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I'm ya huckleberry. 

Yeah and i got a little angry towards that last post crossed hey. 

I feel i raised my voice at you. 

So ummmmm sorry and thanks for that. 

Nice post. 

And Good day.man .  

Mars was to Protect earth from meteors.  

God shouldn't of ever made them darn meteors. 

He learnt this the hard way when one of his giant metal flying rocks wiped out a massive portion of his dinosaurs series of animals. 

The best MOON fact is that fact that God said.

Now get this, 

God said the moon was a light for night time. He said it was a light source. 

You can see he actually thought the moon lite up. 

God.  he ain't perfect. But getting him to speak scripture is. 

Very well played. 

Very well played indeed.

One day on

Jupiter  9h 56m

Venus 5,832 hours

Mars 25 hours 

Mercury 1,408 hours

Neptune 16 hours. 

Soooooooo thats 1 " perfect "  planet out of 8 right.?  Time and distance from things

Is Venus perfet ? 

I just cant help but feel thart a fully qualified MASTER  planet builder would of made at least , at the very least ,   6 perfect livable 24h a day planets out of 8   instead of wasting time on MASSSSSSSSSSSIVE absolutely useless planets of pretty much nothing.

But ummmmmm , who am i to judge . You have to have mad skill to build a livable planet. 

He is woken every Sunday by you guys group singing on mass scale at him. 

He gets group sung at daily but then its gets 1000 times louder every so often.( aka a week )  

So the creator would be lke oh oh its the sing at me time.  Then the silence  then loud singing.

So you guys have made god feel what a week is. 

So what we call a week . The creator calls ,  one mass group sung at to the next mass group sung at. 

 

 

Fight, Fight, Fight

If one ever fell a gods presence   one should start yelling what group do i join. 

What group do i join .

What group do i join . 

This is the most important thing right? 

I mean You don't just pick and  join a religious group without a actual God itself telling you to do so do ya? 

No.  

So practice yellling '  WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN ' ' WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN ' 

Do it faster 

NONSENSE. 

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE. 

We all know that God only makes his presence felt to people in jails / gaols. 

We ain't complete morons.

Whilst you are feeling gods presence god was watching and taking note on timmy smith stealing a matchbox car of Daren, and whilst this is happening god is watching Suzy have protected relations with Wayne.  Pauls stealing again whilst Gerald  is helping a ood lady cross the street. 

And whilst alllll this is going on jane , and your having a hair on the back of ya neck stick up moment ,   Marika just happened to  donated $18.80 to a church. He also needs to keeep a eye on eric as he is about to rob a bank and whilst all this is happening jane and your having your special little  one on one with a god and not your overactive over the top thoughts thinking about what the date is today because ya seen god and adding all the numbers in the date up then dividing it by janesix. 

Maureen just bloody got hit by a car.  And the man at the wheel of the car jeff jefferson is drunk.. and is also involved in a extra marital affaire.

Soooooooooo ,  as you are having a little one on one God time. How the hell is he going to take note of  Elizabeth  donating $74.00. 

 And did you see that jane ,  Sarah just prayed for the first time. Whilst Tim is raping Angela. 

But god always  finds a little time for you jane . I have not a doubt , and what he likes to do to you is  just float on past your right hand side out of full sight. 

Mmmm yeah yeah . I highly doubt he does this making his presence felt but never seen thing he is doing to you to anyone else. 

You are Truly blessed. 

I know your true creator is the universe and ummmmmm that fits. 

But What if the universe didn't create your mother and father. ( you answer,  but it did. ) 

Fair again.  But ones true "creator" starts with  your great great, great grandad and or grandma and when you realize that your soon to realiz if it wasnt for ya great great  times 100 grandma and grandads great great times 100 grandma and grandads father..the universe was a mere platform for the real answer to " your true creator is the your  linage

So lineage to a act of ummmmm sexual intercourse.  ( mom and dad style ) 2 minutes missionary position. 

Well thats what I've been lead to believe.

But that leads to the answer being 

Sexual acts amongst each male and female persons in your linage leading to you. 

Alllllllll probably more then likely impossible to happen without this here see able anything. 

Lets call it  " a universe "

So i see your answer.

Buttttt The  universe doesn't do shlt in so much as what  mom had to do with dad to make me. Arrrrrrrrrr

Thanks for that Laup ,  Making me have these thoughts of family sex acts.  

Mom and Dad created me. 

And the answer is the same for them and everyone else. 

 

 

 

 

I suppose. 

 

And a BIG warm welcome to you to mate. 

Welcome to the site. 

Post number ( 1 ) and ya just banged it on home.  

I was kind of enjoying your post and like i was with you  until i got to  ( And the 6th main thing ) Chant for 5 mins. 

 Hari krish. 

So first things first.  These god heads ,  supreme lords , spiritual masters , gurus, yoda , garden hoses.   and the other hundreds of millions of freaky dudes.  

Picture GREAT BEINGS not wanting you guys to eat meat , oinions  and garlic

Take 8 seconds

And a 7

And 6

And a 5

4

And 3

2

And a 1. 

None.

Maybe Picture forgetting not to offer the boss man "lord kris" some of ya food. 

Fathom skipping two in a row  chanting someones name for 5 minutes sessions.. 

Imagine if you didn't turn into a peacock instantly upon death. 

What I'm trying to say is.  This is the " religion forum " so ummmmmmmmm. Yeah   ' kicks dirt ' 

Good day sir.

Your IQ is your intelligence quotient.

Booooooooommmmmmmmm.

+1

That's a nice post man. 

Hey outplaz. This post is my post now.  

Cheers.

ATTENTION °•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪ATTENTION°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪°•▪ATTENTION. 

Every one focus on me.  

176 

Thank you , thank you. 

Dyslexic. 

Also I promise i can't even spell the word pearent 

Parent. 

I'm a grade 4 maybe 5 speller. 

But ummmm yeah,  on my tests that really counted i got 158 , 160 something and 176. 

I don't like averaging it out so i just go with the 176. 

What I'm trying to say is. ( I can't read, i can't write. But i can drive a tractor alright )

I can't picture David Edinburgh talking about lions and tigers and bears and finishing it off with,

' They haved all walked the earth for some  6108 years from last Tuesday '

You like David Edinburgh documentaries on animals don't you ? 

What do you do when he states that this animal or that animal have walked the earth ove a million years. ? 

You have to just laugh it off don't you?  

The universe is pretty impressive,

if God made the entire universe " here. "  i can only begin to imagine what he made over " there "

You know? Like over there. 

God makes his bear series of animals  a white bear , a brown and a black and white one to name but a few. 

BUTTTTT,  then comes time to place the bears on the " Board."  

He puts the white one down in the snow 

The brown one in a bush somewhere and the black and white one in a bamboo Forrest.

Now thats a smart God or is it pure luck ?

It must be a trail and error thing. 

Because you can picture God then makes  his 3 maybe 4 species of Giraffes then places them on the " board " and one after another they keep drowning. 

Ten lots of faild placing of giraffes in the ocean's later he puts a giraffe on the land and it takes.  Giraffes are land mamals. 

He had to of placed Zebra after zebra in all the snowy regions on earth  before putting one in a bush and it taking.

Making animals from nothing is a piece of cake. Powwwwwwwwww. 

But it's alllllllllll about board placement.

There had to of been some kind of Trial and error. 

Like the Stars.  God would of whipped up a quick batch of a 100 or so stars.  

And then starrted placing them on the land everywhere.  

How many diffrent places would he of put stars before  he held one up in sky then let it go and watched it take of at few hundred miles a second and thought yeah , thats where I'll put em.   

He sees the dozen or so stars in the sky and thinks.  To make the night light up he is going to need  a thousand more of these here star things.

Trial and error. 

After he releases the 1000 stars he looks up at them and thinks , thats still not good enough. 

He whips up 100,000 more knowing this is surly enough stars to light up the sky. 

So on and so on. 

 

What I'm asking is , did God have to strategically place his bits of the entire universe in there so called " proper places "? 

 

 

The fa t that I feel like the fonz from happy days when i say it.  So i HAVE TO DO OT IN THAT " Accent

Christians must HATE different Christians hey?

I would.

You're a Catholic , a Mormon or maybe one of them seventh dayers.

'Why' there has to be over 50 different types of these Christians right?  ' winks ' 

 

I do know why you would love to be just " A Christian "   but ummmmmm, Ya ain't.  And I don't like it.  And i wouldn't think your group likes it.  

Christian shmistren. 

However. I will except the Original group known as the " Christians " calling themselves just  A " Christian" . That's cool. 

( so if you " Christians " can work out between you lot  who is the first group of " Christians "  and what number of Christian you are.)

And i do know everyone LOVESSSS the fact that we have ( 2 billion " Christians " ) and what ( 1.7 or so Muslims )  so we will keep it for this. 

You couldn't and wouldn't get away with calling yourself just " A Christian " back in the days.  

Imagine telling a  group of people that  come around ya hut asking you what religion you are that you are " A Christian " 

The priests didn't hide in roofs because they were " a Christian " 

So For the rest of this week if anyone  states that they are a Christian and say nothing else.  they are Protestants. 

Next week it's the latter-day saints. ( are they Christian? )

Your not just " Christian " FULL STOP.

I don't know where this is going now.  I did want to get this of my chest but. 

So just ummmm,  Think of Someone stating that They are CHRISTIAN. 

What's happening ?

Oh and while I'm at it .  i don't like the word  ( Amen ) 

You know ? 

You're looking for a word that finish of alot of your chants , prayers and whatever eles ,

I THINK THEY* COULD OF WENT WITH A BETTER WORD THEN ( AMEN ) 

SHAZAMMMM comes to mind.

Or  or Boom , kapowwww .  Anything but ( AMEN ) 

Other then this. 

Good game.

Good game. 

Do me, Do me.

CHICKEN °•○▪•°○▪•°○▪  OR •°○▪•°○▪•°○▪•EGG ???

Planet Core water sounds ok. 

If 70% of earth is covered in water.  Why didn't they name it planet water. 

Moe Moe  did hey.  He was one of my favorite players on religion forum. 

He was the first ever Christian to prove god exists

The ultimate reality exists therefore God exists FULL STOP.

Game over.

He said he'll be back after he finished competing in the " don't eat certain things at certain times " thing for Jesus. 

I bet he fasted real real good like.  

Orrrrrrrrrr.  The 137 pounds come from the same place as the 43 pounds of corn you had growing already.

Were did the 180 pounds come from. Not 137.

No it was ages ago.

Firstly I'll give you the answer you want to hear.   

Well dumb dumb , the 137 pounds come from ,,, no wait,  you got 180 pounds from your 3 pound of seed and your 40 pounds of water. 

But ummmmmm. Farming.

The 180  pounds come from a process or whatever it is called farming. And your abilities to do just this. 

I feel like I'm walking into a trap.

You made a topic stating God created life from nothing. So i give it a click. And i was meet with a math question of sorts about corn yields. 

Hey crossed. 

I going to pass. 

Good game.

Good game.

Did i ever mention that i once beat a cat with a stick?

Hey hi man. G

Nice day?

Nice day.

So ummmmm, can you give me a quick run over yourself.  (  i said that wrong ) 

I just want to know , Are you a Catholic gutsling?  Thats all. 

Your smart hey. Well i think you are. 

I love smart thinking theists. Well Christians.  

Oh crap. Sorry to jump in. You guys were going good.

' Face palm ' 

Sorry.  Tell me a bit about yourself after. 

Carry on. 

Does a fly do a loop or a last second twist to land on the ceiling ?

Me mom.

Wellllllllll.

Back to the drawing board. 

You asked for Something being created that had no process.

Erection.

Erection.

Correct.

Andddddddddddddd

( RANT MODE DEACTIVATE ) enter.

That was close

Just let it go.

Let it go.

 

The whole bible getting in the way thing is a big ummmmm , turnoff. 

It feels like your, that's you and the other groups, are just painting god REAL REAL THICK LIKE. 

It BRUSH IN ALL THE WAY NO WIPES AND JUST SLAP APPLY. 

COAT 

AFTER COAT.AFTER COAT.

You know what i mean?

How is a kid ever going to realize that Corn invented humans ?

A KID WILL ATTACH RELIGIOUS GROUPS HAVIG SOMETHING TO DO WITH BELIEVING IN A GOD.and that i think is a ( i dont know the word ) its a shame . 

 

Hang on. Science does this also. This metaphor of painting gods , ( tar brushing is it? )

Fair enough.

Im going now.

Good day.sir

Nice post man FULL STOP

Ok Now i have to act the fool.

I did what was asked in your post. Playing pretendy's is my thing. You know its my thing.hey?

Ok so. ' takes deep breath ' 

Gone.  no bible.

No bible 

No bible .

And bammmmmmm ,  No religious groups 

No religious groups.

Everyones the same .

All are the same 

Nothing 

Nothing .

Andddddddddddddd.

Boooooommmmmmm. Bright white light.

Bright white light god , I've got a bright white light god.

Quickly , quickly What now? 

Oh no what is the next step?

' God starts to fade ' 

Gone. 

Damit.

That was the closest I've ever been to God. 

For some reason The bright light i see i think its " name " is allan or allarm or something along thoes lines.

I'm not sure what that is about, but ummmmmmm yeah 

' kicks dirt ' 

Ok cool. 

Good game.

Good game.

 

  

I put on my bestest Indian accent when i read harikrish racist rant posts. 

Come again.

Dinosouls

Every HUMAN has a soul .

Nice response , you got him. 

Souls yessssss.

Dinosaurs noooooo.

Wow.

Try making the fact that Dinosaurs never existed but souls do sound smart. 

 

I don't believe in god. 

And I know for a FACT  my parents would not of done the egg and sperm thing to make me.

I was just here i think.

Chocolate cream pie ?

And in what country is this chocolate cream pie desert ?

I'll look it up. 

My favorite is the Sahara.

Favorite desert ?

Horse racing.

Do you think a horse knows it's in a race?

Do you think the winning horse knows it won the race?

Flys jane. 

How does a fly land on the ceiling?. Does it do a twist then land or a loop?

Thanks mate.