Statichead

i miss george carlin a lot. I quote him on a daily basis and listen to his old shows so many times that I knw exactly what the next sentence is. I know every punchline, every commentary. 

one time i found an older recording from a show he did in Florida. Thing is, it was difficult to find because it was recorded privately and not officially.

I still knew every line, every joke, except one.

I laughed very hard at this. this joke is not even that funny. I just never heard it from this man I claim as my idol on this planet.

agreed.

I love experiencing other cultures. I also like experiencing my own cultures. humans are funny.

kind of. if i can get to know someone, I like them a lot more than if I dont, even if I dont agree with them on things. I dont like people I dont know because at that point I feel like they are useless to my world. Thats usually when im feeling kinda salty, but when im in a good mood its kinda fun to watch people.

thanks, i dont have as much time on my hands as last year, so im not here as often lol

our experience as humans is only a lump of fat and nerves floating in a dark pool of spinal fluid

we just get information from our eyes and ears and other stuff but us ourselves are just nerves and fat

anyway did you know that there is a similar chance of your exact brain right now spontaneously forming somewhere in the universe than there is of someone shuffling standard playing cards into perfect order?

the odds are:
brain forming somewhere in universe: 10^69

shuffling cards into order: 10^68 

I dont like people. I like persons. everybody is a person to somebody, but not to me. i dont like people i like persons i assign the title to

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the waffle house has found it's new host

I watched an analysis video on the album "everywhere at the end of time" and holy s**t. That is really crazy and I will never hear the word "dementia" the same again.

Also, remember that "name one thing in this photo" meme?

I thought about that, lol.

what if im in a coma and im dreaming everything only to wake up one morning and find out my entire life was a literal lie

O_O

I broke my wrist last week, and found myself telling my friends about it. I realized that if I never broke my wrist, my friends and I would probably be doing the same exact thing except talking about something else.

I also had a friend in preschool who left before kindergarten started. If he never left, I probably would not be friends with the ones I have now.

Something you and many similar to you fail to understand is that just because it is how you feel doesnt mean it is how others feel. Try your "research" again and look for the points and facts you dont agree with. I dont really care if you agree or not, but I want you to just see them. They might seem insane and unreasonable to you, but I just want you to know that is is really out there.

Do some research before replying with your opinions. While you are at it, take a grammar lesson.

I realize that you did research for the intersex part but do it on every topic before considering yourself as correct.

Why dont you answer my questions I have so lovingly laid out for you rather than show off what is and isnt a fallacy?

Intersex people are not always "corrected." Whether or not it is a genetic defect, it is completely natural and "corrected" sounds... not too nice. 

Autism is natural. Does a person "correct" that?

Say you have a intersex person. A penis without testicles, say a vulva instead. Thats completely possible.  How does a person "Fix that" ?

a popular anti-trans argument is "Why would you cut off a completely healthy penis/breasts?" So, why would cut off a completely healthy intersex penis? Because it doesnt have testicles? If you want to "fix" the female part of it, where do the testicles come from now? A "male" has to live the rest of their life without testicles, never to reproduce? The person wont reproduce anyway, so what's the point? Why "fix" them? theres no point.

non-binary is a reference to gender, which is different than sex. I am a binary sex. I am a nonbinary gender.

it really does, at least for me.

I imagine killing myself in vivid ways sometimes.

its really fun

as the late George Carlin said:

"Thats the best thing you can do with your life! End it"

We are not always a binary species. There are intersex humans and other animals

weirdly enough, joking about suicide is enough to keep me from actually doing it

I am non-binary and in no way antisocial.

I have many friends of all genders and I am very confident and outspoken.

Not sure. My life is pretty good, alot of the time I'm just sad anyway. I should ask for help, but its difficult, even to my therapist. I will ask for help soon though.

i am probably clinically depressed but i am not sure

my cat is very cute

What do you mean by "selectively engineered?"

Do you mean like classes in video games? "Engineer makes machines" "Scout scouts things" etc.

uninformed is better

Polytheist-Witch is right, I hate to admit it. Try to put all your thoughts into one post at a time

@Deb-8-a-bull

You are funny :)

Anyway that TV show in the afterlife sounds hilarious

@Sidewalker

That is a really cool story! I wish I had some confirmation or something like that, cause its kind of hard to believe from someone else. I hope for your own sake that this story is true. I feel kind of like joker in that one scene constantly like HIT ME HIT MEEEEEEE!!   I want a ghost encounter, or an angel or a demon or something! I want to see stuff!

there are asexuals, and there are "true" asexuals. regular asexuals do not like sex but don't necessarily hate it. "true" asexuals literally have no reproductive hormones telling them to go out and mate. I am a "regular" asexual. "true" asexuals are very rare. "True" asexuals are usually called Nullsexual.

DU KAN PRATA SVENSKA??????????? :DDDDDDDDDD

I don't know what happens after death, but I love hearing about what others have to say. Really, I'm undecided.

As for the 3-days thing, I'm not sure. I probably would, but I can't say for sure. If a loved one of mine was told so I would be devastated to lose them, however if it was myself I suppose it would be somewhat relxaing..? Like, knowing when your end will occur is a little comforting for me. 

Would I be ready though? Not sure, depends what I'm doing and who I have around me.

If a serial killer kidnapped me and some other stranger and said I decided who died (me or stranger), I would say stranger dies, I live.

If it was me or 2 people, I'd ask for myself to be chosen. If I can save more lives than just one, I would say death is worth it. If it is just one person, theres no real difference, so might as well live myself, right?

Florida is planning (or already has) banned all trans related healthcares.

butterflies

Smokers (probably yes). but as for major industrial polluters, unfortunately they are economical geniuses. Take Joe Manchin for example. He refuses to give up the coal and oil industry because it makes him money, and lots of it. He knows he won't be around long enough for global warming and major climate disaster to set it, so he continues. Let's admit it, these right-side "climate deniers" in government (Donald Trump, even) are smart. They do not care for the next generations and their lies for re-election include denying climate change and pollution. You cant deny something right in front of your eyes, I mean the towers of smoke coming out of factories and such.

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it says that Im the author but I'm not???

Do you have the whole bible memorized?

Over on a different section of the forum, I'm talking about death/life after death.

People react extremely differently when it comes to death...

I suppose it depends on your mindset and your attitude towards it.

Some seem ready to die any day and some want to wait longer...

I've been contemplating it for a while and seeing many other points and opinions in inspiring, even if its just from like 15 people.

Man I keep missing tons of stuff

@BrotherD.Thomas

Truth or Dare with Jesus sounds like an awesome time

@Athias

just let go of witch, they'll lose power just ignore

@Best.Korea

I suppose YOLO is a good mindset for you?

@zed

nice mindset

I personally have everything I need. I am unhappy in my body, but I am not desperate enough for surgery or hormones. Others who are desperate on the other hand, do. The right-wing government is attempting to take away rights such as that. Personally, if you are banning trans surgery and "cutting off healthy breasts and penises" like they say, Why allow other cosmetic surgeries such as augmentations and plastic surgery? Difference?

Isnt "straightening them out" a little harsh? Anyway if a parent is abusive, why would a school want to instigate abusive behavior towards the child? It is a safety Measure, like i said.

I know but this is a themed mafia so there will be characters right?

Also yes I have played mafia before

I currently have a fever

if i have a fever, and i dream, even if its a normal dream, would that be a feverdream?

Kinda funny how theres a considerable bunch of "infamous" people on this website

Lemming

RationalMadman

Best.Korea

Polytheist-Witch

Earth

Now I'm kind of becoming a name on this platform xD

two of my forum topics have reached the headline section of the forum in under 24 hours xD

makes sense

what do you mean by that? I would like to hear what you mean by that.

look whos talking

is "fuck" a little bit of a big word for your age?

I agree that 6 years old is far too young to receive any hormones or surgery, but Identifying as another gender is totally fine, as long as it was their own idea. Keeping it secret from parents is a safety measure. If there is a trans kid with trans-hating parents, and the school tells them that their little angel is tRaNsGeNdEr? that kid would receive the disowning of their life. 

my my what a tale

so women dont get to go to heaven just cus they're women? Thats not too fair, as I'm told god and jesus are supposed to be. 

Also, Wouldnt talking to someone for the rest of eternity get... I dunno... boring? Like hanging out with jesus could be cool but If the only thing you do is talk that might get boring. Wouldnt you want to play a game with him or something?

And what about the billions of other men who also want to talk to Jesus, I mean, He's just one guy isnt he?

heres a thought: I am thinking about typing the sentence "heres a thought" and now I am thinking about it its getting too meta ahhhhhh

I think Im growing a second brain im typing this while simultaneously listening to a video essay