Deb-8-a-bull

No.

The first part i do. The ( HTTP//docos.google ) has something to do with a computer.

I know that.

But the other bit isn't even a word it has numbers in it  (Vaxokwnkboco5d) and it ends with the workd ( edit)

My guess is it has something to do with computers.

August 1st.  Horses birthday

HEAD 2 HEAD ODDS on the GODS 

Zeus $3.10

YHWH $1.40

Ok 

Ok right you are guys.

I'm serious posting for the next 48hours or 20 posts 

Also you lot will be happy to know I just invested $2.99 And got me a spell checkerer, so I'll be putting this to work. 

Sorry jane. 

Sorry guys 

And my time starttsssssssssssss

Now.

Bommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 

That's a triple payout right there. 

Bammmmmmmmmmm.

Turns out I was correct. 

Thank you

Thank you.

Before I break out me dictionary. 

I would like to give the post a go.

Lughnasadh

Well for starters,  The words ( LAUGH  /  SAD ) are in there, 

Is this word pronounced, LEW / Nas /  add?

Stuff it, I'm just going to answer it.

Lughnaasadh, " stupid friggin idiot day " 

And the date we celebrate this is ( JAN 6th  )

This is determined by the fact that when we think of stupid idiots  (Jan sixth ) comes to mind. 

 

Everyone is now picturing a talking Church.

Hey doc.

That post was pretty smart hey.

I feel i did well coming to that in one of me thoughts 

SOS 

Maybe A SOUL is whatever the difference is between a MATE and a SOULMATE is . ?

Are soul

:;:;:;:;:;:;;; ATTENTION :;:;:;:;:;:;:;: ATTENTION:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:   

TAKE NOTE.  We have two Christians agree with each other over here .,

I repeat, TWO CHRISTIANS IN AGREEMENT.

Look.

That's sis. 

They'd have to go to the same church hey?. 

A mopac sock puppet maybe?

The milks sour. 

And if the milks sour,  I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.

 Note taken.

Gang Members

These Soul things you guys are on about.  It seems fitting.

It almost feels like it makes sense.

Of course we all have a soul. 

But if there is any logic used to get to." WE ALL HAVE A SOUL " it must be carried on to. 

And when we die our soul dies with us. 

But it don't.

It doesn't. 

So the first claim is. ( WE ALL HAVE A SOUL ) 

I like the sounds of that. 

Let's go with it.

AGREE. 

I estimate six plus billion people out of the eight on earth if asked. Do we have a soul would say we do. IDK 

 Now you goddists being so knowing on all of life's great mysteries.

( NEXT CLAIM )  

WHEN WE DIE OUR SOUL LEAVES US AND '' whistles " out of your body, and lives on so to speak,

Then it's claim after claim.

We are this soul.

It goes upwards in the sky

Sooooooooooooo. 

Do we have a soul or not can't be answered FULL STOP.. 

And with this FACT,  bloody claims sprout.

But ummmmmmmmm, it's only common sense we don't have these extra special things you guys call souls. 

I feel like a mean bastard, for saying that now. 

Of course we all have souls ( disgusted doesn't ) 

 

The Church teaches this. 

The Church says that. 

Believing in a God is fair. FAIR.

But taking Churches ?   

I ain't buying it. 

HA

That was funny as keithy.

Nice one.

Even saying I'm a Christian. Is hard to understand. 

It is easier to mock then it is to understand. 

Fair enough. 

But nothing about this is easy to understand.

You said to keith before.

Rocking in the aisles is not the point.

Entertainment is not the point.  FULL STOP. 

Now I'm here trying to understand , so after you said 

Rocking is not the point.

Entertainment is not the point.

Your next sentence should be ,  THE POINT IS ____________________.  

Thus making it easier to understand. 

 

Anyway, why I ask if brother D's group is a singing group is because more then likely it is a group that do do the singing at the Jesus thing.

So you got a group knowing Jesus is a evil SOB. That sing lovely songs to him. 

What Monsters.

Oh,  unless the songs they sing are like ummmmm 

I got a Evil Evil Jesus down in my heart.

Where?

Down in my heart.

 

 

Group singing. 

It's a group strengthening thing right ?

What's it for Moe Moe

That was pretty cool. 

Hey Keith i can picture the  God Jesus swaying from side to side taking in the songs they sing to him. ( slow sways nipple rubbing ) 

Loves that shlt.

Also. The singing to the Jesus amplifiers on Sundays. ( God knows its that time )

He might even know from getting group sung at to group sung at is what the humans call a week. 

Or when he hears it , he might know its the day the humans call Sunday.

Hi bro. 

Hey Does your religious group  do the group sing song to the Jesus thing ?

So it's not clear who Jesus is or what he says ?  

Ok COOL.

Look if you don't feel it fit for others to give scripture a go , why did you guys put it out there. 

Arrrrrrrrrrr Scripture. 

You wouldn't have ya God speak anything but. 

It 

Well it.

It just works. 

One way it works.

You translate one scripture it's like, ( oh ok )

Translate four scriptures ( you start to know about God ) 

Ten scriptures. ( You are getting this.)

Twenty / twenty five scrips in ( CONGRATULATIONS you are now in the top 1000 of all time at scripture deciphering.) 

By the end of the first read it becomes bloody obvious that god made this book to for YOU. 

Your a top 100 translator. 

NO ONE,  THAT'S NO ONE knows God like you. 

Another way is. 

Well that verse is not to be takin literally. 

Whatever it is for, it is brilliant.

This could be all cleared up with my  ( TILII version of the bible. ) or  tell it like it is bible

All the scriptures removed and the meanings put it place. 

Imagine how God felt when he first learned this.  

Work this fact keith into a , WHAT SHOULD WE DO.?

Do we try and help them ?

And aShould the godists in the correct group lay down there religion so to speak , in some kind of attempt to end this heaps of group thinhs we have.

And soooooooo many more questions 

The people in the correct group belive the people in the incorrect group should burn in hell for eternity. 

And a eternity keith in religious text is , well we cant be sure because you no how them lot are with exact time and dates . But But, I'm sure a eternity is like a long long time.

.

I believe this shows us Keith that we can all agree on something. 

And that is,  Everone here in any group and religion is FULLY AWARE  of the fact that there is a group of around 2 billion people that have been mislead  for over a thousand years. 

Weather they got it wrong or are simply being lied to. The fact of the matter is they are doin all this silly nonsense that isn't necessary.

And it totally ruins any chance of ever knowing God.

HAHAHAHAHA

Why do you write like that?

You start your sentences normal , understandable like,  then all of a sudden you say a persons name , like um mattew , Paul's or peter,  accompanied by a number and then the very next sentence or two sound  like you are in some kind of Shakespearian play.

Why do you keep saying peoples names for mo apparent reason

Its like this.

We can see people around these times working long hours farming , fishing and rrŕrrrrrrrrr  Matthew 33 : 44  for the day is half long as 30 donkeys in a barn . 

Mop  V  Yass

One of you guys are definitely wrong and i don't think the other one is not correct. 

WARNING  WARNING. WARNING

 WE GOT US A GOD OFF HAPPENING RIGHT HERE.

Ever wondered what happens When one ultimate reality comes within striking distance of another ?

Well let us watch

Taking note. 

Every one quite.

Andddd continue.

 

I also collect stamps.

Do you think you are currently in the top 1000 of people that have ever lived and are at translating scriptures ?

Top 100?

I've been known to play a little scriptures myself from time to time. 

Yes thats correct.. i have you at last. 

I'm a calling you out. YOU'VE BEEN SERVED. 

SCRIPTURE TRANSLATION OFF bitch. 

I challenge one, ( N8N ) to the scripture meaning challenge. 

Someone WITNESS PLEASE.... 

I'll see you later

Religious group match maker.

Matching people up with their correct religious group since forever. 

Don't spend half your life working for gods that may not have your best interests in mind.  It's disrespectful to God

With One in every  four and a half religious persons in the incorrect religious group*.  

For peace of mind.  

We do this for less then a coffee ..$2.99* . 

For more info. 

Don't catch yourself dying before knowing your true Religious Calling. 

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr 

Just go urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 

Enter number between 1 and 10,000* we've narrowed it down.

SMS NUMBER TO 1800 678 789  And we will tell you what religiou groip you shoild be in. 

Dont be happy with, ' well I'm in this group now ' 

Yeah i believed in God. 

But that was as far as it went. You know ? 

I thought, so thats what believing in god does.

UNTILLLLLLLLL

I Took my belief in a God to one of them odd roofed buildings we have in and around towns. 

You know them ones. 

Anyway. To cut it short . They gave me a MASSIVE book with all these phrases that like god said. He did. 

I took that book home with me and linked my belife in a god type thing and BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  

I starter rising the ranks of Scripture translating. 

One month in , i was in the  top 10 scripture deciphering.

With more the three scriptures they say that I'm the best at.

So yeah , me and God are practically best friends now so ummmmmmmm .

Ok cool

  

Im currently running some test on what you wrote. 

You said the bible says jesus is God. 

A talking book you say? 

What kind of trickery is this.?

This bible of yours  , can you explain it to me pal .?

Does it take batteries ?

I have a number of Bibles here and not one of them has ever said a thing .

Sound interesting. 

Ok I've a few more experiments to run but i will get to you first with my findings. 

One more thing , did it Say, ' Jesus is God ' in English ?

God day.

I'm just going to straight out lie.

I've a sneaking suspicion that God hasn't keept a count on all things. 

Of course i believed in the God, 

He took it literally.  What a fool. 

We allllllll know that verse was one of the not to be taken literally versus. 

When will they learn hey ? 

I once beat a cat with a stick.

Your god built us in the old  ( A breath IN,  A breath Out  ) to stay alive mode. 

it soooooo . NOVICE.

If a god built this universe, imagine what else he has built / made. ?

 

 

So you got God making asteroids / meteorites on a Tuesday..  that's them footbal field plus size metal rock thingies that fly fall around  the sky, no the sky above the sky. 

When you grasp ya God making the big heavy fast moving rocks in the sky. ( basic common sense really ) 

We will move on to  make his "  DINOSAUR " abimal series set. 

Undoubtedly his best like ummmmmm animal group.

This includes a breeding  pair of bronto' a  pair of velociraptors and yes breeding T-Rex.

You can really see god putting in his greatest work with tbese beauties.  

Gods lije

Ok off you go on your way now big flying Rock in the sky.  

And off you go to,  my cool big scary looking lizard things.

' Grabs Large Red drink ' 

' Grabs bowl of popcorn flavored butter '

' 4-D  Glasses ' 

.........PLAY........

Ok guys watch this. 

Now ill Fast Forward a little ,  and what i want you lot to do is keep a eye  on that flying metal rock ( V 6799206 )  that's that one there.

Ok ill Fast foward a bit now, but KEEP JUST KEEP A EYE ON THE MEATAL ROCK THING OK.

The small screen at the side is just a random dino or two grazing by a lake.   

KEEP WATCHING , 

Wait for it. 

Hold. 

Look , look. That screen goes orange., and on the other screen look , the animals are not there anymore. 

See?

mmmmmm, real fukln fine like. 

A glitch in the matrix perhaps ?

I reckon God has taking a liking  to the humans since we  moved in and got rid of the first few. 

I know he likes it when you lot do the group singing at the Jesus thing.  

Ok I'll stop now. 

Feeling charitable.  I will today except the claim.  

'God works in mysterious ways.'  I'll believe this until Monday. 

Good game 

Good game. 

 

The number of people that believe in a non secular god type thing.  Maybe for a day in each.

Don't tell gus Keith but i I believe  in a god type thing on Tuesday , half of Wednesday and a post ago. 

Anyway

God and god whats the diff. 

You'll be happy to know big fella that i ran some test on this post of yours. 

Experiments Experiments.

Test #1 ,  i said out the two clearly different words God and god.

Findings from thids is. For starters you can fell yourself start to elaborate thus making further tests mute. However i pushed on.

The words God and god  said to someone,  vocalized to someone. Are ( minus elab ) The same. 

Do it with me keith., out loud.

God.

god.

You elaborated didn't you? 

Ok other way round. 

Again out loud. 

god.

Hang on. Hold the phone. Saying god little g out loud triggers that thing in ya head. 

It doesn't like it. 

It doesn't like your tone in saying god.  

 

Lets try it with our own name. We've said this many a time before. 

And again.  You  trying to say keith doesn't work hey keith. 

Next test. I used both God and god ih a sentence to 1000 singles /  couples / families  other people. 

NOT ONE. asked hang on when you said God before, did you mean capital G God or Lower g. 

Not once. 

Wrap it up beb.

God and god on paper , ( You reading it ) now because we are fools on a web site in a forum spicicific to Religion.

WE.

May / might  question it if lower case g god is being used frequently. 

Because we all know on paper , reading God means God and god .

Like ummm saying capital G God should never be meet with,  did you just say god capital G god or g.

Aaaaaaaa.

Shut up now keith hey.

F this question keith. 

All this spelling typing. And im only half way.

Half wit.

Send me your qhone number

Im ringing your Phone now.

What's the diff between God and god. 

fffffffffffff

Thats  a annoying question. Plus it is annoying trying to make these sentences thing. 

Im going shopping. 

Sitting here answering this crap. 

Whats the diff he ask.  There has to be 100 different answers.

Plss off 

 

.  

Ok using this action figure, can you point to these " no go areas " 

Stop Stop Stop. 

I can't

I can't get past .....NO GO AREAS......

Look I am just going to sit this post out guys

PASS.

It's only illegal if you get caught. 

But ummmmmmmmmm,

I'd like to visit these No go areas. I'd live there , i imagine id be exterminated in good time by a couple of 15 year olds but until then I'd run the division. 

People be all like. ' HEY WHEREABOUTS YOU LIVING NOW MAN ?  And then id be like.  SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NO GO ZONE BY THE WAY. 

then they say F off man, your crazy as living there. 

WHY ???? they'd ask ??? . To which I'd answer. 

BECAUSE I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY. 

Imagine all the activities you could do in a DANGER ZONE!   So many activities. 

You'd be doing well if you keep me out of anywhere i Wan a go , yeah real fuking cute like. 

I've gone and jumped into the post now without reading the OP. 

I seen  the words  ( NO GO AREA )  INSTA TRIGGERED. Who'd ever tell me i can't go here or there i thought. 

Within reason.

I look at the post topic again and i see , A NO GO AREA. 

The same thing, thought goes through my head again twice more. 

My, " RANT MODE WARNING " lamp blinds me.

" RANT. AVOIDANCE "  activated...... that was cloes. 

Having more then the already allotted  " GOLDEN NO GO AREAS " might make mere man feel a little like what females might feel like and i should stop now hey ? 

I'm dumping this post , and I'm going to respond normal like. 

Good day.

 

Lol only at taco bell can you have to ultimate supremes. 

Nice. 

Isn't that what Yassin said,  the ultimate reality is God..

Soooooooooooo if someone says the ultimate reality is god they will need to elaborate. 

Is it ok / correct to say, The Ultimate Reality is The trinity. 

Is The Trinity,  God?  Yes andddddddddd God IS The Ultimate reality. 

If a person or persons didn't know your religion, when you say , The ultimate Reality is God. They then have to Ask.

WHO IS GOD?  And then  that gets circular real quick. 

So from now on , can we say.

The Ultimate reality is The Holy trinity ?

It doesn't work does it.?

God couldn't have been any clearer.  it / he wants us to form different groups over him. 

 To a person that doesn't believe in God. 

Which one of the following  sounds  more believable.

Jesus was a prophet.

Orrrrr

Jesus is the father the son and the holy spirit. Jesus is God , welll was.?

But um. 

I'll go with your version.

I just hope Yassin doesn't say the ultimate reality is god. 

 

One ultimate reality.  

Two ultimate realities 

Hold the phone. 

Next thing ya know Gods will be flying around on horses and crap.    

Once the Ultimate reality sinks in,  they will know Mow Mow. 

They Will know..