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Its such a fucking mans world hey.
Look how male oriented that verse is.
I suspect God likes men more then women.
Unless the next scripture reads.
Lauren 72. : 33
A womens enemies will be the members of his own household' ( Now that sounds silly )
Did reckon God said to Matthew.
Oh And . ( A son-in-law against his father-in-law ) but matty just ummm, forgot to jot that shit down .
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Soooooooooo
Its only illegal if you get caught. ?
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Moms are the closest things to these god things.
Religious people stop loving there moms WAYYYYYYYYY to early , ( i think )
Im pretty sure.
Imagine the brotherD kissing his mom on the cheek and telling her he loves her.
Who the fuck is more important then mom ?
And what Zed said. Eve and Adam sounds odd.
HOWEVER
HANG ON.
After saying it 70 times
Eve and Adam. Works.
Eve and adam
Even adam
Up and at em
No but.
Nice thought . / nice argument Madman.
That into god doing the 4 blood types thing he did for two humans.
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@BrotherD.Thomas
700 plus times the bible brings up / mentioned jesus.
Seven hundred.
Im currently 100 jesusese ( jesus in ) .
I'm covering over the word ( jesus ) and writing ( God )
As, jesus is god.
This is right hey my Brother ?
Jesus / God . Same thing right.
With this error fixed , my bible is going to run much smoother and trueer.
I mean realler
It will read correct..
This takes ages , i hope you are right.
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Man They are soooooooooooo. Lucky god did that book for em.
Real Lucky.
But yet know one talks about it..
Like.
I never hear them praising god for doing the book book thing.
I personally would still be blown away with how good and luck we are.
I believe i suggest.
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@zedvictor4
In my opinion i suggest that it is my belief as i interpret things i see hypothetically.
I mean
I see I interpret things i suggest in belief of my opinion.
I hypothesis ize my opinions on belife suggest i interpret see stuff.
I to hard zed.
I forgot what i was just thinking now.
I mean hypothesiseses izing
Orrr
( In the first place . ▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°• We know. ▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°• . )
Look
Im going to allow it zed.
I will take note buttttt.
I'm just going to let it slide.
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Get life insurance policies on certain people
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Don't get busted by the cops.
On. ( look up you criminal record )
This day , that day them days and that time and then.
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Buy certain automobiles.
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It would be good to stop the people/ friends i know whom have committed suicide and got murdered.
FREE PEOPLE FROM CONCERN.
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We soooooo overestimate what we can do in a year.
We soooooo underestimate what we can do in 10 or 20 years.
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What would you say if i told you that i can get YOU ( yes you )
A place at one of these REALLLL NICE after death accommodation BUNGALOWS places ??
Sounds nice right.
Sounds like you want to send your loved ones there right ?
You would probably say . HOW MUCH ! ?
I'd answr. Like $33.00 a week *
I couldn't be bothered elaborating but its worthit .
' kicks dirt '
So ummm yeah,
Ok then .
A place at one of these REALLLL NICE after death accommodation BUNGALOWS places ??
Sounds nice right.
Sounds like you want to send your loved ones there right ?
You would probably say . HOW MUCH ! ?
I'd answr. Like $33.00 a week *
I couldn't be bothered elaborating but its worthit .
' kicks dirt '
So ummm yeah,
Ok then .
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To clarify
Apart from my dead Grandma. who's in that real posh appartment with the 24 / 7 room service.
Thats also got pokies,and a Arts and craft facility
Apart from my dead Grandma. who's in that real posh appartment with the 24 / 7 room service.
Thats also got pokies,and a Arts and craft facility
Oh and it has like a pool inside the building.
A indoor pool i think they call them up there.
So she can swim inside.
Crazy right ?
Well apart from allllllll of that.
You can't know what happens when ya die dumb dumb.
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@ebuc
But We don't observe that.
One can't use this, what did you call it. ?
"common sense" thing whilst trying to answer. What happens when you die.
What happens when you die is not even a question.
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Your sure ?
You believe in something like karma.
I'm starting to see what has happened now.
Unfortunately we can't talk no more.
Good game.
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@Sidewalker
Do you believe in karma. ?
Do you believe in things give you bad luck ? Example. Breaking a mirror. Like , Are you Superstitious of sorts.
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@Sidewalker
It was an event.
Your last sentence there.
There are a lot of REALLY spiritual people out there.
Spiritual.
Say it with me.
Spiritual
Yeah ummm, i aint buying it.
A spiritual person .
I can't picture this..
Spiritual
spiritual people.
Thats like a person thats spiritual right. ?
A spiritual person.
Like a spirit man. Is that right.?
Spirit chew el.
Do you got a pic of one of these spiritual folks?
SSSSpirit
Spirit man.
Anddddddddd got it.
Ok.
So like a indian.
A spiritual person.
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I strongly suspect that what happens to a Christian when they die is the same thing that happens to a Muslim or a atheist.
The unfortunate part is.
If a person kidnaps 5 kids.
Then tortures them , kills them , then eats them.
When that person dies he/ she will ummmmm " experience " exactly the same thing after death that the kids they killed.
It's bloody horrible.
But its on the money. ( I THINK )
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@Sidewalker
I got to the .
I'm a sidewalker part and nearly stopped.
I then pressed on.
That sounds like a ummm, very rewarding thing you do .
Nice work man.
But NO
The milk is sour.
I don't like it.
There was no old lady.
Nothing magical happened.
If angels where real. Youtube would have footage of them.
Number 7.
It would be REAL difficult for a ummm , A half "Smart" person to be able to believe in Angels .
That wouldn't be easy.
I'd try and chalk that off as .
Maybe you are remembering something wrong.
Orrrrr
Being on a farm . Magic mushrooms.
You Tripped over in cow poo and ate a blue meanie.
I can picture if you see that you shouldn't of stopped looking at it.
Maybe start walking in that direction.
And if you lost sight of her and everyone else says they didnt see her.
You would of been FRANTICALLY and irradicly running around looking for this old lady.
Do you remember carrying on like somewhat of an idiot trying REAL hard to find her. ?
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Has anyone said the S word yet.
Ya Soul.
You know ? Your soul thing that you got.
Do you reckon it will hurt When ya soul like releases / detaches itself ?
I think thats how it works.
Imagin dying then hearing.
Ten seconds until soul detachment
andddddd counting
10
9
8
And you start getting like real worried .
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@Statichead
When thinking about. ( WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA DIE )
It doesn't take long as a kid, to think you have solved it.
When you ask yourself .
What was it like " living " 3 years ,7 months and like ten days before i was born ?
When i was young i thought .
No i mean .
I knew NO person on earth had compared what was it like before you were born to what you experience after your born / death.
Hehehe.
It soooo felt like i was the first.
Ive been a philosopher ever since.
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Surly god can't see what you are doing and what i am doing at the same time..
Surly god can't see what i do under my real thick warm blankly.
I call BLUFF.
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I bet alot of people th8nk this.
When you die .
A bloke pops up with a list in his hand.
He then takes you through the hundreds questions to sort out what will happen to you.
Example. ......
#33 Do you believe in God.
#278 ( you need to get the tip of your dick out to show if your circumcised or not.
#183. ( total consumption of piggy meat )
I'm just going to straight out lie.
I'll pull back my foreskin.
I'll Tell them i always go to church
I gave heaps of cash.
Of course i believed in the God..
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One can only hope
They announce the winner within the first minute after death.
The winner of religious forum.
So it will be like.
Ya die, then 5
And a 4
3
And a two
and a one .
you then hear like a last call siren,
then over a real shitty sounding loud speaker you hear.
For example.
Ok .
The winners are the theists.
And the correct team was ( the Christians. )
And the correct group was ( the Catholics. )
Then the fuzzy speaker explain what happens to the losers.
A top TV show in heaven. Catches peoples expressions whilst being told his.
No but i really want to see a religious person coming to the realization that believing in a god thing didn't have anything to do with anything at all.
You could sit there and watch that allllllllll day.
( actually thats a bit harsh. )
Buttttt.
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Any day now God could start on doing another book.
We know for a fact that. GODS DO BOOKS.
No religious person here thinks that GODS don't do books.
So i am cloes to sure that anyday now. The god thing is going to do another one of these books.
Its just.
Well when Eric writes down some shit that he said god told him what would he do with it.
Who'd belive him.
Our literacy rates have risen dramatically.
God can get HEAPS of people to jot stuff down for him these days.
Back when god did the OT he had to ask like 10 blokes before he got to a person that can dictate.
Anddddddd.
God wouldn't still speak in a scripture like format that he did in the first books.
Its the year 2000 .
He speaks like totaly normal now. ( English )
You might even see an emoji or two.
Like
MAN and MAN can not ( eggplant ) emoji , or something.
The knew books are going to be awsome.
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If one finds the Torah shit .
May i suggest you up the tempo of your moving back and forh whilst reading it.
OBVIOUSLY
The fatser ya go back and forh the more darn exciting the book gets.
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Easy.
Opps .
Did i just type that out loud.
Ok I'll stop now.
Good day
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No but SERIOUSLY
It is hard to think about.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE.
When you are currently think8ng about a witches penis and or vagina.
I know you were.
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I dont know what happesn when we die butttttttttttt
My lovely dead grandma is in this like real real luxurious resort with all her freinds playing BINGO and winning alllllllllllllll the time.
She is having soooo much fun.
And she has this tv in wich she can watch me and others on.
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@zedvictor4
I'm doing it.
Thx Zed.
LOOK AT ME.
I doing the believing in god thing.
Now i need to take this believing in a god thing to one of these odd roof buildings i have around my area.
They will hook me up with a book.
And powwwwwwwwwww. I'll know heaps about the god thing.
Allllllll will be clear.
( one hour later )
I thought this might occur..
I went into one of the round boob like roofed buildings.
I asked the gentleman in there if they could like hook my god i got up and like get him running / on line.
They give me this frigging quran book. But i didn't like it.
I'm going to go with the christian bible book.
I asked if that would be cool and all , if i could like bring my christian bible belief god to their building andddd apparently i can't.
I mean thats not how it works.
Apparently Alan or alarm is the god that goes with the boob with nipple roofed building
Andddddd.
The Quran is the book that goes with that god from that building.
Look im fucking confused now.
Well i believe i am.
I knew i shouldn't of started playing this believies.
I reckon believing in god would be heaps easier ( AFTER DEATH )
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What i am trying to say is religious groups have ruined me thinkability.
Imagine a kid searching for like a higher source of sorts. It is just ( pick a group )
How can they get to think8ng that we humans are here for ( Corn ) thats all.
So ummmmmm THANKS FOR THAT GUYS.
You painted god REAL REAL THICK LIKE .
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One surly couldn't imagine nor shoukd one think that when they die they will spend an eternity burning in like a real real hot place ,
There is no amount of scenarios you could run to get to that.
Without the assignable god.
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If only i could just believe in a God thing, then i would insta know what happens when one dies.
And in great detail.
And in great detail.
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When we die. The visual body decays. Unless turned into ash.
Other then that.
Unfortunately i am not allowed to think about . What happens when ya die?
Buttttt
This guesswork stuff that the Madman uses.
Do you think it could be REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL fucking curbed from ummmmmmm , like the religions of today.
Expecially a place that could be best described as a " heaven "
Sooooo
I like to ask.
Think of the person ya most love that have passed and ask.
What do you think they are doing right now. ?
But unfortunately
You INSTANTLY answer ( rotting )
I then move on.
You instantly answer rotting before even thinking about if they were cremated or not.
I think it may be a risk getting cremated.
As The pain of being cremated may feel real bad .
This is totally sensible if you could block out what the christians think and or what the Indians think.
I THINK.
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@Stephen
What's worse.
Being circumcised.
orrrrrr
Being named Stephen.
These shitty events both took place within a hour
Stephen?
Sorry boss.
I'm just kidding.
You know me.
No but thinking about the things our parents did to us
You can change your name.
You can also choose to be circumcised.
But not uncircumcised.
Or can ya.
ACTUALLY.
I ain't going to google it.
Buttttttttt I'd say you may be able to get uncircumcised..
Anyway. Ummmmmm yeah.
PASS.
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jesus died for our sins.
Orrrr
Jesus was killed for us,
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Then ya got ya protestant flavored christians
Orthodox christians ones.
Gypsies. Christians.
And them barn building christians.
So far I've named like 25 diffrent christians.
Unfortunately my google button isn't currently working. If it was, id asked the google :
How many different types of Christians are there ?
I just know it will say some mind boggling amount like 1000
just kidding.
No there couldn't be that many. But I'd say thers has to be like
Atlest like 100 diffrent types of Christians
One HUNDRED DIFFRENT TYPES OF CHRISTIANS.
Or
Instead of asking the google or shims pal siri .
Maybe a Christian here on site knows APPROXIMATELY hom many christian denomination there are.
Then they can announce it like . For example.
79. ( There is approximately 79 diffrent denoms of the Christians.
Even if there is like two even THREE HUNDRED diffrent christian denominations.
Better still.
See if you can Announce the correct approximate number of Christian denominations, anddddd announce it like it doesn't even phase ya.
Announce how many denominations of Christians there are and follow it up with .
So that doesn't mean anyth8ng.
Then if you could, i want you to swear at me.
Mmmmmmm.
Good game.
Good game.
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It would look alot less cultish if god didn't need you guys to assemble in a ODD roofed building Weekly.
AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.
Buttttttt, now i am just being silly.
It's not like you can just worship god in a movie theater or a chemist or somewhere.
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The scientologist christians are the smart ones so
So Perhaps it is best left for them to decide.
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The < SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST CHRISTIANS > are pretty clear on this subject.
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What might the ☆☆☆☆ JEHOVAH WITNESSES CHRISTIANS ☆☆☆☆☆ think about all this ?
We hear very little from THE. ▪○°•¤▪○°•¤▪○°•¤ JEHOVAH WITNESSES CHRISTIANS. ▪○°•▪○¤▪○°¤▪○°¤▪○•
Especially considering that the { JEHOVAH WITNESS CHRISTIANS } Are a top 5 major important CHRISTIAN GROUP.
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This aint no freaking bible studies man.
Its bible knows. Facts or truths.
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Picture god coming to the realization that it is ( PALM SUNDAY )
Like he sees one bloke heading off to church with a palm leaf
Then another
Then at the very instence he sees the third , HE goes.
He like goes.
Ohhhh , it must be the ( bring a palm leaf to church day again )
Then he goes like , ( fuck , that year, i mean period of time went fast. )
Because he has noticed the humans do this shlt in evenly spaced out moments.
Im not quite sure what god would call the " time passage that passes " from one ( BRING A PALM LEAF TO CHURCH DAY ) toooooo. ( BRING A PALM LEAF TO CHURCH DAY )
NO but on a serious note.
I don't know much about the gods , but one thing is for certain. GOD Fucking loves it when you guys do the ( BRING A PALM LEAF TO CHURCH ) Thing you do.
LOVESSSSSSS IT.
Take 7 seconds to let that seap in. .
6
And a five .
And a four.
Three .
Two and a one.
Yeah . Your Picture him loving it real good like.
You guys are so so good to him.
It's Just Straight up commen sense.
Hi 5.
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