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Oh .
Did i just type that out loud?
Ambiguity.
Say it with me.
Am big you a tee.
Ambiguity
What a silly sounding and extremely silly looking word AMBIGUITY is.
It fucks with my head a little.
Im going to pass.
Pass
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Imagine if someone was immoral 13 % and like, 73 % moral.
Can one be a fanatic of something like " good " orrrrrr can one get addicted to something good. .
Imagine being "hell bent" on like helping someone.
(A help person extremist)
Can one? Perhaps. Yes no .
Well no.
But.
But yes.
No hey.
Yes.
Thus bringing us to .
Can you like catch or get a " good " decease. ?
Can one be a fanatic of something like " good " orrrrrr can one get addicted to something good. .
Imagine being "hell bent" on like helping someone.
(A help person extremist)
Can one? Perhaps. Yes no .
Well no.
But.
But yes.
No hey.
Yes.
Thus bringing us to .
Can you like catch or get a " good " decease. ?
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Not even three years ago i heard someone say.
They ( a religious groip ) didn't except him as a member.
Mind blown.
I'm picturing these questions ones asked .
When filling in some forms and " Applying " to be a member of a religious group.
Silly me thought like.
EVERYYONE CAN JUST GO TO ANY CHURCH. OUT OF THE BLUE.
And when you walk into a random church for a first time
All the churches members come over to you and cuddle you
And they all offer you to go there for dinner.
They alllll give you a little spending cash.
They all put your interests at heart.
It just like Love , Love , Love and support.
The pastor turns the whole sunday service into being about you.
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But it isnt.
After handing in ya application slip.
It is a LOOOOONG 5 Days of sweeting , praying for your application to be accepted.
Picture reciving a email with the results of your membership application.
I wonder what someone is looking for when they are considering you to be a member.
Hummmmmmmmm.
Maybe if you liked to play sports or not.
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Christians appear not even as half as religious as Muslims.
Have you ever noticed that when christians are reading their BIBLE'S,
They do it almost " normal " like.
It is odd.
I highly doubt one can make a half correct " scripture translations " from the bible with not so much as a hint of .
( IRRADICLY ROCKING BACK AND FORTH ) in a real dip shit like manner ,
whilst reading doing so.
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Again.
Great scrip trans guys.
It is easy to see why we've currently welllll over one billion Christians in the.
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That has ever been.
Script Masters.
The lot of you.
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@zedvictor4
FAILED
Yeah i failed.
Couldn't for the life of me sink to the level of IMMORALITY.
Surly its the long period I've sustained of ( not doing bad shlt ) that has hindered my ability to ( do bad shlt )
Orrrrrr
The prellong period with NO triggering of ones " fight or flight "
I can not remember the last oddly high adrenaline rush .
What i am trying to say is.
I may have ruined / caused irreversible damage to my " fighty flighty " organ , gland , receptors.
Thus rendering me moraly good until the day i die.
PERMANENTLY MORAL.
BUT THE GOOD THING HERE IS.
Today and tomorrow just so happen to be " moral acts weekend "
(JUST ONE ) moral act is required over the weekend.
He who commits the most morally " MORAL OF ACTS " WINS. .
Ive been thinking about what can i do that definitely falls under the agreed banner of. ( " Very moral " )
And what do ya know.?
I don't think it is going to be as easy as i think.
These acts that people are feeling comfortable with calling ( Mor or imm ) seem to be acts that all of a sudden you find youself in.
Well played out in this scenario. ( with people acting in this spare of the moment manner ) really give us insight into ones ,
lets call it .
General kindness / Someone's, genral character.
Then Couple this with a persons past behavior.
Oh i lost it.
Well Im off to commit pure morallness.
Wish me luck.
Good day.
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I feel that i want be able to hit someone " imorraly hard Enough " to register on the ( Moral omitor ) .
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If i can not complete the challenge, you know what this will mean right.
Correct.
Totally without a doubt 100% moral
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@zedvictor4
Expecially if you can't see me.
Yeah i am having trouble doing an immoral act . I've got 7 hours.
Hey ive a female friend with me at the moment.
I couod like kida SLAPPPPPP her. Thats got to be getting close to immoral right.
HOWEVER.
Im going to like slap her real real immoral like. Then
Well.
Which brings us to the next point.
Kinky.
Next thing you know you are like , lets say. Being rewarded for your immoral behavior.
Thus dirtying the waters.
I really need that one single act that is the start of being immoral.
So like just considered immoral.
I could steal like 5 bucks of a good freind.
And whilst I'm doing it i could be like thinking about his mom.
I can't help but th8nk, when i was a teenager I'm sure i was living from one immoral act to the next.
I wasn't.
I shouldn't have taken this challenge.
Hey Zed . If i fail this. You'll still talk with me hey?
Something immoral.
I have to involve someone else hey ?
Thats the hardest part.
if only i was a homosexual.
No i mean. ' looks around and starts backing out '
Good game.
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I miss old ummm.
What was that posters name? Alway talk8ng ablout jesus yahway being real evil. He would talk abltthe Phsydo what ever it was.
And every one of his post felt like he was yelling it. ???
Not miss trade but the opposition? .
I kind of miss his MEGA NEGATIVITY.
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God didn't do that OT bible.
There had to of been a mix up there because, God is a real real nice man.
He doesn't get angry and yell.
He did even do the things like " testing people "
Ive been told oh so many great stories about the bloke.
Don't you dare tell me otherwise fingers in ears.
NOT LISTENING
Good game.
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I do the serpents voice with a ssssssssss at the start and a ssssssssss at the end.
When i was a kid. The first time i heard ( The boy who cried wolf ) realllllllllllly cemented in me.
Dunno why.
Well.
Probably because it was like a story on one hand but like a ummmm a message on the other.
Blow my mind.
Not like the first time looking into a kaleidoscope aswome, but it was pretty close.
Second fave is Noah and his animals .
The hobbit.
Jesus and the intant bucket of fish and jesus walking on water was real important to me.
Could jesus walk on water?
Cough, cough.
Some of These great stories are written in a somewhat child like mannaer, they go real fukin perfect like with my very own " childish God "
A Perfect pair.
Great times.
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Upon remembering that compasses can be moral or immoral
I just dug up my four compasses,
But no good . ?
They are all just regular compasses.
That sucks.
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@Shila
Yeah but it really lessons things to cap and class them as imorral.
Imagine being found guilty of an immoral act.
It leaves nothing to the imagination
In jail.
What are you in here for ? ' I committed an imorral act '
We need to widdle all acts down to .
Just before something is classed "moral or imoral"
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It's next to impossible peering through a crowd and spotting someone doing something immoral.
NEVER have you seen someone commit an act that youve. Seen and " insta deemed " as immoral.
A killer might help a old lady across a street one day thus completely throwing us off.
It would be rare to see a killing.
Not so rare for old lady getting helped.
It seems. ...
Morals had to have been drempt up ( made up ) and put in motion. so peoples and persons can not " have fun " ( WHEN THEY ( the maker upoers ) ARE NOT THERE )
The whole concept of morals was made up purely, i mean surly to stop people having sex with peoples womens.
So back to the first thing .
People put these things out there soooo people dont partake in debuchery when they are not .
Why???
Because you do not want to miss out on that awsome fun .
High 5.
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@zedvictor4
B.
Along with a prayer so that he doesn't see me.
Ring police straight away.
Or,
D. Wait for him to go then move in and Make sweet love to the dead corps.
You can Out immoral him.
Wich isnt as bad right?
But.
But.
It is.
I wouldn't think it is imoral to eat a person.
Im going to try and do something " imorral " today.
Wish me luck.
Picture a immoral compass. ( you can fix them )
Hey zed ?
Have you ever had a compass that gets like to wobbly and it stops working good.
Many hey. ( i dont know why i ask this. ) just remember them.
Im picturing these " moral compasses " things are equivalent to that of , atomic clocks.
You know ( precision instruments )
Souls have morals . ( they go so well together. )
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@zedvictor4
It would be difficult to judge and ummmmm unusual to look at someone and think ,
(I reckon he / she is a real real moral person.
Did i ask before.
What act / s would it b that when one sees someone doing it makes some think ( wow they are soooooo moral )
Imagine thinking someone a really moral.
I cant picture it.
The opposite on the other hand , " judging " someone as " immoral " or not moral.
If you seen someone murdering someone like ummm, real shock horror like.
You'd think a bunch of things ( 30 ) before you'd think , thats very imorral of them.
And
That wasn't very moral of him / her murdering that person.
Hang on.
Yet. If you seen someone lighting a fire. Thats more imoral . But it shouldn't be the first word one goes for to describe a act.
You've never seen someone being imoral have ya.
If you seen siblings doing it. Sorry for the example. Butttt.
You get to " thats immoral " way before you would if you seen a violent murder.
Immoral is a more fucking ya mom and setting shlt on fire type thing. No,no.
But.
It will cost atleast five words to get rid of the word moral "Moral"
I dont lkke it.
Whats your thoughts on Lighting fires ?
You can do this moral or immoral
orrrrrr lighting a fire moraly and accidents and things happen totally imorral and the fire spreads killing a dozen people and a pet shop.
Torturing puppies is imorral.
If you seen someone doing it. Straight away in ya head ya think ' thats wrong ' 15 th8ngs later immoral
More so then murder.
You get to it quicker. The best way to describe seeing a murder is ( evil ) so thats another shit show right there.
What is morallity?
More alley tee ? A hot beverage you drink in corridors. ( someone is asking if you would like more alley tea )
So. Morality is a question.
And zed.
Hey.
Have a good day pal.
You don't have to answer my nonsense.
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ALL this important infomation given to us in this " scripture " like format
I'm not calling it CHILDISH , but.
Well it isn't very adult like.
I feel like People don't seem to find this at all anoying.
Do you guys wish the god thing just had it written in like a normal way ?
Its not like he couldn't of right?
Or Do gods just speak like this.
Because alllllllllll the other groups gods aka ( the fake made up gods ) speak / relay messages in this very same way.
If a god did do a book in a straight up way you can see it burning out real real quick.
It really looks like Religion Is a strict for profit business.
From the original maker uppers
To
A book writing team
To
Clubhouse owners and operator.
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@Stephen
You.You crazy cat.
You are Man of the match every game. ( if there was a TEAM Atheists ) .
You never get acknowledged for the thoughts you provoke and the interlect that you bring to the forum.
'Tips hat '
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@Sidewalker
What he is trying to say is .
His like a different type of atheist.
Bat shit crazy in like a serious sence..
His our key player over here at the atheist alliance institution place. Of doom
He never gets rested. NEVER.
You may have a chance at confusing for like a second when it comes to scripture translations because he gives people to much credit
But we here are yet to see someone get around him,.
I doubt anyone could. Real fukin logical , call it like it is and not much more.
I got him to laugh one day. Real close we are.
So thats the Stepping Hen .
Now If you play him up foward along side that Zed bloke like we do, in ANY team
Its game over.
There is no possible way of sneaking anything past em . NO WAY..
Ya best bet seriously is to just abuse em .
Call them names and dont answer there questions.
Truly great guys here at the insta tute joint.
TEAM Atheist. And the rebel alliance. ' gives hand signals '
Aight
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Any day they could call us out.
YET THEY DON'T. .
I sense it . Some day real real soon the theists will announce it.
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The atheists are a smart bunch you can give them that.
But when it comes to singing ,
Singing like in a group. Well its a non contest.
YOU THEISTS ARE FAR FAR SUPERIOR AT GROUP SINGING then th atheists.
Thats just not nothing. You guys should be proud.
To the theists.
The far superior group singers. .
Here Here
Other then that you guys suck.
On average.
Just on average.
Good game
Good game.
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See i think the problem here is
Posts like these ABOUT and TO the Atheists need to go to a much higher level atheist then any of us on site.to make a impact.
Every single atheist on this site is a mere " level 1 " ranked atheist.
I dont think this site has ever had a " levle 2 " post any comment whatsoever. ( I'll need to check this not 100 % sure. )
But ummmm ' kicks dirt '
Well it just so happens to be your lucky day.
I personally, know a level 3 atheist with whom i can approach with pretty much any topic.
I will,
out of good ummmm faith., hehe
put to him thats we, thats us, he, him and alllllllllll the other atheists need to STOP making fun of the jesus dude.
I'll then say to him .. .
Its not alllllll like big Arcs and people from ribs and walking on water and shlt..
Well it is buttttttttttttt
there like much much more..
Im sure this will shock him. Leaving him Unable to answer .
He may suggest that we take this up with a ( level 5 )
Thats right .
A Level 5
Thats, only two away from level 7
' pauses '
Yeah so A Level 5 atheist could surely answer any query that comes off this site.
I hope you lot can appreciate what i am doing here for you guys.
By breaking ,
The first and second rule of atheist club , i will surly be delt with harshly.
You are welcome.
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@Ehyeh
No when i read your post i got to the part you said. ( im a different tyoe if theists )
I instantly thought what does he mean by this ?
I then turned it around and thought what if i heard someone say.
Im a diffrent kind of atheist .
How would i take that.
And it didn't make sense. Still doesn't.
Anyway yeah.
Nice to have you here Ehyeh.
Good day,
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@Ehyeh
A different type of theist you say.
Whats this different type of theist thing you speak of. ?
Is Every atheist. the same. ? The answer to this can not be ( no or yes. )
Wow Thats deep , ive not noticed that before.
because every atheist is the same. ( because its nothing more then what it is. )
It isnt even a question..
What about.
BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, that being ( theists ) I HAVE TO BE A ATHEIST !
Is that how it works ?
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@Stephen
@zedvictor4
Dumb and Dumber.
Talk about letting the TEAM down
I'm guessing it is one of if not booth you two clowns that has brought this upon us..
Right?
Seriously who else could it be ?...?
Idiots they think we are .
This bassed on the little knowledge you two nits know about the jesus.
Tell me now if you've never once even meet the bloke.
Get it out in the open .
I should not have to remind you guys that by saying you don't believing in god means you are insta in a TEAM .
You know this right?
You've not just let youselves down here , you've gone and let the TEAM down
I'll leave you with a WARNING this time .
however, if this insubordination continues, be prepared to miss a week or maybe more.
NOW BRING IT IN.
on the count of three , can i get a goooooooooo team .
Goooooooooo. TEAM ..
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I.cant help but feel .
The more someone knows about jesus, the better off they are.
When they die.
Is this correct ?
A points system if you will.
I've only just heard of the bloke before.
Theists on the other hand . Be al like.
REAL REAL GOOD FRIENDS THEY ARE WITH JE. ( JE is his knickname that close friends use )
Probably BFF'S . Always just shooting the shlt with one another.
High 5 ing allll the time.
Wich has since evolved into ' fist pumps '
The kind of friends that are always looking out for each other.
Hanging with my homies.
Hey lets say there is approximately what,
24 hours in one day. Hear me out.
How many of these hours is jesus with you ?
NO STOP STOP STOP.
I know the answer to that one already.
His always ' with ' you.
So What am i trying to say here.
Pull ya heads in .... this ain't no cattle train.
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He was picked on as a kid.
All of the other kids use to laugh and call him names.
Apparently they never let poor jesus join in any games
He had a very shiny nose.
HOLD ON A SEC.
( 'Sings in head ' )
NO STOP. My bad
Scrap all of that.
I've gotten him confused with someone else.
' so fuckin embarrassed '
Good day.
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Christmas carols taught me everything i know about our little lord jesus.
Soooooooo stop me when i say something incorrect.
Stars in the night sky look down where he lay
To be more precise. Jesus comes from a little town of Bethlehem
No crying he makes.
For christ is born of Mary.
The morning star indicates this.
His bithday is Christmas day.
He got the FINEST gifts.
A little boy with drums played for him.
Did i happen to mention .
He slept on a pile of hey for the first night , in the manger.
Its a long story.
REMEMBER STOP ME WHEN I AM INCORRECT.
This is but one songs woth of information I've given here.
I know like 6 or 7 all up, so ive quite an extensive knowledge on the subject.
Shall i continue ?
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Sunday school leads to full blown church.
I was a lucky one.
I did 20 sessions of sunday school. ( $2 gold coin for the plate per session. )
I got out with a door fridge full of prized art work and a quiet extensive range of fine macaroni jewelry.
I had my mother since give me a valuation on it. And its safe to say that the art work and jewelry alone is worth WAY OVER (one million dollars )
Let us now run the numbers shall we.
$2 gold coin for the plate per session time 20. = $ 40
Art & Jewelry = $ 1,000,000.00
Sooooooo forty from a mill. And carry the three.
This puts me roughly up,
Oh hang on.
ACTUALLY
I've sung approximately 40 to 50 songs to him.
And i charge ( on average $10 a song ) Buttttttt, this is god we are talking about here so,
as a show kindness. $1. one dollar a song.
You are welcome.
A honorable Mention.
I wasn't forced to have sex with anyone.
So thats ( $ 0 ) there.
Long and short.
I'm well up over nine hundred grand....
Thanks
Thank you.
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Yeah sad life . They get me so so wound up
Soooooooo , what can we do about this. ?
Well the first things first. And something you are good at ( do not under any circumstances be civil. ) it the last thing you want to do.
Don't give em them time of day.
Also
Continue being highly argumentative at the drop of a hat.
And
Remain alert and ever ready to fire of reports for any minor infractions these sad lifed fools commit.
Maybe we could
Sharpen up on our insulting skills. Get more personal.
And witch.
MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALLLLLL. #1. . Continue to Alwyas Remain off topic.
You will show these sad lifed idiots yet.
I'm sure of it.
Good game.
Good game.
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Imagin how much a ( Razzor ruble ) would be worth these days. ?
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Atheists pretending to be theists doesn't scare me.
What would be scary is
Imagine a theist with the caliber of smarts as a Zed or a stepping hen.
Obviously such a being couldn't exist but.
Well that would be scary.
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I was always under the impression that there is not one GOOD word with ( ism ) in it.
Thafs when i found vantriliquisum.
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Something is happening here.
You go from .
Itilans to Jamaicans and Russians and the rest then bammmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You say Black people and black teachers.
The milks sour.
And if the milks sour , i aint the kind of pussy to drink it.
Im going to use one of my passes here.
PASS.
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@3RU7AL
Hang out with em.
mingle.
Or
Limit the area of wich this self seg can take place.
Or perhaps
Kull. / purge. War.
Im not sure what ( "self" seg ) means now actually. Or what it is that you may be asking.
It reaks of hitler .
I'm sure the answer to this post could be found in a passage from mien kemph
Hi pal .
Can i get a re-wording on ( self segregation )
Make it like real real fuking dumb for me.
Like is it.
How can we stop people from hanging around there own race. In a certain place.
Yeah lock it in.
Limit the place in which this (self seg) is taking place.
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I cant and never watch like ( Emergency room ) on tv.
Yet mommy and dadxy always watch it.
This is diff to violence but still. I don't care much for it.
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@ebuc
Im not clicking on the links for fear or seeing like another beheading or something.
I ummm.
I can't do it.
It makes one feel ummm, horrible maybe.
When i see the occasional horrible footage i am usually with others around and i ALWAYS totally like, yeah whatever, ive seen worst.
Pretend I'm real real tough like.
Then the rest of the night is ruined because im just quiet then thinking about like the poor ladies getting stoned to death or people getting knocked out.
I find it hard to think people dont mind watching beheadings and shit.
But um.
People witnessing violence is again, a horrible horrible thing.
It effects lives negatively for EVER.
Probably more so then getting mildly raped. ( maybe )
I do however think one can ween one self into it.
For example.
Breaking a kittens leg every so often and then increasing the rate of it.
Surly in like two years into it , you can snap a little kitty's legs with little care for it.
So cube.
What is the second video of. ? Talk us through it.
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@TWS1405
A weapon like a gun is better to take out another armed assailant.
I hear that.
But the argument arises
If someone pulls out a gun and points it at you , and in " defense " you go for your gun and pull it out and point it towards them .
This then equals two people pointing guns at eachother.
NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS WHEN THIS OCCURS. ( well very rarely )
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@ebuc
You rattled of a few things you've done before with a knife and or gun.
Killing animals is one thing. torturing them is the next level.
We humans relationship with " seafood " needs to be addressed.
We / you / me have more then likely tortured multiple species of seafood a dozen times over.
Seafood wishes we killed them with a assult weapon.
Cube ? You've been pretty ruthless to seafood in your time hey?
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By " Assult weapon " do you strictly mean a gun?
Do you mean a automatic or part auto gun.
What does one do If someone, lets say ( uknown to you )
( mildly intimidating ) pulls a gun out from somewhere and points it at you. ?
And lets say . At a distance at like ( 5 meters )
And says ( nothing? )
Oh Wow . so many factors are at play and i haven't even started yet.
What do you think the main response is. ?
I mean how do you think most people will act ?
What do you think the most common reactions to this is.
My guess is.
Your eyes squint and you coward away / turn your head.
Get scared so to speak.
But so so so so many things need to be taken into or not into account before i could ever possibly fathom if guns are " good or bad "
Assult wepons are better for Waving around and or pointing it at someone to lets say ,,, " get what ya want "
An Assult weapon look scary.
Big guns look way scarier then small guns.
Fuck all these factors.
I could be hear all day trying to pencil out a simple little scenario that works.
I'm going to pass on this.
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If we can just run a pawn to the other side.
We can get the Queen back can't we?
I'm sure thats how it works.
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@Shila
Firstly.
' stands whith arms open '
bring it in big fella. A quick hug.
You reply was WELLLLLLLL below par. With a note added made for a hint of , ( talking to yourself in the third )
Picture me hurting real real bad like from that powerful rebuttal.
Ouch.
As a fellow Catholic for the last 3 - 4 mins i am going to forgive you for that my brother.
If you are having trouble with me changing from one religion to the next. May i suggest you pic it with the transformers noise.
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@Shila
I didn't say remain a atheist.
I dont have to not not believe in god.
You dont go from christian to atheist.
Being a atheist fells like nothing until you are asked and or realize you are what they consider a atheist.
Im a atheist now.
And now i am a Muslim.
Buttttttt watch me become a Christian.
And I'm a Christian.
10
And a 9.
And a 8.
And a 7
6
5
4,3,2,and a 1.
' Catches breath '
See that shlt. I too like to live dangerously.
Inter denominational.
Multi denomination at once.
I crouch down , place my head between my kness.
Then i simply tilt foward.
Well thats how i roll.
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I direct all my prayers to mecca.
If i am off a few degree, jesus gets it.
Oh actually.
If you prayer to jesus and you just so happen to be accidentally facing direct to the mecc.
DOES THE PRAYER GET TO JESUS before it reaches mecca ?
Im just being silly now hey.?
Mecca would have a prayer forwarding department that take care of that stuff .
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