Deb-8-a-bull

Correct.

That bible book thing you got. 

Its.

Well it's brilliant FULL STOP

I can picture God making that little sucker. 

Then putting it right ummmmm , there, yeah there. 

He never mentions stuff like this in that book he did for us.

So ummmmmmm,  thanks for that God. 

Another wacky God invention. Virus #65,730 .  ( ___________________ ) 

Just Living a test, Bay Bay.  

Hey have i thanked you for dobbing on me yet champ. 

No? 

Well thanks for that. 

You are without a doubt The most prolific religious forum dobber everrrrrrr. 

Hey tang.

Ethang?

I know the exact post i sent to you yesterday that hit and sunk your submarine and had you dobbing on a month old post i sent to you about dying in a grease fire.   

I sensed the POWWWWWWWWW i delivered in your well below par reply that had you Lol ing to yourself.  

Then it become clear When i received my warning. 

Your head has swelled twice its sized in a fortnight since getting a little praise.

Your posting has slipped with alllllll this pressure youve put on yourself.

And when you delivered that virgin birth post topic nonsense ,  it shined. 

I rarely cringe , and feal embarrassed for people. 

And well . 

Thats all i am going to say about this incedent. 

Sorry thang. 

Ethang? 

I'm sorry mate.  

Good game.

Good game. 

If i know Christianity like i think i do.

If it died out,  it would come back to life three days later.

You are being silly now ethang.  

I know full well you didn't make the 2000 year old book.

God did. 

God got guys to write stuff down for him from time to time,  then he got another bunch of guys to compile it into a book for him to leave for you.  

I am not stupid. 

Good game. 

Good game. 

Yeah but.

 

Who could ever possibly know what it is you might make your god tell you next?

I read the first four and a bit paragraphs.

Try beating that.

Thank you.

Thanks.

 Hey i too find it easier Picturing God making a hooved-hyena-whale for the ducks we have today  then trying to grasp the Toe. 

I feel the toe is incorrect.

Crap i said that out loud hey?   

hang on a sec .   I have to run a quick google

°•°•°•°•  GOOGLE SEARCH  °•°•°•°•°  《 Are atheists allowed to not believe in the TOE ' 》

....enter...

Arrrrr , see this right here is the beauty of being a atheist.

Guys. ?

Hey guys? 

It says right here.   ( Atheists are allowed to ' NOT ' believe in the theory of evo ) 

Nice hey?

And get this. 

Apparently me not believing in the TOE. ( WILL NOT. ) in any way shape or form  effect my afterlife accommodation. 

Good game. 

Good game.

I highly doubt this whole universe thing existed before i did.

 

Well first off. 

Is jesus god ?

If so. 

The sun is visible. 

That goes against a few things in the bible. 

But That's only if the sun did the whole make a book thing.   

In the bible , it says something along the lines of , The moon being a light source for the darkness. 

It's almost like God thought the Moon lit up. 

So like,  God the Sun didn't know he was responsible for the moon shinning / lighting up. 

Actually. 

That can be twisted to work in favor for God being the sun.

Sooooo, the sun may well be god, but i doubt it did a book.

It would of been more difficult to get people to believe the sun got guys to write shlt down for it then to get guys to compile it into a book so it can leave it for us. 

God could of been anything before a holy book. 

It find it hard to believe that God wants us all meeting up at a clubhouse down the road.

Oh and that he lovessssss it when we sing to him.

I don't know , maybe it's just me. 

With 1.8 billion christians currently in the

( ☆☆☆ TOP 1000 ☆☆☆ )  scripture translators of all time.  

You can see where things go wrong.   

She wang 5

I mean ethang5?

Hey ethang

Can you give me a simple YES or NO please mate on the question. 

Do you think you are currently in the, ☆☆☆ TOP 1000 ☆☆☆ at scripture deciphering / translating.

YES 

orrrrrrrrr

NO

?

(  _______________  ) 

I'd say ethang thinks he is in the, ☆☆☆ TOP 100 ☆☆☆ 

TWANG  ?

Top 100 ?

Imagine a theist saying they are not the best at script tranzing.

Is there any theist here that reads this. 

That thinks ummmm, 

They are NOT currently IN THE , ☆☆☆ TOP 1000 ☆☆☆ OF ALLLLLLLLLLL TIME ? 

Who thinks they are only average at deciphering scripts ?  

Arrrrrr scripture. 

You wouldn't have ya God speak anything but hey? 

Abraham knew it.  

XENU spoke to L Ron in a scripture format. 

ALL THE GODS. 

Well all the proper GODS,   

The ones that , GET GUYS TO WRITE SHlT DOWN FOR THEM . 

They alllllllll speak scripturesqu. 

These holy books you guys have. 

Written with the " scriptures ". 

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

Having UNLIMITED time to find / prove God exists is pretty handy. 

If the atheists have the theists sign a contract stating that they have 5000 years from now to prove god exists.

If we can have em sign that. 

I can then be a atheist. 

But until then . 

If one can not prove nor disprove a god existence.  

Simply just pick one and do every single thing it asks of for the rest of life. 

Worship it. 

Never question it. 

Make it the soul reason for your existence.

Put it before everyone and everything.

Meet weekly with others that picked the same one you picked. 

And together Sing songs of praise to it. 

Tell everyone about it. 

Ok I'll stop now.

But the numbers don't lie. 

With every theist on the site in the correct religious group. 

One can only assume that.

Theists ARE A GREAT RELIGIOUS GROUP PICKER 

FULL STOP

Good game.

Good game.

The Christians god back then that had them going from door to door killing the " other " types."

Is he the EXACT same god that the Christians  have now ?

I haven't group sung for almost a year now.

If i knew, if i was told 20years ago that not believing in god ment no more group sing song.

I may have tried a little harder to believe. 

But yeah, You sure know where to hit me Epongs...

It's almost like you think being or becoming a atheists comes at no cost.      

We had to make sacrifices to. 

I lay / lye in bed some Sunday mornings just knowing you guys would currently be in full voice as i lay. 

And yeah , i get a little jealous. 

But don't you ever think i want to be a part atheist for some kind of fun or something. 

Oh

Did i just say that out loud?

I'm pretty sure You'll die in a grease fire. 

I wonder what else they believe in so much but can't prove.  

Being a theistic evolutionist allows one to believe in God and David attenbrough. 

-1

Thats weak.

Come on thang make him pay for his opinion.... 

I suggest you pull ya head in, this ain't no cattle train.

I think we need to first look into. 

Does A group prayer work ?

I can't imagine A  ( single person prayer ) working, but i think i can see a ( Church full of people prayer )  going out. 

Picture a single person prayer traveling up to god. 

If i was to have it a guess , I'd say that the average one man prayer travels up to god in like a coin sized blob. 

Soooo A 100 person group prayer has to be what?  Like a 136 coins big prayer blob.  

I think.

A 1 coin sized prayer blob could be easily missed. 

A 122 coin prayer blob does not get by unnoticed. 

I don't know.  

1.8 billion people will never see eye to eye with 1.8 billion people. 

World population without gods :  8 billion. 

World population with gods :  ( 1.8 billion ÷ 1.5 )  +  ( 1.8 billion ÷7 )  +  ( 1 billon ÷10 )  +  ( 3.4 billion ÷25 )

As we know, monks don't feed themselves. 

Sooooo,  can i put you down as a FEEDER. 

Please allocate. ( day )  ( breakfast / lunch / tea )

Feed a monk for as little as $8 

This basic level fasting, and the giving up of luxuries is a + PLUS + to the Christians. 

I can only see good from it.   Within reason.

The atheists don't have nothing like this.  

Why they don't even sing songs together. 

Christians.

☆☆☆  GOLD STARS  ☆☆☆

I don't know much about the gods but one thing is for certain.. 

He lovessssssssssssssssssssssssssss when you guys do the don't eat things at certain times for him. 

Loves it.

Prayer like ummmmm. Star light star bright first star you see at night.  

Prayer Its like ummmm ,  Flicking a buck in a wishing well. 

A prayer is like ummm, blowing out the candles on your birthday cake and making a wish. 

Same.

Same. 

 

They are all Great characters hey?

Nice. 

The after life accommodation a Monk gets must be heaps better then that of a basic level 1 , level 2 Christian.

Monks. 

I heard that You can't feed them after midnight.

Or get em wet.

MMMMMMM  Hot cross buns with triple butter. 

Speaking of it all being food and drink based. 

Lent :  Day #3.  So we probably shouldn't be talking about food hey? 

God must love it when he sees them fasting. 

LOVES IT.   

 

  

Ok

The ultimate reality exists = God.   

But i highly doubt.

The ultimate reality =  the father the son and the holy spirit

If Jesus doesn't exist, then why do we have Hot cross buns ?

Anddddddddddd now I'm not.

I've been thining about playing LENT.....

Imagine being in a religion whos god didn't do a book ?

Absolute Non sec.

No but You ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL knew somehow, and picked one holy book from the dozen.

You didn't just eeny meeny miny moe it. 

Thought went into it. 

You ummmm'd and  arrrrrrr'd.

I reckon the real book from God is,,,,, THAT ONE........  you chose the bible is going to be the only real true God inspired book.  

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A ( CHRISTIAN )   

All righty then...  lets get you into  a group.  ok what group do you go with.  

I'm going withhhhhhhhhhh, 

THAT ONE. 

The Seventh dayers. don't. (pick a different one. ) 

The churches around you are.

Imagine picking the Koran as the one true holy book. 

and then joining the Catholics

It doesn't happen. 

P.s REMEMBER: IF YOU SEE GOD ,

Keep asking him over and over , real quickly

WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. 

WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. 

WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. 

That is all you need to know. 

Until then , ummmmmmm, nice pick.  

Good game.

Going by the numbers. 

Theists are great religious group pickers. 

I've a feeling that you sal like i , would be poor religious group pickers. I'm thinking it would take me 35  to  40 picks before i get it. 

I was thinking the theists should put on a class. 

To teach the atheists. 

So what comes first. Believe in a god or joining a religious group? 

Anyway one thing is for certain. 

IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD , YOU JOIN A RELIGIOUS GROUP...

It makes total sense.

 

But first comes...PICKING THEIR RELIGION. 

or what i like to call it. 

Deciding what holy book is the true holy book. 

Same , same.

 

Soooooo, Sal has demons talking to him, and this is in the ultimate reality ?

The ultimate reality.

Tell me about a dream you had.

Will you except a ' burning fiery bush ' as proof of god. ?

I know someone who did. 

Christian women are forced into arranged marriage.

Christian man can take multiple wives. 

Christians are the ones that ride pushbikes.  

Christians can not eat PORK. 

Christians sell watchtower magazine's. 

Christians belong to the church of the latter day. 

What are ya?  Christian.  

 

What are some real bad Christians traits from the freaky Christian ones?

Like maybe what Jewish women are not allowed to do 

And then , instead of saying . " Jewish women cant use computers " 

just say.

" Christian women are not allowed  to use computers. 

. 

You can sing that like a song.

The OCC is the OCC , except no substitutes.

Nice.

I've crushed this Stupidity experiment hey?

Ive passed for sure.  Yeah nice.  

Your like a numbers guys right ?

 

Well Experimenting  with stupidity is my  (  THANG ) 

I squat down .

I place my head between my knees .

Then thang .  i simply just tilt forward, you know what i mean?  I fall foward. 

Well thats how i roll. 

 

Correct.

It wasn't my fault.  

No it wasn't . 

But it wasn't me that ended up getting b - -  nt to nothing was it... 

And that zero post received day back in 19 twas a bad bad day.

I remember it like yesterday. 

My dog felt it more then me but.

Being like one of them chosen ones that God picked to write shlt down for him. 

Hey God use to hang out with people back in the old times hey?

Arrrrrrrrrr, you want the perks of being known as  ☆♡☆ THE CHRISTIANS ☆♡☆

But not the pitfalls.

The Mormon Christians. 

The seventh day Christian aventist. 

The Catholics .

The Jew Christians. 

mmmmmmm Christians.

If there was 50 different types of something. 

Like um, you call yourself a cola . 

But really your the Cherry cola

Different to the lime, lemon , orange , and the blue. 

All cola.  

No but you know hey?