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@Stephen
This is the real ten paul scripts right
Elizabeth did two. ( Patty did a paul and like five or six combined scripts
Now get this , a bloke named Jesus not no magic made up Jesus, just ya evert day average nothing more then a human named that lived down the road and around the corner wrote and got publish under a quarter of exodus.. And a handful of lukes.
That's easy like a straw roofed decent hut a donkey and two goats.
Fredrick did like 45 -46% of the psalms Ricky helped him but he put very little in.
It all started with just trying to get peaopl to do thing for you , e.g farming at no cost.
Average joe sees how a king is treated .
Average joe cant ever become king . he can be God.
Travis 1 paul,
Luke , a psalm and three sentences in two joint scriptures
Laquisha. ,2.4 Matthew .
Alonso so on and so on.
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@Stephen
When it says thing like Mark bit the john paul bit even the exodus all of it was simply a lot easier then saying .
Eric was like a good writer and he for examplke wrote like 2 Peter's a paul , one exodus ( witch payed more then the rest payed all up.)
He even was publish in three Ezekiels. He earned around three goats and foofing materials
Lisa was published under 2 johns a idris and a peter. For this she was able to marry whom she wanted. She was actually the first open Gay women in history that was well , allowed to be.
So Mark doesn't mean mark wrote em
Not one peter was published under peter , john did write john.
There was two types of people around these times your either a apostle or you were ( b ) a illiterate.
An illiterate prophet is compared to a ummmm a square circle painted the color 36ish.
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@Tradesecret
Fair enough. And to ( me ) this is the ultimate fair way anyone can explain what believing in god has to do with joining a group.
I've not a single argument against it. And it's damaging to my case.
But trade? What I am expecting to be the case is, now get this, stay with me.
What I think might be happening is people a person may in fact join a religion and like be in a religious group without ever actually meeting a god and having it/him/her ever tell them that it/he/her wants them to join the A's or like join the C's.
Trade, its not like you would join a group if god didn't actually tell you hey.?
Good game
Good game
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@Castin
Nice line of enquiry.
Doing something against God and continually doing so.
Hey hi nitsac, its close to unfathomable ( for me ) to think if if i had a God I'd do anything against it,him,her.
I mean its a God. Like , they have a actual God , and they do the opposite of what god wants / asks , in some cases.
Fathom it man.
It's in the least , disrespectful. This is a god we are talking about. And these what appears to me to be fair weathered freinds do the opposite t what god says.
It's , it's. Crazy.
It's HALF Measured.
Good day.
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The Dance of the semi intelligent theist. It looks horrible.
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Skept said the D word. Dino$@*$%saur.
The WWF. World wide flood.
I'm happy to go with a world wide flood if one can explain why God made then buried Dinosaur bones.
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every godist on this site are in the top 100 scripture deciphering of all time.
Arrrrrrr scripture , you wouldn't have ya God speak anything but hey ?
I'll leave you all with two words.
Biblical and scholar.
Biblical scholar.
Say it with me ready ? Andddddddddd
Biblical.
Scholar.
Biblical scholar.
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Theists are great religious group pickers.
What with 100% of the theists on this site correctly choosing the correct groups.
Really great pickers, the lot of you.
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@linate
I find it strange when someone says they wouldn't want to live forever.
I'd live for a half of eternity at least , ha, half of eternity, it's hard to know what it feels like at age four / five hundred.
And then you got to think about your life after your death.
Again , ha. Life after your death..
I wish we lived for around 1000 years. Like gods right hand men. Adam , Noah and the rest of the gang.
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@PGA2.0
Is the other main religion incorrect.
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@secularmerlin
Have you asked for a word check on ultimate,
And whats ultimate ultimate times 2
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@EtrnlVw
Do you feel sorry for millions of people getting tricked into believing a lie ?
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@Mopac
L Ron. Makes ' hand sign ' L Ron.
Hi pacermo.
Hey when see this scientology,
Whats your thoughts on seeing millions of people being mislead ?
Your a christian right, so you know full well scientology is fake , false , not true.
I'm a half atheist , i cant prove scientology is fake.
You can.
My question.
You see millions of people that have fallen for a lie.
You must find this very unfortunate for them hey ?
Being mislead all there life.
And according to your God , for them spending there whole life being lied to annd falling for it , what will happen when they die? Straight to hell hey ? Again , most unfortunate.
O well.
Good day. Just your thoughts on,
Do you feel sorry for people living there entire life being lied to ?
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So its only. " T "his "U" niverse/ " G " od .
The " T U G "
No me no understand. Pass.
( sung to a (The Knack ) tune.
M M M M MY CREATOR ,
My , my , my , aye-aye whoa!
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@mustardness
Whats cube bacwards
And What about the other universe over there , and that one , and what about that one ? Universe/ alien god
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@Paul
Universe, i was writing this before i seen the post up to.
Paul , is it the universe ?
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@Paul
racecar bacwards is racecar.
Hey paul, you say " my" creator.
Is your creator my creator also ?
Andddd.
Is the answer YOU?
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@janesix
If they are in one of the main two , they know.
100% they know.
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Like wrong, false if you will ?
The teachings of it.
I know your religion is correct and this i wouldn't argue, but, but the other main one.
Actually, I'll just answer it for you. Ok., ready andddddddddd.
YES.
There, YOU said it.YES . Wasn't too hard hey?
Do you go to hell if you say no? Anyway
Just YES. The other main religion, well one of the top two religions is false ( through any and all splinters. Denominations I mean denomination I Said denominations.) Ha. 101 denominations
I'm after a theist YES or a theists NO
That's Yes or No.
'TRAP SET' shhhhhit did i just type that out loud.
A simple ( Yes ) or A simple ( No )
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You should NOT be allowed to make anyones cousin cry.
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@mustardness
You want to start by getting 25c from each player.
But ummm yeah start slow and the next thing you know you've a wife for each day of the week , if thats your thing ,
I know you will not forget but , make sure the story you tell about you somehow ending up with like 40 / 50 scriptures is wellllllllll .Good , like real good.
But sounds cool.
Im past this now , i was thinking about starting up a small business and get me a church , and a speaker ohhhhh the dear dear speaker.
I'll stop now. I was getting excited there mmmmmmmmm.
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@Mopac
Well I think your a sharp, smart fine young person. Who simply believes differently to me on this one subject.
Anddddd, i love you .
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@Mopac
I was playing with ya pacca. But I've told you before i am a undereducated spelling level grade 5 bad reading no comprehension . dyslexic tall attractive 37 year old buck , likes walks on the beach one time cat killer for fun kind of guy , I've gone to far hey . it s just for someone like yourself who can translate scriptures at a dosn't reject not being in the top 100 decipherers of all time kind of guy , you should have no prob what so ever doing a little translating .
Might it may help if i start each paragraph with a
Pamela 22 : 18 or Roger 10 : 4 , its just a idea.
Or , or if i was you , i wouldn't bother wasting time tying to talk with me.
I've never read a bible before , i couldn't . but .
But .
I am the best ever scripture translator , without a doubt .
Thats fair to say isn't it ?
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@janesix
From observation from reading , from being taught through my sorter separator taking into account I'm underegicated .educated ,( spell check )
For example a year ago a 37 year old me was introduced to the word enormous . until then i belived 37 years thinking the word was eggnormous. Because i cant spell and have trouble with comprehending wrapped with never less then 175 hi cue, i can like think.
So my answer is i believe what ever i believe and the path taken , into every person I've even just seen everything i experienced and been taught is what i belive. I've been lead to believe things through my actions Observationse.
I don't know what I'm saying now.
Jane.
Hey jane. Can i take that comment back whilst i have a little more thought on the question ( what do i believe and why )
,so I'm taking back my answer , because I've been led to. which i think will play apart of my answer but.
Im taking it back.
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@Castin
And you will continue to do so .
Hey hi nitsac , i was in the middle of a why are you guys group singing at the Jesus thread then i seen your talk to god thread , then i seen you mentioned singing and , well , it was good enough for me to get me information from it.
Good day.
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@Mopac
Predestinated souls , Gods , ultimate realiies . to much of this pacmo and not enough ummmm , norm.
Have you ever witnessed the sun not coming out when it supposed to.
Try Pretend that nothing freaky ever happens in life. Pretend that everything we see is what we see ,
You know like . just , normal.
And your answer ( Predestaind ) things being predest needs me to have a think about that whist believing in God and Free willy as you state.
I'll get back to ya big fella.
Good day.
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@janesix
I believe in tutinkarmoun , i cant spell that. But he was around before the Jesus wasn't he.
World view. TAKE EM FOR A RIDE. If you steal something you Get it FREE. There is is absolutely no rules in life , none. And thats where our morals come from.
It come to existence the very second i did. not a second before and not a second after will this exist.
It's allllllllllll me. In a non narsisitic , ( spell check please )
Is there a purpuso yes , they look simiiler to dolphins.
Why do i believe what i believe . Because I've been lead too
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@Stephen
I hear you stephen, this is how i answered the. are you born agnos or atheist post.
Well along them lines.
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@secularmerlin
How do you know your not a Muslim ?
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@secularmerlin
So these are the absolute ways.
What you said.
1. They found themselves in the religion they are in . indoc or they know no other, born into it. ( boil that down to, Someone choose for me )
2. They just picked a certain one because it appealed to them the most ?
3. This Would be a reason that I doubt would exist, and thats. I tested and tried X amount of time in each.
4. Can't remember.
And many more horrible , horrible sounding ways to justify joining a group for believing in a god.
If you sec started believing in a God tomorrow even if you seen this God. What the hell has joining a group got to do with it.
Now I would assume You can start by thinking welllllll maybe someone or something created everything.
But from thinking that I can't see a link to joining a religious group.
Unless.
Unless.
The only fathomable reason for joining a religious group is. God told you to join one. ( and you can't argue that.)
Orrrrrrr I will also except the reason why they are in a religious group just for believing in a Gid is . Because they thought it was right. ( again thisYou can't argue but , its week . however.
So all I'm trying to do here is find a " NICE " reasonable reason why believing in God has anything to do with joining a religious group.
And I'm asking how can one attempt to justify joining that group or that group.
Christians and Muslims cant possibly know they are not or not supposed to be Scientologists
So if your in a religious group , please
Talk us through the day God told you to join a religious group.
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It's The Try make the way you picked the religion you're in now sound half decent challenge.
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Good Game.
Good Game.
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@Paul
When you say this , my god has forsaken me line , do you say it in a Eric Cartman type voice. ?
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@Paul
You didn't want a straightforward answer did you paul?
Because Nothing explains things better then a scripture translation explained to you in a Romeo and Juliet type scripture sounding way , then repackaged back into a what to them is now a straightforward self-explanatory half a scripture type format.
Instead of a 1000 word half scripture half meaning of the scripture type manner. They could just say like.
Yes. Yes Jesus is the lord and God.
Or
No . no Jesus ain't the lord and he certainly isn't this God thing they speak of.
Not
Giving thanks unto the farther, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the everdence of the saints in light of men.
It's almost like getting lost driving somewhere and getting out your Year 1924 street directory to find the way home.
Gods are good , but they ain't no google search.
Ethang and mopac are the best the theist have to offer as well .
With Both of em in or around the top 10 in the world at deciphering scriptures you think you could get a better answer.
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Pretty straightforward you say.
When i think of religion, Straightforward and Pretty aint the two words I'd use.
So are you saying, " these " type of Christians belive this , and " them " type of Christians belive that.
Make up a couple of things like this, " change " a scripture meaning or two, create a little difference here and a little bit there and before you know it.
Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You done gone got yourself a " splinter ". NICE.
" Grow the splinter " Loveeee the splinter, For in a years time you'll be getting 25cents of each player / believer , follower of your "splinter"
Give it 10 years and that splinter of yours will turn into a nice lump of 4X4,
Then in another 10 years your lump of 4×4 has grown into a nice small business , i mean religious group.
And with this steady cash flow coming in from, ( attendance ) and your shrewd selling of 18 of the 37 / 40 scriptures that God placed with YOU. With this type of cash coming in, and your clubhouse paid in full.
You and your four point three ( 4.3 ) Beautiful wives can start living quite nicely.
Good game.
Good game.
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@Mopac
Have it a guess.
Do you think you are in the top 1000 scripture translators of all time ?
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@keithprosser
I've a different " perspective " on this.
See i have no trouble with a " thing " a god if you will creating universe upon universe times a lot more universes along with every single item in em.
I can fathom it , i can. But to put it into " perspective
This thing that created this everything , the whole like allll. This I'd say can best be described as a God thing , well he also doesn't want boys kissing boys. Bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PERSPECTIVE perspective.
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Imagine someone saying " I'm a poor / not very good scripture translator ".
I haven't read the bible and have only attempted to translate like 4 maybe 6 scriptures, not being able to read very well doesn't help but
But.
Not meaning to boast, but I'm probably the best scripture decipherer that's like ever been.
I'm good , I'm like real good.
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@Mopac
Sorry hey.
I can't read or write very well.
Just a question.
Are you good at translating scriptures?
Would you be in the top one million at it ?
Top 1000 maybe ?
Thanks.
Sorry about me dribble. I'll slowly improve.
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The stats.
The stats must be mind-boggling
a Christian father and a Christian mother raerly have a baby Muslim.
I'd say approximately , " approximately " 96 And third point 8 percent of *semi strong religious people.
( * semi-strong = 6.744 and a eighth out of 10 ) that's top of the range. 7 is stong 8.89 and up is , well , couckoo.
Anyway, imagine the amount of Christians that have Christian kids.
Imagine Muslim mum and Muslim dad having a little baby Christian.
The stats woukd be up there with the good old being born where your religion is practiced numbers.
I don't know , your a lucky bunch you thiests.
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@Mopac
Hey Hi.
Mopac, can you have it a guess.
When it comes to scripture translating / deciphering.
A. Do you think there is anyone on this site that is NOT in the top ummmm, I'll go one million , top one million of all time at the translation of Scripture so to speak. " Scrip'in ".
B. Do you think you may be in the top 1mill of everyone past and present of scrip'n ?
I rekon , just a guess , that there is not one person on this site that is not in the top 100 of all time at translating scripture.
And with most of em being the best at certain couple " fave " scriptures. They have a quirkh way of doing it.
Anddddddddd.
Why can't they make a bible with, umm 1000 high up church dudes responses meanings to a scripture and instead of the scriptures just put the top 3 response meanings , with the numbers beside them.
Tell it like it is addition ?
A 10,000 persons scripture meaning bible.
And
A one million persons edition also.
Ask a million people the meaning of the scripture and give the top 3 responses with the numbers beside em.
Anddddddddd.
Can i ask for 8 secons.
8 seconds to think about the mind of the bloke that said. " Hey "
He said " Hey " . " Lets get god to speak in scripture "
BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
And a 7
And s 6
And a 5
And a 4
And a 3
And 2, And a one.
Brilliant hey.
Scripture, Ya wouldn't have ya god speak anything but.
Good game.
Good game.
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@vagabond
Boss is that you ?
It's you hey. Good day sir.
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What about sporting teams in the same country? Cheering for one or the other , Not Racist ?
But when your favourite team plays a team from another country cheering for one or the other , thats Racist ?
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And the meaning of the word Discrimination ,
Then you have to have the meaning of the word unjust and prejudicial..
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@Smithereens
Hey hi smith
What about , Australia v New Zealand in the Rugby for example, Is it " Racist " to cheer.?
And everyone in the army , navy , airforce is everyone of em racist?
And the is there a different between being a patriot and being a racist?
Good day.
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