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@zedvictor4
Lingual.
Bi or Multi
I bet when you see this.
You go , AH of course he ment that.
So Unfortunately this means... No orgy invite this time.
P.S
If you can sometimes understand my writing , I'd say that counts as Bi.
Sooooo.
Bi mate.
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Ok so I read your msg . And I was like .
Im gonna shoot back with correct response.innnnnnnn correct language.
Sooooloooo I did one of them google searches on the interwebs. ( ive get a GRIN from Ear to ear )
I hit the french to English translation page.
I was thinking ( i dont speak french )
But i didnt like the looks of it.
Then i remember hearing once ( non sprukun de dutch . )
Google #2 . German to English
And still grinning ear to ear .
I retrive my interpretation and i start typing.
And then it dawned on me . Zed knows im a horrible speller , if i deliver him a prfectly correct spell sentence in fre ch, he is gonna know.
Then i was like.
Maybe i might just misspell a few french letters.
his gonna know. Ya not dealing with a nit here i thought.
By this time my answer had changed again to my always favorite.
NO PUEDO HABLAR ESPAÑOL.
What i am trying go say is .
I wanted you to think i was Bi.
I wanted you to ask me if i was Bi.
But I cant even do English
If you did ask, Then i would of told you No.
Are you bi or multi Zed ?
I to got the jist this guys is a young fella .
So i tamed down my response. ,
I wanted to reply.
You should ' cough shoot cough your school up cough.
Orrrrrr.
You should be cough a school cough shoo ter cough.
ORRR.
You should be a school bully ( it puts new meaning to that one )
But Luckily I've read the bible before, so i was able to use the moral things i have .
I forget the verse , but oh So many times it has helped me.
Good day.man.
PS , Now for legal porpoises.
( when i say " school " , i mean the actual building ........ He said it talked. )
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I wanna say.
If there was A gender neutral " Muslim " country. Every one would be a MAN.
It would make truly theatrical.
It would be truly theatric.
Or would it make for true theatrics
Pass on that.
I ask you just picture it.
4
And a 3.
And a w
And 1
Andd Its funny to picture. Right?
Fuck oath.
You pictured it .
Imagine Policing female thhngs anddddddd male things.
??????????????? Hey guess why everyone choose to be a man. ?????????????????
Guessss
Go on guess.
Its Because anywhere and everywhere RELIGION IS .
Women get treated like DIRT. BY MAN. EVERYWHEREEEEEEE.
Sall.
WANKERS.......
Gods pretty good I'll give him that .
But he ain't no fucking mom is he.?
On my list of thing that are good.
I have BMX bikes miles above God
On the top sits
#1 Puffins
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@Best.Korea
Rockproof hijads
Honor killings go down in like rape time.
Puffer fish
The objective is to stop ( little brother) from caving ya head in With a lump of concret .
Ya got to be quick.
He can run fasf now.
Arrr men.
To men.
Maniquin head
Tis a great deterrent that .
A Fake nead.
Because whe. People die quickly, it looks fake .
They look fake .
Play a game with your brother growjng up wich uses the fake head.
Groom him to not chuck a rock at ya head
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@Kaitlyn
Hey remember like around 20 years ago..
The poor poor quality of personal rape alarm.
Shouldn't there be like a kick ass one now with flash granade things ,
And like
You can hear it frommmmmmm 57.3 km away
Fireworks ? Yesssss
Flares ? Yep chuck a few on.
Strobe lights. ? Foward facing.
Fart gas , no
Mist dispenser.
Extendable things pop out.
Capsule cannon, capsules read , GOT RAPE...
MORE FLARES.
HYPODERMIC NEEDLE COVERAGE.
AUTO CHUCK NORRIS LINK .
Get this.
something that when you press it , all wifi devices are detected anddddd tracked.
They would already have this hey ?
My fave rape repellent for the day jsssssssssssss
《《《 Practice making a reallll ugly face . 》》》《 add stupid noise 》
°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•° ¤°
Picture ( PERSONAL RAPE ALARMS ) in the year 3661.
They grab you by the hair and viciously asuult , and digital rape you wth your own fingers.
Then it removes all your fingers.
and hold you down analy until the cops turn up..
What if they make black robots and i dont like them ?
( what do you reckon that means ?
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Rock resistant women wear
Bubble wrap hijab
Hijab aibags.
Orrrr
Bubble wrap hjjab with side mounted airbags
Male Muslim proofing
Clitorios covers
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@Kaitlyn
You just made your typing voice change mid post.
EVERYONE OBSERVED IT .
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@zedvictor4
Should Blokes be able to wear Assless chaps in public. = Rape Increase ?
Or should men dress proper to avoid rape . ?
Do Men in assless chaps make me gay ? ( _______________) (_____) _______)
Should my mom be able to wear a miniskirt half naked. ?
Does a stich in time really save nine , no really. ?
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@Jasmine
Hey Hang on a sec ,
Schools speak French
So Can you speak french ?
Cough, cough. Burn the cough.
school down cough cough.
Just . COOL DOWN.
Cough
Now.
Ummm yeah
' kicks dirt '
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@Best.Korea
Good question.
Priest proof panties is soooooo darn discriptive.
Anti-atheist undies .... nahhhh , but i suppose we coild cater for specialist
We can do it..
What would you call them ?
Were would you wear anti atheist undies for that reason.
A atheist bbq
A atheist festival. Atheist trampoline school .
I know
The Atheists animal trading Tuesday book club.
Or at one of our Atheist arts and craft days perhaps.
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I just ask my girlfriend if she might consider wearing . Impenetrable Panties 3000R.
I went on and explained.
These pants stop a person or persons from being raped .
100% Guaranteed.
She said....
NOPE. Not interested.
Shes just not interested. Thats all it was
So Just drop alright.
⊙°•¤⊙°•¤⊙°•¤⊙°•¤⊙°¤⊙°•《⊙°•¤⊙°¤⊙°¤⊙°¤⊙°•¤⊙
Thus bringing us to .
The opposite schetces. .
Opposite of Unrapeable panties,
But not none .
Ladies and gents i give you ( crotchless lingerie
Now Keep in mind .
Im trying to help women not get raped.
Get ready for this stat .
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ARE YOU SITTING DOWN ?
Ready ?
Crotchless lingerie. Up 90% this year alone.
I get it.
I do.
' instantly deflates and Fades outtttttttttt '
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@zedvictor4
To name but a few things we sell at our shop.
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Priest proof panties ss28...♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Tested anddddddd trialed.
When it comes to pant removal none have been moreeeeee
Hold on
' APPLIES HANDBRAKE '
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccchhhhh.
Deb? Yeah , that will do for today hey mate ? Zed made me start that rant,
Zed
Stop entaganiz ing entaganizing . Antaganize . ( spell check )
Look just Stop making me write stuff.
I hate how you make me post everything you PM to me.
Can you please Stop.
Actually Zed , ill write what you say. Continue
Another top seller Zed will be.
▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪●●●●●● Prison proof pants ●●●●●▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪.
for men.
Zed These beauty's will become our BS
best sellers.
Inmate trialed andddddddd tested.
Yes you heard right○○○○○○○○○○ . INMATE GRADE ○○○○○○○○○○○
@ 100 % Poof proof as are all our pants .
The add for them goes
' sets scene '
a massive guy looks at and over a weedy guy getting dressed in a prison cell,.
( the big guy goes ) INMATE .
( The small guy goes. ) Nah ,,, THEY AINT GETTING INMATE.
Orrrrrrr.
A dropping soap in the shower scene.
Good day sir.
And some rape pants are heading your way.
So they cant get ....... DOWN UNDER
You r welcome. .
P s . So this shop we should buy is .
Ya basic , ☆☆☆☆ Rape proof garments and Cockoo Clock shop ☆☆☆☆
Its just a thought
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@hey-yo
( Proper ) in that context is. A trigger word.
His post cotains three triggers all up.
Have a guess at another trigger .
You read his post and got to that part and its like.
you loes you breath all of a. Sudden .
On the inside of your head you instantly went . ( mind my language hey yo )
You went.
Who the fuck does this fuckwit piece of shit scum think he is. ' it then dies down.
Hey - yo ? It might not of been that colorful butttttt thats what happend hey ?
Soooooo .
Proper is , a trigger word.
Try assuming what " proper " might mean without getting butt hurt.
Proper Instantly is Jeans and a t-shirt
Or shorts and bloody t-shirt. Dont get hooked up.
Hey yo ?
2 triggers remain... point em our
Good luck and good day.
His post cotains three triggers all up.
Have a guess at another trigger .
You read his post and got to that part and its like.
you loes you breath all of a. Sudden .
On the inside of your head you instantly went . ( mind my language hey yo )
You went.
Who the fuck does this fuckwit piece of shit scum think he is. ' it then dies down.
Hey - yo ? It might not of been that colorful butttttt thats what happend hey ?
Soooooo .
Proper is , a trigger word.
Try assuming what " proper " might mean without getting butt hurt.
Proper Instantly is Jeans and a t-shirt
Or shorts and bloody t-shirt. Dont get hooked up.
Hey yo ?
2 triggers remain... point em our
Good luck and good day.
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It keeps on giving.
10 years after the rapeproof underwear coming out,
stats will indicate that,
When it comes to being raped.. Women ain't to fussed about it.
( Six of one . Half a dozen of the other.)
Right?
Fucking ouch
I didn't even want to type that.
Ok ok
I'LL stop it now
( Im Banning myself for 1 hour )
Going for bread and milk . Should i wear my rapeproof pants ummmm.
But here is what it has achieved for women
females go .
Heads. = i wear my rapeproof undies.
Tails. = i don't wear my rapeproof undies.
The coin lands on heads .
Tails .,it is
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss .
I mean . No darn it .
Yessssss
Sad face pout
( ' in a babies like voice )
but.
But I dont want to have to do this
Instantly aroused.
' spits on two fingers
Its such a risk im running wearing no knickers .
I sooooo hope no one willl find out.
And so on and so .
So Ladies ..
you are welcome.
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@Best.Korea
You like that Best.
Offer rape proof pants for $8
Or to make it worse for women .Hand em out for free.
Free rape proof underwear. Get your free rape proof underwear.
Thank you
Thanks Best
' hold hand up for hi 5 '
Best old buddy old pal
Let us now lay in wait for that first women to be raped not wearing the free rapeproof underwears we gave them.
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Think about the marketing campaign for
°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤ Impenetrable Panties 3000R. °•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤° °•¤°•¤°
The Unrapeable
I P 3000R Grab a pair today , But ONLY if you never want to be raped everrrrrrr again.
Thats only.
You could offer a prize for the first person to get into them.
' A add ' . So ladies. Do you just want spend the night out with freinds but wish to avoid beind a goalkeeper for your arse and vag. ( thats funny there )
Being a goalkeeper for hehehe
So funny
Shall i continue?
Ok
Some more addz
IP3000R. Cover two main rapeists entrances points in one go IP3000R
No but seriously.
With our tech right.
We should " be able " to have ummmm ,
reusable , lockable washabull what everabull , underwear .
.
WHAT IF FOR SIMILAR PRICES, " lockable " truly rape proof underwear for women could be made .
With promises like. You'll never be RAPED again.
Would they sell. ?
Well , The answer to this aint important.
Buttttttttttttttttt
Now get this.
○●○○○●○○○○○○○○○○○○●○●○○●○○●○○○○○●○●○○○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○
The next time a female is raped , KNOWING. it could have alllllll been avoided with one pair of underwears
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Impenetrable underwears 3000R
at a store near you. << $ 9.99 >>
Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh
Them
fucking
implications hey ?
Toot Toot all aboard.
Ps
Imagine if A girl can eliminate rape occurring to them for LESS THEN THE PRICE OF 2 cups of COFFEES.
Just imagine7
What would you even call a women that enters a public domain with absolutely no rapeproof pants on.
None?
Hey Man... We should make these available to and for women . And we will do it in a , " we want you to be safe way "
Thus
Men win .
And its a big win.
The females will come at us with one thing only.
But but. They are uncomfortable.
Out come the scales
( comfort ) on this side . ( Being Raped ) on that side
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@Best.Korea
Pleaee keep in mind the advancements made into chasterty belt technology
They are impenetrable. Seriously.
Soooooo
Should women have to wear them to stop rape? . Obviously NO.
Would this stop rape ? . Obviously yes . Of a specific type of rape .
As there are Different types.
Perhaps we should run a practical test.
Here we have a real life quick and efficient professional rapest ' Billy Boy'. .
Say hi Bill.
Why howdy .
Billy boys stats are an impressive .. 21 rapes.... 0 conviction recorded......
He has 5 minutes with each
A half naked girl with Impenetrable panties 3000R series.
He lunges at the half naked girl , he grabs staight for the thing covering what he wants .
He is suddenly taken back by the strength and unremovability of the impenetrable panties 3000R
He goes at this for a further 2 minutes like a man possessed.
yanking, tugging , pulling .
Another minute passes.
Furious with anger .Billy quits stopppp
3.45 into his attack knownig full well that he isn't getting in there .
Then in a old add voice...
Your not getting off today billy boy old pal .
Be safe half naked drunk girl you will sleep well tonight.
We ask The half naked girl what it was like .
She hiccups and burps and is drunk as hell , we tell her that Billy tryed raping her .
She replys in fluent hiccups , oh is he my uber driver, then starts walking towards him.
Ok its
A Modest girl in cotton panties and jeans time .
Billy bob again lunges. Thats so billy .
He grabs the prize Anddddd rip up and rip
down rip rip rip ,
And one more rip down
And his in.
Stoppppp
Raped in under 26 seconds.
Ffffffffff
Who thiks Modestly dress girl deserved what she got .?
I mean.
Not wearing bullet proof panties and opting for thin cotton ones.
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Hey has anyone else here ever asked a girl if they would like to play The Rape game ? ......
And like
When they answer with - 'No.
You quickly reply with . 'Hmmmmm , so your a sporting type . Nice.'
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The beastie boys aluude to there being alot more then that.
Let count shall we.
Another dimension,
Another dimension .
Another dimension.
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Cue. ( David Attenboroug voice over )
And innnnnn...
Pause pause
Walks
Short pause
The E buck .
( music level dramatically increases )
We all start gazzing upon him.
Guys ?
He is pretty, ill give him that.
And so unusual hey ?
I seriously have never seen one before orrrr outside of here .
You know when you see a animail for the first time and in your like at 30 years of age . And your like,
WTF, how did i not know that they were a actual animal allllllllll this time.
You know. Hey
But um . I reckon his so pretty
The camera pans back to The e buck....
He gets up on his back legs then thrusts down throwing forth , numbers and shapes, and then these numbers and shapes collided with one another making sums and shape like sums i together
thus giving ussss the noise of the E buck ... ' increase music levels to max .'
No talking
' E bucks glistening in the sun .
And them colors that run alllll the way down his main are so nice.
Although impossible to make out, its incredibly eye catching.
So its like the sound a rhino makes.
Guys .
Google what sound does a rhino make . If you dont already know .
( insert the sound a rhinoceros makes here )
saying ( the E buck ) in my David Attenboroug voice over sooooo fucking works .
The E buk
He he he . Its fun to say .
Ok bucky .
Ill leave you alone now .
Calm down boy.
DOWN.
Shhhhhhhhh, shhhhh.
Your alright .
' takes one slow big step back'
Its ok.
' takes one slow big step back '
' Quickly sprints ' out of the time feild .
' Breaths deep '
His fucking beautiful
Guys.
What do you reckon?
'Puts up sign '
IN INTREST OF THE COMMUNITY,
Please Do not attempt IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OR COMBO OF BOTH.
TO TYPE UP ANY OLD THOUGHTS THATS YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT TIME.
AS TO NOT UPSET OUR ON SITE.. E BUC.
YOU MUST REMAIN OUTSIDE OF THE TIME FEILD AT ALL TIME.
Thanks.
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This is a big fucking conundrum we have ourselves hear.
These women in short skirts
Size 12 and bellow.
Or
Size 12 and above.
I recon we may need to run some tests.
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Some say the girl is half naked
Others say.
She is only half fully cloathed
No , no they dont.
The big question here is .
Are these Hot looking women in short skirts keeping muslims away ?
Lets get the good old scales out .
Heaps of women in short skirts or Muslims
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( said in a David Attenboroug voive )
The great ebuc ears prick up.
For He sees another making comments in his feild of. " time "
Not to be out done he goes in for the attack.
Sadolite assumes the fetal position.
And wait for the inevitable.
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Some say .
Time will tell .
The more sure say.
Only time will tell
I say thats bullshit.
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Just running some ideas past you.
As we are trying to capture the then this .
NOW
Anddddddddddddddddd
Now. Now
Bits
we need to slow things down .
We know we cant reach the speed of light so we will do the opposite.
The function in VCRs that
stop.
Pause .
Rewind. .
But you cant Fast Foward, for obvious reasons.
Hook that device up to ya peepers.
Well try it hook it up on other person first.
But This will cause a lag .
You will be in conversation with someone but people witnessing this will not see it .
So that isn't going to work.
When running experiments into " time " we use these realitivly new super duper Atomic clocks ?
I believe thats bacwards thinking.
We need to ask GRANDFATHER CLOCKS.
As grandfather clocks are obviously the oldest clocks we have.
Its Common sense.
Ok now using this commen sense theme as a guide ,
Cuckoo clocks.
Any information gathered in from coukoo clocks may not appear as it is.
So higher scrutiny is needed before anything can be added.
We may need to inlist the help of a TIME KEEPER.
Although they wouldn't share times kept with us.
They aint. Time keepers and time giver awayers.
Bringing us to the real reasons why this post was made
°°°°°°° TIMESHARES °°°°°°°°
Hey hi there ladies and gentlemen.
What if i told you that you can spend TWO fun filled weeks per year , of your choosing.
In a beautiful house beside a ocean .
You might think,
Ummm okkkk. Go on .
What if i told you that for two whole weeks of your choosing.
And from as little as 117* cups of coffee a day .
You can own your own private patch of paradise.
Sounds good right?
I mean
Youd be crazy not to try it out right ?
Well the first person to send there credit card details , along with the magical 3 number on the back of your card .
Can infact own, thats right ... OWN a part of this luxurious place ...
for like .
' scrolls back up '
A small fee Under the price 117* cups of coffee.
HURRY UP OR YOU WILL MISS OUT.
* Prices vary from idiot to idiot
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@zedvictor4
You mean like.
NOW .
andddddddd
NOW.
Here it comes. wait for it , anddddd
NOW.
NOW, NOW, NOW,
( thats like a quick little flurry )
Nooooooo.
NOW.
I can picture. The slight jolt movment and the breath out ya noise when you were doing the time separation thing.
Like .......
NOW. He he he.
No but zed ?
Zed?
Remember me telling you the other day . That i know the ▪▪▪ T I M E S ▪▪▪ pesonal Phone number.
And No i am not going to tell you what it is as i dont think he will like it .
I can however tell you this .
If i was to ring him this very second
He'd go.
AND 50 SECONDS .
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
( this means I've caught him at a bad time . )
He soon continues.
AT THE THIRD STROKE THE TIME WILL BE 9 48PM AND 20 SECONDS
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@zedvictor4
Now ask me .
And at what ▪▪▪ TIME. ▪▪▪ will he be arriving ?
Then ill be like.
' Did you just say. At what ▪▪▪ T I M E ▪▪▪ will ebuc be arriving ?. '
You anser.
yes.
I reply.
' Zed you really don't understad what ▪▪▪ T I M E ▪▪▪ is do you ? '
Then you , knowing im probably just being a idiot go .
Yeah well, ' time like, in clock time.
I ask.
'Clock time ? WTF are you on about ? '
You instantly, ask and " assure " yourself . You then reply in cocky manner with.
Yeah i know what time is you dickhead.
I go.
' No . No Zed you dont. ( long pause ) ...... for time is but. ( small pause ) a dimension......
Andddddd ' Fades out '
Then you go.
Your a fuck head man . ' you chuckle ' then forcefully ask... What fucking time is he coming ?
I go.
' around noon'
You thank me.
' kicks dirt '
but ummmmm , yeah.
Time.
Like ALLLLLLLLL THE TIME.
Ok quick Proof read :
Oh crap
I talked after i faded out and did not fade back in before starting to talk again.
Im sure no one will notice this .
Note to self : For a much more dramatic effect . Use your. ( ' fades out ' ) right at the very end.
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@PREZ-HILTON
Correct.
We will fight for female freedoms
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Girls with guns .
You could probably make a song up about that hey.
Run men run.
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How do you stop crimes in red states .
How could i know .
Apparently i don't know jack about shootings
I feel so fucking stupid .
The list of wepons in shootings im guessing would go.
AR
AR
AR
AR
AR
AR
AR
AR
300 BLACKOUT .
AR
AR
THEN AR
AR
AR AGAIN
THEN THIS ONE 9MM.
Would this not be far off
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The AR must of been in the shop getting fixed im guessing.
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Bammmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Wowzers
I feel like a idiot now.
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@IwantRooseveltagain
It is a shit artical .
BUT STILL I HAVEN'T SEEN.
AR Followed by the number 15.
Guys ?
What sort of gun are we talking ?
Now im close to positive he will reply with the number 15 and letters AR.
Im sure of it
Here goes .
HOLDDDDDDD.
WAIT FOR IT.
I TRULY DO NOT KNOW.
WAIT FOR IT .......
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Ar 15 .
As soon as i read the title and got to ( another shooting )
I wanted to real quickly type AR15.
now ill click on the link.
Who thinks i mignt be on the money ?
Ok hear goes .
' clicks link '
Back soon.
Holy shit i scrolled over a good bit and no sighting have i made of the leters and numbers that are
AR15.
Surly these combo of letters and numbers will appear.
Back to scroll a little more .
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@zedvictor4
If you read it bacwards.
( No it ain't ) is in salvation. ( No ) (.It ) ( Aint. )
( the words you find in ( um )( ass )( on ) ( seat ) is more just in ( assumption )
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@zedvictor4
Well that woukd be a great help.
You don't need no invite..
You do need to be in ya PJ's but.
Sew up the opening.
Other wise it will be ball slip after ball slip.
I want to post atleast 5 posts using your account.
You can use mine for a couple.
I am going to make you sound like you 100% believe in ghosts.
But the main thing Zed issssss
You, the Stepping hen and i.
Are not going anywhere until we alllll complete a reiki 1 attunement
Thats 100% CERTIFIED .
My shout for the attunements but you have to pass..
Are you down with this?
As to what dimension this will occur, i am not sure yet .
Probably around the , 8.35 and a third dimension.
Hey Did i mention that time is only dimension. ( wow ,,, great sentence Deb .)
Again.
Did i mention.
That time.
Is only.
Dimension.
I did hey ?
Ok cool.
We are going to have a great dimension that i know.
I will let you know the exact, eastern specific dimension when i become aware of the dimension.
This may occur at any dimension.
I can't wait.
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So if i could , and when you are ready guys.
The bible verses to opt out of heaven are required.
Please.
Ok,ok
Ill say it .
Can i please be forgiven. ?
Guys ?
Youd forgive me hey ?
Fellas ?
For givies please
Do i have to beg.?
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@n8nrgim
As a athiest in chistian heaven Every day i get , well aint you a dick head mate.
Hey everybody. This guys is a No brain atheist.
The endless torment the christians continue with is painfull.
People say i shouldn't be in heaven in the fist place.,
They say i should love the christians for adopting me to live in heaven .
I have just only excepted that
Every post i ever posted on religion was wrong .
They throw rocks on my roof .
There the idiot atheist.
Look a the cock head they scream at me.
Ive been placed here in heVen to amuse the christians it feels like.
Why You rat bastards.
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@n8nrgim
This heaven in wich you say we are all invited to ummmm enter.
It has like , to the left and all the way to the back is where the Catholics "live"
we've the protes to the right at the far back.
So on and so on.
The atheists live at the top of the protestants and start again at the back of the side over there.
If i walk out my back yard in heaven there is just row after row of christians to the left of me more on my right behind , infront .
Just Fucking christians, as farrrrrr as the i can see.
Well Woot Woot
Ive really done myself a mischief here i tell you .
Talk about jumping the gun
Im so fucking embarrassed right now.
Nate cakes.
BAY BAY.
A quick question pal.
Can the prayer thing i did and the acceptance of jesus speach i said be some how ," taken back " . ?
Reversed if you will ?
Elected against.
Fucked off .
Dumped,
Or better yet ,, i might try it out in a month or two time. later if i could .
When it comes. To selecting your after life accommodation package, dont just jump in , as i did .
I would like to see if i could get a atheist block in heaven that sits miles upon miles away from a single christian?
Please say yes
Please god , please.
Computer says no.
Look Don't worry about it.
Im ripping it up .,
Its all good .move on.
The amount of time christians here on earth spend with just Christians
Has me thinking
Surly a large nuber of christians are pissed about having to be around a large numbers of christians after they die .
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The Unbelievers guide to heaven , nice.
A cheat sheet if you will.
Upon death
Low kick
Hard punch
foward bottom semi circle
Block block
High kick
Low punch.
Yessssss, im in.
Thanks Nate cakes
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trade ?
Are we good.
Holds out hand .' pound it '
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@Tradesecret
Yes but ummm,
Well
I can but .
' i need help here guys '
Yes i can trade .
Scolls bac to the question .
Name one place in the bible that ever took place.
Oh shit. What have i done.
Well firstly . You are a bible fool trade .
You don't know ummm the bible like me fool
Your a dumb dumb face
Also i want to add ' scrolls up toma brother d post .
Did i mention you did a sex thing no what was it again
You did sexula deviance.
Yeah trade . Have you got me .
I own yuu rigt.
Hey miss trade . ?
Does this answer your questions you put to me. ?
' Scrolls back through the plethora of insults directed at trade daily. '
Why woild i tell you when you Just go aginst the jesus inspired passages any way .
Trade ?
Are we good ?
Trade secret ha
More like trade fucking bloody idiot bible illiterate.
You don't know nothing trade.
Your half man half girl the other half pig.
Trade?
Do i need to continue.
Ive clearly answered what you asked from me .
To wich you will say i haven't answered.
What more do you want .
Please Stop abusing and attacking me please.
Trade ?
Are we good .?
I ve pretty muched covered what you asked bey. ?
Now trade you say .
Why yes Deb , youve clearly covered what i asked of you .
Trade ?
'Deep breaths'
You are starting to anoy me now.
You ask so so much from me
Im starting to get angry now.
Can i fucking leave now please?
Wow uber aggressive.
Now its my turn .
I bet you cant point to a part in the bible that talks about water dinking dunking
'Scrolls back to the question trade put to me '
Fuckkkkkkkkk. Looks like insults it is.
Trade is a bible fool
Guys .
Everyone.
Trade is a bible fool hey?
What the hell is that over there .
Over there .
Chinese floor . Look Chinese floor
Trade ? Surly you are happy nowwwwwww with the everdence ive provided
Into baptizing tisum.
Poooooofffffff.
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@zedvictor4
I loved coming up with placing you right on the bottom of the forefront.
After reading my post but zed , it is clear to say.
Ive a vast knowledge of times , i no many times.,
Unfortunately but Zed i struck out and my imput , although ummmm. ( _____________ ) it covered alot of (__________) .
You can fill in the blanks Zee. I know you like that game.
Cube did however take it in Zed .
Zed? Did you see me talk type with the Cube
He acknowledged it .
He returned a little which i liked and took in
He thanked me. He was polite and ever so fluinte.
He didn't go into the stuff that he knows ive not a single clue about.
No numbers.
No shapes .
No sums.
It was what i thought a very amicable exchange.
Me and the Cube understand each other.
The PM's between us 2 are electric.
My timeless knowledge i mean my knowledge of time is ( __________________ )
And my tight little passage is ( _______________ )
I mean
Ergo
Im inviting him to my house for a big super whacky fun times sleepover long weekend .
Zed. Picture being in the same room as the cube and feeling sleepy .
Ha, ha .
You don't fall asleep nowhere near a semi concise dimensional square like ( E buck )
Unless you have a death wish.
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Picture a pro rapist getting caught one day because the women they are trying to rape was actually a bloke.
I guess then once the cops hear about this you have a new few couple of sinarios to explain that you wernt trying to rape the bloke.
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A trans runner sounds like a long distance runner.
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My mate got brest implants specifically to have people give him shit about it .
I mean WTF.
He wears purple shirts so he can get into fights and one does not want to get into a fight with this bloke.
His a fucking animal.
I to love a fight here and there but thats next level.
Ive known him for 30 plus years and not so long ago / a few years now i was chatting with him and i think i said as i laughed.
I said , Your a dickhead why would you do that for. Like mate talk.
He with all his might said hey .
Hoy it was. he goes, hoy , dont call me a dickhead again Read hey.
And his lip done quivered.
I insta deep swolloed and had to do some real fancy talking to move on toma diffrent subject.
My so called fucking mate
This is something i wouldn't do to any unknown man of any size.
He was a truly horrible friend. Long short he got murdered 3 years ago and now.
Everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Single dream i have is him being ummm " mean " towards people.
Hurting them . Luckily however he appears to not be violent towards me .
But over 70 % of my dreams are about him.
I saved him from drowning when i was around 7 or 8 , thats when i think he was non confrontational.
And Everyyyyyyyyy single one of my other mates said i shouldn't of saved him.
We all use to have to plan to meet secretly and go out without letting him know about it.
Otherwise you spend the whole night having to keep a eye on him for your own saftey.
HE WAS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE GUY.
If you said something like , nice rack buddy.
Ya dead. He called it , taking you to the hotdog stand.
Any inc of a fight he puts his t shrit in his mouth and just attacks
Well you are getting punched in the face .
And thus i have three horrible noises i heard 10 15 or 20 years ago that i can not get out of my head .
Him hitting people.
Fuckingggggggggggg sickening noises.
You know what i mean hey.
I'm guessing this is why every second dream has him in it.
Compared to practically none of any of my other long time true good friends.
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I think You need a real real good reason to justify punching a women.
Now , yeahhhhhhh
Or very soon you will be able to do it by mistake.
Actually.
A bloke getting bashed by a trans women wouldn't look to good.
Your mates would be laughing at you and you'd be sounding silly trying to convince them that she aint no women.
I currently can beat every women i know in a fight.
Let me double check that , yeah , i can butttttttttt.
When a apparent women knocks you the fuck out your mates make fun about it.
I couldn't and wouldn't think i could beat all trans gender peoples in a fist fight.
When a real women comes at you with fists flying , you laugh and maybe let them give you a few whacks.
You don't go whaling back at them.
You dont want to and you really can't use this "level of comfort" when a person you think is a cute looking girl , but is really a mean Street fighting pro bare knuckle boxer BLOKE in a sexy dress that you thought was cute looking when you walked into the club.
Talk about catching someone off gaurd.
If somehow you worked out that it isnt a chick puching you and you go at it.
Observers jump in to stop blokes hitting women.
I alwayssssssss have done and will do this.
Butttttttttt.
The observer doesn't know that the pretty looking chick in the dress you just landed a punch on is a mma fighter bloke with a black belt in some brasilian fighting tech.
So now you are getting double teamed by two blokes.
Or to others.
You are deservingly being bashed by a GOOD bloke whom has stepped in to help out a women.
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( A Trans women ) sounds diffrent to ( A women )
A trans woman should be known as .
○○⊙○⊙○⊙○○⊙○⊙《 A •••••••• TRANS ••••••• WOMEN 》⊙○⊙○○⊙○⊙○⊙○○
and this part around the words ( a trans women ) wich is only allowed to be written in BLUE highlighted BOLD text should be shaped like a recognizable. Little kid crudely drawn penis with testicles drawing, " shaped brackets " with two tear drops at the tip of the penis to look like sperm
●●●●●¤¤¤¤¤ 《 A •••••●••••• T R A N S ••••••●••••• W O M E N 》¤¤¤¤¤●●●●●
Thus drastically differentiating
From women
So we have .
A Women.
Or
■□■□☆☆□■□■《 A ¤¤¤||||||¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ T R A N S ¤¤¤¤||||||||¤¤¤¤¤ W O M. E. N. 》■□■□☆☆■□■□■
Other wise the next time and any time a women does something exceptional on a sports feild.
I want to see down there pants before i am happy to confirm it.
And they need to be drug tested .
Invent a drug test and a penis tester in one
Orrrrrrrrrr.
Actully.
Invent a non invasive quick as possible penis testing test.
This test will confirm if a cock is or was once present.
Im picturing a sniffing tester test.
Because my dog does funny stuff when he smells a female compared to a male.
He leaves his head there when smelling females and sniffs embarrassingly real real deep and real real loudly.
Until i have to yell at him to go away.
But Surly a test that confirms or not confirms the presence of a cock wouldn't be difficult.
Like a ummm.
A ( X ) chromosome detector or a non ( X ) chromosome detector.
You simply put it in your mouth for a second or spit on it and instantly confirmation is given.
Thus i dont have to sit there with doubt and be suspicion and it will stop you from wanting to just quickly touch them down there for a quick conf.
Wich would only works In a perfect everyone is a pre opp world
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Imagine getting caught stealing a mobile phone.
Thus making you extremely knowledgeable in all the functions involved in and around the
( hands free bluetooth settings )
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