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This is a stupid personality test, so I picked the picture of a cluttered house.

No but seriously  I did this test the other day, I then put in a good 45 minutes to a rapidly adding up ( 5 plus hrs ) trying to perform the   ( Add a pic to a post maneuver )  

And it like made me angry. AGAIN.

But I'll get it.  Anyway mom says I'm perfectly fine so I'm allllllll good.

Good day sir

Ha Ha There was this stunner chick on this other web site debate dot org once and her name was like yours and you got like the same kind of taste in pictures.

But this rose girl on this other site was such a whore but like she was a nice whore, you know?

So with your username you are going to be mistaken for that whore chick from the other site. 

She used to send xxx pics to everyone. 

So roes  my question is. Has anyone mistaken you yet for that cool whore from the other web site ?.

And ummmmm 

Do you think a horse knows when it wins a race? 

Also Welcome to the site. 

Love you.

 

Oh no. I have to answer now.( No not the laws of physics.)

No rules meaning,  I can kill people. I can lie cheat and steal. I can abide by the law,  I can break the law. . not saying that laws and morals are the same thing but ummmmmmm. 

Dam it. 

Hey Ralph you asked me what I meant by ( THERE are NO rules.) and I have not sufficiently answered your question yet. 

So Ralph, I'm asking for a little time to get back to you on this. Can you give me one day to answer this please mate?

I owe you,  WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY WHEN I SAY, THERE ARE NO RULES. 

Also your post #69 is nice man.

Good day.

 

I believe 

THERE ARE NO RULES. 

Plus

I am 38 years and 5 months old.

Thus My so called "morals"  are a ( result*  ) of ME living 38 years and 5 months with NO RULES. 

*  may not be the best word to use. 

I believe L Ron could of proved a religion to be wrong. Scientology.  

Thus ruling one out. 

Said Trevor.

Proving all other religions wrong. 

Proving one religion right. 

Proving one religion wrong.

Proving all religions right. 

So that's 99% the 1% is for the fact that his made up nonsense could in fact happen.

But that 1% can be smashed to bits with two of many claims in Scientology happening simultaneously kind of.

But if L Ron said he just made it up thennnnnnnnnnn. 

I don't know.

A person Or persons starts a religious group. 

Also L Ron's Scientology wasn't a religion when he was at the helm and living. 

It's almost like asking, What religion is the most correct?

After you've Proved all other religions wrong, you have to start proving things like CORN making humans wrong.

Quails made us.

Screw this.

PASS.

 

 

It's a funny old topic this 

My thought starts off with ummmmm, can I state a fact. Fact being. mommy and daddy jews have baby jews. FACT. 

I'm also thinking,  You'll be real lucky if you make it into heaven after being vaccinated. God doesn't like it. 

Getting vacced is the same as eating a bacon and egg burger. Is it?

Getting vaccinated is on par with eating shell fish.  It's reckless.

The Jewish Sin removal. 

Like if you break god's law and your a catholic you can easily solve it with a splash of holy water a trip to the BOOTH and a Christ flavoured wafer. 

And or cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  

Because God lovessssszssssss casshhhhhhhhhhh.  I'm thinking $1000 bucks to the synagogue makes getting vacc go away. 

Or

Or 

I might start a vacc service.  You simply pay $1500 to a company yet to be announced ( SNEAKY VACC ) or ( Whats that over there? bammmmmmmm your vaccinated )  and we will accidently, secretly vaccinate your little ones without them knowing it.

One minute the Kids are playing with a toy the next thing they are fully vaccinated. I won't get into the mechanisms of it all but. 

For $1500 your Kid WILL BE vaccinated*. You will not know they will not know. 

REMEMBER God doesn't punish you for someone vaccinating you without your knownig. 

We also have service named  (Secretly Immunised whilst getting circumcised )  package.  

Every SNEAKY VACC  Comes with a box of smarties. 

 

Let us now take 6 sec to admireThe brilliant mind of the bloke who said. We should get God to talk scripture.

And a 5

And a 4

And 3

And a 2

And 1

mmmmm scripture, you wouldn't have ya god speak anything but. 

Good game 

Good game..

With numerous versions of the Bible. I'm waiting for The (Tell it like it is version)  TILIIV I think would be a best seller.

In The ( TILIIV ) version every scripture is replaced with  The Top three responses/Meanings of the scripture 

You could make like a cheap ( 10,000 TILIIV ) Bible.  In this Bible 1000 high up religious folks and 9000 basic follower theists  are asked, 

What does this scripture mean?

The scripture will then be taking out and replaced with the top 3 responses for.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 

For example, like as above

Instead of Mark 23 : 39 - 45 reading.  And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, today shalt thou be with me in paradise.

Instead of this, it will read.

4566 Christians*   if you believe in the Jesus God, when ya die you will go and live with him at his totally awsome crib.

2891 Christians*   when  you die, you get to stay at the MAGNIFICENT, five star *****  HEAVEN PARADISE RESORT.  All expenses paid.

Eternity days and eternity night stay.

1002 Christians*   if you spend you life doing everything god wants you to do, when you die, JESUS HAS YOUR BACK.

the very second you die Jesus is like,  HEY HI MAN. grab ya shlt and come live with me at my joint. 

A god.

A human god.

A book.

A clubhouse.

Fake religious groups operated like this.

Then comes along THE ONE TRUE RELIGIOUS GROUP. 

" YOURS "

yours being the theists  ( cath \  pro \ Christian \ islim and so on )  the first one true religion with the One true God at the helm.

Long story short, your god sets up the first true religion and it goes.......

A god 

A human god 

A book 

A clubhouse 

Exactly like a dozen of fake religious groups before yours and exactly like every fake religious group after yours.

It's um.

Um

let's go with.... ( uncanny )  Please explain.

Let us now take 6 seconds to think of the BLOKE that foreseen things much like this and thought.

Things like this and many other instances  may be very difficult to just simply dismiss. I mean, things like this may cause people to doubt.

So This smart smart bloke come out with. 

( WHAT We will do to get around the numerous " uncanny " Coincidencees is make the jew god Christian god.)

Yeah this can be used to explain away the many questions asked about alllllllllllllllllllll the gods there is.

Sooooooooooooooo Jew god is " OBVIOUSLY Christian Muslim god. 

Well for those who don't do say Jesus is god. 

And Jesus can't be god because Muslim god,  aka jewslimian God the one and only tells us Jesus is a half PROPH half God and the other half   whatever he is and a third magician 

Great thinking hey?  making your god that groups and their god,  

The one and only great god  (Jewhistslimogy ) 

Good game. 

Good game.

So ways of Making a " BAD " person a " GOOD " person?

Then this talk about bad people with guns will be betterer.

The only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a bad gun.

No, the only way to stop a bad person with a gun is to say hey. Hey mate, what are you up too?. 

No the only way to stop a bad person having a gun is to have extensive daily health checks on everyone's mental stability before handling their guns, DAILY...

No no, the only way to stop a bad person with a gun is to have an old lady fall over in front of the bad person with a gun, and then the bad person with the gun simply helping the old person up off the road thus making them a good person ( time to be discussed into history )   and in turn a bad person into a good person, I've gone too far hey?

Nowell then the only way to stop a bad guy getting in a good guys hand is to ummmmmm.

Look I'm going to pass.

Also In the year 2630  2633 they don't have these old guns that go BANGGGGGGGGGGGG REAL LOUD things.

And every "gun" that gets shot is like reported. 

Hang on, 

Hang on.

Then everyone is just going to make themselves the guns that go bang again and get around it. 

Making a bad a good person,  

( Maybe have a Tickle a bad guy day. )

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Hi man.

Hey, How did you go from believing in god to joining the correct religious group?

Picking your religion is saying you know exactly which book God wrote. Made or whatever he did , inspired. 

It ain't about god is it?

It's all about being in a group isn't it?

Good game.

Good game.

They all love their  ( kJV )

I bet someone could make a movie about this whole bible thing.

They appeared unto many.    God and these so called " human gods " seemed to of shown themselves to heaps of people back in the days. Well To People in and around the donkey distance area, the area everyone in like a donkey distance around  turned into these profitable saints/profits and other assorted scallywags  .   

gods came.

gods left a BUNCH of material with BLOKES they visited and thats that. 

FULL STOP

It's........ It's what gods do.  back then anyways.

And as if a visit from a actual God wouldn't of been cool enough, these luky GUYS would unintentionally of course,  end up like  making a few bucks out of it.  Win Win. 

I mean sure some of them might have had to kill a family member or two. But having God visit ya is 90%* of the time , a very profitable experience.

One day you're like just a ordinary bloke then bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the next thing You know,  you are being payed the upmost respect from allllll around. 

 And your all like, ' No guys No ,  I'm totally just  a normal person like everyone else. 

Totally normal.

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And then you're lile.

I mean sure  God choose me to pass out these REAL important messages and all....... 

BUT other then that,  im toats norm.

Just because i know how to positively get to heaven doesn't make me better then you lot. 

It doesn't. 

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Ok I've gone to far hey ?

Well

It's strange that gods and prophs don't do these  anymore. 

It went from showing heaps to none. 

Picture god leaving a bunch of  i want this done like that stuff these days. With Writing being pretty popular now and all.  

Imagine God dropping a few skripts / bible versus off to like Eric or Frank,   What would they do ? 

Imagine all the stuff god has told / gave people but they weren't put into the bible because " They " didn't believe them. 

Crazzzzy

  

I was told some 35 years ago. 

MOM. 35 : 17    if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all !

I've never like it,  although i probably employ this lotssssssss in life. 

However i believe ( MOM 35:17 )  is NOT the right way about this here issue. 

I so know i should go with ( MOM 28 : 9 )  honesty is the best policy.  With a added  ( DAD  78 : 44 )   speak up son. 

 What does the Quran state we do on this topic ?

We should let our kids, kids deal with it. 

I wonder what a Sunni thinks of a Shia and vice versa? 

There is alot of loopholes said John. 

Theists are Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky that god's got guys to do a book for them.

Heterosexual Animal  #2873608993645002 and  #2873608993645003.  

Play russian roulette.

1 bullet,  5 empty. You Spin it , cock it , pull the trigger. 

You get lucky. 

HERE BY CHANCE.  

Well to use a leaf blowing analysis.

You get caught in a tornado tossed up in the air. ( exactly like little leafy blowing on down to bringiham )  

You end up in a field 

No stop. I'm withdrawing this.

Fuk.

 

Ok you are at a shoping mall , you want to knkw where a certain shop is. So you go to find one of the boards with the map on it.

You look on the map and it has a big Green , it reads  ( YOU ARE HERE )  

You then relize that you are actually exactly where it says you are.  

So it was lucky that that legend / map was there instead of up the other end of the mall. 

There is a CHANCE they could of mixed em up. 

How's this one then. 

The board game Monopoly. There is 20 community chest cards., there is also 20 CHANCE card. 

You land on chance.

You pick it up and win second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.

I am the banker , so who should i give the money to. And so on.

Demonstrating you are here by chance.

Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You are welcome. 

Im out.

Oh i ain't playing.  

Now I'm thinking something to do with ya mom and dad . 

Orrrrrrrrrr.  Being a twin maybe. 

PASS.

Lucky you can't prove that i typed that.

Good day

Oh i get what the post is adking now. asking now.

Sorry.

 

#.1

I just purchased a lottery ticket for next month's lottery $21 million,

now you send me your address or any address you want and I'll send you these tickets.

The tickets are registered under my name so I'll need to be there IF BY CHANCE you and i win the GRAND PRIZE....

So from one certain point to another only by chance we will medt 

Oh hang on, my " if by chance " is different then your. " If by chance "  

If by chance we win ,  you'll want to meet me because of chance, and i you. 

So from a certain point to another, chance will be the only.  

No, thats going to need work.  

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Orrrrrrrrrrr, you and i will come up with three places to meet up at 12pm.  

And Ill see you there pal.  

If by chance. 

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#3

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr 

Now this is pretty horrible to say butttttttttt

I and some of my  specifically aged acquaintances will make certain allegations against the person on this site named Keith

If by chance the police track you down , i will be seding you.

No this is silly.

I just read the challenge again . And it says i dont belive you Can demonstrate i am here. 

I can demonstrate i am here by chance to someone. 

Number #2 works.

From a certain point to point.  Arrange to meet at three places.

Picture three streets side by side, you at that end me the other.

Walking up to these streets you are to pick one and go with it. 

Maybe three streets at some time or some place when no one else will be there,  so IF BY CHANCE you and i pick the same street,  I'll be the person you walk past.  

Orrrrrrrrrrrr

Actually i dont want to play anymore.

Good game 

Good game.

 

I'd make up these things called morals, but only for every person out of my then eyesight.

As I want everyone to be kind to each other anddddddddddd because I can then take advantage of that. 

Actually, I might invent a system of sorts called morals so people out of my then eyesight are not doing things that I'm unaware of and miss out on.  As i dont want to be shocked.

I'm still picturing little leafy blowing on down to, where was it again? 

Awesome.

That's mine now.

Also, This whole thinking about "free will" you are doing. 

STOP IT ALRIGHT.

just, Stop it.

I'm sure that's what your brain says.

Nice posts man.

Good game.

Yes, If you think so. It's moral.  You can call it fun.

If no one sees you..

If they are in the mafia or some other Gang.  Yes.

Manslaughter charges.  Intention.

People are punished even if what they did wasn't a crime.

But sec , i have to ask. 

Meaning of ( To Punish ) someone ?  From Go to your room to execution

Meaning of ( A Crime ) 

Is it immoral to not punish someone for a crime they did commit. 

And sometimes its not up to you.    If you're a Correctional officer for example

This all boil down to.   IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT. As it's

So many scenarios 

If you are the one making judgment on this.

Don't you say them things. 

No but i to have thoughts sometimes , like i picture Noah's 750th birthday bash was fancy dress come as your fave animal. 

No homosexual animals allowed. 

He knows his animals does Noah.  

No but God making animals, it's one job making animals but he must then place the animals on the board.

Oval shaped board. 

You can only imagine how many animals died during this process. 

From giraffe after giraffe drowning to Arctic zebras not taking. 

Good game.

Good game.

A big shout out to Noah For giving us all these wonderful animals.

To Noah !

 

One must not forget that the kangaroo has walked the earth for some 6000 plus years now.

Thats plenty of time to evolve

Hi pal.

Can i ask. How old do you think earth is ? 

How do you do it? 

Can someone put some links of crazy people worshipping in churches up ?

Soooooooo funny.

Praise the lord. 

When i pretend to praise ( air praising )  i feel instantly my hands need to go up in the air and shake , my head goes back. 

Anyone speak in tongues ?

Interesting. 

Hey keith, do you think humans are somewhat responsible for global warming ? 

You're not a humanist keith hey ?

 

I don't want to know who's correct.

It does help if you are like me, probably the most uneducated person in the forum.  

But ummmm, ill get there.

Hey sec. The fact that we can't see our eyes move in the mirror.  (  Saccadic suppression ) I think it's called . And with what you are seeing when this occurs is ummmmmmm, 

Well it's to me disheartening. EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE.

Right you are.  I don't know what im saying 43% of the time. 

But ummmmmm , right you are . 

 Your beliefs can contradict each other and that's not a problem. 

Mopac post #9 Gives a Avenue into defeating supream ultimate reality god.

Having a north Korean Mum and a Nk Dad plays more into it. 

Like a Christian women and Christian man make baby Christians ,  this i have witnessed

I have never witnessed a Muslim women and a Muslim man having a Christian child. 

Well it's not like you can go to heaven if you have foreskin is it ?

Here is a cringe worthy question..  Was God circumcised ?

 

Usually when i type the word ( CIRCUMCISED )  YHWH pops up.

And this jew god thing won't EVER and hasn't NEVER  acknowledged a single person with a foreskin.

Wait for it.

Hold.

I wish i write like that Keith.

Nice post man. 

Thank you.  Thanks. 

I just wanted to let you and others know about this great love i had with Sunday school. 

Thats all WOA. 

I don't know a great deal about Jesus however one thing is for certain.

JESUS FUCKlNG LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CASH

FULL STOP. 

So yeah,  $7,25 is going to Jesus.. 

Not a problem. 

Good game.

Good game.

On a potato scale.   One potato being ( crap ) ten tators being awesome.

I give it eight potatoes. I liked it a lot . ' So many activities '.

I did a year of it . But that was 30 years ago. this means.  I did twenty sessions of Sunday school. 

Ok ok.  I went to Sunday school at least 10 times. 

Arts and crafts.  Macaroni jewelry, pantings, storytelling time,  group sing song. Loveddddddd it.   

Never got touched and to dumb to be docked.  I'd make a pretty shlty religious group member. I'm not worth keeping around. 

Hey I bet* there isn't a Atheist on this site that never went to Sunday school at least five times. 

33, 36 years ago i remember Sunday school finished and the adults were in the MASSIVE pointy roofed building still , i thought yeah ,

One day.

One day I'll be in that building there with all the ADULTS. 

I was curious as to what the adults were doing in there, and i was at that age when you have your first quidji board experience.

You know?

That age when you first see 5 people lift a person to the ceiling with two fingers. As sick as a ghost , As light as a feather.

I was thinking the adults were doing stuff like this, so i sneaked up to the church entrance looked in and seen the whole assembly in group song. 

Ha, see i thought they were doing freaky crazy shlt. 

But i was happy to see they weren't doing crazy stuff, all they were doing was singing songs to a invisible lord.

So thats cool.  

I'm still a little puzzled as to why my parents took me there. I mean It's not like they would of wanted to spend 3 hours every Sunday without me.

Hang on. Ouch.

I liked Sunday school up until i got my first BMX bike.

God's pretty cool but he ain't no BMX. 

 

 

 

 

 

Picking your religion is the same as saying you know the true holy book is ummmmmmmmmm this one. 

Or that one. 

If god himself didn't tell you what religious group to be in then you just picked and like , that aint very religious. 

I put it down to theists being TOTALLY AWESOME RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS. 

For example, every theist on this site correctly picked the correct religious group to join. 

GREAT PICKERS, Great pickers the lot of em. 

I too am still looking for the link between between believing in god and joining a religious group.