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@Shila
Ummm, yeah .
I'd be a Christian , Muslim jew scientologist..
Spanning across three holy books
Well 4 actually, dianetics is it ?
Plus, i just took Allllll the good shlt from each of them and just put the out dated gay hate / slave owning / magical bullcrap
Ive looked into the ease of which one can ummm " become " a Christian. And the other groups.
Unfortunately I can't be jewish. And to be jewish you have to do the ( oddly not so easy ) singing chanting from the book thing.
Buttttt
The absolute ease of which i can be a Christian and or Muslim, its incredibly easy.
Watch me shila.
And. Powwwwww.
See that.
' I am right now a Christian '
I will remain a Christian until i send post.
Oh anddddddddd i am also a Muslim.
And you know this how?
Because. ....... I SAID I WAS SOOOOOO I AM.
This ease of which i can be a christian from most of the denominations . may want to be addressed.
Peoples could actually just like say they are a Christian.
And get this.....
Get this.
They could like say they are a Christian and not even be a Christian deep down inside.
Can i get a Allah akbar , amen, and whatever the scientology lot do. ( Alien overlord )
Alien ,Allah amen akbar. ( thats my chant. )
On sending this post i will transformed back into my dead atheist self.
Good day.
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Theisim and vantriloquisim are totally indiffrent
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A certain brightness causes blindness.
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Imagine The stats for.
Blind people whom are religious compared to whom are not religious.
A guess.
52% / 48%
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Introducing Commandment #1.
Very well played religion maker-upper ers
Very well played religion maker-upper ers
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It is strange why you'd only have one religion.
I mean pick just one.
If you are a member of Three religious groups ya more moral. Durrr.
I mean pick just one.
If you are a member of Three religious groups ya more moral. Durrr.
I'd join like four.
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@Amoranemix
I feel like You have been working on this response post for close to four month now..
But you got it out.
Nice post man.
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@zedvictor4
Yes 100%..
The Humans becoming extinct factor.
Do reckon zed we , that being the modern humans. could become extinct ?
I doubt we could even if we tried.
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No but seriously.
HOW FUN IS IT FINDING OUT BAD SHIT IS GOOD SHIT FOR THE OVERALL PIC
Then just hammering it home. In your thoughts only.
Like rape being mega benifit.
I only got stuck thinking about rape being a evolutionary advantage for three maybe four hours.
The endless , seemingly nonsensical things that need to be " weighted up "
Becauseeeeeeeeee
unfortunately there is a ( at what age part involved with the rape being good thing . And it would be way to young .
So You don't really want to bring this point up.
So we all agree rape is an evo advent .
Lock it in .
And move on.
Another round of . Is it an evolutionary advantage ? or is it not a evolutionary advantage? Or ( Does not compute ) weighing apples with pears.
Its a good game.
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@zedvictor4
Everything is natural .
Do you mean like cancer hey ?
Do you mean like cancer hey ?
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@cristo71
What about a post topic the opposite of that.
Religion is evolutionary disadvantageous.
Or
No hang on .
What about .
Religion is ( CURRENTLY ) an evolutionary advantage.
Because it once wasn't. Ie before religions
Then it was . And now is. But you can definitely see it going back to.
Religion is ( NOT CURRENTLY ) an evolutionary advantage.
Its the new hipper, here and now type of evolution.
Good game.
Good game.
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There is YOUR CHURCH.
Then there is another one two suburbs away.
Same denomination or not
They are Totally different things hey.
Because.
Again.
There is your church.
And there's another one two suburbs over.
I can't explain what i am trying to say hear.
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Is the church you go to EXACTLY THE SAME as the same denomination one two suburbs over ?
The answer to this would be . ( I DON'T KNOW . ) you dont go to that church two towns over.
Fair enough.
Butttttt
See i don't even think you could mearly assume the same denomination church as yours two suburbs would be anything like your church.
Could ya ?
And that right there is horrible.
I'll work a way to explain this better
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This whole thing about the god thing wanting us to be together.
Thats cool.
But.
Can i assume
Is it ok to say.
God wants me to go to church .
God wants us to go to church.
Thats right hey. To come together of sorts. ?
Yes or No ?
He does hey?
So With this in mind
God should of really known that all the humans ( thats everyone ) wouldn't fit in one building.
We his " children " thats every one.
Can not unite, you know , like come together at one place
You wouldn't think god would be to happy with.
107 of his children or so in this building.
42 in that building .
104 in that one .
78 in that one
66
10,000 in that one
417 person church in that one
7 in that building.
650 in that one .
88 of us meeting in tgat building.
26 over there.
12,864 in that big building there.
23 in this one
EVEN IF THE DENOMINATION IS MATCHED TO PERFECTION. ( Which is a totally different post topic )
He wants us all to be together doesn't he not ? . .
( ask me for 5 scriptures that say/ allude too. god wants us ( thats everyone ) being together ) i Dare ya.
No Please don't asks me.
So again. Does God want us coming together.
Orrrrrrrrrrr. Is he cool with
57 of us here.
1,159 over there.
294 meeting in that one
Another 516 over there.
3 here.
721 at this place there
6 there.
98 over there.
Should i continue?
389 here
70 there.
A dozen over there.
The Bible is real real lucky it didn't go to into any depth what so ever about churches and religious groups. ( yet The first page should read. )
' for example '
We are all catholics.
Or
We are latter-dayers join that group.
When i say bible i mean ya basic king james. ( wich is pretty much the only one right? )
No but . God should of done the bible in a more like, " Joseph smith kind of way " with that way you know what religion you are in straight away.
The KJV bible accommodates 1000 different groups. At least right ?
Thats cool.
But.
Can i assume
Is it ok to say.
God wants me to go to church .
God wants us to go to church.
Thats right hey. To come together of sorts. ?
Yes or No ?
He does hey?
So With this in mind
God should of really known that all the humans ( thats everyone ) wouldn't fit in one building.
We his " children " thats every one.
Can not unite, you know , like come together at one place
You wouldn't think god would be to happy with.
107 of his children or so in this building.
42 in that building .
104 in that one .
78 in that one
66
10,000 in that one
417 person church in that one
7 in that building.
650 in that one .
88 of us meeting in tgat building.
26 over there.
12,864 in that big building there.
23 in this one
EVEN IF THE DENOMINATION IS MATCHED TO PERFECTION. ( Which is a totally different post topic )
He wants us all to be together doesn't he not ? . .
( ask me for 5 scriptures that say/ allude too. god wants us ( thats everyone ) being together ) i Dare ya.
No Please don't asks me.
So again. Does God want us coming together.
Orrrrrrrrrrr. Is he cool with
57 of us here.
1,159 over there.
294 meeting in that one
Another 516 over there.
3 here.
721 at this place there
6 there.
98 over there.
Should i continue?
389 here
70 there.
A dozen over there.
The Bible is real real lucky it didn't go to into any depth what so ever about churches and religious groups. ( yet The first page should read. )
' for example '
We are all catholics.
Or
We are latter-dayers join that group.
When i say bible i mean ya basic king james. ( wich is pretty much the only one right? )
No but . God should of done the bible in a more like, " Joseph smith kind of way " with that way you know what religion you are in straight away.
The KJV bible accommodates 1000 different groups. At least right ?
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If there was only one religion and we where all in it.
Would that be good?
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Sooooo instead of the current world population being 8 billion
It is.
Current population 1.8 Muslim , 2 bill christians 750,000 ummmm non believers and the rest miscellaneous .
oh and 1 polytheistic witch .
The fact that
1.8 billion Muslims will NEVER see eye to eye with 1.8 billion Christians. Vice verse.
Puts anything good off from the start.
Picture a billion Christians and one atheist lined up by a road
( along comes the bus )
The one atheist gets pushed first EVERYTIME.
Their a gang.
Picture If you started believing in god today.
Tomorrow you would havd to go out and pick and join one of them religious groups.
Is that how it works?
It appears thats the way it works
How can they have anything to do with each other ? (Believing in a god) and or (being in a religious group)
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@Lemming
Thumbs are an evolutionary advantage.
You can read that and move straight on hey?
But
Religion being a evo advant needs ALOT of ummm measuring one feels.
I did get sidetracked for a good few hours thinking about how great RAPE IS , As To an evolutionary advantage.
Hang on .
Rape is a evolutionary advent.
We worked that out before.
Sooooooo Instead of saying .
( Religion is an evolutionary advantage ) and having a statement like this mess with ones head
Say it like this.
( Rape is an evolutionary advantage )
then pauseeeeeeeeeeee for full effect
' Then quickly deliver ' ( religion is an evolutionary advantage ) bammmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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@Lemming
TY
Hey Lem I am exactly at where you are at.
Ive overthinked it so now i am OVER thinking about it.
Its fukin annoying.
Religion is an Evolutionary advantage.
I don't think i have ever heard or thought about. An evolutionary advantage.
And the op makes no wild claims
Its just anoying.
It isn't as horrible as thinking about ( free will ) But it is close.
We should always listen to zedvictor4 , he knew and knows full well about the overthink.
Good day.
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Appart from religion. Give us 5 quick ( OBVIOUS evo advants )
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But .
But it isnt a argument.
Becauseeeeeeeeee religion is an evolutionary advantage.
Its a statement.
It points out some benifits religion has.
When you start to think about a evolutionary advantage you dont immediately think about ( biological evolution )
You just think about toe evolution. And you rarly talk about evolution and anything under a million years .
So again .
Sooooooooooo
The statment should read.
Religion is an Biological evolutionary advantage.
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Religion is an evolutionary advantage.
No one speaks like that.
Picture walking up to a group of 5 or so people and politely saying.
' Religion is an evolutionary advantage '
Pauseeeeeeeee
A long pause would occur followed by one person saying in a chuckle manner ' yeah but religion does alot of bad things ' a silly comment in this text butttt.
Thats what will occur. 94 % of the time.
Then you walk away and the group of people all look at each other and laugh and say. WTF was that all about.
What a tripper.
Religion is an evolutionary advantage.
Who could one possible put this statement before apart from a religious forum ?
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@FLRW
Thats a false buckle right there.
If however god was in fact with them , thats a true buckle , imagine the bloke who thought. This needs reminding of sorts.
Ill make a buckle saying . God is with us.
Picture the mindset behind just a buckle.
But um. Instead of a reminder buckle imagin a stikka buckle that detaaches and you can use ut like a ninja star.
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@Avery
See the title of the OP is really starting to annoy me now.
Ha, thats good hey ? Dyslix.
No but Avery . What do you think the strongest post or point you or someone else has put foward to " oppose " it. ?
Anddddd.
Can i get your guess on .
Religion, how much percent good has it done for us as to not good.
I was going to be real generous and say .
Religion has done us at least 75% bad to 25 % good.
Thats like MEGA generous from me i feel.
Actually
78 % bad to 22%
What is yours ?
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@Avery
Thats 1
57 posts in and you think any other person other then you is going to think bones is an idiot.
Totally Incorrect. Nor is he a derailer
Avery.
Say sorry and move on.
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You'll remember seeing that first piece of magnesium on fire.
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The true greatest part about science is hearing the teacher say .
' Ok guys get out your Bunsen burners '
mmmmmmmmmmmmm fire.
Yes fire.
Setting shlt on fire is the best.
I mean science EXPERIMENTS
Yeah experiments.
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It is not " Evo Advent " to get caught raping someone the first three maybe four times.
It seems pity and stupid to bring up any of these points BUT
ya have to if youa using the good old ( is it advent or is it not scales )
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Actually
The mere fact that it is illegal to rape someone and it comes with decades of incarceration could infact change things.
It might not be evolutionary advantageous .
So now you are asking.
How can something that should have nothing to do with a thing being evolutionary advantageous or not . Ie you got to jail if you get caught rapping someone where you will NOT be passing on your " jeans "
I am not taking congical visits into this fact , which however down the line has to be factored in
Wich is only the frigging start of weighing things up.
Who knows.
I'm going to use my second last pass here.
PASS.
BUTTTTTTTT.
THINKING ABOUT THINGS BEING EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGEOUS OR NOT IS FUCKING PRETTY FUN.
so so many things need to be factored in hey?
It takes you like a half an hour to get over the fact that rape is not very nice has nothing to do with weather something is evo ad or evo diss.
Good game.
Good game.
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Thats only rape of the opposite sex.
Rape of the same sex, wich is still rape is the opposite
Rape of the same sex, wich is still rape is the opposite
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@Shila
Unfortunately you are to smart shila to say the universe is no older then 10,000 years
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God created the universe in six days is all good butttttt.
6 days when ?
You are not going to say approximately 6000 years ago are you. ?
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Religion helps people to survive.
Correct. That checks out.
And because the op isn't in regards to the negative points about religion.
It should be left at that hey.
It is funny actually because. ( Insert what Elliott said ) , it feels designed to mock.
I think thats because
One could make a post stating the opposite of most of these points and it to will be correct.
Now to The broardness of it.
It is pretty broard.
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Sooooooo.
With this uncertainty in mind. The TOE shouldn't be placed at the top of the scale of things you belive are so called "certainties"
I mean, it doesn't need to be.
Theists on the other hand have this problem proving a god exists. yet it is the most important thing ever.
It is the sole reason they are here. They will follow the rules/ laws of that god exactly for the rest of their lives without questioning it.
You can see what is happening hear hey ?
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@Shila
Nice.
If we asked everyone that has meet the god thing where it happened
You would have a ( Places you are most likely to meet a god thing.
It would read as following.
A book store 1% chance of meeting a god.
A shoe store 1%
On top of a mountain 6%
A hospital 8%
A church 18%
Prison 34%
Freeway. 0%
But we would have a definite . The best chance of meeting a god place.
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Religion is a evolutionary advantage.
Again.
Religion is a evolutionary advantage.
A Evolutionary advantage.
I
I
I just don't like it.
It is on par however for what we've come to expect with dealing with religious stuff. ( IT ISN'T STRAIGHT FORWARD. )
I mean you cant just make a statement like.
( All up .... Religion has been a big plus for the human race. )
One
Actually it is straightforward hey?
A Evolutionary advantage.
It would be a lot clearer if you put a name along with some numbers before it.
So it reads.
( Rebecca 17 : 33. Religion is an evolutionary advantage )
Now that instantly makes sense.
I've noticed that.
When dealing with ummmm religious things , it isn't a small patch of something straightforward followed by another small patch of something straightforward.
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God reveals himself to people in prisons allllllllll the time .
To have it a guess.
I'd say that is the number one place where people meet and or talk to a god thing for the first time is in prison to prisoners.
Whats the deal with that ?
Is there a scripture that explains this ?
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Maybe knowing you are not a Muslim is like knowing you are a Christian.
Soooooooo.
What come first.
( A ) Believing in a god thingy ?
Orrrrrrrrrrrr
( B ) Being in / or finding yourself in a religious group?
Either way it is horrible.
Andddddd, it almost appears like there is a link of sorts between,
( Believing in god has something to do with being in a religious group ) im sure of it.
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What else do you believe in so much but can't prove ?
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Instead of Religion is a ( evolutionary advantage )
Can you perhaps reword it ?
Dumb it down for me.
What can you replace ( evolutionary advantage ) with ?
Even if it takes fifty words.
If you don't want to its all good.
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People join just one religion so to speak.
This is rather odd
If being a member of a religious group was good , you'd be in at least a dozen right ? .
The OP topic can then say. One Religion is a evolutionary advantage.
Four religions is a bigger evolutionary advantage.
Forty four religions bigger advant .
Is being in a religion a ummmm " advantage " ?
Or are you saying religion is an advantage ?
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You use the word religion not the plural ( religions )
Religion is an evolutionary advantage.
Not .
Religions are evolutionary advantages. Orrrrrr religions are a evolutionary advantage.
Buttttttt
A good old ( pros and cons of religions ) chart would better explain what you are getting at.
Personally im a sucker for pie graphs.
If you could put to me ( religions are good ) with a " Pie graph" you got me.
A current pros and cons of religions chart would look like this.
Pro : 8 possibly 9
Con : 28008765517836462897458487243274835416395642332800018725479981i8376574840301837695982641729582643183596
HOWEVER.
If your post turns out to be correct, as i am sure it is.
The numbers could in fact look alot more like this.
Pro : 12 possibly 13
Con : 2800876555178364628976464849020292874758929183465882929394757473829902834757489347058493848484843183596
Good game.
Good game.
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A grenade lands in ya foxhole.
20 or so people around.
You jump on it saving everyone but killing yourself.
Thats Suicide.
Extremely moral suicide.
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@zedvictor4
I reckon your a Butterscotch brittle ice cream kind of guy.
Thats moral.
I'd say it is imorral to like anything licorice flavored.
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Laying down / planting a landmine during war time and it kills a unintended person 40 years later.
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@Conservallectual
One can not possibly know what happens when one dies. Full stop. Apart from the visual body decays.
Theists , humanists , atheists allllllll should know this.
Butttttttttttttttt.
Most Theists know exactly what happens when one dies. ( with unfathomable details )
Do you know what happens when you die ?
Your post almost sounds like you believe in karma
Do you?
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@Tarik
I think i get my belief thing mixxed up with my what i wish for thing when it comes what happens when ya die.
You can feel the hyjack instantly.
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