Deb-8-a-bull

Ok one more. 

Imagine Getting caught stealing stuff from a second hand shop.

No one more. 

Imagine getting caught stealing a pair of woolen gloves 

No i have to keep going. 

It gives new meanings to sayings like.

Getting caught red handed 

Or 

Getting caught wih your hands in the cookie jar.

Finding fingers prints at a scene 

Or

Not finding finger prints at a scene.  

narrows down the search  

Imagine genuinely lossing a arm or your hands in like a work accident in a islamic country. 

The amount of times you'd  get asked .   So what did you get caught stealing would be phenomenal ?

Then when you answer with , No i got them crushed in a machine at work.

This then will make others think not only are you a thief you are also a liar.  

Or get this.

Imagine being the farther of a son or daughter that has genuinely lost there arms in a accident.

And having others inquire about how you went about chopping ya kids arms of. 

And even getting asked if they could help you out by cutting there kids arms of for them. 

Asking for a show of hands for thoes whom don't agree with something is not fair to people that may have previously  got caught stealing. 

Especially considering that Theives or a person that has been caught stealing can't cut girls clitorus's out. 

Having a full pair of arms with hands on em in Islam meams you can be trusted. Or haven't got caught stealing.  

Bringing up a milestone post 2500. 

Thanks . Thank you.

I dedicated this here post 2500 to Zed. 

I find him mucho  inspirational and funny.

To Zed.     AND HIS BIG BALLS.  

I highly doubt a person can go to heaven after knowingly touching a actual real life drag queen. 

 Maybe if you don't do nothing wrong ever again.

But you will be pushing it.  

A drag queen. 

A man of god. 

One of these is a "fictional"  "character " 

Also if someone could do me a solid and make up a joke along the lines of. 

Both the ( Drag queen ) and ( the Man of Gods ) body's are found washed up on a beach  having both touched or having both been touched by  ( a Man of war. ) 

Something like that. 

 For that would be funny and  muchly  appreciated.  

Thanx in advance  guys.

 I think of time like something a watch tells you. 

I think a hour is like a amount of this. 

I'm Just ya basic clock time kinda guy.

Good old meantime .

Tick tock. 

And time comes from Greenwich, well thats were they invented it ,  Time. 

I mean A clock. 

Once we invented a clock time started coming from it. 

There was no time Before clocks.

I want to now say. 

Sun dials.  

Also.

Hey Remember the first time reading a sun dial and how awsome ly cloes to correct it was. 

It blew my mind.  

Soooooo The sun apparently has something to do with and  or is an effect upon this "time"  

Then sometimes theres Fun time and Day time , night time , some time or rather. 

All the time. 

And the worst kinda time. Being . 

BATH TIME AND BED TIME. 

And a bunch more of these times.

Time makes it good for setting alarms. 

Im guessing A time to use the word ergo may exist also , i am yet to come across this yet. 

Thus making it now time for ebuc to now talk down to me or simply give no reply.

This is not a fun time. 

I am not looking foward to this..

A insult or  insults will occur that i am sure of. 

This however i think is a small price for my true goal. 

A dream of mine. 

My dream would be ebuc replying with. 

VERY GOOD POINT DEB. 

Wow ive never factored in bath time and bed time. 

So he pencils it in and it works..

Thus completing his equation and wrapping up his studies in this feild.  

Then it would be like ,The Bucksta  ,Cube and Deb allllll the way down to Zed on the bottom.   at the forefront of. 

Time telling

I mean , Telling the time. 

Ergo.

I can then speak to all you guys like 3rd maybe 4th grade thinkers.

A bunch of simpletons. 

Then I'll recive a confirmation of my important findings in the area of " time " more specifically " bed time " and  " bath time "   and a triangle 

Here goes.

Ill put forth my findings in time. Im sure something maybe of use. 

Ps.  To get a better understanding,  i rang the time up . 

 Apparently  Phone Time is measured in strokes.  .

When  Naming a  child in  a islamic   country.  

Do you think they could go a little , diffrent. 

It doesn't even look like you can name ya kid Trevor or Blossom. 

Are you allowed to name your kids how you wish in a islamic. Is that the word .

A islamic place. 

Orrr

In a place where 1 out of like 4 blokes are named Muhammed. 

Which is a nice name i think. 

  

Imagine giving birth to a Fatamah or a muhammad.. 

My guess is if a Muslim has 5 kids . One of them would be named Fatamah and or muhammad.

But No Bubbles  no  Augustus no Florence,no mazie no apple,  peach , no may . 

Justttttt. 

Ya basic stock standed names for in them parts of the world. 

So Peter P

again my question

Is the parent allowed to name there kid orrrrr do like guidelines apply 

Are there ramifications for calling ya kid. 

Billy or Lennord,  or  Mussels. ? Or xi jun. 

Lilly no  no Juan no Roger or Beth. 

Hang on 

You could make someones  life real real bad for them with a silly name selection.

In a place like that. 

I can't think of a reply to that Zed. 

I do however want to say ,  Ergo . 

You ain't no Bucky thats for sure. 

Writing is very important.

You typed this. 

And Thats a meesed up sentence.  

Ya got no bloody full stop. 

And this is Your 1st ever post.  

The milks sour.  

I ain't clicking shit. 

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆   WARNING  WARNING  WARNING  ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

My lawyer had advised me that i must state that .

Please be advised 

1 out of 10 lions .

And

1 out of 15 tigers 

Are not directly or indirectly  effected by whip and his seemingly magical powers. 

Its a Wonder women don't use whips. 

The marketing of

Whips. 

Whips .   Getting people to do shit for centuries.

What would get you to do something quicker  then a lash do you reckon.?

Whips get thing to do things   , be it man or beast.   

Oh no .... Ive drastically  vastly underestimated whips.  

Try Telling me you don't think whips demand respect. 

I dare ya. 

Wait up , not yet . 

Ok now. 

Hang on stop , 

Say it now go. 

That would make a good debate.  

Whips  denand respect .

Here is a scenario and the proof of the kinda respect a whip so called demands

Lets say You want to go for a stoll  in oh i don't know ,like a  cage  full of tigers.  

No chance right? 

Well chuck one of these bad boys in your back pocket and off you go.

Whips .  

Feel free to stop smack bang right in the middle of a pack of lions they aint gonna mess with you.

Why ...?.....?.

For you've a whip . 

Whips make lions do kitty cat tricks. 

Its A stick with a bit of string on it.  

A whip,  

Try it kids 

Lets say your kids a acting out. And doing bad stuff like playing with whips or something .

What do you do ? 

Correct. 

Whip.

Throw  a scenario.at me. 

Crack . 

.You want to stop smoking .

Whip .

Your wife. Is anoying you .

Accidentally whip her.

But Surly you couldn't  Whip someone  accidentally.

Yes. 

As a matter of fact ,  Thats kinda how they work. 

I can't even make a whip crack. So that rules me out .

You can watch 100 movies with slaves in it and they allllll ard being whipped.

A person being whipped is calked a slave. 

But Surly a sex slave has nothing to do with whips. 

Wow , stop .    what have we discovered  hear .  

Slavery is not good butttttt. 

To the bloke down the road that makes whips  ,

Slavery.  fucking loves it. 

I suspect that 

keys are to cars , what wips are to slaves.   

I could be wrong buttttt ,  Picture trying to start a slave without a whip, like with nothing. 

Especially on a frezzing cold morn . 

Fat fucking chance hey. 

Has anyone here in real life  seen slaves operating without a guy with a whip every few meters ?  

Please Add link . 

If you have , i suspect  you were looking at underpayed workers . 

They do look incredibly similar to the naked eye. 

If you dont see a bloke with a whip , then they ain't slaves .  Its as simple as that. 

Anyone else thinking about. 

A professional slave evaluator.

With average valuation around  $18 bucks

Picture looking into another beings eyes or eye , 

And then coming up with a figure. 

You guys  could all do it,   i know you could . 

What would come in handy in evaluating slaves is a ummm ,  im thinking like a spectrumometer . 

You know what i mean. 

Lets say you want to sell one of your slaves . 

Picture a add you might place on  gumtree like site to do this.

(  people would start speaking highly about them  ) 

Picture elaborating  on the things your slaves good at. 

Haha and get this .

Picture the fucking picture you take of your slave when you are trying to sell  . 

Id get mine to  give a thumbs up. 

Oh my.

That is fucking fun right. 

I mean picture making him grin and  stuff .

And getting side shots and shit. 

Your picturing it right .  

Funny stuff, 

And a CLEAR  picture of there back . To see how used they are. 

Oh 

And the purchasers of slaves  being pissed off that your slave was nothing like as the one , described  in your add. 

And then two weeks after your purchases,  picture seeing slaves for half the price you payed for yours at  ( WISH.com )

Crap like this will happen , and the next thing you know 

Obedience ratings .

Now all slave must be professionally rated in ( obedience  )  and they cost like $33 bux

We need to draw up Spectrums  of sorts on EVERY single aspect in a assumable life. 

I'll start ok. 

 

But ya cant just keep someone at your liking and if " caught " simply say .

Its all good guys , Look,

I got the money here,

Well that is going to make shit to difficult.  

Crap , we have already given everyone  them,   rights things we drew up hey. ?

Crap

Look its not going to work now. 

GAME OVER .

Good game. 

Good game. 

I want the name of the guy who worked on the giving the  humans them rights things 

Do you really  think forcing someone to build a pyramid  should fall under the category of , whats the word.  Slaved

oh.   Its the forcing them to do stuff thing isn't it . 

Schemers from the start of time have tryed , but none have cracked it. 

Getting people to work for freeeeeeeee. 

Throughout time a building here and a building there were erected out of pure  love , but never on a grand scale. 

To this very day man still  hunts the , getting shit done for as cheap as possible. Thing in life 

And they have nearly done so with this   / minimum wage  / thingy. 

So there has to be a real real fine line of Being a slave anddddd not being a slave. 

As , Owning a slave and not owning. 

No its not owning these days .

Its simply called umm what is it agin .    under paying someone. 

Wow, thats deep.   Im starting to get it now. 

And sometimes under paying someone can be also know as ,

A simple mistake. 

Now it was at this time i realized that it all keep pointing to this strange two worded  thing. ( minimum wage ) ,

Let us look into this stramge phaomaanl ( (  i cant spell it , but you know ) 

Minimum wage has the word minimum in it . So lets say it means small . 

Wage .  I've heard that elsewhere before but in this context, it is safe to say it means moneys 

So.  We got .     

small + money =  ?  

Im not quite sure, well get back to that. 

Help anyone.?

We are looking for a line that sits between.  

Being a slave and not being a slave 

Im thinking the aswer mayby around the 7 bucks a hour mark 

Ok lets wrap it up.  

So the only difference between one being a slave and one not being a slave is going to be money. A specific amout  of it to be more precise.  

Thussss. 

 being underpayed is ?   ( ----------  )     Or it maybe a mistake.  ( please dont forget that part )    Well it can be. 

If only we had like a , I don't know,  a spectumagraph..

'  hey  did i hear someone say spetumeter  graph thing .

Bammmmmmmmmmmmmm. 

You are welcome.  

Now I need to do alot more calculations but to have a guess at the ST ,

the  Spectrums Top. 

It would be a big fat hairy stinking 50 year old bloke who does you in the bu m  while you wash his dishes.  

Thats just an approximate 

Both the bottom and top should be met with exactly the same penalties.

When someones say they where raped.  You cans say . 

Yeah you did get raped , but it wasn't like a real bad one. 

If questioned . Simply pull out ya spectrum. 

Ometer, reader chart thing.

Picture being a slave to a super hot blonde women. ( dimensions at a later date )      

Whombbbbbbb thats  whom ba

Would once to twice a week tops come and get you and  or wait until you are around ,  and  then  ( long or short ) commit sexual acts upon you. 

And this happens 

      》》 ☆   L I K E   I  T. ☆ 《《     or not.

Thats. 

    《♡♡♡♡    L i  k  E   IT      ♡♡♡♡》

or not

or not. 

Zup 2 u . 

So thats whats classified  as ,  being inslaved anddddddddd  being raped. 

Ima spot me a spectrum.   

No but seriously. 

I shouldn't try to  joke about Crimes like this that im sure  are regularly committed against   men EVERYDAY and  nearly ALL OVER THE WORLD.  And thats very nearly. 

Well not in the water parts 

So all over the world excluding the parts that are water and just missing a little  bit of land where this kind of BARBARIC BEHAVIOR from WOMEN ( thats like  what your mother was ,  she was one. ) 

Does not SEEM to occur.   

Usually  these men brush it off with , she is really sexy man have you seen her ? Shes like.....  Smokinnnnnn.

Upon hearing this a victums mates FAIL HIM. They fail their freinds and against better judgment some how they fail to go to the authorities and tell them that your worried about your mate fuking a real hot chick,  up to 2 times a week  , Remember thats UP TO.... 2 times a week.

And thats like Twice in  seven days. 

So you really could say that .. Two out of every seven days . They are being made to do this. 

And they are 2 FULL WHOLE DAYS .

But no ladies,  we are men , and  manly ones. 

shrug that shit off man 

Thus brining us to the SB. ... ●■●■●■●■●  THE   SPECTRUMS   BOTTOM .

For like , idont know , normal man. 

Like me , you know  .

Just normal .

really  its a,   being inslave and or inslaved and  rapeed  o-meter. Level ,reader Thingy.

So any event in life youve had that falls under this . On this or these  subject,  will be instantly dismissed.  

Do not want to hear it. 

The next level on the spec, is exactly the same scenario with a slightly better looking women .

So your thinking , hey shouldn't the next level up be the same with a less attractive women.

The answer is yes it should.  

Obviously  The guys in the scenario department have packed it wrong.

Again. 

But you get the jist.  

Slavery.  it what ya make of it. 

P.s 

There was no good nazis, i get that,  buttttt surely there was a  good slave owners. 

Hey Math ? 

If anyone argues  with you once over this.

Would they be  (  Math debating* )  ?

Math?  Please mate , just one little, lol,  will do

Please. 

I can't affoerd another,  ( OUT OF CHARACTER  )

Please don't Math. 

Math?

* it gives you an instant lisp

Sorry guys just got home and found my cat lying on the keyboard.

See its cold here and he does it for the warth. 

So ummm if there is any like scratchy* msg . 

I appoligize,  please just disregard. 

He won't be doing this again , stupid cat.

*  mmmm, metaphors. I so wanted to add one there.  Then i was like , oh crap i can't because it was my cat that was semding the msg , and he was the one liking metapaws for only 30 to 35 mins .  

I ain't stupid man 

I can't read and i can't write,  but i can drive a tractor Allright. 

On topic deb.

Ok ummm

If anyone changed any animals sex from one to another via ANYTHING. even a touch

It would be considered crule by ALLLLLL. 

Oh and reckless.  

( that probably isnt true hry ? Because  some animals are freaky when it comds down to being a girl or a boy...sooo) 

Purrrr

Purrrrr

Now someone ask me if i have a boy cat or a girl cat. 

I wil reply with. 

How fucking dare you , you fucking pig. 

Who do you think you are asking me what sex my cat is. 

And yes, 

You will be placed on report. 

My Mum warned me about people like you. 

Im embarrassed to say but. 

Sometimes i call a dress a skirt.

And.

Sometimes i call a skirt a dress.

I admit , i have had 30 years to try and get this down 

Bitches be always correcting.  

When it comes to dresses, its always guesses.  

I guess it is only fair to say .

Sometimes i call dresses. Dressers 

And 

Sometimes i call skirts . Skirts. 

I'm almost positive its a 50 / 50 ish.  I just must go for it.hey. 

I've  never been corrected  by a guy,  i dont think. 

Actually  i remember i  have but it was only once i remember soooo lets forget about tha t.   

☆☆☆ NOTE TO SELF ☆☆☆

I am going to have to look into that at a later date. 

Oh crap ive jumped the tracks. 

Back to trans stuff.

Ok where was i . 

Skirts and dresses. Thats right. 

So what ive got meself here is , to me  a great metaphor. 

Calm down i said metaphor . 

HOLD ON ...  HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE.  

MAYBE A METAPHOR , is a good METAPHOR,  for transgender.   

What the hell.   I think i just imploded.  ( A metaphor for a metaphor ) 

' deep breaths ' 

Skirts and dresses. Yes.

Skirts and dresses as a metaphor for transgender.

Even down to cutting a dress and having the skirt part left , oh and a shirt but. 

You can cut.

And a dress you could tuck to make it look like a skirt. 

Oh wow , the list goes on. 

I kid you not ,  I'm the first person everrrrrrrr  to come up with this .

I say it like that because of course I'm not times a billion  . 

But me , right here and now, it feels like it.  Well You know what i mean you idiots.

So ummmm yeah . Skirts and Dresses   

This makes men ( a skirt with a leftover shirt  . )  and off i go

How good are these metaphor things hey ?  ,  ive only just found em. 

I wish You guys could of told me about these metaphor things earlier.  

Im now thinking about metaphors so much that when i think about a metaphor 

The number 4  and a basball team pops up.

Metaphors suck guys. 

I'll leave you with my most memorable dress and skirt mix up. 

Im up a alley at the back of a business,   back of a building . Its early in the am, 

I got this chick i know but i kind of don't know.

Things start heating up.

( i start running allllĺllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the porn ive ever seen through my head . Its a pretty decent sized catalog so I'm gonna  need a sec,,   

I capture the scene  in my head .

Thats the scene  which would be best suited for this situation.

I get it.   Then i implement. ( is that the right word ) 

Anyway I say

HEY  , 

HEY YOU GIRL 

Im saying this with like  authority. ie block capitals ( fuck off metaphorsss) 

 And then it happeped.

I said.  

' Take off your skirt you little whore '   ( No block caps , i didn't want this part to stand out )

This was instantly met with. 

'Its not a skirt its a dress ' 

Noooooooooo,  Monicaaaaaaaa,  so one of them two things was incorrect i guess. 

then you will never believe this guys  , the scene in my head was not playing out . 

Nup

It rendered its self redundant.   

And well ,

its just ,  It wasn't the same after that. 

I suppose a metaphor for that would be a ummm  (  A two-stroke dirt bike.) Not a four-@stroke.

Oh no ,  not a four-stoke 

Yep, you got it guys.  Mmmm meta 4's

Back to the topic . 

There was a train station near by so i took her there and ran . 

Sooo.  Sex near a train station.  I suppose a metaphor for that could be   ( A transexual ) 

Thus concludes my report 

I went to sleep two hours ago and have woken to piss. 

This has now provided me wiith a 2 minute max pocket of free time befor i surly fall back to slumber . 

Sooooooo. 

 Im looking for a quick chat about something transexual.  

Anyone 

1 minute 

We could talk about the real real sexy looking transexuals 

Guys 

45 sec.

Anything. Transexuals ? 

5

And a 4.

Amd a 3

And 2 

And 1. 

Trannys . 

The lot of you. 

NighttttttttffffxxzzzFygv

So we can get a team out to you guys  by monday of next .

At anytime  between 9 am and 1pm.   

They will set up 6 HD cameras. 

You promised me  i can have six camera's in and around the clubhouse 

Lets gets this in writing. 

6 cameras to be  placeed  in places of our agreed in and or around  the then here residential th8ngy ma what. 

 

No but seriously.  

There may infact be  a certain member  or maybe even two. 

No there wouldn't be two in a group of good guys like yours, 

Buttttt

A small group.can in fact , sometimes not fuck8ng always i have to say now . 

contain a Horrible person we will call them and sort out later 

Right. . 

There could be ,  soooo

All The other members, the ones that are  not involved. And   Not knowing .  , Are they ummm " affected " in anyway by this. 

Nowwwww

What about if  2 members of a congra where ruthkess horrible guys. 

All the way to 1 member more then half .  

What i am getting to is. 

Surely one bad apple wouldn't gather no moss in a glass house, by then in fact saving nine.  

It wouldn't hey. 

Trade . 

Thanks for playing along , i promise i never mean bad .   

We will See you Monday for the cameras install.  

Then we will see you alllllll the time aftef.  

Good day 

I read your post once and didnt get it

but back over again  ,and nilly willy  the Chinese  transwomen become clear. 

Rofl. 

How it got past me i do not know . 

Nice find Zed. 

 Hey I may actually be subliminally funny. 

Thats omnilarious for those that don't know. 

That was funny man . 

All These varnishes and oils Zed. 

They can be so intimidating to a novice.  

Do you have a good ummm knowledge of wood work for your days man? 

Old people once  did wood work right ? 

This is not an attempt of an insult,  but  

Are you good with wood ?

The last time i  put a coat of varnish on something it come time to sand it back. 

But it looked real nice. 

I wasn't going to ruff it up again.

Not knowing that i could of got it to shine far far brighter then the sun with two or three coats. 

But yeah

I aint just going to start apply varnish to some bloke willy nilly am i.

Thats straight out careless. I'm not a monster. 

Id probably  try it on a little one fisrt. 

So friggen funny because 

 I so was Zed  going to bring up . transexual slaves .  

And like religious transexual slaves that have had a minimum of two abortions. 

chuck in a dash of free will some how and then  place alll that  in a vacuum.  

So like. 

Human combustion 

Any guesses for what may be occuring here 

Is it .. 

( A )     Deb is pissed off about.  Allll of this  unethical acts of  horrible  behaviors that these services  are partaking in behind my back . And i do not care for it 

Orrrrrrrr is Deb more like  

( B )    Deb thinks That friggen sounds awsome .    And he to wants to come next time. 

It is one of them . 

Please  Enter your  guess now 

( A ) 

Or

( B ) 

And  Good luck guys. 

I hear you and ill leave what your church does as that. .

But you and i are of much diffrent cloath.  

If i joined a church , 

It would be a month long Reconnaissance mission.  

Id feel like every sunday after leaving a service,  we get in our cars and drive home . 

And everyone else will be driving real real slow all  looking at my car waiting for me to turn of the main road there , and bammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and as soon as i do this , everyone turns around and heads back to the church agaain for  the 5.55 pm servive .

And this being a service were no one wears knickers.  And it finishes with a animal sacrifice.  

The 5.55 service is so so tame  compared  to the.  5 to midnight service held at Mr Altandies House every tuseday night. 

But not as  monster able as the " special "  ( first saturday in march at ten to midnight  ) 

Oh and along with that  special  service at MR Frampton.   

And also them ones in the pine foreest that we dare not mention. 

As the first rule of the forest service is (  well you know. ) 

So its a month long spying on members of my fellow congra.

Which i know will lead to me finding out that ( Miss Landerson ) a nice old lady that i have always had the upmost respect for is involved in, 

Well I'm not going to say it. As i don't want to believe it . 

I mean she is 60 .  And How could she even possible get her legs around the back of her neck like they say she does. 

I maybe blowing things out of proportion but. .

You haven't attended a 4.22am  in the far corner of the parking lot  service have you trade.?

Belive me you would  know if you have. 

You haven't heard have ya.

Is what i might be like. 

P.s.  have you Any ideas why MR Ross left so early today ?   

He is up to something i just know it. 

So shits going down 

Oh aand here is 

$307 for the first month.  

IF THE MILKS SOUR , I AIN'T THE KIND OF PUSSY TO DRINK IT. 

I only want to go to chuch anyway just for the group singing part .

'  crouches back down behind a pile of grass. '   

' eyes peeled. ' 

Ok yeah ,  you win zed , and now im thinking about it.  Good on ya. 

Hey What about that real experience paint that goes from green to gold and purple and that.  

Wow, picture it.  

A slave would look real flashy in that color.  ( there is heaps of different ya average  slave,  hey ZED ?  ) 

Cover that with like,  four maybe five coats of that,

3 coats of gloss.

Balla. 

Like i said. 

It aint None of you business. 

Move on.  

The red one did come up really nice like but. 

Fuck hang on .

One sentence i got ( come up nice like but ) 

My bad

But you not what i mean Zed

Especially  with that gloss finish,  

Fuk again last sentence.   No . Zed  Im not talking about slaves from finland with a gloss coat

Move  on. 

Yeah i got it out. 

But trade .

This is gonna be my next  ○○○○○○ Post Topic ○○○○○○ and what i want to talk about 

Now I'll condense it down ,  but  It will read along the lines of . , this isn't directed to you. 

It goes.

(  Tell us about the freaky shit that groups of your congregation do that you haven't got a clue about.   ) 

Somthimg like that. 

Then ill be like. 

You know , 

Like , What is it they are doing meeting up at 3.33 am on frigging 3rd of every 2nd month and whateve r

And youll be .

《Nooo. 》 

And.

 《 I know like on Tuesday 4 pm they have  baking .》 

《And wednesday a few of us meet at mrs Groboble houes. 》 

And then Ill be like.

' No, No , No , not them ones ' . 

The " special " ones ,

you know   the ones you couldn't possibly know about.

' nudge nudge ' 

Then ill continue with.

If you are ok with like a decent chunk of your congregation participating  in these kind of  "Activities " 

So on and so on 

Then ill give you the minimum aapproximate  cost of how much that that amount of cocaine is worth , ( street value  ) 

And finish with. 

And  your ok with this ?

 

But im not going to now. 

I beluve i could EASY ummm trick /  persuade a person. ( 1 person )   away from a congragation.  

Via putting doubt into about what mir Sanaham and George Boltensonsmith and many others do TOGETHER BEHIND YOUR  BACK. 

I'm horrible thinking this hey ?  

IT COULD BE SO EASILY DONE. 

God should of had jesus do the bible for us.  ?

As soon as you think of something like that . 

I shit you not ,  Ya instantly like ,

ok if that were the case  you have to go over that and around that part.

You'd probably have to  change that bit . 

But  then that bit wouldn't work 

Actully it might , 

And it might be better. 

But its better if you make that part come after that part.  

It feels lile ya have to do it just to make a couple of bux 

Its quite fun sometimes but just fucking stupid. 

I keep on trying to picture what a good religious group would look like.

It couldn't be done hey?  

Gods a bit of prick having us have to be in like one of the religious group thigs hey ? 

Im sure ill be brothe d one day.  Just A bible illiterate one.

Well I'm definitely becoming anti -theistic that i do know. 

Ok ok ill stop now. 

Good game. 

Good game. 

There is lots of like um " magical "  parts and  things that go down in the bible right  ? 

There is. 

 ☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( ask me for them and I'll give you 15 examples ) ☆☆☆☆☆

But there is alot of freaky shit halpening . 

AND THEN IT COMES TO THE RESECTION fucking nonsense  part.

You catch a glimps of these peoples that done gone made da bible . ( be them desert bloody scribes or whatever ) 

The fukin brilliance of em. 

It would of went like this. 

' This is two of them throwing ideas ' 

Or 

' Picture a head writer at like the front of the class. 

Or 

Ten of them

( ok now   , we gotta have him come back from  the dead .

His got to come back 

Anybody. 

Any ideas . 

We gotta get him back , 

Idea after idea are thrown up. 

One bloke in the corner keeps saying , aslong as its in a tomb i am happy 

Youd have a couple of them shaking there heads 

Another is like,   ( Why would we put him in something like a tomb , it will cause us to explain another  part then 

I could go on for days thinking about the absolute nonsense they may have thought about, especially when it comes  to dodging  things . 

Like making up lies  coming up with ideas to lie yourself out of it. 

But the brilliant part i was getting to was. . 

reserection took around  3 days.    And that there is brilliant. 

Its fucking ridiculous,  

But way brill8ant. 

3 day , wich some of you guys will argue about .   seems right. 

Even when put into context with .

6 days to build everything , WHICH  IT DEFINITELY  SHOULD NOT. . 

but it soooooo fucking does. 

Fuck this is anoying,   I  can't put to words, what i want to say. 

But.

But. 

The bible writing team.  Had to of been fucking brilliant HEY ? ,

Or

Atleast one of them was .

Or 8 and a half of them. 

And you can see it . PLAIN AS DAY. 

If there was 20 of these blokes that made up the bible, you would strongly doubt 5 of them believed in a god. 

Maybe 2 . 

Not 5. 

smart dudes. 

They weren't the first and they had somethings to model around but from the very start. 

Ie.  the adoption of a chunk of a alreay written one.

We will have that thank you. 

Again this is fucking brilliant. 

I don't hink it is at all  to close to just picking all the good parts that work form tried , tested and observable  Abrahams mono model of madness  , and adding some pagan fun days . 

This is the funny part.

What is making me think these guys are brillint issss .

Now please don't laugh at me.

Because of course i know what i say next aint true buttt alot of people would be under the same impression.  

Especially christians. 

Ok here we go.

The KJV bible is THE FIRST AND ONLY BIBLE. 

YEP 

Thats the exact first bible ever . 

And of course the first bible was written in english .    (  Do not attempt to tell me otherwise cunts ) 

And ummm

Not a single WORD has change. 

You hear that

NOT A SINGLE WORD has differed. 

Thats the one . 

Thats the bible.  

Soooooo these brilliant first ever true make uppers of the bible that im catching glimpses at are  , The guys who penciled the KJV bible. 

Thats them . 

And get this . 

One of them was matthew .

There was a bloke also named paul.

And I'm sure mark was one of them 

Oh oh and there is the luke and john guy. 

Hang on matt,  ma, luke , j.  Yeah because there like the main dudes . 

So god spoke to them in english , they wrote it down , on bits and pieces of paper  and then started making there way to the writing place.

They get there and hand over there pile of ragged old paper cloth. A couple on straight tree bark.  And there like

 

Ok here is Matthews stuff god told him to write  down .  

(  DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT IT JUST RIGHT )  

Ok Now lukes bits of  paper. 

This time 

They " accidentally "   catch a glimps of something they are adding , and they are like fuck . 

But they run it. 

They then add pauls papers again cathing glimpses of what appears to be beneficial stuff for Women .

The press screeches to a hult. 

They then realize that God is not the best at communicating  things. 

But luckly  they got some guys there that roughly know what he is tying to  put forth. 

Lucky . 

The press starts up again.  

 

They fritter it down to 

A couple of mattys bits , 3 of pauls no Lukes .  Ronald pretty much did his bits. 

Erick did 4 pauls 2 marks and touched up a little  exodus . 

Then its just freefalls into like Chinese whisper.

all the way, 

Again The kjv bible is WORD FOR WORD the first. No . Is the ONLY BIBLE 

BUT IT IS THE FIRST. 

IT IS. 

YA GOT THAT. 

' Fingers in ears and eyes closed ' 

Shut up dumb dumbs. 

You are all penis heads. 

What would you lot know anyway. 

 

Should i proof read this bitch before posting  ?

Fuck No

Perhaps run it through spell check ? 

Hell NO., she'll be right. 

Bammmmmm post

I got like umm. 

2  Blue ones.

1  fluorescent orange. 

i have a real nice 1 that i did in a expensive  2-pac red car paint. 

I even  painted one with green fence paint once.  

The reasons for doing this is absolutely none of you guys business whatsoever.  

I mean. 

There my slaves and I'll paint em any color i like. 

Did some just yell out ,   

▪○°•¤▪○°•¤▪○°•¤  《SEX SLAVES》 WITH TWO AGREEABLE PARTIES . ▪○●°•▪○●°•▪▪○●°•▪○●

?

No but. 

The main reason why slavery is so so good is because. 

I got a shop that sells slaves by the sea shore.

And it just so happens,, this week you can get 20% off.   All ( Male slaves aged 17 to 27 ) 

HOLD ON.  

☆☆☆☆☆  ( Female slaves fetch more money and  get "payed" more. ) ☆☆☆☆☆

Look I'm not sure this is fair.   

( MALE  Picking fruits for a 6 day week )     

pays on avrage /  approximately  the same asssss.

( FEMALE  2 hours  ,  maybe 3 hours max )   of what the ladies call ,  ( "just inside work" ), 

Or more commonly referred to as. 

( it was just "inside" work. Thats all it was , i promise, i love you babe  )  

so im guessing that would be like dusting and polishing and cutlery cleaning . 

 But thats ummmm,  some kind of injustice hey ?  

Women getting more then us.. 

Slavery may infact need to be regulated.

We need to look into that.  

' I've got Cactus to the left and Terry to my right '

' here i am  '

' Stuck in the middle with you '

Thanks for that hey. 

Allllll day long that stupid song been in me friggen  head. 

Hey Math-e?

( tip ) 

The title of your post. 

Don't put the word ( magical ) in it. 

As soon as you read it goes Pop

And this is like a ummm a " problem " right ?  ie.  Lke The trolly "problem" , and things like that hey? 

It looks like you wanted to make the cactus do like / perform  miricals ,

but as shown in the above line 

the word mirical is hard to use .   Ha wow , its real hard to use.

And in knowing that ( triggers the word ....   perform.   

But ummmm

 Math-e , i got it. 

 you thought about words for agesssssss.

And ages. 

And fuckin ages on this hey. ? 

And it still kept coming to 

What do you call a person that can Perform miricals ?   

The answer to this does not come easy, well its easy but it doesn't come comftable.  ,  Anddddd there are multiple answer to that .   What is a ( Mirical worker.) ?

horrible.

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So Math - one question. 

If I'm wrong ill stop. 

(  Do you feel or did you take agesssssss. , juggling the words  (magic  /  magical  / miricals / mirical whilst trying to think of others and christ knows what.  ?

(   If the answer is yes. )  

Fuckin amateur hour. 

You idiot. 

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrŕrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

If the answer is.   No

Swear at me . And say like  ,

youve spent quadruple the amout of  time on this then i have. 

And then finish it up with.  Ummm .

Your by far the biggest idiot ive seen on this site. 

Actually prety much on any site. 

I'll then instantly start melting .  

I'll give you the point, and we will move on. 

A quick  google search 

' The avrage life span of a cactus and a terry ' 

100 years

Another Google search

' The avrage life span of a magical cactus ' 

Wow i wasn't expecting that.

100 years also .

So how to disprove? 

 TIME.

Orrr 

I could ask you for proof ,  but that would be no fun. 

  ' thats right, stuck in the middle with you. '

It you don't come in for a assessment. 

You will be emitted. 

Via Government san ca ( cant spell that word) sanc

Fuck it.  You know the word. 

If allllllll this fails . 

' puts on a song  '  

It will be torture o' clock. 

Music plays in the background   ' Stuck in the middle with you ' 

Anyway I'll leave it up to you.

I am deeply sorry if ive offended ,  Magic Cactus.   ( gives salute )

I wouldn't  fuck with him. 

Music continues in the background. 

' Thats right , stuck in the middle with you  a' 

I can disprove it , however it may take some time . 

Well first things first.  (  provide help for Math - e )  

So we will reach out to math-e

Math-e?

Are you there Math ?

Hey hi mate. 

Look We need to have you math--enth come down to the office for a " eveluation " of sorts. 

Its 100% non evasive.,    We are worried is all. We care about you.

Your family cares about you.  We need to assure them that you are ok.

So come down and we will go from there.

I could elaborate butttttttt

3 weeks later. 

( your in a waiting room ) 

 Math -e 

Hi how you going mate 

 Come through this way. 

Its Questions time. 

So All the basic nonsense and then 

How are you feeling ?

What are you up to  ? 

Then bammmmmm , we will drift the line of questioning to. 

Can i ask 

How do you know this Terry guy ? 

Your answers will go a long long way to disproving you.

Why your answer will probably disprove yourself. 

Then its back to 

Question. 

Followed by questions.  

We will ask for. Terry's address and or phone number.  ( for it will be Terrys turn next. ) 

Nice easy questions,  

Then bammmmmmmmmm again. 

( trying my very very  best not to laugh in your face ) 

Have you math-e  witnessed first hand  this cactus do something like um strange or out of character for a cactus  ?

So on and so on 

Again i could elaborate.

Months  later. 

You will be sent here then back there. 

More elaboration. 

But inevitably. 

You'll spend the rest of ya days in the ental hop with a box of crowns and sheets of blank paper.  

Highly medicated 

It is here where You will produce great works of art for ya mum and dad to put straight on the fridge door

And,  well. Thats it.

 Again , I could like really elaborate  it 

But i couldn't be bothered.

Sooooo , You will provide all the proof needed to dispove yourself 

Thus getting to the bottom of it. 

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This is the way to disprove you andddddd get you the help you need. 

Otherwise it is waste of time trying to disprove something over via text message.  

Math -e , 

P.s ... i am aware  i say we. 

And i look forward to having you hang out with me at the mental hospital 

Roomie

Nice post man.

So we've learned some shit today right Zed ? 

Ahhhh yeah . 

Thats what it is all about.. 

We two will one day be omni ?

Whats the word again . 

Omnisicent nipicent.?

You know the one. 

One day Zed. 

 Ok now what was that guys name that posted that comment  again?  

Slainte. 

Anddddd  , 

INSTA -- BLOCKED. 

Fuckin cheeky prick,

And Thats the end of him. 

So,  as we here are alllllll,   Religious group aficionados. 

We know whats  going to happen next.  

(  i myself can feel it  )  

Ok I'm just gonna say it. 

 

Magical cactus,

Or. MC,   

He is gonna and wanna do a little book book hey ? 

Inny

RIGHT?

Well it just so happens thst.

The cacti's is 《《《omniscient 》》》

Thats right ( omniscient.    For thoes whom dong know. 

This pretty much means  his like  really really really  smart,   

□□□□ please keep this in mind □□□□□

That

along with a plethora of  knowledge we've attained from you idiots being in religious groups .  

I feel it is safe to say. 

 

《《《《  Magic cactus is gonna need help doing his little book  book thing isn't he ?    》》》》

GUYS ? 

Isn't he. ? 

No PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THAT. 

Look truly guys we understand.

Its all good , 

I mean.

Just because one knows all and everything . Does not. .

I repeat.  

 DOES NOT....

UNDER ANY circumstances  what so ever . 

give us,  a ummm,  right.  To  just like ,  simply assume ,

Or mealy guess that he can perhaps ,,, 

write shit down for himself.  

He will need help hey? 

Fucking wankers. 

I hear you bro. 

Also thinking a little deeper zed. 

Transformers and Transgender is a good comparison i think.

They are pretty close to  meaning " the same thing " 

Like Real close.  

Transformers being.   ( robots but in disguise )  

As are

Transgenders  ( be they girls or be they guys ) 

But thats probably a diffrent post.

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Hey you know how some peoples claim they have a good (  gaydar ? ) 

Like They can tell if a person is Gay or not  ?

Well when it comes to knowing if someones is Male or female   ,

I BELIVE I WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING BAD AT IT. 

Sooooo.  Any hints or tips for  figuring out if someone is a boy or a girl  ?

What would one look for.?        ( without being rude and  stating the obvious  ) 

My guess is (  A Adams apple )  

Ha Ha

I bet trans people noticed this  ALOT hey ? 

That being people looking  at their throat area. 

They'd know INSTANTLY  what is happening. 

Me on the other hand would be like,    staring  back and forth  slyly  at their throats,

And thinking .      I'm so fucking smart searching for a adams apple.

And

Surly  They haven't the foggiest  that i am currently trying to figure out if they are male or female  by looking at their  throats

Buttttttt  again. 

They would have seen behavior like this  allllll  before. 

A dozen times over.    THEY WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING.. 

Hey Remember that documentary. 

( Shocking Asia )

or

( Shocking Africa )

And They perfom a  ( cut and tuck operation ) 

I knew from that day on that , having ya cock removed does not look like fun ar alll. 

No but. 

I suspect that that documentary slowed and  brought to a crawl a  HEAP   of this thing that  one calls the. 

 "Transgender movment?"   

I Bet all you lot have seen that documentary  hey ?

Or at least heard about it. 

It was probably the first time seeing a dead person also. 

It was pretty gruesome hey ? 

 

On like a really really  hot day i often think ,     

How good would it be right now to be wearing a mini skirt.

Thats Funny as badge.  

And So insightful.  

Transgender movment. 

Whats the first thing you think about when you hear. 

Transgender movment ?

Exactly.  

Sooooooooo   Back to post #239 we go.