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@ebuc
Well aint that swell.
Nice Cube.
Merry Christmas man.
Merry Christmas squared.
Send pics.
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@Shila
Well yeah.
I was thinking a ( laser light pointer get together night. )
Where as , we have like 1000 plus people with the pointers and they just point em up to the sky part and like freestyle.
Wave em around and shit.
We could blind a god if where lucky enough.
Well.
Its just a thought.
We wont do it on his birthday.
But well get him.
Laser pointers can make helicopters fall from the sky.
They should catch gods sight.
Hell see us alll waving lights ,
He wont think its crazy as palm sunday .
Where we all bring a palm leaf to church .
Its not crazy bat shit like that .
But he will wonder what we are up to.
A quick glance over the bible.
Nope.m
The bible doesn't even mention laser pointer edict.
So were good to go.
Goes back over the first paragraph.
Nope.
God likes light if anything.
By the sounds of it.
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@Best.Korea
Hip hip hip.
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@Stephen
I to have robed a church .
A number of time.
I got a 34cm fat back tv.
Ive taken there takings .
Ha thats funny .
No but seriously i have taking a cash from em.
From a church.,
And thats not to mention the extensive range of macaroni jewelry ive walked out of there with.
Mum did well.
I fucking love macaroni jewelry making.
Loved it.
Sooooooo.
I have however put a gold coin in the dish on about . 10 times.
But umm.
IM UP.
Ive got more from god then he from me.
At least a couple of hundred.
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I got me torch.
Its pretty good .
Its plastic but,
Hey but ummmm.
Laser lights.
Ya gotta think gods been hit with a laser light once or twice right ?
Ha.
Ha.
Imagine the first person that accidentally laser light pointer god.
God would of been like.
( WTF was that. )
It would of scared him.
Actually.
Probably not.
I mean.
His been front and center for millions of fireworks displays for like ?
Dont google it deb , just guess
A century.
And like watching fireworks from front on view is mucho better.
Ive no doubt He would of had some close calls with like bombs and fireworks.
But back to what i was saying.
Could one ummm, accidentally of laser pointed god before.
Just a yes or no.
I reckon his seen something red flash over his chest before.
God does live up there right ?
Guys.?
Like .
In the sky.
He does reside in the sky but hey ?
Shit i feel silly now.
One of you guys are gonna tell me NO hey.
And you are all gonna leaugh at me for thinking that god lives
' points skyward '
Up there.
Above the clouds .
Obviously.
Like right near the top part.
Heaven is in the sky.
I know that.
God lives at heaven right ?
Or in the heaven right. ?
Anddddd thats in the sky right?
I mean .
Heaven is in the sky right.
God lives there.
Gods in the sky.
Thats right right .
Are you saying like , its past where the stars are.
Like right right right in the top of the sky .
Yes,
Yes.
Well Ok then,
cool.
' kicks dirt '
Good day.
Merry Christmas guys.
I Love yas.
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Shit,
I totally forgot hey. I did the same thing last year.
Can you like, put my name on the card.
Please.
Please
Actually.
What would you write on jesus birthday card. ?
Would Jesus be ok with like a joke card ?
I got $8.35 in my cars center console.
And ill put in another 10er.
So Thats like
$17.
No,
i mean $18 Plus the 35 cents.
Thats $ 18.35.
Hang on a sec.
10 plus the 8.35.
Yeah
$18. 35.
Thats alright hey ?
Jesus won't say no to no $17. 55 right ?
I mean .
$18
30 was it.
Oh 35.
So yeah, $18. 35.
THATS CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I don't know a great deal about your god guy.
But i do know one things for certain.
HE FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSS CASHHHHH. fucking loves cash.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Right. ?
Am i right guys.?
He so does.
Now.
How am i gonna get this $18.80 cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
I mean 35.
$18. 35
How do ya think one might get this cashhhhhhhhhh to the great lord. ?
I can do paypal.
Or.
Or.
Perhaps I can send it to one of you guys , and you could " pass it on" for me.
Ya have to Say its from me but.
Like. Its from deb 8.
Soooooo , what do i do. ?
Ill just . SHIP IT.
Fuck.
But wich group of you. ?
Wich one of the cough cough 30,000 cough should i give it to, to like ummmm. pass it on to the lord for me.
One trust worthy Christian group right?
There just has to be 1 out of the 30,000 i could put my trust into right?
Surly.
Go with group # 17,824 , thats The seventh dayers.
NOPE.
I don't like em .
Fuckkkk, i must be able to trust one of em.
' mind goes blank'
Guys?
im looking for. ( A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP.)
it seriously can't be that hard
Im after a, ( A Trustworthy Christian group )
Thats .
A TRUSTWORTHY CHRISTIAN GROUP.
IDEAS?
A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP. ?
Im gonna go eat dinner and have a little think about it.
Fuck i feel foolish . ,
I seriously cant think of . A good christian group.
Thats.
A good Christian group.
Cant.
Anyway back soon.
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Ok im back.
Any ideas on , A GOOD CHRISTIAN GROUP.
Nope.
Well i give up.
I seen a LED , usb chargeable torch at Woolworths for $20 bucks a couple of days ago.
It was a nice one to.
It has like 5 different modes.
Whats that ?
How many lumens has it got ?
How many lumens?
I dont fucking know ya dickhead.
Has to be a couple of hundred.
How many lumens?
What kind of stupid question is that.
No but seriously guys
Can one of you at least tell the god that i was going go give him .
$ 28. 35
I mean .
$18. 35. In cashhhhhhhhhh.m
I really was.
Butttttttt,
I ended up getting a torch with it.
A REAL GOOD SUPER BRIGHT LED ONE,
usb chargeable.
Im guessing upon hearing this
His prob gonna wanna know.
How many lummen is it ?
If he asks , wich he willl.
Tell him.
He doesn't know .
Its like a million i think.
Just tell him its real real bright.
Fucking how many lummens ?
Just tell him .
Deb said , HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Thats it.
I really don't know why i bother some times.
Arrrrrrrrr
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So Jesus is ummmm, mentioned 1310 times in the bible.
Sooooooo Scratch out the word jesus and replace it with god.
Fucking done and dusted right. ?
No but.
Yeah but.
But.
It doesn't work like that.
Kind of.
Fucking wankers.
So like the 3rd mention of jesus isreferring to god.
As is .
5th
17th
Im just making these up but i could go on.
The 19th
22nd .
30th .
Not the 33rd.
38 yes.
Actually i said the 22nd , that Jesus don't mean god
Its the 23rd.
No hang on .
No the 22nd is.
No Im not sure now.
What im trying to say issssss.
There is never a passage or two in the bible book thats like pretty straight forward easy to understand, followed up by another passage of just straight forward easy to understand stuff.
Theres not.
Ya see i would of done this REALLLLLLLL REALLLLLLLL IMPORTANT BOOK IN A " MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD EASY TO UNDERSTAND MANNER.
Again.
thats just me.
Its just me.
Fucked if i would of did it in a scripture like format.
just me.
Why be cryptic about shit.
But i get it.
I do.
So for a small examp.
We allllll know that Adam died when he was 970 something years old right. ?
As did alot of jesus gods right hand men.
Noah was 500 and something years old when he started doing the archy archy.
Thats just straight up common sense right ?
Its .
Welll.
Its fucking stupid.
Imagine if Google ran like this.
Ya wouldn't bother.
The bible is just usless shit.
Well not that part obviously.
But that part and that part is.
Oh and cloes to half of the other part is also.
Im sure i could of taught myself not to eat children wihout a holy book.
A big call i know buttttt. I reckon i could of.
Even giving like the first part of the bible to the jews then using it for the Christians and shit .
Its fucking stupid .
As is god.
I mean Jesus.
Thats the god Jesus. Or jesus god.
Well you know what im getting at.
I imagine this allll stated from making the earth 6000 years old.
Wih all the nonsense
The earth being 6000 years old is spot on.
Because 6000 means 4.5 billion or there abouts.
Well back in them days it did,
So like when they say jesus, i mean god .
When they say god built the universe in 6 days .
Again , They are SPOT ON.
Because
6 days means a couple of hundred days obviously, but spot fucking on.
Very well played.
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My $270 on abortion.
Great price.
Good value.
☆☆☆☆. 4 Stars.
Hey Has anyone else here ever got a big fat ugly chick pregnant.?
Whats that ?
No.
So NO.
You've never got a fat chick pregnant.
Well then shut ya fucking face.
Levels .
Smevels.
morals.
Shmorals.
Its Abort abort abort.
What about a smoking hot sexy chick. ?
Ever got a hot chick pregnant ?
Unplanned.
Yeah i don't know where i was going with that example.
No But ummm,
Abortion is for when you accidentally Get a fat ugly chick ya did down the park from your house , pregnant.
Thats right right. ?
Well I could try dolling it up a bit.
By it a stage 3 zygotes , or a embryos or any other ,
Stages
Its Correct right. ?
I thought so.
FULL STOP.
A add.
Why thanks abortion.
Youve solved it again.
Thanks to abortion i was able to start again.
Properly.
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@Best.Korea
Imagine god trying to get the point across
The point being.
Christian boys kissing Christian boys isnt as ummmm, evil as christian boys kissing Muslim boys.
You'd ask him .
Whats the difference?
His answer would be interesting.
Hang on.
What happens if a muslim was ( thy neighbor )
And if a Muslim trespassers.
Do onto other Muslims.
Inter religious stuff, messes up non inter religious stuff.
I dont know if im saying that right but
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@Best.Korea
Im thinking like one maybe two tops.
Hey what about interreligionrelationships.
Can a Christian have a relations with a Muslim.
Hey. Do ya reckon god hates boys kissing boys more so then Christians and Muslims getting it on. ?
Then theres the homosexual Christian and Muslim inter relations.
Thats like pure fucking evil.
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If it wasn't for that stupid song , the day the music died,
American pie , is it.?
If it wasnt for that song , the trinity would be deemed alot more ummmm stupider.
That song does play a factor in this belief of a holy trinity but.
Oh darn it.
Now ive that stupid song in my head.
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@Shila
Going against Muslim isum is a person who is opposed, disagree to this free choice.
Doesn't work hey.
Then what about
Going against homosexual Muslims is a person opposed to so on and so on .
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But.
But.
Ya just helping this fella out by having him come to a ummmm, a more civil country, so he doesn't get hurt and like picked on in the country his from.
Poor little fella.
So ya Help him out, andddddd, A fucking fortnight later he thinks he can like LAY DOWN THE LAW and shit. And he does shit that your country / his now country doesn't except.
Total Fucking wankers.
Imagine starting shit in a place that helps you out.,
The fucking hyde of some cunts.
His gonna be raped sooooooo hard in jail.
You can be fore or against homosexuality.
Im against Musliminisum.
Its not even a word.
If your against Christianity you are a ( __________ ) ?
If your against homosexuality you are a ( _____________ ) ?
Is There such things as homosexual Muslims ?
Im angry about this.
Im steaming.
Homosexual Muslims are prob the nice ones.
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@Lemming
Congratulations.
Lemmy just WON the religion forum .
I like you heaps , i really do.
Your sharp as a tak
But Your such a dorkkkkkkkk.
I well i think the homowners should do this with the guidance of the worlds adults .
On the federal level however
If i was to paint my house a ' puts finger on his glasses. '
A gaudy colorrrrr ( arrr rubble rubble rubble)
'the crowd angers'
I mean. Just Shut uppppp,
Dork .
No one even asked you.
Kidding lemmy.
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Yes ummm.
No.
A throat aint classed as a sod.
And the biblical answer.
Robert 10 : 34 . The throat differs from the anus.
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@Best.Korea
Let me run a quick check on that for you shall i. ?
A biblical answer and a google.
Or just biblical.
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And Yes i am aware i talked to myself in the 4th there.
So.
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Every Christian religion has its job today.
1.9 billion players on the Muslims team.
2 billion play for the Christians .
Not that it means to much i don't think .
Buttttttt.
( it really fucking does guys. ) PM me. Cant talk here.
Its just.
Well.
I prefer Christians over Muslims.
Fuckin BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .
( holy shit , i am allowed to say that . ) state ones preferences.
Fuck it.
Im a say it again.
☆°▪•☆°▪•☆ I LIKE CHRISTIANS BETTER THEN MUSLIMS ☆°▪•☆°▪•☆
So yeah . Long and short .
If a few major Christians groups cease to be.
The numbers might resemble something like this.
Muslims = 1.7 billion.
Christians = 1.62 billion.
So you can see whats happening there hey?
Correct.
There would be more Muslims ( see above )
1.7 of em
And then see how many christians there are ?
1.62 bill.
And 1.62 is the lesser < of the numbers there .
That would make it that the Muslims are the biggest group in the world.
And as i stated before.
( don't deb. )
●□■●■ I LIKE CHRISTIANS MUCH MUCH MORE THEN THE MUSLIMS ●■●■
( fuckkk he did it again )
GOOOOOOO.
THE CHRISTIANS.
yeah , yeah .
Ok whatever.
Hey see i used a < lesser then sign.
Thank you .
Thanks guys.
I knew it would one day come in handy.
And it payed off today my friend's.
Again.
Thanks
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How much would you reckon one mght pay for like fun day out with the pope ?
You'd have to think no less then 20k.
A Pope horse ride. 5k.
Easy right.
A pope footwash 5k.
How much to have the pope pass your house. ?
Hey?
Yes in the pope mobile fuck head.
5k again.
What would you do with the pope for the day ?
Get gods number from him.
Mmm, some cash there hey .
Anyway ., " pope dreams"
What was the OP again.
Thats right , the Catholic church. , what role should it have today like .
Shit i dunno .
Pass.
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The pope is the " closest " person / thats human person on earth to god.
Sooooooo,
I think we should keep him.
But the rest of it just takes up space.
So
We want alllll the confession bootus and we will take the pope bloke.
And his hats
The Footcleaner 3000s
Oh and the pews.
We want allll of the pews.
Why?
Because they ard called pews.
And pew sounds funny.
Pew.
Pew
Just Filling up the atheist musium
Once we got the pope bloke we a set.
Believe me
Hes gonna taste so good.
Oh
Did i just type that out loud ?
So how much $$$$
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The Catholics have a great range of Sin removers.
My favorite being the confession booths.
Why you could practically eat a kid for lunch, the simply pop on down to a booth near you . Do the back and forth.
Fucking bless you my son.
Then Finish it up with a body of christ flavored waffer
Bobs ya fucking uncle.
Ya Insta shine.
Powerful right ?
You could really use one of those .
I may invent
The sin arator 3000s
Just ya basic Mobile sin booths.
Anyway , coming to a town near you.
Im thinking $25 to $32
Eating a kid may occur extra charges butttt.
$100 max and ya sin free.
AI. Sin booth operators
Fucking wankers
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They need to stick around and pay $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
To allllllllllllllĺlllllllllllĺllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllĺlllllllllll
The people that half the cath priest have umm, ill say "touched"
I imagine there are alottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Of people times 10.
That haven't come forth yet with a story of when they got touched.
And If you've been touched inappropriately ya gonna need some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for that.
Right ?
Well am i right ?
Roger that ten - four.
Sooooo.
They need to generate some more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
For stuff like that.
Oh and they need cash for Jesus.
Why ?
Ask me why they need cash for jesus.
Go no.
Well I'll tell you anyways
☆☆☆☆☆ JESUS FUCKING LOVES CASH ☆☆☆☆☆
Again guys.
Am i right.
So um yeah.
' kicks dirt. '
Cool.
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It will be blatantly obvious when AI reaches that "next level"
AI one day will give two exact same meaning from one scripture.
NOTTTTTT.
AI one day will give two exact same meaning from one scripture.
NOTTTTTT.
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@Best.Korea
And it replys with.
Jehovah witness.
And your like
Ahh. I see not enough time has passed yet.
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Im not religious but If i was , I'd be a christian.
WTF.
I just said that out loud.
Im not religious, but if i was, id be a christian.
That sounds stupid buttttt , its um , i think it right.
Would AI chose the correct Christian denom. ?
Could quantum computes tell me the correct denomination of cristian i ummm, need to be.
WTF.
I just said that out loud.
Im not religious, but if i was, id be a christian.
That sounds stupid buttttt , its um , i think it right.
Would AI chose the correct Christian denom. ?
Could quantum computes tell me the correct denomination of cristian i ummm, need to be.
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@Best.Korea
Any platforms open for half believing in god.
You know like . Kind of believe in god
Orrrrrr.
Having Belief in a half god god.
Or what about
Pretending to belive in a god.
Something like Sillyisum.
Hey BK.
Can one Play Quija board with AI. ?
Hang on.
A AI Quijie board.
Artificially intel and a quiji board marry nice together.
Ai has been the other person on the qjiji board that pushes the glass for easy 100 years.
The thing on the board can only move because of Ai
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@Best.Korea
Oh moral my moral.
Congratulations BK
I bet you feel so fucking moral BK.
As we alllllll know.
Beliving in one religious group = morals .
Beliving in 3 religious groups = so so moral.
Beliving in 5 religious groups = MAX Mega Moral .
Not beliving in one religion group = No morals.
Thats more or less moraless,
i mean,
moraless more or less.
Ya cant get no more moral then beliving in 5 diff religious groups morals .
At this level of sheer moral ness one begins to vibrate.
Im guesing You are currently floating around 10 inches of the ground BK.
Nice.
Nice.
If i ever have any questions about morals .
Your then man to turn to BK.
You moral muther fucker you.
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Was .
All swans are White a fact ?
You could never apply this to ( guilty or Not guilty.)
OJ simpson murdered Nichole can't everrrrrrrr be a " fact " right ?
Hang on.
OJ knows if its a fact or not. But no one else knows hey. ?
I don't know where im going with this now.
Pass.
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@WyIted
Yeah Ya right.
I get it.
But.
But.
I know for a FACT THAT.
Big footS dont ride unicorns.
Actually,
NO.
Its not a fact ,
Would you settle with.
( ITS "SAFE" TO SAY ? )
Its safe to say unicorns don't ecxist.
Could you have searched for unicorns long and good enough to say.
" Its safe to say " ?
It doesn't really mean shit but hey.
Its safe to say,
Or what about .
The chance of unicorns existing are slim.
So like.
can you make one side of a argument ( more favorable ) ?
It still doesn't mean shit but hey.
It is atleast. A basis.
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One good thing about it is.
It gets the rapist going around to the father of the victum house
Sooooo
Picture this filthy rapiest popping up on your doorstep saying.
Sir.
He goes , sir.
Excuse me please
He then goes on to fully apologies, and explains himself.
He goes . At 3.18 pm today I raped your daughter.
HOWEVER.
He says.
I am here kind Sir to ummm, reumburst if you will.
Then you and this guy that raped ya daught not even 8 hours ago start ummm, heckling.
Picture the father of the victim straight up saying.
Its gonna be $500US AT THE LEAST.
He knows his daughter is sexy as
The Rapist fires back.
$250.
The father of the rapist smiles at him and says.,
Five hundred no less.
The bloke that raped your daughter , says $325
Still not happy, the father of this girl that was rapped
Gos .
$450.
At the very least.
More back and forth.
You put on A masterclass of hecklinv
Until BOTH COME TO AN AGREEMENT
You settle for $382. 70.
Wich is good
Its a good outcome as most rapist these days have no morals at all ,
Its good to offer Any financial aid what so ever.
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@zedvictor4
Unfortunately Zed, that one down the road from your house isn't the one that you are in.
It sucks how God told you that The church two suburbs over is your guys. ?
You just need to put a application in to join.
To wich the response will be.
Unfortunately Mr Zee, we wont be accepting your application this year .
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Get the fuck out of town.
Christians aint allowed in swimming pools.
( Swimming ) is using your body in a unatural way.
Thats a big fucken NO NO.
Romans 1 : 26 .
Actually.
A lottttt of things could be deemed as a Sin with the whole.
Using your body in a unatural way.
Breaking ya neck diving in shallow waters is a sin times 2.
Breaking your neck wouldn't be natural hey?
An ( unatural way )
the word anal appears twice in the above sentence.
Ha.
Ha.
Don't use your body in an unatural way is a funny way of saying.
Don't be Gay.
DBG.
Don't be gay.
Just .
Don't be gay.
Now im picturing a gay person swimming in pool.
A Gay swimmer is way worse then non swimming gays.
I mean .
Well , you know what i mean .
If ya swimming.
Ya sinning.
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Denominations of atheists.
And the atheist hierarchy.
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Juhovah Witness christians.
Seventh day christians.
Latter-day christians.
THEY ARE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME, BUT JUST DIFFERENT.
I know i am a , church down the road from my house Christian.
Im definitely not a .
Church 118km from my house christian.
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@Shila
* = 30,000.
But dont type it out loud.
Instead of saying 30k i say.
Easy Over one whole dozen diff denoms.
The Christians know full well 30,000 is the number.
That has to be painful.
If i was a Christian i wouldn't ever dare mention the number 30,000
If we asked every christian on site , ARE THEY CURRENTLY IN THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP ?
100% would say. YES.
SOOOO , lets say we've 25 christians on this site.
25 Christians picked the correct number,
Actually, a better way to explain might be.
If i said to a christians, i am thinking of a number between 1 and lets say 10,000 to be fair.
They would reply, 8971.
And I'd be like wtf . CORRECT.
Id be blown the fuck away.
Its fair to say.
Theists are TOTALLY AWSOME RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS.
Everytime one after the other.
They are SPOT ON EVERY TIME.
Toats fucking awsome.
I on the other hand cant help but feel if i was to pick a Christian denomination, id pick incorrectly like 381 times .
Then nailing it on the 382 pick.
Andddd not knowing i did
What im trying to say isssss.
I dont think id pick the correct denomination straight of the bat.
Hopefully.
The theists can teach us half wit atheists the correct way to pick the correct religious group.
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With ( * ) diffrent denominations of Christians,
And you to choose / pick one. Anddddd go with it until ya die .
Is ummmm.
Its Deplorable.
* im not going to type the real number of different types of Christians assssssss, im not here to make fun of you guys.
But We alllllllll know that fucking horrible number of ( Christian denominations. )
Lets just say , ya cant count em on your fingers.
Say no more.
Butttttt picking one from * .
Horrible.
Horrible.
Its beyond ( A bad basis )
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The whole sun being worshiped as a god for the thousands of years it has been and still is.
Into the
If i can prove the sun exist. ( wich i can )
Thennnnnnn , should i still be call a atheist ?
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This no evidence that has ummm, been collected over all human existence is a weak basis to then pick a single religious group in wich you are to follow and ummm, apply to ya life for the remainder of you existence NO QUESTION ASKED.
This claiming of a ( thing / s ) existence and "taking" / having / thinking you have NEVERENDING TIME × 10 to prove it is ummmm
Pursuptuas
Pursuptuas. ( is that the word ? )
Buttt its rude.
Its like ya started a game of godsie and had no intentions of proving it.
Its.
Well.
Its anti science.
Soooooooo, with this in mind.
I AM HAPPY TO OFFER AN EXTENTION ON TIME IF YOU WILL FOR THE THEISTS TO PROVE A GOD OR GODS. EXISTS.
Until then , i have to be Agnostic and just pretend im a Atheist.
Beccccccccauussseeee, proffin
Proving god or gods NOT / NON Existence is , well.
Its difficult to say the least.
Slooooooooo.
Lets make a game of it.
You theists can have 5000 more years extension.
Ifffff god isn't proved in this time period.
Then the Atheists take the WIN.
FAIR. ?
Thats fair right?
If this was put into place i can then be a Atheist today.
But noooooo
Oh and if you talking bout " position, " agnosticism is the platform.
And the hardest thing about be agnostic is the knowing that,God either
( A ) Exists
Orrrrrrrr
( B ) DOSE NOT EXIST.
Thats
A
Or mutha fucking
B
Its one of em right.
Ps.
Please tell me you theists are in the process of proving God exists.
As it almost fells like.
It ALMOST feels like.
you guys are not to interested in " proving " god exists.
But yeah .
Please Take ya NEVERENDING time proving god exists guys.
Wankers.
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Im guessing moby dicks is your fave .
Assssss.
Its in wales. 'Drum snar clash '
Thank you
Thanks.
Oh and it has DICK in it.
And that is like , right up your alley also.
Im on fire today hey Zee.
Shmoking.
A zedaku please big guy.
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@zedvictor4
Boss.
The original.
Tell me You had no love for the wizard and willy wonka.
You fucken loved both of em Z.
You did.
You can name the 5 golden ticket finders.
Ahhhhhhh yeah.
I watch these bloody crime shows zed. And the ummm the killers love for horror slasher films is quite ummm, well funny.
As then Zed.
As mother fucken then
I try to imagine killing someone over , ompa bloody loompa
orrrrr
I could while away the hours , cofferin with the flowers, consulting with the rain.
' fuvking stab fucking stab.'
Tell me you don't Zed.
Tell me you dont represent the lollypop kids.
Muther fucking word.,
Them 2 flicks are in your top 10 but hey ?
Zed.,
Both of them easy 50 times each.
At least.
Ive robed before. And i never thought to think.
Did I do that because of everlasting gob smaks.
Orrrrr.
Has infact ( the yellow brick road ) that has lead me to this here act.
I was sure Mike TV had no part in my " upbringing "
Zed.
2 great movies right ?
Correct. Got ya.m
Good day mate.
And yes yes , im having great sex with kangaroos.
Fuckhead.
If you only had half a brain.
You are the scarcrow.
Werzel Gumage like.
Crap . Did i just type that out loud. ..?
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@borz_kriffle
This borz krif guy is exactly why we play the stepping hen . (Stephen) right at the front.
If you can get the ball past him then Zeds there to end it.
With Zed and him together.
Right at the front.
Ya look like a dickhead arguing against them and arguing gods real.
Borz? ars you picturing Stephen being offended by this ummm, lets say " rude talk "
Picture him. His gotta be crying right ?
NOPE.
Call him names.
Talking to him with your disrespectful manor.
If i was theistic in any way shape or form id call him names , id threaten him with like violence and shit.
Getting rid of the Stepping Hen and Zed would form a good basis for a bel8ving in God argument.
On site.
A good argument on this site.
Actually
Then ya need to get rid of the RR's and the FLWR.
Butttttt.
Get rid of them off this site.
Then the theists might have a basis to win a argument and make god worshiping look somewhat reasonable.
only then.
BK has me believing in satan more then a Christian has god.
But you'll get there guys.
Ill help ya out and call Stephen a bum bum head for you.
Henny ?
Hey Penny.
Your bum head Stephen.
I Fucken got him.
Chuckle Chuckle.
That'll disprove whatever he said that hurt you hey.?
BUM BUM HEAD.
Hit and sunk.
Mmmm , No but yeah
borz,
Stephen stays right at the Front there.
Thats were he plays.
' opens arms '
Bring it in big fella.
Borz?
' squeezes '
Love you buddy.
Your gonna be ok , im sure of it.
Good game.
Good game.
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#1. Willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
Because it is.
#2. The wizard of oz.
Because it is.
#3. Cum on my face #3.
As There is Lotssss of cumming on faces.
And i like cum on faces.
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Oh friggen No.
Sorry. Im sorry.
I said the words Apes and Atheists in the same post.
If a christian sees that they'll get all confused and start thinking.
Oh thats right.
Atheists belive in the TOE.
They fucking will.
You know it.
So sorry.
Its Fair enough however that
Being a atheists means we are scientists.
And are allllll experts when it comes to using bunsen burners.
Thats just common sense.
But not the TOE.
" ducks back to the lab. "
Imagin a theistic religious calculator.
We've Scientific calculators
Picture a theistic calculator at work.
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For this post,
ill be Changing the word ( theist ) to ( christians )
But In allll fairness guys.
You christians have only walked the earth for some ( to be kind)
8000 years now.
We atheists have walked the earth for ( to be kind )
150,000 years.
Thats. One second please.
100,000 plus 8 form the 50 and carry the two.
Thats like 140,000 years more .
I mean ,
Yeah 140k more years we the atheists have been hear the you the Christians.
Why we were not beliving in gods before we knew we could belived in gods.
No thats not right butttttt.
Gods didn't exist before gods existed.
No thats not right neither.
We atheists. Have been here heaps longer the you Christians.
Harrr.
Soooooooo .
Maybe a christian could have an opinion on this in 50,000 years time.
If you guys had any respect.
You'd give it atleat 10,000 years on earth before you go making mind boggling assumptions.
Ffffff.
We've a bunch OF Little 8000 year olds running around think they know DEEP SHIT.
Grow up guys
Seriously.
The Apes have a better understanding on life the you lot.
Twas the Apes that taught me god / gods dont exist.
Who'd you belive.
Great apes or christians.?
Ha
Ha.
What a sentence. question.
Are you now thinking.
What would a great ape christian even look like.
Who thinks
A christian would say that atheist and theists have walked the earth for the same time.
Wank
Erssss hey.
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The op could also read.
Atheists that believe no god exists on
allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the evidence that the theists have collected over the past few thousand years
Added on to.
That means + .
alllllllllllllll the nothing that the atheists have gathered up over the past 200,000 years.
=
Forms a fucken nice cushy mother fucking basis for argument.
And you may as well
And alllll the evidence that any other groups have.
And allll the info the cute little Animals have gathered about god.
So to recap. Thats all the info .
That Everyone and evrything has on god.
Add that bitch up and ya got a foundation.
But again .
The abs ofvthe evi is not the evi abby thing comes into play
is it safe to say.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE DON'T EXIST
More then
IT LOOKS LIKE HE EXISTS.
Its just a hunch
You guys are so lucky he did that book thing he did for you lot.
Soooo darn lucky.
Good game.
Good game
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If there was like ummm, something ya couldn't claim .
YA WOULDN'T place it at the forefront.
No not forefront . I mean .
You wouldn't make it the most important thing everrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yar mean.
Ya wouldn't research just one book on the subject would you.
You would live the rest of ya days out in accordance with something you can't prove now would you.
Hang on STOP.
STOPPPP.
That last comment.
You wouldn't spend the rest of your life in accord with something you cant prove.
May be wrong.
I Recant.
But ya know what im getting at.
I mean
There is "beliving in something"
But then there is
"beliving in something" if you know what i mean guys.
Fucking nudge nudge.
You know what i mean.
Now for some reason , I wanna goolgle just one word (blind ummm faith )
What is blind faith
I may find out How much one should put into this , what was it again.
Thats right.
It was one word ( Blind Faith. ) thats it.
Whats the opp of ( blind faith )
Ive got some research to do.
Back soon guys.
5 times . 6 min 58 second = like 40 mins or 30 somthing mins later.
Porn Hub mention nothing about this .
Running the rest of yalife in accordance to blind faith.
THATS FUCKING GANGSTA DOG.
BALLA.
WANKERS.
P.s
IS god ok with step siblings having intercourse.
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Buttttttttt
People that believe no unicorns exist due to no evidence known.
Is not a weak basis.
What are Some things that don't exist.
Give me 5.
What about things that don't exist With evidence that they do.
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If you asked every theist on site.
Are they in a religious group ?
What might you expect the answer to be. ?
If you ask every atheist on site .
Are they in a religious group. ?
What might you expect the answer to be. ?
Just have it a guess.
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If it was a religion.
Female atheists would be less ummmmm, "important" then Male atheist.
And id be like a level 5 atheist.
Thats a dubbie bop..
The grand master Atheist would be known assss a ( blank. )
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On the other hand.
Theists that belive a God exists due to no evidence known is a strong basis.
I mean.
Weak basis
Actually.
Its not weak nor strong.
Its fucken mental.
Oh thats unlessssss, you've actually meet god.
Then my bad.
But you have to of meet him.
And asked him or he told you . ( What religious group should i be in )
Becauseeeeeeee.
If god didnt personaly tell you what religious group you should be in , and you just kinda like picked it.
Went like . IMA JOIN THATA ONE.
And you are gonna follow every word that group to a T, for the rest of your entire life
Thennnnnnnnnnnn.
Your a fucken mentel.
Believing in a God is piss easy.
I can do it watch. Hummmmmm.
Bam, see i belive.
Butggttttt.
Picking a religious group.
Men
Fucking
tell.
Ya Freestyling
Atheists know full well that the ( abs of evi ) is NOT the ( evi of abs )
Thats , " Whithin reason "
Ifffff you belive in god...
And fill up a hat with alllllllll these different religious groups.
Ya won't pick out atheist.
As it wouldn't be in there wouod it.?
Nor would you pick out audio electrician.
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