Deb-8-a-bull

HIGH STAKES MARIO CART...???????

We will start $25 a Death Match. 

We play aliltte I loss 

Then I send you $25 bux fast like.

Play a bit more. Then you loes and send me $25 bux fast like. 

Now we got a I trust you, you trust me, ( within $100 ) relationship.

Thennnnnn. 

$$$$$$$$  HIGH STAKES MARIO CART  $$$$$$$$$$$

I've played a few $100.00 matches. 

I don't do the whole play for fun thing. 

So sup. Racing for $$$cash$$$. 

Oh and I bag / call Koopa. 

Good game. 

Good game.

This mind thing Is up there with , 

My heart says yes. And me brain says no.  

Once a being can feel their heart weighing in on shlt they've reached another level.

Ya Heart mind is probably stronger then ya head mind. 

( What do you think?) 

The what are you calling it. 

The " mind " 

Yeahhhhhhh i dont like it.

Some what futile but necessary

Same god but right?

Like when the " Christians " went from hut to hut killing anyone that wasn't them ( back in the days ) the God that had them culling others is exactly the same God you got now ?

Yes?

It seems to me that God stop his followers killing others when it become ( "illegal" to kill people ) you know what i mean ?

It also appears to me that.

Mere human made laws curved all the gods. Made them soft .

For reasons unknown to me. 

So if it was the "Norm"  back then for god.  its not the norm now for god.

Was the Christian god back then the Same god as Now ?

How do you rule out the other holy text ?

I'd say there is over 3billion non-secular God  believers.

Ok over 3.5 bill.

Stuff it. I reckon there is over 4 billion people that believe in a some kind of " bright white light god "

If you are in a religious group.  You choose what the real book that god wrote was . 

Picking your religion.  =  picking the one true book that god did.  

I still remember the first time i heard about  ' THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS '  ( said in pirates voice) 

rrrrrrrrrr.

But one thing is for certain. 

you guys are every so often singing  ( The age of Aquarius , age of Aquariusssss. ) because they are the only words you know. 

 

It's been a while since someone has said " The End is nigh.   When we had a couple of JW's it was Armageddon  o'clock once a month. 

I guess god Jesus has put the second coming on HOLD.......

Imagine if another God from some other Group kicked off their end of days festivities... 

It's only common sense God doesn't exist. FULL STOP. 

God is Soooooo precise. 

( YEAH WELL HOW FUKIN PRECISE IS HE ? ) 

God.is so precise .  That it appears he had all the important parts taken out of the bible and replaced with a coded writing that they today call " SCRIPTURE "  

mmmmmmmmmmmm SCRIPTURE.  

God wouldn't speak anything but. 

Be they Old perverts or young one thing is for certain.   God precisely makes them. 

Well is it safe to say.     God Precisely makes priests ?  Or teachers or garbage person .  ( i nearly typed , GARBAGE MAN.... )   'Dodgers bullet' 

Better still , can you give me 5 examples of  things God didn't  make .  ?

Or maybe something he not so " precisely " made. 

  

Yeah fair enough.  

Wellllllllll. 

Will you except... 

The ultimate reality of it is,  The sun is a god ultimate reality and the sun exists in this ultimate reality  =  RA god .....Ctrl - ULT - REAL

Ok then, what about one of my absolute favorite God.

FLAMING BUSH GOD. 

So press f4.

Have ya ever seen ( A Flaming bush ) ?

  

First I'll  direct you to the passageg in the bible that states.  God was a flaming bush blah blah.

I'll trim it down to  * god was a flaming bush * 

 And If its in the bible.it proves a specific God said it .  Specific being any one i choose at the time.  It's the same thing. 

Yes ?

No ? 

Oh and Add  the ultimate reality.  

It boils down to .

No Hang on .

Mopec.

Mopac talks about this Ultimate reality  believing in the pretty much what we call the ummmmmmmm now . 

It's like the pinnacle of correctness. 

It's

Well. 

Its Godley..

So whileThe absolute ultimate reality means alot to some.

It doesn't mean stuff all to god , because on one of them RARE occasions God come to pay whoever was in the  (      X    )  area when he turned up a visit.  

He come as a flaming bush. 

 If The ultimate reality proves a flaming bushes existence.

Stopppp. thats not right. 

The ultimate reality means a flaming bush exists. A

No I've lost it. 

Good game.

Good game.

 

The Sun is a " God "  And the sun exists.

If one can not prove nor disprove a gods existence thennnnnnnnnnn ,  ya just pick one of them.

Oh and then Make it the most important thing in your life.

Put it rightttttttttt on up the top there. 

Now you are to live out the rest of your life in accordance and in agreement with every bit of it.

WHAT ELSE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CAN'T PROVE. ? 

Unless a god tells you what religious group to join. 

But ...IF YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD TYPE THING ,  you join a religious group.   

Its Common sense.

More like bat shlt crazy. 

So i ran some tests^  test being.

I  asked  1001 people that believe in God,    ARE YOU IN A RELIGIOUS GROUP ?

978 YESSS 

10   NO 

And the rest abused me. 

Sooooooooooo , it has appeared to me for quite some time now Thattttttttt.

People that believe in gods join religious groups.   Thus leaving me cuffufled. 

There is a link somewhere that i am missing . 

Because im not happy with.  

IF YOU HAVE or got a belief IN GOD then join a religious group . 

In some of my earlier studies  i asked every theist / religious type person on this site.  Are they IN THE  CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP. ( as we speak )  100% 

Im yet to find a theist that is not in the correct religious group. 

Sooooob i need to run test on and to ultimately rule out. 

Just ( Having a belief in God ) may in fact, that's may in fact,  highten some kind of senses thus mak8ng you. 

AAAAAAAAAA  BRILLIANT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKER....

 

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This Friday.

This friday THE CHAKRA SHACK will be opening its doors in a town near you. 

What can you get a the CHAKRA SHACK. 

Precision CHAKRA ALIGNMENTs 

$ 83.80 women* 

$ 67.00 mens*

100% ALIGNMENT GAURENTEE*

We've every type of crystal under the sun. 

Spells. 

Potions.

Fake spider webs , 

And Glow in the dark solar system. 

We've bottled full moon Rain water. 

Dream catches. And kittens.

So come on down to THE CHAKRA SHACK friday and transform your lifeeeee.  

Jane would you pay $83 bucks to have your Chakras precisely aligned. ?

 

Well the best way to explain them is 

Ya Chakras mean a supreme ultimate reality.

Chakras.

 

Yeah look i think im going to have to give this one a miss jane.

Im not good enough to do it. There i said it. 

It sucks because I'll live my entire life with out of whack Chakras. 

Never once will i experience alignment of any Chakras. 

Hey jane , if i ask my mom and if i get her to ring your guardians, you could like, i don't know ,  sleep over. 

Not a school night. 

We could watch some movies get some burgers and then you could like align this things for us. 

Or at least coach me....  have a think about it. 

I really wish you didn't tell me about these Chakras now.. ( for I've now out of whack chaks.)  

Oh and that reminds me jane . I brought a kitten for you.  

So ummmmmmmm yeah. 

' kicks dirt '.

Good day!

 Maybe we could do  A GROUP CHAKRA ALIGNMENT. 

Just like line our Chakras out all together ( help one another.) 

With lots of joy and lots of love. 

I'd align my Chakras with anyone of you guys. 

REMEMBER THE SAFETY WORD IS.    ( Aligning ) said how it is spelt

A LIG NING.

I'm going to try this Chakra alignment thing again soon. 

I am however have trouble finding my second  Chakra. Spot.  ( it is were i think it is hey ? )  i doubt this is going fit , but hey

 I too like to live life dangerously. 

Jane.?

Hey jane? 

I want TO TRY this "CHAKRA ALIGNMENT" again  in 5. 

I will be using all my joy and love sooooo , if you could like talk us through , 

Like. 

Step #1  Chakra one is placed on one forehead. 

Step #2  Chakra two is to be inserted

So on and so on.

Then  jane I'm goin to neeed you to explain what " MASTERING " ones fears is. ?  ( my fear being kittens ) 

Talk me through step by step. 

I've wanted my ummmm , chakras aligned for quite some time now. 

Ready?

Jane?

HIT ME .

Spiritual alchemy is like a double negative.  

No but imagine spiritual alchemy Vs  a dash of this and that type alchemist.

Im just going to say it. 

Spiritual Alchemy would of been heaps better then ya science type alchemy.  

Orrrrrrrrrr mopac.

Do us a favor and ask the big fella what group i should join .

Please pal. 

Good game 

Good game. 

I practice saying ( WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN ) ( WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN )  real real fast like, 

You never know when God could pop up. 

So you have to be ready with the most important question ever.. 

You should practice.

( WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN ) 

( WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN ) 

If he tells me , I'm there.

 

What was it like the day god said to you , ' ( your Orthodox ) 

I'm stilll back trying to figure out the link between having a belief in God Andddddddddddd joining a religious group because of it. 

What come first. Beliving in a god or joining a religious group?

The super supreme ultimate reality doesn't mean the God the orthodox do.

Picking your own religion is the same as saying.  ARRRRRRRRRR I'M GOING TO GO WITHHHHHHH THIS BOOK IS THE ONE TRUE HOLY BOOK GOD DID.

So either god told you to join × religious group (  if he did you are correct FULL STOP ) 

Orrrrrrr.

'Closes eyes that oneeeeeeeeeee. There.  ( i msan that one ) ( no that one) 

BUT THE NUMBERS SAY IT ALLLLLLL.

So WE ASKED 1000 THEISTS from all varieties, 

Are they in the correct religious group. ?

1000 said YESSSS. 

Sooooooooooooo

THEISTS ARE ABSOLUTELY GREAT RELIGION AND RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS. ( they should  teach others how to pick your religious group.)

P.s.     I know for a fact I'd pick the wrong religious group.

$8.80. Dream Catcher....

$ 20.00 two more kittens. 

That's $38.80 I've all up I've spent. 

Can you please talk me step by step through it please.

I will tell you when i start Chakra alignment. 

Commencing chakras alignment 

In 3

And a 2 

And a oneeee.

Stll aligning , 

Aligning................

What the hell. 

*CHAKRAS ALIGNED*

Enter.

I'm on. , I'm on 

Zappppppppppppppppppppppp.

Ok step one mastering my fears, 

Mastering................please wait .

Still Mastering................... 

1min in still mastering. 

UNABLE TO PREFORM THIS TASK.......... please try again later. 

What do i do , what do i do. 

Cut the cat now jane ? 

Quickly tell me.?..?????.

Whats the deal with that jane.  I used my love tool.

Has you first Chakra not aligned. 

Any tips for entering first phase.   

I'll try again soon 15 mins. 

Hey this stuff is true hey? 

You better not be playing no joke on me.

I'm going to light some candles and burn some smelly stuff.  

Oh hang on.

Jane .?

Jane.

I'm a idiot, i wonder why it wouldn't work. I haven't got a single Dream catcher in my house jane. 

Arrrrrrrrr

Does the cat need to be living. You should of got back to me quicker.

I'll get another one and a dream catcher. 

 

Ok i see the post above. Nice.

So there is quite a few. 

Moving on.  

If God made things precisely we wouldn't be born with a foreskin would we.?

Yes , your god back in the day wanted males to be circumcised. He doesn't care anymore but alllllll,l the god said it must be done. 

Anddd no i won't say it.

Good day

Before i google

How many liquids expand when they freez , not many hey? 

Or is it. 

God put the earh part in the wind bit, in the part with a thing he called weather.  

So god had to make the universe weather and season.  thats how precise he is crossed. 

So if he built the earth in sumer he had to of known what winter was like right? 

No its jut earth nd we call them seasons. 

Moving on. 

Your God would of loved the nanosecond his dino range of animals he dreamt up  . The smell of a trex straight of the factory floor, mmmmmm nothing like it. 

He would not of built one of his town size mostly metal flying rocks to wipe out his dinosaurs. 

 

GOD PRECISELY MADE PUFFINS. 

Andddddddddd 

God made us have to breath , if we dont breath we ummmm, well we die. 

If your a God , no.  if i was a god , i wouldn't make things have to breath. ( it's immature ) 

If God built the entire universe here.  One could only begin to imagine what he built elsewhere. 

But with that in mind,  it's only common sense God doesn't exist. 

 

A GOD player card  #7 would read

(  God  )  :   Asteroid building, precision asteroid let goerer. General builder of well, ALLLLLLLLLL. 

My ' RANT MODE WARNING ' lamp near blinds me.  

' switches off '

Shlt sorry guys butttt i cant hold any longer  

' RANT MODE ACTIVATED '

Auto spell cheaker ' OFF ' 

And The resume on this bloke is frigging awsome. It's definitely up there with Noah's job rèsume

(  Noah  )  :  Live animal MASTER of capturing,  Animal sexer ,  Master Carpenter, Rear Admiral.  And  only has had 4 sick days off in the last 310 years.

And At only 550 years of age he is certainly a asset for any employers 

No but just when you think you can grasp A god thing building this here universe. 

Go straight to picturing God wanting all of us to know this. 

Which brings us to,   God implementing. OPERATION " GETTING EVERYONE TO KNOW ME "

He thinks long , he thinks hard anddddddd he thinks ever so Godly like   . 

And like  a true God he comes up with a plan that is truly GOD Worthy.

.   

He thinks Stuff it , (  I'll write a book! ) 

Now we all know god is omniscient and all the other omni words.  

But that does by no means mean he can write a book ( ' clicks fingers ' ) but with the low literacy rates back then, its passable.

He then takes another 100 years probably learning how to write.  

And in the mean time  OPERATION  " GETTING PEOPLE TO KNOW ME " Is still in affect.

And in true  brilliant GOD like style. Plan 2 comes into play. 

Step #1.  Get a virgin pregnant and have a begotten child ,  

Step #2.  Give it 30 years or so then get this man God bloke to walk around telling folks about me. 

So with this and the book I'm getting a dozen blokes o make for me so i can give it to you all to read. 

So between jeusu telling all the people in the surrounding areas.   And this Book that GODS getting them dozen or so blokes to do up for him. ALLLLLLLLLLLL WILL KNOW ,  THE GOD. 

Joining the wrong one. 

Nice post man.

I'm going to go over it again.  In search of something outlandish. 

Go day mate. 

Catholic architecture 

Asking who were the first original Christians ?  Isn't really a question hey. 

You'd never be happy with a answer. I can't even think of the source you need to hear it from. 

Well whoever The OC's are they wouldn't be called the Catholics or the orthodox for they'd be known as the Christians FULL STOP.

No need to be a flavor of Christian. 

Things called "Religious groups" existed before your religious group existed. 

And thats bloody horrible. 

Buttttttttttt  IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD YOU JOIN A RELIGIOUS GROUP.   It Makes sense right ? 

' RANT MODE  AVOIDANCE ' 

enter ,  press press press.

Man that was a close one  

Good game.  

Good game.

This is allllllllllll made perfectly clear in the book that God had all them blokes make for him so he can leave for us.

What is a SPLINTER?  

SPLINTER 

Who said SPLINTER ?

What.

It's kinda like.

There is your religious group and there is one three suburbs over. 

They are Exactly the same exactly, but only different.

WTF was that about.? 

.

Hey Picture a Magical theistical evolution documentary  

WoW hey.. 

Animation? 

Oh it is NOT AT ALLLLLLLLL IMPORTANT. 

HEY LOOK , WHAT'S THAT....

LOOK.

'Sneaks away'

If the earth is 6000 year old 

I'm  allowed to prove evolution by Television sets. ( how they evolved from small black and whites with fat backs with trinatron and stereo sound. To the thin , no edge curved 12k ones of today.

Evolution. 

No but mopac. When you say , " animals come before people "  thats wrong in so many ways but lets go with it. 

Was it animals Wednesday , humans on Saturday ?

Has every animal walked the earth,  swum whatever , has every animal been on earth the same as each other. ? 

 

It's Debatable. 

The deb and the 8 = debate.

And the ( a bulll ) part don't mean the animal A Bull. 

Its able.

So debate plus the a bull part issssssssss. 

Debatable. 

Can you see how i did IT NOW ? 

See how i made the number 8 mean (ate)  

Thank you.

Well the (deb) is like the girls name deb and then i got real tricky because i put a number 8,  and when you say " eight " 

Say it . Eight. .

Well it sounds like ate , like eating something. 

Sooooo deb 8 is eating 

Then i got A , that means a. 

And what is it that deb is eating?

A Bull. 

So deb is eating a bull.

Now just when you think that this idiot has one of the worst names on the site.  

IT HITS.....

BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

You say my name slow like one more time in ya head. It goes.

Deb 8 a bull

get it ?

Deb ate a bull.

Its  ( Debatable.)

Ha ha ha 

It has nothing to do with a girl named deb eating a bull. 

I come up with this GEM in under three days. 

 

 

Firstly. Hi Die Nasty. Welcome. 

Nice. 

I read the post title and it tripped my think.  ( it's oxymoronish )  Theistic evolution. 

It's like ummmm Biblical Scholar. 

I want to now say " Atheistic creationist "

It's like if you are a Mormon anddddddddddd you are down with the EVO. 

You cant call yourself Mormon evolution. You aint no Catholic evolutionist, You are a  "Theistic" 

Well Christians cant decide if the are theistic or not but that's another post. 

Theistic evolution is a way to be able to lie to yourself. 

T E is a theist that believes in God did the evolution thing. 

Being T E means you are not happy with God making everything 6000 years old. 

And heapssssssss of other things but.

But.

It is more to the truth then being just theistic. ( i believe ) 

Being aTheistic evolutionary or whatever they are calling it  is like saying,  you're intelligent,  but a different type of intelligent. ( shout out to disgusted ) 

Being  T E pretty much means you are giving up a chance of living in heaven with a jesus for eternity for simply believing in evolution. 

It sounds like you want to be a atheist that believes in God and that's cool . 

Going by what you are saying paul ,  the argument then can be made for one minute before birth abortions. 

I mean the universe should be punished for anyone terminating a pregnancies right?  (  i haven't started thinking abiut how so yet but ) if mom isn't my creator. 

Then after allllllllll this Paul.   I will be looking into  " universe child maintenance fees " 

And so on.

And paul .  The bible says a child out of wedlock. Is a sin. It should be between a man and a woman .  Not man , women and univers universe. 

Ok ill stop now.

 

No but , No 

Well yes. My last post opens with it has to go back to the uinverse.

However i thinhk i might  be able to prove the planet earth made me.  Thus making the universe made me irrelevant. 

Elizabeth  12  :  33. 

Oh crap, sorry doc, i forgot.   

So In shear tHOPE of you reading one of my post doc , here is what i am prepared to do.   I will simply add to the start of my next ten posts

A

Robert 17  : 43

Or or .

Leucadia 22  : 44     

Are you all good with giving this a go Doc ?

Did you understand this post a little better with the Elizabeth 12. :  33. 

We can omly try hey doc?

I'm a real bad speller and whats the other thing grammer,  i went to grade pink. 

 

Hey guys . 

Guys. 

i would like to now if we can have a quick ( 7 seconds ) of thought time to think about the mind of the bloke that one day  said hey.

He goes..  ' We should get God to speak  scripture "  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

And a 6 

And 5

4

And a three 

And two.

And a one. 

mmmmmm ,  Absolutely brilliant hey ?

Yeah

Good game.

Good game 

Yeah i hear you . I do.   But jane .  if there is 32 donkeys in a barn. How many months are tn minute. 

Look jane .   

Chinese sneakers.

Chinese sneakers 

' sneaks away '   

I know it should go back to being the universe that created you. Really it should .

However this Mom and Dad creator theroy sounds pretty convincing. 

It's a coin toss.