Deb-8-a-bull

Please no one ask for the average price of an avrage athiest male.

Please no, oh my fuking god, dont ask. 

' kicks dirt ' 

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Each player Must post min of 10 posts per day. 

Oh shit , sorry guys .  Boy do i feel stupid 

I just realized i was reading this out loud. 

Carry on. ' so embarrassed '  

The cheapest religious forum players are. 

$ 276 per  polytheistic wikker womens.  

Should we get a pair or not?  

Nope.

Don't bother?

Alrighty then cart to cashout .

Who's paying ????

Ive an idea. 

We get like a dish and have people put cash in it.   I think thats how it works.

Ill get back to you . But we really are going to order some more hey?..

This 2023 religious forum game edition is crap hey. 

Could  we get like  a bus load  ( approximately  35  people  )  of  ( smart minded theists )

can we call them ?   

Or are they just theists ? 

Can we get them across the three major groups

and for the second order,   a dozen or so female theists and two female atheists. 

There asking for $ 1000 per female theist.  

To much hey? 

Have a guess on the price to ship in a Male theist with iq above 120 . 

Oh .  If they where available.

Wtf. $3400 , apparently  they are rare as shit.  

What i am trying to say without being rude iss. 

Can we ship out these out dated repetitive  old theists and get like a fresh batch... 

This lot have had ample time to bring  forth a god for a painless and easy verification process,  i mean test 

Test. 

This is all we ask .   

3 people caught already.  

 Now 4 .

And yessssss .    I just capture the guy i was after. 

6 caught 

9 now. 

Ok Stop saying backwards now. 

12 stop it. 

initiating shut down presss .

Thats 17 of you said it bacwards. 

 You fucking idiots . 

'Sneaks away' 

Did ya hear that.  We all spoke with a Russian robot voice. 

Correct.

Ok now back to the OP.

We are in time of sorrows.

Now in ya cool robot voice .

And go.

" we are in time of sorrows "  

Alright now im getting.  

Lets try it bacwards now. 

Yes with your robot accent. . 

Sworros foe mit ni era ew. 

Once more. 

Yeah nothing their ,  

A door would of popped   open somewhere thats for sure . 

Gotcha. 

If you actually sounded it out bacwards in ANY tone of voice then .

You are Now to be reminded about the fact you have less then a year to live.

Orrrr 

3 small one time payments of $49.99 * 

 

I know i know i didn't say 

Unless you are in possession of a  ( B class or A class  amulet )  

My bad .

I think That should go without saying really.   

If you dont know of the religious forum 3 CLASSES OF AMULETS , ya so so fucking NEWB.   In 2 weeks you know about that shit. 

Religious forum rule # 283

Any person and or persons that gets " rebuke " or  " cast out " so on and so on.... 

In the name of.  And only of,  our lord and saviour lardy lardy lardy so on amd so on  Jesus Christ.....

¤¤¤¤¤  MUST NOT /  SHOULD NOT. / IS NOT ALLOWED TO POST A POST ON THAT POST FOR 1 HOUR.¤¤¤¤¤¤

FULL FUCKING STOP

○●○●⊙●○●   THATS ONE HOUR .○●○●○●○●○       

 not 43 mins and 17 mins like i seen .  Both on report may i add. 

 Get it together guys ,. Some of You are treating this like a fucking joke  .

It isn't that difficult to remember. 

 Wtf

It turns out i was spot on visualizing what my mom looks like naked .  

I am currently visualizing alllll you guys reading my post and thinking how smart and cool this guy is. 

Yalll LOL . 

A dozen or more of you have soiled your pants in laughter  

I know , yes , yes.

You are probably alll thinking .  You afe  such a awsome guy that deb 8 a bull. 

Anddddd You are very much  welcomed 

Turnning up my Visualization with 85% pecive  

You are all now going.

Don't stop. 

Post more .

This guy is great.  

Now i know none of you want me to stop but i must . 

 No.

No.

I must stop now 

Nope .

I said no more . 

For fuck sake you pushy bastards.  

Piss off now the lot of ya.

A couple of things i am really really good at visualizing issss. 

 I can visuize what a dark room would look like.

Anddd

My fave visualization thing that i think i have mastered is 

What it is like to be blind.   

 

 

If this visualizing thing in ya mind thing really worked.  

One coukd turn Fully cloathed women in totaly naked ones. 

Would / could  some people be heaps better then others, would some people be real good at doing that ? 

What a  fully clothed female would look like completely naked is ummmmmm impossible isnt it. 

Well i wouldn't trust it.

I can't for the life of me. 

Visuize what a fully cloathed man would look like totally naked. 

That doesn't work for some reason. 

Thats strange.   Oh well

 

I dare someone to arrempt to visualize their mom totaly naked. 

I don't reckon that would work. 

Ok ill stop now.  

What is happening when one is dreaming. 

Then remember a dream.  

We all know exactly how lemmings mind is doing it. 

A better question would be . 

How do we visuize  how ebucs mind visualizes stuff ? 

Use ya Memory.

Ya just do. 

Buttttt

This mind thing you talk about more then likely resides under ones skin.

You cant see through ya skin.  I higly doubt a mind has a eye.  

I mean that just fucking stupid.  Your minds eye ? 

God Dam it. NO NO... 

I didn't want to have deal with these two idiots,   buf i see no other way of getting a answer  

Gut and frigging  Hart

Back soon.  

Yep, a waste of time just like i thought...

My gut feels like minds do have eyes

And my hart is saying something but i just can't make it out. I could only imagine it is saying  the opposite of gut   ( " minds do not have eye " )

Pfffffff,  Typical gut and hart answers here.  split straighf down the middle.

I don't  know why i ever bother gathering advice from them two feuding fools.  

Back to the drawing board. 

How do i visuize things in my mind ?...

Man this is a tough one. 

Look im just gonna pass on this one. 

WTF.  How do you visuize stuff in ya head he asks .   

Total moron.

PASS.

Imagine thinking that you need to block someone. 

Thats what kind of gents you two are. 

Thats fucking real nice guys.   Respect. 

Its either they block you orrrrrrrrrrrr  ATTACK.  

I fucking love you guys

' gives the gang hand gestures '

I hope the both of you die in a watterfall, 

I really do.

Good day sirs

Ok let us now get back to PM eachother for the rest of the day. 

Picture how easy it would be to slow the process down.  

Like to obtain the Major parts for these "war machines"  you need to like solve a couple of riddles and shit.

Then once you get that major bit and try connecting it  you realize that you are going to have to send it back because the mounts are all drilled wrong and shit. 

Then it has to go to the paint and panel store in some far away place. 

And you have to phone these guys at the shop daily to ask when is it going to be ready .

And ya just keep getting fucked around because apparently alot of guys didn't turn up for work in the last few weeks. 

Then the transporting company flat out refuse to transport it because it isn't packed properly. 

Months later you recive it with no spacer attached to it. 

You'd  soon give up.  

Making things like war ships real real fast would be great training / practice  for shaving of the time it takes to make a nuclear armed and nuclear  powered sub.

And thats what its all about. 

I said White rabbits.  

It Must be handy being able to,  what was it again, " plead the blood " 

And 

" Take authority " over someone  in the name of the jesus christ guy. 

Casting people out and 

See me and the atheists totally lack these skills and or abilities.  

Ask ya average atheist to show you how they would attempt to cast another out they just stand there with a dumb look on there face.

Or they wave their hands around saying like harry potter stuff. 

They've not a clue. 

For example, ,,  Zed and Stephen are sharp as tacs and can answer anything we put to em , within reason. 

buttttt. 

Try getting like a Zed guy to claim authority over a person using only his,, " in the name of  jesus christ " method and watch him flounder.  

And Picture stephen trying to get his " plead the blood " ability thing up and operational. Whilst zed is in the corner throwing his hand in the air repeating  ( IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST )  ( IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST ) 

Fools the both of them .

Typical non magical atheists.    

Again

You Theists are so so lucky to be able to whip out a quick summons of sorts when needed.

Like fuckin. 

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  

And  a 

POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 

Good game.

Good game. 

We need a set of ummmm ( Morality scales ) or  ( scales of morality )  

Humans are so fucking complex hey.

Morals shmorals. 

How many words are needed to take out the words that describe an act as  moral or imorral.  

Also.

Picture  Ai knowing what a expensive work of art " picture " is compared to a kindergartener. 

Could it? 

 

What about planting landmines during war time then said landmine kills a person 30 or 40 years later. 

Landmines are so so frigging immoral.   

One more minor thing. 

▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•   We are in time of sorrows  ▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•      Said backwards sounds odd to me. 

It sounds like a curse.

TAKE NOTE....

Did the witch send you ?   

I could probably do this  fall in love with god thing iffffff,  jesus was god. 

It would seem easier then justtt  LOVE GOD. 

like.

Just do it you know

Love him. 

Easy right ? 

Well i can't do it. 

Unplug at the wall.

Count to 5 

Plug into wall.

Turn on. 

I DON'T KNOW GOD. 

there i said it. 

I've seriously never meet him. 

Thus brining us to  the only option to knkw god

Go to jail and get bashed once a week and raped three times a week.  see if a love for god grows from that. 

For this is where it appears to me it comes from

Thats the only i am going to be able to do it. 

I know he did a book but. 

God jesus did a book hey. ?

Look im getting a little silly now hey. 

Ok I'll stop.

Good game.

Good game. 

 

I will be excepting,   jesus is kinda god*. 

* = This offer lasts for one week only.

' crouched behind a small bush ' 

I think you maybe getting god and jesus mixed up. 

Can one love jesus and not god ? 

Orrrrr

Love god but not jesus. ( this occurs more

Or am I getting it wrong for jesus is infact god, or god being jesus.

See this is the very start of the story and it starting to get a little obscure. 

Can you clarify Rezzer?  For me. 

Is jesus god?  

'Rubbing  nips '

Hey?

Don't they?

Yeah mmmmmmm, 

They fucking so do. 

Don't they? 

Not meaning to boast or nothing butttttttt

Ive a feeling allllll the gods love me. 

Surly Putting a god before a real life person in ones " real life "  has to be next to impossible.  

God aint on the level of moms, no where near it.  ( i reckon ) 

He aint even as ummmm , good as an old pal from high school. . 

God aint as smart as these bloddy interwebs device. 

His 

Well. 

He is probably  not even in the top 100 of "important" peoples.  ( i feel ) 

I like Zed more then god.  ( zed if  you read this you are currently number 83 people of importance in my life )  thats like 15 sometimes 16 things infront of god and 23 behind me dog. 

What i am trying to say zed is , i like my dog better then you but not a god thing. 

You R welcome.  

Hey ummm.  Im always up for an experiment.

So the OP reads or asks.

Love god , and at ghe end it asks to , obey god i think you said. 

These are , i mean this is my data thus far. 

Day 1 started at 3pm ish. 

Loving god was the task. 

This ask something of me that i (think)  found hard . 

" Loving something. " 

I love me mon, so i took that approach, 

Notes. I wish i could say , i kept open minded buttttttt, this is an experiment, and as i stated before. 

What i am trying to say is , ( I don't think i was able to ummmm , LOVE the god thing. 

It ain't easy. 

Maybe i was born without religious glands or something. 

Orrrrrrrrrr 

I know what it is.

Being 30 / 40 ,  this " loving" of the god thing didn't get me as it did in my days of sunday school. 

Becauseeeeeeeeee,  of course i love a god in my sunday school years he introduced me to a great love of mine,,, thst being macaroni jewelry.   But thats a different post. 

I failed .  ( I think )

I can't do the loving of the god thing. 

Its like , i like " love"  my pet bird more then god i feel . 

I ask. 

Can one get the God thing to love me.

love me being  , come and have a chat with me. ?

For until then i can not see a relationship forming.  

You aint a troll to me.

Your.

Well. 

Your like a praher ( that )  takes me there 

I mean its more like. 

Your like a dream to me.  

Yeah . 

No but. 

Driving down the road 30 mins ago and heard that song on the radio 

Its in my head man.

Good day Sir.

I'm just getting it. 

The parts ( passages  in the bible that start with like a name and that followed  by two sets of numbers. Scriptures is it.

Is that part like ummmmmm, like god saying it ? 

What come first. Joining a group ( the christians )    orrrrrr Believing in a god thing ?

These two things have something to do with each other.  ( im almost sure of it. ) 

Theists are brilliant religious group pickers.   if we went around the room everyone would be in the correct group. 

With close to like a whole dozen different religions. You picked well. 

 

The universe is that old but i get what you mean, you got the earth and universe age mixed up. 

All good,  thanks.  

Is the earth over 10,000 years old.?

To me it seems, god has a thing for stars. Does he realy like em?

And Can these or this ummmm,  sparks of accidental flame if you will, effect it ?     ( im not sure what " it " is )

On what size picture? 

No but thats beautiful man. 

Nice post. 

The Jehovah witnesses aka christians are not very nice

If we had like one group called the christians,  that would be cool. 

But the christians split into a group that we now know as  " the christians  " 

Then one day the christians had a big argument , ( rubble,  rubble , rubble ) thus dividing the church. one half went this way the other that 

The bigger and stronger group was known as the christians,  whilst the small keep to themselves lot,  them guys are known as the chistians.   

There has to be close to a dozen different kinds. ( hehehe ) 

To simplify.

Them few hundred of christians are ok. 

Them christians are a bit messed up. 

Them ones are bad, actually No they are ok. Sorry sorry they are good. 

Butttttt

Them guys there , the christians are a terrible terrible group. 

Oh and these guys here. The christians,  they eat kids. 

This lot over here The christians are really really good.

And then there are these guys. They are monsters,  they call themselves,  the christians.

How much has Christianity messed up people

Simply × 10

 Christianity hasn't messed up people,  but it so has. 

Simpler  × 100 

Its just Normal shit.  

Simp × 1000

Christianity effects  people whom allow it too.  

And then there's Christians. 

We are talking about the christians not the christians hey? 

I gamble high stakes sometimes, and winning and losing heaps on shit like the bounce  of  a oblong shaped  ball ( only in the last seconds )  has had me thanking and asking god quite a few times. 

Gambling  even got me to prayer once of twice. 

Candy's dandy. 

A few more google searches later.

Where do trans persons come from 

Apparently Transgender people come from your average normal people.

I can probably  make my very own  trans freind. 

Google search  ( how do you create a Transgender person out of a normal person ? )  

5 hours later. 

Everything but a straight foward answer.

I might never befriend a full set of freinds. 

Transgender freind hire services (  SEARCH  )   noth8ng.

Transgender freinds for hire. ( ENTER. ) 

Again .  Nothing. 

Hang on.......   Is that A business opportunity  calling. 

Rent out new and used Transgender folks. 

Before i press ( ENTER )  

Anyone care to guess the average price of a trans person for the hour? 

It Can't be cheep.

Id say 40 to 50 bucks. Couldn't be no more then $80 a hour. 

Do kidnapping laws and rules apply to trans people. 

You wouldn't think kidnapping a Transgender person is against any laws would you? 

I might swing by the public toilets at midnight and pick myself up one. 

Transgender trading center in a town closes to you.  ( SEARCHING )  

Wow. 

Nothing. 

Do any of you guys have a like spare trans friend i can borrow for like a week or two. ?

I promise to take good care of them.

Feeding and cleaning up after a Transgender person .  (  this part is straight foward enough ) 

Maybe someone on site  may want to go halves in a tran friend ?  

 

The cheapest and best option would be to,   purchase your transsexual outright. 

That way we own him , i mean her 

PM if you are interested.  

 

 

What te hell.

Apparently these trans freinds only want to meet at public  toilets in a park somewhere real real late at at night. 

That sounds a little sketchy hey. 

Not sure what thats about. 

Maybe i worded my search wrong.

I might add , for non sexual relations. 

Nope. 

Trans freinds only meet late at nights " hook ups "