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You shouldn't have watched it honestly, and maybe I should have never posted about it to begin with. It's a cool and funny movie and you almost don't see it coming. The chemical composition which makes the explosive finale is exceedingly fine, I could say.  And Tarantino loves that stuff of course, bad guys coming up from under the floors in a desolate shack out in a frozen winter, that sort of thing, but this time everything was played off so well, just, I dunno, it fooled me. I think it's his best movie by far tbh. 

I take pause at the very notion of god, that it should be a word on my lips at all. All the rest can be all mechanics, it doesn't matter, the universe gives itself a name. I'm not sure how religious I am, or what I believe in exactly, but there's that. There's wonder in it and there's hope in it, and I don't know how you could deny it. 

The ending of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is so brilliantly brutal and well set up, I was up dancing around my living room watching it. There hasn't been a movie got me like that in a long time. 

Give me more Wylted bucks, dude. 

Wylted is inevitable. 

I find TheUnderdog a really likeable dude tbh. Wasn't expecting that after last week's report. 

I think we need to implement some means by which I can virtually steal theweakeredge's lunch money. 

I like to think that I am a corrupting influence on you guys. 

I was thinking I'll seduce him in some Russian hotel and pee on him while you record it. Probably should take this to PM though. 

What about the shadow hand of DART? Even banning won't stop you. I'll be a happy puppet.

We'll have to do something about this origami guy, though. 

I'm going to have to block you, I'm afraid. 

I want you to be my running mate, Wylted. I have no interest in power or, ya know, doing stuff. I haven't your Machiavellian wiles, either. But I was never inducted into the DDO Hall of Fame, and that is an injustice that we can right here and now.

Be my Dick Cheney, Wylted.

I would like to own Mike Tyson insofar as this site is concerned. Who do I pay for that?

Imagine owning Mike Tyson. 

It's socially inept in the biggest way.

I haven't the energy for this this morning tbh. 

I nominate myself and I have 1000 Wylted bucks to make campaign with. 

FTR, I have not bought cocaine in years. People just give it to me. 

MY DICK: actual Danny DeVito

YOUR DICK: a small chorizo

MY DICK: inside your sister

YOUR DICK: more like a blister

MY DICK: the plant Earth

YOUR DICK: lacks girth

MY DICK: a giant squid

YOUR DICK: an aphid

MY DICK: a rhino horn

YOUR DICK: frog spawn 

Kinky bitch. 

Thanks for the reminder. 

Do you want to see my dick?

There's plenty of pussy to go around, buddy. 

I was going to make to make a collage of reactions to my penis from nudes I sent at one point. A big penis is a big fucking sell. 

243 posts and finally I can announce that I have a very large penis without it being too weird. 

Ya wanna hear a funny story. There was a point in time, I guess I was about 21 or 22, but I'd had the ingenious idea that I'd not bring identification out with me going clubbing anymore because that way if I was arrested I'd not end up in court, the cops wouldn't be able to identify me. Fighting a lot, ya know. Irish rite of passage. Nearly got held in contempt of court once, but that's another funny story. But anyway so it comes to a test of my idea, I get arrested and into the cell and cops have no idea who I am, it's all going as planned. And sleep sound as a baby, I'm really onto something here I'm thinking. Well, eventually the cops come to get me, out of the cell, into the office or whatever, and there's my old dad waiting. Needless to say, I was disgusted. So I pulled out my cock and pissed on the desk of the first smug looking cop I saw naturally. Then I fought my dad in the street for blowing my cover. At one point I elbowed him right into the face while he was driving us home, nearly had him crash the car and kill us both. But my point is, I love my dad lol. 

No wonder forced sterilisation doesn't seem a completely bananas idea to you tbh.

Come on, that was funny. 

Pretty fucking ruthless lol. 

Every girl I flirt with these days, I promise them I can make them an OF star. And they all love it. 

I don't blame them one bit tbh. I love the days in the gym when I'm the biggest fuck in there. Every day but Sundays too really, because that's when the religiously meatheaded come out. 

I think you'd like it, zed. 

Did you just got through my threads on my profile and post a bunch of angry posts?

Honestly, I am thoroughly amused at your beliefs but you are cool lol. And obviously very clever. 

Someone, one day, will have to fight the pope. 

I'm sure I watched it years ago because of Zizek, so maybe I'm disseminating here. But it is good. 

All you had to say was that the devil was down here screwing with some shit lol. 

So what's your plan? Your life sounds like the movie They Live. 

Yeah but why? Is the Pope actually in some covenant with the devil?

Maybe that's an Irish turn of phrase. 

You lot really haven't gambled any way seriously before btw. It is a strange living to make and the people are all spooky as fuck with their aces of spades and devil tattoos. It can be a trying sort of mental warfare if you're not up to it for sure.

It really doesn't surprise me at all some dude tried to blow Vegas away. 

Is the devil himself actually behind it all, though? That's the fun part, being honest. 

What was Eminem's role? Role in what?

I'd have went to mass more if Jesus was swinging swords like that. 

What's the harm if god exists, then? Self righteousness as a hobby is a bit lame, dude. 

So do you think the devil is working through these Luciferians and Eminem and that Epstein was actually sacrificed to the devil?

And be fun, so that's the both of you in trouble.

What's the harm in the devil existing, tell me? 

I concur. 

Do you think one might earn the devil's good graces as they might god's?