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Boys are boys, and girls are girls. It is as simple as that. Common sense right? Nope. Recently, a team of 35 psychologists with a total of 0hours of actual work have claimed that “girls are in fact boys but not one”.That is a wholla weird of a definition, but boys are girls, according to these guys.

 

All I have to say is one thing. The lefties are going crazy. They used to claim thousands upon millions of genders and now they are handling them like Play-Doh, combining them, separate them, now combining them. The team of 35 psychologists, who are all Marxist-Leninist, have yet to answer the question we have posted regarding the difference within the hormones and the genitals(And to think how stupid the world is, we were the first one to send that question when this report is handed in 35 days ago). It is possibly anattempt to comply with the superiority of the Males within this society and just want to give the girls of this land a pat on the head. Absurdity remains absurd, and it is completely absurd for anyone using anything to make such a claim that girls are just boys. They are not. Maybe we should not trust any psychologist in the planet because they must be lying all the time and telling us lies that aren’t bad(Or worse, hurting our little brittle hearts on purpose).

 

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Debaters ??? and ??? have joined on the website www.youtube.com to debate whether guns exist or not, and oh boy, it is intense.

 

The comment originally started on the deleted video of copyright-protected federal video in which thousands of guns were showcased.??? first established the claim of that since the government lies a lot, this must be a lie, thus guns are a spook! ???, as a government official, responded that guns are in fact real and the earth is as flat as a table. ??? then responded that since guns are real guns must be not real! Nonsense continued for 100 minutes until it evolved into a gunfight somehow, in which then ??? is shot dead by ??? for treason.

 

The video is deleted due to 100% of comments are under that thread and none are contributional. It is unknown how either of them got to comment since the comment function is turned off. Only 34 screenshots made by???? are saved and the rest of the population are too busy taking screenshots of other stupid stuff. The video is then deleted likely due to shame. Newspapers soon arrived, questioning the sanity of ???. While that is going on,???? sold all 34 pictures because the news is so busy reporting it and there is no more evidence, and earned 10,000,000,000,000.01$ in the United States. Unfortunately, the person buying the pictures is an Anarcho-capitalist, and if I ask for them, I am violating his NAP and he will shoot me with a recreational nuke until I pay a toll fee of 1 undecillion dollars to his property. No one had done that yet and the government considers that valid? What a bunch of incompetent dummies working there.

 

Weird things always happen, and it is for us to reap the benefit off of it. On The Bullseye is now free of charge, and a Dart thrower, preferably able to debate, is encouraged to work here, for 0.00$ a month and if lucky enough, 0.00$ per month! An editor sounds cool, and you could get pass our audition at the middle of Sahara Desert, but the hiring rate is 0%, and even if you get hired, you have a 100% chance of being fired before you could do anything!

 

(Nothing above should be taken seriously. I am mocking the modern news distributors because they are fabricating news, so I am making news that cannot be even true. This is completely satire and no personal attacks are made seriously and not everything above represents my view.)

On The Bullseye 11/01/2020 Edited by: Intelligence_06

You are looking at the main competitor of SirAnonymous' DARTBard, except, things here will always be more realistic, more reliable, and more anonymous than DART Bard.

 

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The internet movement named “No Nut November” is scheduled tobegin in November 1st, as opposed to other real-world movements which are majorly delayed by the coronavirus. The goal of this abomination they call a movement is to make as little nut as possible. This, however is impossible, as that nuts are a very special type of food, essential to many, and enjoyable for more. The consumption of Peanuts is just over 7 pounds per year per capita, minus those who are not people and are not peanuts.

Seeing how widespread the internet is, the Union of Nut Workers within this country have decided to quit and reclaim the means of production of nut-related products in December 1st, 2020. This is extremely critical as nut-related products are into the essential production of thousands, or even millions of companies within this world. It is being predicted that after November 15th, 50% of the functioning bodies of the economy would no longer function until December 5th, 2022, due to that the lack of nut-related products would stall the production of other companies, causing those companies which supplies other essential companies to be utterly bankrupt. The recovery needed would be long. 

It is seen for the very first time that reactions this widespread is upon the society when a single joke about nuts is said in theparty. One teenager named “Deez Nuts” ran for the president(And I hope he would again, seeing how stupid this one is) in 2016, but the essentials of the world have only passed it as a joke until this year. The Proletariat movement isreal, and it probably should not be. This would be equivalent of the revolution of 50% of the population all believing the plagued socialism within this world in 1500, all caused by a single light-hearted joke. Short answer: We are doomed. Even if you have military bunkers under your flags you would at least not being fed with peanuts unless they are stale in your storage possibly stank with body fluids. This, in the end, will cause either ultimate equality orultimate inequality as either only the filthy damn rich people will survive orthat the poor will also survive, but are stripped of everything except their poverty, not being able to grow crops because those Hoppeans physically removed all crops containing nuts for 30 days with those loud, glorious military choppers imported from the United States to the world. You can establish everything you want to say, but Big Brother is watching you and you have a 50% chance of being sent to labor camps regardless if you are guilty of any crimes.

 

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The recent addition of DART Bard received positive reviews bythe citizens who know nothing about the truths of this world. However, howwould the experts look at this?

 

&! &$$ &!!!$, a &^^^*& expert of newspaper, who understands zero earth languages, looked upon the newest issue of DARTBard, and said the words of wisdom, “(sorry, we could not transcribe what he said)”, translated “This is a motherf**king turd of f**king bulls**t!”.

 

Firstname Lastname, a revered professor of journalism graduatedfrom College University has also shown resentment to the newest addition of DARTBard, a response he would usually express when presented with extreme irrationality.

 

God, who is a genius schooled at home, has physically removed the latest copy shown to both personnels above. The copy we see now is actually a fake copy of the original DART Bard issue. It is unknown who has remade thecopy, possibly Dr. Trum Porter Sr. Jr. Sr. Jr. Sr. Jr., but the new copy has received positive reviews from all three people above, shockingly, especially since the contents are identical to each other.

 

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Pew Research Center have recently claimed that 1 person supports Centre-anticentrism. That is a monumental achievement for thistotally-compatible ideology for the world to use! On that 1,000,000 dollars are spent on behalf of the opposing parties, authoritarian or libertarian, left orright, the 1 loyal supporter of Centre-anticentrism remained loyal and have built his government in the town. Sadly, the town that 1 man governs have all 100% of its citizen dropping 100% negative reviews on said ideology, and that the town is dropping from the #1 productive town to the #1 least productive town due to 100% of the forces being used to enforce this totally-compatible ideology instead of complying with capitalism, the second-greatest evil of ourtimes, the first being communism.

 

But first, we need to understand what Centre-anticentrism is. Centre-anticentrism first appeared on the internet as a joke, and the way it works is that the supporters of this ideology always claim the status quo by changing it. In other words, it is a subjectively centre, objectively random ideology, never the same one day in and another day out. The 1 person who supports thistotally-compatible ideology have shown to believe in Woman Power one day despite being male and have a history of joining the KKK(In which he joined it for 0.5 hours before being kicked out for supporting only Black individuals).

 

It is entirely concerning of how this totally-compatible ideology became almost obsolete, having one supporter at the peaks and 0 at thelowest days. We should support it so it could rule the world one day.

 

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Rap is the music for those who can’t sing. For an obviously inferior form of art compared to normal music, it is normal for it to drop drastically in quality. However, we must also look at HOW it is dropping qualities because we should be able to get some laughs watching people whodon’t listen repeatedly trip their feet on thin air.

 

Let’s not just compare the contemporary raps with ones in the golden age(in which there is no rap at all, so golden!), but with those 20-30years ago in the 1990s. A good example of rap in the 1990s is this song. I wouldn't need to recite the title for you to know which song I am talking about. Such a classic!

 

“Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof. Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof. Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof” Such insight! Such criticism of the authority, in that the society can’t even keepthe canines in the places they are supposed to go. Why are dogs granted the rights of being in the Human world?

 

Now, let’stalk about raps as disastrous as this year, made this year. It is as if the kind of guy who made this song is so savage they devolved and returned to monkey.

“I'm a savage, yeah(Okay). Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah. (Okay) Sassy, moody, nasty, yeah. (Hey, hey, nasty) Acting stupid, what's happening? (Woah, woah, woah, whats happening?) Bitch, what's happening? (Woah, woah, okay)” Woah, what the hell is this? Let me get some brains and come back later. 

What kind of rap is this? Swearing is overused, Onomatopoeia are overused, and it advocates for a lifestyle that is synonymous with anarcho-primitivism, but instead of being primitive in society, it is savages in modern society. How on the planet earth could we tolerate this? Rap qualities have obviously devolved so much that people are acting like they are stupid, no, they ARE stupid! The music of the inferior are plaguing themselves,and if they don’t stop, even we will be infected! #RapsRBad!