forgot about , One punch kills now don't it.
It didn't use to . But yes .
Now one punch kills.
Please remember this kids.
Be the stronger man and just walk away from crap like that.
No but where was i .?
Thats right.
Id beat any drunk 7 , 8 , 9year old in a fight.
Easily.
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@zedvictor4
How old were you boss when you first got punched out ?
Have you laid someone out big fella?
How old.
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Its a must, that ya have to wear a seat belt whilst in a car.
You have to. Big fines otherwise.
It almost feels like "they" are looking out for our saftey.
We have to wear seat belts is fair enough, as the numerous amounts of studies show the benifits.
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT we can all ride motorbikes if we want.,
So
Everyone on ya bikes Lets fucking race.
On ya marks , get set , Go.
Fucking broom broom.
No but, That really takes the piss out of having to wear seatbelts.
Alcohol when you are 18 or when you are 21 is debatable.
However . Ive not done no research sooooooo.
Im not sure.
Probably 21 is ummmmm, wiser.
You'd have to think.
Any effect you feel from alcohol is the effect from being poisoned.
Imagine getting drunk and having a bloody gun on ya. ( this is illegal right ? )
And so it should be butttttt
But.
But why. ?
Ive not drunk a full alcoholic beverage in over 4 maybe 5 years.
Nor did i much before that.
If i did . I'd fight all of ya at once.
I dont care.
If i remember correctly, Whiskey makes me brilliant.
Then ya get knocked out.
Thus evening it self out.
But some bastards go along time before getting knocked the fuck out.
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Imagine getting cremated.
OUCH.....
Thats gotta hurt right ?
And Then theres ,
Going to hell in a ummmm "cremated state " can i say .
Or going to hell in a "un cremated state. "
Going to hell after being turned to ashes would be like a walk in the park.
Youd think.
Well You would think.
Hey?
Yes?
Prob.
Maybe not.
Hang on a sec . Oh Darn it.
I almost forgot about our souls.
Its your soul thingy that goes to the hell and heaven joint hey?
Ya Souls don't get cremated or buried ya dumb dumb.
Very well played.
Very well played indeed.
Pretty much
All that the atheist no about death isssssss . When we die , their visual body decays.
Full stop
I mean ,
Ya wouldn't have the hide to elaborate on that would you.
Thats the MAX.
The christians on the other hand.
Welllllllllll
when we die we go up to the pod docking center.
Thats the new one near the garden entrance.
And That be approx 1000 ft up in like the sky. ( i have to double check that )
But Then From there we get zoomed away to like a big office werre you get a drink and finger foods and shit.
You wait till they call you.
They then stamp H on your forhead
H for hell.
Or
H for heaven.
Thats not quite clear yet.
Thennnnn ya go meet your dear grandma.
The lovely old duck.
You get to Kiss and hug her then bammmmmmmmmm.
Ya off again on the sorting machine rack thing they have set up.
And that muther fucker then drops you off at you designated destination ummmmm point.
Thus
Thus.
Starting the Shuttle of your arse to the " chosen " destination.
And thats All dependent on what season you are currently in.
You then get like 1 hour to write anything down that you want written down .
More finger food and a glass, i mean plastic cup of some horrible cheap ass bubbly.
So on and so fuck8ng on.
Soooooo what they are tring to say is.
after we die. Its just ya basics.
The christians know shit that we dont.
Gifted.
I can almost feel that horrible crunch then snap thing that happens when our souls detach.
You know what i mean.
Its a sickening sound
But ummmmm yeah.
' kicks dirt '
Good game.
Good game.
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As a show of good will.
And For the entirety of this week and this week only,
i will be excepting.
( ☆☆☆☆☆ God works in mysterious ways. ☆☆☆☆☆ )
as a ummmmm,
A "answer" if you will for stuff that god* does.
Im also 100% fine with god being God and or jesus god by the way.
Whatever floats ya boat.
So To have it a guess as to why jesus would do ummmm " that " to this lady isssssss.
Well we know God works in mysterious ways.
Sooooooo
MW.
FULL FUCKEN STOP
Shhhh,
Nope.
No, shhhh.
Don't wanna hear.
I don't wanna hear it.
Its straight up , MW.
MW .
Mysterious.
Ways.
Correct.
You are welcome.
Good game.
Good game.
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I like how they've have , FUN and MENTAL in their ummmm, title.
Fundamentalist.
Oh and, ( A MEN FUN LIST )
Hang on.
( FUN DENTAL MIST ) yeah.
No but ummmm ,
fundermentlist.
Actully , when you think of a " mental list " or a " A list of mentals " Christians are the first thing to mind.
( i think It'll be FUN putting CHRISTIANS on a, MENTAL LIST )
Ok, ok. ill stop now.
But what im gonna have you guys do is.
Try to Use the word ( fundermentlist ) 4 times over the weekend.
Also, use it once incorrectly.
Good luck.
Ya bunch of fucken mental lists.
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Sarah 29 : 47
Yessssssss. Have fun topping that.
I read the post alllllll the way to,(the numbers 77 into the 490 part bit )
Thank you.
Thanks guys.
Good game.
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MAY I SUGGEST THATTTTT.
IF.
And Thats If.
If your post read backwards said something like freaky and shit BK .
Thennnnn.
And only then will i belive satan is real.
Buttttt, your post read backwards don't even make any sense.
So Im not quite sure what the deal with that is.
Sooooooo.
I conclud that.
Rob 44 : 70
Its more then likely.
Thats.
MOREEEE.
Then likely .
The satan dude dosnt exist. M
He don't.
Actually i dont conclude.
lets say.n
I STRONGLY ASSUME. The devil dosnt exist.
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You know a great deal about this satan dude.
its not like ya ever seen him or nothing have ya ?
Or have you ?
It ( sounds like to me ) that it appears to me, that your go8ng about things that you think he woukd approve of.
But that cool.
But Its not like this satan guy did a little book book, like the other big god ones that did the book ones the book did i did i do , i did.
You know the book ones im talking bout.
Satan was that bloke whom made the card game tarots.
Or was he the guy that did them bloody Quiji board thigs.
But i dont th8nk he put a book out.
Well Im not certain.
But he didn't right. ?
And sadly .
I cant take any gods seriously if they didn't do a book.
I flat out refuse to.
Ffffffffff, Bookless gods . Why Ive no time for em.
Nope.
I put to you thatttt.
What youve heard about The satan guy god thing was from that friggen good guy god one hey ?
BE WARNED.
THE NEXT SENTENCE YOU READ YOU MAY NOT HAVE EVER READ BEFORE.
If i was a satanist I'd be all Like.
( ok now here is the sentence. ) i mean statement.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yeah im a satanic butttttttt i dont no a terrible lot about him.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Bammmmmmmm,
Tell me you've heard That sentence you've never heard before.
I think i may have been the first person ever to write that sentence.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Again.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yeah nah , im a satanist but its not like i know anything about satan
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Buttttttt. No fucking way .
Its devil sings all round , and black attire.
Fucking yeah satan .
Yes .
Rock the fuck on.
( insert death metal here . )
Thus
Thats thus .
Leeding to the inevitable.
Mmmmm. In evit a bull. Fun word to say.
Inevitable.
Inevitable
Fuck it , Im just gonna say it .
It leads to
A cute little goatie woaty getting fucked.Dun itl
It gets killed , and drunken, and eaten and shit.
And did i say fucked .
Oh yeah .
So it gets like alll fuck3d.
Intercourse.
Yeah.
Sexully . Intercoursed the little goat.
Yar mean.
Like putting ya actual cock " INSIDE " of the little goat
But only Becauseeeeeeeeee.
You , I and alllllll know full well.
that the devil dude guy satan FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSS.
Thats .
FUCKING LOVESSSSSS . WHEN YOU DO THE UMMMMMMMM, THE KILLLING OF GOAT THING.
He so does right?
Ya have to Pic him watching ya.
YOU ARE HEY ?
yeahhhhhhhh ,
hang on where was i again ? ,
thats right.
He watches ya kill that ( adorable ) little goaty woaty .
And his all like.
Slow Swaying side to side
Watching and spiting on his finger and rubbing it all on his six nipps and shit.
GOING .
MORE .
MORE.
MORE.
The above is like the sound that the devil dude makes when he wanks .
When you guys do the fun stuff for him.
THEN HE CUMS.
He then catches his breath .
He pulls up his black jeans. And just sits back and continues on watching
you guys Doing the cool shit for him that he adores
I mean.
Its only sensible right. ?
Right ?
So fucking is.
Wrap this up deb
Ok
Ok
So I guess What im trying to say issssss.
Liking the devil is sooooooo left feild .
It makes ya .
Well .
Edgy.
Different.
Cooooolllllll if you will.
Mmmmm yeah .
Oh and Your si diffrent to everyone else.
' hi 5 me. '
And Dont leave me hanging man.
Yeah . Devil horns.
Rock the fuck on.
Aight.
( insert electric guitar lick )
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Not meanning to boast or nothing
BUTTTTTTTTTT
The atheists have never had a clubhouse attacked.
Well i mean.
These days.
Twas a great idea for changing our clubhouses location hey guys.
Its almost like atheists "these days" don't have to even bother with the religious fucking fruit loops .
WHAT I BELIVE THE REPROCUSSIONS FROM THIS INCEDENT WILL BE.
repro or fallout will be.
isssssss. ( ok are ya ready for this. ? )
Well its like this.
The jewsh dudes now have to " get back " at Muslims.
Then welll have the muslims ( lash out ) at the christians.
Oh and the christians
The christians can then attack the muslims.
Thennnnn.
The muslims can badmouth /attack the jews andddd the christians.
Then the Christians can trash talk the Muslims.,
Thus causing the jews to start arguing and or lash out at the muslims.
Then the muslims can do "stuff." .
Causing the christians to fire back at the muslims.
Wich brings back in the jews.
Causing the muslims to fire up at Christins.
Then the christians will bad mouth the jews again making the Muslims feel left out.
Thennn The jews start up again causing the muslims to anger
This then starts up the christians forecing the jews back .,
Then the muslims chime in,
Causing christians to anger .
( AND WE'LL just TIMES THAT BY A 1000 )
So forth and so forth. .
Nonsense followed up with more fucken nonsense.
The "religious groups" these days
I liken it to. ummmmm
Playing ( SICCORS / PAPPER / ROCK.
With three or more people.
Its fucken terrible. Ya cant really.
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Holy scriptures.
BAMMMMMMMMM.,
That just triggered my oxymoron alarm for some reason.
Why might this be. ?
Holy. = SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.
Scriptures = A NONSENSE format.
NOW IF we ADD them Bitches up.
WHAT DO WE GET .
= ( Really important nonsense. )
Oh thats why.
But The way ( Holy scriptures ) triggeres my ( oxy alarm ) it ain't nothing on the way
( biblical scholar ) triggers it.
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Im sooooooo Looking foward to finding out
the meaning of.....
A un broken scripture.
I hope to GOD we dont have
( A ) broken scriptures.
Andddd
( B ) unbroken scripture.
As Differentiating
( A ) Literal scriptures.
From
( B ) Non literal scrips is hard enough.
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Carrot hatessss homosexuals.
Ha, ha , ha.
Do you get it ?
Like bums and carrots.
You know what i mean.
A carrot up ya backside.
Hang the fuck on a sec.
What would you call a carrot thats been inserted into a rectum. ?
CORRECT.
( A GAY CARROT. )
What im trying to say issssss.
The carrot would be the most inserted into a rectum fruit or vegetable.
Or would that be the cucumber.
I won't google that ,
Butttt , carrots would be the most inserted don't ya think.
Carrots are ok with contraceptive devices.
Remember doing that at school
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We've alllll eaten ( the body of christ. )
May i suggest.
The Body of carrot waffers.
Body of carrot.
Body of carrot.
mmmm yum yum.
Maybe once or twice a year we can sacrifice a baby carrot or two
Orrrrrrrrrr.
Holy carrot juice.
Oh fuck .
Ive drawn a picture of carrot before.
That can't be no good.
I'm guessing carrots would wants us allllllll circumcised.
Carrot god hangs around with mixed vegetables.
Soooo he aint racist.
Bugs bunny may be the anti christ
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Sooooooo
Whats The difference between having a " miscarriage " / miscarriaging. and " having " a abortion / aborting. ?
Fuck that actually has so many answers.
No Butttttt.
What im trying to say is.
God wouldn't be at all impressed with a person thats had a miscarriage.
Thats just SO GROSS .
A yukky miscarriage.
Having a miscarriage has to be a sin right ?
Definitely.
If you think about it, gods the dude who knows allllllllllll about women in the ( twenty first cent )
Im sure he knows about allllll the trials and tribs Rebecca faces.
And he knows whats best for Samantha.
But then there Tracy.
Oh And that other one . Whats her name again ?
Erika.
Yeah Erika.
Pic God doing his little book book thing with the future Erika at the fucking forefront of his fucking fort process.
Buttttt.
Read the bible and you'll become a womanizer.
As The bible is practically a book on how to get z bitches.
Ya know.
It dives reallll deap into vast areas of ye avrage female sycki. ( spell check )
It explains their likes their wants and needs.
It just Soooooo fucking deep right ?
What im saying is.
Its just a bloody good read if ya wanna know anything chick related.
Am i fucken right ?
Oh you are So fucking right deb.
Thankyou.
Thanks.
As We got like.
Us.
Thats. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ THE MEN. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
' crowd cheers '
Turns into.
' crowd roars '
and then there is also the gals.
Right ?
A big Thumbs up .
So um yeah.
' kicks dirt '
Cool then .
' uncomfortable silence '
Have a good day.
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Hang on a sec.
Is it ok with god if you have a miscarriage ? .
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The ease of
DO ya reckon a girl can get a abortion and then simply tell others it was a miscarriage. ?
Maybe a service like that is needed.
A sneaky abortion clinic.
You can Call it like ( ARTS AND CRAFT SUPPLIES ) store.
You can see what that leads to.
But , if we are smarter about it.
We don't have to.
( so Records. )
Whats recorded, and whom gets to and can see it.
We could also change the word ABORTION to another, thus tricking the god thing and making it not what he means by it.
And thus Making god a omnifool.
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I use to feed my jewish boss bacon bits grounded into powder.
I did this for over a year.
Butttttt apartment, this doesn't effect them as they are unaware.
I think Thats fucking cheating.
But anyway.
Thussss, bringing us to.
LOOPHOLES.
rrrrrrrr loopholes.
Finding loopholes in a well thought out well worded ummmm, "documemts " is more difficult.
Into the knowing offfff.
Finding loopholes for ones self is easier then finding them for a " group "
Well one would assume.
Then i wannna say ( duty of care. )
having a major part in the play above.
Butttttt its not like the cops come and force you to get a supposed lifesaving " treatment " of sorts.
But With this " duty of care thing " comes Lia fucken bility.
( liability )
Well This is before loopholes but lets say it not.
A show of hands if you wanna be liable for anyones death.
No.
No one.
I ain't that fucken guy.
I dont want nothing to do with it.
But what about the accolades ???.
Accolades runs along side a " overall consensus "
A show of hands if you want to savev anyones life.
Yes please
Now we are at.
Liabilities v. Accolades. And or a "overall consensus"
Thus making me unsure.
Sooooooooooo.
PASS.
Good game but.
When talking about this abortion thing , We need to be provided with stats.
What if only 4 women in 100 years have been saved by aborting a baby.
Actually the number of women saved might i think woukd be massive buttttttt
There them "stats" on weather or not they might have died aint at all black and white.
But i really want stats.
Fuck , So again.
Pass.
Look I just dont know right
I don't wanna hear about it.
Just drop it right.
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
So after Allll that i wouldn't think someones religious beliefs has anything to do with it.
But it does deb.
Fuckkk.
You are really pissing me off now
Here we go again.
PASS YOU MOTHER FUCKER
PASS.
Take note deb.
You just put.
( Is it right or not to have a abortion ) on a ( religious background. )
Don't fucking do that.,
Ok.
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@Stephen
Its been like 24 hours now of ummmm,
This now knowing that i am not gods child.
Before that post i thought , i like all where gods children.
Not " Gods children " with the two little inverted thingys .
Its, Gods children
I thought we where.
ffffff , Fuking silly deb he is.
This is a pure amateur mistake in your knowking on this subject stephen .
Butttttttt , i can only learn.
Sooooo After receiving some ejection, egacating fuckkk , education.
Ive lernt and now know.
NO.
I aint NO GOD CHILD.
I'M SIMPLY NOT.
END OF FUCKING STORY.
I don't wanna here it.
Butttttttttttt, apparently theres like this group.
" The chosen ones "
Or just ( chosen ones ) i think they are called.
mmmmm A CHOSEN ONE.
How cool would that be.
' starts applying black war paint '
So yeah.
Im thinking about becoming one of these " chosen dudes "
Getting one of the limited headbands ya know.
Butttt , thats another post.
' continues sharpening knife '
But stephen .
Im fine with this now knowing.
This coming to terms.
You know me man, im going to just fucking push through.
Simple.
To tell you the truth.
He never really felt like a second father to me.
Thats a ( red flag ). And i missed it.
And Henny Penny
If need be..
You'll be my Daddy right ?
I thought so.
' Hi, 5's.... '
So Im fucking gold.
Gold.
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What nationality were jesus 12 merry men. ?
I HIGHLY doubt apostles would " hang " with ummmm, others. Definitely not black peoples.
There his "apostles"
Not his homies.
Not his Boys.
Jesus would find it REALLLLL difficult to get 100 points for his ID
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Oh crap.
We are NOT all gods children .
Welllll, we are but, but. We aint.
But we are.
Dont anyone tell me about ( Churches coming together .
Dont you fuking dare.
That sounds like a post topic.
Are we gods children. ?
i looked up ,
Are we gods chikdren and it gives me.
Are you ready for this.
IN THE RICHEST FULLEST SCENES WE ARE.
Soooooo, that pretty much clears everything up.
AGAIN.
Wellllll , In the Richest , fullest, mother fucking scenes we are.
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Jesus should of traveled the world spreading the " word "
However,
He seemed to be limited to a realitivly small area.
And this is in a time im pretty sure they had Flying carpets.
Jesus didn't go to the Muslim parts. ( he didn't did he ? )
No But ummm,
Its almost like jesus and or god DIDN'T and DOESN'T like Muslims.
And other religions and religious groups.
We are ALLLLLL his children RIGHT ? .
If God wanted us all " gathering " together.
☆☆☆☆☆☆ wich is a BIBLICAL COMMAND. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
" coming together "
He wouldn't of " invented '" a church.
As We weren't ever going to fit in one big building.
So weve a church here .
We got two over there,
Another one here.
And three there.
Allll the same denomination these lot.
Church A. Had 113 people in it.
Church B. Holds 300 plus members
Church C. 83 people go here
Church D. And 294 over there.
Gods biblical command.
( usssss alllll gathering together. )
Was NEVERRRRRR going to work .
Unlessssss
" Gathering together " means.
He wanted 214 in these "suburbs"
He wanted 168 gathering three towns that way.
Ya got 57 gatthering in a group 5 suburbs EAST from here.
294 wayyyyyyy over there,
He wanted 1000 plus churches in this country,
2000 in that country
And 3819 in that one
That aint really " comming " " together " Now is it. ?
Quite the friggen opposite actually.
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You do allllll know You can "accidentally" sit on a carrot right.
You fucken can.
It doesn't count as a bad thing.
ITS JUST A SIMPLE ACCIDENT RIGHT GUYS ?
FELLAS ?
Again.....
An accident.
What so you've never had a accident before. ?
Is that what your trying to say.
Now ya decide to make a big scene about it?
Can we just move along. ?
A Accident.
Thats all it was .
Look up the meaning of ( accident ) ya dickhead.
If its an accident, its a accident.
THATS IT.
And Really guys , i don't care what Ya'll think.
I dont have to defend myself to you lot.
You all fucken idiots anyway.
Ya obviously allll need a lesson on what a " accident " is.
Accidents happen , so just deal with it.
Ya can Consider yourselves ALLLLLLLLL on report.
Im not going to sit here and be bullied by you lot anymore.
JUST DROP IT RIGHT.
Soooooooooo anoying.
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@Best.Korea
I did the thing your thinking about , butttt it was corn being the god.
It boiled down to.
How the heck could any young person that ummm, searches for a god thing,get around or past the religious groups of today " GOD "
Religious groups and
The " painting " of the god thing they as a collective, have put forth.
ITS FUCKEN HORRIBLE.
HOW ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW THAT CORN IS THE " GOD " THING.
They dip the paint brush all the way to the bottom.
They then pull it out , and i shit you not .
They dont even run the side of the paint brush against the tin.
The just fucken slop on the god thing
Coat after mutha fucking coat. You know
( this is god ) get it in your head
Drips every where.
Thus the first thing you think of when ones ummm,
" looking for the god thing "
And the only thing you think of isssss.
Gods from a religion , religious group.
The plant Corn, aka the real god , doesn't even get seen.
Nor is it fathomed .
Asssss
The god thing is from one of them religious group things .
End of fucking story
FULL FUCKING STOP
Say no more.,
Andddddd with that.
A BIG thanks to religious groups for ruining a persons.
" search " for a god thing.
Say it with me BK .
Ruined.
They've Ruined it .
Its ruined.
Wankers
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@Best.Korea
Apart from no violence towards / on carrots.
Carrot god is cool with everything else hey BK ?
JUST FOR EXAMPLE .
I can kiss a man hey ?
I mean, Trevor can kiss Derrick.
Guys laying with guys is all good hey.. ?
do i need to.
Pray , worship , or like sing songs to the carrot guy . ?
Hows carrot God for cash ?
Is he allll good . I can give like $20 bux or something.
Do i have to believe in carrot god. ?
I just wanna be sure is al l
I don't wanna fucking miss out on dancing with carrots for an eternity.
That sounds like a blast.
Eternity dancing .
Im thinking, ( Comfortable shoes ) is ummm, a must.
A muscle top tee.
A pull over in case it gets cold.
Im probably gonna need a whistle. Like a ref whistle.
Oh and Glow sticks .
I am NOT currently making up a and practicing a " carrot dance "
Im fucken not man.
Not meaning to be rude BK , but im gonna need all the info you have on the Carrot God.
ALL THE INFO .
You'd be honest about it hey BK.
IF i have to wear like a Hawaiian print shirt or a kilt and a headband.
I need to know.
This is all our afterlife we dealing with here.
Thats pretty darn important.
Please don't fuck us over.
Be straight up.
THANKS PAL.
Do Do Do.
Do the carrot dance.
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@Best.Korea
If carrot god takes off ,
We could probably make a few bucks selling.
○°⊙°○⊙°○°⊙° 24 carat gold carrot god necklaces. °⊙°○⊙°○°⊙°
50 / 50 BK ?
Anyways , its just a thought.
We'll make them out of 8 carat gold.,
If anyone complains, we will tell them they must of misread the add.
We have 24 carrot god necklaces for sale.
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Long story short.
For 5 weeks in a row these two lovely old ladies would come around and they would prayer for me and bring me watchtowers.
My mother ended up having telling them nicely to stop with come around.
When i heard .
NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
NOOOOOO BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
And pretty much no birthday celebrations.
I DROPPED EM LIKE A BAG OF SHIT.
I thought.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES ( NO PRESENTS EVEN MEAN. ? )
NO PRESENTS.
NO THANK YOU.
THAT AINT FOR ME.
FUCKING WHACK JOBS.
My next " religious visitors was.
Two young kiwi guys on mountain bikes.
Yessss, it was them guys.
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I bet the first thing Ya'll think when someone hands you a watchtower magazine isssssssss.
You ready for this.
Itssssss.
Do i have to fucking pay for this. ?
And or.
Are they just giving me this. ?
Fucking tell me its not.
The third thing you think is.
Do i have enough cash on me " just in case i have to pay for this shit.
By this time you haven't takin anything they've said to ya thus far.
Its just.
ARE THEY GIVING ME THIS. ?
DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS. ?
Thats all.
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If anyyyyyyyyyyy religious person EVER talks about ( the end of the WORLD.)
You instantly know EXACTLY what religious group they are a part of.
INSTANTLY.
Actually they aint a religion anymore are they ?
However.
You just know they have to be a JW.
They have to be.
HAVE 2 B.
End of fucking story.........
If a religious person sayssssss.
NO.
We don't know jesus was born on Christmas day.
YOU FUCKING INSTANTLY KNOW
What religious group they belong to.
Although the two above "things" aint "exclusive" to the jw's.
They so fucking are.
You know who told them these things . ?
It was them bloody gold plates.
The JW are sooooooooo fucking sensible.
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@zedvictor4
HeHe. AIHAI.
When i think of ... Immac perceppy ,
I instantly think about .
( The silence of the lambs )
The Wanking off in ya hand , and then throwing it at someone.
Thats Aslo know as, Spiderman. Like when he throws his web.
But Whats a better ummmm , trait
Having Al . Artificial intel
Or being , Omniscient ?
Ha.
Ha.
AI aint shit when your omni.
AI would throw gods omni out of whack.
Actually.
Im now Picturing the desert scribes that did the bible ,
Allll virgins.
Thus they where not sure on exactly how babies got made .
They all agreed that
Immaculate perception would probably seem the most feasible way.
Its That Or
Spitting a orange seed into a females mouth.
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I just seen a big like, box of carrots at the fruit and veg shop.
I said to em .
" is that you god. "
And um yeah , i got nothing in response.
Actually, Maybe i should of purchased the lot of them , then return them back into the wild.
Thus, hopefully removing my ( eating of the carrots sin. ) that I've committed.
Thus, meeting the requirements for ( group 3 )
THUSSSSSS, reciving My , ( Eternity of dance with the carrots.)
Well Thats what im gunning for.
How might you think carrots dance. ?
A Carrot god i can grasp.
It makes sense
I just find it difficult picturing, carrots dancing for some reason.
To have it a guess. ( slow dancing )
Again.
Everything would be sooooo much more ummmm , excepting , and much more believable,
If god carrots had SIMPLY got some other fruit and veg to write stuff down for him.
Thennnnn SIMPLY have them compost that into a book.
I mean , compile that into a book.
I don't know a great deal about gods , but one thing is for certain.
A real true important like god , would have ,, and do, do books.
I mean , have a book.
You know what i mean.
☆☆☆ Put a book out. ☆☆☆
Because, A Non book god says.
Nuffin. Not a thing. I cant even send it money.
( a door opens )
Hey do ya reckon someone could like, make up a bunch of well worded, well scripted out nonsense,
Thennnnn Write it down.
Say its from the carrot god
And in doing so, make a few bucks out of it ?
I reckon you could.
Thennnnnnn once that Avenue of raising revenues dies down a little.
Start on the carrot god clubhouse planning.
That being. ( a building with a odd looking roof. )
Truth be told.
One could prob just make up a GOD,
Then just make up a BOOK .
Then a CHURCH like place.
ORRRR
Would that be impossible for a " religion " to form , WITHOUT the hands of a actual god. ?
LIKE JUST TOTALLY MAKE IT ALLLLLLLLL UP.
Justtttt,
Make ir up.
Im soooo supprised no one has done that yet.
Started a religion without even ever seeing a god.
I so reckon ya could.
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Somewhere on our body we have like a little hole.
All you have to do is shove like a toothpick or something in it to reset.
I think i might know where the little reset hole is , but im yet to put a pin in it.
Imagin trying to forget how to spell the word ( garden )
That sounds way more difficult then learning how to spell it.
Ive noticed
Going to the supermarket then coming out and knowing where you parked gets a little more ummm harder with age .
You can feel the exact thing that this post asks.
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Imagine being sent to hell ,
You start falling , Instantly you would begin yelling
" BUT WHO WAS THE RIGHT GROUP "
Im close to positive that when we die.
Within the first 3 mins.
A announcement will comes over spekers telling us,
The CORRECT group was the ( __________ )
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