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Popes appear to be good " normal " like people.
Actually..
I'm going to let that simmer before coming to a conclusion on that.
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When you think about ya average cult leader / the pope doesn't fit the bill.
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For some reason i feel the catholics are the first.
The OG Christians if you will.
Instead of thinking of these groups as cults.
I like to think of a nice piece of 4×4
Then over time , splinters appearing.
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@zedvictor4
Zed.
I dedicate my 2000 post to you .
My fave poster / person on site.
You the Man. ( gives hand signals )
Can i get a Zeduk.
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Calm down big fella.
I know.
I'm just kidding.
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The Sabbath this and the Sabbath
And
Palm Sunday.
Not Palm sabbath
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Hehe.
You shouldn't of went quiet for four hours and come back with a answer.
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Just come out and say it.
Theists Are brilliant religious group pickerers.
Orrrrr
I suspect that .
Having a belief in a god thing has something to do with being in one of them religious groups.
I'm sure there has to be a link somewhere.
Everyone in one of them religious groups believes in a god , i kid you not.
Theists Are brilliant religious group pickerers.
Orrrrr
I suspect that .
Having a belief in a god thing has something to do with being in one of them religious groups.
I'm sure there has to be a link somewhere.
Everyone in one of them religious groups believes in a god , i kid you not.
But what could join them to odd occurrences.
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All this will be great insight for when the knew batch of gods start arriving.
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Never a passage of basic normal stuff happening followed by another passage of like basic easy to explain normal stuff.
The few times i have been to church , it blew my mind when all of a sudden, and what appeared to me to be , " out of the blue " the whole church said Amen .
It then happened again.
I didn't bother finding out when to say ( Amen ) in the required spots.
I was thinking after you finish a prayer you say , ( Amen )
Sooooooo
The second time at church i tried so hard to see if i could somehow say Amen at the time everyone says Amen.
But i failed.
The whole church together said amen and i fucking missed it again.
Again it blew my mind.
But I just couldn't crack it.
I had to settle for . When I hear ( amen ) i say it a split second after everyone.
Whilst Everyone is translating scriptures and other skull buggery , I'm trying my hardest to know when a collective, AMEN is about to occur.
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@zedvictor4
What about. Amun -Ra.
Yeah no but.
In the bible , god references the moon as a " light in the sky " for the dark time.
Sooooo , it appears that God thought the moon actually light up.
He done gone fort the moon was a light source.
Sillly god.
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It appears likeThings called , Fake false religious groups existed before.
The first real true religious group existed.
Is that fair to assume.?
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(One pile of sand) + (One pile of sand) = ?
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God either exists.
Orrrrr
God doesn't exist.
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@3RU7AL
Hehehe
Thats like a fun fact.
A moisture accelerator named Charles.
I can picture the locals taking Charles for a long long drive somewhere and MAKING him do it again shortly after.
( just for tests )
Especially with all the non evidence Witchdoctors / rainmakers and others have produced.
I'm going to have a read about him.
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The bible reads good.
BUT THEN.
You get to like a blokes name part ie. Darrell. Followed by a set of numbers. 11 : 22
After witnessing this ( blokes name ) ( set of numbers ) the next paragraph or two is just ummmm, nor here nor there nonsense.
Anyone else notice that ?
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Imagine if / when, we started , Human sacrifice / offering stuff to the gods.
Imagine if it uncannily looked like it ummmm. Like it worked.
Imagine witnessing ten babies getting thrown off a cliff , then it rains for a week.
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I'm the kind of guy that would of rescued jesus from off the cross.
You are welcome.
Ive runned the rescue plan a thousand times over in my head
The very day they put jesus on the cross i wait for night fall.
I get dark cloathed .
I smear goat shit on me face.
I sneak in like lighting. Prior
I mean priyer. Pull jesus of the cross. Lay he on MAX . ( MAX being the name of the fastest donkey i have . And get him out of town.
The reasons for doing this is.
I heard he does magic shit. You could make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ from him.
Simply snip his voice box out and work him to death.
15 hours of water to wine .
2 hours of empty buckets to bucket full of fish
And 2 hours of him healing people i think should be heald
Then id feed him a little bread and water.
Let him have 4 hours sleep . Only to wake him up to do it allllll again.
His my fucking jesus.
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@Shila
Yes shila .
I believe " a " historical jesus lived. But at no way could he of been " diffrent " then you or i.
With in reason.
But at no point in no time
No one can do magic shit.
No one comes back to life.
FULL STOP.
Then id like to go on and to have it a guess. i think of jesus as a " gambit " of sorts.
A good front man.
I feel he was tricked into believing he was diff.
And as stated as above. No one can be different. ( with in the reason crap again )
Its only commen sense a god thing doesn't exist.
Issssss what i feel.
Thats going on a TOTAL GUESS.
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Now im thinking about.
Women Hindus.
Are they the same as male Hindus ?
Buttt just when ya think about hinduism being like a ummm a somewhat "nicer" " religion " historical facts kick in.
The word ( caste ) enters.
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@Shila
Sorry for derailing a bit there.
Hinduism is certainly cut of a diffrent cloth thats for sure.
Nice post man.
If ya keeping a eye out for a God thing. hinduism is the ummm. Avenue you want to look up.
Friendly reminder. This is a religious forum .
Soooooo i don't know why you are talking about hinduism for. ?
Good game.
Good game.
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How would i know i wasn't seeing and hearing a hologram ?
Because.
Well i would know because.
Like .
Ummm.
Because ummm.
Fuckkkkkkk.
Pass.
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Oh then they .
They being the church of one of the 100 groups .Has to accept my membership request.
Fingers crossed.
They being the church of one of the 100 groups .Has to accept my membership request.
Fingers crossed.
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@Stephen
I'm a giant face in the sky kinda guy.
When a dude appears real big in the sky and says shit to me . This will be my proof of a god things existence.
This will have me fully believing in a thing i am going to call god.
That would be like a step one..
This is as far as i would take it.
To get to joining a group because of this ummmm fact is unfathomable.
I think.
I think if the big face in the sky said to me . I want you to go do such and such .
I think i would .
If the face says go and join the pinky waffleers i would..
So yeah.
To join one of these groups it is
A big face in the sky.
Into
The big face in the sky having me think i should join one of these religious group things.
When a dude appears real big in the sky and says shit to me . This will be my proof of a god things existence.
This will have me fully believing in a thing i am going to call god.
That would be like a step one..
This is as far as i would take it.
To get to joining a group because of this ummmm fact is unfathomable.
I think.
I think if the big face in the sky said to me . I want you to go do such and such .
I think i would .
If the face says go and join the pinky waffleers i would..
So yeah.
To join one of these groups it is
A big face in the sky.
Into
The big face in the sky having me think i should join one of these religious group things.
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Curse that very day a "religion " appeared whilst there was already a religion.
I wish there was only one religion
I'd fucking so fall for it then.
But there is not just one religion, there " appears " to be WHOLEEEE BUNCH.
Picture a true religion running exactly like a obviously fake one that appeared / started before it.
I wish there was only one religion
I'd fucking so fall for it then.
But there is not just one religion, there " appears " to be WHOLEEEE BUNCH.
Picture a true religion running exactly like a obviously fake one that appeared / started before it.
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Picture a god like thing popping up telling you you are a Muslim.
I'd be like. I must have been drugged.
DENIED.
The first page of the bible should tell us what group to join .
Written in English block capitals.
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@Stephen
I think it wouldn't feel right.
But this then brings us to.
What comes first. Joining a religion / religious group orrrrrrrrr.
Believing in like a god thing.
When you think about this in any depth, they couldn't possibly have anything to do with each other.
Look i am just going to continue and wait for A what appears to me as a god like thing to pop up near me so i can ask it what group to be in.
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A Christian is a jew to a Jehovah witnesses.
Thats fair to say hey.
Although i am not comfortable calling a jew some type of Christian
If someone wants to be just a Christian . I get to decide what one.
To know without asking if some one is a jew takes about 100 posts.
Hey tell me how many times .
You think someone as a christian then all of a sudden they call old mate yawheh ( sorry about the spelling )
The very instant you see the name yeahway .. name you realize what the deal is.
The only good thing about everyone considering themselves as just . A Christian is.
We have .
2 billion Christians.
And only 1.8 Muslims.
For some fucked up reason , this comforts me.
We would never have heard from a ( insert unpopular Muslim group name ) Muslim on here.
I doubt you could say that there are only two types of Muslims.
When i think about there being the christians and the Muslim i fall into the trap of thinking for a split second that the christians are the "good guys "
What i am trying to say is.
If Gods didn't have them blokes do a book for em so they can leave it behind for us, id have fucking BRILLIANT ARGUMENTS.
They are so lucky.
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Imagine your religion being whatever The church down the road is.
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@Stephen
Do you think you could correctly know what exact type of Christian people on this site are ?
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See how the atheists dont fuss over the details.
They know asking things like .
Is jesus / God ?
Orrrrr
is he gods son and shit like that.? Has the "christian collective " answering with yes and no and a yes and a yes and no yes no no yes no.
And thats actually the correct answer .
Ya start to sence why a person says , (THEY ARE A CHRISTIAN )
Thats all, just ,,,,, a Christian when asked .
Which leads one to ask , who are the " OG Christians "
Who'ssssss the first group that called themselves, the christians.
This is a silly question.
buttttt there is probably like one hundred diffrent types of Christians.
THATS 100 DIFFERENT TYPES of CHRISTIANS. crazzzzzzy right?
Imagine 100 different types of pizza. And you ask for pizza.
Imagine conversation if only one group was the christians. The clarity would insta appear.
It realy takes a lot of ummmmm. rightly asked questions to figure out if someone is like a Catholic or one of the other ones.
You can sense theists just want to be known as a Christian.
Its almost seems like they DO NOT WANT TO ELABORATE.
Do you think?
I doubt we have three of the same types of Christians on this site.
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@zedvictor4
I was told if you go deep enough you end in china.
Except every hole i dug i ended up in Australia, your old man was smart.
I can so imagine breaking on through.
Ya head popping up upside-down.
I've dug a 4 foot hole max id say.
A (4 feet hole ) at the age of 9 or 10 is a big fucking hole .
I have stood next to a few 6ft holes in my time and i am always blown away by how deep that appears to me.
Im 6 foot 2 whatever that has to do with it.
Hey zed.
I bet you blow your mind the first time you stood at the crease of a full sized cricket pitch.
It appears like you would have ages to see a cricket ball make it to you.
It appears massive hey.
I bet you can still remember it like yeterday
First time you stood infront of a full size football / soccer goal you think how the fuck can the keeper get from one side alllllllllll the way to the other.
It appeared MASSIVE HEY.
The hight of a basketball ring wasn't that special.
I did an experiment and i found
A cricket pitch 35 years on still appears massive to me.
Standing at one end.
Maybe getting a few full tosses might shorten it.
Anyway.
I bet you can remember them two things.
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You can see why lots and lots of peoples wanted to dig deep holes straight down but.
Its so darn appealing.
I mean .
It must of been so appealing.
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It would of been way cooler if the bible was written in a language that not even the writers knew.
On like a flash drive.
Hey remember at school playing ummmm. chineese whispers ?
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Literally right.
Apparently my bible has an appendix.
Apparently my bible has an appendix.
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No stopppppppp
Oh Literally .
I stuffed up.
My bad 144,000 means 144,000.
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Using the bible logic.
The christians aint the best when it come to actual like numbers and stuff
Soooooo 144,000 people means two maybe three million im thinking.
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@Best.Korea
Well if all you have to do is obey the bible literally .
And taking into consideration the numbers of people that have come and are yet to.
There stilll would be well over 100,000 tickets remaining..
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Not a chance in hell for getting a ticket under a million bucks.
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Imagine holding the ticket for seat # 666 of the ONE FOUR FORERERS
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Not being rude of nothing but.
If anyone around here deserves a seat with the 144k crew.
I think it ummm.
Me.
Guys.
I should get a seat hey?
Thats fair enough right
I think you guys would all agree.
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@Best.Korea
You are not going to give us a sign
Only al god would say something like that.
Good day God.
I'd like to thank you for it firstly
I've been taking in your posts and can't wait for yoy to continue your teachings.
Is there anything you want me to do today god ?
Some more literal readings of the bible perhaps .
Alright let us know if you need anything.
Love you.
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@Stephen
Correct .
You are a good translator of my gibberish nonsense.
It isn't easy for me pretending i am dumb butttttt. Teaching one to translate nonsense comes at a price.
You are welcome Step Hen
Im just going to hold back on that post from yesterday.
After watching a little more interactions, my moral glands went down.
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Please don't ask me how i know.
That would ruin it
I couldn't think that i would know that.
Good game
Good game.
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Now I am starting to think ive been translating scriptures the wrong way.
When i try " translating " shlt from the bible, i very rarely get my cock and balls out.
Probably only like twice i have.
On this site anyways.
One time was when i first encountered the ( UP THERE BALDY AND THE 40 BEARS ) Script.
Ive rubbed me knob all over the bible.
Nothing.
Im gessing You need like a 10 inch cock to be a biblical scholar.
ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN.
Every one is brilliant at translating scriptures.
With 1.5 billion Christians in the
☆⊙°••☆⊙°•☆⊙°•☆⊙°•☆⊙°• TOP 100 of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME. ☆⊙°•¤☆⊙°¤¤☆⊙°••¤☆⊙°•¤⊙°°•¤☆⊙°°¤
At deciphering scriptures.
There fucking has to be.
I leave you with a sentence / statment you'll never see typed in a religious forum .
Ok ya ready?
I DONT THINK I AM VERY GOOD AT TRANSLATING SCRIPTURES.
I'M A LITTLE BELOW AVERAGE.
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