Deb-8-a-bull

Its all beiging to sound like .

God had a bad experience with a chick once at a fancy dress party. 

And he was like THATS IT. 

Men can only wear mens clothes  , women can only wear womens .

Imagine the bad stuff you can get up to under females cloathing.

I suspect god can't see throug it.

Take note.

God being all knowing and all seeing wouldn't allow them to shower. 

Maybe its just,  God doesn't mind.

He is like taking a hit for us. 

Thanks god and have a great day. 

Fanks 

If we asked god if females couu

Yes 

He said yes.

"But we haven't finished asked him" 

shhh

"But"

BE QUIET AND LISTEN 

YES

JUST.  YES.

Its a hard thing to wrap ones head around unless you've been around it . 

To say something like this .

There is nothing worse then when you go out for like dinner or drinks or something and you see a female not covered proper and you can  see like majority of the left side of her face, you could even see her ear and hair line .

It was gross.  

Thats probably like a ( remember that time moment ) 

( Try grasp this one then  ) 

" There is nothing worse then seeing a naked female "

Ya bowled over right ?  

Ill say it again.  Get ready for it ?

Anddd

  " There is nothing worse then seeing a naked female. " 

Take 8 sec to sink in 

And a 7 

And a6

Nd 5

And4 

3

And 2

And 1

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

you don't know if you just heard that or read it right. 

The fact that females can't show there body's is a perfect reason to get the old flyinghorse up and operational. 

 

Apostasy. 

Just another made up thing. 

Think of that process.  " word maker upeing "  

' overthink ' low indication detected . 

Reading your post.

I picture your old man getting you to go to sunday school .   ( no disrespect )  

Now listen here boy. 

Are you listening?  

There a good lot of people them lot down the road there ( reference to the closest church)   

You'll learn a bit from them. Ya wanna go there and listen 

Now go on piss off , and behavior yourself. 

' Flicks a coin at ya ' 

Andddd i believe.

( I believe you always put the coin in. )   

That actully could be the best thing ever to judge a person.  

Did they put ALL the money they where given from mum and dad. 

' warning lamp glows ' 

WTF?. 

ok i see ,   sorry im sorry.   

Or all the money they were given from mum and mum, 

Or dad and dad.

Or just mum

Or just dad .

Ok 

Or main care giver. 

' Lamp light fades '

 

 

Do you wish to use wife 5 as shield now or place away.  

 The Warriors music in the backround kicks in . 

You just walked in to the wrong place.  

A grouo of ninjas jump from somewhere to land a meter away . 

You then realize .they aint ninjas.  

Then you look agIn and realize there is 15 Muslim women and half a dozen  ninjas.

 No 

12 Muslim womenan 

3 ninjas . 

No

5 ninjas .

Maybe 6. 

Or is it 8 ninjas and 

1

2

3

4

5

6

7.

Female Muslim.  

Oh and one of the ninjas is a female . 

I think .

Hangon 

3

4

5

6

7

One of them looks a cross between ninja and or female Muslim 

You head statrs spinning

 confusion sets in . 

DO YOU .

TAKE THE STAIRS AND ESCAPE ? 

Or

Stop to kill the Muslim women  with whom dont have a minder.

You stop and kill 3  Muslim  women and 1 ninja not on purpose. 

Your power levels increase.  

Who just yelled out . 

" cross dressing "  

If only god let men wear women's clothes and vice versa. 

A male Muslim could easily  dressed up like a female Muslim.  

Just kidding.

Two midgets could easly be a female Muslium. 

A Muslim man wouldn't  disguise themselves as a women. 

Ok ok 

It may have occurred  like a handful of times. 

Dress like a woman week  is to raise money for the few guys that come up with it. 

Bus loads of male Muslims in female dress get dropped of  in the middle of the city with no minders.

Each plsyer must zig and zag there way past all and every deadlh bloke near them.  

You know in tiggy you have like a bar were you cant get tagged if you are touchong it. 

Bar. 

A male cardboard cut out.  

I bet there is lots of these for females.  

Get from one side of the city to the next in womens clothes and you win. 

Sounds like a good game hey.

Ultimate tag 

Scatter.  

It will be live in HD hey ?

I like the looks of the American team . 

I have USA within  ( 1.5 years  ) 

Hold on a sec. 

' pours a EXTRA large ginger ale ' 

' adds butter to popped corn ' 

"  adds wayyy more butter ' 

Ok. 

What time js the BLAST OFF  ?? 

Waves USA flag side to side .

USA. 

USA. 

Round 1 .

Fight. 

I need more butter for my popcorn ,  but someone is going to say something  if i do . 

ONE more.  ' add butter  ' 

Shit that went on the floor .

HAS IT .

' Butter ' 

Stafted yet guys . ?

' butter ' 

So ? 

I fucking like Butter. 

Push off .

Extream nonsense,   nonsetriusisum.  Nontretjsts. 

What word  am i trying to make up . 

It'll probably end wih a isum.

No but. 

What come first , sunday school   or.  Church . ?

Ha ha. 

Looking back now . 

I feel like my Sunday school teachers where much much to soft . They  didn't ummmm, utilize there time well. 

No scary  stories .

It almost feels like my sunday school teacher where normal nice people . Overly nice. 

I would of believed in god in an instant if they turned  up the heat .  ( for the little people scare easy) 

A  ( STRONGLY  WORDED  )  white sheet on a bit of fishing line would  of went a long long  way hey. 

A white cloth dancing in your room  making scary noises and threatening to kill my mum. Aint nothing to be sneezed at . 

The bible back then didn't contain a single scary bit in it.  

All it was was 

That  Noah guy, 

zed ? 

You  know he did the save the animals thing  ?

The fucking guy that got one male one female of each animal stories 

You know it .

The animal arch boat

' Stopppppp pause ' 

Haaaaaa. ,

read that line above.     i am posting in a Muslim post then 

    (  animal arch boat l 

Now rock back and forth and say it 

Animla arch boat 

Thats weird.  

Its not flyinghorse weird. But its up there .  INot flyinghorse up there. 

Fuc

I forgot what i was saying now. 

Can i get a .. 

Animal arch boat. 

Good day zed

I could easily be shoot down from here . 

He should respond with .

Who are you again ? Deb 8 a what. 

( Then go.)  

Ive never seen you post in here before ever . 

I know i attempted to read one of your posts about a year ago,  but i couldn't do it. 

( Then wrap it up with . .)

You actually sound like a fucking idiot to me. But ill play along .

 ( then say ) 

What do you want me to say. ?

 .

( This would take me approximately  4 months to bounce back from..) 

.

 

Nice posts Winks.   

The posts  on this page. 

A karma list.   Ha , ha, ha. 

I wrote a mass pm to you one day about a year , a year and a half ago and i went to  press send it and there was to many words so as i do.

I delete it.   ( i didn't want you to think i was a fool ) 

Anyway

I was trying to say that. 

 ( i am you ) 

I'd never seen in proper writing the way ( I ) think. 

Post after mother fucking post was my fucking post.

In so much as ,   I read one of your posts and i  know exactly what the next post would be in regards to and the next

For months man .  that time ago,

less now for some reason  but  It was freakishly uncanny.   

I was like a tiny bit dumber one of you.   

You are able to write post much more better then i.  I cant spell the word ( parent  ) actually i just spealt it right fist time then.  

But ummm,

Please tell me youve read one of my post one day and thought .  we are a little similar, or something along them lines. 

(  if i think i think like you think  ,  i know you have. ) 

Good day sir. 

 

You can't  " sense " our Christianity. 

Or any other religion . 

But boy can ya  "  sense " our paganism. 

I feel pagan.  

I am not and never will be butttttt.  

But You can " feel " it hey? 

Anyone else feel the pagan.   

Everything shitty spoken about wonen in religion shows how they  played next to no part in inventing the fucking nonsense. 

TO  WOMEN.

Id like to hear what our great alien overlord xenu. ( gives hand gestures )  how he " talks "  about women. 

Since he is like the newest guy of the sky.

I suspect he wouldn't be so harsh. (  i dont have a clue )  but youd think that hey? 

Lets us now go heyyyyy. For xenu. 

Heyyyy.

In  countries where you " have to be " a Muslim,  there is no doubt that you would have heaps of people that are ( Not religious  ) or ( christian )  in full Muslim attire. 

Undercover if you will.  

The Christian God knows about this right ?

Do you think when you do the going to heaven thing and you end up in the christian waiting room in your Muslim get up. 

God knows hey ? 

Would Christian god be like ummmmm " forgiving " and  " understanding "  of this ?   

I reckon he would be cool with it. 

 You'd have to change before passing the gates but. 

Christian god knows and his got ya back. 

Keep in mind , The christian gods punishment for being in a diff group. 

if the Muslims are not the " real ones "  then that means they have been tricked /  deceived  if you will.

The price for them getting tricked into believing untruths for there entire life in accordance with christian god isssss.  Weekend at burnies.

Thats burning in hell for like everrrrrrrr. 

That don't seem fair one fucking bit. 

To sum it up.

Christian god is ok butttttttt Christian god is horrible.   

Leaning to the horrible.  

"moraly"   

Into 

everyone HAS to be religious.

Morals. 

Into 

Butttttt everyone has to be in this specific group. 

Moraly. 

Into 

People can be religious or not.  

Moroly 

Into

People are not allowed to be religious 

I read allllll ya posts with a lisp. 

Imagine if god  said things that didn't fit well with time and location. 

I tell you what would suck issss ...

Imagine If  god said something that all the writer's were not at all happy with.  

Picture a writer writting something  down  and  swearing because he didn't want to be adding that part. 

Or A person telling a scribe / writer  what to write but wishing he didnt have to..

For example.

Imagine if god wanted us to prayer to him like 50 times a day.

But people only wanted to worship only like 2 to 5 times a day.

Think about all the nonsense being put forth to make a change like this before going with the only logical way ,  that being a flyinghorse. 

No but. 

IF there was only one mode of transport that one could use to go meet god , it surly would be a flyinghorse. 

It just makes sence.  

Imagine proving god exists " seeing him " whilst on  the back of a flyinghorse.   

Wowzers.    

What a day. 

They could call that  ( A Blurka )  

Ha .

Blurka 

Ha,Ha. 

Do them there links  contain violence ?  

( Links on a post about Muslims ) can't be good right ? 

They aint going to be about rollerskating  Or  funny cat vids.  

 Actully .

Links in posts about religious matters can't  be good at all. 

I put me nuts in em. 

 

It'll take of .

With so many men.

I cant believe i was the first to ever come up with that.

THANKS 

Thank you. 

I'm truly humbled,  but please  , i  would like to remain enormous.

At the mall today in the cold drinks section. 

I notice. 

Some of the mouth size pieces look like a perfect fit.  To like drink out of 

Big mouthpieces . 

And the bottle part

The bottle part look extremely (  mould able ) is that a word?  

Why You could just hover one of them bottle above a lighter and mould it into like ummm. 

Like umm.

Well any funny little  shape one wants.  Of Big shape.

I went on to then run a thought experiment.  One of the clearest ive ever had. 

Lets say you stuck your finger in it then pulled it back out.

I Then Wash it out with soap suds and accidentally  feelt how slippery that bottle becomes.

Put your finger in it. 

Now Pull it back out again.

I then thought what if it was a more snug fit. 

But i aint dumb for i knew 

My fingers wont go in and out because  there is like air building up.    ( i heard about this building up of air once from an old girlfriend )  

I worked tirelessly for the next . I mean i thought about it for a split second.

And it come to me. 

Thats when i patterned a small hole towards the bottom. With adjustable  air pressure vales 

Oh So many activities,  i thought

It would be Recycling at the least. 

And im all for recycling.  

I now have a couple of drinks here that ill never drink.  

And boy were they expensive.     Of course the drink company's are fulky aware.  

My fave drinks mouthsize piece is no good .

Ya know what i meant ? 

So ummm yeah ' kicks dirt ' 

Oh crap.

I wish i now knew wnen i can post again.

Maybe 20 mins inbetween.

I'll just pick up straight from here in 20 mins then .

Not a problem.  

Do Stay on topic deb* you are losing it.  

And remember, ,, you are in sorrows .  

' coughs ' 

Yeah  thats right.  

Ladies and gentlemen  of the forurm . 

We find ourselves  here  today,  in these times  of sorrows.  

Nope. 

The express train to stupidity ain't moving .

Now look what you've gone and done. 

I probably will NEVER speak shit for like 10 - 15 posts in a row ever again. 

Nope. 

You've  brought this on yourselves., 

Tell me you are all sorry and i am aloud to drive me train around .  

Thats all i ask. 

Ok then. 

Do a fucking petition or some shit.

Good day. 

Hang on. 

My train is on the wrong tracks here hey. 

I can simply change tracks  line and drive it.  ( keep a note on whom the line operator is )  

Getting fucking dobbed on. 

Im swithch lines fucker. 

Backing it up  ' Beep ' 'Beep ' ' Beep ' 

Shitty track anyway .

' Beep ' ' Beep '   turning. 

Looking at the available lines open with decent line operator. 

Blast horn. 

' middle  Finger extended out the widow ' 

See ya later fuckerssssssssss. 

Just fucking Laying on the horn now.

And im off .

' Poof ' 

Yes i know what my train sounds like.

But its a train , it doesn't matter if it goes poof poofpoof . Fucking grow up man.  

Wankers.

Meth.

Its a hell of a drug.  

There is an opening there 

We are allowed to interpret scripture how we like on this site. 

Andddddd 

We are also allowed to interpret scripture " incorrectly " on this site.  And correctly. (No punishment) 

Take note. 

 

 

But i can't  spell. You know this .  

And that would be near impossible doing it as you suggested. 

We are smack bang  in the middle of a time and sorrows epidemic,  crises  and this is an issue ?. 

I understand boss i do .  can i ask for a little patience on this.  

Not being smart or nothing but .

My random name along with nimbers thing doesn't work for you. ? 

That doesn't qualify.  

Well it looks like thats back to school for me .  

I seriously can't  spell but heY. 

The funny thing is i knda feel ummm .  it is unfair to me. 

And boss ,  there ain't  no real life thing that could do this to me . Im a fucking killer . 

But off i go. 

Grade 5 it is.  

You are all laughing at me hey? 

Call me names hey ? 

'Walks away ' 

But i can't  spell. You know this .  

And that would be near impossible doing it as you suggested. 

We are smack bang  in the middle of a time and sorrows epidemic,  crises  and this is an issue ?. 

I understand boss i do .  can i ask for a little patience on this.  

Not being smart or nothing but .

My random name along with nimbers thing doesn't work for you. ? 

That doesn't qualify.  

Well it looks like thats back to school for me .  

I seriously can't  spell but heY. 

The funny thing is i knda feel ummm .  it is unfair to me. 

And boss ,  there ain't  no real life thing that could do this to me . Im a fucking killer . 

But off i go. 

Grade 5 it is.  

You are all laughing at me hey? 

Call me names hey ? 

'Walks away ' 

And right you are.

Helena 34 : 19 

Any writing  after a random name and numbers is fair game. 

The  fukin hide on em hey pal 

We aint allowed.    

 ( 78xcygtouy98 )

Lets put a Hold on that henny penny. 

Enough said  

Jessica  13 : 22

Is something other then me bothering you .  

PM me . We can talk about it if you want . 

But you are all good hey melchataz ? 

I will bann myself for 1 hour.  Good day...

 

Can anyone guess whom it may be. ?

 Wolfgang 34  :  45 

Fair / fair .. 

Also you are going on about a post that was not at all ment to be taking literally dumb dumb. 

Who the hell takes a Henrietta post literally ? 

 

Thank you. 

Good game.

Good gamd. 

Roger 55 : 13

Where was i ?

Ok thats it. 

Google search sword.

Google search glitter gold swod . 

Stop stop . 

I cant do this hey . 

Ok thats it 

Analogy  google search meaning .

Waiting waiting 

Henrietta  54 : 62

Or would you belive ... i am simply doing this derailing of you post because we may be in a time of sorrow. 

If this is so.

Im trying to not make sorrow obvious if you will. 

You know what i mean ? 

' opens arms ' 

Can i get a hug big fella.  

' arms remain open '

No.?

All good. 

Daisy 12 : 39 

Are we good ? 

Barbara 88 : 90. 

And with this i get the added bonus of the  literally or not literally factor. 

And your skills will have to come into  play  for if you are not knowledgeable enough to know what i am saying , as stated by you before . I wouldn't  be dabbling in the fine arts of this scripture. 

Samantha 14 : 38 

If i start my post with like umm , i don't know a random name lets say ,

then whack a few number on to it ,  i should be good to continue hey ? 

Are you cool with this ?

Fair is fair right. 

We are all aloud to speak nonsense ONLY .

THATS ONLY .

 if said post starts with a ramdom name followed with the numbers 

So i can go .

Gary 33 : 55.       (  INSERT MY NONSENSE  )    and we are good ?

You seen that hey

You Fix that for me hen. 

Give him a week or two. Say no more.

He would be one of the few higher paid theist on this site that guy. 

Best stay away from him . 

Right you are. i appoligize my kind sir and thank you greafly for not taking out for one hour with a smite. 

Good game.

Good game. 

' breaths deep ' wow that was cloes right there . 

I leave you with it. 

 

' disappears in a cloud of smoke '