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When jane said,  " everyone dies " she got a little scared so she finished it up with. YOUR BODY DIES. 

Nice save jane. 

Humans are One into two into five.

Blood group , Blood type. 

God measures it all up then his like.  And fill him up with A+.

Cheetos lets go with AB,  and rover B

And that deer ummmmmmmmmmm, lets go with A.

I'm guessing God and or Jesus had Blood type O 

GOD MAKES ADAM AND EVE. that's two  AND FOUR BLOOD GROUPS. That's four. 

God measured it out. 

What blood group was ya Jesus?

We only go to heaven if we accept  Huawei as our lord and savior.

Ask ya Mom.

I learned all i know about God and or the Jesus thru Christmas Carols alone. 

.

Carol #7

Little drummer boy. 23 : 38.  come they told me ( Pa rum pum pum pum )

LDB. 12 : 47.  A new born king to see ( Pa rum pum pum pum ) 

On prancer and maids milking. 

I'll set the scene 

Im 7 or 8 or maybe 9. 

I am about to attend my first ever carols by candlelight.  This carols by candlelight keith brang together two of my greatest loves at the time

That being singing carols with mum  and fire. My mum gave me a light candle lite,  on fire. 

I had full control of this light candale. I'd sneak away from mum and just light fires. 

Is what my mate did.

It clearly states 4 and a half times.

No it alludes to 4.5 times in the Bible that jesus wants us to sing to him, join in song. 

His asking for it. He wants you guys to group sing at him over him, about him. 

RANT MODE DEACTIVATED........

  ' Breaths deep ' 

 

Wellllllllllllllll,  I've got the love of jesus down in my heart.

Where?

Down in my heart. 

Unfortunately, I did  LOL big fella. 

But ummmmm yesterday i got to thinking that sinning / a sin and a immoral act are exactly the same but only diffrent.

But with a twist of a scripture or two , I think one could commit a sin " mortally " 

A moral sin? 

No? 

I don't know. Im putting sins in the same bag  with souls and morals.  

I think i just need to know what the smallest possible sin is and the largest and i could work things out from there.

Couldn't swimming be a sin, you know that verse in the Bible.  ,( something about doing something unnatural is bad. ) 

Good day.

Cheers boss.

any way confesssion booths.

The gause in between the booth had to be made of a more heavy-duty material back in the day. As the preists were attacking the sisters as they confessed.

Pigs.

God knows what else priests get up to in the booths.

The toy box 

 

It's my birthday today.

Thanks guys.

Happy one-year anniversary on this site pal. 

I hear you. 

But you have to go somewhere or do something to clean the sins don't you?

The Catholics have the best sin removers don't they?  confession booths.  

Buttttttt the being " Born again "  thing. That eliminates all, doesn't it.?

  

Give it a practice under this post topic is all good snoop

Just on me keypad snoop

Wally pitch 

Give us something Polly, does your group punish misbehaviour? 

Or

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36g body flave wafers. 

A scroll with Ya lucky numbers, colors, star sign thing. 

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A blessing from the online priest or what ever the other ones have.

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SOULS   'N'   SINS...

SINS     'N'    SOULS....

I've never been cleansed of single sin I've commited. 

I got lotsssssssssssssssssssss like. 

I was hoping i can off load some. 

Stephen was right. Cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is a great sin remover.

But is it $100 a hundy a sin?

1k maybe? 

Is stealing a loaf of bread ( five sins ) 

Is robbing a bank ( fifty sins )

Sexual relations with a minor ( one sin ) 

100% Pure man on man Gay sex ( eighty sins ) 

if it wasn't back then, it's certainly is now. A STRICT FOR PROFIT BUISNESS.  

A religious group makes a Ponzi scheme look childish.

Thank you and come again. 

What does holy water do? You ask. Good question.

I dunno.

But If you can baptize a kid with trinkle of it.

And If you can vanquish a demon with a splash of it. 

A 600ml sparkling holy water with a twist of lime should give you wings.

It would just make you feel real religiousy alright.

Priests can turn normal waters into holy waters.  

I almost want to be a priest because of this.  Picture it. Someone you know is about to have a cup of tea and your like BOOOOOOOMMMM. 

Insta holy tea.

Swimming pools.

Rivers.

Oceans.

Deep breath. 

Im sure you could sell sparkling Holy H2o.  

And omar?

What about coin-operated confession booths in malls. 

Maybe convert people on the sly. 

 

I was thinking a 600ml Holy water and a 36g pack of Christ body flavoured wafers should clear things up. 

Meth, it's a hell of a drug.....

Yeah that one. 

Im really smart. 

176

And semi-illiterate. 

Thats true but. Most of the time, 99% of the time i say something stupid or funny is because. I've nothing intelligent to add.

FULL STOP

Ouch.

And i have to add, and because i think you guys are my friends.  Lar lar.

What.

However,  in the rules of playing religion forum posting, ANYTHING GOES. 

Good game.

Ummmmmmmmmm,   Correct. 

Hobbies. No I don't. 

Do I have any other Interests?  Wow.. hey jane say interests out loud.

Intrests.

I also collect stamps.

In

trests.

Oh it the trests part of the word that flickers me sensors

I do have other interests but they ain't that interesss, well you know. 

Jane.

Im sorry jane.

Im sorry. 

A clown. Wellllllll ok. 

Jane. Between you and I. 

Why have you got to be so hard on me? Just let me get away with typing and adding nonsense. 

 I went to grade 5 and a bit. 

I may not be able to read.

And i  can't write. 

But I can drive a tractor alright.

Abnormal,  me mum says im perfectly normal. And a sweetheart. So that puts a end to that.

and my friend says I am normal 

You're unusually abnormal. 

Along with being the tuffest bloke on the whole darn site. 

' opens arms ' 

Waits.

Good day sir.

You could make a movie about all this god stuff.

When does the story start to gather some normality?

I'm not trying to be vulgar keirth  and I don't want a answer 

I boiled your first post down to. 

Well.

I now KNOW You are circumcised. 

Say no more.

Moving on.

Hey Keith, All the gods around this time you are talking about are them NO FORESKINS ALLOWED kinda GODS hey?

Every god was but most don't bother any more.

Actually, having a foreskin isn't at all very religious like. 

Are these Marcion forskin friendly?

Also Keith, does  being circumcised or not change  occums razor stats?  It has to right?

Call it.  Do you believe in God orrrrrrrrrr The ultimate reality.

DAD 44 : 25. there is always one in a crowd.

I'm saving my one being " Born again " 

Confession booths.?

Penance perhaps?

Committing sins.

Sin:  an immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law.

Divine law.  Totaly different post topic.

( I want to talk about committing a sin ) 

( picking it up and carrying a sin )  grey.

( cleansing and removing a sin )

Better still. 

TELL ME WHEN AND WHAT SIN YOU COMMITED LAST.  or not.

but yeah ummmmm. 

SIN.

 

WOW.

That's HATE right there. 

Jesus can do what he wants. Ok, fair enough ill give you that. 

Jesus was Obviously testing.  Alright it was a test.

Jesus pulls the lever to the trap doors to hell.    Jesus wouldn't have a lever trap door.

Proof?

Imagine If God didn't get the guys to do the book for him to give to them. 

So so lucky.

Nice post 

No I don't do boys anddddddddddd i feel the theists way about it all. To a degree Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I did not say that witch. 

And that last dont tell know one . is  my ego bias control is switched off. 

And so its like this witch. I feel, no, I KNOW that being atheist.  ( ON THIS HERE WEB SITE AND IN REAL LIFE.) has made my arguments, has made my ummmmm cares. f f f f f for them.and its not a learning to respect thing. 

Im for them.  

What does that mean i for them? 

I dont know. 

The boy kissing boy part didn't mean nothing. Like i could of had. God does stars, beetles and the wormies then.

oh and you can't eat ham sandwiches.

I n my head i wrote a great piece on it. But i can't spell so it got away. 

That's why I don't eat sun dried tomates.

Everyoine here is a defense attorney right?  lawyer. 

I do like thinking about court cases with religious jurors.

Like Knowing when to announce the fact that the plaintiff made homosexual advances.

Letting jury know you are religious also.

Doing life for homosexual Jaywalking .stuff like this. 

Easily amused.

Imagine a 12 Atheist jury 

And a 12  Christian one .

 Ummmmm yeah .

A decade. ?

Unfortunately, I lack the ability to have the ability to believe in gods, but ummmmm,mm

I can't help but feel, if I believed in God. ( hang on stop ) ' i don't reckon one can believe in God 100% ' but that's another post. 

I'm starting this post again. 

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Hi guys.

Hey is Every Godists here " In training "  to become a priest?

Well Shouldn't you be?

You all want to be the pope one day right? ,( or the other HI guys in your group ) 

Shouldn't you be ?

Do we have any Level #2 or #3 ?

Imagine an (  Pro Level #7.  4 plus year Cardinal. )  

Stay with me.

 I've always wanted to be able to make holy water. You know like BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM holy water.  Who hasnt. 

I was then going to spend my days turning every pocket of water into holy water. 

I'd be like secretly BAPTIZING everyone and stuff. Imagine turning  Mt Franklin drink into a 600ml sparkling holy water. 

Anyway, I looked into how to make holy water anddddddddddd it wasn't good.

I thought it was going to be like. Actually, I don't know what I was thinking.

 Anyway To obtain the ability to bless water one must be an ( Advanced Level #4 one year plus Priest.) My dream to make holy water ended that day. 

 For basic level #1, you guys sure know ya Gods 

I do sometimes wonder how a level 3 or 4 would answer a question on things from time to time.

Hey Maybe you haven't the time to " LEVEL UP " ?

You might like being a #1. 

All good.

God loves you all BUTTT one would think he loves a   Level #6  more than a #4 and a #3 more than a #1.

It's just how he rolls.

LEVEL#ONE FOR LIFE. AMEN. 

We do the Level system also at the Atheists R US joint .  the Just Level. 

Even Steven.

Equal.

Same same. 

Crazy right? 

Well, One group has to have some kind of grounding. 

Not a problem.

Good game.

Good game. 

 

He issssssssssssss Atheism.  (  telling it like it is ) 

No but I can picture you and the other fool thinking you might of got  to him in one of your of topic posts .

Seriously BDT ,  Picture him being upset about your coments. 

His got a bunch of users like you. 

No but bro ?

Hey bro . 

I suggest you pull ya head in, this ain't no cattle train. 

EXACTLY..

But unfortunately moe moe ,  I am  only exepting scripture from the Torah as evidence this weekend so ummm yeah. 

I will also except a Mopac 01 : 01.

Until then you are believing in a God who's got like a universe in his left hand and waving his index finger with the right. 

Also boys ain't allowed to kiss boys.

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WE GOT  US A FAST OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

EVERYBODY .

FAST OFF. 

FAST OFF 

I also collect stamps. 

You say. 

The point of fasting is to train oneself in temperance and the resisting of passions. 

So im like 

( that sounds good , I'll start warming up ) 

Then you say.

It's time to remember that man does not live on bread alone .

So im like 

( ok I'll take note, I'm still keen on this .

Then you say.   

You add to the last bit. We dont kive on bread alone BUT BY THE WORD OF GOD 

So I'm like. 

( i knew this was going to happen , we were going  to fast , you and i . And the next thing you know Gods involved.) 

Do you like god better then me? 

Then you say

Fasting without prayer is for demons , because demons dont eat .

So I'm like .

( smart arse ,  I am not a complete idiot, of coursei i know demons dont eat. ) 

So I say you fast for God. 

You say you don't .

Then you say .  As if God take pleasure in people depriving themselves.

I say .  That is a completely different post all together.

I then wave my fist in anger and say . Curse you moe moe , curse you ( i dont really ) 

I then bring to attention. That You wouldn't be so smug if God didn't do the book for you. 

You got lucky . You got realllllllll lucky. 

Good day sir.

I like thinking of computers looking at 100 million dollar plus pictures  and 8 year olds pictures.  

And in What section of the library will one find this story 

God lovesssssssssssss it when you guys do the don't eat certain things at certain times for him thing . 

Picture him.

I'll give you seven seconds ,  picture him seeing you not eating for him mopac . 

Seven 

And a six

And a five 

And four 

And three 

Two 

And a one. 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

He loves it right ?

Can you FEEL that God wants ya doing this moe moe.

Anyway, fasting to a degree is good for us. 

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Departure information also.

Do theists / Christians  look at Muslims and know they are truly Christians? 

Wow im off to the think bank, good day.

Hey poly?  

I'd call me names if I was you.  I'd call me real bad dirty names. 

Deb 8 STOP

OK

JUST STOP. 

Can you do one thing for me jane.

One thing?

LOOK AFTER YOURSELF. 

 '  OPENS ARMS  ' and waits. 

Jane.

'  arms open ' still.

Yes oh, what

bring it in,

No..

Ok Ok.  We've plenty of time. 

You witch. 

Also I'm a Cadbury kid, that means, I couldn't drink No more then  .   A glass and a half. 

I got this  chick I live with and well. 

She doesn't think.

I Can  say that hey.  

( YOU MEAN MORE TO ME THEN SHE )  

you are the closest thing I have to a girlfriend. 

'  Chuckles ' 

I'd have you around calling me names alllllllllllllll day long then. ( What I said before ) 

You are the blind drunk one jane. 

I've feeling.. 

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