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The first thing to bring up is how Aron Ra backwards is nearly aron ra.
That pretty much assures us his a robot.
Then mention how much of a young chump punk he is.
Just
Ad-hom after Ad-hom after Ad-hom.
Its live.
Aron ra won't know what hit him.
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Ok last one .
Picture every church having to offer a anti-indoctrination program.
They so definitely could.
A piece of paper with the Quarterly earning on it.
Not many follwers have past that
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Anti-doctrine.
A Gay camp if you will.
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Im pictuing a day when you wake up not a Catholic.
I guessing one has to renew because of a expiration date.
You weened yourself from/ off of catholicism.
What a trip that would be.
Just when i thought Quilting a religious group would be easy.
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you say you were born a Catholic but i don't affiliate with any.
Say it again
I was born a Catholic (stop there )
Again
I was born a Catholic ( again stoppp )
But i dont affiliate with any.
Yeah but
Well.
Its
Ok.
Fair enough.
Good day sir
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@TheUnderdog
I was born with alllllll the religions me in .
I just weeded them out.
Picture a Christian mommy and a christin daddy have a aadorable little Muslim baby.
If thats hard to picture .
Picture the stats or "christians" havin " christians " and Muslims having muslim kids .
Freaky stat that one.
Its feaky like the nuber of theists that are currently in the corretct religion into religious group.
One surly couldn't bd sure that they are in the wrong " group "
But the stat would approx 98%
To clarify.
98 OUT OF 100 Religious people pick the correct group out of ( to be fair 20 ) there couldn't be to many more religious groups then 20 .
Well there definitely isnt 50.
Imagine collecting these stats of people in the right group.
Halfway through a day of stat collect, your jaws on the ground and you just want to keep going until someone say NO.
Trulllllylylylylyly. Amazing statssssssss.
Im just asking . Can you imagine it. ?
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@Castin
Stephen FULL STOP
His the epitome of peoples you don't want in ya religious group.
If somehow 3 maybe 2 stephens got let lose in a religious group , why it game over . Only like a local church.
Ill explain in more detail later , but in short.
He just ummmm, ozez doubt.
He asks his staight foward questions in such a calm manner.
Ya punch him, Like you call him ( a bible illiterate fool ) and you can all most sense him taking it in stride.
And he doesn't studer
But in every like "confrontation" , with any other , it appears he knows more.
More on the this here subject, religious forum.
To the the Theists he is a ( anti-theist )
He aint no anti anything.
It just looks
It just looks like stephen is asking a couple of questions.
GOD himself loaths him.
( I believe. )
He knows the most I on the subject that is . Religious forum.
Andd get this , from both mother fucking sides
Does it appear to you that he is the most knowledgeable on this here subject.
Then Zed #2.
3 zeds will fuck a avrage gathering in week maybe 2 tops
The subject that is religious forum is ( a little philosophyish )
You can say unclaimabul over the top things .
Sooòooooooo. Zed on the other hand isnt about the gooledygook.
I feel , He pulls allll into line . And all he is doing is
Telling it like it is. . His intellectual. And ever so logical.
Does he not appear to you to be ( the most smartest person on this site ? )
Who do you think might be smarter ? Is Not a question
Its zed .
Because his the smartest .
You'd turn to him
Your
#3 castin
because if them two like did each other.
They would make a baby,
and that little Bay Bay Nit sac would be.
Well.
It would be a well rounded you .
Zed and the Stepping hen, could beat the combined rest of us in ummmmm.
correctness.
They post readabull , sensible retorts .
I use this So i can speak difficult to make out shit . And i thank them for that.
They fukin run the division.
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Stephen knocks on your church door .
Everyone quite shhhhhh.
The whole congregation dare not make a sound .
Knock, knoc, knock.
He finally goes away.
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@Castin
You might be the 3rd worse person on site that you want in your religious.group.
Put nicer
Any religious group would be WAY worse of having to deal with you.
Security
Security.
Get rid of him.
Ill Explain to the others how all you want is homosexual sex
24/7.
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@zedvictor4
Not meaning to be rude Zed but , you would be one of the most crappie members of any church.
Oh that didn't come out right.
What i am saying is .
No one
Not one single religion would ever want a member like you.
It would be frivolous dealing with you.
So yeah .
You are welcome zed .
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@zedvictor4
You would be a tricky one to catch
Zed .
You wouldn't say no to a tall refreshing plastic cup of ice cold coolaid would you?
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@zedvictor4
You no me zed.
If i created a false religion It would be for the bitches.
Then I'd soon tire of that.
And then i would ever so lightly start to incress the membership fees.
And find like excursion fees. And fixed fees.
Then get peoples to run this . Because it gets to much work
So i go back to forcing myself on the best looking women in the group. ( this is now a fixture )
Then id start bossing people ( men ) around .
Only , i mean Especially men with sexy wives,
They will unfortunately have tp start working 3 or 4 days away from my clubhouse.
And then concentrate on the money side .
Then i probably might start my formation into a actual God .
Thus increasing all avinues of income.
Then right when i think i am just about to die or get busted.
I will have a big celebration .
Then to give something back , it will be .
Free Coolaid for all .
If i created a false religion It would be for the bitches.
Then I'd soon tire of that.
And then i would ever so lightly start to incress the membership fees.
And find like excursion fees. And fixed fees.
Then get peoples to run this . Because it gets to much work
So i go back to forcing myself on the best looking women in the group. ( this is now a fixture )
Then id start bossing people ( men ) around .
Only , i mean Especially men with sexy wives,
They will unfortunately have tp start working 3 or 4 days away from my clubhouse.
And then concentrate on the money side .
Then i probably might start my formation into a actual God .
Thus increasing all avinues of income.
Then right when i think i am just about to die or get busted.
I will have a big celebration .
Then to give something back , it will be .
Free Coolaid for all .
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@zedvictor4
Would you open a email if it appeared to have religious content in it. ?
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A Religious group , makes a Ponzie scheme look so fucking amateur..
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Again .
Be it real, Be it false.
It all appears the same.
We should be gobsmacked that fake religions guessed then continued to use a " style " if you will ( Abrahamic )
As the one and only REAL , TRUE God did.
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You can picture Joseph Smith thinking .
" There aint no way they are gonna fall for this crap again."
So he "Spruced" it up a little .
Anddddddddd he got em.
Very well played Mr Smith . You may Now collect 10 cents from every player. every week
Thats fucking cash $$$$$$$$ right there.
Folding cash
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Be them real or be them fake
It is fair and or safe to say .
Gods get guys to do a book for them .
Or like.
God got guys to do a book for it.
Can we agree with that. ?
A simple yes or no?
Anddddd
Could we say .,
" They do it in a ummmm , lets say a "scripture" like way."
Or
" God speaks in scripture. "
Actually theists won't agree on that one .
Well Can i get a
( it appears so ? )
Can you at least give me a
( kinda )
Or to elaborate more.
( It kinda does ) .
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From Abraham to L Ron.
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IT GONNA BE THE GREATEST BOOK EVERRRRR.
They all knew....
Its gonna be the most important book made
They knew It will contain the answers to almost everything.
But The writing contributors were split down the middle.
Half of them wer like
' I reckon we do it in like a scripture format.'
Then others
'Present it in a Straight foward manner.'
Back and foward this went on.
' Scriptures '
'Straightforward'
'Scriptures.'
And so it was.
scripture way wins
They went with doing it in a half assed nor hear nor there, most times literally but some times not. A patch of actual history hear. Some wacky fucked up stuff there.
Sooooooo
It was realy only commen sense that L Ron Hubbard received message from fucking. ( ga durp a durp ) the alien dude
And
You know what language he speaks right ?
That alien bastards fluent in scripture.
TO TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD ONE MUST HAVE TO LIE TO ONES SELF
Its a must.
And me mom fair warned me about people like that .
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You got the words ( vizulize ) and ( minds eye ) in one sentence.
Andddddd
(Vizulize) dosnt really mean vizulize .
( Eye ) dont. mean eye.
Ahhhhhhhh
' deep breaths '
Your really pissing me off now man hey.
Andddddd
(Vizulize) dosnt really mean vizulize .
( Eye ) dont. mean eye.
Ahhhhhhhh
' deep breaths '
Your really pissing me off now man hey.
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Another correct response might be.
Could you please clarify.
Thank you.
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How do you visualize in your minds eye.
I wish the OP read.
How do ya reccon you visualize shit in your " head " man .?
I keep thinking thats what its asking .
Then i read it. And it again reads
How do you visualize in your minds eye?
It sinks in , then
bammmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The only answer to this question is.
What the fuck do you mean c nt. ?
What the fuck is ya minds eye ?
For fuck sake.
Visualizing shit in me minds fuckin eye.
wanker.
Pass
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Stop
Actly zed dont do it yet. Stop
This is a big decision. A an important one.
I think i shoukd consult with my girlfriend first.
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Amazingly capable brains.
Or
Big willy.
Elaborate.
See I'm thinkin about choosing the ( amazing capable brain )
Thus the question is.
By choosing one does it effect the other ?
Don't say no .
Becausd Ill give you "official studies" into the subject of the brain making the penis larger.
Actually no.
You know full well zed, that i too like to live life dangerously.
Im just going to go with it.
I choose A. The good brain one.
Go
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Found it yet pal.
You are looking for a ( search bar )
A google search bar.
Its like a long rectangular box .
Google..
Click on that.
This will open You keypad.
Then
Type on your pad ..creation.
Noooo.
In the rectangle part
type creation in that part.
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What ya wanna do If you dont won't other to know you got it from the interwebs
Do ya google
skip 10 pages into the options you are given.
Go to the 2nd post from the top.
Again.
You are most welcome
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For creation.
I suggest you run a. ( google search. )
For macro evo On the other hand ( google search. )
When the search gives you a page of options , go to the 2nd one.
Double click .
You.
Are .
Welcome.
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I had it writen down but luckily i went up and re read your post .
Because
Now get this Weave.
Your gonna laugh at this
I had 2 great books i thought you should look at in regards to Creation
I typed it up ,
I was just about to send .
Then i read the OP again
After reading the OP again i realized,
Well as a atheist he isnt asking me for any info into creation.
And thats a fucking dam shame.
Next time hey.
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I think christians need to be reminded how easy it is to become one.
Its So frigging easy.
Watch .
Ok so now thats done.
Im a christian right?
Guys?
Im a Christian.
I have met all the requirements.
I have what all christians have that proves they are a Christian right ?
I got my ( ___________ )*
Along with another ( ___________ )*
And i will soon recive in the mail my ( _________) *
This is more then enough proof, im 100 % a Christian right ?
Thats atheist to christian in under 5 seconds. ( if you require the "Special phrase " )
Alarming isn't it. ?
Easily infiltrated So just be aware of that guys.
Not a problem
Anddd
You are Welcome.
* Absolutely Nothing
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@Lemming
I'm guessing you write on your walls. ?
I filled up my walls 4 maybe 5 years ago.
Ive got 3 rooms full.
Its just crap.
Its mainly things that i find funny. litte bits. nonsense.
For a decade Lemm.. One thing i found the most fun.
I kept thinking about a certain number of people ( 200 usually ) of any and or of all ages. Of people just " popping up " not knowing nothing. Yes near water sometimes, yes trees and they can see birds, anddd birds that know how to stay alive.
I would wonder how they could ummm " take off " . Soooooooo.
I had to " invent eat " as they die in 2 weeks if they don't eat .
Years pass literally. And i was sure someone would never put something in there mouth and swolow it. .which would lead to nothing because they would bave to do it again and again .
I.e ( INVENT EAT )
So Thats a whole bedroom in my now houes right there , 4 walls Lemm.
Small mostly un readabull due to spelling errors. ( becase walls don't do the spelling correction things like computers.do )
It didn't need to be legible , i just had to keep saving were i was at .
So
10 years my thought was
200 people pop up . How would they start eating to make the next lot of people.
And just Getting nowhere.
Hours and hours a day .
I put in that much work , Amounting to nothing.
Fuck that sounds stupid.
Im not proud of it. It was just that i found it Fun .
Then i met females. Invent eat was put on the backburner.
And well .
Thinking.has never been the same again i think.
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In your minds i
Is just one line up and down
I
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Well for starters I always visualize it
IN BLOCK CAPITALS
Always
It starts whith a capital l
Thats one line.
Then ( N )
Thats 3 lines and one of em is leaning over .
I chuckle
Then i leave a little gap ( approximately 1 letter wide
Now a capital ( Y )
Until i get.
IN YOUR MIND
Thats how i visualize it. ( IN YOUR MIND )
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I feel that gay people stole the phrase
Coming out of the closest.
Its not very nice.
The already have the rainbow colors
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And out of the closest he comes .
I knew you had a thing for mud wrestling
I fucking knew it.
Its fine.
2023.
This changes nothing between us.
I knew you had a thing for mud wrestling
I fucking knew it.
Its fine.
2023.
This changes nothing between us.
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@zedvictor4
It looked hard to put into words to say that
"they" or we, want more " chistians "so we can have a bigger group.
At the time they whers getting 5 cents from every member ( or they were thinking that )
Anddddd
They figured out that.
Mummy christian and Daddy christian alwayssssss make wee little bay bay christians.
Thats 5 cents right there.
Thank you , and Come again
It just looks so darn hard to put into words.
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Zed , when you typed. Exodus 12 : 29
You looked at it.
Then in your head you did it in ya robot voice.didn't you .
And we are still programmed to multiply and populate.
And in doing so you realized that. ( your robot voice sounds soooooo dalek )
I get it.
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Post #17. A beautiful return.......
You two should fight.
Fight, fight, fight.
Anddd go
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Do it.
Ya got 1 hour.
Do it.
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@TheUnderdog
Now you go.
But there is a group of yas on this web site.
This will infuriat me. And that would be a point to you.
Good game
Good game.
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@TheUnderdog
But There isnt like a group of 5 or so atheists.
And a group of 8 over there.
Group not here .
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If your religion tells youuuu
Stop, stop ,stop
Handbrake.
Screeeeeeeeeech.
See this right here is when people should pull themselves up..........
If your religion tells you not to divorce. You dont divorce.
' alarm soundz '
☆○⊙☆○⊙☆○⊙ Thought experiment Time. ○⊙●○⊙●○⊙○
Play along at home.
Ok get your head blank or whatever yo do .
Now picture a religion telling you something , whispering it in ya ear.
Go
Ten
Nine
And a8
And a7
6
And 5
And a4
3
2
And 1.
Yeah, yeah , I thought so.
Ok cool.
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@Best.Korea
Nice posting Best
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So your bibles gone a little infanticidel.
I suggest you give it a nice stern talking to.
In a firm voice , Say somthing like.
STOP IT.
say
YOU STOP THIS BIBLE .
STOP IT AT ONCE.
Do not hold back
But really.
There is no way a bibles fantacide levels can fluctuate.
The Bibles aint like no magical frigging books guys .
I bet you can't even remember the last time you checked your batteries can you?
Its feels like Friggin Amateur hour around here .
Get it together guys.
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Trying to replicate body of christ waffers .
With just ordinary waffers might be a stretch.
I can't think What else tastes somewhat similarly to jesus's christs body ?
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Getting baptized with ordinary tap water. ( H2O )
Is oddly similar to
Getting baptized with actual holy water. ( HH2O )
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As a atheist , eating Hot-cross buns feels like you are doing something "religious " something good.
Well its the closest ive ever " felt to god " it truly is. I think.
Id say if you eat like 10 HCBuns , iit prety much guarantees you a place in heaven.
You picture god looking down over you and seeing you eating one of these Hot C B , and just like, he thanks you.
You feel the love.
And ODDLY More so then getting hand feed a ( Jesus christ, body flavored waffer,) from a bloke in an important looking outfit.
Getting splashed with holy water.
Imagine drinking straight 100% pure holy water.
200 ml of that should see you get into heaven no worries.
Oh fuk.
The Ultimate Religious Meal Deal.
How does this sound for a truly heavenly snack...
A Hot cfoss bun with 4 BOC waffers on it .
A 500ml holy water to wash it down with . And a snifter of christ blood.
No doubt thats,,,,, Instant access into heaven granted.
I could probably do that for like $350 - $ 400 max a serve.
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Do i think i could beat Rhonda roh
Yeah but
Probably not.
Maybe.
No, i don't know.
Just ya general chit chatting and bragging about being stronger then most women.
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Im doing the overthink thing again aint i.
One more.
At the local shop right now . I belive i could beat every female in a fist fight.
It sounds horrible i know butttttttt. It feels ummm so Luxurious.
Im sure its not just straight " Male privileged " im felling its comfort i think .
Ok no more.
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@zedvictor4
If i was a female id be a slut.
No but zed.
In a scenario like.
A male and female have been dating for like a month and you are thinking about moving in together.
( Male judging female ) would be like .
Do i think she will fuck my mates ?
Is she crazy and easy to fly off the handle.?
Do i think my parents would like her. ?
Something along these line.
But never zed . Never. In male judgeing female, do you need to factor in .
Do i think she may hurt me? abuse me and or harm my family ? ( within reason )
Butttttt
female attempting to judge male . On the question. ( Should i move in wih this guy ? )
Blokes don't do or use self preservation in dealing with the scenario. ( Unless kids ) are moving in too
Oh fuck .
I haven't thought about having kids in this scenario will make it more.
For a good sound judgment . Females Judging males seems hard .
Like difficult. ( Im fucking possible )
I dont know what i am getting at now.
It must suck being a Female having to navigate around these chameleon like creatures, men.
There are great ones.
There are deplorable ones.
In man judging a women this is much more straight cut.
( Females can't all get as "lucky" as Mrs Zed. )
Do you think young women could be taught about how to better character judge.
Without tarnishing men to much. ?
KEEP IN MIND .
EVERYONE IS A "GOOD" JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
Especially females. They are like so so good at it .
Thennnnnnnnn. Their dead.
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