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This is what iit must be like for a Christian waiting for the bloody 2nd coming.
Wait for it....
No .
Not yet.
Hold.
Hold men.
Ready
No
Not today.
No
Cloes now.
Real close
Get ready .
Here it comes
Nearly.
So close now.
Anddď.
Not yet.
Nearly.
Nearly
Ok.
Get ready.
Any day now.
Oh i fort that was it.
Reallll close.
Ready.
Nope.
Should i go on. ?
What im trying to say is.
This second coming thing is gonna happen real real soon.
Wait .
Here it comes
Nearly now.
Not quite yet but soon.
Here it comes.
Every day ya living right on the fucking edge of ya seat.
YA fucking hearts racing. .
The 2 cum
Imagine if the second comimg happens 34 years after you death.
Soooooooo that means you won't witness it.
You will never know if it was like " a thing"
If it happened.
God arrived and was around heaps before you were
What im trying to say is .
Now get this .
What im trying to say is .
ODDS ARE
••••••••• GOD PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YA NAME •••••••••••••
There's better shit to do.
Good game.
Good game.
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I'd say.
Good and bad.
But thats me.
Not
Evil andddddddd not evil .
Or
Just a little bit evil.
Ya know.
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@zedvictor4
Are you looking forward to ( JESUS 'S DEATH DAY.)
so thats like .
The day Jesus died.
No but Zee.?
Heh Zed.
You are not going to belive what happens after he dies.
Lets just say. , 3 days after he dies
Well You won't belive what happens .
I let yoju find out.
Actually i wanna tell ya.
Zed.
Ya ready for this.
Now dont instantly dismiss.
Ok .
The mutha fucker comes back..
Yep.
What a hoot
?????????.
Like after he dies
???????????
He dies
Then 3 days . He comes back to life
3 fucken days.
Hey Who must they think we are Zed ..?
We. / you and i know FULL FUCKING WELL
Thats full fuck well.
it takes at least 1 month
I repeat.
At least 1 month for a body to be fully resurrect .
A full rezzy.
.
So you guys telling us Jesus was FULLY REZZY IN 3 DAYS,
is ,
well i find it insulting.
May i suggest.
Ya Pull heads in.
This aint no cattle train.
3 fucking days.
Good game.
Good game.
Happy holidays Boss.
And the dear wife .
■●■●■●■●●■ ♡♡♡♡ ■●■●■●•●■●■●
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I do like a good snag. ( sausage )
I just know gods going be looking down at me watching me not eatimg meat.
Now.
I've played about 30 or so good fridays zed.
And about 6 buns a year for 20 something years.
Add that up right
carry the 1.
Then Subtract thats time i played wanky wanks with my male neighbor.
So thats minus 12.
Add the one that ya carried .
and ya get.
43.
Now keeping in mind it only takes 65 points to get into heaven .
I should have sufficient points to enter heaven when i turn 50, 51.
Sòooooo
I will be quiting hot cross bun and quit following black friday as from next year and on.
If This can be achieved, I should never have to fear ending up in heaven
Wish me luck .
Hang on .
Hold the fucking pg
I could stil enjoy my HCB 's and all that
And all i have to do
Isssssszzsss
suck 2 and a half maybe 3 cocks max.
What do i do ?
I'm going to need some time to think this threw.
Ummmmmmmmmm.
Perhaps One of you guys can come and lay with me for a few nights.
We can stay up late and play religion forum together .
Just pop ya name down.
Hey Unfortunately my moms gonna need to ring yours.
Butttt it Will be all good .
We will have a GREAT TIME..
And help each other out by not ending up in heaven.
We can eat meat pies and stuff.
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@TheGreatSunGod
Could ya say that little bay bay chatbot has surrogate parents.
I hope its parent companys are of leagl age.
Actually You have to be of a certain age to be a baby AI
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Hey wouldn't it be cool if you could fathom the world 1000 years ago.
Or like.
100 years after you die.
ACTUALLY
when ya mere fathoming in a simple little head.
There is NO WAY TO THINK " WHAT WAS IT LIKE 1000 YEARS AGO.
THE WOR
The Real age earth at of 4 and a bit billion years ago seems um,
Well
No way
With the universe at what ? 14 billion
Well that feels exactly tge same.
Thats what fucking things up .
From. 14.5 billion years : UNIVERSE
To 4.5 bill for eath.
To. 200, 000 years for us
Its un grasp tabu
I mean , its fuckihg imposss to mere fathom.
WTF
Hang on a sec
GODS fucking °°°°° 6000 year old model °°°°°° the one thats been scientifically proven to be ummm, mega wrong.
Well that one you can fathom .
You know what i mean.
In ya head 6000 ,or 10,000 is good .
To mere fathom.
But 14 billon.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN.
I thinking it because
i haven't got any scientific testing devices that we use for shit like that .
A radio graph thing im thinking .
isn't it.
Thats things over 5000 , isn't that the next step after carbon dating. ?
NOW , i know the universe is 14.3 bill
Butttt
What im trying to say is.
THE EARTH WAS DEFINITELY NOT HERE A MILLION YEARS AGO.
END OF FUCKING STORY.
SHHH.
Nope.
DONT WANNA HERE ABOUT IT.
As to the universe beinv over 1 bill .
If you think the universe is over 1 billion years old
Your fucked up in the head.
You have never pictured / thought about
What was the world like a milion years ago.
Its way to fucken hard.
Is strongly what i feel .
Sooooo.
Heres what i do.
I just pretend.
thats right.
I pretend that ii know FULL FUCKING WELL
The universe is 14 bill
The earth 4.5 billl
And us 200,000
It commen sense right ?
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When a Girl AI and and a boy Ai love each other VERY VERY MUCH, The male AI will insertS his ummm ,
Actually im not sure how girl AI and boy AI do it..
I don't even know if there is a insertion of sorts.
Oh crap
IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW FELLAS.
' FACE TURNS BRIGHT RED '
'Running a google. '
How are little baby Ai's made.
Computer says ........ NONE OF YA BUSINESS YOU PERVERT.
WTF.
Running search again.
How?
Compter says ...... do you want to download pics of naked kids.
Fucking hell , fuck that.
PASS.
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I did me 2 buns today.
Thank you .
Thanks.
I bite into em and umm, i feel like me and Jesus are fucking good mates.
Anddddd.
I 100% know how much he appreciates it.
HEY This friday i aint going to eat meat.
I PROMISE.
DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT.
I GONNA OBSERVE BLACK MOTHER FUCKING FRIDAY.
Now Of course it's only commen sense that there ain't no such thing as a God ..
Buttttttttt.
I play along sometimes.
Hey Ze.d , you fucking know thjs hey.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I like living dange hey.
Tell em.
Yeah but nah.
No eaty meaty for the WHOLE. ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ 24 HOURS. ••••••••
Thats a wole day, Zee.
No pies.
No ummm spaghetti bog.
No lasagne, tacos.
No fucking umm , maccas burgers.
Hot dogs you ask ?
Thats a big Negative.
No dogs ,
no sausage rolls .
No fucking meat.
God better ummm respect me for doig this
HE MARKS IT DOWN RIGHT. ?
Zed.
Like um.
⊙○⊙○⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙○ PARTICIPATED IN THE 2025 BLACK FRIDAY. NO MEAT FOR A DAY THING. ○⊙⊙○⊙⊙⊙○⊙⊙⊙⊙○⊙○⊙
I mean..
⊙○○⊙○⊙⊙○⊙○⊙○ SUCCESSFULLY Uumm PARTICIPATED IN THE DONT EAT THE MEAT THING THE CHRISTIANS DO ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙○⊙○⊙○
OH and thats in 2025.
So it'll be like.
○⊙○⊙○☆⊙ DID NOT EAT MEAT FOR LIKE THE WHOLEEEEEEEEEE DAY FOR THE GOD THING 2025. ...○⊙○⊙○
Your welcome , come again.
God better mark me the fuck down or else shit is going to start
Anyway.
I'll pretty much be turning Christian for a day.
Then.
Back to athei the next morn.
Like fucking Swip swap.
But um . I'm not even asking for a sponsor or anything.
Anyway .
I'm currently in training .
You believe i can do it hey. Zed ?
Yes hey ?
Oh and Absolutely no skippy burgers .
1 more question zed.
How would i train for not eating meat. ?
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Any guesses on
The odds of seeing a ghost. ( IN REAL LIFE ) ?
And /or .
The odds of seeing a god . ( IN REAL LIFE ) ?
One has to belive.
Seeing a God would be ummmmmm , " Harder " then running into ya basic ghost.
However
The odds of seeing a god wildly increase if you get sent to jail.
Do you think you could spend 5 years in jail without bumping into AND directly TALKING with God or two.
No fuckin way
God always revels himself to folks in jail.
If we got everyone's accounts on .
THE DAY THEY MET ONE OF THEM GOD THINGS..
They would all sound like foolish dickheas.
Make a book out of everyone's recollections of .
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ THAT. DAY, ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Thats ," that day when god first ummm
spoke to. You.
And or like Showed himself .
What a shit read that would be.
It probably be real real funny but
Hey.
what section of the library would this book of . People telling there accconts of meating God.
Science fic
Non fic.
Its not documentary.
Actually it probably is.
But get tthis. Thd book of people tellihg their, day they met a god thing.
Will never ever , likebe a ummm. " true " book of sorts.
Likeeee
it not a real book
Ha.
Ha.
What a Pip
It may be helpful for people to have a date of when ya meet god , recorded / reported.
This gives you a refrence on time
So if it was
( The 5th of August 1995. ) When this happen.
Anddddd you still beliving in shit like that today .
Youve been not right in the head for close to 30 years now.
Ya know what i mean guys.
NOT RIGHT IN THe HEAD because
they belive in god
Ha, ha.
So Like
Beliving in baby god jesus means you not right in the head .
Ha he he.
Narffffff.
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@zedvictor4
It always comes back to SEX hey Z
No bu You market the choc eggs.
I gonna sell,
( necklace with cross pendent )
Nothing says your a christian more the cross on necklace.
And for a low price of $29.99. Thats For silver.
$49.50 for the gold.
Ill put you down Zed for 1 silver and 2 gold.
And you can have them for $100 neat $100.
What about a range of ummm. Beads.
You basic rosemary for $18. 50.
Anal for $ 13. 75
Ill put ya down for a pack of each.
Oh and ZEE
Hey Zed.
Thank you for shopping at ( ________. _____. _________. )
Yet to be announced.
Your Tracking number. SUCKER.
Your receipt number is. 23854628864872569858299835727
ENTER CODE : DIP SHIT 6
For a free pack of beads of your choice.
Sooooooo , thats another pack or the Anal ones.
Nice choice zed.
Nice choice .
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Put a fucken cross on em, and the sell like hot cakes.
Jesus life and death was umm. " Responsible " for the sale of large numbers of Crucifix pendants. Along with necklaces.
So um yeah ,
we THANK the Jesus.
What else have we got now because of jesus. ?
Oh i know..
THANKS JESUS FOR . Body of christ flave waffers.
Body of christ.
Body of christ.
Ya couldn't make body of christ flave waffers without Christs body.
Nope.
Ive done the math on Jesus hight and wweight and overall flavoring to guesstimate
How many waffers can be flavored by one body .
And well
Its safe to say that ,
there is no way that any waffer can and Jesus flavor it what so evrer.
Unless
Unkess.
He was put through a good quality industrial juicer .
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@zedvictor4
I thought The chocolate eggs was a pagin thing like holloween and Christmas
Im having trouble thinking jesus is solely responsible for chocolate eggs.
Jesus wouldn't have a bunny rabbit deliver them would he.
Thats staight up silly .
Its not even true Zed.
Thats The Easter bunny.
His not really real .
Giv me a sec.
Before i feel foolish.
' Google ' is ther easter bunny real. ?
Reading.
Reading.
His not zed.
The bunny dude ain't real.
HANG ON A SEC...
reading.
Reading.
Yeah like i thought , NOT REAL.
Bunnys don't come from chocolate eggs.
They dont make chocolate eggs
Norrr. Do they deliver chocolate eggs.
Talk me throug the way you've connected jesus and his death haveing something to do with us receiving chocolate eggs.
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Hot crossed buns
Orrrrrrr. HCB.
Let us now give a moment silence for the " apparent " selfless sacrifice the Jesus did for us allllllllll so we can all enjoy these tasty little beauties.
What jesus did.
And What jesus had to do to bring us alll HCB
Its bloody divine right.
And its umm, intervention.
He had to be well known.
He had to except to die from being nailed to a cross
and he was to do this in his 30s .
Truly horrible right ?
But thats the exact recipe for making.
HOT CROSSED BUNS.
I mean. One wrong ingredients we would have nothing
He cokd of been battered to death.
This however does not lead to, HCB
Battared buns wont sell
Or like.
He could of been stabbed.
But there aint no celebratory Knife slit Buns also knon as, kSB
Jesus dying , then there and the how = HCB.
Thiis being the only one true thing we CAN allll receive from jesus , because of his death.
TIS THE ONLY BENEFIT TRUE FROM JESUS.
Give me one thing you can direct ummm, jesus to for giving us.
YOU wouldn't cut your life short for a type of bread roll to be named in conjunction with a few hundred years later would ya ?
Its fucking gangster like right .
Dying for a fashioned bun to be maid in your honour.
What it is bitches.
What it is.
Hey if there was a scripture in the bible that said / alluded to .
Not being allowed to have quadruple butter on ya HCB.
Would you abide.?
HELLĹLLLL NOOOOOO
Every time i partake in a HCB ,
i picture God looking down on me givig me a big thums up.
Im soooooooòo religious.
You'd have to think that , if you eat around 100 HCB's over ya life span.
Your pretty much guaranteed a place in heaven.
Im sure i woukd have eaten around 100.
So um yeah
▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°• HOT CROSS BUNS. ▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°▪•°
Pick ya self up a half a dozen this weekend.
And Praise Jesus .
Now i shouldn't have to remind you guys this.
It should go without saying
But Please guys .
Please Make sure ya get the Atheist friendly ones if your a atheist.
The last thing you want to be doing on easter is making a trip to the emergency ward all because you forgot to ask for the atheist friendly ones.
Ive been There before.
SO yeah.
▪°○⊙°▪○°▪⊙○°▪○° THANK YOU JESUS . ▪°○•⊙▪°○•⊙▪°○•⊙
Thanks for the buns.
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Back in the days ,
It was easy to ummm, " trick " people.
Tie a bit of string to a door handle.
Give it a pull.
You got yourself a mirical.
Or
Or
Hang out in tomb for three days and pretend you died then come back
Mirical.
Orrrr
Cut your mates hair when his asleep .
Thats a curse.
Pull a coin out from behind someone's ear.
Your a wizard. .
You can see that
Playing " tricks " on people back in the days could be rewarding.
Like Christianity.
Thats a trick..
Lotsssss of suckers id say.
Imagine how hard it would be to Make ya wife out to be a witch.
Easy breezy.
All ya need is a bit of string
FOOL ALLLLL YA MATES TODAY.....
INTRODUCING
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ PIECE OF STRING ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Get yours today and the benefits will start rollin in.
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@TheGreatSunGod
Taking note.?
He does Gods ,
ghosts ,vampires
Scrolls back up.
Demons ,
blood andddd fire magic.
Black mage
He does umm , Symbols ,
so thats symbols on paper.
You knkow, like ya basic spells.
Fucking Mind / bloody body contrl l.
Anddddddddd this sick mutha fucker also adds
He believes in ya basic A4 paper.
His a Monster.
The question is.
WHAT ELSE IS RA. ?
What else is it THAT YOU STRONGLY BELIEVE IN BUT CAN NEVERRRRRRR EVERRRRR PROVE...?
??
You'd expect to see
I believe in a animal thats half rabbit and half kitten .
( thats something nice and not at all important.
Instead of like.
I believe in gods ghosts, yogurt, headless horsemen. Treasure., witchcraft. And satan.
Oh , And paper..
A4 fucking paper.
White with lines.
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SOOOOOOOO, You do ghost
I mean like, you believe in ghost.
Thats cool .
But.
But.
There's more isn't there ?
RA?
One doesn't just stop believe shit likd A God and a few Ghosts amd then just stop there.
Before ya said you've perform bloody umm.
rituals
Oh and you.fancy yourself as a magician if you will.
See What I'm getting at here is.
Can i get of you,
a list..
A list .of the weird and whacky over the fucking top shit that you belive in.
Like eg
You believe in.
Then
Jesus.
3 ghost.s.
Crystal powered Dream catchers.
The Pope.
The BIG FEET DUDE.
Arch friggen angels.
I mean. Angles.
LUCK.
Leprechauns
SO ON .
MORD CRAP YOU BELIEVE IN , AND SO ON.
Sse if i a have a list it will be easier to reference you.
Thus making thing easier , soooooo i can get to sgraightup making making fun of you.
I wanna get straight to being real rude and threatening to ya.
Cheers man.
Hey and RA. .
Hey RA?
Have a great weekend mate.
YOU DUMB FUCKING WANKER
Good game.
Good game.
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What do i belive in. ?
Well um , somethings i believe in are...I believe in.
The leaning tower of Pisa.
I fully believe in that.
Oh Romania.
Yeah
I believe in bloody the place called Romania.
Never seen.
But my belife is strong
Can i get a amen ?
I also believe, that you believe.
In ummmm, ghosts.
☆☆☆☆☆☆ I have felt the present of ghosts and i have SEEN ghosts after doing rituals. ☆☆☆☆☆☆
once again you quote.
I have felt ghosts.
Anddddd have seen gods.
You.
Felt
And seen gods is what your saying hey ?
I mean ghosts.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.
AND ONCE MORE FOR THE RECORD
Thats
Ya felt
Andddd
You've SEEN ghosts before.
Thats what you said.In post above.
You do know that °Stephen° more then likely is going to read that.
Lost for words, and i didn't want to have to do this.
○○○○○○○○○○ UNFORTUNATELY. ○○○○○○○○○○
I'm going to now have to briefly swear at you and call you a couple of choice names
Ya fucken retard,
Ya fucking retread
And
You dickhead.
You believe in whooo Ghosts.
Ghosts.
So i apologize in advance.
Sorry.
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@TheGreatSunGod
Ghosts.
Hey Have you seen any ghosts in real life. ?
I bet ghosts and gods look similar.
Hang on.
Trinity god is part ghost isn't he.
Mmmm. Ghost God.
No
Holy ghost god.
So Like A bloody ummm,
See through god if ya will.
Ghost god.
I bet god is Leucistic.
I bet he fucking shines.
God is RA . But thats a totally different post.
Hey Whats the diff between god and a ghost. ?
No I dont believe in ghosts.
Soooooo. Im A tigdoglegianostimiserhosser.
Thats the name of a person that dont belive in ghosts isnt it. ?
No thats not it.
What do they call a person that doesn't belive in ghosts.
Also i dont belive in magic.
So thats A dompenolgygraphdefirepolagy.
Or is that a doppy doppy doaglifireorgaphy decator arama wank wank.
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There ain't no such thing as magic
FULL STOP
Quija boards on the other hand.
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@TheGreatSunGod
I cant take anyone who doesn't belive in dream catchers and crystals seriously.
Ive really no time for em
Hey did i mention i also once beat a cat with a stick.?
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Card # 37 . Yahweh.
Special powers. Conjure Miracles.
ATTACK POINTS : 18
DEFENSE POINTS : 6
roll a odd numbered pair. To perform miracles.
Card # 8. Allah .
The card doesn't have a pic on it.
The strongest of the " gods " is for some stupid reason is .
Card # 27. Xenu.
You get 20 ATTACK point with that fucker
And ilke 9 defense.
Anddddddd he shoots lightning bolts.
Battle of the gods cards.
Get em now.
Oh and when you have one card , you must announce that your a ( toss knob wanker.)
Card # 51. Bigfoot.
Good game.
Good game.
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What about .
God trading cards.
Welll more like battle cards.
Each god has a certain amount of battle points .
And like ya battle with others for there god cards.
Special limited editions and shit.
Good game.
Good game.
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SGW.
Thats.
S far stained .
G for glassss .
And Windows .
Thasts the W .
Stained glass windows.
Runs quick google.
SGW.
Sgw " appeared in the 5 cent.
Mostly are ummm religious shit.
Back in the day because of the literacy bloody rates.
Many Christians where "in docked " with or via SGW.
Becase they are pictures of scriptures pretty much hey.
Funny shit.
Having ummmm your TOP GREAT IMPORTANT CHURCHES COVERED
Thats covered in the colorful pretty glass.
I think
Says something about ya mind set.
Well the Christian mind set , back in the day.
The bible mentions Stained glass wins ZERO TIMES
Nunce.
Sooooo it wasn't god howm asked for the SG.
He never mentkoned it.
Yetttttt
You guys got to, Beautiful , stained glass windows.
I reckon jesus is pictured on glass second to paper.
He never mention it.
Adorning allllll ya churches with Pretty fancy stained glass windows is likened too ummmm ,
SHIT iDk.
bloody putting tinsel on a trees.
Ya know what i mean guys.
You know.
The No deco trees script .
But nar you guys are all good .
What im trying to say is.
Most of the SGW you guys have in the churches is bloody beautiful.
Imgine accidentally o.n purpose smashing a jesus piece of stained .
Mutha fucking glass.
Mother fucking win fucking dows.
You'd be cursed for sure right.
Right guys ?
Oh oh , unless ya had ya fingers crossed obviously.
But ummm yeah.
Lets talk about.
STAINED GLASS WINDOWS.
Ya got some nice ones at your church hey ?
You guys should try to smash the other guys SGW.
The team with the most . Ledgerbul .
Leg e da bull.
Ledger. Bull. .
Most readable wins.
If you smash alllllll of a groups SGW.
There out.
Hey guys
GOOD LUCK.
And ya time startssss .
Now.
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I hope you accidentally poison yourself.
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See where i went wrong was.
Not reading the rules of the playing of the game of..
☆☆ LENT ☆☆
A game the whole family can play,
Acutely
Please consult ya doctoor before playing ☆☆ LENT. ☆☆
Upon reading the rules , it was the that i knew.
I'd FUCKED UP.
Good game.
Good game.
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I bet Yall have no trouble torturing seafood but
You sick bastards.
Yall Torment the fuck ot of the crustaceans hey ?
Get the dear mrs Zed to pick you up a 6 pack of HOT CROSS MUTHA FUCING BUNS this weekend Zed.
If ya eat one of them fuckers it pretty much cancels out ANYTHING bad you may have had.
I think.
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@zedvictor4
Can one be poisoned?
I reckon one can eat meat accidentally.
But it dont sound right hey ?
You know what im getting at but.
Hey um.
Killing animals.
Have you killed a chook before Zee ?
You'd have to guess that most on site wouldn't have killed a animal "worse " then a fish hey.
And probably not even a live chook.
Have you ever gone to get eggs off a chikken before.
Liked picked the bird up to grab the egg / eggs ?
I bet you have before , and remember it to this day.
You didn't wanna take the little birdies fucken eggs did ya Zed.
No you didn't.
You also think about them dogs you accidentally ran over dont ya.
Dont ya. ?
But thats another post all together.
Yeah yeah you sure do.
' opens arms.'
Bring it in big fella.
Its gonna be ok Zed.
Your gonna be ( A . OK )
I can fucken snap kittens legs like pencils, and not differ a spec from " the Norm "
Actually.
Not norm buttttþtt.
No thought of it 5 mins later.
But ummmm yeah.
No but um
' kicks dirt '
Love you mate,
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I ate meat accidentally on ash wed the other week so im as good as FUCKED.
I feel my body in the last stages of shut down.
Its been wild guys .
Fucking wild.
I love yas .
Yalll know that hey .
Xoxoxox.
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Nice i bet,
yeah nice.
YA FUCKING WANKERS.
Fuck don't start deb .
Dont.
Deep breath.
Hey ummm, as ive said before.
I don't know a lot about ya god thing you guys do BUTTTTTT.
One thing is for certain right.
This i know.
God, or the Jesus thing you got,
WellHe FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSßSSSSSSS
Thats.
Fuk luv.
Loves it when you guys do the skip a meal or two thing for him that you do for him. Ya know what i mean.
Am i right ?
Fuck yes.
Can i get a Amen.
Its soooooooooo easy to picture him looking down upon us.
Like.
He looks down righg and sees bloody John, and there is Ian
Rebecca.
Amos.
And he sees them Doing the non eating thing that you guys do for him
Uuvfffff.
' losses breath'
Ok where was i.
That right. Picture him.
( picture him swaying side to side reallll slow like and his fucking spittng on his fingers and like rubbing each one of his 6 nipples .
As he occasionally gasps to gather his breath.
Easy as to picture right ?
I mean , its straight up commen scenes.
Yeah.
Its the Norm.
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I now feel obliged to hon mention.
Fasting.
Now We put a crack team of scientists to work on this fast fast thing You guys do addddddddd you'll be happy to know.
The results come back.
GOOD .
Guys .
Fasting in the rather small amout that most bloody modern " Christians " do is ummmmm
GOOD.
Thats a + .
Thats a positive.
well it pretty much well is right?
Twas then we realized.
What would they fucking know anyway
Fuck ,
Hang on
its dietitians we should of asked hey.?
Not
Scientists
⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ WARNING. ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ WARNING
Hang on ' STOP THE POST DEB '
Stoppppppp .
Hey deb. Yep .?
Google are dietiians scientists or something.
Why ?
Deb ... ??
What.
Fucking
' Google it fuck wit '
Ok ok.
Are dietiians scientists.
ANSWER : Nutritionist. A nutritionist can be or is a scientist.
Fucking so on and so on.
Im so fucking embarrassed right now guys.
Dietiians
scientists.
fffffffffffff.
THX DEB ,
WTF , who said that. ?
So yeah .
I was saying.
We got some BLOKES to check out the fasting crap you guys do anddď
ITS GOOD.
YOUR GOOD.
Me and the bloody ugnorts dont do NO , ( SKIP A MEAL FOR A GOD THING )
We dont even meet up on weekends
Norrrrrrr do we sing songs together.
Nope.
Not a song.
So cred where cred is due ..
It is a great pleasure to award the Christians with.
A GOLD STAR STICKER.
For .
FASTING IN SMALL AMOUNTS.
The crowed goes wild.
So with this in hand , let us now go to
THE PROS AND CONS LEADER BOARD.
THE Pro's & Con's of your fucking stupud religion that is the thing ya fucking do.
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PRO. 7 . But there maybe 9
CON. 159253849916344192833742784351741929336649424641 3399493353849591134748432571819394376392144065664296588765876288
I should keep going hey. ?
Ok.
A little bit more.
CONTINUING THE CON'S : 82642383812976380042779629865
' catches breath '
2340842876225765599954567239397.
And like a third.
Now guys stick with me here.
I want to do that number again, but see how it ends in a 7.
I will go or maybe ( that number , only a 5 at the end instead of a 7.
Do ya get it ?
That'll be cool hey ?
Yeah , real fucking cool.
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Wrap it up man , wrap it up.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Raise.
' TO THE CHRISTIANS '
' THE CHRISTIANS '
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Hang on a sec.
I doubt a shella could prove to me that they have a fanny.
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Ever seen something ya don't belive in ?
That would suck hey. Cause then ya gotta like start beliving in it.
Imagine getting there again then all of a sudden realizing, oh
You say oh. Oh i do believe in that.
Silly duffer.
Or
Or.
I 100 % believe in viginas.
I mean
I fully believe in the eiffel tower.
Do you?
Nevers seen them , But I BELIVE.
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Jesus would of had a way hotter 9 year old missus then Mohammed.
Ouch.
It hurt typing that.
Look im just gonna pass here.
PASS.
Ouch.
It hurt typing that.
Look im just gonna pass here.
PASS.
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Sooooooo.
Its safe to say.
The appearance of X isn't always X.
For examp .
The appearance of magic isn't magic.
A mirical and an amazing video aint in the same ball park.
Magic and miracles may as well be the same thing.
As you see here ladies and gents i have a plain empty black bucket.
With a shake of my hand and a funny little chant
Ogger
Boggger.
the empty bucket is now full with fish.
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Hang on a second.
The whole bright light in the sky totally takes your mind off the first thing you actually think about when you read this post.
That being ( no dont say it Deb )
THAT BEING .
The horrible name that is. Fatima.
Now i get that its popular as and its a bit rude in me saying this buttttttttt
AS soon as alllll you guys read the name Fatima, as youve done easy a dozen times before .
you smirked at yourself .
YOU DO.
But you alllllll fail to bring up how ugly you think it sounds for fear of getting ya little head chopped off.
Boo fucking who.
Say it to youself .
Fatima.
See mutha fucker. You just laughed at it.
As for the bright light thing .
Whatever.
Who cares.
But Naming ya daughter Fatima.
Well.
Well.
Thats just fucked up.
Id rather call her, Russell.
Thats just mine and alll of your opinions.
I know you guys.
I know you guys.
Your welcome.
Sorry whats that. ?
You dont like the name muhammad either. ?
Yeah well Id keep quiet about that.
Thats a totally diffrent post all together.
Moving on.
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I reckon if i set a ( bush on fire )
I'd get that bitch to cum.
Fucking easy as.
I'd get that bitch to cum.
Fucking easy as.
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So Angilcanism it is. ?.??
Guys? .
It was clearly Anglican right ?
Im kinda happy it wasnt Catholic
No way was that catholic hey ?
You seen how white it was.
And
It definitely wasnt Protestant.
As we can see that clearly in the ( 49 second )
See that.
It was way to bright and round to be protestant soooooo.m
Hang about .
Look 1.21 seconds into the video,
It appered to be latter dayer ,
Did you see that.
Wtf.
and then , not even a half a second later, 1.22 it was pentecostal.
Any of you guys get exactly what Christian group that thing was from. ?
I'm so so confused right now.
Ok .
After Watching over the video a dozen more times.
Im close to certain its Anglican.
The 2.14 andddd at the 1.33 min mark.
Yep Definitely Anglican.
Altough.
You could easily mistske The yellowish left hand side part for a cathlioc .
Stuffs me.
At least we alllll know now that
A actual God or Gods exist.
Let us now rule out the obvious Christian group that that thing wasnt from.
Christian group # 18,729
Definitely not right.
Nor would it of been Christian group # 82.
Christian # 371 ?
No , yes. , maybe.
Although it resembles that from Christian # 371
It is stilll way to white to be.
Its more like a Christian # 27,164
Or a cross between # 15 and # 429
No not # 429 i mean # 942.
Although it appears for a long time ruling out # 942.
It could even be # 5913.
But there was no green lines hey. ?
For some fucked up reason , i thought i would see god existing and know exactly where to go from there.
Is there any volume come from the light thing ?
If not we could rule out Christian groups # 4822 , #319 ' # 49 # 5918
Along with group # 1. To #10.
Whatever it is that the women is saying doesn't really matter much assssssss shes only a women .
And women aint very knowledgeable on religious matters.
Soooooo
Im going to give it some time to sink in. .
Maybe one of you guys can help me out with this one.
My now knew theistic brothers.
If anyone says its from Christian # 3999 i will personally slap them myself.
Hey is there any chance i can get a Amen ?
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Rebecca 77 : 99
One day a Christian will say Hey.
He will go.
hey.
I'm not very good at translating scriptures.
Or
Or
He will go. I'm only average at translating scriptures.
Nottttttttttt.
Just kidding.
Hey do you guys believe you are in the
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 1000 OF ALLLLLLLLL OF TIME. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
In tranny scripting ?
Oh and Its a Multiple choice question.
So.
( A ) YES.
orrrrrrrrr
( B ) NO.
Thats
( A. ) Yes.
Or
( B ) No.
Please keep in mind .
I know your answer.
Actually ya probably shouldn't answer.
Soooo yeah. forget i asked.
Good day guys.
And ummmm hey. ,
have a great weekend.
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We've currently 1 billion Christians in the top 100 of allllll time at scripture translating.
I bet some of you guys think your in the top 10.
There would be hundreds of thousands of Christians in the top 10.
Anddddddddd
Prob 100,000 Christians are the best of allllllllll time.
Thats just Ace Christians.
I wonder what it might be that you make ya god tell you next.
The trinity come about simply to make another group.
A INST CULT if you will.
Change one thing, start a little group.
The Christian are known for that shit.
TIMES 30K.
Once you get ya group up and running , its simply 10 cents from every player.
Strict for profit.
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@Shila
And busted.
You got me.
I cant read
and well.
i cant write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.
You got me.
I cant read
and well.
i cant write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.
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@Shila
Thats a Nible right there.
' starts strapping myself in'
Nible.
Nible.
Shila ?
Are ok man ?
Oh big bite .
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
' tightens drag '
' checks drags tightness '
' winds in slack. '
Shila, ?
Are you j7mping on ?
Nible, nibl
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@Shila
I did like 15 maybe 20 days of sunday school.
Sooooooo,
Its safe to say.
i know jesus.
What if i said to ya.
Every atheist here spent time in sunday school..
Do you belive that?
You cant be a atheist if you didn't go to sunday school once or twice.
To clarify.
The meaning of Atheist.
A person that doesn't belive in a god or gods buttttt.
Went to sunday school a few times .
It as simple as that.
Ask around.n
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@Shila
This is why Jesus hates his birthday being on christmas.
I mean.
Of all fucking days right. ?
He was born, on Christmas, day.
Actually.
Being born on christmas has to be like ummm,
Well
Thats like has to be the worst ever possible start to a life right.
Its A ( one in 365 ) shot.
Its a horrible start.
Hey but this gets even better right.
This jesus guys other monumental anual celebration falls exactly on Easter.
Wowww.
' minds fully blown now. '
Its now mind blowing obvious that its a real real bad start at life.
365 into 364 or some odds like that.
The fucken chances of it.
He even died on a holiday celebration day
and come back to it on a special day .
Its almost stupid.
But its ya basic
ya only get half of presents effect.
I imagine.
Truly horrible.
But ummm.
Your right .
Its not time for strippers its family time.
That like insta killed my erection.
' another slice of fairy bread.
Thats my sixth slice.
Punch anyone !.
Shila?
Punch. ?
Oh and it just so hapoens that Jesus was born right around that time they did the AD to Bc thingy that they did.
Its now too uncanny.
Hey pkeadenkeep this quite .
Buttttttt
It seems like.m.
Thats .
It seems to me thatttt
The world runs like a yearly celebration allllll about the life and death and life of jesus.
Now im only going to say this once.
It seems like .
Thats .
It seems like.
Alllll the holiday celebrations and the friggen the start of the BC time line thing.
Are alllllllllll got to do with that jesus guy.
To me.
You know what i mean. ?
It seems like that
to me.
BC may infact mean. Like
baby christ. Or some type of code like that.
What led me to this wassss.
Now get this.m
Today being Christmas right. ,
anddddddd
it being his birthday today.
Insta
☆☆☆☆☆☆ RED FLAG. ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Please be warned.
Hey Im on to you guys hey ?
This is susss.
Sometings not right.
Jesus seem muchus importontay cee.?
' kicks feet up.'
Just living life on the what seems to be a ,
jesus timetable.
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Hey What time is the strippers getting here.
' grabs another slice of Fairy bread. '
Yummm.
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