Deb-8-a-bull

The Christians aint allowed to go door to door slaughtering no more. 

Assssss,  Its illegal now.

Anddddd , 

Ya go to jail if you get caught doing stuff like that.  

We made up a couple of basic laws that done gone stopped god in his tracks. 

You can see God having to bloody curve his ummmm,

his "bad behaviors"  to adjust to a few  ( law ) things that we mere humans made up. 

Gods so calked "law"  now had to be tweaked / tuned down / messed with.   to fall in place with ( Laws ) we humans keep coming up with.  

What im trying to say is . 

We ( mere humans ) are responsible for how fucking angry god is these days. 

His temperament. 

And thats fucking soft. 

We've a SOFT cock GOD. 

We all mold him.    

Ya dont think god wants us still going from door to door killing alllllll the other religions today ? 

He did back then. 

What verse says.    ( Ok guys , slow it down a little. ) 

What verse says .  (  from now,  We are not going to do the door to door killings thing anymore.  

Weve weakened god .

And Softened the Christians. 

Because ya get into trouble for killing people for god these days. 

( not with god. ) ( he still loves it ) 

Going to jail for the rest of ya life apparently over rides

( doing god a solid. )     

Again . 

All of yas. 

S

O

F

T

Soft.

Soft as, pussy ass,  god. 

Sacred cats sitting on the door mat. 

Ya gotta ask yourself.  

Whats more important ? 

Killing one person from a diff religion . 

<     ?

>    ?

Is it ( bigger then or lesser then ) or equal too 

( The Rest of ya life in jail. )  

Yes , No, 

No , Yes. 

If you ( um and are)  for one split second. 

You and the god you worship arrrrrrrrrrreeeee. 

Capital  ( S ) 

Capital  ( O ) 

Capital  ( F ) 

Capital  ( T )  

SOFT.M

Ya fuvking SOFT. 

You say,  you belive in god butttt, you don't want to follow all of the shit.  

HAC.    Half Arsed Christians. 

 

You lucky basted.  

That truly is a case of.Right place, right time.  

' goosebumps '

Anyway ,  Its off the list. 

' glances down at the next thing on the list '

Murder a Man with bare hands.  

Good luck mate.

So You think my Dream catches may in fact be faulty ? 

Ok then smartarse . 

How do you suggest i test my dream catchers to see if they works or not. ?

Thats right. 

Ya cant can ya.,

So .

SHUT. 

YA . 

MOUTH. 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

Ya pissing me off now. 

Look I give up. 

Run the tests ya selves.  

Your A pack of  Idiots . 

 

I ran some checks on the prayer machine thingy.

I prayed that alll you lot got the hiccups today. 

And Welll .

TIMES UP.. 

HICCUPS ANYONE ? 

Ill get back soon with my findings.

Look i feel stupid now for having to ask this next questioj as i should jolly well know the answer.

Butttttt. . 

 

When one prayers to a avrage christian god ,

Please tell me it is.

Right hand clockwise belly rubs, 

with, 

Left hand head pats. 

It is hey. ? 

Guys ? 

Im sure it is hey. 

I have actually  seen this guy going anti clockwise once with the right hand  and taping with the left. 

He looked like a fool. 

Ive also been told   ,

⊙⊙⊙ it doesn't really matter if its left hand belly rubs with right hand taps¿¿¿¿

So I told him to go fuck himself .

I said . 

I went . You Go and fuck yourself.  

What kind of half wit thinks that you can do the prayer thing with left rubs and right taps. 

I simply just walked away. 

I didn't reakly tell him to

□□ go fuck yourself □□

But i should of right.

It was warranted. 

A quick reminder guys..

I do have two and a half 《  dream catches 》  in my closest i think.  

Soooooo.,

If someones prayer is going to be answered,  more then likely it would be mine.

Fuck. 

I need 3 AAA .

Anyone. ? 

Hang on a sec .

AA

they ars Double AA bateries guys.,

Thats the bigger of the two. 

If i can't get my dream catchers up and working. 

Its prob not worth testing these prayer things you guys do hey? 

Fuckit.

Arrrrrrrrr, 

Well In the intrest of science.

Im going up the road to get some batteries.  

Know of you guys are gomna come to my rescue hey ? 

3 AA bateries.  

Someone.

 

What the helll. 

Oh shit.

Shit. 

Hey sorry guys , just got back from the store,  and my darn cat was lying on my keyboard again. 

Stupid fucken cat. 

He does it to get the warmth. 

He wont do it again . Belive me you. 

I think he did like three posts or something.  

They prob wont make sense,  obviously.  

But yeah

please disregard the last few posts. 

Thanks and so sorry guys. 

My bad . 

Cat. 

My bad cat i mean. 

I kicked it.

Did i happen to mention

Soooooo, many Kamil votes have been damaged and are now nul in void. 

Thats gotta suck right. 

That mean that Allllllllll them votes for kamill a that got damaged will now not count. 

' places fist in mouth' 

Ouch.

Fucking ouch.

Laidies and gentlemen i give to you the greatest race in the world

U

S

A

To me You guys are so entertaining. 

I thank you for that.

Yeah. 

U.  

S. 

A 

Chant it with me now. 

USA.

USA. 

Wankers

 

Its been well over 20 years now since i prayed that prayer to stop every else's prayer not "count" . 

I mean. 

They don't even get there prayer heard no more. 

Thats Easy 20 years ago. 

It sucks in a way as ive needed it twice myself since then. 

Soooooo, All thats left is (  LUCK )

( LUCK ) is still up for grabs. 

Like lucky items and shit. 

You believe in luck don't you BK ? 

You've A pair of Lucky pants or something hey? 

If you go to America you get swept up in " politics "   thennnnn  its politicians. 

Then you realize.m

You only get like one vote. 

Its not a One in a million shot ,

' A  BRIGHT LIGHT FLASHES ' 

WTF

《 WARNING. ...   《  WARNING. ....   

Deb . Hey deb. 

Your last paragraph /  quote you made.  WILL  be entered into a "word based searchy engine thingy" 

Thusssss carrying a so called "mention" .

Computer suggests Ya pull ya head in. 

Ok ok .

For fuck sake,

Let me re fucking word that. 

Its not a one in a million CHANCE.  

Is what i was saying. 

One vote ain't going to do shit now is it.? 

Why I wouldn't even be bothered voting. 

Toats irrelevant.  

Its not going to be like up to you now is it BK.? 

Nothing about it is going to be up to you is it BK. ?

Thats a big NOPE. 

Nope. 

So fuck it. 

Fuck it. 

If prayers still worked like the use to. Back in the " old " days 

It would still be a complete waste of prayer. 

A Prayer for a Tonka Truck is better off. 

So.

Who caressssss

LOTS OF Love. 

The ANTI PRAYERRER. 

I mean prayrer 

Prayer, yeah. 

Yours faithful 

☆☆☆☆☆   THE ANTI - PRAYER. ☆☆☆☆ 

' snickers'. 

And poof. 

' disappears in a cloud of smoke ' 

Inviro friendly smoke. 

Pofffff

 

Correct. 

I was just talking shit. 

O no. 

So you dislike stupid statements Il.

And I just went on a rant stating that GODS POOP. 

Oh 

Friggen 

NO. 

Your probably gonna think im an idiot now. 

But Only just now.

Lucky you cant understand word salad but.

I may get away with it.

Good day sir.

The baby god jesus. 

Not meaning to boast or nothing buttttt. 

I probably smarter then a 5 year old. 

Im like 7 year old smart. Im not kidding 

Thusss.

If i was like 10 , 20 , maybe 30 years old at the time when the little god lord jesus yawah got born in the old barn with the donkeys and the wise dudes.

 

I WOULD OF BEEN WAYYYYY MORE SMARTER THEN GOD.  

There i said it. 

A quick reminder.

A 1 year old god Jesus poops in his pants hey ? 

I fucken dare ya to say

( The Gods don't do poop ,) 

Go on, Say it  

Whatever you do . 

DO NOT Imagine Jesus doing a shit. 

WTF.

I felt bad writing that.

Butttttt. 

He did right. 

Jesus pooped. .

And you just pictured  it.

You pictured a pooping jesus.

Nice. 

Your half way there

Half way to realizing that " they " thats prophets and jesues where just ya basic man humans . 

Look i forget where i was going with this now butttttttt. 

Picture a god doing a shit. 

Yes then wiping. 

I forget what finger they used back then buttttttttt

GODS POOP hey. ?

Orrrrrr 

I will except At the very least .  

Jesus had to poo now and then right? 

It probably makes no mention of the poopin in the holy book hey. 

I could be wrong but, 

there very well may have been a "passage" . 

Can anyone give me a passage with poo in it. ?

Again 

Im looking for a passage with poo in it. 

Maybe  Mr Roberts might know. 

Thats Roberts.

Yes. 

ANAL ROBERTS .

He could prob tell us about this " passage "thats ummm.   in concerns with poo. 

What i trying to pur across isssss.

GODS POOP. 

IF NOT , JESUS AT THE LEAST POOPS . 

PROPHETS YOU ASK ?   . 

Well That a big ( ten _ four ) 

Of course the prophets pooped. . 

Ya got Matthew And like Mark , Luke ,  john. .

Surly John the bap didn't poop. ? 

Yep ,

He pooped from time to time. 

One can only Imagine what being baptized tasted like.  

Most of em pooped,  for like,   Seven to 900 years. 

So Its fair to say. 

ITS A BIG LOAD OF CRAP hey ? 

And They are only human right. ? 

Be it 900 year old humans. 

Butttt. They were mere humans hey. . 

Top of the notch / best of the best ones. 

Butttttt just humans 

 

Thussssss equalling

THEY POOPED. 

When you can  pic Jesus doing a shit.

You can maybe start to grasp that the jesus dude was ( MERE HUMAN ) 

Orrrrr you can just brush away that ( shit logic. ) and say he was a friggen GOD. 

BUT NEVERTHELESS.  

A GOD THAT POOPED.  

Soooooo.

GODS DO POO POO' S TO. 

Can we agree? 

 

Actually. 

First and formost at the forefront was my foreskin that stopped me from being christlamish.   

But commandment uno wouldn't of helped either.  

Imagine a christlamish holy book. 

By page 3 ya end up killing yourself.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD.  

Oh And  men still can't kiss men either. 

Especially on the foreskin.  

Picture A  Monotheistic , and omni everything god coming up with commandment number one.

Wanker

However. 

Commandment number one stoped me from being a christlamish. 

Thats a Islamic Jewish Christian . 

And Thats the max moral someone could be.

 

Gods Omnism. 

That means he knows everything there is to know about a god or gods. 

Monotheism Is half a fuckwit.

And that we know as ,  a half wit.

Correct. 

Hi Boss, 

Hope you are well man. 

It was ( volcanism ) I was looking for Zed. 

Volcanism.

Or Zee , 

I would of also excepted,  ( jism. ) 

As I have before. 

Only once butt.     I'll PM you the deats. 

So ummmmm yeah .

' kicks dirt ' 

Nice try, and,,,Good day Boss. 

I like saying (  Fuckwitism  ) 

It sounds like a word. 

And since i coined it . The meaning of ( Fuckwitism ) means.  .

a person who believes in a god or gods. 

Fuckwitism. 

It just fits right ?

Sillyism is fun to say also. 

And the meaning of Sillyism would be ummmmm.

A person that believes in a god or gods. 

Sillyism.  

And thats short for  Silly sausagism

This government dude sounds hella wicked. 

We should collectively.

Thats like all of us. 

We should ummmmm , "out"  it.  

Yar mean ? 

The one you call , the Government is it ?

Yeah , government.  

We should Fuck it off.  

Or 

Or

We should Get like a real real good one. 

Government.  

You know ?

Like,  A good government.  

A good government would work i reckon. 

Anyways. 

Im like a fucken rogue puppet.  

I aint highly stung, 

ive not a single string attached to me.   

Im cloes to,   Uncontrollable. 

Like.

I can't be controlled is what im saying . 

Just. Can't. 

I go nope. 

I go Nope. 

NOPE. 

Point this government cunt out to me and ill sort it out right.

I'll kick it straight in the teeth. 

Said deb. 

Hold the phone.

If your a puppet. 

This government dude is a ventriloquist.

Andddddd ,  it just so happens thattttttt.

I ain't scared of no ventriloquists. 

Im fucken not. 

Imagine being scared of a person that plays with puppets. 

Sounds like a 10 year old. 

I aint that guy. 

I aint that guy. 

This post is in the religious forum im guessing because.  

Atheism,  theism,  ventriloquism. 

Ha Ventriloquism.  

Thats a word with ( ism ) on the end that isn't bad. 

Can you give me one more ? . 

Thats A good / neutral word that ends with ism. 

I reckon

Thats, reckon. 

I reckon If you tired a string around a door or a like a tree and gave it a yank when ya " putting forth " a ummmm, like a question, back in thoes days, you could easily fool folks into doing stuff. 

IT SEEMS. 

Thats, 

IT SEEMS. 

Thus bringing us to ... DEBATE TOPICS.

Half wits. 

The percentage of half wits back then must of been fenom.

Funomin.

Fuck how do you spell it. 

( 5 seconds ) 

4

3

And a 2.

And a one. 

Ph.

it might start with ph hey. 

Phenomenon.

Phenomenal.  Thats it. 

Thank you T9 dictionary.  

So yeah. 

The percentage of half wits must of been phenomenal.   

A guess has me at,  83.2% half wits.  

IT SEEMS.

Thats. 

IT SEEMS. 

Ok.

Alright .   

78.8% HW.

But it couldn't of been any less. 

PS

Do not say.

A half wit  Would still know how to spell phenomenal. 

Just dont right. 

Give me 1 more hour, 

Im yet to rattle off three quick .

Questions for christians.

Questions for christians. 

Questions for christians.

I keep saying qhistians.

Oh I'll crack it.  

Ok wish me luck. 

Andddddd go. 

Questions for christians. 

Questions for christians. 

Fuckkkkkkkk

I said Tristians. 

One hour. 

 

' Crouches down  behind a tuft of grass. ' 

And lays in wait.

Dont you fucken dare . 

Dont you dare.

Im not even sure why i was sent to sunday school. 

I mean. 

It must of been tough on my dear Mum and Dad not having me around for like

5 WHOLE HOURS PLUS EVERY SUNDAY MORN. 

They would of struggled with that , im sure of it. 

I imagine them just sitting around at the breakfast table in ummm,

intisapation 

How do ya spell and pronounce that word 

Intecipation .

You know what i fucking mean. 

They would of missed me.

This i know. 

Id bring mum home a knew piece of macaroni jewelry. 

And at that time ,  i was painting paintings at a " straight on the fridge door level " 

So um yeah. 

Im not quite sure why they sent me there. 

But PLEASE Feel free guys to ( HAVE IT A GUESS ) if you will , as to why they might of sent me there. 

Also you CUNTS .... 

Maybe Have it a guess at what they might of been doing for the (  ENTIRETY OF THE  5 hours every sunday morn ) without precious lil me. 

Gardning perhaps ?  

Yeah . 

Your probably right.  

So um yeah . 

' kicks dirt ' 

Good day guys. 

 

And as you and i , " persons that dont believe in a god or gods " 

Our "grandkids grandkids " , if they were to ummm,  learn about us. 

 

The very first thing thay will hit them is . 

Oh " They " believed in gods back then.  

That'll be like at the forefront. 

And that will be summed up as .

They were STUPID. 

Now im not saying that it really matters in like anyway. 

As We will be dead , but.

But. 

Its not cool. 

They wont be hit with. 

Stephen didn't believe in a god or gods at a time when EVERY other single  person on earth didn't. 

Andddddddd, he wasn't persecuted at all to much for this. 

This will lead our grandkids grandkids to another ( goggle search ) 

What happened to peoples that didn't believe in any gods. 

Ha , a silly search but.

It will answer with , they had there heads chopped off. 

They will then see the dates that considered with this and conclude with.

That was wayyyyyy before great great great grandad stephen was even born.

And Thus the next google search will commerce.

(  What happened to people that didn't belive in god in the year 2000. ) 

And there aint know " blanket " answer for that. 

This will then boar their massive inquisitive as brains .

So it'll be back to porn hub.

Stepdad cums in stepdaughters pussy. 

Thus losing their interest into looking into their great great great grandad Stephen.   

And he really was great may i add. 

He was fucking diffrent thats for sure. 

None of that Step. 

You and i will be " known as "  summed up with.

" THEY STILL BELIEVED IN GODS BACK THEN "

AKA....... The fucking stupid dickheads. 

End of story.

AND SIMPLY AND EASILY FORGOTTEN.  

Again. 

I dont wanna think that a search into great great great grandad Deb in  1000 years time will be. 

Oh that Deb guy was 100 % pure fucking brilliance.

He was like the smartest guy of his times 

A genius if you will. 

And did i mention how handsome he was.

He was So hansome .

MASSIVE COCK. ?

Yes.  Well above avrage. 

And the girth. 

Yeah, He was a real fucken ladies man was G G G Grandad  DEB. 

They aint gonna see. My ummm " key points " 

( He never hurt a women. )

( He never  did anything "sexual" with a kids. ) 

( He was a real good BMX racer.  ) 

He.he.he

All it will be is.

THE FUCKWITS STILLED BELIEVED IN GODS BACK THEN. 

Thats You and mother I Step. 

Hey Henny. 

Ive totally gone off track with answering anything in  your post here.

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Wrap it up deb.

Ok, ok. Fuck 

Yes It does sound familiar Henny Penny. 

Good day.

I can't help but feel. 

A gold coin donation doesn't do it for god anymore. 

The  money dish would have a pay wave thing on it. 

No bloody macaroni jewelry making. 

No painting pics with like a patatoe chopped in half. 

No gluing tree leafs on paper. 

 

Boy would it be diff now. 

Every kid has a smart phone now so ya cant touch them inappropriately. 

Shipped.

I hate to say it buttttttttt

I really don't think god wanted you guys to use computers.  

Its hard for god to get out his ummmm, new rules.

I mean. 

Like his new , up to date rules. 

The old book of god , ( wants  , rules , and regs. )  doesn't cover the stuff we lot do now. 

Im sure ya cant help but feel that old god wants to tell you what ya can and can't with a shit load of new stuff that we have today. 

Like ummmm. 

Roller skates for example. 

God wouldn't want us wearing roller skates. 

And um like. 

Earphones. 

He bloody wouldn't appreciate you guys listening to things through headphones. 

And Redbull and V energy drinks. 

NO FUCKEN WAY WOULD HE LET YOU HAVE THEM. 

I mean . 

To drink Sarsaparella cordial is a sin in gods eyes. 

Also. 

Multi power points. 

Like double adaptors and them ones with 4 ports on them. 

Ya can't be serious if you think god is cool with that. 

You christians are doing a bunch of shit that is ultimately sending you guys to hell. 

Them chicken flavored  2 minute noodles. 

Fffff. 

Eat them and ya practically showing god ya middle finger. 

BEHIND THE TIMES MY FREINDS

you guys probably haven't went down a slippery slide for decades now. 

He wants you to do this atleast once a week. 

Its Diss -

re

mutha fuckin

spectful.  

Whens the last time you ice skated for god ? 

Driving a car in reverse gear .   =  sin. 

Playing with a flying disk 

Sin. 

Should i continue.  

 

Then there's my current girlfriend. 

She just loves getting cum in her pussy. 

I suspect half of you guys wives love it also right ? 

......WARNING .....

Abort. Abort 

Yeah im not sure where i was going with that. 

It is however a factor. 

PASS.

..........Can i ask a favor please guys......,

Can someone pleae make up joke about.

( abortion )  and  ( kamala Harris.) 

And the funny bit will be mispronouncing her first name incorrectly. 

Make it sound like the words that happens to get pregnant. 

You know ? . 

Cough,

Not kamala but  (  Cu# in #er  )  

You know what i mean . 

Cough.  Cough. 

Im not vulgar enough too. 

Do it. 

I fucken DARE ya. 

Do it. 

Do it....

The topic of  ( Abortion.) 

In the bloody ( People forum ) if you will. 

I. 

Well. 

I don't get it 

Why they've nothing to do with each other. 

People are like the opposite of abortion.  

 

No but seriously.  

When the earliest you can ummm, do something to stop ummm,  pregnancie?  

Apart from tube tying.

Its getting one of them bloody bars in ya arm hey ? 

Thennnnn.

Its a MAP .  A morning after pill. 

Then theres , " Pulling out " . But thats a totally different post hey. 

So 

Bar in the arm then a MAP. 

Ok now with this im mind.  

Whom considers these things ( a BAR and or a MAP ) 

Who considers these things as ummmm, (  HAVING AN ABORTION ) ? 

please. 

Take your time. 

?.

Whom considers one or both of these asssss, 

ABORTING. 

?. 

Then .

And bloody only then . 

Can we find the ummmm , latest thing that one can do to " abort a kid " before we call it  ( an abortion  ) 

BECAUSEEEEEEEEEE. 

Scooping the cum out of ya pussy with ya fingers aint an abortion is it ? 

Again,  so when is the earliest ?  

 OMG. 

Did i just type that out loud.   

ya did deb . 

Ya fuckin did. 

Ok ill stop now. 

Good game. 

Good game. 

 

 

As soon as i seen the word skippy , i instantly started the tune in my head.

Nice. 

Skippy the bush kangaroo. 

Old Skip could talk.  

I have a book on skippy also. 

Id listen to skip. 

Id follow his commands. 

Omniskipp.

In skipp we trust. 

Skip has seen a lot of flaming bushes ill tell you. 

That Noahs bloke job resume / references would of been so fucking impressive. 

A jack of all trades hey.  From bloddy boat builder to  veterinarian.  

He would have over 500 years of experience in many a occupation.  

His sooooo over qualified.  

I paid $180 bucks to have a old parrot of mine ummm,  sexed once.

As its near impossible to know if they are male or female. 

Anddddd they are only male or female. 

Noah on the other hand , he fucken knows.  

He knows what sex Eels are. 

He knows alllll the animals sexual oreantation 

Because.  

A homosexual koala Zed. 

I shit you not butttttt, 

It looks EXACTLY like a non homosexual koala im not fucking kidding. 

So Again,,, 

Who knows? 

Noah fucking knows thats who knows. 

If only he did a book hey ? 

Unfortunately  more then likely he would of been illiterate. 

But he knew his shit. 

If god didn't talk to noah , he would never of belived in the nonsense. 

Actually 

Two smartest christians to of ever lived where probably Darwin and Noah .

Ha 

Ha. 

Thats funny. 

Picture them talking about the animals. 

Ha, ha. 

Oh and boats.

WTF.    I think ive just found a link with them two.  

Boats and animals.  

Oh and incest. 

boats made for the animals.

boats named after a animal.  

Anddddd 

They both 100%  know the origin of alllll the species also.  

They would of been the best of pals. 

Who's the smarter? 

 

This is why im saving my  (   1 BORN AGAIN CARD   ) 

Getting ( BORN AGAIN ) toats deletes allllllllll ya sins. 

I'll be playing mine at approx the age of 75 ish. 

Until then , im free to eat kids. 

Sooooooo

Dont get  " BORN AGAIN  "  until you need to. 

Actually dont bother with religion until you sense death. 

Then at the very last sec. 

Except jesus as ya lord and sav . .

Get born again. 

And maybe say acouple of allah akbars.

God also accepts $$$$$$$$$ cash  $$$$$$$$. 

A combination of these should have you " living the good life "  

Thats After ya die.

You know what i fucking mean. 

Good game .

Good game.  

 

Who could ever possibly guess what it is that they might make there god tell them next. 

 

And thus lies the danger 

Boss.  ' tips hat ' 

Nice post man. 

( God has never instructed anything about anything  ) 

End of fucking story hey Zed. 

Listening to that debate the other night. 

They kept saying things that " god says " and  stuff....

Im a guessing 

When " they "  say things that god says and shit, i think they are referring to what is written in the bible book.

Soooooo. 

I think Zed . 

Me thinks that god did that bible book. 

And like he talks threw that. 

Imagine if they could half prove that. 

God had someth8ng to do with a bible.

Actually 

I have seen a flaming bush once or twice . 

And ive tryed " communicating " with it but the bush said nothing.  

But yeah. 

God aint ever said shit. 

Fuck , i have to now say ...   

( I THINK. ) 

I thinky god hasn't said shit.   ( nudge nudge ,,, wink fucking wink . ) 

Good week Zed. 

 

It looks painful beliving in the god thing and not being able to prove it. 

Fucking ouch. 

Painful and Pointless.

Sooooooo Lucky he did that book thing he did . 

But umm yeah.

' kicks dirt ' 

Good game.

Good game. 

Imagine rounding up two of every animal only to realize one of ya bloody lamas and a fesent are homosexual. 

Pic Noah knowing that that there ardvark is homosexual ardvark, it'll be no good for the boat. 

Oh and that stalk is a homosexual.

Up the bum =  No babies.  

  

No but Imagine , 

A homosexual pedophile. 

He doesn't do little girls. He does boys. 

He has like morals you know. 

HANG THE FUCK ON. 

A bisexual  pedophile. Them cats are the worse.  

A bi pedo is ummmmmm "worse" then a hetro or homo pedo hey. ? 

I mean. 

You'd really have to keep ya eye on a bisexual pedophile hey ? 

But You prob wouldn't leave your daughter around a homo pedo and think nothing of it hey ? 

Whyyyyyyy.

Because pedo are fitlhy fucking mogots any shape or form. 

Sooooooo. 

10 year old sex dolls. 

If one kid is saved by pedos being able to have kid sex dolls . 

Is that cool ? 

Actually dont answer that. 

Lets move along. 

Good game.

Good game.  

Did i mention i once beat a cat with a stick ? 

It almost sounds like this jesus bloke got tricked into believing he was like the real son of a the god thing. 

Poor guy. 

I can think of other names " the apostles " 

The dirty dozen.

Tricksters. 

MS 13.

The Jewish Jokers. 

Jew idiots. 

The foreskinlesseses. 

I bet jesus belived he wouldn't die. 

Well up until that last sentence.   

My apostles have forsaken me.

I mean god.  God,  4 bloody sooked him.  

But he did die. 

Ill tell ya what......

Id have a big bunch of interletual,

inter lecture proof. 

that jesus isn't real iffffffffffff.

But Thats only Muther fuck8ng  IFFFFFFFF.

If God DIDN'T.   

do the little book book  thing that he did for you guys. 

So Um Yeah 

Ya got reallllll fucking lucky.

You could prove tutting bloody car friggen moon is real. 

That shouldn't be easier should it ?

YET.

YET.

Tis.

Fucking tis.

The king tutt guy. 

He was real right ?

I mean .

He once was hey ?

Show proof. 

( picture the link i could pop up now ) 

Yep. 

Its in gold. 

Now you retort with.

Prove big foot is fake. 

Then ill prove madusa

LOOK.

HA .. got ya. 

Made ya look ya dirty chook 

Ya cant post for 30 mins now.

Good game.

Good game

If jesus wasn't real , we wouldn't have hot cross buns. 

Hot cross buns , is the only true / real bloody actual thing jesus gave to us all. 

And like.

If jesus wasn't real. 

You'd walk up to the priest and he would just say. 

' do ya wanna plane waffer. '? 

And you'd be like.

Wtf do i want a bland plane waffer for. 

However. 

Going on the measurement of jesus being a regular sized dude. 

There would not be any jesus body flavorings left. 

Sooooo, i suspect that the body of christ waffers are just norm plane borring waffers. 

Ive a feeling You'd  know if its a real BOC flav waffer as comped to a non BOC waffer. 

Its that tangy jesus body sweat taste mmmmmmm,  yum. 

 

 

Fucking laughed hard at the pew pewing. 

I belong to a Insanity group you think. 

I dont. 

My mates ain't weided out by me. 

I dont walk around waveing me arms and shit scream8ng. 

I dont. 

Im norm. 

I can't read i can't write. 

But i can drive a tractor Allright.

Yeah but. 

But like.

Ya cant say or even think that being cremated don't hurt right ? 

Although. 

Its hard to grasp that getting buried after ya dead and sufficating from it. 

Like over . 

And over. 

It makes going to the top of a mountain and like dying out in the open seem a fraction sensible. 

But back to the OP. 

Is there everdence that humans are more then flesh robots ?

I got a fancy Flesh light shila .

A fake fanny if you will.

Sooooo I feel that humans are more then flesh robos. 

In that department anyways.  

You see,  I gotta wet the little fake puppy by myself.  

That differs then a real female shilll. 

Real females get ummmm. 

Well . 

Ill pm you the details if needed 

They self lubricate. 

Wtf did i just say ? . 

Ill PM.  

We've not one theist on site that joined or is currently in , the wrong religious group. 

Oh the stats. 

Truly Incredible. 

Me on the other hand. 

With lets say 100 religious groups to choose from, i can't help but feel. 

Thats .  Feel. 

I'd join the wrong group ummmmmmm, a dozen times. 

Then bammmmmmmmmm. 

I crack it. 

Buttttttttttt,  its like the Mormons or some shit. 

And i realy didn't  wanna be mormon. 

It is frustrating. 

But the theists are straight up powwwwwwwwwwww, your there. 

A sixth sense if you will.

I watch my mate believe in god and become a Christian in like ( 1 hour. ) 

I was stunned. 

Theists make it look like they pick one and just run with it for the rest of their entire life.  

Its this god .

This book.

This church. 

FULL FUCKING STOP

Sooooooo.

I ask the theists to teach us half wits to ummmmm.

Pickith the bloody rightith bloody group to join. 

Please. 

Thats all. 

'To the theists'. 

Truly professional pickers. 

PS

Keep in mind . 

It cant be muslims or JW or any like freaky group. 

 

foreskin.? 

How the fuck did you know.

Looking at ya foreskin can be a big sign,  ya done gone joined the wrong group. 

 

Wankers.

But

But.

Its only commen sense that there aint no such things as a aliens. 

Fucking aliens shmailians. 

Pull ya heads in , this aint no cattle train. 

You'd never calculate it. 

Anddddddd, 

'closes mind ' 

' places fingers in ears and closes eyes.' 

Buttttttttt,  As a show of good will. 

For the rest of the week i will except proof of aliens as proof of god. 

Good game.

Good game.

 

 

Imagine being raped by a hot sexy looking chick. 

Yukky.  

I mean ,  You'd just hate that right.

Moraller. 

What about two immorals.

That would maketh one more immoraller er.

Hang on. 

2 immorals and 1 moral = 1 immoral 

Or.

Or Zed. 

3 morals and 1 immoral. 

Ok so i was on the wrong path with that. 

Again Zee stick with me, ill work out these moraly things yet. 

Ok i got it. 

Its alllllll about ,  Getting people to see me do "Moral"  deeds.

Maybe thats what it is hey ? 

Operation # 492 r

Putting my life in danger to save another. 

For this ill need.

 1 actor.  

Set up scenario.

Take actor out to specific placed places,  with the people you want ummmm, convinced of you being moral. 

Performance.

Ackolades.

Doing the above could be close to immoral hey Zed? 

Butttttttttt. 

If done correctly,  it is oh so moral. 

I mean. 

It can be seen, as oh so moral. 

Mmmmm, can be "seen" 

Bringing  in  the (Trolly cart problem ) 

And With a persons sight slightly obscured. 

Someone can see you flick a lever thus making a cart crash into and kill 1 person. 

Thats sooooooo immoral. 

I don't know where i was going with this now. 

Things can " look " immoral 1 meter to ya left.

I suppose. 

Morals, shmorals , florals. 

Two times moral. 

So Thats  ( 2 x moral ) or ( moral × 2 ) 

Its double.

2 x moral is more moral then then just the one moral.  

Thats a regular moral. 

A regular moral plus another reg moral. 

So We work out what actions are considered moral. 

And we do em together.  

Maybe even 3 morals at the same time. 

They call that a trip mo.  triple moral. 

Hang on a sec, 

1, 2, 3 . 

Yeah its a Triple moral. 

Three morals. 

Crazy right . 

Do that and you'll start to accent,  im sure off it. 

So the answer to .

What could be more moral is,  i think. 

( A )  Two morals. 

2 morals being more then 1 moral. 

No stop. 

1, 2, and ,3 thats.

Yeah .  2 morals. 

Jeez Don't put me on the spot like that man. 

Thats 2 god intents.

No not fucken gods in tents you fool. 

For fuck sake. 

I new youd start that. Ya hear the words tents tense then bloody intense.

Next thing your picturing a couple of gods in tents. 

Then you end up ( in tent city ) and ya all like,  picturing a bunch gods in tents and shit. 

I give up.

Just tell me if two morals is / are more moral the one moral. 

And Stop making me look foolish. 

Thanks Boss. 

 

 Fizzer bizzer mizzer 

 

Blind police officers.  

You could be moral to immoral just by opening and closing ones eyes. 

This is not the case in a cort of law hey. 

No but imagine the cort case with the blind man ummmm , mistakenly  sleeping with a 15 year old. 

Oh . Bringing me to the saying. 

Turning a blind eye.  

Can literally  Cloesing ones eyes be deemed as immoral ?

Of course It can be hey Roger ? 

But.

But. 

Yeah but.

No but.  

But like No, 

Yeah maybe. 

It is. 

Sooooo somtimes when you cloes your eyes , its immoral.  Or can be friggen deemed as. 

But just sometimes.

 Only sometimes. 

Im begining to suspect that these moraly things they speak of aint like even real. 

Like not really real. 

Then theres the peoples that seen buttttt didn't see that you had ya eyes shut. 

I think im just gonna pass on this one. 

PASS....... 

 

What about a bunch of blind people being immoral. 

And keeping it objective.

Hang the fuck on a sec. 

BPM

Blind peoples morals.

Actually,  Blind people do have them moraly things that we got also hey Zed ?

Imagine being Morally blind.

Or

Or

Maybe just Pashily moraly blind.

Moraly Moraly Moraly 

Life is but a dream. 

Oh its merrily actually hey. 

Merrily moral. 

Moraly gifted 

No Thats just getting silly now . 

No Silly would be thinking about a moral moray eel. 

I do however feel extremely moral today. 

Yeah. 

Like.  Real fucking moral like. 

Soooooooo, just for the next 12 hours.  

Im a change me name to, 

Moral. 

Yeah , thats it. Just .   

Moral. 

Good day Zed. 

Ive been practicing  " feeding the chickens " for like 30 plus years now.

Im ready.

Also Wives are a form of payment you'd think hey. 

No but.

It almost feels natural hey ? 

Pretend ya feeding the chooks. 

See.

Natural right.? 

Ya wankers.

But.

But.

Its only illegal if you get caught right. 

Wednesday and Friday night cock fights.  

Starts at 7pm.