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Because of the way religious groups , well " that i know about "  have painted God , really , really thick like. 

It would  stop half the atheists when they catch a glimpse of the God word , their out. 

I'd say most people that can fathom this " Deism " would make the god thing a " bright white light god "

And of course this deisms ex god doesn't / didn't  have a voice , No rules , and definitely no opinions. 

It didn't get guys to do a book for it.

I've always been a big fan of the ( BBWLG  blinding bright white light god )

A perfect god is incapable of making mistakes like Noah and the floods. Sod and gom.

 

If god is omni ( whatever )  What about Asteroids and dinosaurs ?

God wouldn't of wasted 13.2 seconds  making a full set of dinosaurs.

Nor would he of wasted the required .2 of a second ( approximate meteorite building time ) 

Now I'm not sure if he built asteroids, and the time it takes to build one, 

I wouldn't even like to guess. 

And this deism thing sounds alright. Kind of. Half of it. 

I can go with a " god thing " creating the universe but , but . 

It then goes on to say.

( But god does not interfere directly )  how could i believe or not believe this added bit of nonsense ?

A Divine measuring tool , ummmmmm.  You're talking about a banana right ?

 

Taking note. 

Money to be made in divine measuring tools.

So Do you want the good news or the bad news. 

Bad. Ok 

The Bad news.

I found this ( Mysterious Ways ) place where God works and not one person there has ever heard of a bloke named The Devil

So that was a complete dead end and a waist of one and a half hours. 

Ok the Good news. You're going to love this MAR.

I found out the name of the place where the Devil is at .

Ok I'm only going to say this once and pleaee if you could MAR keep this to yourself.

The Devil is  ( IN THE DETAILS. ) 

Anyone got any ideas or where  ( IN THE DETAILS )  is?

I'm going to leave you with finding this out magic.

Good day and . 

You're welcome. 

Well we know God works in mysterious ways. 

So I'm thinking the Devil works there also. 

workmates maybe. 

Boiling hot water lobster swimming.

Panda pounding. 

I'm thinking about opening    (  Animal Murder Town  )

It has a  (  DOGGY DINING DISTRICT  )  you got  daily ( kitten kicking competitions ) and ( Cut the tails of the donkeys ) for the kids.

 We got The old favorites like ( Elpaca whacker )  ( Duck Hunt ) 

And  new this year, the meag popular (  Puffin Punching ) 

Along with the ( Watch the headless animal go show )

And heaps more.

 

This one time on debate org I came soooooooo close to having a Vote count, a RFD count. 

One day.

One day. 

So I don't  have to scroll up MAR.  Has anyone mentioned / talked about the monetary value of a vote.

Offer a service?

Post #3.   Nice man.. telling it like it is.

Sounds like you need Piggy Powder. One tablespoon contains a minimum of 10,000 swine.

I thought about making this stuff after buying a ham and sald sandwich for a jew not knowing he couldn't eat it and he said loudly . YOU KNOW I CAN'T EAT THAT.  This annoyed me.

This Jewish person was my boss of 20 years after that and a trully great person

Now this is going to sound bad but back then i was bad . So i was able to sneak bacon product on three jewish peoples lunches on several occasions.  

The first time i fed a jew ham i ummmm kept a cloes eye on him that day thinking maybe like he was going to melt. 

What a shlt i was.  His since passed , and ive bad morals so i occasionally very rarely say to myself, I doubt you could get to heaven with that much pork in his belly. 

Heaven entrence requirements #341  ( total pork consumption ) 

Now Stephen, to address this post,  and stay on toipc so to speak. 

Eating dogs i know nothing about this. And have only viewed your link only on the topic. 

But killing animals by a slit to their throat.. maybe when this was written they use to kill animals by kicking them to death or butchering them slowly and to make it more humane on the poor little animals a slit to the throat was considered quick.

But this is not the case so ..

To kill animal's that way these days is not needed. FULL STOP

But also.

It's only common sense you dont go to heaven if ya don't eat food prepared this halal way.  

*Pat pen pig pow.  Just One tablespoon makes it near impossible to get to heaven. 

 

 

 

You've changed hey. 

But um, i like looking at the wording ( AN APOLOGY ) they look and sound perfect together.

AN APOLOGY. 

Every time i check the forum i see AN APOLOGY .

It catches my eye like BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .  

Say it with me nitsac 

Ready?

And go

An Apology. 

No stop , stop. 

And go written before An Apology just ruined, 

An Apology.

just.

AN APOLOGY. 

Can you do one more thing for me boss?

Please Dont be dull.

Thank you. 

Thanks to your lot triangle we only have to pray 7 times a day. 

Us atheists woukd never of thought about getting allan to ride his winged horse on up to God and say.

God.

Hey God , do you think instead of prayer 50 times a day. We could do it like ummmm 7 maybe 5 times a day ?

God said yep. 

So thank you. 

And

Good game. 

Good game.

 

I want to like swear at you right now mopac. 

I want to call you names and abuse you. 

Your last post is  antagonizing me 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thats a point right there to you.  

Very well played. 

Good game.

Good game. 

I suspect its a misinterpretation. 

The Israelites said something about a bloke in the bush with a faggot. 

To Homophobic for their own good this lot.

How dare this goldtop character ask a question or two on topic.

Rubble Rubble Rubble.

Having Unlimited time to prove something exists sure is handy.

You don't say that But Ok So. 

2 piles of sand plus 2 piles of sand equals 8 half piles of sand

2+2 =4

16 quarter piles of sand. 

2 + 2 = 4 is truth. 

If you add 2 piles of sand to 2 piles of sand what do you get?

Cross ya legs over each other hold ya hands in a certain way and go om.

I swear i never meant  nothing else. 

I can be childish but  i wasn't like pretending i was using the word masterbating insted of meditation.

Thats effing  beyond childish. 

Sorry mopac that was directed at polly.

But were you aluding to this to mopac. 

And is meditation what i explained it to be.. 

Ommm.

Your medication would get ya closer to god then ya meditation would wouldn't it?

I can't for a sec fathom meditation,  my minds a racer. But ummmmm, 

Hey jane?

Jane?

I suspect Atheists have trouble talking about hypnotizing i mean hypnosis.

I suspect atheists don't believe people can be hypnotized.

Then they think. Well maybe some people can be hypnotized.

Then they think . But i doubt i could be hypnotized .  

But good luck with your meditation. 

Tell us about the spot were you like to do this meditation.  So like i can give it a shot. 

Obviously a quiet spot , but is it good like 

In the middle of the bush in nature.

In your wardrobe.?

Good day.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

Pass

With my grade 5 grammar and my dyslexia 

I wont be entering rap battles but I'll have _ _ _ with ya. 

No i don't do rap. 

And a thief

I'm a anti-theist on a computer.

Agnostic in real life. ( but rarely admit to it ) 

A wannabe atheist. 

I think a agnostic atheist means your agnostic.

if someone ask me personally, i say Im a atheist.

Oh And i also collect stamps.

Well ya not a Real jew if you have a foreskin are you. 

How good is scripture hey ?

I mean, you wouldn't have ya god speak anything but. 

Good game.

Good game. 

Stephen. 

Do you consider yourself a good scripture translator?

Stephen?

Hey stephen.

Is it safe to say you are in the Top 10,000 peoples thats ever been and is,  when it comes to deciphering ?

Top 1000 ?

Top 100 ? 

Ten. 

From that. I HAVE  AND  CAN see other story COMMENT #26 i ummmmm.

i have and can now see what type of person you are. 

I get it now. 

Hey stephen ,  Good weekend mate. 

 

How handy is it having the same holy book same god. 

It's alllllll exactly the same but only different. 

Stephen does god's his a poly. 

The Ultimate reality hypothesis? 

Orrrrrrrrr

The theroy of Ultimate reality?

I say none. 

Thus raising questions.

Thus not ultimate. 

Hey did i ever mention that i once beat a cat with a stick?

Good day Pac mo.

The milk was sour.

And if the milks sour, i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 

Nice  MAR  nice.

 

The religious frame work.

A God .

A Human God.

A Holy Book. 

A Clubhouse. 

The human God's have all been giving some writings or other nic nacs directly from god and ya need to know em.

But keep in mind 50% of these human god's are gambits so to speak. Their great front men. 

You know what i mean , 

If these stories of Jesus are somewhat true ( IT APPEARS TO ME ) He was a brilliant gambit.  

You and i.

Well it's what I'm leed to believe. Although i highly doubt my mom and dad did what they say makes a baby. 

But yeah. I know the baby comes out of the mummies. 

But these free Christian women you speak of were not invented back then.

The bible writers were a certain type of people. That im sure of. 

No that sound silly. 

But above everything it seems strange that the bible was some how writen with what life in general was like back then in mind.

That shouldn't play any part really should it.

It seems like the bible was written without so called knowledge of todays events. 

It's like the bible was written without any knowledge whatsoever of June the 18th 3759. 

oh i forgot the  FULL STOP.

We can talk about that if we want.

Yeah I'm probably going to give invent god's what? a miss. 

My head feels funny.

Inventing god's is really something you do in your own head 

Inventing religions.

It's much a muchness. 

The meaning of god brings up the word SUPERHUMAN.

Then you give the definition of the word SUPERHUMAN.

this is your out. Your Avenue your taking.

It's a shame you can't prove your own specific God exists. 

That wouldn't be to good worded out hey. 

But ummmmm.

Good game.

Good game.

 

Someone will except and your argument will be.

The Sun is a God. 

The sun exists. 

And you've won.  It fits your criteria. 

Is this whats happening here?

But all that wording rules and regulations is crazy.

I think of two peoples minds that must of been brilliant. 

The person who made carrot cakes mind. 

And the bloke who said yeah, he said hey um ,, what we should do is get god to speak scripture. 

Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

I mean wow hey. Their minds.

I also picture a bloke , its always a  bloke for some reason. 

A bloke inventing the umbrella for a certain reason and then realizing it get used for the total opposite. 

 

And That's why i don't eat sun dried tomatoes. 

That's a good question that one hey? 

I'm thinking.

I dunno.

 Oh and I'm a 38 year old rugged bloke. 

I dunno. 

Nice post brother.

God's / religions.  

To me. It appears that way.  

You.

Yes , No?

Award credit?

And the winner is.   The Sec Mur.....

Good game. 

Good game.

So you've never seen never heard and could never posibly prove a God exists.

WHAT THE ATHEISTS DO. 

The Atheists say there is no God. Now I get the whole you can't prove unicorns don't exist.

Lets agree to say it's a little silly.

Ok ok. 

Let's go with Atheists are a little silly.

 

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hey but Grug? 

If it's somewhat silly to just say well that doesn't exist. 

WHAT THE THEISTS DO.

So you've never seen never heard and could never possibly prove a " God " exists. 

The theists simply pick one . Religion / God or someone picks it for them  and just go with it 101% , 

They join a group because of it ( Picking a Religion is the same as YOU SAYING AND KNOWING what God was responsible for this one true holy Book or that one true holy book. Or someone picked for you )  Bias 

They wil do every single thing it " asks " of them for the rest of their lives

They make it the most important thing ever to ummmmmm (  be / exist , whatever )

If the God you picked thinks this way on a certain subject, SO DO YOU. 

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Must stop 

RANT AVOIDANCE ACTIVATED. 

deep breath. 

I could go on but grug.

Grug?

So We've never seen never heard a God.

Is it funny thinking about the atheist claiming / putting forth their opinion. God does not exist.?

Or the theist not giving a rats arse about if god exists or not but just simply picking one and saying it does. And then living the rest of their lifes  in accordance with it. 

Spell check.