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If they say it doesn't, they need a ultimate Reality check.
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@David
Pauline 29 : 77
Hi virt.
Hey if a jewish person unknowingly eats a pound of bacon , is there a chance they can still go to the jewish heaven place ?
How much piggy is to much piggy ?
For 20 years I've casually eating bacon here and shellfish there, Have i totally ruined my chance of one day being jewish.?
Thanks.
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@keithprosser
Thanks old keithy
I pressed the post button and just knew id get this response.
I'll try it again saying what you said..
Cheers man.
Hey keith, they can translate scripture with such ease and brilliance. i wouldn't think my writings differ to much from thst.
To make it even clearer I'll start my next post with a . Jessica 17 : 22
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( Getting a group up and running ) , is a " family " business. Painstakingly long .
This is step one. This is what they set out to do ,
getting a group up and running and having you and a few strategically selected others the only few that have truly meet this real God , life gets easy .
Hundreds of years later later (A Bible writing crew) they would of wrote the OT in a year..
Bible writing crew gets monetary gains andddddd idiealogy
Hundreds of years later (The church making dudes) . they start utilizing and making bulk churches.
And from then on iit just a splinter bloke here and a splinter bloke there.
These days you just disagree with a few things here and there and the next thing you know half the church you you are in is coming with you to the new proper truly true church ortho and catho
Or if its legit
A Bloke one day meets a god. That bloke or someone in the Family gets a dozen or so funny , weird , and wacky writings from said God, well if this is believed you are practically a human god right then and there.
The fact that the bible comes way later works in the godists favor i believe. ( i wont tell em )
And the whole " acknowledgement of sorts . To get a group up and running Christians , acknowledge jews , Muslims both.
Muslims acknowledging Jesus and in the same sentence saying he was a prof and the other guys say his the son. This little acknowledgment here makes Muslim more ummmmmmmmmm believable i dare say.
Christias taking the firs bit of the OT , exactly the same.
I don't know. What I'm trying to say is .
THE MILK IS SOUR . AND IF THE MILK IS SOUR. I AIN'T THE KINDA PUSSY TO DRINK IT.
A religious group is started with the same thoughts as a ponzi scheme
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@David
So a year ago my jewish boss of 28 year died.
Great bloke, always cracking jokes are the jews hey. Well trying to.
I first started work when i was around 16 at this time i started to have to go get my boss lunch for him,
Now I'm 16 , and i probably should have known this but ummmmmmmmmm, i don't think i did.
Long & short. They had none of my bosses usual chicken wrap things that he loved. Yes and a can of that 5 bean crap.
Anways Anways I've had to get he something so i grabed what i was having and that being a HAM AND SALAD WRAP THING.
I handed the old boss his and i believe he WAYYYYYYYY Over reacted and said .
YOU KNOW I CANT EAT THIS. ?
Now I'm 16 years old at the time , and i was errrrrrrrrr Bad. I was bad. Sooooooooooooooo it was at this time i started hiding ham / bacon and what ever other porky meats on his lunches. Even crumbled up porky bits.
This went on for well over a month. I reckon i feed him 20 /25 times now that was when i was 16 so 40 to 50 times means , definitely at least 30 meals where tainted with pork. I got real godd at it Pathetic of me i now know. The first time he ate some , i thought he would melt
Nowwwwwwwww my question is.
Lets say i feed him one kilogram of pork.
Would this effect his " heaven " entrance.?
15 year ago i come up with someone needs to invent ( PIGGY POWDER) , A fine powder off pigs where like one teaspoon contains NO LESS , thats NO LESS the 10,000 swine , piggy bits. Tasteless.
Why with just two teaspoon per jew or musl you will be needing to do realllllllllllll well if you expect a great after life.
Question.
If you ate 20,000 different pigs in my piggy powdered form , THEY AIN'T GOING TO THE HEAVEN PLACE and ARE They ?
I've since found out if Muslims say some special crap three times, their non hulal food is all good.
For My next post Virt, I'd like to talk about the My foreskin and your religion,
Good day.
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@Mopac
Correct.
I'll try curving this pal.
Good day.
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It seens the Orthodox lot are not to fussed on any matters of clarification.
I'm thinking that the doxies are taught things like this ultimate reality means God to simply make things like God is the father / son ▪and the holy spirit straight foward.
It makes this thing called the holy trinity the NORM.
Soooooooooooo lets refresh.
For young kids to be able to grasp and feel somewhat at ease and NOT TO QUESTION THINGS.
If they are taught " The ultimate Reality " is God.
It makes the fact to kids especially , The fact that.
There is only ONE true God, And that one true God kids issssssssssss.
The Father / The Son / and a HOLY SPIRIT. One God
Then if the kids aint baffled enough, they bloody well will be once they realize Jesus is and or was God
Once the poor little kids feeble minds have absorb this and they except these things as FACTS.
Well
Well they are yours.
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WHY ARE YOUNG CHRISTIANS LEAVING THE CHURCH.?
# 77 : Because Young females don't want to live like / end up like the adult females in their group.
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@Mopac
Ok one more pac mo.
Going by what you said in your last post .
The father is God ?
The son is God ?
The holy spirit is God ?
Soòooooooooo ( the father means the Ultimate Reality? )
Then you say The trinity is your faith.
So the trinity isn't God ?
I'll get to the bottom of this yet.
Does faith mean the UR ?
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@Mopac
So If the word " God " means, The ultimate reality,
The word " God " does not mean, Father / Son / holy spirt.
So the UR means God.
The UR doesn't mean : the father
The UR doesn't mean : the son
I'm not sure about the the holy spirt
SO to rap it up, the UR doesn't mean the holy trinity it means God.
How did you get God to mean the father , the Son , the holy spirit. ?
I'm missing something ain't i mow mow?
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# 211 : Because Mopac turned them off.
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# 351 : If they stay they will be wife number 4.
# 253 : Because they seen the movie The Craft
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Reasons why young people are leaving the church.
# 81 : Jesus and or God doesn't have a Facebook account.
# 266 : Because church is over.
# 33 : Because you can't smoke meth at church.
# 29 : Because fees are due.
# 113 : Because your friends may find out.
# 18 : The Internet.
# 78 : Scared of priests.
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imagine a theist watching a documentary.
The Zebra along with the elephant's and hyena have roamed these lands now for some Tuesday 6000 years ago.
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What else do i do alllll day.?
Well that differs from day to day obviously.
A goal of mine for sometime now has been to one day SEE and or SHARE a public toilet brake with a transsexual.
So I'm literally driving from one public toilet to the next. 3 day a week.
I live a charmed as life.
I wake up in the morn 9 10 am
And speak a little nonsense with you guys and you guys only.
Then i usually get dressed and tend to me 3 massive ANT city's made into one MASSIVE ANT WORLD. ( They need water every day. )
Then i do four sometimes eight hours of criminal stuff.
Then its back to clothes off talk8ng to yalll again.
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And Cruzing straight past the first assumption , God is real. witch is irrelevant,
We find ourselves here talking about what the big fella was ACTUALLY like.
Good bloke
Good bloke
What else to you guys believe in SOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOO much but can't prove?
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God and The letter o is Good.
But yeah, your God is pretty cool.
I believe Google is far more the wisser of the gods.
Your questionn is loaded.
So no atheist could realy disagree with this.
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That's unreal.
Do they differ much ?
Ha, listen to me pretending to be buddy buddy withyou,
Ok im going to like speak a little nonsense about god now,
then i might leave with calling you a name or something hey.
Ummmmm yeah. Ok then.
.I wouldn't think a God wouldn't care if you went to that group or that. Aslong as.
Aslong as its a religious group that sings .
I know very littlenabout the gods but one things is for certain.
GOD'S LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETTING GROUP SANG AT.
common sense.
As a matter of fact pac. Correct me if I'm wrong..
There is only one thing gods love more then getting group sang at.
I know you know the answer to this hey ?
On the count of three I'll type God's #1 love is.
1
2
3
GOD'S NUMBER 1 GREATEST LOVES.
1
2
3
( CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH )
Hey mow mow,
Gods fukin LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CASHHHHHHH $$$$$$$$$$
Right?
Am i right?
It goes
#1 . cash
Then
#2 . Getting group sung about / too.
A few other TOP 10 GOD'S GREATEST LOVES.
JAILHOUSE REVEALS..
Natural Disasters.
PUFFINS.
STARS.
Good game.
Good game.
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@Mopac
There is your group mopac, Orth christs. And then Two / three suburbs over there is a group of Orth christs.
Exactly the same but only diffrent hey ?
When was the last time you went to a diffrent church then your normal church pac ?
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@Mopac
Let us now take six seconds to think about that BLOKE that said hey.
He said, what we should do is get god to speak scripture.
1
And a 2
And 3.
Four
And a five.
And six.
Nice hey ?
With Soooooooooo many denominations and sooooooo many difff versions of these holy books it is clear that gods wanted us to make grouos over him.
No but my " TELL IT LIKE IT IS " version of holy books would be GREAT SELLERS.
Simply ask all you lot, ok guys , what does this verse mean and what does that verse mean. We can then erase the scripture and write in the top three EASY to understand / STRAIGHT FORWARD / TO THE POINT meanings of said scriptures .
Just to clean things up.
Yes ? Yes ?
Of course not.
Rubble Rubble Rubble.
He said, what we should do is get god to speak scripture.
1
And a 2
And 3.
Four
And a five.
And six.
Nice hey ?
With Soooooooooo many denominations and sooooooo many difff versions of these holy books it is clear that gods wanted us to make grouos over him.
No but my " TELL IT LIKE IT IS " version of holy books would be GREAT SELLERS.
Simply ask all you lot, ok guys , what does this verse mean and what does that verse mean. We can then erase the scripture and write in the top three EASY to understand / STRAIGHT FORWARD / TO THE POINT meanings of said scriptures .
Just to clean things up.
Yes ? Yes ?
Of course not.
Rubble Rubble Rubble.
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Was this a joke question.
I'm not sure i just rattled it off.
See when you start talking about god creating things my mind wanders of and i start to get like giddy thinking about god making things.
I instantly go to picturing the big fella creating ONE HUNDRED BILLON STARS , then i picture looking at these hundred bill stars and then him ( god pausing and saying yeah ,
Crossed ?
He goes yeah , i reckon ill make another 100 billion more of them puppies.
Followed by another 100 bill batch..
Or
Or
God making 100,000 diffrent types of beetles the n sitting ack to admire them and instantly thinking , I'll do another 100k of them.
Then 150k more .
And with around 80 or so thousand of these beetles identical to the naked eye i start thinking what a freak this god thing must of been.
Awesome
But straight out mental , whoop whoop honk.
Stay wih me for one more sec cross.
Right when ya picturing god making these thing
15,000 diffrent type of ummmmmm the worms that grow inside us , i forget the name. Round worms maybe.
Making asteroids for christ knows what.
Making alllllllllllllll this seemingly impossible things.
Just when he finishes making all this he goes .
He goes oh .
Oh And also boys ain't allowed to kiss boys.
His bonkers. A fungi but bat shlt cray cray.
Narf.
Good day.
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Nice post.
Ok .
Having a belief in a god type thing is a okish with me. I can almost see it sensible. ( don't tell anyone this )
But
You got ya having a belief in a god type thing andddddddddddďddddddd , for some strang reason unbeknownst to i .
People that have beliefs in a god type thing join these things called A RELIGIOUS GROUP.
Sooooooooooooo.
Picture now if you will God. GOD is a set of car keys.
Look at the keys jingle jangly , jangly
God is real.
No he ain't.
He is.
No
Yes
No way is god real .
Of course god is real
And on and on and on.
God's true.
Gods not true.
Is too
Not.
A Jingle jangle.
Everybody look
God isnt real.
Anddddddd why we all look at the shiny keys making a awesome jangling sound.
A thing called RELIGIOUS GROUPS sits over there in the corner snickering over the fact that we carry on like PORK CHOPS watching the shiny adult car key ummmmmmm mesmerizing the crap out of us and old RELIGIOUS GROUPS doesn't even cop a mention.
Like ummmmmmmm having groups on these such scales is just not woth talking about.
( RANT MODE AVOIDANCE ACTIVATED )
No your right pacmo.
Can i have your thoughts on these groups in the billions living a absolute lie to put it bluntly..
We both know Orthodox Christianity is the one true correct religion.
So ummmmmm yeah .
You can " see " 2 billion people that have been flat out lied to.
Misled in a big way for there entire lives.
It is most unfortunate hey pacmo ?
I feel bad for them believing a lie and totally ruining there chance of ever knowing the real Actual God , ' gives hand singles ' YAHW..
My question is.
Soooooooooo for example.... the ones they call Muslims.
For being sucked into and straight out lied to and joining a false group with a false god what should happen to this lot of people when they die.
For living there wholeeeè life according to a lie.
What do you reckon they should get when the poor folks pass ?
I'm thinking your thinking for being lied to they should burn in hell for eternity.
Hey mopac ?
I went to far with the post hey?
I did.
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A 5000 year audit. ( is that the word ? )
Anyway.
We should have you theists get allllllllllllllllll the proofs you guys have collected / gathered over the past few thousand years.
You got like a HQ somewhere right where you have all this information right guys?
Get it all together then just BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Dump it on us.
Just like pow there it is guys.
A interesting read by all accounts. Have the top 100 proofs for god numbered , a little scale of sorts.
Like um ,
number 100. GOD on a piece of toast
From 100 tooooooo
NUMBER 1 PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS , and it reads.
#1 : The Ultimate Reality exists , like it or not. Therefore God exists FULL FUKIN STOP.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Awesome.
Good game.
Good game.
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@Mopac
Well let us ask the Church shall we?
Church?
Hey Church?
Yep, exactly how i thought it would be.
Churches like the Gods don't speak.
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@keithprosser
Hey keith look at me.
Look at me.
I've two words for you keith, ( THE ULTIMATE REALITY )
TUR.
Saying there is no TUR is outrageous. I mean , it's not like we are living in the just normal reality.
Rubble Rubble Rubble.
Good day Sir.
Look at me.
I've two words for you keith, ( THE ULTIMATE REALITY )
TUR.
Saying there is no TUR is outrageous. I mean , it's not like we are living in the just normal reality.
Rubble Rubble Rubble.
Good day Sir.
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The penicillin on the sandwich took months to grow.
God made everything in 6 days. Soooooooooooooo god didn't make penicillin.
I don't know.
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That moldy sandwich contains THE most widely used antibiotic in the world.
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@crossed
Hey hi cross.
How are you man? Good i hope.
Anyway.
Whats Your thoughts on god making four types of blood?
Good day.
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Before we can confirm the use of this thing called intelligence, what did he choice between?
He choose to make a apple tree over ?
He choose to make the olive tree instead of the ????????
Appendix orrrrrrrrrr ?
I picture god had like a book or somthing of objects maybe.
Also I'm not 100% sure buttttttt, i think it's More intelligent to have two orange cats instead of a one grey cat and one orange cat.
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How will this affect a Leo.
Anddddddddddddd can i get a, Lucky colors and numbers for a Leo and Virgo? Monthly.....
Thanks Pal.
Collect that river water
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@Mopac
Your answers sound like you are having trouble with god being Jesus and or jesus being God.
Instead of you and everyone else looking a little silly you should just give gus & ted "The Church" contact details.
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@Mopac
I do either reading or comprehension.
Anyway i got to the names and boommmmmmmmmmmmm, off i went.
What a pip.
Mara of Dora. If you Roll a double with Mara shim* can pass through the closest wall.
Attack : 7
Defense : 4
Good game
Good game.
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@Mopac
I read the WHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE post.
I'm not kidding.
First thing first , ummmmmmm ,
( Happy first ecumenical council day.)
Ok the coolest sounding member on the councils name is : jonah no no it shimon of diarbekir or even jacob of nis man this council sounds kick ass pacmo.
Son of mar ephrons sister. What a hoot
I so do like this of this SPECIALLY SPIRITUALLY SELECTED BUNCH OF can i say misfits. I'm going to.
COUNCIL OF AWSOMENESS.
My question. When will this whole story start to gather some normality ?. Just a little something
You know what i mean mow mow.?
Hit a patch of normal.
I don't inow.
I'm going to ask the lord Google about this. COUNCIL OF AWSOMENESS
But can you do us one thing mopac? .
Thats have a great day.
Hang on.
Eusebius of Caesarea. he comes with a crossbow, and if you roll a seven he loses half of his attack points.
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I gave up God because he failed to talk about BMX.
Other Reasons why young people may be leaving the church may include
Drugs.
Video games.
God isn't on the Internet.
Going to chuch isn't cool. ( according to other people at school )
Scared of being raped by priests.
Because they have evolved into Atheists.
Because Asking Google things is almost second nature. ( ask Google 20 things then going back to asking god something messes with your head )
Maybe A brief moment of clarity.
Because they haven't got enough cash to go to church.
Kids may be liking to sleep in on Sunday more.
Lots of things.
But i think the long and short is.
Why bother going to church if you have the internet.
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What comes first?
Joining a religious group
Orrrrrrr
A belief in God.
?
If you believe in God you join a group FULL STOP
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Before we can confirm this here claim. ' God put medicine into plants '
Alllllllllll claims of things being ( Invented* , made by god* ) ie , fruit trees, shrubs, vines, roots and what have you.
( EVERYTHING MUST ) . Must undergo / undertake.( A COMPULSORY ) 40 days under* water waiting period.
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Current World population. ( 2 billion + 2 billion + 1 billion + 1 billion + 1 billion + 300 million )
Without gods ( 7.37 billion )
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Boil it down some more and ya have a god wanting us to meet at a clubhouse.
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Who could ever possibly know what it is that a God believer might make their God tell them next ?
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With every believer in god on this site in the correct religious group. We can sum it up with.
Theists are truly brilliant religious group pickers FULL STOP
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As a member of four religious groups across three religions and three holy books. I highly doubt you'll meet a more morally moral person then i.
So ummmmmm yeah.
Ask away.
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Maybe In a dream like state REM this ultimate reality might ummmm , i dont know.
Or
Or
I reckon we don't love god when we sleep.
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Gods are pretty cool but . BUT they ain't no Google.
No passages in the bible talk about the Google, it's almost like god didn't know about the intermanets.
I have however ask the Google about the MANYYYYYY groups and gods and well , what doesn't it know ?
If Gods ummmmm, omniscient or whatever that word is.
GOOGLE IS omni times a thousand and thirty two, and a half.
PLUSSSSSSSS asking and " listening " to Gods isn't cool FULL STOP
I have run many tests on this subject and EVERY GOD AND EVERY HOLY TEXT has nothing on the first page of a Google.
So um yeah.
If anyone has any questions for the Google i will be more then happy to ask for them.
Me and the goog are pretty close so feel free to ask me anything and i will hit him up.
Good game.
Good game.
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@disgusted
He doesn't have to prove the ultimate reality to you.
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