Deb-8-a-bull

I'll give ya $22 bux for your soul Z?

In writing yes under this line you hear by give one deb 8 full outright ownership of one ( Zedvictor)

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I've a few topics i would like to discuss with you .

First topic i would like to adress  ....  Your viewable decline of God.

Your  nonchalantness. Less ness so to speak.

Also Your periods of not posting have changed. ( maybe something is wrong ) maybe you are unhappy at home.  Dunno. 

But what i want you to know pal is. 

I'm here for ya. 

Etenl?

I'm here for ya. 

' stands with arms open ' 

Come on , bring it in . 

Eternal.

mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I said i had a few topics. I dont. 

Good day sir. 

 

TAKING NOTE.

Screenshot collected.

Etrnl. Buddy , pal.

You dont believe the things you just said in that post do ya?

You dont .

Send f4 a msg back saying the earth couldn't more then 10,000 years old.

It ain't millions of years old. 

See stuff like this et, has you tinkering on the Heaven acsess granted..Heaven acsess denied tightrope.  

 

Yeah, no i get it. 

But the link between believing in God and being in a religious group is to me not so clear.

What have they got to do with one another?. 

Unless God itself told you to join a religious group. 

Religious groups have painted god real real thick like.

It's not about people who believe in God . 

It's about people who believe and or are in a religious group.

 

 

This word ' Incel ' does not at all describe onesself butttttttttttt, you could sure use it to describe 75% of your mates but right ?

Ok 50% of Ones mates are incelish right? 

Actually a persons age is required before branding one a Incel.

Plus the persons privilege scale meter. More privy more incelie.  ling

A INCELOMETER would measures / scale ones incel levels i think.

You've some percentage of incel in ya right?

Ok 

Good day.

Sleepover?

Typical Christians , look at em.

They are like a gang hey?. 

If there was a line up of lile a thousand Christians and a atheist , the atheist is going under the bus. 

They would have no problems singing together. 

Anything that might of  showed a hint of evolution in 6000 years was surly blown when God did the Flood thing. 

All the animals having to start from one pair again puts a big dent in the process of evolution.

  

All the Animals have inhabited the earth for some Tuesday 6000 years ago. 

Sharks have been here as long as we have and donkeys, giraffe, and the cod. 

All inhabitants of earth for some 6000 years now.

They are still working on the "what was before the big bang" , and the ones that do are more then happy to take in any ummmmm hypothesis any frigging ideas  and put em to the test , And this is on top of the fact that we a pretty sure you cant find what was before BB. 

Buttttttttttttttt, its a step in the right direction.

The question were did god come from? You lot have settled with a Samuel 16 : 22, or a johnny 7 : 16 , and a handful of exodusus. 

HI 5 guys. 

Good game.

Good game. 

Nice. 

( IT'S LOCKED IN. ) 

ALL CHRISTIANS ARE THEISTS. 

God's may differ is all. 

So Christians are theists right?

Rubble, Rubble, Rubble.

Ok Theistic evo. ( as far as i know, it goes a little something like this. )

TELEVISION SETS.  

Back in the day , long long ago , lived.

Small Black and white TV's 

Turned into

Small fat backed color TV's 

Thus turned into.

Big fatbacked trinatron's with the Dalby. ( with a surround sound growth ) 

Turned into.

A average sized Flat screen.

Into Big Flat screens.

They then slowly become boarderless and some started to curve.

10k boarderless curved. 

To today,  100k any size, anywhere.

Theistic evolution.

Which God ?

aàaaaaaaaaaa ,  heel and toe , heel and toe.

slide , slide , slide, slide 

Swing steven round and round, back to middle. 

Ethang ? They don't call Disco for nothing.

And , clap , clap clap.

But you are in front here. 

Unless Stephen is currently running some test on accenting.

And he comes back with a average accention time.

You've ummmmm,  got him on that one. 

And if Stephen cant find out where the women live. 

Then time of the first party to the second. 

You are asking to much.

I don't know the answers to these questions myself. So not being bias, and hearing this from you two. 

Learning about it from you two.

From a layman's pov

If you are both reading the same thing 

It " Looks " like wellll.

It looks like one of them old fashion contradictions. A contradiction.

Well that is what i am observing. 

You got God creating a universe and all that is pretty intelligently like. I'll give you that.

But allllllllllll the intelligence goes out the window when god gets blokes to wriite some shlt down for him.   

Ok So This is how your bible was made.

In a real loud voice God Goes  ' Brendan ' 

' hey Brendan ' 

Brendan goes,  ( hey is someone looking for me , is that you god? )

God goes, ' Yes Brendan this is God ' 

Brendan is like ( Hi GOD i love you what can i do for you.) 

God goes. ' Can you write Brendan ' 

Brendan goes ( unfortunately,  No sorry God. ) 

God goes ' ok be kind to one another ' 

In a real load voice god goes ' Eric '

Same as above happens , eric can't do the writing thing either. 

He gets to Frank , Frank says he can write. 

God says write this down for me frank.  Frank goes ok  (  mattew 28 : 8  and so on. In a oddly worded way that we find it today. ) 

 

Still in ' pre-pounce position '

I'm talking next level better.  

See the atheists don't meet up and sing songs togegher.  They just don't.

As a 39 year old single Male , there is nothing I'd like more then to sing songs with random people, family's, and couples from around my neighborhood. 

Ok so ummm.

Well what i am trying to say is , You guys can't out wit em , you know what i mean? 

There is no outsmarting em.

But who said it's all about being the smartest?

Surely being of fine quality in the group singing department has it's weight. 

 

Anyway I'm just tipping me hat to the Christians.

'To the Christians'

You guys are GREAT GROUP SINGERS FULL STOP

P.S  challenge them to a GROUP SINGING COMPETITION.

Good game.

Good game.

Just, 

CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jesus fuking lovesssssssssssssss cash.

Bring CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

So you're in the market for a Spiritual Father ?

Yeah nice , nice . 

Let's get you started hey? 

STEP  1.     ⊙  NARROWING DOWN THE SEARCH  ⊙  

( in this part DUDZ , we are going to find out what YOU are really looking for in a spirit daddy.

I'll talk you through it.  Lets do it.

Age  (  like 40 to 60 years old     )     

Age?  ( _______________________________ ) 

How many years of spirit fathering thus far.  ( ___________________ ) 

A Spiritual father to how many spiritual children ( ___________________ )   

Spirit kids max ( _________________ ) 

Oh crap, i have to go take me mate to the shop's. 

Sorry man , We can continue this later hey?

We'll get ya a daddy dudz,  dont you worry...

I had you down as a Catholic. 

Let me just fix that. 

Sup Dud.  87% Orthodox. 9% Catholic , 4% Miscellaneous.

Why not hey?  I like it.

Good game. 

Oh boy i feel dumb .

I meant ( Anglo-nubians ) 

When you say,   " Real Christians "  you mean ( Anglo-nubians ) right ?

I can't believe i said a 7th dayer. Sorry about that.

    

Make sure you guys don't accidentally rattle of what type of Christian you are. 

I ain't never heard of no God reveling himself to anyone outside of a jail.

But go on.

No I can't.

I also collect stamps.

Correct.

I said 89% before thang. 

I rattled this number of quickly before checking me data. 

It's 84%. 

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IN GOD 84%.

You are soooooooooo LUCKY thang. 

If God didn't get them guy's to do a book for him so he could leave it behind for you.

If God never did that, you'd know nothing. 

So on this fact , i can't help but feel , if i was some type of theist , I'd still be blown away about this. 

And all i would talk about is how good god is for doing this book for us.

Gods do a book FULL STOP 

It's amazing , but you seem to be like , yeah whatever. 

If i believed in God , my post would read .

THEY THINK THE UNIVERSE IS OVER 100,000 YEARS OLD. 

And if someone says it is , id tell em to get stuffed and laugh at them. 

You can't believe in God 89% .  

Can not....

Thus...  HALF ARSED THEISTS.  The lot of ya.

Good game. 

Good game.

But surely Mary must of seen God right?

Was Jesus God or son of God 4000 years ago.

But.

But.

There ain't No God of Nazareth. 

No but , The word,  the  name Jesus appears some 900 or so times in the new test. In your fave King james Vers. 

If i change the word Jesus to God, will it like,  read the same way. ( to a person that has or hasn't read the bible yet. ) 

If YES.  Jesus is in fact "God"

If NO. You post topic should of read.  Jesus is God.   here and here. and kind of here but jesus is not god there , there , there anddddddd there. 

And I'm not 100% sure about these few.

My Questions. 

Can i replace the word Jesus with God ?

I surely can't replace the word God with Jesus can i ? 

Was Jesus God 3000 years ago? 

Bammmmmmmmmmmm. 

See That's a point to you right there josh. 

Answering questions with straight foward answers and showing said scripture that says so . 

I can't combat that. 

Nice post man. 

Good game.

Good game.

 

Hey Didn't Jesus die?

So for them two or three days before he raised again, was God just, 

The father and The holy spirit ?

Hey didn't Jesus have a human Mom ?

Hey hi josh. See what i am trying to do is.  

Make a version of the bible that cuts out all this scripture business. 

Like in your religious group josh.  This scripture means this and that scripture means that right?

Sooooo we could like scrub out the scriptures and simply put the meaning there. 

Call it the Christian bible according to ( insert religious group ) 

orthodox are you josh?

Do You know what i mean? 

Would that work?

I'd now like us all to take 7 seconds, to have a little think about the brilliance of this bloke who said.

' Hey.

He said. ' hey what we should do is, write it in scripture '  

7

And a 6 

And a 5

4 

And a 3

2

And 1

Ok..................

Brilliant isn't it? 

Having God speak scripture to YOU and you like only you know how,  decipher it the quirky awsome way you do. 

AWESOME

Also Remember,  every Christian on this site is in the TOP 100 OF ALLLLLLLL TIME at scripture translating.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A  " AVERAGE SCRIPTURE TRANSLATOR " 

There is so many versions of the bible, you'd think they would have a ( TELL IT HOW IT IS ) type version. 

But no.

 

Arrrrrrr SCRIPTURE , YOU WOULD HAVE YA GOD SPEAK ANYTHING BUT. 

So should i go through my bible and replace the word ( Jesus )  with the word ( God )?

Are you asking .....   Did anyone at all see Jesus?

I say No. 

And then i visit a past loved ones Graves, and.

Well.

Don't tell anyone this boss but.   

I talk to grave stones and plaques.  

Yep I do. 

I leave the cemetery and turn a couple of corners and it dawns on me what i just did.

I have also twice tried to NOT talk at a grave, but have failed.

So it's, of course i don't believe in the afterlife, outside of a cemetery that is. 

Shlt I'm just going to stop now. 

Good day. 

So ummm , thats a big yes no.

Hey wasn't Jesus the king of jews?

Wasn't jesus the son of god?

Ok so lets switch on the old bias equalizer once again.

Now According to the Jesus,   

YES Jesus did exist, buttttttttttt unfortunately he died , moving on. 

Paul 1 : 20

And so it was,  God did maketh the man in his black African image some 175,000 years ago.

Showing no bias.

We could probably all agree with that. 

And he did this some 200,000 to 6000 years ago.  

Can we say 100,000 years ago ?

Well yes . 

God could in fact make a man from clay. I will except this claim. 

However God had NO POSSIBLE way of knowing that clay needS to be fired. 

Not even God himself can skip the long drawn-out process of firing. 

firing a man size lump of clay,

back in the day.

Your looking at over 6 days.   

What i think that  has happened here is overtime the translation for this has got blurrd. 

 Andddd If i know the Christian flavored Gods like i think i do. 

It would of went something like this.

God made adam from HIS rib.

And adam then plssed in the dirt and made eve from the wee wee mud.

Committee. 

Wow, Funny looking word that one hey? 

Look at it......

Hey thang, before you asked, ' Why religious groups and not religion? 

Can you Imagine someone picking a religion?. 

Why Picking a religion Is the same thing as you walking up to a table full of alllllll the holy books and picking  one of them up and stating .  THIS IS THE BOOK GOD DID.

Thang?  Let's test it. 

If you Tell me what holy book one claims is the correct one. ( make it up ) 

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT RELIGION THEY ARE.    

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keep in mind,  EVERYONE ON THIS SITE* PICKED A RELIGION WITH A mighty ( " MAKE-A-BOOK " GOD. )

Orrrrrrrrrrr

Did You simply get lucky.

Lucky that the religion you choose to be in just so happens to have one of them make a book gods at the helm.

thang. You don't pick a religion, then a religious group.

You choose what book you want your god to speak. And the rest follows.

Imagine someone picking.

The Christian religion and the sunni Muslim religious group.  

Doh!

* excludes, janesix.

Committee.

Now this post You might not be able to understand, but give it a go thang.

Answer me this.

WHAT COME FIRST?  ( for you.)  

( A ). Believing in God 

Orrrrrrrrrr

( B ). Joining a religious group.

 

Call it Abrahamic if you want. 

But You can see why the creator of the group called the Christians made a link with the Jews. And Muslims with Christians same same. 

Smart move.