Deb-8-a-bull

When you guys say the church should do this, and the church should do that, it feels like you are talking about a talking building.  

Instead of Mr Harry Hogan, John smith and Paul Davies, itssssssssssss, 

The Church.

The OP makes it like sitting in a chair talking to a wall. 

The Church. 

It was, The Church.

The Church says ?

Yeah but  I'd say the church says.

There is a out there. 

It's up there with you guys saying your a Christian. 

Just a Christian and no more info.  

Christian.

But again you can see the out it supplies. 

(  He was a CHRISTIAN and THE CHURCH said it. )   OUTZZZ.

Good game.

Good game. 

I've noticed that you orthodox seem to have changed alot of things.

You got trinity god. 

You do christmas on the 7th.

You know what i mean? 

Oh and circumcision day.  i am going to ( TAKE  NOTE ) on this.  And add it to the , " Being made in Gods image " thing.

And The fasting and feasting you guys do. Well that is straight common sense right there.

Why you ask.

Why?

Because God loves it when you guys do the " don't eat things " for him.  

And the eat lots of things for him. 

Look When will this story of God start to ummmmmm, gain some normalcy, normality.

A normal thing followed by a normal thing.  

 

Ok one question moe moe.  

Can you enter heaven with a foreskin ? 

Imagine choosing a religion then finding out what the true book that god did is. 

If this Jesus bloke did die on a cross , the only thing WE ALL gain from this is , Hot cross buns. 

Getting crucified for hot cross buns is pretty cool. 

Soooooooo , Thanks Jesus.  

I pick the cross of them first just to be safe. 

A Church is a building FULL STOP

Happy year boss. 

There has to be a good time, a perfect age to go to heaven.  

Male prostitutes

What about gigolos ?

I plan on joining alllllll the religious groups in the last few breaths. If I am aware

What have i got to say to be a orthodox catholic.  

I am thinking. ( Jesus i except you as my savior. )  That covers allllllllll the Christian groups, well a majority of em. 

I practice joining religious groups real real quick like. 

I can join all the major ones in under 5 seconds.  ( except Jewish, i can't be Jewish, )  it's a penis thing. 

Why i am going to join the orthodox lot /  Mopacs gang,  right here right now. 

Why you ask ????

Because i to like to live life dangerously. 

Sooooooo mopac

Hey Moe Moe?

Give me the line i need to be one of your lot. 

I am thinking it's like. 

I ammmmmm , 

Orthodox Orthodox Orthodox ra ra ra.

Whilst....

' left hand clockwise belly rubs '

' right hand patting head '

Something like that. 

ATTENTION°•○▪°•○▪ ATTENTION°•○▪°•○▪ATTENTION.

Watch me become a orthodox catholic before your very eyes..

Good game.

Good game.

Yeah but.

No but.

I can't argue with that post. 

It doesn't answer my questions, 

But.

Well played.

Oh and this day of reserrction. 

Do you think this will occur in your lifetime.

So people should be punished for being lied to and believing a wrong " god " ?

Do you think God is straightforward enough for this.?

You know what i mean. 

Is it obvious to alll that your God and Church is the one true correct one?

Whatever the difference, one thing is for certain, and thats, 

God needs you guys to meet up at a building down the road.  

Picture it.

Is Jesus God?

Does this ultimate reality state anything about this. 

Is Jesus the ultimate reality?

God either exists or doesn't exist FULL STOP 

It's only common sense a God doesn't exist. 

Christianity wanted Christmas real real bad like hey? 

What i found funny was these orthodox Christians, and how they celebrate on the 7th af January.

( i take note ) 

It seems that God doesn't want us fussing over Christmas. 

He is like. Yeah havd fun, but just remember , I AM THE MAN. 

Spend your time over Christmas thinking about MEEEEEEEE.  

Oh and don't go decorate no Christmas trees.

One more thing about Christmas and Christianity. 

Christmas carols taught me everything i know about the Jesus.  

Merry Christmas Reece.

Good game.

Just say it guys.

Stephen is a bad scripture translator.  He can take it. 

Imagine judging a scripture deciphering competition. 

I believe approximately, 1.8 billion Christians, are currently in the TOP 100 of best ever scripture translators that has ever been. 

With 1 billion in the TOP 10.

 

Imagine a Christian saying , ' i am not very good at translating scriptures'.

I repeat.

Imagine a Christian saying,   I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT TRANSLATING SCRIPTURE.

Good game.

Good game.

So It's Gods birthday tomorrow ?

 

If Jesus is God 

Anddddddddddd

If you celebrate this on the 7th or 6th of January. 

( I'm looking at the orthodox )  it is certain that the orthodox weren't no original Christians.  They would of been like the 20th or so splinter, i mean of shoot , i mean exactly the same but only different.

God makes Adam and Eve.

God makes blood type A,  B,  AB, and O. 

Fine tuned.

God makes meteorites and dinosaurs. 

Fine tuned.

You have to first picture god making meteorites. 

Then holding it above his head and letting it go.  

Then he quickly grabs it again, counts too four.

One.

And a two.

And three and a four. 

Then he releases it again.  

Fine tuning. 

 

Hang on.

You could be right here doc. Let's check this.

OK Distance from the Sun?  Yes this is correct. 

Earths gravity?  Spot on there to. 

Nice

Nice.

Sun color,  correct. Wow thats three from three thus far.

looking good. 

Ok sun size, sun size in relation to the moon, WTF. The sun is 400 times bigger. 

I'll find something . 

And with our perfect mix of carbon and oxygen.  CHECK. 

Oh.  Hang on. STOP THE PRESS. 

It was looking promising, but Here is where it goes wrong. 

( IT'S ONLY COMMON SENSE THAT A GOD DOESN'T EXIST ) 

So ummmmm,  ' Kicks dirt ' 

Yeah, 

But other then that, it's totally fine tuned... 

Good game.

Good game.

Whatever the church down the road is. 

Orrrrrrrr

Whatever church your parents picked you.

Hey Alec?

I am a little slow, so i am still looking for the link between, ( believing in a God ) and ( joining a religious group because of it.  Or if it happens the other way around. 

Also Alec?

I suspect every theist on this site is in the correct religious group. 

THIS MUST BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT. 

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

You say you think every Christian should be a independent Christian. 

I am with you on that.  However it couldn't happen hey?

I think Alec,  i believe there would be close to 5 billion non secular god believers as we speak .

Thats a few hundred million atheists and alll the smart people that believe in god. Allllllllllll non sec god believers. 

There i said it. 

I am going to have a think about it. And I'll engage in a serious talk about it. 

But nice post topic man , i like it.

The first question has to be.  

How did they become a " Christian " ?

Then the answer to this is.

They simply guessed / choose / wanted what holy book they reckon god was responsible for. 

  

You keep going from God to Jesus then back to God.  ( just to let you know. )

Hey Thang?

I hear what you are saying the scriptures mean , it's just.

Well

Well i can't help but feel that ummmmm,

if we had a more qualified,  a more betterer scripture translator. 

( Nothing against you Thang )  you are a pretty decent scripture translator. Top one billion for sure.

But  some what of a scholar of sorts.

If we had a Gun ( that means awesome. 

If we had like  A AWESOME BIBLICAL SCHOLAR translator type dude, we can simply ask what does this Scripture mean ? 

And what does this mean? 

And THE MAGICAL BIBLICAL SCHOLAR can be like ,  well this means eat ya vegetables.

And this means that

END OF STORY FULL STOP

Maybe would should all chip in some cash and buy one of them BIBLICAL SCHOLAR. 

We will Have him tgen sit on the site for one hour each day to answer our and Stephens queries. 

What do ya reckon thang ? 

Good game.

Nay.

Do you think a horse knows it is in a race ?

Do you think a horse knows if it won a race ?

Hey hi Stephen.

This is one of my fave scriptures.  I wouldn't a clue what it means.

I can twist it into  ( Don't tease people ) .  

Hey Stephen?

Remember the first time you were told / heard about ( The boy who cried wolf. ) 

It taught you something hey? 

So just have a little think about that. 

And one more thing, 

Stephen. Can you make a post topic about. Asking them if they can  ( Decorate Christmas trees )  and add the Jeremiah 10: 1-5 and the other Jeremiah one. 

Can you do that for me Stephen?

Yes or no will be fine. 

You know i cant word things proper like.

Good day. 

 

Disgusted :   The voice of common sense. 

+1

For Telling it like it is. 

Fight, Fight, Fight.

Well How i get the money to the Jesus isn't really that straight forward. 

I thought if i had it under me pillow for a day or two he would some how get it.  

I've stolen church donations and property from Jesus twice, well especially once and like that was easy enough. But giving Jesus cash is a different story. 

I'm thinking a dish still gets passed around at churches.

Does it thang?

NO?

Maybe this dish might have a pay wave thingy so you can use a credit card. 

Hey thang?

Thang?

When i sometimes flick a buck or two at the shopping centers to like the salvao's or disabilities and stuff, i want like everyone in the whole mall watching me do it.

I do it slow.  EVERYBODY FOCUS ON ME......

FOCUS ON ME. 

Hey what if i can send the cash to you big fella? I got plenty of ways too.

Would you then pass it on to the Jesus for me ?

You'd help me out right. 

Pay pal you a Tenner $10

Tell him its from me.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ CASH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Good game. 

Good game.

 

You got me. 

Hey don't tell anybody squid but ummmmmmm, i spent it.

I left it under my pillow for like a week. 

I will find a way to get $10 to him some how but. 

Jehovah witnesses are Christians.

It makes me want to start building a church exclusively for Rich old people tomorrow.  

Tell me the main Church you attend wasn't built /owned  by a bloke who sold everything to build it and you win. 

Go.

Who owns your Church. 

The story goes......  The bloke who built your church was visited by god one night and told to sell all of his possessions and build the church you attend. 

Long story but true story short. 

The old bloke from across the road died and left the church $750,000 and $180,000 to each of his two 60 plus year old kids. ( close family ) 

It makes me think about the job positions available in a church.

Like ummmm. 

A Will chaser.

A infomation getter.  ( medical reports ) 

A VIP / rich member bringer inner.   

I just cant help but feel that a Church is NOT AT ALL INTERESTED in peoples moneys. 

Its rather immoral.

Ok I'll just say it. 

I believe the "church" got into my old mates head.  ( The Will Securerer ) got him so to speak. In his last year with some terminal cancer he had set in it was alllllll about Church for him.  

This time he spent with the church did seem to make him happy soooooooooo,  i have allocated and awarded  One GOLD STAR to the church here. 

But yeah , i reckon he was persuaded to make the church a major beneficiary in his will. 

So a question.

Do you think a church ( a small one down the road ) would  do something like this ?

 

Cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

It seem that mere ( man made laws )  have curved the way God is interpreted. 

God use to have Christians going from door to door killing other types of Christians. 

The same god, but these days, he must not ask this. 

It's only illegal if you get caught.

When is a soul fully grown ? 

Once you find where these Aborted souls are stored it is only what  A, B, C, D  two,  Two more soul storage spots to the elusive Dino souls.

Good game.  

Im going to read a little about these Hare krishnas. 

I'm thinking i might find the answer here. 

Back in 30 mins with a answer for this.

What is spirituality?   Dunno. Or a word to describe a feeling.  Nooooo.  I don't know.

PASS... 

Debate tonight :   Are Christians allowed to decorate Christmas trees.

If messiah means king.   ' The anointed one ' 

No But Yes jesus is the messiah according toooooooo.

That group and That group.anddddd that one and them.

Not them three .

To that one he is,

Oh and them. 

Anddddddd I'm not to sure if he is messiah to them guys. 

His a God to them lot.

A prophet to the other group. 

Them ones,  ummm,  no.  ( i am not sure )

And Not them either.

These guys yes.

And Those guys don't even think he is real. 

Them lot think he might of been a person but he wasn't magical. 

But One thing is for certain.  It is very unclear. 

I do however see that we humans have gained something  from jesus dying on the cross. 

That being ......( HOT CROSS BUNS )  

I mean,  ( We don't NOT have hot cross buns )  so Jesus must of been real. 

Ok Should i be Pro or should i be  Con 

The question :  Is Jesus the Jewish messiah ?  

My Answer :  No buttttttt Yes. I dunno.  

Look I'm going to have to sit this one out.

PASS.

+ 1.

Nice man. 

O no, I'm joining all your religious groups in my last moments. 

I've even been practicing joining multiple religions / groups real real quick like. 

Your god for example exterml. If i except Jesus to my lord and savior a minute or two before death, I'm good to go hey. 

There is NO reality in spirituality, it is impure imagination.

This is why we have dis gus and ted on the big bucks.  

Nice.

Post #76.  Taking note.

SCREEN SHOT 

saved. 

ENCOUNTERS WITH SPIRITUAL BEINGS.