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Cameras in churches.
At least Two things enters ones mind when one thinks.
Cameras in churches.
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Church.
What do ya reckon they are doing in there ????
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@zedvictor4
I sense I will be you when i grow up.. but just 27.4% as smart.
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I remember a ( Sunday school is over ) song we used to sing at the end class .
And it was there i heard about the great man himself , NOAH.
Back then , i thought The story of Noah and his arc was like Ali barbar
I loved getting read stuff.
Soooooo
Sunday school was for kids.... and allllll the kids were told stories and sung songs together.
This i liked. But i wasn't dumb.
See I knew full well that ( Church. ) , thats " adult church " ..... was nothing at all like sunday school.
I mean, surly they wouldn't do story telling and sing song in the " adults " church.
So i got out.
And besides, i can't stand the sight of blood.
Again back to me not being so dumb .
I knew They sacrifice a dozen or so super cute and cuddly , friendly farm animals every service in just about every adult church
I didn't want to see that.
If the christians stopped killing animals during there service I'd probably attend,
but until then.
Good day.
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@Stephen
Ok, sounds reasonable.
So i did the maths
Breakfast then was 73cents , ( 80 cents max )
Butttt
Dad gave me $2 bux ( 200 cents for the plate. )
Let me quickly run them numbers now.
And carry the three.
Thats - 120 cents.
Wich equals .
MY PARENTS PAID . one buck twenty to be without me for four hours.
WTF ?
Hang on a minute.
That can't be right. Let me run these numbers once again.
80 cent saving for breakfast
200 cents for jesus.
So Thats
Well ill be. It is.
-120 worse off
They actually paid people to come pick me up in a bus and take me away.
So um yeah .....
It wasn't for the money they saved on breakfast
And a big thank you to you Stephen for your suggestion.
fukin bastard.
HeHe.
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Santa got me that bike.
Out come the scales again. Whos the greatest.
Santa .
God.
God.
Santa.
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God was pretty cool I'll give them that however i got a bmx bike.
Sòoooooooo
Sunday morn with god or sunday morning jumping jumps.
I think i made the right choice.
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I was a lucky one.
I was able to get out of sunday school just before it turned into full blown church.
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@zedvictor4
Nope.
Not a single finger.
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I fuckin Loved sunday school hey.
Tis the place where i meet one of my great loves.
Sponge painting. And potatoe painting. Up until then i was under the impression that only paint brushes paint paintings.
I didn't even think you could glue a leaf to a painting. You can.
Good times good times.
I still do wonder why my parents sent me there.
I mean, It must of been hard for them not having me around for few hours every sunday morning.
Oh well . I guess ill never know.
Good day sir.
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Searching for government health nutritional ratings on ( group sjnging.)
How many groups sings a wwek is healthy for you
What do you think is the perfect amount of group singing a week
10 song?
It CAN NOT BE NONE .
NIL. Right.
I lack group singing ummm experience.
Since leaving god that is rge only thing that is diffrent.,
One goes from.
Believing in god with weekly group sings.
Songs.
To no god with a occasional happy birthday. Pol opp.
I was never told that .
If i stop believing in god i will more then likely live out the remainder of my life , 《 songless. )
I mean singless .
But you will be happy to know .
I able to give up group singing relatively easy.,
cold turky.
I haven't sung a single song for over three years now.
Thank you .
Thanks guys....
But Kids need to know
KIDS..
A life withour god . Is a life with very little next to nil group singing .
Other then that. It is exactly the same.
Give em a choice
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Typical fuckin atheists.
You guys never want to sing songs together.
Whats the deal with that shlt?
What kind of pack of morans dont want to sing songs together. ?
Oh and pay for it. ?
Fools
Atheistsssx fools.. the lot of ya.
Dont sing songs together
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I've a slight suspicion that.
Upon death.
Then after death .
Like whaen ya dead.b
We
We (Thats everyone.
Will be put to a test
A test of ( group sing ability ) if you will.
Why its obvious.
The days deaths of atheists will face off against the days deaths of religious and battle it out .
Yep .
Like the step up. Thing
In short .
Our Group ( sing ability ) levels has a lot to do with our life after our deaths comfort.
You know what i mean ?
I mean its obvious ya don't go to the heaven if you don't sing songs at the jesus.
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I've gone to far hey.
' SPELL CHECK ' skip.
Good day
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Last call.
DING DONG.
Come along
Come along you lot.
Hurry it up.
The GOD thing wants us down the road.
NOWWWWWW.
Like 5 minutes ago.
Imagine if you guys didn't sing songs to the jesus. ?
Jesus wouldn't be at all impressed hey?
Yeah No.
No. ..
Well run along.
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Atheists.
And our time startsßssssss
NOW.
ATHEISTS ASSEMBLE.
BMX Track now. ( insert robot noise )
They've gone hey. ?
Shhhhhhhhhh
Yep They've gone.
Them theistic lot are weird hey?
It is ever so hard not to get a laugh out of em hey?
Talking about ghosts and shlt.
One thinks the time they spend at church , what they should be doing is attempting to .get their stories straight.
Imagine if they come back and two of them like thought the same some how.
Picture it.
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Hey do any of you non believers feel like meeting up somwh3 for a sing song together ??
Its cool if ya don't.
Whatever.
What evs man.
So ummm Yeah ' kicks dirt "
Ok cool.
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God should of known that ALL of us humans wouldn't fit in one building .
Sooooo
Sooooo
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Now quickly Picture a god thing that created the all wanting us to all meet up in a odd roofed building down the road for him.
Picture it wanting that
Picture it.
Try Harder.
Picture.
...............?...
Ya can't hey?
I nearly busted a blood vessel.
I did try ever so hard to .
I do try ever so hard to.
Picture it with a scripture if it is any easier.
Pic with a scrip.
Try it again go.
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Nup.
PASS.
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DING DONG . its that time of the week again.
SUNDAY MEETING AT THE CLUBHOUSE.
SOOOOOOOOOOO
Same goes as last week .
Cash.
Bring it on in. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$..
Oh and please DO NOT FORGET... JESUS LOVES YOU.
Have a great day guys.
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A nonsense interpretation you say ?
That' s not ya average comment from a
☆☆ TOP 100 ☆☆ ( translating scriptures ) OF ALLLLLLL TIME.
That sounds like a
☆☆ TOP 10 ☆☆ ( translating scriptures ) OF ALLLLLLLL TIME comment
A biblical scholar if you will.
Thats the word ( BIBLICAL )
followed by.
The word ( SCHOLAR )
say it with me.
Biblical scholar.
Biblical
Scholar
Having trouble picturing a biblical scholars ??
Well think of A ( triangular colored number C )
They are exactly the same thing.
Good game.
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Oh.
Did i just type that out loud ?
It is Cold here , and i just found my cat lying on my keyboard for warmth.
Stupid cat
He wont do it again
Please disregard.
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@Incel-chud
Well it has easy been a decade and a half since i attended a sunday service.
I was kinda guessing that the plate would have like a ( pay wave ) credit card option. Like you press the $25 button and hold your credit card near it for a couple of seconds.
I broke into a church twice and scored a tv and vhs player.
That puts me $280 up on god .
Plussss.
Ive attended approx 20 to 25 sessions of Sunday school.
My mum was adorned in macaroni jewelry, and works of art work that went straight on the fridge door.
$50 bucks worth easy.
Mum would value this jewelry at at least a million bucks.
So thats
$280.
+ $ 50.
Minus $20 in $2buck coins that i have put into the plate.
Let me quickly run them numbers.
And carry the 3.
Oh wow.
Thats
$300 bucks im up on jesus.
Nice hey?
What i am trying to say is .
Id have no qualms building a church for moneys.
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@Stephen
I'm after a approximate time line.
From jesus crucifixion to a full Christian holy book ? ( not the first bits of the jew book. ) no dead sea scolls
The first full christian holy book. Can i say that?
Ifffff it is what i think it is. ( 450 to 500 years ) christians could soooooo use this as a " good argument " if you will for there gods existence.
So
Time line.
Inventing the god . Lets go with catholics. ( from jesus death )
To
( how many years pass ? )
Inventing a holy book.
( How many years ? )
Inventing " a church "
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The god maker uppers guys ( founders ) = Benifits. Ben i fit ed ( cant spell ) ( ben i fisheries ) $$$$$$$$$
Jesus = gambit.
The book writing guys. = ben a fitted $$$$$$$$$
The clubhouse owners guys . = ben fit ted $$$$$$$$$
Hey you could probably like just make shlt up about a god thing and get a group up and running and benifit from it.
No?
Well just fathom it for a minute.
Could one of the Top 10 ( by number ) religious groups be totally just made up ?
Getting a religious group up and running makes a Ponzie scheme feel childish.
Jesus = gambit.
The book writing guys. = ben a fitted $$$$$$$$$
The clubhouse owners guys . = ben fit ted $$$$$$$$$
Hey you could probably like just make shlt up about a god thing and get a group up and running and benifit from it.
No?
Well just fathom it for a minute.
Could one of the Top 10 ( by number ) religious groups be totally just made up ?
Getting a religious group up and running makes a Ponzie scheme feel childish.
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@Stephen
The great lord asks for a measly 10% pa from each christian.
Thats reasonable right ?
But ummm.
Imagine the jobs available at the church.
Like
A Will securerer.
Or like
A rich member getterer .
A Information gatherer.
I only 3 years ago heard that you have to apply to become a member of a church.
It blew my mind.
Also.
When you ask someone about . Who built the church they attend,
Nine times out of ten .
The story goes as followed.
God come to the bloke who owns it and told him to sell everything he owns and build a church.
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A giant being a expert at archery you say.
That puts a picture in ones head.
And a interest on the size of the target.
That puts a picture in ones head.
And a interest on the size of the target.
Giant archery would have to be easier then normal human size archery.
I might infact be better at giants archery then a giant.
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I had a dream about a girl i know and i seen her naked. ( in my dream )
So
Is that really what she looks like naked ? ( In real life )
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Let me guess.
You have used your ( Being born again ) card already?
Luckily.
(The Insinerator 5000 ) is coming to a store near you.
For less then two cups of coffee. Thats $ 10 . 99*
One can remove all sins in under two mins. In a booth found at ya local mall.
The insinerator 5000. Booth.
step 1 ( Insert coin )
step 2 select your specific christian denomination from the 20,000 and growing availability .
then jump on in and sit down and simply view the 1 min 29 sec answer five questions .
The holy water spray mist sprays three times.
Then get your 5 christs body flavored waffers.
A funny picture background of you having ya sins removed
And you get a dated written 100% Guaranteed sin free certificate. Heaven acknowledges the( in sin 5000 )
Thank God for the ( Insinerator 5000 booths )
* prices subject to change.
* recive 5 waffers, one picture and some writings written specifically for you.
Alllllll that for under eleven bux.
Good game.
Good game.
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Not knowing what first trimester means might ummm " moraly excuse "
Alotttt of people don't fully understand the " stages "
With "The hospital is on fire scenario " . That asks would you grab the canister of 1000 Zygots or embryos. I forget how it went but.
Embryos are football jerseys. I am not rescuingfooty jerseys.
What i am saying is .
Is it not a moral question if you don't have a clue what, 1st tri , 3rd tri, Zygots and embryos and Other awkward names they call.
Like
Leaving 50 zygots aint as bad as 14 embryos or two trimesters
See i dont even know what i am saying now.
It isn't clean cut.
They shoukd call them" 1 week babies" . " 2 week babies "
Cooking time.
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One has to think Uncircumcised..
But thats the last i talk about gods genitalia.
When i picture god .
It goes straight to the cartoon looking long grey haired god flying on a cloud.
Followed by A MEGA BRIGHT LIGHT " god " ( my fave )
Allll the way down to my second fave. ( A Burning Bush ) god.
No one can picture jesus not looking like jesus.
Oh thats unless jesus is god. Thus making god something i cant picture.
Godesus
Jegodsus
Scary looking.
6 nipples.
Picture
Half father half son and the other half ghostly.
As soon as you read ghostly you pictured " Casper " right.
Correct.
It all points to MALE.
And if i was made in his image.
Male.
Stuff it.
LOCK IT IN.
male.
God was/ is a bloke.
I will leave it there for i am now thinking about ( gerth )
Good game.
Good game.
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I cant picture ( A one hit wonder computer )
A computer would sell out.
The song/ tune does sound boring and basic.
The computer sounds bug free .
One can't help but feel a Computer on" bugs" would be more out there and cool sounding.
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Who's more important. God or jesus?
Or is god jesus
God doesn't want no men laying beside men. Or girl on girl either.
So he is specific.
Lets call him omni-genderous.
Now i dont make a habbit of being so vulgar buttttttttt Picture gods ummmm size down there.
EASY 14.
Thats Blasphemy.
I'm going to sit myself out for 15 mins
Sorry.
Time starts
N
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God either.
( A ) EXISTS.
OR
( B ) DOES NOT EXIST.
Thats A or B
One of them HAS TO BE CORRECT.
Thats .
B
Or A
A . Real
Or
B. Not real.
One
Orrrrrr
Two
What did ya pick?
You prob went with ( C ) hey?
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BRING CASHHHHHHHHHHHH.......$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Jesus Lovessssssssssssssssss cash.
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So um yeah * kicks dirt * thats all
Oh and Have a great day guys.
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If i started believing in god. there is a 84.8% chance of that god being the christian god.
Its kind of like.
I know what religion i would most likely be apart of if i was to ummmmm " find god "
If i started believing in god . There is a .73% chance it woukd be xenu, the scientology alien one
Agian my suspicions prick up.
Beliving in god has something to do with being in a religious group.
I am almost positive of it.
Two totaly diffrent MAJOR things.
1. Believing in a god thing.
2. Joining a religious group.
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Atheists don't believe allah is god.
Christians don't believe allah is god.
The way you arrive to this conclusion?
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Actually it isn't hard imaging someone being more atheist then another.
So now imagine the point of being so atheistic just before you turn into a beautiful ( anti-theist )
So now imagine the point of being so atheistic just before you turn into a beautiful ( anti-theist )
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Atheist can turn left at traffic lights can't they?
Yeh im good.
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The worst part about being a atheist for me is having to belive in the T.O.E.
The best part about being a atheist is.
I am now a scientist. ( glasses and white coat. )
Lar de fuking dar.
Going further over the rules.
Atheist are ALLOWED to believe in a afterlife*
Wowwwww i never new that.
Butttttttt because i am a atheist. I have to be accepting to gay people.
Oh this is difficult.
But I strive sooooooooooooooo hard to be a TRUE atheist.
Like a real true ATHEIST. I dare not step overthe bounds.
He,He
Go team ATHEIST........
If atheists had to walk through doorways backwards, i wouldn't be a atheist. I never walk through doors backwards.
Ok i am off ............. back to the lab to mix chemicals in beakers
And NOT MEANING TO BOAST BUTTTTTTTT .
I am more atheistar , atheistickle then most of you basic level 1 run of the mill commen atheists
I am on a much higher level of atheist izum, a grandmaster if you will.
As long as my mind doesn't slip and i start believing something that a theist believes , i should be good.
so fukin atheist
Good game.
Good game.
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Atheists have very little if any experience in (GROUP SINGING )
I haven't group sung for 2 years now.
THEISTS ARE EXPERIENCED , GREAT GROUP SINGERS.
If i only knew that not believing in god meant, i will participating in very little group singing throughout the rest of my life , i might of tried harder to believe.
Its almost like you think atheists have lost nothing by not being abke to believe in a god type thing.
I sure miss amateur religious grade group singing..
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What i suspect.
THE MISSING LINK?
I suspect that.
Well
Now hear me out.
I suspect that Beliving in a god type thing , has something to do with being in a religious group..
Picture believing in a god thing having something to do with being in one of them religious group things?
It must happen like a over night or something. ,
You start believing that maybe a god thing did like didmake us.
And you then all of a sudden find yourself, wanting to join a religious group.
Or vice versa.
The milks sour.
And i aint the kind of pussy to drink it.
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If one was to ask ( EVERY THEIST ) on this site .
Are they currently in the correct religious group ? I feel you will find a overwhelming 100% yes.
INTO
a google search:
HOW MANY RELIGIONS ARE THERE IN THE WORLD TODAY ? = approximately 10k.
Lets say ( 9k )
Sooooooooooò
50 out of 50 theists are allllllll in the " CORRECT " religious group..
And the correct religious group is one of them 9k .
These ummmm. " facts "
These numbers are truly phenomenal.
Thus concludes.
THEISTS ARE "UNCANNILY , ASTONISHING, BRILLIANT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS.
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Me a mear human blooded atheist , i can not help but feel that when it comes to joining one group out of 9,000
I might not join the " correct " one true one of the bat.
Yet theists.
strangely are correctly 100% ( SPOT ON ) joining the one and only true correct group EVERYTIME, one after another.
So again.
THEISTS ARE REALLY GREAT AND GIFTED ( RELIGIOUS GROUP ) PICKERS
Pickerereeres .
FULL STOP
Please teach us Atheists.
Are they currently in the correct religious group ? I feel you will find a overwhelming 100% yes.
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a google search:
HOW MANY RELIGIONS ARE THERE IN THE WORLD TODAY ? = approximately 10k.
Lets say ( 9k )
Sooooooooooò
50 out of 50 theists are allllllll in the " CORRECT " religious group..
And the correct religious group is one of them 9k .
These ummmm. " facts "
These numbers are truly phenomenal.
Thus concludes.
THEISTS ARE "UNCANNILY , ASTONISHING, BRILLIANT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS.
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Me a mear human blooded atheist , i can not help but feel that when it comes to joining one group out of 9,000
I might not join the " correct " one true one of the bat.
Yet theists.
strangely are correctly 100% ( SPOT ON ) joining the one and only true correct group EVERYTIME, one after another.
So again.
THEISTS ARE REALLY GREAT AND GIFTED ( RELIGIOUS GROUP ) PICKERS
Pickerereeres .
FULL STOP
Please teach us Atheists.
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One day you find god.
Then go to bed that night .
Thus waking the next day disgusted about homosexuality.
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Denounce your religion today.
Then go to bed that night .
Thus waking up the next day with not a drop of moral in ya.
What a trip.
Denounce your religion today.
Thus waking the next day and not being phased by boys kissing boys.
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Picture if you will a ummm,
A well below average scripture translator messing up a few scriptures and having it effect their morals.
It may effect their morals negatively or positively.
Let me guess.
Having trouble picturing a poor scripture decipherer ?
To have another guess.
We've currently got approximately two and a half billion thiests whom are in the ( TOP 1000 OF ALLLLLLLL TIME ) script trans
We've a billion theists whom are currently in the ( TOP 10 OF ALLLLLLLL TIME ) they have a special " querky way " of translating making them spot on.
Hi 5.
Being in the top 10 is short for. = ( NUMBER ONE BESTEST THAT WILL EVER BE. )
And we've currently ten maybe twenty max, theists, whom are not very good at translating scriptures.
What i am trying to ask is.
Do you reckon a theist would say that they are not very good at translating scriptures?
Ha.
Ha.
I bet every theist on this site belives they are in the current ( TOP 1000 )
Who's not ?
Who's bad at it?
But back to the question.
Morality? Is atheism more reasonable?
Yeah ummmm. Yes.
Yes it is.
Unlesssssssssss.
You are a ( jewish christian Muslim. ) and believed in allllllll the holy books and took only the " good " out of all the books.
Thus making one M E G A M O R A L DUDE .
I like picturing
Your walking down the road and on the other side of the road is a lady pushing a pram with a kid in it , you glimps at her and think. " i want to have sex with her " so you cross over and you are just about to rape her but you quickly stop because you remembered a scripture that says you shouldn't do that.
And your like fewwwww . Lucky i just remembered that one.
morals, shmorals, florals.
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He was a good fisherman old jesus.
It is difficult picturing jesus fishing.
You are catching nothing and jesus is filling the net every cast.
He'd be anoying sometimes. Living a charmed life.
How important would of the person been that jesus got his weed off.
Insta apostleized .
His dealer was one of the 900 plus year olds.
( Was jesus a stoner ) is funny backwards.
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What about a 2D area of space in a vacuum.
Before , during and after the vacuum.
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@Double_R
Bots and or people that make multiple ( post topics ) and push the proper post topics of the main page are pure cold blooded killers.
It works well stuffing up a site.
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Gods may do another book yet.
they have before.
Picturing gods getting a bunch of blokes to write stuff down for him these days.
Were would the blokes take the stuff they wrote down too .
Hummnm. Hummmmm.
Where does one take his writings that god said to him to.
Imagine telling people you have some writings from god.
That you did .
But from god.
Like god said it , you wrote it down for him.
Gods get guys to do a book for em.
Well the important gods do.
I don't want to start imaging a " important god " not doing a book.
Hey if god did a book again do you think it will be in a scripture type format?
Gods dont do shlt anymore , well like they use to.
It seems like actual gods come and did stuff with us humans for a couple of hundred years then just stopped.
Sooooooo, could gods or a god or the god do a book today.
A true version.
Ha
A true version of the bible would not mention a god thing.
It must be easy to imagine god watching all these fake things called religions and religious groups forming over incorrect nonsense then god himself getting a real religious group going exactly like the old fake religious groups. Before a religious group.
So before there was a true religion in the world there was these things called " religions " and they went pretty much exactly like true religion.
It allllll wreaks of Abraham.
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@Barney
How do you think a fly lands on the ceiling?
A last sec twist or a loop
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