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@zedvictor4
Majority of the times
One can never be to sure what's on the other side of the gloryhole. The ummm " giving " side.
I have never had a Transgender freind.
I have had some ( L ) friends
I've had some ( G ) freinds
Ive had plenty of ( B ) freinds
But no ( T's )
One day i hope to have a Transgender friend so that will be like the a complete full set of friends I've had.
Have you ever had like the complete full set zed. ?
I was thinking about ways of finding my very own Transgender friend.
I might put a add in my local paper ( LOOKING TO MEET UP WITH A TRANSGENDER )
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Im i going to get laughed at if i ask.
Is a mans anus and a womens the same ?
Who said.
The best thing about having sex with a women is you can turn them around and have sex with a man
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Soooo one can be tricked into homosexual sex.
Is it illegal to " trick" people into homosexual sex.?
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Prediction.
In a few million years time we will be able to prove evolution.
Proving a god exists is going to take a lot longer then that.
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How did life come about posted in the religion forum. ( Immaculate conception )
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When a mommy and a daddy love each other alot , they have ummmmm. relations.
Thus creating life. A wee little bay bay..
Well i think thats how it works.
And thats a fitting answer to , ( how did life come about ) posted under the forum ( Religion )
How did life come about asked in the phil forum is a toats diffrent question.
Or is it.
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No one has answered with.
Well it was over a period of 6 days some 6000 years ago.
Or Adam and Eve
Do you reckon we could rule that option out. ?
No but.
The way that we can't prove evolution differs alot to
The way we can't prove god hey?
Actually it is funny comparing those two
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You could probably make a song about it.
Just put a emphasis on the word WARFARE.
Just put a emphasis on the word WARFARE.
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So the word (spiritual) mean pretty much nutthin.
Then the word , WARFARE.
Warfare, tis a great word. Not what it is , but, its a great word.
Sooooooo.
When you see and when one " register" this now new one word.
Spiritual warfare.
Thats one word . Spiritual warfare.
When you register that, it ticks instantly leting off a smell of something bad happening, sometging fishy going down.
Inquire.
You start to think , i just encountered a oxymoron.
I don't think it is butttttt.
Its a funny word ( Spiritual Warfare )
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@zedvictor4
It hard to grasp man, almost impossible.
Spiritual.
To be , " spiritual "
Say it.
Spiritual.
So spiritual is this electro chem response thingy. ( which it is )
But. But.
I don't like it.
Spiritual.
Ya can't feel that.
Spiritual.
Well its a word that describes isn't it..
Spiritual.
It does nothing for me hey ?
Pass.
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Imagine if you weren't "spiritual" but having to deal with it at warfare grade levels.
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@PREZ-HILTON
Spiritual
Warfare
Two funny words used together hey?
Spiritual.
And
Warfare
It lets of a sent of oxymoron isum .
Spiritual.
Andddddddddd
Warfare.
I don't like it.
I don't want to play spiritual warfare.
Or don't i have that option ?
Warfare
Two funny words used together hey?
Spiritual.
And
Warfare
It lets of a sent of oxymoron isum .
Spiritual.
Andddddddddd
Warfare.
I don't like it.
I don't want to play spiritual warfare.
Or don't i have that option ?
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Knowing You can prayer for other peoples
And grasping that, has started a new game.
For the last hour i have just been rubbishing the crap out of god and saying its from all you guys.
I am only kidding
For i know full well thatgtttttttt.
God would have a AWSOME tracker slash score keeping system and or device thing hey.
And he has that Omni thing.
His omni positive.
Do ya reckon god knows i have been to church 20 times and you been like 148 times. ?
I have contributed $200 bux
You have given $4394.70 ?
When ya die god looks at you to see the three numbers hovering just above your brow,
Church attendance number . ( in hours )
And a money given number . ( in US dollars )
And like how long youve believed in him. ( in days )
This instantly tells him how much love youhave for him.
I just can't help but feel that god would love the people with bigger numbers.
I don't know.
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@Stephen
Did it.
I prayed for you.
I said god.
God i said . You are a silly, dumb dumb . From stephen.
Insta sent.
Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
You want to watch yourself.
For $5 i want do it again
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Imagine making up rude and crude prayers then and adding ( oh and thats from like Geoff )
Prayer bad prayers and say they are from others.
Cash can be made in this area.
I'll do it .
Prayer bad prayes at the gods that come in as received from yall.
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@Stephen
I had a old mate that use to prayer for me.
Thats some fucking skills right there man.
He possessed this ability step to prayer for others.
Picture getting off one of these prayer things , anddd like possessing the umm, vocabulary to simply like at the end of the prayer adding a ( oh and thats from my mate deb.
I've witnessed this occurrence over two dozen times. ( getting prayed for )
He was that good of a prayerier , a preyerere you know.
He was good.
Unfortunately Carl is no longer with us here on land so i could be like " in the market " for a preyerer.
I'm quite happy to pay like, $2 bux a prayer.
Maybe even $3 for a good one.
Thats with a guaranteed min of two prayers per day sent.
This is a total diff post but.
Hold the fucking phone.
If i hedge my bets.
And get like peoples from all diffrent religions to do the prayers thing for me, im sure to get one of my prayer things heard by one of them god things.
Hold the fuck on again.
Fathom having 100 or so plus people doing a joint MULTI MEGA prayer thingy getting directly directed at you.
Surly a 100 people joint prayer is a more powerful kind of prayer then a ( ssp ) single shot prayer.
No god could not not hear a 500people prayer hey?
Its commen sense right.
The bible book would more then likely allude to this " coming together " of sorts hey.
But it doesn't say a 500 prayer is " BETTER " then a 25er.
Would you prayer for me?
Id pray for you.
Id pray for you real fucking hard.
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I'll take , ONE spiritual awakining please.
Call me daft if you will buttttt. I have NEVER.
THATS NEVER IN LIKE 30 YEARS.
NEVER EVER got the / my praying thing working.
Its almost like, i cant prayer proper.
When i do the prayer thing , it almost feels like .
Like Know one is hearing it.
Ya know what i mean.
I shoot blanks if you will.
I even face mecca when praying to " christian " god, just in case christian god isn't real .
And i desgise my prayers to not be Christian oriented.
If christian god aint real allah will think i sent it to him.
I dont mention jesus.
Now i am going to feel embarrassed for asking this but.
This prayer thingy you guys do , it is.
Left hand , taps head
And
Right hand is clockwise belly rubs hey ?
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@zedvictor4
Nice one big fella.
Good year to you. Love you.
Hey no but.
When i get my over thinking thing th8nk8ng on this route i get to .
Sooooooooo.
The oldest person in the then this world has something to do with like something.
My thinking thing then ticks real loud . Thus instantly releases pent up ego valves.
I then call myself a dickhead.
Then i think what you taught me and that is not to overthink. I insta agreee with myself for thinking this. and ummmm yeah , i go on.
This is probably the main reason why i don't eat sun-dried tomatoes.
Good day sir.
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@janesix
You did the " universe " firstly
This ummm , world thing you are currently ummm, lets say, thinking you are in .
WOULD NOT
THATS
WOULD NOT. " Exist " if you didn't.
FULL STOP
Im fucking sure of it.
I put to you that .
Your mom and dad were not needed for you to "find yourself " in it.
But thats like a different post.
The / this universe thingy won't ummmm, ( be ) if YOU.
Thats you ( 6 ) don't.
I'm positive it doesn't make sense butttttttt.
It makes sense.
The only thing that makes no sense is , Twins.
A female can give birth to twins.
Thats freaky shit man.
Twins " appear " to be two different yous
and that doesn't make sense what so ever.
YOU ARE LIFE.
I think.
That just .
I think.
I also collect stamps
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Backing up.
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So ya got like a decent chunk of lumber.
Then You sand it real real nice like.
Apply a little coat of lacquer stain / polish. And just keep up some regular maintenance on it and it should all stay good.
What i am getting to is.
You don't want it to splinter.
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To have it a guess , id say about,,,, $35.00 maybe fifty to get certification of proof for a soul.
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So like i said before. You can sell your soul.
Peoples that buy and sell these souls want it in writing, thus giving us Proof for a soul.
And thats the kinda Proof that would hold up in court.
But not in real life.
What if you sell your soul then flat out refuse to hand it over or or better still. Just say ya did.
What if the person you sell your soul to is now dead andddd when selling your soul you never wrote down the T's and C's involved in this issue.
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Look i hate to nag
And i know you guys all know this . And you will say it is common sense.
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
When buying or selling your souls , make sure the paper work is in order.
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With 52 genders.
Weeks in the year.
And A deck of cards.
That sounds like the makings of a great game.
Weeks in the year.
And A deck of cards.
That sounds like the makings of a great game.
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Its a fuckin great sounding story.
Like You could probably make a movie abouy it.
I wonder how far the jesus bloke traveled all up.
Was it a good plan from god to do the this whole begotten son thing.
God put a lot of emphasis on it.
Is that the word , emphasis.
Hey um.
The bible goes overboard on explaining and sticking with this bloke jesus and what he did.
Thats suspicious as.
Buttt.
Luckily these witnesses where witnessed by non witnesses, witnesses, witnessing.
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Jesus through song .
How we interpret jesus through sing song is not at all like jesus of the bible.
Thats interesting actually.
No but.
Now just because jesus LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS when you guys sing songs together to him .
DOES NOT make him somewhat gay.
However i cant help but feel . A more manly jesus would hate you guys singing at him.
Actually
Picture someone liking getting sung at.
Who the fuck wants to be sung at ? Hands.
You know how awkward it is when a bunch of people sing happy birthday at you.
But
But
Jesus insist you sing to him. Soooooo , he is cut of a diffrent cloth thats for sure.
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It feels like the christians are a gang.
And as a non christian i feel like , I'd get pushed under the bus before a Christian.
LUCKILY I've mastered the art of pretending to be a christian.
Ya ready ?
And powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Yep.
Im a Christian.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Good game.
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I just clicked on the link and i dont know if it is just me butttt. That guy flip the cards looks ummmmmm
Looks lkke he eats kids.
Its prob just me.
I am going to give the second link a miss.
Pass
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You got ya $300 dollar a week pastors alllllllllll the way to 10 or 15k a service pastors.
The " business " of owner operator of a church is not at all godly.
Picture interviewing pastors.
It isn't as fun as picturing the job available at a church. Like a ( Big money member gettererer )
( A will secureerere ) member selector.
But back to these sly pastor dudes.
One Thousand a week pastors are pretty hip, but you get in the same room as a 10k er and ya feel there presents.
There like .
There like gods.
PEOPLE DON'T BUILD CHURCHES TO MAKE A BUCK do they?
All this shit needs a great cover story
Thus brining us to the cover story of.
How the church that you go to came to be.
Answer. . ( God come to the owner one day and told him to selll all the things he owns and build a church. )
Actually it is a good question.
How did the church they go to come. To be. .?
If we take in the answers we are given from this question.
Not one church was buikt to make money. NOT ONE.
PICT. Someone building a church for like ummmm "the love of god " or like the " joy of jesus "
Jesus is transparent.
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It is safe to say that a females opinion on this subject is more valid and more to be takin in then a mere gods opinion on this subject.
So gods idea on if it is right or wrong is the same as the Easter bunnies.
Do ya reckon god knows more about Period pain then ya average woman.
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Maybe the next 1000 abortions should not be allowed .
Thennn we get them 1000 people and ask them.
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@zedvictor4
I couldn't imagine knowing if it is right or wrong andddddddd as a bloke i don't have to undergo this procedure , which is BIG FUCKING thing.
Because a overwhelming majority of people are generally scared to have a " operation "
Right?
I would be shit scared to have an abortion.
More so then to have a child . And the comparison of pain between them two is opposite ends of the spectrum.
Child birth being like death isn't it.
I believe.
But The pain thing has nothing to do with being moraly wrong or right.
Orrrrr does it.
No it dont hey.
Sooooooo.
I'm going to lock in What Zed said.
Dunno
Butttttttt do i think i should know if it is wrong or right ?
Again
Dunno.
I might have to wait until i hear what the ones whom have been aborted have to say about it.
I've a funny feeling they would be against it.
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Can't read.
Can't write.
But i can drive a tractor alright.
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Whats Another word we could use insted of deciples for these bunch of blokes ?
Like , womanizers maybe.
Schemers.
A deciple is a person that has no qualms operating a Ponzie scheme.
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I bet jesus could walk on water. but only at a couple of places, and only at certain times. ( Tide dependencies )
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I can picture / I suspect
maybe 5 or so disciples would scout out ahead of jesus to the next village area were they are to perform at.
To prepare the tricks that are performed by jesus.
For example, One has to get into character and act like a cripple for jesus to heal
Then you got the deciple whom acts blind.
And there's the Amputee deciple.
One guy has to get the buckets ready and situated near the buckets full of fish that need to be hidden.
These guys need to have to really sell it. ( they need a day to get into character. ) at least.
Its like a circus
Soooo.
A day max they meet then a day later.
They are within 24hrs of each other.
They eat supper together quite regularly.
See Back in thoes days.
Everyone thought how awsome it would be to be a King.
Butttt , If you haven't got the blood line to be a king. Do the next best thing. A man of god.
This nets them a few bucks and a bunch of privileges. Like ( they don't need to "farm " for themselves. )
Its a bit like ( A wingman )
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I bet god was ok with women laying next to women.
Gay females have the same chance to enter heaven as heterosexual women..
Because like , it doesn't really matter if women are gay.
Becauseeeeeeeeee, Women don't really matter much.
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