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Jesus is dead get over it .
No sorry pacmo. I'll start this post again.
Ok so The basic formula for creating a religious group in short goes.
A God.
A Human God.
A Book.
A clubhouse.
Sooooooooooooo I'm going to go with. The person / persons that made up the religious groups.
Had Jesus play the " human God " character / part.
So whether or not jesus was a real bloke around the time the story where being made up and told is another thing.
Abraham / Jesus / Mohammed / L Ron so on and so on.
Again
A god ,
A human god .
A Book .
A Clubhouse ( A building like no other that stands out like dogs balls ) and the easiest way to do this is , A ODD SHAPED ROOF.
It's a great formula for getting a group up and going. A strict for profit business.
If Jesus could perform miracles you wouldn't kill him, you would simply take out his eyes and voice box and lock him away and have him perform the water into wine trick allllllllllllllllll day long.
Oh and the turning a empty bucket into a bucket o' fish trick. All day.
With Medical procedures in between. Limb replacing , blind curing , leprosy eradication.
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@Mopac
We have long understood that even demons can preform miracles ?
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@Mopac
We have long understood that even demons can preform miracles ?
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@n8nrgmi
If we can get a show of hands from the theists, Who's in the correct religious group ?
I bet every theists on this site is in the correct religious group. ( as we speak )
Now with the number of religious groups in the tens of thousands and the fact that all you guys are in the correct one , i ask.
Is this not a miracle ?
Also if the numbers are as i suspect, we need to utilize this.
Theists need to teach allllllllllll how to choose the correct religious group.
Beliving in God is easy , its picking the correct religious group that makes it difficult.
I bet every theists on this site is in the correct religious group. ( as we speak )
Now with the number of religious groups in the tens of thousands and the fact that all you guys are in the correct one , i ask.
Is this not a miracle ?
Also if the numbers are as i suspect, we need to utilize this.
Theists need to teach allllllllllll how to choose the correct religious group.
Beliving in God is easy , its picking the correct religious group that makes it difficult.
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@Mopac
Is there a book with your churches scriptural meanings Instead of the actual scripture.
A TELL IT LIKE IT IS BIBLE if you will. Actually , think of all the implications. Wow hey mopac?
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Picking the correct religious group is ever so important.
And as it happens, every theist here has picked correctly.
Good game.
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@Mopac
Thanks for the biscuit.
A 5000 year audit.
Ok lets say after compiling all 5000 years of humans trying to prove a god exists. Or proof of god.
Whatever gathering all this information you guys have then Running it through the " SUPER COMPUTER " 5500 Model with the extra ram and bias control ego blockers. A truly great bit of kit.
After Allllllllllll The evidence FOR god existing has been processed.
In 5000 year the best proof we have for God existing . ( ger ready for this mopac. )
Coming in at NUMBER ONE . For the 1000 consecutive week now.
Ladies and gentlemen i give to you ........ for
THE ( PROOF GOD EXISTS ) TOP 100 PROOFS.
#1. The ultimate reality exists thus God exists.
It gets worse from here
#2. Who gives a crap.
Good game
Good game.
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Him?
There is ya first mistake I'd say. Religious groups have painted god realllllllllllll thick like.
Sorry continue you two.
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I've noticed they have black peoples churches and white peoples churches.
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So what you're trying to say jane is . Your Spiritually dead and a little mentally unstable. To be precise 32.4% unstable. Its not like visible unstable.
I don't however see why you had to go and make two topics to tell us this one basic known fact that alll us Bigot retarded rapist know.
Anyway I've told you time and time again jane.
So , on that note jane. FIRST THINGS FIRST. Are you alright pal ?
5
And a 4.
Three
2
And a one.
Jane ? Can you do us a BIGGGGGĢ FAVOR PLEASE.
Do you could you could umm like, pop ya mom or ya dad on the computer please mate?
I just want a quick promise to be respectful word with them is all.
Jane?
Can you do that for me jane please ?
Are we goood ?
Are we all good jane?
Ok moving on.
Good jane.
Good jane.
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@ronjs
Science has evidence,
The problem is not with religion per se , but the interpretation of , what should be considered evidence.
Linking up gods with books . Christians say god did a bible. Thats just for starters.
Having to " pretend "to " believe " the earth is 7000 years old can not be easy at all.
Good game.
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Sooooooooòooooooooooooooooooò for a Gay person not to be able to buy a certain cake , ( a ONE off cake ) from one shop near them , with probably dozens around that will sell them a cake.
So out of fear for a gay persons feeling discriminated against.
You know Maybe you don't want to see a gay persons fellings be hurt.
For this you show not one bit of sypathy for the religious person who CLEARLY , CLEARLY has more to lose.
Bake ( one ) cake to a gay person it's fine.
Bake ( five ) cakes for gay people well thats boarder line maybe still get into heaven.
Bake ( ten ) cakes for gay people and well , there aint no way back from that.
Its as simple as that.
So out of fear for a gay persons feeling discriminated against.
You know Maybe you don't want to see a gay persons fellings be hurt.
For this you show not one bit of sypathy for the religious person who CLEARLY , CLEARLY has more to lose.
Bake ( one ) cake to a gay person it's fine.
Bake ( five ) cakes for gay people well thats boarder line maybe still get into heaven.
Bake ( ten ) cakes for gay people and well , there aint no way back from that.
Its as simple as that.
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That's up there with .
quote ' They didn't have amputees back then '
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It's all Dream catchers , crystals and numbers for the one they named jane.
Natural selection is a joke = I'm not intelligent enough to talk about it sl/ash grasp it.
But that's cool , because Jane?
Hey Jane?
It's fine if ya not down with the old AlNatural Salecto. Jane its alll good. You can't say nothing wrong here.
However.
However jane. I Do remember a post of yours approximately a year ago saying " quote " The Sun is the center of the universe.
Jane?
Do you remember that?
Ya learnt somthing that day didn't ya ?
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Religious freedom.
One properly thought out " pretend " religious group could make a mockery of just about everything.
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@Mopac
Do you agree with " The Church " on everything?
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@Mopac
Watching your wording there, nice. The last thing you want to do is use a loaded word.
You " discriminate " based on religion. This comment is going straight in my ( Mopac file ) for later use.
Do you Orthodox Christians have a special way of indicating your a ortodox chistians?
It sounds like you, a special handshake maybe..
I reckon i could easy look like a orthodox Christian. Actually mopac. Stuff it. For the next five minutes after i send this post i will actually be a ortodox Christian.
Ready for this ?
And my time startssssssssssssssss now.
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@Wrick-It-Ralph
Imagine if the best thing you had for proof of a thing you live your life by was ummmmmmmm. Its the ultimate supreme reality thus god exists oh andddddddddd he wanted me to join the orthodox lot.
Good game.
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@Mopac
Nice post man.
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I'm still trying to picture, A Christian bakery.
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What if gay people are jeopardizing religious peoples afterlife. Unfortunately this has to be considered right?
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@secularmerlin
Discrimination ain't nothing compared to risking heaven entrance.
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Use some common sense guys.
God doesn't like it when you do stuff for gay people FULL STOP
Picture god making 300 billion stars, the universe and everything in it.
Take six seconds Picture it
6
And a 5
and a 4
3
And a 2
And 1.
Amazing right?
Oh and boys ain't allowed to kiss boys.
It's ludicrous.
When you die there will be a bloke with a list.
#141 your interactions with gay people.
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They are exactly the same but only different.
I imagine it started god was god and jesus was the human god like all the main ones.
Now its all about getting a group up and running.
So by Johnny making up the new meanings for the Matty scriptures and claiming Jesus to be god would be a easy way to get a group started.
The Splinter, diddly dee.
Getting a group going from nothing takes to much.
But simply change a few things in a already created group, And you got yourself a group in next to no time.
Now you got ten blokes working your farm.
A strict for profit business.
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We all need t-shirts saying what groups we belong to.
I on the other hand have the ability to change from one religion to the next.
I reckon if i was gay i could probably act straight. make a mockery of the whole system.
Or
Or look at it from the other way , If you're gay and you get a Christian baker to bake a cake for you like over five times, then that Christian baker will find it next to impossible to enter heaven.
Get a christian baker to bake 10 cakes for undercover gay people and well it safe to say there isn't a chance in hell they are going to enter any kind of heaven place.
Imagine what a product like Piggy powder could do, a powder that contains a minimum 10,000 different piggies in one teaspoon.
So religious people shoild be able to say no because they are risking alot by saying NO.
They might have accidentally served gay people already. GOD KNOWS .
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@Mopac
I went with the, ' This life mine / afterlife life gods. PACKAGE
You went with the. This life according to a god / afrterliife , Life ' MEGA JACKPOT ' PACKAGE.
" Afterlife " being ummmmmmm , your life after after this life , like ya living life.
I have observed you have had a one / two week break from this site.
You have then returned and created two post topics straight scripting saint baz bloke.
Stay with me pacmo.
Since you like " come back " kind of thing , ive noticed a differ in your ummmmm Attitude so to speak.
Your calmer and this new just post a scripture ta shlt ya nonsense is welllllll its different .
I simply feel your a diffrent mopac. I think something major has happend to ya in the last like two three weeks.
ARE YOU OK? Im here for you FULL STOP..
Actually mopac , can you do us a huge favor mate and um, pop ya mom on the computer for a sec please mate.
I promise to be respectful to your mom. Its just , its just im a little worried.
I feel your last two post topics are so kind of penance.
Good game.
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If he says he is a Christian.
Apparently all you have to do is say ( im a Christian ) same with Muslim.
I can go from Christian to Muslim to atheist like ummmmmm, ' clicks fingers ' like that.
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@keithprosser
It seems like our meer made up human laws have curved this hey?
Like back in the day God had his followers going from house to house killing peoples from the " other " groups.
Now this still happens but ummmmmmm, they don't all partake.
Hey keithy? I call these. half arsed theists. Or HAT's, ha i just seen half arsed theists first letters spelt hat so i just went with it.
So what i want to say is . They've still EXACTLY the same God back then, as they do now. Full stop.
So Why dont they go houes to house killing ?
Maybe this bible thing was to calm them down.
But hows The importance of these couple of holy text we have hey keith. And the creator/ writer / publisher of them. If only they knew a quarter of the importance they are held at.
WOW.
Good game.
Good day.
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@Mopac
You are going to have the BEST life when you die FULL STOP
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FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.
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@Zeichen
Yeah but it's not directed at anyone on this site.
It is a bit offensive actually. The funny thing is it wasn't me.
See it's pretty cold where I am at and I returned home that day to find my stupid cat sitting on the keyboard for warmth. And well ummmmmmm.
He was punished and its safe to say, this will never happen again.
Sorry about this.
Good day.
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The first words you need to learn are ( bigot, rapists, crystals, all the numbers, and dream catches )
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@Snoopy
Hi pal.
Hey I can't help but feel YHWH has a problem with my foreskin.
Does he?
The other Christian Groups with exactly the same God but only different are not that fussed about it. They used to be but.
Can you be a jew if you've a foreskin?
Good day.
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Who could ever possibly know what it is that they might make their God tell them next?
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@Outplayz
While we are talking about cats.
As horrible as it sound,
I BELIEVE,
You could start by snapping kittens legs. Like You go through 100 cute little kitties. The next thing you know you're popppjng the legs of with very little " emotion " what so ever.
What am i trying to say?
Actually I'm going leave it here.
$3730.00 for a two days a week 20 week course on ummmmmmmmmmmmm becoming ruthless.
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Every attempt we make at drilling to hell ends in finding oil / oar, and gold to name a few gets in the way.
After Five failed attempts at drilling to hell the drilling company has become the biggest drilling company to ever exist.
They do however say they will not quit until they find it. And they think they know where it is now.
The drilling company would also like to remind you about alllllllllllllll the kids in hell, we owe it to them to get out.
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I can't spell. Like instead of me writing perants which is how you spell parents.
Then i met one of my greatest mates,T9 dictionairy, and well, we where ment to be.
T9'just then said the word dictionairy is dictionary, now i can't spell, but T9 on the other hand, well his good, his dam good . So Dictionry it is. And there it is again. Dictionry is Dictionary.
It helps me.
And like on the computer i can insult and abuse easy a dozen people a day. I'd be flat out finding 3 reasons a day in the normal real life to abuse people.
Life esier. ' sorry what's that T9 ' ( the word is easier not esier) TAP. . heaps esier ' yes i know T9 easier.
Why it was on the computer i found another great mate of mine. The google.
Why with these two apps alone I'm a brilliant.
I can tell you all about Quantum machanics if you like. I know where the clitorios is. I mean clitoris is.
So to wrap it up. Yes the internet has made our lives esier in some areas.
But to answer the question. Has internet made our lives easier you have to ask this. Has the internet made our lives harder.
This means you have to do a pros and cons of every aspect of the net. Weigh them up and ummmmmm yeah.
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@TheRealNihilist
If it was the case, Me too,
i didn't think you can pick up
Hey Ram I've never meet a God but i have a ummmmm a thing, i mean i have a plan and that is.
The very instant i hear / meet / or? A God, i am going to start saying over and over again ask.
What religious group am i?
What religious group am i?
I just ran some test on palm branches* for the ability for picking up any kind of signal of sorts any connection and i got nothing.
Back to the drawing board.
I believe The best chance we human have of finding tge God is....
#2. We need a big bunch of " searchers " to Become drug addicts then continue it ( thus hopefully triggering a near death experience and a meeting with God.
#1. A minimum two years prison sentence search in pretty much any jail anywhere.
Maybe
#3 ." Pretending " you know for a fact that you have hit rock bottom in life.
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They appear to be taking tree branches to their churches and performing some kind of ritual of sorts with them.
WTF are they doing?
Its got me stummped. SOMETHING STRANGE IS HAPPENING.
They couldn't be could they?
Truthfully now, You guys can not like talk with these gods of yours with these palm leaves hey? YES OR NO?
YES or NO..
I'll get to the bottom of this, I'M WATCHING YOU LOT.
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I believe There is Male jail and there is Female jail.
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