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@badger
These other guys are in a serious deep and meaningful conversation about issues surrounding Transgender.
Fuck8ng wankers.
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False fallacy he say.
Seriously guys ?
I mean , Grow up.
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I remember it like yestetday.
That very first time you tucked your dick between your legs to create the vagina effect.
So so funny hey ?
And Remember how you thought you were like , really really good at it ?
Me 2 .
Me 2.
Was this ( pre-silence of the lambs ? )
Yep.
And you've also done it after ( silence of the lambs ) and added the words hey ?
Thats a big ( 10 - 4 ) Ten four.
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Ok Moving right along.
Tips and tricks for tucking and taping dicks ?
Anyone?
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Anyone here ever meet a hot chick named Russell ?
Now I could be wrong butttttt.
I suspect.
Transgender folks might be the most common " type " of peoples that have their names changed.
Wouldn't that be odd ?
Being born the so called " wrong sex "
anddddddd
Getting given the so called " wrong name"
Poor things.
I mean poor ummm.
No fuck it .
Things it is.
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@zedvictor4
Ya out of tune pal.
Score not registered. ..
Your the smartest chap here and it feels like you dont know the tune that goes with .
Transformers, robots in disguise.
Just that part.
For example.
Transgenders . Girls dressed up like guys.
Look im just gonna move on.
Transgender, men in suspenders he says
WTF
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@zedvictor4
Let me now test your transphobic levels..
Sing.
( Transformers. Robots in disguise. )
Now in that same tune.
( Transgender. _______ _____ _____ ____ ) 《 please fill in the blanks.
Use as many words as ya want.
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I'll get back to you with ya score.
Good luck.
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When you see the word Transgender, and start thinking about it.
It doesn't take long before ya thinking about that awsome car out of smokey and the bandit.
Ah yeah. love it.
Soooooo , Its safe to say . I ain't transphobic.
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Women sit down to pee.
What would be interesting is the stats on these people with this gender dysphoria thing .
How many blokes that " identify " as a woman sit down and piss.
I have a feeling none of them do.
Thus making them a fucking joke.
If you "feel" like a women.
You would go to do a piss and you would sit down and grab some toilet paper in advance to wipe yourself.
Anddd.
When your just about to wipe you would be like, oh thats right , i don't need to wipe down there, and just chuck the clean toilet paper in the toilet.
And you'd do this EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.
Oh, Actually you might not.
But it would be a interesting stat.
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@zedvictor4
As soon as i wrote it i thought about Magic Johnson.
I was firstly going to ask if the cacti's name was magic cactus.
Hey Trade seems to be attacking atheism.
Atheists are not peoples that dont belive in magic cacti's.
For They are called ( __________________ )
Actually I forget what they call them now.
What do they call them again Zed ?
Sooooo
What ever they call them would not be interchangeable in his above post with the word ( atheist )
If it was, atheist would mean, peoples that dont believe in a bunch of certain shit.
I suspect theists must think atheists don't belive in ANYTHING outside of the so called " provable "
I do like the sound of , cactusisum and Cactusariums
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So are you trying to say.
It would only take like. ( 1 miracle)
To become a ,
What did he call them again ?
' scrolls up '
A TRUE christian ?
Uno miracle.
Pull ya head in this ain't no cattle train.
1 mirical.
Surly it would take more the One mere mirical to become a " TRUE christian "
I'm thinking like atleast 4 miricals would be needed.
At the very least.
Maths aint your stongest subject is it Hen ?
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If someone chucks a hand granade anywhere near you and others , you have to jump on top of it.
Taking all the grunt and saving others.
Thats like ummm, a good kind of Suicide.
Moral suicide.
Also Imagine two "moral" people jumping on it when one would of been enough.
Surly a god Would be ok with you killing yourself for the sake of others.
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@Best.Korea
5 people being killed by a out of control trolley makes for a wayyyyy better vid then one.
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A trolley is heading towards five people, if you pull a leaver it changes tracks and only kills one person. .
What should one do. ?
Back in the day, ( the trolly problem ) answer was ALWAYS ,
Pull the lever and kill one person instead of five.
Now if asked.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO ?
The correct response is.
Quickly Get ya mobile phone out and record that shit.
Then maybe Post it on youtube and get like a million veiws.
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@zedvictor4
Rooking ? Never have i ever heard of that.
We also need to find a more ( gen nut mutha fukin werd ) for ( Drag queens )
Hey the king chess piece has a cross on the top .
This ain't religious.
One black king and one white king ,
So thats, ( Two kings )
Still nothing religious.
Three kings on the other hand,
totally fucking religious.
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New gender nute Poker rules.
If one player has , A pair of queens.
And the other. A pair of kings.
Thats a split pot.
Gender nute matresses
A queen sizr bed and a king size bed are now the same .
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With alllllll these Gender issues of late.
And for equality sake.
The King should be able to move like the queen in chess.
Orrrrrrrr.
The king can be queen and the queen can be king whenever it is best suited.
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Oh crap.
Did i just type that out loud ?
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@zedvictor4
Good game.
Very well played zed.
I can't think of a comeback for that one.
I should of called them Rooks hey.
But i call em castles.
It's Castles and horsies / horses got it.
The Funny thing is Zed ,
Your msg come through when i was looking at porn. 100 % true.
So if you don't mind. Ya rude cunt.
( Step sister ) is my current category fave.
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@Lemming
I bet you played chess for Atlest two years without castling.
Anddddddd .
When you added it to your game , for another two years, you had to keep on asking.
( how does it go again? ) if i did it this way? or that way ?
Anddddddd.
I bet now you very rarely castle.
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It looks real fucking difficult like knowing when to say just.
( jesus )
Orrrrrrrrrr.
( jesus as god )
I've been told i shan't and can't go through the bible and cross out the 500 or so mentions of ( jesus ) and simply replace the word with ( God )
Nooooooooooooo, it doesn't work like that.
It feels safe to say that .
○●□■○●□■ Jesus andddd jesus as god are EXACTLY the same but only diffrent. ○●□■○●□■
Picture how thin the line is between being ( bible illiterate ) ( bible literate )
Its a single fucking word thin.
And thats a multiple of a single word thin.
No but.
One couldn't even guess what it is a Christian might get their god to tell them next.
Ya wanna keep a eye on em hey ?
Hey Imagine if christians were allowed to own guns.
Actually, do ya think God would be ok with peoples having guns ?
Fuck no.
Who's up for another game of, "Scriptures" ?
Arrr scriptures.
A game the whole family can play.
Good game.
Good game.
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You could be right.
But I'm not sure jesus was the greatest man to have walked on earth.
There are some factors involved with that statement.
Buttttttttttt.
As a show of good faith. I will except.
Jesus was the greatest to have walked on water.
On earth.
I mean , on earth but the water part.
Jesus was the greatest water walker is what im saying.
Oh And id like to add.
( Thus far )
But I'm not sure jesus was the greatest man to have walked on earth.
There are some factors involved with that statement.
Buttttttttttt.
As a show of good faith. I will except.
Jesus was the greatest to have walked on water.
On earth.
I mean , on earth but the water part.
Jesus was the greatest water walker is what im saying.
Oh And id like to add.
( Thus far )
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@FLRW
I would of also excepted,
Kick her in the cunt.
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Giving up ya kidney .
And a jail sentence.
Fuck that .
No one seen shit
This analogy has now turned into
A HIT N RUN.
Wich is a analogy for rooting a chick you meet in the streets and never seeing them again.
Aka ( stray dog sex )
This opens the " unknown " and sometimes, only sometimes.
What you don't know won't hurt you works.
Please remember.
Its only illegal if you get caught.
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There would be a massive bunch of christians that when they find themselves surrounded by new faces, they pretend that they haven't been baptized and or born again.
But in fact they have been born again.
So again they get born.
again.
Over and over.
1 being born again.
+
1 being born again.
=
1 being born again.
Imagine being up in front of 50 or so people getting all anointed and shit.
Its so fucking religious right? . ( one would imagine )
It would make you scream ( halleja. ) You know the word I'm trying to spell
Or
Praise the Lord.
A Quadruple born again againers would be the most common christians.
You guys might even say to yourselves that the last time you got baptized they didn't do it properly.
And the first time you were way to young. ( you come up with so you can get B A.
Soooooo. Its like you still have been born again yet.
Then born yet again.
Oh I'm confused now.
But try telling me ya can't picture this.
EVERYTIME A CHRISTIAN FINDS A NEW FOLLOWING, I BET THEY PRETEND TO NOT KNOW VERY MUCH ABOUT GOD.
But in reality, Evey christian knows heaps about god.
Shhhhhhh.
Pretendies
wouldn't they?
They so fucking would right ?
Wankers.
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Dunking kids in water aint half as bad as Dashing kids against rocks.
God does both.
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Hey who else here is saving there ,
○●○●○●○●●( ADMIT 1 ) ( BEING BORN AGAIN*^ ) ○●●●●○○○●○● BBA
* NON TRANSFERABLE.
^ Does not automatically play upon death.
In my last 5 mins of my life i am going to spend like 30 to 40 seconds to join a few thousand christian groups.
And do a real quick being born again dunk.
I'll give a quick praise to allah
Ill except the lord JC as my saviour is it?
Ima Cover a multitude of bases in under a minute
And im going to flat out lie and tell god of course i believed in him.
As i think god isn't OMNI ANYTHING.
So Until using ones,,,, Admit 1 ■■■■BORN AGAIN■■■■ .
Please feel free to eat kids.
I wouldn't think you would want to Spend any longer then 1 min of your life doing god shit.
Or shit for god.
Night...
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@Stephen
Ok what I'm gonna have ya do Hen issss.
Dont mention tradesecret in ya next ten posts.
Andddddd.
Dont be so friendly with this fucking goose.
His Your complete opposite.
If i find out you two are (PM)ing each other and being real fucking amicable like.
Fwwwwwwww.
No more said .
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Infant baptism.
Picture what it would feel like getting caught smack fucking bang in the middle of baptizing a kid.
All of a sudden a door swings open and they see you baptizing.
Well you were doing something freaky with the little kid.
Hahaha.
I keep thinking OP Is asking
Is it wrong to baptize kids ?
Baptizing is splashing a kid with water or a quick dunk right.
Oh and whilst doing the dunking of the kiddies , you have to be speaking some completely irrelevant shit.
Soooooo
The OP is really asking.
Is it ok to quickly dunk a kids head under the water ?
Thats alllllll thats happening here.
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@zedvictor4
Hey ZED.
Happy times man , to you and your fam.
' punches chest ' Respect.
Ok A Serious question.
As much as I'd like to say that , finding out thats santa and the easter bunny ain't real didn't or doesn't effect me not believing in god.
I think it does .
I mean .
I think it did.
What do you reckon ?
Good day
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A priest child bathing service probably won't work.
But
To an untrained eye .
Bathing a kid and baptizing a kid CAN look identical.
Hey There has to be name for a person that baptizes young kids isn't there?
What about a hairdresser gromming young kids.
Ok I'll stop now.
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If Baptizing a kid at a certain "young" age is wrong
Teaching a kid to swim is good but right? Younger the better.
May I suggest these two activities could be combined of sorts
Like
A Priest swimming instructor teaching kids how to swim with a sneaky baptism.
Or baptizing kids by teaching them to swim.
One could even use it as an excuse.,
For example.
If you get caught baptizing kids at a young age, ( like most of us have right )
you can say you were teaching them to swim.
Thats Evil to a nice gesture in an instant.
Butttttt swimming is using the body unnaturally thus bringing other verses of the bible into play.
God is ok with you nits swimming isn't he?
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The answer to. Why is good friday called good friday may add some insight into.
Is god of the bible " good " or " wicked "
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Palm sunday is my fave.
Orrrr
Bring a palm leaf to church day.
When god sees a bunch of his followers with palm prongs he knows / he becomes aware of what the humans call " time " .
After seeing it he knows the following friday is the day the humans call " good Friday "
And he knows the humans also consider this time Easter.
Sooooooooo.
God knows that from one palm sunday to the next palm sunday is a time period the humans call a year.
He also thinks we are bat shit crazy bringing palm leafs to church.
But its the only way god knows the exact day of a human "year"
God also knows a time period of 1 week.
God hears an increase in the volume of songs sung to him, this being a Sunday.
Then he hears this same increase in volume of songs sung to him the next sunday.
This is a constant. Soooooo god knows that this day of louder then normal singing is Sunday.
Pay day.
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@zedvictor4
Every had your chocolate egg day ruined by receiving one of them HARD AS FUCK shitty marzipan candy eggs ?
I know you have.
Zed click on the post thumb up thing to confirm.
It will be funny if you do.
The devil made them horrible eggs.
Oh and if you like them candy eggs zed .
Don't you ever dare speak to me again.
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The first bible should of been on a usb stick.
Butttttt
It looks like god ummmmm, " did " the bible without taking the events of the year 2247 into consideration.
If so thats like amateur hour.
One thing is for certain.
Writing the bible in the script format was and is fucking brilliant hey ?
I've never heard a Christian say , god could do another holy book any day maybe.
Its not even thrown around in discussion between em.
Its " almost " like they know he won't.
But he's done a book before, yet not a fucking mention.
If i was a christian, like a real real christian , I'd be sitting here totally gobsmacked and real real HAPPY about god doing this amazing book for us.
Totally Blown the fuck away
Anddddd
I'd use it as 100% proof for gods existence.
If some atheist told me that it ain't proof I'd tell them straight up that i hope they die in a grease fire.
I wouldn't waver a inch.
But ummmmm.
It does look hard for the christians to be able to believe god did that book for them.
With only 28 mins of good friday left , i don't want to speak hateful to the christians.
Just kidding, i don't much care for em.
' insert mel gibsons speach '
Them and there backstabing ways.
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Hey God seen me not eat meat today for him hey?
He so would of.
He kept looking at me checking if i was.
But ummmmm yeah , the whole day meat free.
Thanks guys.
Thank you.
That's points right there hey ?
That along with my Hot cross bun consumption points sees me in heaven for sure.
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Luckily he wasn't rescued.
Picture him telling any would be rescues to go away.
3 days from death to resurrection.
Who are they trying to kid ?
Everyone knows it takes a minimum of 5 days.
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Oh so your talking about " Amateur " blessings.
You should all be trying to rise in the ranks.
God likes the pope more than others then bishops is it ?
Or cardinals.
Alllllllllllllllllllll the way to ya basic person that calls themselves a Christian.
What i am saying is.
The Pope can bless stuff the best right.
He can bless kids with his touch.
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You can picture a person of a church, a true believer would of been first to have the waters " tested "
Scientists would of just went with his/ her findings.
It would of definitely been a " before and after " experiment.
I believe people might every now and again get toxicology reports on holy waters.
With new Technology.
Orrrrrrrrr
Blessings contain no trace elements.
And thats fair enough, you wouldn't think they would.
If we "ask" the bible , can we be baptized in "norm" water, the bible would "say" NO.
Thats Johns department.
But i bet Being Baptizing with straight tap water would feel like being baptized in fully blessed holy waters.
Anddddddddddd the outcomes would be identical.
No but it comes down to this.
If these blessings of the waters " ceramony " took like 1 hour to perform.
Some priests might cut corners.
Not calling all priests "corner cutters" . I mean thats the last thing they'd want to be falsely accused of.
But they might.
I suspect Every second person in heaven probably thinks they were baptized.
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The more one sneezes infront of others, the more blessed they are.
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A priest of at least 3 years has the ability to turn waters into holy water.
I suspect a priest went to the beach one day.
Or in a car over a bridge, just blessing the waters.
If i had the ability to make norm water into holy water , i would be blessing allllllll the waters.
I'd be baptizing everyone at the beach.
Like it or not. Secret baptisms all round.
Hey do you reckon someone has run tests on holy water ? Haha.
The outcome of these tests.
To have a wild guess. I'd say Holy water and normal water would be the same.
It's just a guess.
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I'm thinking about painting God Yellow.
(( WHY yellow YOU ASK ? ))
Well Thats none of your business is it
His my god and I'll paint him any color i like.
God today is the exact same one that was doing that vile shit alllll that time ago.
Why dont he do stuff like that anymore?
Jail.
Its almost like.
Gods scared of you guys going to jail.
SOFT AS
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God was going through his " testing stage " ,
like setting up family fight to the death bouts
And
The ever popular, Kiddy dashing .
God changed but hey?
He seemed to change with these laws we humans made up.
Like
He stop getting guys to go door to door killing others pretty much exactly the same time we the humans made it " against the " law " if you will,
to NOT go door to door killing whom ya thought needed killing.
It is crazy how god had to curve and calm down his behavior to what appears like , to fit in with the " law " things that the humans made up.
What i am tring to say is .
Its obvious
His our bitch now.
Remember.
We the humans tell God what to tell us. .
Always have always will.
Alllll the popular gods appear to be going soft.
Allah for example, puts little effot into wreaking havoc these days .
( i shouldn't say that actually )
Each day gods get less and less staunch.
It appears they are greatly restricted by them law things we made up .
Right?
Thats crazy .
And weak as piss.
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@BrotherD.Thomas
Alarm triggers. Oh fuck no please dont be me.
Please dont be me
Brother . Hi there .
Real sorry about this.
The fucking cats been lying on my keyboard again.
Sorry about that big fella.
I agree with what you said .
' slowly takes one big step back '
Genisus 2: 16 and a third.
Yep ...
Right you are.
' takes another larger step back '
So embarrassed
Cat will not be doing that again.,
' quickly shuffles away '
P.s . Happy April fools day.
Fucker
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@Stephen
Soooo
The crime of all crimes .
The sin of all sins
Isnt something one would class as an " immoral " in any way shape or form. Act.
One might even argue its good for the populace.
Thats. Getting kids to eat a apple.
To sum it up.
The crime of all crimes and the sin of all sins is also, or can be considered , ( a moral act. )
Eating apple's is not a " Wicked " act.
However.
Eating shit that god said not to.
thats a instant start alllll over again.
God made a figgen apple evil.
a apple is not evil , wicked in any way ,
buttttt god made it wicked.
It reminds me of a story about a poison apple.
And a lady in a black dress with a hook noes with a wart on it. Tried tricking someone.
A WICKED WITCH.
Im starting to think Apples are fucking evil.
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I repeat.
Theists Ain't entertaining.
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Make a .
I believe in god post . Then go.
Then go like .
Haaaaaa.
April fools fucker.
I do not in fact believe in the god thing.
Burn . Not for entirety, just
Burn.
Then they would all be like bammmmmmmm you got us.
And I'd be. Yep.
I may even, from a hight , actully drop the microphone.
You know what i mean .
Drop the mic.
Today being APRIL FOOLS , id like the theists to know .
Well To know that they are somewhat entertaining .
Im beginning to think that god put you guys hear for ummm.
My amusing .... thats not the word .
To laugh at . Under breath.
Im under the impression that no one has yet said someting wrong here in religion forum.
Like.
I can speak absolute bat shit crazy nonsense anddddddd. You'll have to add to the little game of thoughtie thoughts.
We play.
Mmmmmm paganism.
Shit did i just type that out loud?
Thats been ( terrets turets terrets is that the word .
Every so often i feel it necessary to say loudly .
Mmmm paganism.
APRIL FOOLS DAY SHOULD OF ALLINGNED WITH THE VERY DAY JESUS RESERECTED.
I MEAN .
WAS RESERECTED.
THE DAY HE WALKED THROUGH STONE.
HIS COMEING BACK TO LIFE DAY.
NO.
HIS COME BACK .
FROM AFTER HIS DEATH.
You know like, like when he died then came back.
From the diying .
He wouldn't be dead from dying anymore .
His fully alive again. After his death
Then bring it home with
Ha April fools , theists aint entertaining.
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We can eat a bunch of the animals god made,,,
no prob ,,
BUT DO NOT under any circumstances EAT THE FRIGGEN APPLES.
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