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No matter how many times i look at the past and current extinction rates of just animals , not flora it blows my fucking mind.
You know how like every couple of years or so you spot a animal on like a documentary and you are gobsmacked that a thing like that exists. ?
I did this with nawals.
Blew my fucking mind. I think i was 20 ish
Whats the latest animal you have all of a sudden seen.
I was freaked out when i heard of a animal called .
False killer whales.
It messed with me.
God imade so so so many different types of animals
Some sound unrealistic.
350, 000 different types of beetles . With the 80 or so thousand identical to the human eye.
God Doing a simple act like 350k beetles is, odd
Thats all you can say
ODD.
It wouldn't be odd however if like 30 % or so of the bible went into great depth about alllll the diffrent types of beetles
And like 65% of the bible was just in depth about stars
Talking about human wouldn'take up 5 %
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The arch must have been big.
A One blue male wale and a One blue female wale compartment.
I mean .
One non-homosexual male blue wale
One non-homosexual female blue .
ONE OF EVERY ANIMAL.
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Imagine the thought that must of went into ( Meteroid projections )
Crazy to even attempt to start thinking about.
Crazy to even attempt to start thinking about.
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The LARGE extinction rate of animals is odd.
Making animals is one thing but.
Making animals to go extinct every single day would be tricky.
Making animals is one thing but.
Making animals to go extinct every single day would be tricky.
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Noah didn't round up just
One male zebra and one female zebra.
He rounded up
One non-homosexual male zebra
One non - homosexual female zebra.
Again Noah was the man . He can do anything.
It isn't as easy as it sounds.
The difference between a gay zebra and a sis zebra is identical to the eye.
If i showed you a picture of a homosexual sloth and a non homo sloth, you would have trouble differentiating.
To Noah.
One male zebra and one female zebra.
He rounded up
One non-homosexual male zebra
One non - homosexual female zebra.
Again Noah was the man . He can do anything.
It isn't as easy as it sounds.
The difference between a gay zebra and a sis zebra is identical to the eye.
If i showed you a picture of a homosexual sloth and a non homo sloth, you would have trouble differentiating.
To Noah.
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@Shila
God created all the animals and they roamed
Thennn.
It started all over again.
Does Every single animals we have today come from the two of each Noha rounded up right?
One can thank god for all the great animals we have buttttt.
NOAH IS THE MAN. There was nothing that bloke couldn't of done.
To Noah.
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Oh , and i also collect stamps.
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Nice. You are in my gang. Agnos / Athe. ' gives hand signals.
Can i ask .
When you become agnostic / atheist. Position comes into play.
One starts to think and feel Agnosticism is like a ummmm a position.
You went through this hey?
Id say most atheists on this site are Agnostic as.
It just isn't cool saying you are agnostic.
Dont tell the theists this.
When i started , i felt that this very ( Religious forum ) was making me " more agnostic "
This pull to agnosticism felt very clear it was hapoening for like two years.
Then and now it feels like i have to somewhat try to not be a Anti-theist.
Mmmm. Stages.
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Seven going on eight minutes have passed with not one reply.
Rude much ?
It is almost starting to feel like you guys think you are to good to do my wife.
I'll give it another 10 mins.
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Now someone type .
Are you going to teach her a lesson?
Then elaborate more.
Real fuckin cute like.
Yeah
HOLD.
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No but, I am sure my wife would like me talkinig about her like that to others.
Soooooo.
Back soon.
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Hey wtf
Opps.
Did i just post that out loud ?
That darn cat of mine has gotten on my keyboard again,
Sorry guys.
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@PREZ-HILTON
Have you noticed like a quite significant rise in cockold material?
Whan i was 18 there wasn't a chance in hell of anyone fuking my girlfriend.
Now however.
If you are " stuck" wylted.
i am quite happy to have you come around and do the missus.
Its just a thought. PM me.
Your porn " category selection " has changed hey ?
When you are 18. It is ( HOT TEENS / CHEERLEADERS And an occasional, ( Do the babysitter. )
40 it is ( Fuck my wife / Sloppy seconds and Creampies.
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One of the main two groups, christ / mus is incorrect.
Do you think we can alllllllllll agree with this ?
Do you think we can alllllllllll agree with this ?
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When you say a unknown god. Is that the same as a god that didn't do a book ?
Only weak and insignificant gods dont do books.
Please keep in mind.
Most of the gods that didn't do a book think________________BLANK ________________________________
and they also think ( )
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@Elliott
One must always constantly remind ones self that if one happen to come across one of these god things
one must repeat to it over and over . ' WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP / RELIGION SHOULD I BE IN.
This is pretty much the only thing we need to know.
Once the god thing says for example , ' Jehovah witnesses ' is the correct group.
You say crap buttt you join the JW
Until then it appears like its nothing more then a guess.
Butttttttttttttt.
The numbers would say other wise.
If you ask every theist on sight. ARE THEY IN THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP. you would be meet with a 100% yes.
Thus concluding to. ' THEISTS ARE BRILLIANT AT SELECTING THE CORRECT RELIGION ' INTO 'RELIGIOUS GROUP .
Imagine beliving the Quran is the one true holy book but you are christian.
So What comes first.? To the individual, ( Believing in a god thing ) orrrrrr. ( Joining a religious group )
The answer to this will provide insight into what is happening.
To be more then fair . LETS SAY THERE IS LIKE, 24 DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS GROUPS TO CHOOSE FROM.
So IF god doesn't tell ya it is a one in 24 shot.
However you don't want to be a Muslim right? So take them ones out.
Mormans , Jehovah witnesses. You dont want to be one of them either.
It starts looking like people just choose what religion they are and following it to a tea for the rest of their lives.
Wich is cool if ya down for that shlt.
But again , it appears there isn't noth8ng religious about the way one comes up with what religion. They are.
Im happy to leave it at.
THEISTS ARE REALLY REALLY GOOD RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKER ERS FULL STOP END OF STORY.
Let us now Imagine a mummy christian and a daddy christian having a adorable baby Muslium.
Or other.
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@Shila
We can see you are struggling to post posts in a pattern that ALLLLLLL others post post in.
Buttttttt
Your posts are of good quality / substance informitive in depth.
It is quite remarkable actually
When people usually come in a click up a whole page like you've done they are posts like . Well mine , short and silly
Soooooo Keep it up. Nice posts
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Can't read can't write but i can drive a tractor alright
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Im close to positive it would boil down to.
There ummm probably was a bloke named jesus. Of the Nazareth that existed.
A Totally normal human one.
There ummm probably was a bloke named jesus. Of the Nazareth that existed.
A Totally normal human one.
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Then What do we know or think we know about madusa gets factored in . ( in a much diffrent way )
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Oh, Thats only if you believe in Tut.
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Thinking about How much we know and or think we know about tutankahmun ( spell check ) as in comparison to how much we know about jesus.
Should be entertained for a minute or two.
Lets.
Should be entertained for a minute or two.
Lets.
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To have it a guess.
I think it would take like 10,000 gay mags and a cup of water to juice up a pulp is it .
To make a bible out of recycled paper
Make sure you show this process.
One could sell em.
Then ya move on to kids books made from recycled Hitler books.
Its
Inevitable.
Say that with me.
In evitable. Inevitable.
Say it when you shake your head side to side .
Good now i dont have to add more to recycled books , i can enjoy thinking about the word inevitable.
THE "BIBLE" books are NOT AND NEVER WILL BE FIT FOR A BIN.
Good game.
Good game.
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A Bible from recycled from old school homosexual porn mags.
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@Shila
There would be a market for that.
Show like 1000 bibles going through a juicer and one Quran pops out the other side.
Its so called " Hard core " its.
Welll , its cool. , ie there would have to be a market for that.
Alllthouhh , this would have been done before . If i google bible made from recycled ummmm science text books.
That would be a good one hey?
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Making a koran from recycled christian bibles and vice versa also would fetch a few bucks from weird people.
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Or perhaps.
Hard core anti-theist bible toilet paper.
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My Bible coffins be a big seller .
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Bible bunk beds?
YES.
So so many activities a skip full of bibles could provide.
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Ever made love on stack of bibles. ?
As i stated before.
Many many services available.
Well once i get a skip bin full of bible there will be.
Obviously the First thing one has to do upon reciving a skip full of bibles.
#1. Build bible fort.
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Getting rid of a skip bin full of Bible's. ( A SPECIALIZED JOB IF EVER I'VE HEARD ONE ) A mass bible desposererer
one thinks it would have to take a certain kind of cold harted sadistic monster.
Who would be game enough to light a spark or flick a switch to TERMINATE bibles on a MASS scale?
Gods thoughts on it would cause a re-write of the commandments
Commandment #1 . Thou shall not destroy MASS AMOUNTS OF literature i did.
I'm pretty sure that if you burn just one bible you've not a chance in hell of going to the heaven joint.
Sooooo if you destroy a thousand bibles.
You have ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE of living a good life after ya death.
☆⊙°♤♡◇♧☆⊙°♤♡♧♧☆⊙°♡◇♧☆⊙°♡◇
I HOWEVER ARE am ( THE ONLY ) FULLY QUALIFIED, FULLY LICENSED BIBLE BOOK DISPOSAL OLIGIST.
AT our state of the art holy book desposer factory we despoe with the ABOVE required respect.
So on and so on.
Long strory short.
For a small fee* for such an important task i will respectfully rid them .
And a percentage of the cost will be put back into the religious sector.
Its alllllll above board.
* prices subject to change.
^ other fees and services may apply.
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Who could possibly fathom what it is that they might make their god tell them next?
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I dare someone to ask , Should religious people be able to own a gun ?
And then be all like.
With one single little miss in terpy scrippy whippy ( one misinterpreted scripture ) a person with a gun can ummmm, do a great thing for god. .
That means do a bad thing and hurt someone.
Same same.
Then finish it up with a religious person with a gun shooting homosexuals or something.
Double dare.
Try Imagine a person that believes in god having a gun in arms length.
Un cum fort a bill.
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A priest would only be looking up one thing on a computer.
Can you guess?
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@zedvictor4
I still have trouble picturing a priest / pastor standing their speaking with a computer infront of him.
Do you think they do?
Maybe a computer tab with a old awsome looking bible cover would be a hit.
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I bet $10 bucks
Every theist and probably every atheist on site has a old tattered bible that used to be someone else's.
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This skip. Is it a recyclable one ? If so yes
Or
A bible buy back scheme.
I will be keeping my king james bible however for it Sits nicely inbetween mein kemph and dianetics.
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QUICK REMINDER.
God didn't choose to interact with people and do the whole bible thing in and around the time you were here on earth.
Andddddddddddd.
The whole 2nd coming thing looks like it's not going to happen in our lifetimes.
What i am trying to say is.
We the people of today are not that ummmm, terribly important to god.
I couldn't imagine us being nowhere near as important to god as puffins or stars.
Just to name two of gods top 10 greatest loves.
Butttttttttttt, i may be wrong.
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@Shila
How many denominations of Christians was there at the time of the bible coming to be known ?
What specific type of Christian was the bible written for. ?
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God could of done a pinical of sciences book
Right?
Like if he wanted to right.
He should of did like a be all and end all of human knowledge with a freaky mass of " predictions " book and in the last paragraph he writes. its me THE real one and only God here.
Then
P.S BE a seventh day adventist.
Then bammmmm ima insta 7th dayer.
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God could of made this book 100% correct. In a more Nostradamus way.
He could of made it uncannily, undeniably 100% correct.
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@Shila
Arrrr scripture, you wouldn't have a god speak anything but hey
Tis brilliant.
The taker downers of this message, it was the first time they heard such a thing I'm guessing.
It must have been a very odd encounter for them.
That being having god speak to them. Anddddd getting them to write down MEGA IMPORTANT SHIT what he says.
God wouldn't be able to do a book like that these days.
Like a BNT brand new testament or NT Newest test
Actually this is what will one day come about as a re- rise of the christians.
The year 2384 god does a book.
My guess for names is
Mavis 17 : 34
Garrett
The person formally know as Eddie.
$$ ♡♡ ☆☆.
Five.
Teak.
Fawn
And Russell.
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If it is made of paper. Paper don't last that long.
Put it on a usb stick
Hey It seems like God only showed up and engaged with people in a "certain area." And wih size in perspective a very small area.
It's almost like the bible was ummmm, did/done WITHOUT taking / factoring in the events that happen in the year 2384.
Was the bible written without this knowing ?
It doesn't have a used by date but it definitely has a best before.
The parts of the bible written after a name ( not always a name ) and a set of numbers like for example
The bible reads normal then all of a sudden
Wayne 1 : 22. ( followed by writings )
Is them parts of the bible ummmm " different " in anyways.
Are the scriptures in a bible more important then the rest ?
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A fully Mastered pastor
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Pastoring perfectionism.
A bachelor of pastoring.
No but imagine how fun the whole interviewing pastors for your church would be.
Actually.
WARNING , WARNING.
A decent pastor like the $1500 plus a week ones could easly make you hire them.
' Adds a quick WARNING REMINDER '
Picture four pastor turning up for the first day of work because somehow you hired them all.
That is good pastoring.
Then day 2 , four pastors showing up again because apparently you did not or simply forgot to fire any of them.
This continues for a month.
A Car salesman.
Sorry, I mean
A Car salesperson.
If a car salesperson made love to a lawyer they would have, pastorial offspring.
Well once they hatch. Thus bringing up another
REMINDER / WARNING.
DO NOT FEED ANY pastor after midnight or get them wet.
But you all know that.
Doesn't have to be Well versed in the bible just Charismatic.
Back to the post.
Hey Stephen.
Do you think god asks the people that go to church, why ? for example ( you and i )
why haven't deb and step been showing up at church?
He may be concerned thats all.
Well i hope he is concerned. Actually i hope he misses me not going to church.
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@Shila
Ummmmmmm.
Yeah.
Well probably,
all depends how profitable.
Not me personally. I have very little pastoring skills.
As much as i want to be a cult leader , i haven't the skill.
I would run a church.
The three main things to get a church up and running is . LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.
To operate a small business like a church you do need to be a little ruthless one thinks hey?
Offering odd roofed buildings for people to come and worship their gods does seem fair.
I mean ,
its not like one can worship god at a book store or like a bowling alley is it?
It doesn't work. So i provide a place.
For the first few weeks i will collect like a few bucks off every player.
Then up it.
It would be nice of me to offer a place for people to " communicate " with god.
Your welcome. ..
Real fuckin good guy i will be.
( this is what i will keep telling myself. )
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Each pastor comes with a TRULY AMAZING backing story.
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High priced precision pastoring.
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