Deb-8-a-bull

I'm working on a insult.

Getting Christians to say that non Christians dead parents are currently burning in hell. 

Christians will all agree. 

I find this offensive.

For a small fee $1.99*  i can tell you what your true correct religion really is. 

Remember : If you ever see God ,  just keep saying real quickly over and over to him.  (  ' WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP SHOULD I BE IN. ' )  

* price subject to change....

Would you know it ?  If you were in the wrong religious group. 

With not one theist on this site in the ( INCORRECT ) religious group.  

The numbers show us thatttttt. 

People that believe in Gods are the ones that join religious groups  andddddddd thet are ( FREAKISHLY BRILLIANT ) religious group pickers.

Ask em....

Vacillating.

Boommmmmmmmmmm.

Good game. 

Charity is like giving and helping people out hey? 

Is That what you mean moe moe.  

I've a sneaking feeling. Is that the phrase?

I have a arrrrrrrrrr hunch.

No. 

I reckon,

i reckon that god hasn't got a count on the stuff we do. 

So I'm just going to straight up lie. 

PIGGY POWDER 5000.  If i made a highly concentrated um ,  pig powder. 

And thats .

( One teaspoon : contains no less then 4000 different piggies ) guaranteed* )

If i was to like,  ( for example )  feed a Jewish bloke just one teaspoon of my extra special.《PIGGY POWDER 5000》 pat pen..

Just one teaspoon, They would have to do everything according to god spot on for the rest of their lives and then they would still be pushing it to get into heaven. 

Two teaspoons of my PP5. And we all know , you can kiss heaven good bye FULL STOP 

Ain't not one person in heaven has ever ever eaten that many piggies. 

Oh thats two teaspoons from two bottles. 

Please note:  if a jew or a Muslim say that Shlt they say three times to cleanse said food . 

PP5000 becomes void. It doesn't work.

I am currently testing some , say stuff three times BLOCKERS.

Good game.

Good game. 

You guys are looking to much into this.

I mean ,,  It's only common sense you don't go to heaven if you've eaten to much pork.  

( EVERYONE thinks )

When ya die there will be a bloke with a list FULL STOP

And yeah,  on that list.

# 314 .. Overall Pork consumption..... 

People that Beliving in a God thing ummmmmmmmmmm, seem join one of these religious groups because of it. 

Common sense right?

If You believe in god ,,,,,,  YOU JOIN A RELIGIOUS GROUP

No But as a atheist, yeah.  Religion causes me delusions.

Or 

Or

Religion doesn't cause delusions. Religion(s) do. 

Religion started causing delusion the very day a SECOND religious group ran similar. ( similtaneis.) How do you spell that word? 

Or

Religion does not cause delusion if you are in the correct one. ( if there is one.) 

Oh crap 

Hey Sal?

Look I'm going to need another hour on this question before i go locking in my answer..

Cool?

Cool

Good day.

Cross Threading.

Sooooooooooo it's a contradiction?  

It is almost like the Bible was written without today in mind. 

Or without the year 3726 in mind. 

And mere human laws seem to be over rule gods.

I've been leed to believe that,,,,, God reveals himself to people in prisons. 

Well his be known to do this. 

What does god do for fun ?   JAILHOUSE REVEALS......

Fun? FUN.

 

Nice answers. 

Ok back to the post .    What does god do for fun?

I bet God loves listening to you guys sing at him.  

Hey if God wanted us all to go to church, why are they so small? 

So i just finished scribbling the word / name ' Jesus ' out of the bible , and replacing it with God.   

Correct?

I highly doubt that this God bloke can see through like a blanket. 

Like a nice thick blanket with a sheet also. 

He couldn't could he ?  

No way could he. 

100%. 

The Ye Old testament type. 

Half jew Half Christian = 100% Christian right?  

He is Exactly like every other Christian but only different. 

Can anyone guess who else was a jew Christian?  Correct ,  AMEN....

 

But ummmm this is price " Christians " pay for calling themselves justtttttt christian.

I AM A CHRISTIAN FULL STOP

Because of this,

MORMONS ARE CHRISTIANS,   

JEHOVAH WITNESSES yep you guessed it.  

CHRISTIANS.

If someone calls / says that they are a Christian and nothing else. I get to decide what type they are. 

Actually it could be a good game. 

What type of Christian are ya. You ask questions like,  Do you do the trinity god nonsense?

Or 

Or 

Do you think the pope is the closest to god?

Confession boths?

Do you get born again? 

No but There is only like four maybe five max types of Christians on this site. 

Three?

No four. 

 

Brother D is a Christian.  Maybe he cant spot a metaphor. Maybe his a far superior scripture translatoror.

Do you believe in witchcraft don't you ?

Could you change the word ( thinks ) to knows? 

Has it got to do with?

Team ( HOLY GUYS ) thats,  THE GREAT LORD,  MOSES The Human God and the ever so Priestley Prophet A, Ron.  These guys do the turn staffs into snakes trick ummmm, ' Miraculously '

And.

Team (☆ Abra▪Kadabra ☆)  a Few wise guys , six or so Sorcerers, and some Magyptians.

They turn staff into snake via a sleight of hand and a puff of smoke.  ' Magically '

The nag

What else do you guys believe in so much that you can't prove? 

Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You deserved it you little shlt.

Job died in his early 200s , so something was responsible for his early death. 

Hey Not being able to read may erase some moral responsibility. ( release )

Like that thought experiment that has you in a burning room with like a 1000 embryos in one corner and a like a10 year old kid in the other.  Something like this.

.

If you all of a sudden find youself in this situation,  you have a BIG BIG moral decision to make. 

If it is me in this situation , i dont need to make a decisions at alll. I would grab the kid. 

I know ( Embryos ) makes things  like fotball jerseys and shlt.  

Its a no brainer.

Hang on Actually i don't think it is immoral to not grab one or the other due to like fear facror and crao. 

This is a bad example but, 

 

Something that can be clearly moral or non moral to a English man  may not be " judged " as  moral or immoral to a Chinese man. 

Ha

I dont know.

Ok I'll stop now. 

I also collect stamp.

I can't spell is all. 

Like the word pearent parent. I got it on the second go then. 

Hey Sorry about this Cube. 

I'm thinking about going all out and spending $3.99 to get me one of them state of the art spell check grammar checker APP.   

Again cube. I'm sorry. 

Good day.

As a member of Five religious groups spanning across the three major holy books i Deb have reached a level of moralness. 

A level of moral. 

What i am trying to say is , you mere one religions moralers and no where near my level of morelness. ness.

I AM REALLY HEAPS MORE MORAL then you guys are, so ummmmmm. 

Yeah. 

 

ANY QUESTIONS? 

Ok his a mind game for you. .

Before going to bed tonight, denounce your religion. 

Waking up with not a single moral is a rush. 

You then have to start learning things again like Not Eating Kids and stuff. 

Morals.

Schmorals.

Borals. 

I did go to far there. 

Sorry thang. 

Thang?

' opens arms ' bring it in.

Yeah , mmmmmmm.

I hope you die in a Waterfall. 

Thats why i don't eat sun dried tomatoes.

I hope you die in a grease fire.

Oh did i just type that out loud?

WHOAAAAAAAA.

I was so close then to accidentally tapping ya link. 

Actually i think i pressed it but i was able to kill it real quick like. 

Pull ya head in. This ain't no cattle train.  

I like to discribe these moral things you guys are talking about like this. 

Ok  so i am 38 years old 3 months and 8 days old.

My morals are.  I mean. These things called morals come from Me living for 38 years 3 months and 8 days " WITH ABSOLUTELY NO RULES "  

Any ideas big fella on what age is best to start the indoctrination of kids process?

Hold the phone. 

The post says. When Christian Children don't obey their parents.

Christian Children.

Are we to assume that a Christian Mommy and a Christian Daddy have babie Christians ?

Or or , Muslim dads and Muslim moms have little babie Muslims.

The sheer numbers of this occurrence / fact in itself should be something to be marveled at.  

How could a babie Muslim ever know that they are really a christian ?

I am going to far now hey Thang?

Baby Muslims and baby Christians. 

Hey remember that poor kid at school with the deeply religious parents. 

I wouldn't wish that shlt on No one. 

Good game.

Good game.

We have to reconcile using a consistence discript of exist because of the fact that. 

Having unlimited time to prove a God exists is pretty dam handy. 

It's um, it's unsportsmanlike to say the least.

This fact forces us , well it forces me to be Agnostic, ' cough ' ' cough '.

 

Its been 5000 years plus thus far, and our best proof we have for the existence of a God thing is the ( MOPAC ARGUMENT ) I mean , Come on. 

You can't somewhat collectively say a god exists and expect NEVERENDING INFINITE time to prove it.

It's presumptuous and rude. 

But yeah

I do get the fact that theists don't want to rush these things. 

So i am happy today to award a " time extention " of sorts.

A extention on time  to the theists to prove a God exists.   

Take another 5000. 

( AWARD 5000 years )  

If we could get the theists to sign a contract saying that they have 10,000 years more to prove God exists and then call it a day,  along with awarding Atheists THE WIN. 

I can then today become a Atheist. 

Until then, Play on.

 

God either. 

A.... ( exists ) 

Or

B.... ( Don't, doesn't exists )

FULL STOP

Just A orrrr B. 

Thats A....

Or B.

A

Or B.

The Large number of people that belive in God. 

The fact that more people believe in a god thing then don't.  

( ad popular or something ) isn't it . 

A fallacy yes.  but it has to be a argument. Well it must be taken into consideration.    

The ( God revealed himself to me. ) argument. 

The ( God appearing on things like toast and kit kats and shlt ) ummmm, argument. 

The sun is a God.

The sun exists. 

Thus God exists.

 

The day before ummmm, acknowledging these things called morals. 

You'd.

We'd,

Thats the people in walking distance to you. Maybe driving distance.   people that you can't see,  to ummmmmmm ,  act a so called certain way. 

Kinda like unwritten rules. 

Stuff it, i am just going to say it. 

You want everyone to act real real nice like, so you can utilize this and take advantage of it.

If you steal something, you get it for free FULL STOP

Morals, shmorals.

I have commited 27 immoral acts.

John has commited 8.

Sarah 12.

Tom 55. 

Rebecca has done 2 things not moral. Immoral.

Paul has seen me commit something that he and i would consider ( Not Moral ) on 3 occasions. 

Elizabeth has never seen me do anything she considers not moral. 

Trevor seen me do 8 morals acts things.  2 of which i disagree with. 

Look i don't know where i am going with this now. 

Maybe what i am trying to say is.

IT IS ONLY ILLEGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT. 

 

Are there somethings / acts that can be described as moral for a Male but immoral for a female?

Well the OP was.  HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS NONSENSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE?

So what he said was a simple test. 

He has shown to me and I'd say a few here EXACTLY how much nonsense one is supposed to take. 

Point proven. 

Take it back.

YA DOBBED ON. 

That's SOFT AS.....

It sounds like ........You can never guess what it is that they might make their God tell them next. 

But what percentage do you believe? 

Be it god or anything. 

Do you believe in god 73.7%

Surly one could not believe in god 100% .

They can't.  Well unless they have meet him.

Soooooooo yeah.  I'm going to go with what you said. 

Nice posts man. 

Well in God's Top 10 GREATEST LOVES.  Fun things god does is,  to name but a few

#7.  watching puffins at play. 

#5.  Jail house reveals. ( that's revealing himself to people in prisons.)

#8.  Playing " Natural disasters ". 

#3. Star gazing. ( with the sheer number of stars he made, they are obviously one of his great loves.) 

#9.  Watching hot women. 

Now he does not do it for fun, but gods greatest love is. 

#1. CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 

So maybe he like swims in it or something. 

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that this ummm, stuff you do at your church. Be it the praising / praying  worshipping stuff.

You could do at a book store or a furniture shop, maybe even at a train station. 

See It really is hard picturing a God wanting everyone meeting up at least once a week down at the clubhouse.

Ok this might be far fetched but moe moe.

Hey Mopac?

I reckon  you could ( probably )  worship your God the same in a mosque or at a ten pin bowling joint as much as your church.

Crazy right?

I'm just going to ask. 

Hey moe?

Can i still get into heaven with only attending 10 max sunday services in 40 years.?

Be honest.

I can handle it. 

Actually, you  guys having "A talking church "  isn't that odd.