Deb-8-a-bull

I feel that today should hold some pretty important significance to christians and other theists alike.  

April fools day. 

Or is that for pollys group again. ?

Jesus did april fools didn't he. 

What does the bible teach us about April Fools day?

 HCB on AFD 

Hehehe 

I like the first one is nice. 

Good post. 

And the freud slip nice. 

But yeah .

Atheists must not eat meat on good friday. 

They just don't. 

 ya know what the main cause for that is 

MORALS.

Thats 100% pure atheist moral right there. 

But it doesn't help know one. 

Welll im gonna pretend it does help all.

Truth be told . 

I wouldn't think jesus would be happy with not being able to profit from the sale of every bun with a cross on it. 

Your a Funny fella zed .  

BF =  Before fishes and  WF =  with fishes 

Nice post. 

Make up a joke now about.

There must be like a small  poor selection of  fish are found around Wales 

And  then add ,  and Thats how i krill.

I dont want to spend time on that

Soooooo

Can you make up a joke about yourself for me zed IS what im asking you.

Thanks Pal.

Zedvictor 4.

Four is good . 

Thats one hole tub of butter.  

Mrs Zed will be picking up fish for good friday also?

A bun in the hand is worth a flaming bush. 

Or something like that. 

A bun in the oven is worth ,,,,, stop stop.

No but. 

Do you De-cross em. 

I peel mine off , just in case. 

A bit like how i ONLY walk backwards into the doorways of churches. 

6 hot cross buns.

I guessing you get yours for the same price everyone else does. 

Thats being Approximately ,Ohhhh. 

One a penny. 

Maybe 

Two a penny .  

And Thats not bad for . 

HOT.

CROSS.

BUNS.

Oh and i am not going to eat meat on good friday. 

Re fucking spect right there zed. 

' give hand symbols ' 

All i do is ...... 

I squat down.

I place my head between my knees. 

Then i simply tilt and fall towards.  

I fall towards.  

Well thats how i roll.

Great weekend mate. 

Im not going to say jesus gave us christmas on the 25th. 

What about black friday ? 

Did he give us that or was that one of pollys mobs ? 

All  inamadment. (  you know that word zed )  objects.  

But HC muther fucking buns are a something Zed. 

They are sumfing. Oh they are sumfing. 

I would of save jesus from his death back then. Thus wreaking the whole sin thing andddd HC fuck buns.  

There is nothing more religious. 

Welll apart from what i mentioned the other day , 

Thats like a hot cross buns with a layer of christ body fkavored waffers on the bitch. 

Thats like. .  You can call it a  ( ' Go directly to Heaven  @  do not pass judgment berger. )

I mean bun. 

With a cross on it. 

 

I've eaten the 100 required to enter into heaven . 

Thanks zed. 

Thank you. 

You'd be up over 100 buns Zed.

Congratulations.   

(  my bacon consumption and foreskin may rules me out  of some religions butttttt) 

My hot cross bun consumption has gaining in others. 

Let us now thank the jesus guy. 

4 he died for you,  and he died for me for HCB. 

He was put to good use.  

I like mine with Triple Butter. 

 

Atheists don't have one bad moral in them.

What does. 

36 bad morals + 12 good morals  = ?

And

No morals + No morals  =  ?

And can i get a price check on.  

Whats the Diff between Bad morals and No morals ?  

If one has no morals, can they be bad ?

Yous are the guys with morals ( amd i bet they are alllllllll bad. But ya got ya moral s 

Wankers.

Arrrrrrrrrr

I getting real fucking annoyed now hey. 

' deep breaths ' 

A bro d thing

And the next theist to feel my wrath will be

The punishment for being" tricked "  into a false religious group isssssssssssss. 

Eternity in a slow cooker. 

Seems fair right? 

You guys being good with " morals " should have some insight if you will into. 

A punishment system. 

Laws have punishments, 

Morals do not.  ( i need to think about that ) 

Now I'm not saying morals have anything to do with laws. Thats a completely different  post in a diffrent forum. 

 

Buttttttt. 

God has a punishment " system "  of sorts. 

And well ,

On a scale of    Fair and Just. 

It ain't either,   

Again another post 

If i ask for a an example of god showing you guys what morals are , will they simply answer with 7 or 8 of the 10 comms.

Actually they would be all through the scriptures hey ?

Ok forget all about that . 

But this is the question 

Having "bad"" morals"  doesn't have a punishment does it ? 

If you answer . No. 

I got the bestest argument.  

But they'll  answer with.

No but yes but 

And 

Laws AND PUNISHMENT are diffrent. 

Bringing us to.

PUNISHMENT 

God punishes.  

But what does he punish us for. ?

Fuk they answer.  sins. 

So youve got morals good and bad 

And you've got sin.  Bad 

Whats the opp of sin ? 

And can i get the difference between  a sin and  " bad " or non "morals" or are they the same. ?

This is a shit storm. 

Pass

If you say i aint got morals 

Being a athiest means I'm completely  sin free. 

We are trying to translate.

FEAR.

WICKED 

GOOD.

And get this. 

Its Not

Fear. 

Good. 

Wicked .

Of / from the dictionary. 

Its OTB. 

Thats OF the friggen bible.  

And Long and short ..  Its not look8ng 

Buttttttttt.

Every theist is a FUCKING PRO at script trans

 

To sum it up

Here we have folks whom can't tell ya straight up what " WICKED " " good " and fear means 

Buttttttttt

They have the hide to think they know a A WHOLE SCRIPTURE. 

Sometimes a scripture has like 20 , 30,  100 words in it. 

And thats 20, 30 ,100 words OTB. 

Its now the,  GAME of scriptures.  

Well you know what i mean.

IF YA CAN'T BE CONFIDENT ( and somewhat straight forward  )   WITH THE MEANING OF ONE WORD.  

YOU SHOULDN'T  GO RATTLING OF MEANINGS FOR 30 WORDS.

Well i wouldn't.  

God. 

He can do things not in the bible 

Thats mind-boggling.

Thats piss funny. 

It's  

Well

WOW. 

Oh and did i happen to mention....... 

I know the most about God.    "Outside the bible"    OTB  

Don't ask me how.  

Whats more knowing.

I mean , whats more important.  

Knowing The bible god.

Orrrrrrrrrr.

Knowing the bible god  " outside " the bible. 

Actually 

Whats one thing gods done OTB. ? 

Haha.

Thats question is hard to answer BUTTTTTT. 

 Anything you say woukd be 100% CORRECT.    ANYTHING.   

Some ( God outside the bible facts. ) 

His obsessed with pufins and spends hours watching them 

He likes cheese. 

Sometimes he wears shorts. 

And so on.        I got 10,000 other ,       god OTB facts. 

He considers it a sin to use stickytape. 

You are not allowed to paint your face.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT HIM OVER THE INTERWEBS.  HE FUCKING HATES IT. 

I like to heat mine up a bit first.

Then a layer of butter. 

I then give it a second. 

Then another  layer of butter. 

If the cross comes off easy , I de-cross.  To make em safe. 

Phanks  jesus. 

If you consume enough HCB's you go straight to heaven.   

Im not sure on the number but. 

I seen ones with pink crosses today,  first time ever. 

They kind of looked gross. 

The bible never mentions hot cross buns. 

I'd say if speaking in tongues is like something godly 

Typing in tounges would be much MOREEEEEEE GODLYYYYY.

remember,   you seen it here first.

NERZBUTsssssZANKINFOW DINKLETHOSss BARKOWLAPSMINTssssSHALLIOP.

' catches breath '  

QUERMHSsssUILYs  THOPERTISK,

' out of breath '

Thats it . 

I now need to rest.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Ive just realized.  

I could probably sell holy water.

Let me think for a second. 

I got buckets 

I'll probably need bottles.

How would i transport this .

Ive a infinite supply of holy water

Its just 

Well its getting it out there. 

Yeah i can do it. 

Im gonna sell holy water. 

The first complaint will be . 'That ain't holy water' 

To wich I'll answer.  yes it is . And its one of the purist and best ever . 

HOLY WATER get yours now.

Currently looking for the recommend avrage anuual intake of Holy water. 

What ever it is i am sure we don't get enough ..  

Pm me

God practicality made us out of water.

I mean clay 

Wink wink.

Classic case of : 

EVERY SINGLE THEIST IS IN

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆  THE TOP 100 AT SCRIPTURE TRANSLATING OF ALL TIME ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

ah scripture 

You wouldn't have ya god speak anything but.

Very well played 

Very well played indeed.  

Let us now take 5 seconds to think about Frank that day saying.

'Ill tell you what we should do guys.  

We'll write it in a scripture like format. 

Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What a fucking mind. 

And it was decided,  from this day forth when inventing gods they would "speak" ummmmm oddly.

They will be nor here nor be nor there. 

 

WANKERS

PS.   Im probably the best ever scripture translator thats ever been . 

Thats all .  I do it semi illiterately hehehe. Thats beyond  tongue.

Hey Do you speak tongue in ya head.

The paper that the bible is written on is FARRRRR more useful in ENDLESS SITUATIONS,   then the content.

Anddddd

i think i can prove it. 

Firstly

Has Anyone got one situation when a bible might be needed yet. ? 

The only one i can think of is . 

( Someone wants to borrow it from you. )  sooo , ye bible is needed. 

You can already see / feel  that bits of paper ard more useful then a holy book. 

Now think of a situations that might be aided by a piece of  paper

I could  rattle of 30 i reckon 

But no rattling off reasons why you might  need a holy book.

What would you use a bible to answer ?  

These pack of 20 people. .

Tell me the scenario.  

Ya don't want the wisest person leading a pack.

Ya don't want the strongest person leading the way. 

Ya  dont want the eldest. 

Or the best food supplier

A Shelter provider. 

Buttttttt.

You want A MAN that knows his way around a bible. ?

That sounds handy. 

Id say a minstrel would be more helpful in a group of 20 then a bible man. 

A google searcher would be more " powerfull "  then a bible  book knower.  

A google searcher is a knower of 20 plus holy books.  

Ha, Ha,

I said a bible book knower.

Ha. 

A hot looking chick would be better in this pack of 20 

Then a bible teacher. 

The bible teacher would be the only person whom will ask for extras for his services 

he is going to need cash and or supplies for his teachings,  before a single page is taught.

It is a interesting scenario to ask .

Buttt

A group of 20 in any situa  wouldn't require,   {  A bloke that knows  A holy book back to front }

Sooooo ask them.

What kind of situation in this day in age , would require or be best solved with this  "next level  knowledge "  of the holy bible . ?

Try picturing one christian " needing "  a bible REAL REAL QUICKLY. 

because he or she has ran into a situation of sorts .

What situation might require a bible. ? 

 

The OP asks .

How to read a bible.?

After some close inspection of others reading holy books 

It appears that , to read the jewish  and  Muslim books , ,

One must rock back and forth,  

It is odd to say the least.

After years of study im no closer to finding out why 

Im guessing this rocking  B and F creates an electrical current strong enough for the book to run smoothly. 

Who thinks the quran  could read lying down in bed  ? 

The jury's out . 

I find this difficult doing .

I cant read at the best of times and dyslex. 

So rocking back and forth makes READING A BOOK MORE"  POWERFUL". / MEANINGFUL 

BAMMMMMMMMMMNM. 

So the B and F rocking.  is like , so you know you a reading a pretty darn special book.  

Very well played.

Picture reading neo-geo's and Dolly Doctor.  rocking back and forth. 

WANKERS. 

What about reading the quran in one of the old school shoping mall rides that go back and forth.

Like a rocket ship .  Zooooommmmmm

I ve just got around it hey. 

Thanks. 

Thank you.

I Outwited allah . 

 

One might assume that. 

People that believe the bible is only half true are  half as dumb as people that believe its all true. 

Did i say thst right ? 

You know what im assuming. 

Its just an assump. 

This is wrong but .

HOW MUCH OF THE BIBLE DO YOU ( think ) you may FIND UMMMMM, " aggreable " ? 

Now you say .

' Aggreable how ?' 

Then i tell you to go fuck yourself.  

I'd guess its 34.5 % truth, i mean real . Well agreeable ( totaly diff things ) 

28% sounds better. 

WTF does that even mean . How much of the bible is true ? 

Pass

300 worshippers 

$10 per service. 

=   3k 

Or $20 per service 

=  6k 

Minus.  

$35 fruit cup cordial. 

$30 tea and coffee. 

$15 for biscuits.  

$63 for2 liters of holy water 

$22 toilet paper 

It is starting to add up. 

I'll tell you what you don't want to be doing. 

Thats 

Preaching ya bible  teachings for only a little bit of cash.

God choose you to be paid for preachin his teachings  

Lets see what i can do for you.  

With 300 member 

What if i told you i  could probably raise your profit margins quite  (expen ench alh)  quite A fair bit.

At least $873 a week for starters. 

I can also get great deals on 100% pure holy water. 

If its holy water you want . I am the man. 

Anyway.

HAVE a think about it .  

 

Unfortunately pal.  

I'm gonna need your.  Credit Card Details. 

Especially the 3 digits on the back of your card . 

Send me a pic of it and ill help me out. 

'Snickers ' 

' i fucking got him here ,,  watch this '

Im so happy. 

I cant get him to join a religious group.

He didn't fall for the old ,  cup of  Cool-aid. 

mmm  To smart is he this one 

He doesn't except emails for unknowns 

 

But ive caught him here im sure of it.

Watch him send me his cred details.  

Zed. 

Hey mate

You want this prize package right. ? 

Send a pic of the front of your card and ' chuckles ' the back of your card. 

How Nice is this weather we are having today hey? 

' hold '

' give it time ' 

' hold ' 

Zed 

Just send it when you find the time . Its all good 

I might even throw ' chuckle ' ' chuckle ' in some more free jesus stuff. 

So ummmm  

' kicks dirt ' 

Alrighty then.  

Good day. 

' crouches behind a cactus and waits ' 

They all lived happily ever after.

The end . 

Then they died. 

But continued living happily ever after.

..............CONGRATULATIONS. ..............

A signed copy is coming your way. ( not sure who will sign it but ) 

Along with a crucifix necklace made from pure fools gold.  

Why ? 

Because nothing says ya love god more then a cross necklace thats why......

Also...  ONE dozen FRESH hot cross buns.  

Please note. 

Because christians are not very good with numbers , dates,  and times 

A " Christian " dozen  = 9 and sometimes 10 or 8. 

So Get the butter out of the fridge. 

▪○°•▪°○•▪°○•▪°○•▪°○•▪°○▪°○•°                     HOT  CROSS BUNS.               ▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•▪○°•

This is a benefit enjoyed by all. 

But the point goes to □□□□□□□ THE CHRISTIANS □°□□□□□□□

If that jesus bloke didn't die on a cross ,

We wouldn't have HOT CROSS BUNS FULL STOP 

And well

I don't  even want to think of a world without HOT CROSS BUNS in it. 

I'd like to now take 5 seconds of silence in remembrance of the jesus . 

And what he went through to bring us these BUNS. 

( This is the only actual thing i can see weve  gained from jesus dying ) 

So umm yeah.  Whos the man. 

He died like a fucking champ for them BUNS .

Five seconds .

5

And a 4

And a 3.

2

And a 1. 

Respect.

And to the Christians,  we thank you....... 

To clarify .

The atheists dont have no special  sticky buns or sweets of any kind.

Losers. 

Oh no.

Hang on a sec. 

'Quickly checks in the book of atheism ' 

Are atheists allowed to eat hot cross buns .

Searching. Searching. 

Yes . 

Atheists can in fact eat HCB

Ok All good. 

To jesus. ..

                  I            ☆☆☆☆☆☆               DOUBLE DARE.                ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆                      someone 

Some one say how being a Christian is better for a pedophile .

Actually,  word it like this.

If fuckin kids is your thing , it would be benif  benifish benifi ( you know that word ) 

The christians are the guys to you know , benifit from that. 

Somthing like that. 

Ill respect ya .

Its a  double dare. 

Atheists have to do a DD put before them 

It says so in the this here book of the that there atheism thing.. page 63

DO IT.

Do it...

Some " christians " fast. 

The levels of fasting in religious groups is tame to say the least. 

Soooooo . 

Powwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thats a benifit right there for the christian groups whom partake in the  fasting . 

We've had our mad scientists check the good and bad of this small amount of " fasting "   and it only shows good.

Butttt it's  not like atheists can't fast. 

But i wont take it away from you. 

' sneaks a peak at the book of atheism to just check that ' 

Can atheists fast ? 

Fewwww,  yes .

Yes atheists can fast. 

I got scared for a second then. 

But ummm. To clarify

Me and The atheists don't " jointly " fast. 

Fools  right ? 

I mean.

Who doesn't jointly fast ?

It goes to show

Sometime being a fuckin idiot pays off.

 

Firstly. 

I see you said ( Atheism )  you fucking sly dog. 

You would of never said Christianity.  

It is christian and athiest

Or

Christianity and atheism 

Butttttttt

Being a atheist means you dont believe in god 

Soooo.

There is NO  benifit in being a atheist.   

You either believe in god  or not believe in god . 

Everything outside of this is ALLOWED  to be debated. 

There is only one benifit to being a Christian, and boy is it a big one.

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ (  GROUP SINGING. )  ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

As a atheist i get 1 or 2 happy birthday songs and maybe 2 group singings of the national anthem a year . 

I believe this is wayyyyy below the recommended group singing anuual intake.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆  KIDS BE WARNED.  ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

NOT BELIEVING IN GOD MEANS YOU WILL LIVE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITH VERY LITTLE TO NO GROUP SINGING. 

If i knew this back then.  

I might of choose to stay on. 

To clarify. 

The atheists never meet up and sing songs together.  

How fucking odd ball is that right? 

Never sung a single song with each other. 

Soooooooo.

( I suspect ) that when we die , our group singing abilities may have something to do with entering heaven..

Random sugg # 1.     Because your a fat dickhead and no one has ever really liked you. 

Random sugg #2.   Because these people dont understand.

Random  sugg # 3 .  Because of certain passages or two in the book. 

Then a question arises.  

So do you not belive the parts of the bible that " allude " to having to believe the whole thing ? 

If so then i find that a little bit strange. 

I reckon All These parts you don't belive in will point to something. 

Hang on. 

I think i get what is happening here

And this next question will probably answer it.

Do you belive the man can't  lay with a man bit ? 

Wait for it. 

Hold

It took a bit be we got there. 

In short.

You are not at all happy that god hates gays 

Can you be a Muslim and eat bacon,ham and other piggy stuff ? 

The answer to this will go a long way to answering the OP

Oh you ask , why dont people.  

So the answer is . 

Fucking i dont know.  Why are you asking me what other people think.

Then i say to you.

Why don't  they ? 

Otherwise 

You are ask8ng for people to throw random suggestions at you.  

If its random suggestions you want , you've come to he right place my friend.. 

Let me guess 

You are all wondering  What i was wearing hey ? 

Well the truth is  ( nothing ) 

Oh i see what is happening here. 

When you say the words like  "  truth "  in a philosophy forum everyone instantly thinks of  (  hard questions )  

That have no ummm answers ( as of yet )  so to speak.

what i am wearing now ? 

The truth to something like that could ( only be known by people who can come see me )  orrrrrr if the person that seen me tells or photos a person that didn't see me.   

Hang on.

Im just confusing me self now

I could lie to three people about something and tell the truth about that something to two people. 

Orrrr

I could lie to someone about something . 

And only i know the truth. 

Arrr.

Hand on 

So This "truth"  thing can be ( whats the word ) Stretched as such. 

Leave a true piece out and or  add  a untrue bit in. 

You dont tell a untrue story with bits of truth .  Yes we do 

Ok then.

But we can " stretch " this truth thing hey ?

And we can guess the truth.

And can only guess it right or gues it wrong  

People can die with these um " truth "  things  " in them " that has never been told right?

Yes 

I don't  know What am i trying to say. 

Imagine a person killing someone  and never telling anyone and dying. 

That went from one person knowing the truth to no one could possibly  know the truth but a truth 

I'm  still not sure what i am saying . 

There are cases where  only One person knows of a certain kind of truth right ? 

Yes. 

And they never tell anyone and then die. 

Thus making this thing the "truth " what ? 

 unattainable ?

Its not arbitrary.

Orrr

Hang on. 

That is arbitrary.  

The " truth " to, what happens when we die 

Or 

What was before the  universe or whatever the question is.   

These questions  are  a  diffrent kind of unanswerable questions  in a way as to ( not ever being able to know the truth ) like in the someone dying instance.  

 

Pass.

NowBack to the OP.

Why don't people consider being a Christian who thinks the bible is not the exact word of god?

Ummm duh.

Probably because they are not wearing a CRUCIFIX NECKLACE.

If you are not wearing a crucifix necklace you are not really a Christian right. 

NOTHING SAYS I'M A CHRISTIAN MORE THEN A CROSS NECKLACE.  

Order yours now with the code (  I'm a fucking chump   ) and receive 15% off.

 

Pm me. 

Necklaces. 

Get ya cross necklaces here.  

of course they are pure GOLD... 

I wouldn't be selling fake ones for  $119.75 would i.

Ya fuckin idiot.  

PM me.

Here ia an idea. 

If i ask a bunch of christians to give me alll the good bits from your holy books  , I'd be inundated .

Sooo

That will be given to the Muslims.

And vice versa. 

They can then all argue out why it is considered good and why it shouldn't be considered good.  

Them fools will write it for me. 

If a Muslim and a Christian booth agree on someting being " good "  thennnnn  ( it fucking has to be good. )

The end result will be like a book for little kids on being nice.  

Like dont steal.  

Love ya mom. 

Dont do your mates girlfriend. 

Don't go to other peoples houses unless invited.   

Dont do stuff to other people that you dont like

Soooo this is probably not going to work hey? 

O well .

It was just a thought. 

Moving on , back to the drawing board. 

What are some other ways one might be able  to benifit from religions people?

The first page of ( The gods must be crazy book )  

Will be the well known story about a bald bloke and 40 bears.

Then i could move on to Noah. 

And well 

This book will literally write its self 

Actually the first pages should start off with .

IN THE BEGINNING 

Thats why i said from alllllllllll the gods. 

I should be able to find a few good gods ( that no one knows to much about ) 

What i am worried about being asked.

And whom is this book " according " to ?  

To wich id have to just start beating  around the bush. 

Let me guess. 

You are having trouble thinking this book of all the good bits would be 43 pages long .

Your probably right there. 

Im thinking  $ 19.99 for that book alone. 

 

What would be cool is .

The  All the gods goods bits book turned upside-down and back to front will then read , All the gods bad bits. 

The middle of the book will be a fold out crucifix when reading the good 

It will be an inverted cross when reading the bad.

Pat pen

Yeah but i want to display this MASSIVE MASSIVE LOOKING BOOK for pure shock value.  

That will sit perfectly on a shelf next to , All the gods good bits.

I'll have to point it out.

Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

And people wil be, '  oh there is another book there '

And thats the Shock and mother fucking awe that im looking for right there.

I will now do some readings from

ALL THE GODS GOOD BITS. 

As soon as you think you know the God responsible for it. 

Put it up. 

X  =  zenu

J  = jesus 

Al  =  allah 

Ab. =  "Abraham"

And so on.  

Imagine a book that contained every bit of "obvious" good from every so called holy book that ever ummmm, did.

Maybe you could call it. 

For The love of the Gods.  

Orrrr. 

Gods good bits. 

Hang on .

A two book series. .

All the Gods good bits .   And, now get this.    All the gods bad bits. 

One book has 43 pages the other has 571 pages.

Go on then have a guess? 

NO , STOP RIGHT THERE....

It will have to be a 3 book series 

After extracting book 1 and 2 , you are left with a big pile of difficult to understand nonsense 

Sooooo

All the gods good bits 

All the gods bad bits. 

Andddddd

The gods must be crazy bits .  

Or ( ______________________ ) 

A 571 page book. 

A 43 page book

andddd 

A  37,963 page book. 

Wich is wich?        Dont scroll up and cheat. 

Thus bringing us to today,,,, SUNDAY.

Its that good of a scheme , that it has millions of people to this very day meeting up down the road. 

Well the christian church is a scheme on top of a scheme thtattttt was already on top of a scheme. 

I think i got that right. 

So ummmm yeah.

' kicks dirt "  

oh Anddddddd

Have a great day at church guys.

Bring cash $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Christianity on the other hand looks like the person that was " choosen "  by this god thing was set up in some kind of way ( lied to ) 

Thus at some point he can be killed. 

Killed in a spectacular fashion with lots of grey areas. 

It made for a more believable experience.  Then the Abraham way. 

The inventor of christianity must of not been able to be a spokesman of sorts and or chooes not to be. 

sooooooo ,  they get some gullible guy (wich there was a plethora of )  and feed him bullshit stories,  then nnn he starts believing in it  because he is getting a little praise. 

Next thing you know he is being killed but loving it because he believes he is some kind of " chossen " one. 

Poor jesus,  if there is a heaven he deserves to be there.

In short 

Its a great thought out scheme added to the top of a already running scheme  to ummm better the person that made it up. 

 

Imagine if your religion,  which is the only true religion .

Ran EXACTLY like a thing called a religion,  wich was a made up bit of nonsense.  

Andddddd 

IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME. 

I can't see a way of lying to yourself to be able to belive that. 

Christianity went with a third of the jews bible for 500 plus years didn't it. 

Or have i got it wrong. ?

Suss

The timelines of .

Invent the  god.      This brings things to the people. 

Invent a book.    This brings things to the people. 

Invent a clubhouse.   This brings things to the people.

( The people being the ones whom invented it. )

Its kida like.

Three schemes made out of one. 

Every " creator " of every religion ( one man )  was giving ummmmm msg, writtings from god.

Nothing suss

Ya can't just willy nilly believe some parts of the bible and  not others. 

Well

You can.

Buttttttttttt,  You definitely will not be going to heaven.

No ifs or buts. 

Here at atheists R US 

We are allowed to believe certain parts fo the bible.  

We can even believe in more then half of the ( 10 big ones ) 

I can picture people not caring about  homosexuals butttttt they have to appear to not " agree " with it.

And they'll use that word , " agree ".  And they will put the word ( NOT ) before it. 

But of course they dont care....

Well Five in a hundred might.

But You know what i mean.

 

Ha Ha.

Picturing Zed scratchin his head because he doesn't know what a soul is. 

The soul has been explained to him many times. 

As soon as you start explaining to him , his face goes like ummmm blank. 

He just blank stares off somewhere in the distance. 

His Mouth opens

Then his head starts tilting sidways

He doesn't take it in .    His Dumb Dumb.

So here we find ourselves again.