Deb-8-a-bull

You wouldn't be the best at scripture deciphering then hey?  

Ok let me try it another way. 

Gerald 23 : 11

Things called Religious groups existed longgggg before you religious group did right ?

Patricia 18 : 4 

And some of these religious groups before  and certainly after run EXACTLY like your group does right? (  with in reason. like a god, a human god, a book, a clubhouse. ) 

Did a group before your group go like this?

Derek and Jacquie 43 : 22

Now Did God speak to someone that ended up being in your group first?

( was god the reason why your religious group come to be? )

( is you religious group the one true religious group? ) 

Frank 12 : 7

 Can you say that all religious group before yours are fales or fake religious groups?

(  YES ORRRRR NO ) thang.

:

:      yes or no

:

Dance thang Dance.

Well I'll leave it at this for now. 

If there is something you don't understand please feel free to ask.

If you don't want to answer any of the questions straight forward like thang , don't bother. I already know the answers. 

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Soooooo your religious group. Was it

( A )  God started what can be best explained as a fake religious group.

Or 

( B )  The makers of fake religious groups somehow got it spot on.

 

 

Instead of calling them Jehovah's Witnesses, just say "Christians".

You call yourself just "Christian". All good 

Hey BDT? 

Don't tell anyone this. I actually have the JWs in my  (TOP 10 FAVORITE religious groups). Look.

#8.  Jehovah's Witnesses.  ( side note. ' the don't do blood transfusions ', They don't celebrate Xmas, and they don't celebrate birthdays, They fast. , they admitted to being wrong. The watchtower ones. The one's that knock on your door the most. Classed as a cult now maybe.) 

Now add what zedvictor wrote. 

And STOP.....

Hey BDT?  This post of yours just put me in a Jehovah Witnesses apologist mode.  It took me over a minute to realize it. 

Good game. 

Good game.

Well you are pro choice right ?

And you are a Christian ain't you ?

So what's the question again? 

You can be whatever you want. Christians can be whatever. 

P.S

There ain't NO pro-choice Christians in heaven.

Flys.

Do they do a loop to land on the ceiling, or a last second twist ?

Oh and why is it that all the other Christian denoms on this NEVER EVER LET WHAT TYPE OF CHRISTIAN THEY ARE OUT OF THE BAG. 

They are pros at avoiding it.  They are just Christian.  full stop.

But you moe moe are all like. 

I am Orthodox.  Like You don't care that it is known. ( I havee already awarded Orthodoxy a gold star for this fact ) nice work. 

The first thing i would like to bring up is, the word ( ORTHODOXY ) 

Orthodoxy.

It's fun to say hey? 

I mean it ain't as fun a saying inevitable.

INEVITABLE.  

But Orthodoxy is a cool word,  however the word Orthodox is not. 

You say, We maintain that we are the OC's / original Christians. 

I can maintain things anddddddd, i don't think you guys where the first. I just don't like it. 

Definitely one of the first 10 but. 

Ok let's test this AMA out 

Mopac, my question is.   Approximately how much cash do you give the big fella or your church per month ?   

PS.   Please do not answer If it's over $200

Good day.

You can almost picture God watching these fales religious groups for a couple of thousand years then one day god decides he wants everyone to know that he is the one true god. 

But Knowing how difficultt this will be he implements operation ( " getting everyone to know me. " ) 

God ummmmssss then arrrrrrrrrrssss and then it comes to him.

Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What ill do is get some virgin pregnant with my begotten son. 

And when this son is old enough ill get him to walk around telling people about me.  ( i mean if you were god that's how you'd do it right.?

I didn't claim they were all fake. 

Third paragraph on my first post.  ( YOUR religious group is the correct religious group )

The jews are not fake you say. Buttttttttt they AINT 100% correct are they.? 

Well apart from you changing  the word fales to fake.  

 

Give me one group other then yours that is 100% correct. ( No don't) 

We both know There ain't no group more correct then yours FULL STOP

Good game. 

Good game.

Sour pussy milk tastes exactly like licking a 9 volt battery. 

No no big fella I don't claim they are all fake.

Your group is correct, this making all others fake. 

Can we agree with this? 

 

All I am saying is.

The milk is SOUR. 

And If the milk is sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 

Being the first religion does not mean it's the true  religion butttttttt, 

Being the 1036th  religious group and running exactly like the 829th and 828 and 900th to 953rd and the 989s and onwards.  

It's well.

it's hard to grasp.

It's one of two things I was trying to put forth here in my bady jumble worded post.

One...  Acknowledging and admiring the creators of fake things called religion and religious groups before your religious group.

( there is stacks of these fake religious groups before yours that run exactly like yours and all the one's after yours are the same. ) 

They are EXACTLY the same but only different. 

So one... Acknowledge the fact that creators of fake groups somehow knew how a real god would have his ummmmmm, lot operate.

Orrrrrrrrrrr.

Two......some explanation. Why God has you guys in what appears to all to be, a " religious group " .

Kind of. 

The meaning of life I think is " to live."

Picture if you will, The God family. 

Daddy God.

Mummy God.

They had Two Kid boy Gods. 

Orrrrrrrrrr 

A God God.

Nice post Swag.

Yeah I went to far. 

Ok mature now.

I'd ask the same thing the real nih asked. 

Because there probably is a better way to word it.

But ( Giving Birth ) fits under ( the rejection of a foetus by a host ) and the difference between " giving birth " or whatever you want to call it, and having a abortion is a obvious A BIG DIFFERENCE. 

So zed?

Can I have it again. Why giving birth doesn't fall under ( the reject of the foe by the ho )

 the word " normal " might be able to describe a miscarriage.  

This needs work. 

Now I'll introduce " having a child out of wedlock ".  ( a subject that you would be touchy on ) 

If you think having a child is " Normal " ( which i think i do )

So zed. Answer me this. 

Is giving birth to a child out of wedlock "  Normal "?  Normal as in.  Having a child out of wedlock is exactly the same as having a child in a marriage. 

Also ( I'm pretty sure actions of a third party needs to be factored in )   A God would factor this in? 

One could perform abortions and or cause a  miscarriage to a conscious or unconscious person.

But zed.  I have no qualms with the OP.   I'm going to need some time to think about. 

( What is the diff between abort and miscar. )  I'll get back to you. 

Sorry about my bad grammar in advance anddddddd. Good day. 

I bet you thought the  ( In both instances the foetus is intentionally rejected by the host.) Part was supposed to be the mic drop moment hey?

It ain't

If You explain miscarriage and abortion that way then you have to also explain normal birth that way to. Even more so.

So that stuffs up ya mic drop.

Also someone can make another have a miscarriage. ( this needs work ) 

Buttttttt Zed,  if you want know the difference, think of it like this.

 

Lets say You get a phone call from your friend janet.

Janet tells you she had a miscarriage. (  Let it soak in. ) 

Or 

Janet rings you and tells you she is having a abortion, or had a abortion.

If she say one of theses things to you, you know full well what it means. 

Quick reminder guys....

Either.....

( GOD DOES EXISTS ) orrrrrrrrrrrrr ( GOD DOSE NOT EXISTS )

FULL STOP 

Again.

It's obvious that women didn't create these things called religious group

I'd have it a guess that a religious boy at around 10 years old puts God above Mum, and thats well, what i am ttrying to say is. 

Religious people love their mothers less FULL STOP 

Also. Does God decide A+ blood for me and AB- for you?

The whole making in Gods image makes me wonder if God was circumcised.

You are 100% certain that God exists Moe Moe.

I can't except that. 

Can we say 98% ?   I'm happy to meet you there.

Hey Macca. Ask the atheists if they are 100% sure about the TOE..... 

I don't want to answer that. 

Other things Atheists may have trouble with. 

( Hypnotism ) idk.

And ummmm. That's what I was going to tell you Mar Poc. 

Atheists visiting grave sites, ask them about that.  Although it has nothing to do with Gods, I highly doubt that an atheist could visit a past loved one's grave and NOT talk to the headstone or plaque. 

( IT FEELS UNNATURAL NOT TALKING.)   

Maybe you ask the atheists where they think their past loved ones are at.

This will be answered with,  (They are six foot underground rotting away.) which is short for. ( They are in a place that I can only describe as heaven.  Looking over us whenever they want. ) 

Good day.

The majority of people in hell are the ones that have been lied to, 

The one's whom lived their life in and according to a different religious group. 

They've been told stories from some blokes and made out to believe that A God said this and that.

Thus taking them further from ever knowing the REAL God way.  

They pray to nothing.  They fast for Nothing. They spent A lifetime doing this random nonsense that they think ummmmm " helps them ". 

AND ITS ALLLLLLL A BIG BIG LIE.  

So for being lied to and ending up in a false religious group getting chocked over. 

According to your religion. ACCORDING TO YOUR GOD.

IT'SSSSSS PUNISH HIM. 

They will burn in hell for eternity because of it. 

 

Good game.

Good game.

I suspect Ethang has got to you hey Doc?

He done broke you hasn't he? 

Now you are burning up this handle and you will soon be someone else. 

That's exactly why I don't eat sun dried tomatoes.

Imagine having to say NO. to radiometric testing, rock settlement and dinos and the heaps of other stuff.

TO  BELIEVE IN GOD ONE MUST LIE TO ONE's SELF FULL STOP.

ORRRRRRRRRR

OR ONE THINKS GOD IS 79% TRUE, real like.

ONE CAN'T BELIEVE IN GOD 92%

No.. 84%. 

One  can't / should not be able to believe that it's a 84% chance God exists.

Theists don't compromise.

I'd be happy to say the Universe is 500 million years old. And talk from there.

But they ain't going to consider that.  I'd settle for Half a mill year old universe.

I can compromise all day. 

But If they sway once from " the way " then they run the risk of not going to the heaven place. 

 

So yeah, ummmmmmm.

You can't believe there is a 84% chance that God exists.

Good game.

Good game.

Female prison looks like fun. Well compared to male one. 

What if your parents make you pick a certain cup? 

Nice sec mer.

It makes one wonder what else they believe in so much but can't prove.

I highly doubt a thing called a universe existed before i did. 

And there is all of your " evil "  oh.

Oh.

You just beat me to it. 

Yeah, so ummmmmm ,What ( gag nos the agnos ) said.

The truly sad part about all this is the fact that Able was only around 120 years old when he was murdered.  

Nice to see you back boss. 

Not meaning to be rude or nothing buttttt. 

I reckon you would pick the wrong religious group atleaest 8 times before picking the correct one. you know what I mean Sec?.

Ok I am just going to say it.

Hey secular Merlin. I reckon you would be a lousy religious group picker.

Bommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  I said it. 

Good day.

People that believe or not, in God areeeeeeeeeee.

BRILLIANT Religious group pickers FULL STOP

What makes a bloke sign out with.

IN THE NAME OF THE HUNG SAVIOR. 

And then ya name.

What makes a person do this ?

Any day now.

Get ready men. 

Hold.

Not today,

Hold.

Any time now.

Wait. 

Not just yet.

Real Soon now.

Wait.

Not now.

No

Not today.

It's close now.

Get ready for it.

Here we go.

Hold.

Not yet.

Waiting now.

Soon.

Anddddddd Hold.

 

This knowledge thing of yours Crossed seems to be running well.

But your last post states....( Jesus exists because his prophecy come true ).  

Not meaning to be rude or nothing pal butttttt,  IT IS A CLEAR SIGN THAT YOU HAVE A " FAULTY"  ( KNOWLEDGE APPLICATOR )    

So ummmmmmmmn yeah, you might want to check that out.  ( no worries, ) 

Good day.

 

 

I'm thinking a 

( ASK A BIBLICAL SCHOLAR HOTLINE )

$2.25*  for TWO scriptures translated orrr THREE questions about  ( A )  scripture.

Or you lock in your meaning of said scripture and the BIB SCHOL will rate it and give his meaning. 

You 

There already would be one hey?

Press one for Catholic. 

Press two for Jehovah.

Press three for Trinity religious groups. 

Press six for satan.

* price of landline call. Will be higher for mobile devices. 

We got biblical scholars of ever kind CALL NOW. 

One phone call and this post would be sorted.

Commandment # 1 is fukin brilliant. 

Very well played. 

Good game. 

DO WE.

( A )  Marvel at the absolute brilliance of these folks that invented one of these religious group things,   And The foresight. Oh the foresight.  

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

( B ). Talk about God watching these things called " religious groups "  for a couple of thousand years and then having his following organised in such a way that it looks exactly like God started up one of these " religious group " things.

So Is it ( A )?

Or is it ( B )?

Once this is cleared up we can then talk about.

Fake religious group before yours that went .

A God.

A Human God.

A Book.

A Clubhouse.

Then we can talk about your your group.

Maybe Jacob referring to God as "The MAN"  Is just a reassuring thing that, God is a MALE.......

God is obviously a God or his name wouldn't be God. 

So knowing if God being 100% a God or God being 50% MAN 50% GOD isn't the point they are trying to EMBED.

I think they just want us to know for a FACT that God is MALE. 

A MAN.

Who listens to rules and orders from a somewhat female God.? 

Yeah But. 

But

' sighs '

Good game.

A Thing called a "Religion" existed before YOUR religion existed. 

Fake Gucci handbags existed before handbags ever existed. ( No that's not right )

You know what i mean but hey? 

( YOUR* RELIGIOUS GROUP IS THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP )      √ 

CORRECT.  

Ok before i open up, I'll try A few simple straight forward questions.  ( give it a guess )

Any ideas on what a religion/ religious group that come before yours was, is? ( sum it up )

:

: 

So No religion, nor religious group before yours has had anything "godly"  guiding it.?

God hasn't said anything yet has he? 

Could you maybe give me a approximate century or better when your religious group Started ?

What? and most importantly when did God first interact with the humans. ( if it was Adam and Eve) When was the second time God interacted with the humans? 

I've So many more questions.

12, 7, 40,  _, _, _, _,.

What is god?  God is a concept. ( is that the right word ) i don't or i am unable myself to believe in a religious group. 

God were explanations. That works. 

Hey but Zed. 

Zed

I'm more of A , the People's that invented religions and religious groups did so with one thing in mind   * STRICT FOR PROFIT *  and even more so today.

Hey but zed?

Hey zed? 

Do me a favor pal.?

Have a great weekend.

Good game.

Why stop boiling it down to. ( i don't think there is any evidence for any particular God ) 

Of course there isn't.

Now we need to asks the theistic / Christians from any religion and religious group. 

ARE YOU IN THE CORRECT RELIGIOUS GROUP?

You then start looking at the numbers and it hits you powwwwww, right in the kisser.

Them theistic lot are All in their correct religious group. 

Billions of them ALLLLLLLLLL CORRECT . 

So that goes back on the burner. 

And it appears that there is proof of a specific God.

As They all picked one and it happened to be the correct one. 

now Boiling it once more now and cooling  it becomes," AS CLEAR AS DAY " .

IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR. 

(  CHRISTIANS ARE GREAT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKERS FULL STOP  )  

Why isn't this acknowledged?