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Donald Trump and Joe Biden end up in the same barbershop
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Biden and said "How about you?"
Biden replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Biden and said "How about you?"
Biden replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
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If Trump hadn't been born in a Rich family wouldn't he have dropped out of high school and been working at a McDonald's all his life?
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At least cops don't shoot white people when they go to their door.
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@TheUnderdog
You should buy Terry Silverman's book "1000 Dumbest Things Donald Trump Has Said and Done." Its on Amazon.
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Hemorrhoids are swollen veins, while Trump is swollen and vain.
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@Greyparrot
The closet you are going to buy at Moscow Trump Tower when it is built, you will say it's 40,000 square feet, wont you?
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@IwantRooseveltagain
One of Trump’s marketing professors at Wharton, the late William Kelley, apparently thought little of his student. A close friend of the professor, Frank DiPrima, said that Kelley told him 100 times over three decades that “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.” “I remember his emphasis and inflection — it went like this — ‘Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had,’”
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@RaymondSheen
Lux is a nightclub in Los Angeles owned by Lucifer Morningstar, the former ruler of Hell. Lucifer runs the establishment with the help of his trusted friend and demon, Mazikeen.
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Trump said he will cut SS and Medicare so he can have another tax cut.
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There were only 5000 at the Trump rally in New Jersey
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@Greyparrot
Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!
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@Greyparrot
Yes, Donald Trump blasted president Joe Biden, calling him a “total moron” during his rally at Wildwood, New Jersey.
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Oh sorry, I know Trump voters are functionally illiterate.
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@Mall
Darwin's original hypothesis has undergone extensive modification and expansion, but the central concepts stand firm. Studies in genetics and molecular biology—fields unknown in Darwin's time—have explained the occurrence of the hereditary variations that are essential to natural selection. Genetic variations result from changes, or mutations, in the nucleotide sequence of DNA, the molecule that genes are made from. Such changes in DNA now can be detected and described with great precision.
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@Greyparrot
Isn't the reason that there are no women on DebateArt do to you when you once said, When you are a Star on DA they let you do anything. You can grab them by the sneakers?
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@Greyparrot
Yes, Biden lied down 15 times. That's what your talking about, right?
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I'm so glad Trump gave the rich a tax break when he was President. I'm sure Putin coached him on this.
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@zedvictor4
Well, I know I do. I bet Stormy would say that too.
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Some people like to draw attention to themselves,They use various methods.Including the creation seemingly traumatic problems.
OMG, you're talking about Gp.
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Well, Donald Trump reached a major milestone according to the Washington Post by telling his two-thousandth lie since taking office.
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@Mall
You must have graduated from Trump University.
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@Greyparrot
I have my own airplane. OMG am I a Trump?
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@zedvictor4
Yes, from post #1
Apparently the appearance of design proves the existence of a designer (god)Unfortunately the appearance of design must involve the appearance of non design as a counterpoint or it is meaningless.The claim of a designer of everything is a claim that nothing can appear designed.In that paradigm design can only mean exist and that makes the word design meaningless.
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Stormy braved an online onslaught of vile, sadistic death threats and survived ribald public Twitter battles with Trump, in which he'd call her "Horseface" and she'd call him "Tiny."
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@Greyparrot
Hey, Biden never said Trump was smart !
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@Greyparrot
OMG, what did he say about Barron? Was it because Barron wouldn't be a Florida delegate?
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@Best.Korea
It is estimate that 109 billion people have lived and died over the course of 192,000 years. If we add the number of people alive today, we get 117 billion humans that have ever lived.
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Make Morons Great Again !
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@RaymondSheen
The answer to why is that it takes that many stars to form one planet that could create life. Is that an accident or design?
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@IwantRooseveltagain
I think he is saying he has low energy and TSD.
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@zedvictor4
Ebuc is a very smart dude.
Yes
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And also signs of TSD syndrome.
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This is for researchers reviewing these posts 100 years from now. I think Trump will lose by 20 million votes.
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@Greyparrot
Don't you mean, !. If you have a TDS, it's safer to self-medicate if you want to reach your destination?
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I thought TDS meant Trump's D***'s Small. Didn't Stormy say that?
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@3RU7AL
No, the $130,000 the Trump Organization paid Cohen.
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