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The JW Christians might have something to say about that.

A Christian Animal Documentarie

Stupidity experiment

I believe that that you can only flavor so many wafers with a single body right?

So What i am trying to say is. 

I suspect the Christians have totally ran out of  ( BODY OF CHRIST FLAVORING )  wellllll over 100 years ago..

Thus , These wafers they have been handing  out now with a claim of ( BODY OF CHRIST )

Are not in fact ( BOC ) wafers . 

No. 

They are simply just ( Plain wafers.)  

So using this thing you guys said.  SCIENCE. we can find out just how many wafers a average 6ft male can flavor.

We cant expet them to be open and honest...

If he was any part responsible for disgusteds bann i will do it. 

Was he? 

I was going to say that.

Also i was deeply shocked with the comment and it brought back old memories.

I don't see why i have to put up with day after day of abuse from this thang5 character.

He belittles ( is that the word im looking for. ? )

Anyway i am feeling a little bit less sad and scared now soooooo. 

I'm just going to play on. 

THATS IT ... I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.... you are one crazy MF Etang.

You go running ya mouth at me when you know FULL WELL.

 YOU KNOW FULL WELL Ewangs, THAT I HAVE ( UNLIMITED PRAYERS ) 

Well 

I just fired two prayers your way big fella.  

Prayer tracker Id # 388215439.... ETA 03.47....

Prayer tracker Id # 388215440.... ETA 03.52....

Good luck with them.

Just so you know. 

Two prayers from  ( UNLIMITED PRAYERS ) leaves ( UNLIMITED PRAYERS ) minus two prayers . Leavs me with lots of prayer still to pray. 

Take your shot

 

Ok so ummmmm.  

First things first. 

We need to see if these kids are able to pray adequately enough and if they are all praying to the same God. 

And the only true way we can test this isssssssssssssss. 

( The Large Actionman figurine test ) 

In this test, the kids are shown a large ACTIONMAN OR WONDERWOMEN figurine with all the " privateparts " clearly colored in blue.  

The kids are then asked if anyone has ever touched these blue bits on action man on you ? 

Once the results for this are in we can move on. 

Hear-ye

Hear-ye

Go to ( settings ) 

Then ( writing styles ) 

Scroll down to and,  un click ( Scripture format ) 

Nun

The only way they are and can be compatible is through or because of ' Scripture '

Putting this scripture format writing in a Holy book.  

It's.

It's brilliant. 

Well played. 

Well then you still got God umming and arrrring

He'd be all like  Should i use the O -  

Or

Or should i go with the AB+

No B+

Stuff it AB-

Two people.

Four blood types.

Lent 

Your going to do that " don't eat certain things at certain times thing " hey? 

Yeah nice. 

Nice. 

Look I don't know a great deal about your God but one thing is for certain.

He lovesssssssssssssss it when he looks down upon us and sees you guys not eating. 

Loves it. 

Again, it's ummmm. 

Its common sense FULL STOP

Well there is one thing he enjoys more then you guys fasting. 

And its coming up.

Yes , Palm sunday.  

LOVES IT. FULL STOP

As a matter of fact.  It blew his mind the first time god seen masses of you guys with palm branches. 

Again, God looks down and sees you guys gathering for him. 

Ya doing the not eating thing for him.   

He lovessssss the bring a tree branch to church day . 

His practically spitting on his fingers , rubbing his nipples.  

Yeah its a big couple of months ahead for old God. 

It Looks like we are going to need build one of these monasteries joints To house him. 

Owning a monk is a lot of work. 

Google.   Low budget Monasteries. 

 

My friend doesn't like you .....

If and when mopac goes Monk. 

I am putting my hand up and  am willing and able to feed Moe Moe.

Tuesday dinner,

Friday breakfast.

Friday lunch. 

And every second Saturday lunch. 

So ummmm yeah, 

If we the religious forum posters rally around mopac , i reckon we could keep him. 

 

Please guys put your name down as a  volunteer " FEEDER " 

Select day and dinner breakfast or lunch. 

Good game. 

Good game.

I reckon i could be a monk for like three days.  

We will all be judged says you.  

I can't argue that.  

But I think of it this way Pacmo.   

if a person tortures and kills a bus full of kids. When he dies he will be at the same place / state as the kids he killed.  

 

Be it a Christian a Muslim,   a atheist  or a chicken.   

I " suspect " that the same thing happens to all of us upon death. 

Same Same.   

Well It's just a guess.   Crazy right? 

WHICH BRINGS ME TOOOOOOO  

Imagine the great viewing pleasure that would be. 

  ( FILMING CLOSEUP OF THEISTS REACTIONS WHEN UPON DEATH AND COMING TO THE REALIZATIONS THAT ALL AND EVERYTHING IN LIFE THAT THEY IN RELATION TO GOD AND RELIGION MENT ABSOLUTELY NUFFINK.

Like Not a thing.

OUCH HEY ?

We need to film that shlt. 

When i die i will stand around for days watching  ( THEISTS REACTIONS ) 

Did i just say that out loud. 

 

Lol ,  Who said SPLINTER ? 

I'd say we ALLLLLLLLLLLL lived for years believing in.   

The Blowing out of candles on ones birthday cake would grant the ( ONE WISH ) 

We also ALLLLLLLLLLL understood that the telling to  anyone what ya wished for would void said wish. 

We all believed this thennnnn,  we didn't.  

HANG ON A SECOND. 

You theists don't still believe in birthday candle wishing do ya ?

Guys?

You don't hey? 

Yes we have A Express prayer sender.  

We also have,  Pray today Pay tomorrow options.

 

 

No But seriously guys. Who are you trying to kid ?   

We alllllllll know that there is only ONE TRUE METHOD of testing ones prayers. 

Ladies and gentlemen i give to you the (  PRAYER TRACKER ) app.

And now the ( PRAYER TRACKER PRO ) app

For a one off small fee of A buck sixty-five. Thats ( $1.65* ) Thats less then a coffee. 

One can be 100% sure of his or hers  Prayers " VALIDITY " . 

And track its exact ( within one inch )  whereabouts, andddd ETA with optional delivery reports.

With our latest and greatest, PIN POINT PATENT PENDING PRAYER POSITIONING SOFTWARE now fully operational

Checking on ones prayers is but two clicks and a buck sixty-five away.*

Don't be left in the dark anymore.

Prayer strengthens ones soul. 

So Ya soulie thing can be mindful of God. ( well Duh )  

I mean. Of course it does right? 

Straight out Commonsense FULL STOP

No but Moe Moe. 

Hey Moe Moe. 

When does anything " surrounding " your  god and or your religion, 

kinda gather like ummmmmmm " NORMAL "      

You know what i mean Pac Moe ? 

When does something " normal " / easy to comprehend surrounding god happen, followed byyyyyyyyyyy,  Something normal surrounding god happen. ?

 

I like picturing a ill directed Muslim prayer being sent on a like a South.  southwestern  path. 

Or prayers that are just slightly off. 

Picture em.  

I prayer that Sal will start a topic about  ( DEMONIC POSSESSION )

I want to know all who believe in it . 

And whose church offers exorcisms. 

And a price check. And maybe signs you've been possessed........ 

Please pal. 

 Good day.

Prayer may in fact work.   

I anti-prayer  every Christians prayers years ago. 

And I just did a little prayer thing just then. 

I prayed for Ethang5 to answer posts with a simple,  Yes or NO. 

Posts like this one.    Watch this. 

Thats Yesss or Noooo.

SHAZAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

A well thought out " religious group " will come about soon* to combat alllllllllllllll religious groups and get things back on the norm. 

Like ummmmm, people from this group can say whatever they want as long as they are rubbing their belly clockwise. 

Or 

Or 

If a person from a religious group are to talk to a person from the well thought out religious group,  and are not hopping on one foot whilst talking to them then that is just downright disrespectful.  

Crap like this....

A million plus atheists will join this group in a afternoon and we'll all have to accept it. 

A REALLY WELL THOUGHT OUT RELIGION. 

Nice....

They'd be working on a coronavirus prayer as we speak.

 

Do Religious Female posters really exist ?

Trying to believe in this trinity sure does look painful. 

I highly doubt anyone can believe in God 83%

Ethang is like 63% believes in god

Mopacs at about 79%. 

Half Arsed Theists .   HAT

Good game.

Good game. 

 

Janethang65.

Evidence religion for religion may be invented. 

The other main religion. 

And The old salty sea dog,  L Ron Hubbard.

He himself may have had,  actual proff that a religion was invented.

No He didn't see it when it was a religion but hey. 

But you know.  

Tutton Carmon.

Where is God?

A 20 year prison sentence will greatly increase your chances of finding God.

  

I highly doubt God is this  " uncreated energy "  Moe Moe .   

For God is the ultimate reality. 

6000 years ago , God creates alllllllllllll the animals

4000 years after God created alllllllllllll the animals he drowns the lot.  apart from a pair of each. 

So ummmmmm , every animal today come from the animals on the ark some 2000 years ago. 

No that's not right is it ? 

Is it?

 

  

Or using your best David Attenborough. 

Lions,  Zebras and elephants have walked the great plains of Africa now for a Wednesday 6000 years ago. 

 

You have to picture god making ( one Adam ) and ( one Eve )

Then God filling Adam up with blood ( type A )  

And God filling Eve up with blood ( type B ) 

Then God just waiting around with two sachets of blood ( type AB ) and ( type O ) waiting for the next people to give it two. 

Love you.  ' Opens Arms '

Bring it in.........

Also can you start a post saying. ( I AM BECOMING A MONK ) So i can poke fun of you there?

I'm more important then a " male cow"  not a  " Female cow ".

I'm saving my ( BEING BORN AGAIN ) 

With that BRILLIANT sin Removing machine the Catholics have. The ( CONFESSION BOTH ) 

Raping a kid can be ummmmmmm,  well easily deleted. 

( i felt bad saying that, but I'll go on ) 

I think it's 3 visits to a con both, 100ml of holy water. And a half a dozen of them Crists body flavored wafers and yeah, your good to go. 

START AGAIN....

But the ULTIMATE SIn erator , the ultimate wipe out all the bad things you've done isssssss.

Being or getting  ( BORN AGAIN ), you can eat like 5 kids then get this ( ONE TIME ONLY ) 

( BORN AGAIN )  and yeah , even Stevens, 

START AGAIN....

Good game. 

Can burning bushes talk?

I read something in a book once that said that this god guy appeared to some dude as a flaming bush.

Yes you heard me. ( A FLAMING BUSH ) 

Well what i am trying to say is. If there is any truth to this.  

I myself have actually seen a flaming bush or two in my life. 

Soooooooooooo yeah , I've seen god. 

No.

No 

I no it isn't true. I forget what book it was.  God isn't or wasn't a flaming bush right? 

Guys? 

He wasn't a bush on fire hey? 

Good game.

Good game.

 

There are no rules. 

That post was not ment for you, sorry big fella. 

Ask the atheists about hypnotism. 

Did i just say that out loud?

I'd like to know a little more about these blokes that God got to write shlt down for him.

There Character.

 

Prison. 

I think we should start this search for God in jails / prisons.

I've been leed to believe that god goes around from jail to jail revealing himself to prisoners.   

I don't know.  it's just a hunch. 

Drops mic.

I'll find a way to word it . 

I will have the Christians, apart from you saying that people, the non-believers when they die go to hell and burn for eternity.

Then i will put in complaints stating that said person said that my dead mommy and daddy are currently being tortured real real BAD like.