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Umbrellacorp

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Before the site goes down
21pilotsfaggots blocked me so i have to hunt him down with a dedicated post. 
The post goes like this: 21pilots is a faggot. 
I am sure he is on it right now! 

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@zedvictor4
That's some top class poetry. 

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@zedvictor4
Berry picking season is upon us, don't forget.
Nice inspiration!
Gotta make a poem for the berries.
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Does homophobia really exist?
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@Barney
Keep to gunfighting barney.
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@21Pilots
Easy there cowboy! I have no idea why i'm tagged in this word guinness stew.
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Welcome to DART: Introduce Yourself
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@Allah
A new account isn't gonna stop you from getting home-schooled.
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@Sir.Lancelot
I like spreading misinformation.
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How can no one tell that lucyfemboy and adaptablerat are the same person?
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Does homophobia really exist?
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@Barney
Did you become SUPER gay instead?
Cyber bullying report right there.
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@Sir.Lancelot
I don't know mate
Probably broke the mod's balls reporting every single comment in this site...
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@Allah
You're welcome allah!
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@Castin
This place is gonna be about 50% less active now. 
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Was LucyStarfire AKA Best.Korea banned on request?
Or maybe they just left this site
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@FLRW
I see that AdaptableRatman is banned also.
Deserved
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The real reason I am unemployed (life is fair 😁)
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@zedvictor4
He got banned?
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@LucyStarfire
Exactely! I don't even know what inflation is.
Silly me to even engage in this conversation with such an intelligent person like yourself. Right?
Sorry freund!




Ur welcome for the lecture anyway!

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@LucyStarfire
Says...the home-schooled? Or the AI-schooled? 
Thanks for the advice freund!

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@LucyStarfire
Your welcome!
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@LucyStarfire
Confusing general inflation for local inflation, a common mistake of many trash economists.
No need to use economic jargon with me. I can see right through the bullshit. I did not provide you with the "local inflation". Inflation is 1 word. And i presented the average annual inflation of your country (confidently that it was your country) for the past 20 years. I am not an economist but i am acquiring a comparable degree. No mistakes made whatsoever. If i mistook your country then please tell me where you live and prove me wrong. 

The assumption that investing all money you have in farm buisness is a smart thing to do in a shithole country
I never even suggested that. I said you can take advantage of the special loan packages for farmers in agricultural areas. If there are any in your region.

Not understanding the obvious advantage of diversity of investments
Investing only in gold is not diverse. If you call 'investment' something your parents owned and you now controll then fine. But i call that inheritance. Unless you sell it or harvest the crops (which require investment to plant) you are not gonna make any money off of it. 

You are welcome for the 2nd lecture i give you on this platform. I guess you are getting home-schooled after all. 
So long!
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@LucyStarfire
Incorrect again. If you want to keep making incorrect claims, I wont stop you, but dont expect me to go around correcting you. You clearly dont seek education.
What was incorrect about that? Just a simple statistic. If i am incorrect then please share your country so we can evaluate the validity of your assertions.
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@LucyStarfire
I'm sorry but your response to my comment does not reflect an iq of 140. No offence.
Yes, over 20 years gold's price has increased by over 5 times. You however, did not invest 20 years ago. The average annual return of gold for the past 20 years has been about 11%. Your country (which i am not gonna disclose) has had an annual inflation rate of about 12% on average for the last 20 years. So as safe as investing in gold would have been for you, you still would not have made any actual profit other than fighting inflation. Let alone calling it a business. 
Gold is indeed a safe investment in general (in stable economies). But it does not have the margins of a business. 
Most people are uneducated, that's why they do not know the options of investing. I wouldn't necessarily say stupid. But investing in gold requires no intelligence.
My suggestion was this: since you already own land; you can invest in your own land to plant different vegetables or whatever sells in your region. 
But again, i do think you are bullshitting at a considerable level.
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@LucyStarfire
I lost count of all the bullshits i called.
Investing in gold literally requires the iq of a chimpanzeeeee!
Just buy gold securities (or actuall gold) and hold. 
That is not called a business. Unless you have a shitload of working capital, you aren't gonna make good money. Gold's ROI is usually just enough to beat inflation and not enough to make big profits.
Owning a house and farmland is hard in any country especially yours, considering the low wages. I am assuming that your parents owned it and now they are old enough for you to run things.
A farm requires initial capital itself. If you are in an agricultural area then i am sure the banks around there have special loan packages for farmers which you can take advantage of. This is my suggestion as a professional in this field, if you want to invest in your farm. 
But anyway, i know business is hard and requires a lot of luck. I feel sorry that you and more than half the world have to live in such poor systems. But from what i read here (child porn, prison, femboy/trans, hate your parents, etc), you are most likely trolling/bullshiting. 

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Plums
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@zedvictor4
I only see talent right there
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@LucyStarfire
Read it all. Sorry! Calling a lot of bullshits.
My parents have low IQ. My IQ is 140.
With this being top 1. 

Magic, trees, gold, chickens, loans, valorant. C'mon mate!
I feel sorry for you tho. I am sure your country is filled with prejudice for people like you. (trans/femboy/whatever you are)
I hope you make it out!


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Plums
What has become of my plum poem post!?
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Should wives obey their husbands?
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@Mall
I meant the discord thing
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@Mall
I know. Debate craft right?
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@Mall
Are you gonna illegaly stream a western film? In that case i will be there. Good job cowboy!
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Is it reasonable to say evidence exists for alien UFOs?
Why would ufos have to be alien. Look at all the stealth aircraft military superpowers have. Pilots most likely saw one of them. Plus why would most of them be spotted in the land of freedom(USA)? Oh, Nvm! Freedom.
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@Mall
Surely 97% Cowboys...
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Here's one about cherries.
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@zedvictor4
Lol! Halt the folk tales!!!
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@LucyStarfire
Well then what did you do?
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Here's one about cherries.
I liked the one about plums and did one myself. 
Falls short in many aspects tho.
I will explain.

"This is just to say about the cherries"- Umbrellacorp

I picked
the cherries
too early
from the bowl
they were
still sour
and I swallowed
them anyway
I thought
of you
watching
from the hallway

Where this poem falls short:

The plum poem describes the honest kind of greed. Eats the plums without remorse. Delicious. Apologizes later. Feels sorry for having taken something someone was saving. Describes pure guilt. It has a very gentle tone. 

This however, is unapologetic. Only the act of taking something before it is given. "They were still sour". "Too early". Then, the tension of being seen. Someone else watches but says nothing. DEFIANCE.

Of course i did not intend it to be so, but after thinking why it wasn't so good as the plum poem i noticed it lacked innocence or honesty. 
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The future
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@FLRW
Schlimm! I guess i should have gone for an AI degree.
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The future
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@FLRW
AI Won’t Replace You. A Human Using AI Will.
Lol! At Edeka? I would like to see AI lift those crates.
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@LucyStarfire
Sex offender?

@adaptable rat, i think you should start a cult or something like that. You've got the talent.
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Are you intellectually honest?
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@Debunker
So neither you or the rancher is being dishonest.
The rancher uses economic jargon to excuse his racist ideas. That's dishonesty right there. 
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Sure sure. If you are poor just make money. Very consoling!
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These are the moments i wish god existed so we could blame this on him. Unfortunately, we know who is to blame...
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Do you believe you are a "good" person?
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@Mall
I know you like riding mall. I graduated high school a few years back. And westerns are nice. I do like them. What is your favourite western?
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@Mall
Alrighty cowboy! Take it easy!
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@Mall
Easy there cowboy!
I am a catholic!
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@Mall
What does God have to do , not do to be good?
Exist
Do you believe you're good and the God of the bible not ?
I exist. He does not.

I win. I win against the god of the bible. That was easy cowboy. I am the good one. 
Or look at this. He is the good one for not existing. That way he spares us from all his grreeed.

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Liberty
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@LucyStarfire
They have a different definition of freedom in russia.
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Liberty

Liberté (excerpt) — Paul Éluard

Sur mes cahiers d’écolier
Sur mon pupitre et les arbres
Sur le sable sur la neige
J’écris ton nom
Liberté


I like french. Plus nice poem. Plus liberty. Plus french. 
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@Debunker
I got debunked by the debunker!
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@sadolite
How intellectually honest do you think you are when discussing issues in politics and society as a whole.
I think 'honesty' is misunderstood by many. It doesn't matter if you are bullshitting. So long as you express what you really think. I don't expect a texas rancher to not bullshit about the economy. Why would he know anything about the economy. But using it as an excuse to vote for trump when the real reason is only because you do not want foreigners in the country...That's what i call dishonesty. It would be better to admit being an anti-immigration racist. Then, one would only be a bad person. But a bad and dishonest person? C'monC'mon now! 
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@Debunker
But you are american. Or do you mean the US? Dumb unitedstaters? 
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@Pierrelechien1
Danke dass du auf meiner Sprache redest! Er ist eigentlich Belgier.
Bonne nuit!
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Morning or night shift?
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@LucyStarfire
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