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Just kidding guys .
We know you lot can sometimes have your own thoughts on a subject or two.
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If by any chance you " christians " can be more specific and tell us all what type of christian you are .
We can cut out tne middle man
We wont need to even talk to you guys.
As we no your thoughts , i mean your and gods thought . Or maybe just gods thoughts on pretty much all subjects we talk about here.
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christians .
Thoughts on homosexual people ?
Powwwwww
and Got ya again .
Christians can't just go willy nilly having thoughts of their very own on things.
Remember ?
I mean , Who do they think they are ?
Hehe
And againnnnnnnnnnn. Thats three in a row
No answer required.
We know who the christians are.
I cant think of the associated paragraph that tells us and them who thay are butttttt.
WE KNOW.
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Well hang on a second.
STOP RIGHT THERE....
Before i decide.
A quick google .
▪°•▪°• Are atheists allowed to be pro abortion or the other , life. ? ▪○°•▪○•
Please say we can choose.
Please say we can choose.
and BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
cool
Computer says. The atheists can decide for themselves on this here subject,
for it has nothing to do with god being real or not.
Woah ' sigh ' Thats a relief.
Ok so christians have to be Pro life here hey? Insta thinks ( so that must be the wrong choice ) hehe
NO BUT ( PURELY FOR HUMOR ) and not a spec more.
Lets say.
Christians were allowed to have like umm, a choice of there very own here,
What do you reckon christians would choose ?
NO Stop.
Stop
PLEASE DON'T ANSWER .
Its beyond totally irrelevant.
And moving on.
Silly Christians talking and or thinking about stuff that is according to them not at all needed to be talked and thought about.
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Pocket protector.
Thick glasses.
Not tattoos.
Are but a few things id look for if i was a female.
But
But
It doesn't work like that does it ?
Or does it ?
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I reckon i could pick a guy whom wouldn't bash a female.
There could be like 2 or 3 In a shopping mall at all times.
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CHARACTER JUDGING.
ya got your basic male judging male.
Anddddd
The realitivly easy male judging female.
But then
The ( i think ) EVER complex muti facet mega unpredictable female judging male.
Its crazy how diffrent these are. !
Female judging female characters i don't think exists soooooo
I wouldn't have a clue, about that.
Buttttttttt
What i am trying to say is.
Could a portion of domestic violence . ( what size? )
Be " put to " but not "lye with " Females "in general" being. or may be being .
( " Bad " judges of character ? )
Just a thought.
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@IlDiavolo
Sorry about that ID.
It just come out. Its like a spazam
I hear you.
I don't like it buttttt. Ill take it in.
I don't like extra " sense " ory
Outer bod.
Spidie tingling senses.
I dont like thinking you can " take stuff " from your dreams and ( coral ated ) you know that word.
And line it up with the real life.
But as you said. Toats free belive or not deal.
You i belive may very well be , the smartest dumb cunt on this site.
I don't know.
Have a great day but.
' Insert "Muttley" swearing '
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@b9_ntt
They could probably make a movie about it.
Me personally id call the film .
MOSES
The opening scene would be lile a baby floating down a river.
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You knew in your dreams that granny was soon to die .
Get the fuck out of town i say.
Bullshit.
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I feel i have not ever had one spec of control what so ever over what i dream .
Never ever not a single dream in my life have i ever felt that it was "trying to allude to something"
Or of any importance what so ever.
No dream have i ever drempt has ever liked linked up with real life events.
I feel like you guys on the other hand might be like ummm dream masters.
Or dream wranglers if you will.
Pull ya heads in .
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People that die from illnesses at a young age , before 30.
Seem to all be staunch as fuck.
Like Brave people.
Buttttttt
thats because the minute number of early terminal deaths ive seen are like youtube videos.
And they are people comfortable infront of a camera. ( a strange thing ) but a diffrent post.
I might take that comment back.
( People that die before 30 are all strong people )
Thats a shit comment.
Im not going to think that anymore.
' Sticks paperclip in reset hole '
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People that " know " they will die soon MUST feel that something big in life like a big party or something extraordinary is going to happen soon but after they are dead.
Thus you want ever know.
This i think will be a HORRIBLE FELLING.
I seriously got goosebumps typing that.
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There is a lot of animals with gended issues.
Non more so then eels.
Seahorses. Have gender issue and i think they think they are horses.
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Schizophrenic animals. Or suffering identity crisis
Whale sharks.
And one of my fave animals.
False killer whales.
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Two police officer one night both tried to convince me that the Dog they were walking was a Cop.
I'm guessing they must of been drunk.
I said to them , yeah whatever.
If their dog was a cop, then my dog is a undercover Cop.
My dog was later charged with inpursinating a police dog but soon all charges ended up being dropped.
A dog thinking its a cop.
Animal schizophrenia. ?
Maybe.
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@Lemming
Animal schizophrenia.
I was good friends with caterpillar once whom actually thought he was a butterfly.
He was One crazy mofo.
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Imagine the first bloke that put a mobile phone in a dead persons coffin.
I bet they thought they were onto something ground breaking.
Dead people dont and or can't use mobiles.
Or just no reception.
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@zedvictor4
A persons past behavior is the best indication for a persons future behavior.
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That last post was a genuine Random thought.
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Well lets say for example.
A person likes Getting pissed on from time to time right.
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Parasites make animals do weird stuff.
Like Toxoplasmosis.
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Oh thats saccadic suppression.
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Another funny thing is sadaic suppression i think its called.
Thats how one cant see ones eyes move in a mirror.
I dont know what this has to do with anything butttttttt.
its just odd thinking about it.
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@IlDiavolo
Do you believe people can be hypnotized ?
And do stuff like act like a chicken.
I believe atheists find this subject ummmm, nor here nor there.
A grey area.
And do stuff like act like a chicken.
I believe atheists find this subject ummmm, nor here nor there.
A grey area.
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@badger
Hehe
I was gonna mention ya big cock.
But umm yeah.
Thats what you'll be.
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@badger
An Arabian charger
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If anyone wants me to tell them what animal they will come back as.
Please feel free to ask.
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Two weeks after death your spirit animal has been assigned and the transformation begins.
By week 5 after death you are pretty much fully aware you are now a baby puffin.
You then navigate life as so.
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A week into death you will find it funny that NO mention and or talk of a bloke named jesus christ has popped up.
Because what does a bloke named jesus christ have to do with being dead.
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In death we will wish we can still post posts because you'd know all the answers to alllllll questions posted in the religious forum.
Posts like
There is no evidence for a afterlife will become moot.
For There could in fact be. "once there"
Posts like
There is no evidence for a afterlife will become moot.
For There could in fact be. "once there"
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When we die they announce the "winners" within 1 min.
Winners like .
There is a god and The Mormans are the correct ones .
Or
There is a god and the Muslims are the closest to being correct.
Orrrrrr
There is NO god and the atheists win.
We lot on this site will die andddd when they announce the atheists as the winners .
We be all like fist pumping with a big grin ear to ear. Hahahahaha
Laughter, and happiness.
Then our next thought wont be self pres
it will be Thinking about the stupid believers that believed in gods.
Ive a funny feeling , I'm gonna die and i will be thinking about how the brother D , and the others was completely wrong.
Then it will be oh fuck , im dead .
I'll start crying and shit .
Get real scared.
With a quick one second grin inbetween because you just remembered how you were right being a atheist.
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( BHB ) There's the times before the Holy bible. ( before morals ) ( immoral christians )
Anddddd
( AHB ) After the holy bible. ( with morals ) ( moral christians )
Or am i doing this wrong.
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Christians ?
Lets run a quick google.
how many DIFFERENT types of " Christians " is there. ?
Answer..... Only one.
Well I'll be.
I tnought there was like over ONE wholeeeeeeee DOZEN.
Thats 12.
No but.
When you say you are "Christian" and nothing more.
Its only fair that the reader then responder gets to decide what type you are .
As long as its in this group called the christians.
Being one type of christian to another type of Christian could be "moraly" diffrent.
Into
Eric's bible study group.
Into
Brother Liam's
Yes they both have pizza but totaly diffrent.
What If there is another one or two of these moral msg things outside of the holy book. ?
WHAT TYPE OF CHRISTIAN ARE YOU ?
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Graveyard slot machines.
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When we die , there will be a bloke with a list. A check list.
One of my fave "when we die"
A angle with a poison dripping sword he decides,
Remember that story. Or i maybe remembering a iron maiden song. Rhyme of the ancient mariner.
Or am i thinking about the angle Gabriel.
I talk to plaques and tombstones.
Try visiting a loved ones grave and not talk to it.
It appears that we can be " talk" to through graves.
Do you want people to visit your grave ?
It is silly to think you do butttttt it is silly to think you don't.
It just .
Well It silly.
I can't help but feel religion have ruined the thought of a place called " heaven " .
Of course it doesn't exist ( well i dont think it does )
With ai and tech.
Not many people are buried whilst on life support.
Also , you could put wires in ya hart, and at the grave you can have like a peddle thing for ya mates to " get you going again"
Interactive.
You can have a slow release parcel shoot for messages.
A knocker.
And you cant leave util you roll snake eyes
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Lighting a fire and it getting out of hand.
This is how it would sound
Moral , moral , moral , moral
Then a quick fast few moral
Moral
Moral
Moral
Moral
You look back and its just.
IMMORAL. AS fuck.
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Imagine something thats NOT immoral to only one day ( only maybe ) thats only maybe and not in your hands, becoming immoral.
Oh figgen no.
Is it a matter of being moral or immoral. Sending a person to jail who is inoccent.
Its not good on the populace.
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Killing someone that appears to be randomly killing people. May just scrap in as not being imorral as it is for the "better good" .
Oh crap
Now i have to think about killing someone via lindmine if they are in fact killing people .
Stop, stop, stop.......
' deep breaths '
Landmine setting is a real touchy subject.
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@sui_generis
Id say they are kinda fully responsible but kinda not fully responsible.
Wich means i haven't got a clue.
I dont think .
This all started when i heard someone say . It is not imorral to kiil another person from ( the " opposition " ) in an act of war.
I mean in a war.
Like During war time.
This sounds odd.
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Yep.
So like if it is considered not immoral to plant a mine during war time.
When it kills someone 20 years after war.
Are you like ummm , moraly responsible. Or any type of responsible. ( after the fact )
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Sneaky Old women benifiting.
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And boy is it uncanny how.
My gay lover Gabriel in a Muslim dress look lidentical to 4 of my wives.
Orrrrrr
My cousin Anna , my sister Rebecca and someone you are not sure of instantly become identical. And your 2nd wife.
Alll similar to the naked eye, you could easily MISTAKE one for the other.
This fact Comes in handy i could imagine.
I mean , we all make mistakes right .
You Learn and move on.
Why You can even sleep with old ladies .
Only by accident of course.
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@zedvictor4
I'm picturing there would be fig leaves that are shaped in a certain way that are better for men.
As soon as i posted my comment about the fancy dress party zed , i thought .
Actually its a crossdressing issue.
He went home with what he thought was a women.
Its clearly NOT a mistake on his part . Its A simple little mix up if you will. It could happen to anyone.
This event led to a Onset of homophobia. Then its downhill from there.
All this still makes it hard to ask , why have women cover up like this.
I then enter a state of real bloke like blokeness.
' scratches left nuts '
If i was scorned by a "good looking" woman . I'd have them all cover up. Thus they are all the same.
Orrrfr
If you are lucky enough to be going with the best looking girl in town Lisa.
The ( all women need to be covered ) rule, truly shines.
Lisa fully covered looks like fatma fully cloathed.
Orrrr
Actully.
If i could only pull like ugly chicks, have them all covered up.
Becauseeeeeeeeee
A ugly women fully covered. Looks alot like A pretty women fully covered
The method behind this madness srarts to flow.
Hang on.
A 10 year old completely covered may resemble a 35 year old completely covered.
Moving on
Hey guys .... sick of being caught out in extra marital affairs.
John wants to go out with marks wife Jenny but john is married to Sahara and dosent want mark to know.
Here is jenny and Sahara before Muslim dress
And here they are after.
Haha
Picture Before and after snaps.
So so many activities.
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I am really really "bad" at translating scriptures. ( ever heard someone say that ? )
There isn't one christian thats ever been on this site that was not once or currently in the
☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 10,000 ☆☆☆☆☆ scripture translator of all of timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
To have it a guess. I am ranked somewhere in the hi 6 billions , thats of all time.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Now with this in mind.
How could anyone ever possibly know just what it is that i might make God tell me next ?
Thats fucking dangerous man , well its edgy.
There could infacf be like "crazy" " weird " people among us.
' ok wrap it up deb '
Well there could be is all i am saying.
So ummm , yeah.
' kicks dirt '
Good game.
Good game.
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The first 100 bible study everyone just looked at the book.
And there like " what is it again " Its a book called The bible "
The what?
Its a bible.
" And Who made that? "
Well we are not entirely sure how to answer that yet.
End of lesson.
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As soon as you implement the "Help people in need " plan
The " people cheat factor " kicks in.
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